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>>45053381
An insatiable sexy OL-like succubus with round ears, vertical pupils, and long legs.

>>45053381
She's cute

>>45053381
Happily married since 2010.

>>45053673
She is single tho. None are married.

>>45053620
Was that on purpose or a fan-cannon thing?

>>45054120
Huh?

>>45054137
Did the creator have the intention during the creation process for her to be cute or did fan artists just decide to make her cute themselves?

>>45054160
Fan artists. Like koakuma was just a sprite when she first appeared in EoSD, i doubt ZUN wanted her to be cute

>>45054177
>a sprite
Right. So we have no idea if Junya had the intention to make her cute or not.

Which characters were meant to be cute and which characters are supposed to be canonically ugly and how does Koakuma fit in there?

>>45054277
I dunno about that, i mean i don't think that there are characters that are supposed to be ugly. Koa just doesn't fit into either categories

>>45054340
Well, she is a succubus right? In just about all interpretations in folklore they are supposed to be beautiful to men.

>>45054435
Yeah exactly

>>45054277
>Right. So we have no idea if Junya had the intention to make her cute or not.
Its an otaku game hand all characters are supposed to be cute or sexy girls. Are you baka?

>>45054480
Not so sure about that. You have seen the guys "art" right?

Does she have any value?

She will intentionally leave out a book entitled "How to impregnate Koakuma" on the desk when you visit the SDM library.

>>45057532
She has sex value
>>45057636
I think it's time Patchy corrects Koakuma's lewd and improper behavior with a hard spanking!

>>45057647
Best to let the lil devil have a baby. Sex crazed devils who want to be made into mommies can be dangerous.

>>45053381
She's a succubus and a virgin. Desperate for a human man.

>>45057719
>find a pretty girl
>want to ruin her by getting her pregnant and go though that whole shit process
>not just wanting to fuck without getting pregnant

I just don't understand you guys sometimes.

>>45057746
How many kids do you have?

>>45057746
>ruin
More like enhance

>>45057749
None thankfully. I just don't get why someone would bring up pregnancy or want that for a dream girl.

>>45057764
lol

>>45057761
>makes her fatter
>makes her sick
>hormones make her go nuts and flies off the bat at the drop of a hat
>not even same species so that's doomed to failure
>miscarriage possibility sky high and even if the offspring comes to term a extremely high chance of birth defects and mental abnormalities
>her tight figure is ruined for months perhaps years because of life consuming creation process

Nah man... just say, I want a to have a travel buddy friends with benefits kinda thing where you make the best of life with her without burdening yourself with the possibility of a child. Don't know why people rush to get a child. Don't you want to have fun and a life with her first?

>>45057799
That is reasonable.

>>45057813
Yeah. Say in the first month of your relationship you got her pregnant... Even if cell division did occur and your genetic material was close enough to be able to start the creation of offspring, the chance for a miscarriage is so high... Do you really know how that would make her feel if it happened? That cute spunky carefree girl can have life altering personality changes.

I wouldn't jump the gun on something like pregnancy. Sure... Down the line and with alot of research when the time comes but there are just so many things to do just with her out there first.

>>45057799
Pregnancy is my fetish. And I'd imagine a sex demon would be far better at human women at procreation. Literal magic reproductive system. No condom needed because she'll only ever get pregnant if she wants to. The only thing I would worry about is having too many kids. Cum inside her once and while still connected she says "Whoops! Looks like we're going to have quintuplets. Please take good care of me!"

>>45057719
A demon can not get pregnant, instead she will store your seed in her womb, then fuck a male demon which will absorb the seed to his balls, corrupt it with demon energy then impregnate a human woman with it.

Have you joined your local chapter of the Koakuma Kunny Klub yet?

>>45057647
>she has sex value
Well she's a semen demon after all.

