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Flat.

>>44547415
Okay but only if you give me 3 reasons why.

>>44547435
She's cute
She's doing her best
She will reward you

>>44547583
>She will reward you
with eternal suffering

>>44547415
>appreciate her just for today
Oh how far the mighty have fallen...

>>44547415
It's Yachie, not Kuchie, jobber dragon

>>44549063
I dont think that dork can reward or punish anyone.

>>44549467
Even Chimatan caused more incidents and is more of a menace than Yacchan.

>>44549581
Chimatan wasn't even fully responsible for UM incident and she only had lasting influence in 1BM and UDoALG.
Meanwhile Yachie caused the WBaWC incident and partly responsible for UDoALG.

>>44547435
She's tall and strong
She loves human souls
Your soul is part of her family now

>>44547415
Shouldn't it be 8/8?

>>44547415
It's Yachie, not Kuchie, jobber dragon

No other character in the whole series is pathetic enough to have the final boss pity and comfort her.

>>44558722
Most characters don't get the opportunity to meet the final boss at all.

>>44558722
anon, did you even play the game?

>>44559389
Seiran is a good girl who became stronger and earned Saki's respect. Yacchie just laid down and gave up.

>>44559389
Crybaby Seiran awakens something in me...

I wanna comfort her and tell her that Kiketsu will succeed another day.
Please don't give up, kumi-cho!

Giving Yachie-sama a gift!

Yachie's flat chest turns me on.

>>44582272
Being an adult and not growing any breast is a crime
How come Yachie's the only 2hu with this glaring fault?

Yachie has two threads!

Does anyone know what this says?
Just seeing the images makes my heart cry out in pain.
Poor Yachie...

>>44605858
Even Hisami is being a bully

>>44605858
She talks about the pleasure of cumming inside and how Yachie will most likely not feel it.

>>44606340
Is she going to cum inside that horse?

>>44606565
I hope not. I was going to fall off and eat that horse.

>>44611112
This is how Yachie sees herself.

>>44611452
A slander from Keiga
Preapare to raid their base!

>>44611686
You think Yachie will find her way or get lost again? It sure would be awkward if Keiga base they are raiding turned out to be SDM, because someone can't read a map.

>>44612002
Taking over the SDM? That will be a win.

>>44612046
That moment when Yachie gets to gates of SDM and sees Meiling - the proper dragon and not a turtle failure.

>>44612130
What kind of cunning leader enter from the front gate?
She can sneak around to get straight to the mistress and beat her when she's vulnerable and unprepared.

>>44612203
Is this "Cunning leader" with us in this thread? Because Yachie would be able to rob Mystias stand, yet alone SDM.

>>44612347
Yes, she certainly would
Thanks for the affirmation

Even if she fails, there's always more vulnerable people to take advantage of

>>44612002
it is impossible to miss keiga's pound. just follow the stench of mutts.

Yachie lost so much in the previous incident that she needs to do degrading acts for money!

>>44618319

>>44618410
Nice crotch!

>>44635378
Yes, but what about the back of her knee?

>>44635425
>>44635378
I'm sorry, she has her armpit on FULL DISPLAY and you two are lusting over anything else?
For shame. /jp/ has fallen.

>>44635487
What slutty 2hu hasn't shown off her armpit by now? I'm ready for more elusive game.

>>44618410
Can't she just ask Son Biten to do it?
Why the boss has to put herself on display?

>>44631880
Noooooooooooo!!!

I think if she wear a shorter skirt instead of granny skirt she would be more popular and likeable

>>44643369
GEEEEESE!

>>44547415
I miss her red eyes

>>44648094
No one likes sluts.

>>44664415
Her yellow eyes is just the effect of Zanmu's influence
Once the Incident is over her red eyes will return along with her cunning self

>>44668899
The Kiketsu need more members, please understand

You will vote for her, right?

>>44675093
I was tempted to, but I couldn't justify it after her character assassination in UDoALG

>>44675337
Come on anon, it's not THAT bad.
She just didn't take few minor accounts and she was being manipulated like everybody else. In the end no one wins, even Zanmu herself.

>>44675458
No one won, but some lost more than others. Maybe she can redeem herself in the printworks or a future game.

>>44675725
>some lost more than others
It's not really by large margin and mostly relative. She's the only one depressed perhaps because she didn't have much control in the larger scheme due to the role she's placed in, unlike Zanmu and Suika. Saki and Yuuma are more or less in the same position, but they took it better because they don't have much expectation in the first place.
Rather than she lost more I think it's more correct to say she didn't get a chance to act more.

