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45222421 No.45222421 [Reply] [Original]

Pretty cold these days eh anon?

>> No.45222523

>>45222421
Damn right! Sometimes my feet freeze like hell!

>> No.45222596
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>>45222523
>freeze like hell
can't believe hell froze over

>> No.45222613
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Anyway, let's not deviate too much

>> No.45222627
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I suppose being in bed with youmu under a blanket is the only solution to this cold.

>> No.45222837

>>45222596
I hope Rin didn't catch a cold

>> No.45223399
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>>45222837
why do you care about her

>> No.45224086

>>45223399
She's my paizuri slave

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45225133

>>45224086
Yeah i suppose sluts like her would sacrifice their dignity like that

>> No.45225222
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>>45225133
>>45224086
Lies!
Youmu could never give paizuri!

>> No.45225269
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>>45225222
He's talking about Rin, my dude.

>> No.45225351
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>>45225269
>>45225133
A man posts myon and calls someone a slut, I act.
I need to work on my aim though...

>> No.45225374
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>>45225222
She could, but she never will, because that is for sluts.

>>45225269
fancy dress day at hakugyokuro??
>>45225351
The fuck do you mean by that sucker

>> No.45225436

>>45225374
>She could, but she never will
Yeah, thats why Yuyuko fills in for her in that department

>> No.45225523
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>>45225436
I wouldn't know. I don't do two timing.

>> No.45225543

>>45225523
That you know

>> No.45225618
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>>45225543
How many grams, faggot? How much have you smoked I mean.

>> No.45225838

>>45225222
Youmu is a dirty slut who sucks human cock

>> No.45225861

>>45225838
Only mine actually

>> No.45226069

>>45225222
She probably hides Myon under her clothes and pretends she has boobs in private.

>> No.45226089
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>>45226069
No she puts it under her blouse and pretends she's pregnant (with my child btw) to appeal to her motherly side.

>> No.45226169
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Bulking up for winter, fatty? Haha.

>> No.45226185
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>>45226169
Still fitter then the average jpsie besides that's fake

>> No.45226994
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>yuyuko-sama... they made the thread!!

>> No.45227240
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45227240

Fun fact: patting a dork's head can warm her up.
Just be careful, it can also send her into heat.

>> No.45230906 [SPOILER] 
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>>45227240
What if you hold hands with her

>> No.45230931

Fun fact: Youmu is not real.

>> No.45230948
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>>45230931
noooooooo

>> No.45230964

>>45230948
It's because she is super real.

>> No.45230998
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>>45230964
I want to make super real kids with her

>> No.45231846
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she bought occha

>> No.45231896
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>>45231846
>she bought
>bought
ESL simp faggot

>> No.45231975

Youmu make me a fucking ham sandvich right fukin now
t. Yuyuko

>> No.45232016
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>>45231975
She's busy, fatty. Go away

>> No.45235612
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>>45225374

>> No.45236498
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>>45235612
Is your mother about that fat

>> No.45237053

>>45236498
Oops lol I didn't even realise I redrew her so plump

>> No.45237093
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>>45237053
How do y'all draw with your mouse anyway

>> No.45237102

>>45235612
I wash myself with a rag on a stick

>> No.45237126

>>45222596
what is cocytus aka ninth circle

>> No.45237184
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everyone in this thread is drunk and high I swear

>> No.45237316

>>45237093
2000 hours in tf2

>> No.45238010
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>>45237184
Why is it that looking at this image makes me feel like I'm in danger?

>> No.45238124

God I wish my penis was half as big and smelly as Youmu's.

>> No.45240727

Crawling under a blanket with Youmu on a cold day is the dream.

>> No.45244080
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>>45240727
y-yeah, under the blanket...

>> No.45246059
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>> No.45246187

>>45238124
WHAT?!

>> No.45246360
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45246360

Cozy

>> No.45246645
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pretty hot actually

>> No.45248248
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>>45246645
don't say stuff like that

>> No.45249017
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>> No.45253239
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45253239

Youmu be like
>d-da-ze!

>> No.45257800
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45257800

i wanto RAPE her so bad

>> No.45258094

>>45231896
could just be a typo. why are you trying so hard to get mad? :)

>> No.45258198
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>>45258094
Getting angry gets replies. I don't want youmu-chan's thread to die :(

>> No.45259866
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I'm here for the funny dork

>> No.45259990
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45259990

Why is she such a rapist?

>> No.45260755
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45260755

May I never break free of Youmu's spell

>> No.45260924

>>45222421
>>45222613
I'll warm you right up! *hug*

>> No.45261316
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45261316

>>45260755
impossible to break out of it
>>45259990
slander

>> No.45262024

>>45260924
I don't think youmu appreciates unsolicited hugs from anyone except me

>> No.45262217
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>>45261316
It's true!

>> No.45262744
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45262744

>>45262217
do you see those noodle arms? tell me how can a fully grown man nor fight back against those??

>> No.45262781

I would let Youmu-chan do anything she pleases to me, while acting like I'm completely helpless.