>>45058710
God imagine getting suffocated by Koa's large cheeky ass

>>45058078
>fetish
Yeah, I hear you. I have a child fetish so I like kids of the opposite sex. So my ideal Koakuma is older than the toddlercon >>45058237 but younger than full adulthood. Hebe Koakuma is my ideal. Tight small frame, yet almost fully grown, small to medium perky breasts, bratty energetic attitude.

>>45058237
Lifetime membership.

>>45054160
>>45054177
>>45054435
The funny thing is, she's never even been stated to BE a succubus. She's a "little devil". And that isn't her name, that's her species. Her original sprite looks like a quiet, nerdy redhead with a slight mischievous streak for like moving your books when you're not looking, or putting grass in your tea as a prank.
The whole "she FUCKS!!", while nice, isn't even the truth as far as canon tells. Same goes for the rest of the mansion. They've all never been shown to have anything but reserved personalities in the romance department despite being "devils" and whatnot, but the coomers turned em all into irredeemable turbosluts. The porn is great, yeah, but damn why is it so rare to have a nice loving hamdholding level of romance for the 2Hu ladies so I can get my fix?

>>45060697
Yeah, the porn is great because it makes my dick hard but i don't mind 2hus engaging in some cute and nice romance

>>45060697
There's tons of cutesy art featuring Koa that doesn't portray her as some sexfiend or even lewd in any way.

>>45059261
>i have a child fetish
What the fuck

>>45060780
Koa is great (I picture her with that French accent thanks to that one guy that does the voice overs and it stuck).
But I love Remilia. It just seems that all the porn has stagnated and is only leading in one direction, is what I'm saying.

It made my dick hard, but I'm looking for the pov, self-insert level of stuff to give my heart a boner, too. I want a heart-on, not just a hard-on, y'know?

>>45060812
I know that, but I meant the common idea of her is some cockhungry fiend or what you've provided outside of porn, but nothing in between. And she has wavy hair in the original, which is very rare in fan art. I guess until Zun acknowledges she exists as more than a one-off background character (like he's relegated everyone in the mansion but Sakuya, and now Flan) she won't really go anywhere unless the fans do it, which is a shame in my opinion.

>>45060979
>thanks to that one guy who does the voice overs
Hey! I know that guy!

>>45060979
Then let's post some kute Koa and unlewd this thread a little.

>>45060995
Like personally or aware of him?

>>45061075
I agree. Let's.

Winter Koakuma is comfy Koakuma.

>>45061339
Aware of him

>>45061501
Well, nuts.
Have a Koa.

>>45061739
Thanks for the koa anon

>>45057636
And don't you dare pass it by.

There are some pretty good but few MMDs of her.

>>45062633
Would Patchy approve of this unholy union of demon and man?

>>45062633
Very nice. You are my favourite AI poster here.

You guys!!!

What if... She is just a little mindless devil conjured up by magic to be an emotionless worker bee who has no functional reproductive system, nipples, vagina etc. Like a Barbie doll. With only the basic rudimentary knowledge to be of assistance to Patchouli?

It makes sense. She is a little scamp/devil.

>>45062837
That's dark...

>>45062918
And not true. Patchy summoned her using the Goetia most likely, and the devils in there can fuck just fine. Do you want to fuck them? No(yes). But they can.

Little devils got the parts, just fine.

>>45062987
How do you know the devils there fuck?

>>45053673

>>45063142
Every story of their kind, with the Goetia mentioned included, has records of them boinking and getting boinked. There's even specific demons/devils who preside over the realm of the boink and how effective it can be for the creature or the mortal summoning them. Not to mention all the others that are over different types of medicine, astronomy/ology, warfare, knowledge, hidden secrets, travel, you name it.
Patchy probably found a passage for one of the knowledge/helper ones and pulled ye olde TempleOS and built a devil contract from the ground up to match what she needed. Bonus points if she keeps the glowies(angels) from getting in and harassing her friend, Remi.


>>45063169
(Not him, but) IT IS REAL TO ME!

Well, you can just fill in with your mind what you want her to be and literally no one can say you are right or wrong.

>>45062633
lol

>>45063700
We've got a free thinker over here! Cuff em'!

