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If the 2hus could drive, what car would they own?

>> No.44898039

The "2hus" you're referring to are likely characters from the Touhou Project, a series of bullet hell shooter games created by Team Shanghai Alice. The Touhou Project features a large cast of characters, each with distinct personalities, abilities, and preferences.

Given the diverse nature of the characters, it's challenging to pinpoint specific cars for each one, as their preferences would depend on their individual characteristics. However, you could try matching cars with their personalities or characteristics. For example:

Reimu Hakurei: As the main character, Reimu might prefer a traditional and reliable car, such as a Toyota Camry or Honda Accord.

Marisa Kirisame: Being an energetic and adventurous character, Marisa might opt for a sporty and fun car, like a Mazda MX-5 Miata or a Volkswagen Golf GTI.

Remilia Scarlet: A noble and elegant character like Remilia might choose a luxurious car, such as a Mercedes-Benz S-Class or a Rolls-Royce.

Sakuya Izayoi: Given her role as a maid with time-manipulating abilities, Sakuya might go for a car with advanced technology and precision, like a Tesla Model S or a BMW 7 Series.

These are just playful suggestions, and the choices would ultimately depend on how you interpret each character's personality and preferences.

>> No.44898052

>>44898039
thank u chatgpt

>> No.44898106

>>44898039
thank you ChenGPT

>> No.44898256
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>>44898106
Chen is machine. Chen is car

>> No.44898779

>>44898039
You couldn't even bother making this not sound like some boring AI shit?

>> No.44898823
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>>44898779
I apologize if my previous response lacked the creative flair you were hoping for. Let's give it another shot:

If the 2hus could hit the road, Reimu Hakurei might roll up in a sleek, no-nonsense sedan with a shrine maiden charm hanging from the rearview mirror. Marisa Kirisame, being the adventurous type, could be tearing up the asphalt in a zippy convertible, broomstick probably strapped to the roof. Remilia Scarlet? Picture her cruising in a classy, blood-red sports car, windows down, wind gently ruffling her elegant hair. As for Sakuya Izayoi, a futuristic luxury car with time-bending features seems fitting, complete with a state-of-the-art tea-serving system in the back seat.

I hope this adds a bit more pizzazz to the car choices for your favorite Touhou characters!

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In a car race, characters with powers related to speed or transportation might have an advantage. Some potential characters who could perform well in a car race include:

Yakumo Yukari: As the Youkai of Boundaries, Yukari can manipulate boundaries and travel quickly between different locations. This ability could translate well into racing.

Shameimaru Aya: Aya is a tengu who can control wind and fly, which might give her an edge in a car race.

Komeiji Satori: Satori has the ability to read minds, which could help her anticipate and react to the movements of other racers.

Hieda no Akyuu: Akyuu is known for her vast knowledge and could use her intellect to plan and strategize for the race.

Again, this is a purely speculative scenario, as Touhou Project primarily revolves around danmaku battles and not car races. The characters' abilities in the Touhou canon may not directly apply to racing.

>> No.44899057

>>44898015
Reimu: A small old Japanese pickup truck
Marisa: A crotch rocket or a cruiser. Most likely a cruiser.
Sanae: A VW golf because shes a really basic millennial
Sakuya: A minivan
Patchouli: A shitty normie sedan
Remilia: Something extravagant and sporty, probs a Jaguar because it’s softer than a rolls, plus it has a cat as a logo which would make it like because shes childish.
Yukari: Definetely a BMW driver, M sedan series. M8
Nitori: Crotch rocket
Aya: A Ferrari due to how elegant and fast she is. Plus she would probably call something like the VW group supercars as lame and globohomoistic.
Yuyuko: Toyota Camry
Eirin: Lambo Urus or some other retarded elitist SUV
Kanako: Old mustang
Meiling: G wagon

>> No.44899181

>>44898823
It's still shit.
Learn from >>44899057

>> No.44899211

>>44898015
2hus are retarded primitive medieval screwheads so it they saw a car they would either run away in panic or think it's a youkai and try to fight it. The only canonical carhus are Joon, Shion, Mamizou, Yukari and the outsiders like Sanny, SumiseXXXo and the Merryberries. Byakuren is a Bikehu so that counts too.