>> No.45262932
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>>45262744
Do you see that sharp sword in her hand? Tell me how can an unarmed man fight back against that??

>> No.45262956
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>>45262932
Faggot excuse. Hard to rape with a sword in her hand. She will set it down sometime, or be otherwise vulnerable when you can overpower her. The truth is that Yuyuko spreads lies about her own gardener so that men turn away from her and do not take advantage of her good nature. Besides if youmu falls in love she will no longer do it for free for yuyuko.

>> No.45262961

>>45262024
Why didn't you warm her up then, idiot? She was freezing!

>> No.45263007
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>>45262961
im a lowly human, don't have enough warmth to warm up a ghost, even if she's just half of one. But yes, i try

>> No.45263016
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>>45262956
Why are you covering for her? Did she threaten you?

>> No.45263073
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>>45263016
No, i just can't take it when someone spreads lies about an innocent little girl like youmu. She couldn't hurt a fly
actually yes she is in the room with her sword, really scary. i tried calling emergency but they said "hakugyokuro" wasn't within their jurisdiction. Pathetic condition of the force really. How do I get help

>> No.45265803

>>45263073
It's simple. All you need to do is let her milk you until she's pregnant.

>> No.45265904
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>>45222421
This time of year these cold months always make me feel melancholy.

>> No.45266474

>>45263073
Yuuka crushed my balls long ago so it's impossible.

>> No.45266478

>>45265803
Yuuka crushed my balls long ago so it's impossible,

>> No.45266494

>>45266478
she'll use the ghosts of your long dead sperm to get pregnant

>> No.45267242

>>45266494
Why keep me here then
Besides can ghost sperms knock her up?
Scratch that, can half ghosts even get pregnant? All i see are plot holes

>> No.45267527
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>>45267242
don't ask too many questions

>> No.45267605

>>45267242
She's a romantic and doesn't want to be a single mother

>> No.45268935
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>>45267605
i don't believe the childish ghost can even breastfeed a baby, conceiving and birthing one is another matter (i.e. still can't do it)

>> No.45270546
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Foolish samurai

>> No.45270965
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Thanks for the offer, Yuyuko, but I think I can rape Youmu myself.

>> No.45271305
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>>45270965
Yuyuko isn't a rape kind of girl, she's more of a mild workplace sexual harrasment kind of girl.

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>>45270546

>> No.45274269
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>>45270965
ew

>> No.45279673
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zzz

>> No.45279806
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>> No.45279835
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Youmu is cuter when she is an inexperienced non-rapist.

>> No.45280011
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Youmu is the cutest when she is an inexperienced rapist.

>> No.45280148
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>>45280011
Nice pic. I'd steal her hairband and run like hell

>> No.45281509

>>45262217
shes going to rape you and make you wear a condom? can a human get a half phantom pregnant?

>> No.45282495

>>45281509
Obviously it's just gonna be a rape for pleasure, not for procreation.
>can a human get a half phantom pregnant
Where do you think half phantoms even came from?

>> No.45283761
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>>45282495
>Where do you think half phantoms even came from?
your IQ is as low as the youngest loli you fapped to

>> No.45287346
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youmu when i acidentally brush the back of my hand against the back of hers

>> No.45288347

>>45231896
That's how bought is spelled, ESL retard

>> No.45288544
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>>45288347
See >>45283761

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>>45288544
Youmu would be disappointed in you.

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>>45288985
she won't be disappointed with my dick

>> No.45293515

>>45222421
She stinks like a corpse

>> No.45293827
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Screw the swords

>> No.45293864

>>45280011
Imagine being trapped in the land of the dead after answering some shady ad to work as a housekeeper. This dork falls in love with you and while it's cute that she's hitting on you, it's not cute how she keeps asking you to do couple stuff with her drawn sword in her hands.

>> No.45296015
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>>45293864
I think it's cute

>> No.45298522
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>>45293864
Just kiss her and take the sword from her hands as she's lost in the kiss.
>>45293515
You're confusing her with orin. This girl deals with ghosts and souls, not corpses.

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>no Youmu, they're still the same size, I think that YouTube video was a sham

>> No.45301411
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>> No.45302099
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>>45222421
Konblacku

>> No.45303939
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Ew, put a shirt on Youmu!

>> No.45304061

>>45222421
How would a disgusting corpse like Youmu know?

>> No.45306425
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>>45304061
She's half human, and her master is known for stealing spring.
>>45303939
No, take the blouse off youmu

>> No.45306460

>>45303939
Cute boy, would hang out with and smash beers down before setting him up with some strange.

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>>45306460
the cute boy gets to kiss all the cute girls in the house, I'm jealous

>> No.45312621

Bump

>> No.45312948
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lewd legs>>45312948

>> No.45315453

>>45222421
Youmu, if it's truly cold then that scarf and long sleeves won't help you much when you're wearing a fucking skirt. Wear some proper winter clothes you dumb bimbo.