>>44643369
Her shell will soften the landing

If I have to pick between animal leaders I definitely choose Yachie. She's cute and elegant, unlike the masculine brute and ugly gremlin
Ahh~ my beautiful yakuza wife

Dangerous yakuza thighs

Don't let her become the new Alice

>>44683927
Hehehe, that would be bad...

>>44683927
Don't worry, I will give her all the respect and love she deserves
One day Yachie will rise and be feared and admired once again

RIP new Alice

>>44690805
Erase the thoughts!
There shouldn't be new Alice

hello Turtle Alice

Doesn't she get jealous of people taller than her? Why are all three leaders so short?

>>44691862
Hisami is just a tower
She's like Hasshaku-sama

Yachie's smile was practically radiating sunshine as she left her clan's stronghold. Today was going to be a fun day, after all her favorite subordinate Otter-kun had packed her a boxed lunch and even given her extra spending money for being a good girl. She couldn't wait to meet up with her friends at the park, even Biten will be there! She was going to play all day and even treat them to candy, or maybe even they'll get juice!

Either way she couldn't help but start skipping as she rounded the corner from the compound and headed further out. Her head was in the clouds as she walked as fast as she could without tiring out, so much so that she seemed to miss a street or two on her way and wound up somewhere she wasn't supposed to.

It wasn't much, Yachie was a big girl after all and knew her way around the area as well as anyone else! She fearlessly went down the paths she knew, even if she was a little anxious she wouldn't show it, she was that kind of girl after all.

Still she made on mistake while she was day dreaming, and that was passing by one of the empty blood pools. She didn't realize it at the time but Yuuma was hanging out here with her cronies. It wasn't until she heard the familiar scratchy voice call out to her, "Heyyyy~ Yachie-chan, why don't you come over here and hang out with your friends!?"

She nearly jumped out her shell as she turned her head to see the girl and her eagle subordinates all approaching with big smiles on their faces(and beaks, somehow). Yachie quickened her pace, she knew Yuuma was bad news, she pointed her eyes to the ground as she tried to walk away as fast as she could without running, but it wasn't fast enough.

Yuuma's gang of 'friends' got in her way and got behind her as well Yuuma approached her while loudly asking, "and where are you going in such a rush, Yachie-chan~? oh whats that a boxed lunch... are you going to share it with your boyfriend~?" The spirits with her jeered with shouts of 'Yachie got a boyfriend!' 'I bet she hasn't even kissed him!'

It was a dumb insult, but Yuuma's grating voice knew just how to poke her buttons and she felt her face grow hot, "S-shut up stupid goat! I'm going to play with Biten-chan and all my friends at the park! I don't have time to talk to a bunch of stinky eagles!" Yuuma's grin grew wide in that scary way where she showed her pointed teeth as she snickered.

Contrary to the look of amusement on her face she put a hand over her heart and dramatically pretended to be hurt as she exclaimed, "But Yachie-chan, I thought we were best pals! How could you say that?" Yachie had had enough of this, and tried to walk past Yuuma only for the girl to block her way with that comically large spork she always carried.

With a wide smile Yuuma said, "Now Yachie, that was rude wasn't it...? Say how about to make it up you give me that lunch? I'm feeling a little hungry after all!" Yachie's face scrunched up into a look of displeasure as she turned to the girl once again and with an angry voice she puffed her her chest in defiance and shouted, "I'm not afraid of you, you're just a bully!"

Yuuma's lackeys started jeering at Yachie again as Yuuma's grin somehow got wider, "Then what are you gonna do about it crybaby Yachie~?" With the lunchbox in one hand, bundled up in a large cloth, she struck out at Yuuma with her free hand balled up into a fist. It was aimed at the smug face of Yuuma who didn't seem to react in time.

However, Yuuma had always been much stronger than Yachie, faster too. With a sliver blur the large spork appeared in front of Yuuma's face and she caught the blow in the dip of the spoon section. Yachie recoiled, her fist hurt and blood started trickling from where it scraped against the superior material! The eagles were shouting out at the violence occurring in excitement as Yuuma dashed forward, landing a kick squarely in Yachie's chest.

Yachie was winded now, and worse off in the second where she hit the ground she saw the lunch box specially made for her, the one she was gonna share with Biten, spill open and splatter its carefully crafted contents on the ground. Yuuma's shoe left a print on her shirt, and more were to come as she shouted, "hold the crybaby down!"