How does one impregnate Koakuma?

>>45063896
Tenderly

>>45063896
We really need someone to borrow that book. But who would undertake such a task?

>>45063990
Imagine having to write the title down and ask Koakuma where that particular book is.

>>45064004
After she's done with it.

>>45064004
And then having it shoved under your nose before you can even finish asking her.
Almost like she had a backup copy on her for this exact scenario...

Koakuma is NOT a sex crazed devil masturbating to the thought of anon knocking her up! She is a good girl made for hugs and headpats.

How would the SDM cast react to Koakuma getting pregnant?

>>45064072
Not in the slightest!!!!
Those sounds coming from her bedroom at night are just... Koa making macaroni!!! At 2 in the morning you say? W-well can you never say you've never wanted macaroni at 2 am?
A-anyway, Koa is a purehearted woman who is married to her job, and ABSOLUTELY does not wish to abduct a prisoner from the kitchen to use as stress relief, that'd be disgusting! So very... dirty...

>>45064104
False, Koakuma regularly abducts human visitors to the SDM and traps them in her sex dungeon underneath the mansion, where millions of men get their cocks obliterated by that slutty demon until they can't ejaculate anymore

>>45064080
The same way they responded when I got Remilia pregnant.

probably no one will agree with me but I think I like koakuma more in trousers than in a skirt
which is saying something because I love skirts

>>45064129
Looks too much like a man, boner killed.

>>45064157
Don't cosplay as your underling patcho, you'll stretch her cute outfits out too much.

>>45064129
I honestly prefer her original style

Still fine with cuddling travel buddy with benefits 13-16yo relative/human hebe Koakuma who is svelte and spunky.

If you want a fat and thick accountant with a huge ass, legs and whatnot, I actually would like to introduce to one of my employees who makes the best beef/deer jerky this time of year.

>>45065261
I didn't know Patchouli could cook.

>>45065299
Hehe this woman would drown you in butter farts greasy sausage smell and overwhelm every crushed sensory orifice on your person.

Just don't know why you'd want Koa to be that person because just look down the street. Seriously. This guy... >>45058710

You can get what you want in even the smallest home towns.

>>45065468
Welp, my boner's gone for good.

>>45065629
A boner? How much sludge do you think builds up on Koakumas taint while she is sitting doing monotonous bookwork?

>>45064116
I doubt that the whole population of Gensokyo (excluding fairies and spirits) amounts to even two thousands.

>>45068843
How many Hispanics, blacks and Orientals do you think there are in Gensokyo?

>>45070129
About three fiddy

>>45070153
And the total land mass?

>>45070129
Blacks? Literally none.
Orientals? The large majority of the place.
Hispanic? The Chupacabra.

Reasoning?
The one black samurai was treated more like an animal back then, and that's not conducive to spirituality and belief. The modern ones are too busy holding cameras and getting their teeth kicked in by the locals in the cities after harassing everyone, so the collective conscious of the Nips keeps them firmly out of Gensokyo.

Orientals?
Damn, man, look. It's everyone but like ten cast members.

Hispanic?
El chupacabra no entiende el japonés y se quedó en la mansión donde estaba la buena comida.

>>45070218
It's a non-euclidian hyperspace that acts like an ever expanding moebius strip that has the rubber band effect from video games.

>>45070242
>blacks
Literally none? It's heaven?
>Orientals
Ehhh... so not heaven. I wouldn't mind a few Orientals here and there in Gensokyo but a healthy 90% of the population should be a mix of Nordic/english/Norman etc Caucasian you know...
>Hispanics
Well... maybe just a few to do landscaping and keep the area looking nice?

>>45063169

>>45053381
Why would I think about it?

>>45076518
Obviously you have no thoughts on the matter so in the future you can skip over the thread or use the "hide" function if its presence bothers you. Welcome to imageboards anon! :)

>>45053381
I prefer her being a cute and ditzy servant over being a sex-crazed semen demon honestly.

