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you want to be sent to siberia too?

>>4480457

One day in the 1970’s the Politburo was discussing a plan to send Soviet cosmonauts to the sun. When someone expressed the concern that if they did so, they’d be burned alive, Brezhnev casually responded: “Don’t worry. They’ll land at night.”

http://images.4chan.org/f/src/Suzumiya%20Haruhi%20no%20Russian.swf

Idiots defending stupidity

wat

Arise you workers from your slumbers
Arise you prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant (of cunts)

So farewell to age old superstitions
Servile masses: arise arise!
Henceforth away with old traditions
And from the dust we'll win the prize.

So comrades come rally
And the last fight let us face
The Internationale Unites the Human Race

So Comrades Come Rally
And The Last Fight Let. Us. Face.
The Inter-nation-a-a-le Unites the Human Race.

>>4481486

>>4481486
>>4481522
zun art?

>>4481486
Nazi biker touhous need not apply for a soviet thread.

>>4481547
>zun art
>breasts

>>4480485

Leonid Brezhnev needed a haircut, so he went down to the ground floor of the Kremlin and plopped into the chair. It was understood that at such times the barber was to say not a word, just cut hair. But this morning, after a few snips he said: "Comrade Brezhnev what are you going to do about Poland?" No reply. Some minutes later: "Comrade Brezhnev, what about Poland?" Again no reply. Then, pretty soon: "Comrade Brezhnev, you've got to do something about Poland." At this Brezhnev jumps out of the chair and tears away the cloth: "What's all this about Poland?" and the barber says: "It makes my job so much easier," and Brezhnev screams: "What do you mean?" and the barber says: "Every time I mention Poland your hair stands straight up on end."

>>4482498
Oh god, I love Communist jokes.

A teacher asks his class: "Who is your mother and who is your father?"
A student replies "Russia is my mother and Stalin is my father"
"Good, and what do you want to be when you grow up?"
"An orphan"