/jp/ - Otaku Culture

hellwan love

everyone focuses so much on the maid part of a Kiki they forget about the tail part

selling dakis to lonely monsters

>>44801377
Be easy on her, she smol

what's happening on this week's episode of mamono magi?

Another thread, another kej post.

>>44801414
how many episodes does it have?

The weather is getting colder, that means they're getting colder, let them in your house to warm up

>>44801457
based on the one time I like at a precure episode list let's say 30 for season one

>>44801468
Don't they have their own house to warm up in?

Succubi are fucking nerds!

>>44801377
This isn't what the Bible told me Heaven would be like.

>>44801414
>>44801457
>>44801477
did anyone ever hammer out who the magi where?
>>44801481
Foiled again!

What if your wife was the hero?
playing heroes gauntlet at max volume is doing things to my imagination

>>44801489
>fucking nerds
God I hope so

>>44801414
>villain bureaucracy episode

>>44801509
My wife is already my hero.

>>44801509
My wife is the hero that rescued my heart from the darkest pit of despair.

>>44801492
When you get to heaven, you gotta avoid the angels either black in their wings, especially if their wings are all black

>>44801403
>when a monster girl who bought a daki of you sees you out in public

>>44801568
should offer to sign it. i bet she'd like that

Chapter two of the story is up.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/127449133

Been feeling more motivated lately, it would be nice to pump these out on a biweekly basis.

>>44801576
eyyy

>>44801574
The question is; where do you sign it?

touhou

Reminder that everyone should be reporting the furfaggot

fookin prawns

>>44801576
>When you take the last pudding cup that had her name on it.

>>44801619
Be glad, you beat me.

Corejobs!

>>44799418
How about now?

>>44801647
i'd a slime

BUGS R STINKY

>>44801665
>When was the last time you saw an insect taking a bath?
Well, they seem very interested in my bathtub during, especially during the summer for some reason. Spiders too.

I miss cute monster girls being posted.

Reminder that everyone should keep reporting the furfag

hellwan love

>>44801730
Freckle love too.

>>44801730
How many times can a man love a hellhound?

>>44801626
fook prawns, yes that's the idea

What happens if you call hebi a slut?

>>44801747
As many times as she wants.

>>44801757
She's a slut for (You) so sexy times happen

>>44801757
probably nothing

>>44801719
gonna all in on the drawing cat, buddy.

>>44801757
No such thing, they're all pure.

>>44801757
dragged into the basement for correction
You will only leave after the 6th minihebi

>>44801626
Cute.

>>44801757
>are you into that?
>I can get some leopard print bras for you

>>44801410
Smol wights are for going easy on in more than one way

if you come closer you might get a blessing

>>44801787
Need a Unicorn who's still as pure as normal but sports this kind of aesthetics.

>>44801828
I'm cursed.

>>44801439
Being tied by kenjuro hair against her back into fucking her ass wherever she goes

>"Just in case of emergency, ya know!"
>You actually do end up in an emergency
>So you call her
>She shows up
>Wholesome gyaru

>>44801855
>"ma'am please leave me alone, I'm already way behind in my studies and I'm older than you"

>>44801843
Just imagine your hips forcibly going against that butt, all day.

>>44801855
>feeling the call of nature
>have to take a piss in some seedy gas station bathroom
>the stall is covered in graffiti and has what looks to be a gloryhole
>see a message "call xxx-xxx-xxxx for a good time"
>against your better judgement you call it
>...
>next day you're flying kites together and laughing
what a nice lady

>>44801889
>"Did you know you're the first person who called?"

>>44801576
sweet!

>>44801882
An edible creature.

>>44801828
Source?

>>44801925
https://twitter.com/masaka_magyaku

>When you tell the Succubus who's been with you since you arrived in the MGE world you want to perfect the magic circles to return to Earth, no matter how long it takes
>When she takes it as you wanting to leave her since you're so dense and self deprecating you never took her advances for truth

>Where's the money Nyanowski?

>>44801828
>>44801944
I recognize it. It’s the guy that did that art of an angel embracing a naked boy in the Church to make him revive there in case of death claiming it’s a ritual that would take days and needs him be nude for it but reassuring as long as he was in contact with her skin he wouldn’t need to eat anyway

>>44801965
We need to stop succ abuse.

>>44801965
Just tell her you want to take her home then.

>>44802012
they tend to take matters into their own hands when sufficiently agitated

>>44802019
If you take her with you, her magic circuits will dissapear, along with her mana, immediatly transforming her into a human. She would follow you to the end of the world if she had to, even if it means mutilating herself just to be with you.

Who drew this.

>>44802068
my favorite anubis artist

>>44802076
The furry?

>>44802068
I dont know, but its pretty hot

big monster bushes

>>44802082
nah, whatever that mans hand deigns to touch cannot be classified as art, only vandalism

>>44802095
What did he do to you?

>>44802060
You know what, I'm gonna stay after all.

>>44802101
you're not very good at this

>>44802108
Wrong furry.