>>45083050
I prefer her being both, and also a virgin.

koakunny

I prefer her being a 46 year old desperate secretary that is extremely depressed and tired with the world that is just counting down her days to menopause that had sex once or twice when she was a teen and always hoped that she would go on an adventure but is constantly reminded that she is getting older and more feeble day after day with every book she returns to the shelf.

>>45064306
Jesus Christ... Junya is such a terrible artist.

>>45087943
read the file name

>>45088704
__koakuma_touhou_drawn_by(...).jpg (126 KB, 850x689)

Ah... OK.

>>45088732

>>45088743
__koakuma_touhou_drawn_by(...).jpg

I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!

>>45088795
HOVER OVER THE FILENAME YOU FUCK
HOW HARD IS IT TO FIGURE OUT BASIC WEB LITERACY

mischievous ditz who patchouli makes act like a succubus for her amusement

>>45087872
This hit too close too home.

>>45088893
MY FINGER IS HOVERING OVER THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

>>45086035
I love this artist. I would kill just to be in the same room as Kaokuma. Play with her feet too.
>>45083050
>I prefer her being a cute and ditzy servant over being a sex-crazed semen demon honestly.
I prefer her being a sex-crazed semen demon who is only unintentionally cute or pretends to be cute and ditzy to lure you in or manipulate you. I like to imagine her as a femdom who likes to drain balls and humiliate people. I generated a lot of lewd femdom stories of me and Kaokuma.

>>45092579
>I generated a lot of lewd femdom stories of me and Kaokuma.
Good taste, almost as good as >>45027992

>>45092626
Thank you. Nothing can really top what that anon did. Tempted to do it myself but anything AI is censored to hell and back. I couldnt get character.ai to do shit for me and when it comes to the Kaokuma stuff i had to violently beat cuckgpt over the head and try and trick it into giving me what i want. It was always a very long and frustrating process. It also doesnt help that the AI always forgets stuff or takes the path of least resistance. Like instead of giving me a story it just gives me some bulletpoints/tldr of what i wanted. I also got a lot of stories about other characters too. Like Ran or Kaguya.

I would like to lay my head on a 15yo Koakumas lap while watching Star Trek and have her with a pair of tweezers yank out every little hair on my face and neck. Slowly. I think it's highly erotic. Maybe do my groin one day like I do but for now... just along the face and neck.

I'd also like to have sex with her as if she were a real kid. Intercourse I mean... Unfruitful as it may be.

>>45094555
i don't get it.

>>45095110
So like... You know what sex is right? Like... with a girl? Apply that action... the whole friction coming from the vaginal canal applied to your own penis... to her even though she isn't human.

As for unfruitful, I only assumed that the action of bringing us both to orgasm and me depositing my semen would not result in cell division taking place inside whatever reproductive system she houses internally. While technically she would be impregnated, it would ultimately be fruitless if the intention was the creation of new life. These things happen when the gap of genetic differences is too great which is what I was banking on.

>>45096649
Anon you need meds.

>>45097192
What? Also say medication. It sounds so juvenile shortening it to "meds" and really degrades the importance of your post.

>>45097370
anon, it's shortened all the time
do you think docs and nurses in hospitals are saying the words "medication" and "medicine" hundreds of times a day without cutting it down?
would you think a pharmacist is juvenile for saying "I'm going to check their chart for the med list" instead of "good sir, allow me a moment to check the list of medications yonder patient is currently receiving"?

>>45090085
Use saucenao or change your browser then.

>>45094332
I dare say you have a strange and highly specific fetish

>>45089123
>>45092579
smelly

>>45097192
This is probably gamer fuel or something.

i cant breathe

>>45106579
When you're a good boy so mistress kao takes hers sweaty stockings off right in front of you and lets you keep them knowing what you'll do with them.

>>45120180
i hope the smell possess me

I want to Koakum in this child.

Smelly poos and warm golden showers.

>>45128356
burn alive

>>45128813
You can't be rude to me. It's my thread. :)