>> No.44899348

taking kanako cruising in my 240z

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>>44899211
Damn. I just wanted to see my favorite 2hu try to drive

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>>44899057
I would love to see Reimu in one of these

>> No.44899430
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Puts Flandre in this

>> No.44899439
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Marisa drives the Steal Your Shit-Steal Your Bitch mobile

She can reach out and grab stuff off your person because it's open, and she has ample room to to collect mad hoes with

>> No.44899458

>>44899425
i love these fuckers. one day i'll buy one.

>> No.44899470

>>44898015
Reimu doesn't drive, cars are expensive - if she does though, it'd be a kei truck, beat to death corolla from the 80s, or something else than is utilitarian but will resist death forever

Marisa drives a riced civic with the exhaust modified to be as loud as possible - fuel economy was never an option.

Gaps make driving sort of useless for Yukari, so she doesn't really bother.

Sakuya drives a 7-series - she needs to drive her mistress (and occasionally flan) everywhere after all, and cost and maitenence aren't issues when your employer owns a gigantic mansion and has an occupation of eccentric megalomaniac.

Remilia drives a porsche 930 on the weekends - it's fun and she's got the cash. She is a terror on the road without Sakuya or Patchouli to tie her down.

Patchouli's a bit of a shut-in, and doesn't leave the mansion much. Legend has it she hosts many a seedbox for libgen in her free time, so she's on easier terms with Marisa; they'll carpool whenever the need arises.

Mokou drives a vintage 1977 trans am firebird - she imported it a few years back, and parts are pretty hard to find, but she spends weekends wrenching and has it figured out.

Keine has a used v6 camry that just won't die, it gets her where she needs to be. Teacher salaries aren't huge after all.

Clownpiece owns a lifted F350. She's currently in court for running over several children.

>> No.44899479

>>44899430
That's Koishi's ride...

>> No.44899502

>>44898015
Nitori - Work truck. Diesel, Extended Cab, Extended Bed, Steel Chest and/or Cabinets integrated into the bed.
Yukari - Some small pretty coupe from the 70s/80s
Reimu - Ford Crown Victoria
Marisa - Whatever she's broken into for the day
Aya - Super/Turbocharged sports/race car

>> No.44909111

Sanae would definitely have a food truck but instead of food she would be selling miracles. A shrine truck.

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>>44898015

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>>44899470

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>>44898256
Rancar

>> No.44909520

>>44909499
Ran Evo as the Nipps call it

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>>44899458
I borrowed one to move once. The little guy was loaded with a comical amount of stuff in the back and could barely do 80km/h on the highway but god almighty was that thing fun. I was hauling more than most people ever put in fullsize trucks and got many thumbs up on the road while getting passed by everyone :3

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youmu drives an NB and this is not up for debate

>> No.44915424

all 2hus are in favor of walkable cities

>> No.44915433

>>44915424
yes, and then they choose to fly instead

>> No.44915525
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>>44915424
Good. More areas for the 2hus to drive through

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>>44915424
I wasn't expecting them to be American, no.

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With enough donations I could see Reimu with a red FD2 Type R

>> No.44918931

>>44915424
stay on your containment board

>> No.44925159

>>44909227
this pic goes unbelivably hard

>> No.44925291

>>44915590
I'm gonna post this pic on Futaba Channel

>> No.44929278

>>44898015
taking kanako cruising in my 240z

>> No.44929578

>>44898039
>>44898823
>>44898843
based shikigamiposter

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>>44925159
I completely agree with you.

>> No.44929817
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Reimu drives this

>> No.44929869

>>44898039
Driving your own car is for poor people. Remilia would own something like a Mercedes or Rolls Royce but Sakuya would be the one driving.

>> No.44929944

>>44929869
Not because she needs a comical booster seat to be able to see the road in front of her. Not that at all. She definitely didn't buy the car to race around a track but never did because no one could keep a straight face at the sight of her peeking over the dashboard and using pedal extenders. Not that, not in a million years.

>> No.44930055

I think oni would be banned from driving.

>> No.44931559

>>44915909
This pic is phenomenal. I'd love to see Reiku conefagging.

>> No.44935328

>>44898039
topgear writers wrote this

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>>44935328
Tonight on 2hupGear

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>>44936880
...Flandre drifts into a wall
...Cirno runs the touge in reverse
...and the Kirisame is tonight's Star in a Reasonably Priced Car.

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