>>44802103
But anon, just like her body isn't made for your universe, so is your body not made for hers. Mana poisoning is a real thing, and it will take years until you fully adapt to it. Years of excruciating pain, while the natural disperse mana slowly carves magic circuits into yoir soul.
That is if you absorb it slowly. If you ever have a big ammount of it forcefully fed into your body, like say, having intercourse with a mamono, the pain will be probably unbearable, although it will shorten the process
Do you trully have the will to remain by her side, even after knowing that?

>>44802082
Mick this is seriously pathetic, you keep trying this shit as if anyone would believe you are capable of drawing anything more than schizo scribbles in ms paint

>>44802172

>>44802196
>https://files.catbox.moe/r8fuio.png
post your work

>>44802162
If that's the price I have to pay, then that's the price I have to pay.

>44802209
>this is what he can come up with after close to a year of being on an autistic cuck crusade against KC
Hhahahahah absolutely delusional

>>44802235
Go back to posting your crappy wocks and trolls, please.

>>44802162
Probably worth. I'm sure there are drugs for that, and imagine the aftercare. Plus, I've always wanted to cast Magic Missile

>>44801972
They caught him

>>44802162
I've had worse. Pain seems unbearable at the time but you forget it quickly once it's over.

>44802244
>getting so butthurt at drawfags over your own impotence you'll randomly mistake other people for them for no reason
Toplel mick, you're simply universally despised wherever you go.

Cats in heels are too strong.

>>44802347

>>44802246

>Years of continuous pain
>It's done though, you have mana circuits now.
>Returning now would remove them all over again
>Not that you were going to, but still.
>Finally the pain you almost got used to, recedes.

A Bogie with the personality of Dr Rockso

>>44802362
>Anon, used to fighting under chronic pain, and well known to be very weak against magic attacks, is now almost twice as strong as he doesn't have the mana poisoning holding him back
>not only that, but the overexposure makes him a good natural caster, on top of the inhuman strength he had to develop to survive

>>44802417
If she's free, why is she staying in the box? Stupid cat.

Dick stuck in my rottweiler kobold
What do I do

>>44802435
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>44802417
wonky eyes.

>>44802435
put your thumb in her butthole.

What is the hebi plotting?

Tell a Dryad you want to use wood from a tree to make your staff and she'll just ara ara at you. Tell her you wanted to make it from the wood of HER tree, and she'll treat that as a marriage proposal.

>>44802415
>As the number of Anons going to their world increased, it became a necessity to find ways to expedite the process and lessen the pain
>Research into that area was already underway but has since made great progress, thanks to Anon's cooperation.

>>44802457
teaching bunnyip "yandere 101"

>>44802459
bunkershit fuck off.

gimme a color for a cheek (read:ass focused) bogie

>>44802539
Your drawings are abominations, pass.

>>44802491
>whenever questioned about the reason to endure so much pain for so long, anon always mentions his wife, a very plain, common succubus, saying his desire to be with her carried him throughout all those years.
>he says she would have done the same for him, but that the idea of her being hurt because of his decision never sat right with him
>research has shown that having a mamono partner is the key to a successful treatment, both shortening the process and making it less painful

>>44802286
Lamia tongue erotic.

>>44802286
I want her to lick my face until it is completely covered in her saliva and then give me an intense and long kiss.

>irish idiot going full schizo mode and lashing out at random drawfags out of sheer butthurt
This shit is just too funny, almost worth the thread derailment it causes

>>44802585
This is getting sad, wockfag.

>>44802585
it's extremely hilarious he feels compelled to fabricate new enemies, discontent to rest with the animosity he already garnered.

>>44801838
>Gyaru unicorn
>Leopard print everything
>Gaudy jewelry
>Completely unnecessary make-up
>Dyed sandy blonde hair
>Talks like valley girl
>All an act for (you)
Yes please

>>44802600
What's the deal with being so toxic against somebody who did nothing?

>>44802068
Bwsnowy, anubis love extrodinare

>>44802600
Didn't he already admit several times that he is here to shit up the threads/annoy people? So that is just par the course for him.

>>44802562
>For this reason, it was quickly decided that anyone making the trip alone without a mamono partner was highly unadvised
>Of course there are those who would sneak in anyway, underestimating the pain they'd eventually be subject to.
>Since the symptoms are the same for everyone, anyone suffering from them are quickly recognized and taken for "treatment"

>>44802618
There is no need to be jealous over 3d model anon.

>>44802585
i dont get it either i just want some help since I'm an indecivise artist at the moment, and have like 2 sketches done but are too rough for my taste to be called something decent

>>44802618
That's what he claims, but in reality he thinks that eventually people will start to like him if he's annoying enough. It's not just le ebin troll act because he occasionally breaks down and starts begging for pity.

Imagine stepping through the portal expecting solid ground, only to tumble forward as your foot sinks into water. Righting yourself, you look around and see that you're floating in an endless ocean, with no visible land and no visible bottom. Panic sets in even before you feel something grab your leg.

>>44802637
How about a cait sith?

>>44802661
spawning in the abyss, pandemonium or wonderland is a rough roll

44802668
fuck off, never asked you.