Yuuma kicked where she could as the eagles held down her limbs as Yachie shouted and cried, it felt like it lasted forever as the eagles got their own strikes in too. Finally it was over as quick as it began, and Yachie lay there silent with an aching body as the wallet, once in her pocket and filled with the promise of good times, lay empty by her side as Yuuma's gang counted the coins above her.

With a shout of, "come on guys, we're going to the store, we're all getting icepops!" the eagles followed along chatting happily. Yachie sat up, clutching her wallet and gathering up the spilled remains of her lunchbox in trembling hands as she started loudly sobbing.

>>44643369
I can't believe yachie is dead...

'chie on da 'log

The Keiga and Gouyoku are surely on full force today

>>44697247
Yuuma stop posting on /jp/

Yachie is a dork, a DORK!

Yachie is a cute, a CUTE!

I want to hold yachie's hands

>>44705348
"A-are you sure you want to hold hands with a bad yakuza like me, anon?"

Kumichou, please come out! The dog isn't there anymore...

>>44712041
I wanna hug her just like that

>>44712041
Reminds me of Remilia's low block.

>>44712041
Can it save her from oomukade?

Wait a minute...

>>44697247
my heart... chie-chan, no...

>>44719434
guys? I had the displeasure of bumping into alice today on the market. when I was thinking on an excuse to get away from her, instead of being the stuttering, sweating mess she always is, she promptly asked me on a date. but when I was thinking on the most disgusting word to describe my reaction, my mouth said "Yes"?
what do I do now? what If she pulls some weirdo move on me?

>>44720186
If she turn out to be not Alice you will accept the date, right?

>>44720158
Why didn't you protect her , Anon?

>>44720977
I would date a rock instead of alice. but what do you mean? are you playing tricks on me? I know an alice when I see one. short blonde hair, frilly blue dress, red eyes, and deer like horns. instead of troubling me, help me to make an excuse to bail.

>>44729884
You're already under her spell. You will date her whether you like it or not.
She will also take you to her house. You know what will happen next.

Take off those red eye contacts, we all know you have yellow eyes now.

>>44730865
Nooo, I don't want half-turtle children, that would be so lame!

Date her or something will happen to your family

I wonder if human spirits can be turned into otter spirits wouldn't that be bad haha

>>44735175
God I wish
I want to be smothered by lady Yachie

>>44735246
Smothered with what? Her failures?
Might as well date Alice

>>44735735
Alice is old and busted
Yachie is the new cuteness

>>44720158
How are you gonna make her smile again?

>>44731038

You look pretty today, Yachie-chan

There are a lot of Yachie art in cheongsam
Is she supposed to be chinese or does she just look good with it?

>>44753002
she cute

>>44755638
Yes she is

>>44755694
cute boy

>>44755710
That's not how you address a cute lady, anon

What do I get for joining the Kiketsu family?

>>44761168
you sign a contract were you surrender 50% of your savings and future incomeone. in exchange you earn a baby seal for your leisure.

>>44763912
I could buy a baby seal with my income. Doesn't sound very convincing desu
Could there be anything else?

>>44764618
You get the honor of not getting bullied by literal otters when you die!

>>44764683
Oh come on! I was thinking of double footjobs from the monkey and the matriach herself.
Can I receive those instead?

What is she looking at, /jp/?

>>44766130
all the mean posts said about her in this thread

>>44766130
One of the otters was bitten by a wolf spirit, Yachie is mortified that anyone would dare hurt her babies.

>>44766130
The footfags

>>44767170
All mine.

What are gonna do on the bed, Yachie-chan?

>>44753002
The dragon turtle is from chinese mythology

>>44773665
You're going to give her an heir

>>44776802
Don't antlers grow back in a shockingly short amount of time?

>>44779017
No, I'm going to repopulate the jidiao race and save it from near-extinction

How strong do you think her tail is? I bet it would feel like getting hit by a truck if she hit you with it.

>>44793371
To me she doesn't seem to be someone who carry that much strength, so I guess it depends.
If her tail is thick like crocodile you probably won't feel that much force other than the weight, and it's probably a hassle to swing around anyway. If it's long and slender she can use it like a whip with considerable force. Moreover she can use it to strangle the opponent which I say suits more with her fighting style.
Unfortunately ZUN is rather inconsistent in this regard. In Touhou 17 her tail is long and slender, while in 19 it looks like it's gotten fatter.

Gosh imagine the tailjobs

>>44795260

>>44796347
What will happen if someone jump on her shell while she's in that state?