>> No.45315486
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>>45315453
She looks cuter this way, besides you can not tell from that pic, she could be wearing leggings or sweatpants down there

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>>45222421

>Pretty cold these days eh anon?

That doesn't stop Youmu from being an exhibitionist.

>> No.45321665

>>45315995
yeah your right, that's not what stops her, it's her not being a cheap whore like whoever your fav 2hu is

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>>45321665

>> No.45322424

>>45321923
Whatever you say, object

>> No.45323229
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the fucker

>> No.45326355
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>>45222421
>cold
it's not our fault maybe ask the fatty you work for

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happy good gardener day /jp/

>> No.45331987

>>45315486
Why can you see through her sword?

>> No.45332073
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>>45329298
Youmu after I call her the best gardener in the world!
I didn't tell her I also think she's the cutest and most adorkable.

>> No.45332409
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youmu after i manage to start her shoplifted weedwhacker w/ theft protection by reprogramming the microcontroller

>> No.45332991
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45332991

Not as cold as your big butt is!

>> No.45335455
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>>45332991
I want to spank that butt until it is red and hot.

>> No.45339614
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>> No.45344168
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whore

>> No.45344178

>>45332991
lmao how did her ass get so big? If I saw her walking around I'd point and laugh!

>> No.45347127
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>>45344178
rude. I'd slap it instead.

>> No.45353212
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>>45347127
Me too

>> No.45358695

I sure hope this bumps youmu to the first page.

>> No.45359943
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>>45358695
Hopefully this does.

>> No.45359973
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45359973

It's over

>> No.45361436
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>>45358695
>>45359943
>>45359973

>> No.45361623
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45361623

kanoko has been... dealt with yuyuko-sama

>> No.45361669
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From my experience, gardening tools suffice when dealing critical hits to sneks

>> No.45362032

>>45246645
imagine grabbing her hips

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>>45361623
Great, one less hag to compete with.
>>45361669
C-cute!!!

>> No.45364179

>>45331987
Phantom sword.

>> No.45376251

>>45353212
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*

>> No.45379211
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45379211

>>45376251
This but youmu beats you up

>> No.45383232

>>45361436
nice

>> No.45383484

>>45379211
Hot. Hope she rapes me too.

>> No.45389409
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45389409

>>45383484
she won't you degenerate faggot

>> No.45389804
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45389804

Keeping warm by burying my face in Youmu's pudgy thighs.

>> No.45393231

How soft is too soft?

>> No.45398204
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>>45393231
Mild steel at 120 BHN
You want swords, the things which they cannot cut are next to none, you forge them with high carbon tool steel with 900 BHN but i have a secret ingredient that makes it even harder at like 2000 BHN. I forge and sharpen these swords for the girl, so I know. It doesn't come for free though and apparently her fat boss doesn't pay her much so she pays in kind, iykwim, though i think she digs those biceps and triceps i built by hammering away at iron all day long. Fuck knows why she wants such dangerous swords to do the hedges, but hey a good workman doesn't ask why.

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>>45222421
I want to get in a kotatsu

>> No.45400340

I made some dork porn today.

https://files.catbox.moe/ldwqr9.jpg

Apparently, she's been trained in case of being captured and hypnotised. I'm not sure about the results, though.

>> No.45400358

>>45400340
and that's why you go for the ghost half

>> No.45403897
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45403897

>>45400358
It's already a big blob of cum. What are you supposed to do with it, cum onto it so it grows bigger??

>> No.45403987

I think you should kill yourself

>> No.45404608

I think you should try getting a job.

>> No.45406208
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45406208

>>45222421
VERY (VERY)

>> No.45408844
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45408844

>>45406208
It's not THATcold

>> No.45411733
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youmu...

>> No.45415573
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>>45389409

Does this not look like the face of a rapist who will fuck the shit out of you in the amazon position?

>> No.45416064

>>45415573
she's not strong enough for that position

>> No.45417572
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>>45416064

That's what you think. She's been training.

>> No.45417781
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>>45417572
yeah, with me, and I can assure you she's getting stronger, be afraid

>> No.45418922

>>45329298
thumb pose

>> No.45425365
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45425365

she has a green thumb

>> No.45429701
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it was 31 degrees out yesterday and humid as fuck

i want my week or two of winter NOW

>> No.45431192

>>45429701
what country anon?

>> No.45431554

>>45425365
I miss tapiko

>> No.45439568 [DELETED] 

should be hot

>> No.45440745
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45440745

i want to RAPE youmu

>> No.45442606

>>45440745
same

>> No.45450940

>>45425365
Youmu can solve the banana crisis by herself?

>> No.45458393

>>45431192
florida, us of A

>> No.45458771

>>45458393
Ah, i thought you lived in a tropical shithole

>> No.45464079

i dunno who was the first retard who decided that youmu was vergil from dmc but i am grateful that everyone else followe suit, really brings motivation to my soul

>> No.45467068
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>>45464079
i have NO idea what you're talking about so I must call you a FAGGOT.

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