/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kagerou and Tsukasa are among the worst and most stinky youkai in Gensokyo, you should avoid dating them at all costs.

>>45489581
Tsukasa is a manipulative cunt, but what's wrong with Kagerou?

>>45489595
She's full of fleas, be careful.

>>45487399
I don't want a youkai, I want the 'mu

>>45489595
She's momiji negro, so even more stinky than ZUN says she is.

>>45489581
Thanks anon i'm going to have a shitton of kids with them

>>45490284
'mu is a youkai

>>45492641
You take that back!

do it

>>45493285
Stinky but extremely erotic

>>45489595
A manipulative sexy cunt. Gods i just want her to use and abuse me. Draining my balls because she's a fox and she wants my life energy. Using me for money. Using me for entertainment. Edging me. Denying me. Getting me riled up but not finishing me off. Giving me her used socks and panties while mocking me. Leading me on. Maybe she does actually love me...

>>45487399
>So having a youkai girl who is objectively more powerful and better than me to boss me around would make life much easier. Maybe Remilia or Yukari.
This would be really comfy. I would personally pick Kaguya or Ran.

>>45507022
Checked. I love Ran too

Personally I would date Yuugi. Not only is she strong and honest, but also someone I could improve myself with. I could feel motivated to work out with her and get hammered with all the same.

>>45507714
Onis do not work out since their entire existence is a work out. You would have better luck with Hong or Kasen.

a pet dog and a girlfriend, what a bargain

>>45499323
>Maybe she does actually love me...
Retard. The previous part is hot though.

>>45507867
>Retard
Well anon, thats part of why she choose me to completely dominate. She gives me mixed signals so i think that she loves me only for her to pull the rug from under my feet. And on the off chance im less retarded than usual and i have some self awareness and realize just how ''bad'' i have it she starts making me think with my little head agai-

>>45487399
I just want a woman I can respect honestly.

>>45513369
There are plenty you can respect. Kasen, Hieda, Ran, Hijri, Keine etc.

>>45513369
You aren't gonna find it in Gensokyo

>>45515127
Kasen can't even respect a "No".

>>45515127
Youkai are not worth of respect.

>>45515737
Wrong on all accounts. If you want to be a hooomanitysissy then this board isnt for you because its dominated by yokai lovers (and yokai)

I want to rub my hands through their tails so bad.
The fox would probably be easier but it's a gamble what she'll expect in return.

>>45515962
She'll expect your enslavement to her and her whims but she won't tell you as you lose yourself in her cute golden tail.

>>45507714
I agree with the other Anon. Oni don't have to work out to be strong so they probably don't. She will however watch you work out while she gets drunk and laugh at how little you can lift compared to her.

>>45526022
I think she would be immensely helpful with lifting. She would want you to not be so pathetically weak.

>>45487399
Humans deserve much more than intercourse with wild animals like youkai

>>45535769
Anon humans are animals as well. At least these ones are sexy.

>>45536087
Animals are STILL animals. How many bacterias and illness thoses youkais must be carry on

>>45539998
None at all because unvaccinated, unprotected human villagers interact with them all the time. There are so many yokai in the village. Some of them dont even bother hiding their true selves!

>>45536095
I want to be her sugar daddy so badly.

>>45493285
>>45536095
How could this happen?
I thought /jp/ would be better than this.

>>45540426
I want to flip her shirt up so bad and inhale the musk

Imagine
the
smell

>>45540426
helplessly drawn in by her allure and sheer sexuality

The gods gave us hands for a reason: to pet beast youkai into submission. Go forth! Pat their heads! Fondle their fluffy ears! Brush their tails! Inhale their fluff! Make them enslaved to ear and chin scritches! Witness them become putty in your hands!
It doesn't matter whether it's a proud Wolf Tengu, dignified Kitsune, haughty Werewolf, or mischievous Fox; all will melt beneath your touch!

The gods gave us hands for a reason: to PUNCH beast youkai into submission. Go forth! Punch their heads! Scratch their fifty ears! Tear their tails! Burn their fluff! Make them enslaved to ear and chin piercing! Witness them become gibs in your hands!
It doesn't matter whether it's a proud Wolf Tengu, dignified Kitsune, haughty Werewolf, or mischievous Fox; all will melt beneath your power!

I know the reason I want to date a youkai and it's because I'm attracted to powerful, dangerous women who are bad for me and under no circumstances should I put my penis in.

>>45541064
Maybe if you weren't such a bitch you'll finally get a boyfriend, Reimu.

>>45541295
Reimu isn't mind weak to worry about love, unlike the rest of the humans that would risk their lifes for youkai pussy and die all the time

>>45540893
Momiji might not have fluffy ears in canon, it's been really inconsistent, and what little of her sprite we see doesn't help.

>>45542537
Schrodinger's wolfgirl. You could say she has ears in her sprite, they're just flattened down, or they're those silly pom poms dangling off her tokin. She has no ears in Symposium of Post-mysticism but she has them in the three fairies manga and Alternative Facts in Eastern Utopia (which to be fair sexxed up the other girls in the cover art). In Strange Creators of Outer World the illustrator just said "I wondered if I could add ears and a tail onto those ambiguous lines. I wanted to add them though, so I did..." and on her "article" all ZUN said with regards to her was that she was quite young and has white fur as a white wolf tengu.

Do not. All youkai are evil parasites that will kill you without any thought.

>>45543077
Aunn and Shimmy are youkai, and they are not parasitic in any fashion. One might like the head pats, and the other might take pity on you for being a giant weakling like her.

>>45541101
I feel the same way but on top of being powerful this yokai is capable of slipping into places where my soul is weak aka she makes me think with my dick and exerts near complete control over me. I mean just look at this picture, my dick is going inside her waiting mouth. May or may not have my soul sucked out through my dick like it's a thick straw.

>>45543136
>aunn
She defends the hakurei shrine and the hakurei shrine maiden, both of which are responsible for the continued enslavement of the human villagers at the hands of the youkai elite.

>shinmy
Shes friends with the hakurei shrine maiden. Same as above.

>>45543077
Do! All youkai are lovely beings that will kiss you without any thought!

>>45540707
This is what she really looks like.
There is nothing alluring about her!

>>45543077
Youkai are just evil pests that leech with humans. Genocide is the answer

>>45544983
That's a pipe fox anon. It's not going in her mouth.

>>45559100
It's going in her test tube?

>>45559100
It will go in her mouth and in her throat when she wants it to. Trickery, illusions, getting a guy while he's asleep etc

>>45487399
Okay.

>>45553069
True, she doesn't look sexy in this picture. She does look extremely adorable instead, would hug.

>>45487399
I want to date Suika because she's cute and I love her!

>>45559395
>>45561355
75 reasons why you're wrong!

>>45487399
The correct and impregnation of the smug sex fox is my first priority If I ever land in Gensokyo. I'll do Ran afterwards.

>>45487399
I absolutely would a wolf

>>45591683
The ones who deny who she truly is are the most vulnerable to her bullshittery.

>>45489595
Wolf who goes out at night to hunt innocent shotas
They all come back alive though. She's not very good at it

>>45541295
Wrong, I'm going to bother Reimu into dating me because she's a bitch!