Will you step in or watch?

>>44802663
Watch because I'll probably get killed if I interfere

Am I the only one who think her failures make her cuter?

After all she's turtle Alice

>>44806916
Sounds like a classic Kiketsu cope to me

>>44802663
What am I watching?

>>44813559
Are you telling me Yachie isn't cute?

>>44813565
Wild documentary

Yachie is a cute dork

Yachie is indeed the cutest matriach.

>>44814049
They all missed the hat lmao!

>>44799627
Gmod collision physics and you break the GHB

Her flat chest is the miracle of the universe

What about her tummy?

>>44822436
built for seppuku

I wanna run a Hotwheels across her chest and see it going straight without stumbling

>>44806916
Considering she jumped a couple of spots during the latest popularity poll? No you're not the only one.
In fact a lot of the comments just considered it her gap moe.

>>44819427
what she is lacking in chest, she is also lacking in brains

>>44828568
You joke but this is how flanderization start and spread.

>>44828556
And she made it to top 50.
Congratulations, Yachie-chan!

Kiketsu family has been facing a financial problem, it seems.

>>44799627
She'll be in her underwear

Don't be fooled! Her incompetence is a publicity stunt by the Kiketsu family to improve their relation with the public! It's an act! Wake up sheeple!

>>44843550
I knew you were just plotting!
good job, kicchou aneki!

>>44843550
We live in (animal) society

>>44844037
Too bright

People make fun of her failure even though it is the fate of every Touhou bosses.
Yet Yachie is one of few bosses who actually succeeded in her plan in mainline game plot, like Sagume too.

>>44846824
usually they don't break down and go hide in depression pits after they fail, though

>>44850069
I wanna cheer her up and say few mistakes doesn't make her pathetic.
She's still our cunning boss.

>>44851836
More like our cunny boss.

>>44851965
Imagine still being flat when you're already an auntie

>>44559389
>>44558722
>>44559366

Seiran just wasnt used to hell and gang violence because she's sheltered. Saki recognizes she's not in the biz and tries to not involve her further and helps her out after hyping her up and having a bout with her.

Yachie used her opportunity as a final boss to get outwitted by a guard dog god. Really, the fight shouldve had Aunn's theme instead of Zanmu's because unlike most final boss fights, she started with the upper hand AND won.

Saki used her final boss opportunity to be kind to a lost rabbit. Yacchie used hers to look like she wasn't ready to play with the big dogs.

>>44859305
easy yachie-chan

>>44853992
taking seiran to the crib!
presenting seiran to the wolf boys!
everyone having fun with seiran!
seiran becoming the new employee on keiga's telephone club!
seiran comparing her new wages with the military moon's!

Yachie's having fun

>>44868394

>>44861605
>>44868394
Saki Yuuma go home

>>44868897
I see London
I see France
I see Yachie's underpants!

Need more pretty Yachie-chan

Yachie has the cutest underlings.

>>44893997
Monkey and turtle is such an iconic duo

Paizuri-naizuri combo with Yachie and Biten!

Yachie-san, your thread is dying...

How is Yachie able to wear shirts with her shell?

if I ask nicely, would Yachie be willing to let me touch her tail?

>>44907200
Just like her charisma

>>44918886
Oh no!

https://youtu.be/dQS2ooELVHY?si=GWVhLyJMHFiU69pW

beautiful and dangerous

big fat tail turtle

>>44926458
I love her tail

Just Yachie

>>44926371
KILL SAKI

>>44873846
Why is she scared?

>>44924854
>New HAGISOPH
Nice. I love their arranges.

>>44929205
Because of reasons you couldn't possible understand

For what reason you wouldn't follow this cute and pretty animal leader?

>>44933846
Woops wrong image.

>>44933846
knowing that she will always pick deer over me

>>44935821
Is that what I think it is?!

>>44944774
yeah! it's the Eyewitness tape about herbivores! The boss knows about the good stuff!

>>44946655
The white stuff on the screen seems suspicious though

She have specific taste

Yachie isn't a furry! She likes human men!

>>44948519
Scandalous!

>>44952822
How does Yachie wear clothes?

>>44954463
maybe she have her own peroneal tailor

>>44954463
That's sacred Otter clan knowledge.

Yachie take good care of her servants

how does she sleep?

>>44958475
Sleep on her stomach

>>44958475

Wan wan!

>>44952822
Yeah, Italian plumbers.

Flat lizard.

>>44954513
Incredible. Just incredible,

>>44974279
Agree my friend, Yachie is indeed incredible

The boss is forgotten...

>>44985414
The boss is unforgettable.

every time I rewatch this PV I get extremely horny for like two days

I want her to mind control sex slave me.

Jobber turtle

>>44987044
that music video is a masterpiece, I'm gonna rewatch it again.
https://youtu.be/bBdhJ2Gkoe4?si=jU-CM0r-te_nS6aR

hard worker get headpat

>>44987044
>>44994609
this has gotta be the most effective marketing campaign the kiketsu family ever produced
I wonder how many takes it took to stop yachie from somehow jobbing at filming each scene

>>45019269
Yachie wen everybody left her

>>45008448
Mountains colliding with endless plains.

>>45008417
And sex

Could she use her power over the phone?

>>45031648
Not sure but knowing other characters was able to combine technology and magic, I would assume she could easily find a way to use techs to enhance her already powerful abilities.

>>45030997
That deer... oh no...

>>45008448
>I wonder how many takes it took to stop yachie from somehow jobbing at filming each scene
They wound up having to use CG a lot and put Kicchou in a mocap suit by the end of it, all for 'artistic vision' of course

>>45008448
meanwhile, the filthy mutts at keiga splurge all their racketeering dosh in "tall kuromoka" art commisions.

>>45030860
How do you sex a goast?

>>45036679
Very carefully.

>>45042648
tasofro will never make another fighting game featuring the beasthus

Turtle soup.

I love looking into her eyes

dont die

>>44806916
I disliked her when she was still new because her design reminded me of that awful fotm anime and she had a nasty bitch attitude. Timid otters as her gangsters was the only funny thing she had going.

However she changed a lot in the latest game. She has a chuuni-looking portrait, jobbed to Aunn of all characters, got bamboozled by Tsukasa, and has nice concerning attitude towards Biten really redeemed her.

>>45071362
Round head.

>>45063356
>that awful fotm anime
Which one? I hope you understand this is a category so vague that it only narrows it down marginally.

>>45075554
I thin khe is talking about dragon maid i think thats what its called. The one with that one loli in pink ironic weebs loved to spam a while back.

>>45075642
Ah, that one. Yeah I get it now.

>>45075642
What's wrong with it?

So long, lesbian Bowser

>>45078307
I think your turtle is sick.

Well beloved by many

I can't believe we have to make do with one thread...

>>45100232
Hey! You're not Yachie! Also stop appearing in my dreams and eating my dream food I'm trying to manifest Yachie!

>>45100232
She ate her own thread and is hungering for more.

>>45100232
Yachie's thread will be hosting the Animal Realm Halloween Party this year then!

>>45112009
>>45100232
I wonder what kind of party they gonna have

Yachie tummy makes me go pero pero.

>>44547415

>>45112141
That image is just way too erotic, imagine being abducted or seduced by one of them or their accomplices then getting passed around like a toy for the night while they decide over who gets your soul as their personal plaything.
Holy shit i got problems.

>>45120588
Who will keep your soul for eternity?

>>45120588
Maybe they decide to take turns, pass you to the others when they are satisficed till one of them call for you again.

>>45120187
flabby

I know she bad for me but I can't help but feel drawn to her

>>45131185
Mother, mother and grandma.

Yachie is being invaded and she doesn't even know it yet!

Rise up gang, we gotta make Yachie proud of us.

Thread ran out of steam

>>45150357
A small pick-me-up is all that's needed. Just a little longer!

Yachie is cute

Pity bump

>>45169456
She's truly turtle Alice.

Imagine Chie-chan reaching 300 replies then jobbing to page 11

>>45173668
Never

Listen to her words

>>45173668
even her thread is a jobber

poor yachie...

Yachie thread has no business reaching bump limit when the 200+ posts Saki thread that was up around the same time couldn't make it

>>45189276
I wish 19 had come out in 2010 so we could have gotten 15 biten corruption doujins

>>45195632
we just need more doujins of Yachie or Biten in general, it a pity they don't enough fanwork.

It's almost over

>>45197635
Just a few more post than we can rest

She looks like Aiba Yumi

partaking in a little tomfoolery

We have reach it, thank you for your time and enjoy the time we have left

>>45197916
words sweet as honey but toxic as venom

>>45197088
There are plenty of Yachie doujins but it's all non-H, mostly SakiYachi stuff. Even one was showcased in Touhou official stream once.

I can't believe Yachi is going to fucking die!

Sleep well Yachie

>>45210088
Meidos delete this thread