>>44802668
How about Kate Sith, a suuuuuuuuuuper Chuuni succubus who's absolutely obsessed with Star Wars?

>>44802678
Why so toxic toward your fellow mge fan, anon?

>44801611
>44801697
>44801764
>44801918
>44802082
>44802101
>44802209
>44802244
>44802473
>44802507
>44802556
>44802587
>44802636
>44802668
>44802683
Reminder that everyone needs to do their civic duty to report the schizo, he's incredibly easy to spot with his constant drooling retard attention begging.

>>44802695
Anon, this isn't healthy when you could just post monster girls.

>>44802661
I have always wondered, mgs seem to have an intimidation aura of sorts. Like you would be scared even if you fully knew what to expect

>>44802661
>peak inside the portal, better safe than sorry
>face-to-face with a monster girl smiling at you
>pulls you through to the other side
>carries you away.

https://twitter.com/masaka_magyaku/status/1572656220133289985
Sucks to be a tiny human

>>44791530
well written, but the alraune section needs a hard rework. i get there's a close relationship with bees and alraunes but it's a hell of some emotional whiplash to start with a nice girl, build her up with roughly 1/3 of the story and then ditch her.
i liked the parallels with autumn spring knights. very vivid imagery with both fera's combat and sex acts.
maybe it could be pulled around in a part II but i can't help but feel there was a better way to handle the two girls interactions, even removing the alraune from the story entirely.

>>44802716
fuck off.

>>44802753
He's fucking bellybuttons.

>>44802661
How do I deal with the enormous pressure of the deep sea? The mersharks keep telling me to all the cool kids have make out sessions in shipwrecks and I wanna be a cool kid

>>44802790
Try to imagine the deep sea is in it's underwear!

>>44802790
Sea bushops anon, its always sea bishops

>>44802811
did you know sea bishops can only move in diagonals?

>>44802822
Well yes, but because they move in 3d space in water they can move in 6 diagonals back and forth instead of the 2 earth bishops move in, giving them combat advantage.

War comes.
Surrender and have sex or fight and be raped.

any chance mods will actually do anything about the gacha spammer this time or were we just lucky?

>>44802851
I actually just post a variety of non mge content.

Draw foxy ladies anons

>>44802701
It's got nothing to do with an aura anon, a hot woman aggressively hitting on you is terrifying. Y'know how a lot of women are kinda scared of guys inherently because of how horny and aggressive they can be? Imagine that, but a million times worse.

so here is one im doing, should I ditch the lips entirely or just tweak them?

Give me ratas please. The smaller, the better.

>>44802733
I concur, that bit really left a bad taste in my mouth. Poor girl didn't even show up in the tags.

>>44802892
I'd say tweak them.
They're a bit on the "Bimbo Lips" side which works for some people and not for others.

>>44802842

>>44802892
Fucking knew it, lol.

>>44802892
>>44802899
Yeah the lips are a bit too much at least for me.

>>44802897

>>44802892
Mate, you need to stop posting these. They are embarrassing.

>>44802899
>>44802912
so thin them out so what about the eyes? i wanted to get that neet that stays up too vibe

If your ideal waifu summoned you from our world what would the first thing you do be? I'd probably try to get succubus nostrum and just talk with the girl who summoned me

>>44802910
>>44802918
nice samefag

>>44802921
Pet her on the head!

>>44802927
You are an embarrassment and an autistic fuck.

>>44802920
A little bit.
I think also dial bye the eye shading.
If you do too much it looks more like heavy eyeshadow than sleep.

>>44802920
Eyes aren't terrible, maybe for the final product make the bags a bit more subtle? As of now they just look a bit more like someone drew under them on with a marker.

I have never once recieved art advice from this thread. What the fuck.

>>44802939
got you
>>44802940
so way thinner lines?

>>44802942
it's the difference between posting in good faith and bad faith

>>44802927
cope and seethe

>>44802950
>way thinner
Yeah that's probably for the best. Maybe post when it's done so we can see the difference.

>>44802952
fuck mge and fuck everything. You shower of ungrateful fucks.

>>44802915
That's a good rata

>>44802962
yeah, just like that

>>44802970
end yourself and do the world a favour instead of attacking content creators in the thread.

>>44802921
Probably vomit because I'm autistic enough to model trans-dimensional migration after a more instantaneous and nauseating version of Soul Reaver's realm shifts.

Hey, content creators, please follow this deeply NSFW advice.

>steals models and can't even texture them right
>wants people to act like he's anything but a thief
luhmao

My wives, say something nice about them.

>>44802986
Furfag

>>44802986
i did that, with a loli thunderbird and an angry anon with an angry cock

can your wife style?

>>44802997
'sup, /b/?

>>44802989
You have no idea what you are talking about. Or are posting in bad faith.

Kill yourself mick, you autistic furry retard. Not because you deserve it, but just so you can finally shut the fuck up.

Judging by your behavior, being you is already a fate worse than death so by all means keep torturing yourself but do it in private, nobody cares about your mentally challenged bullshit and whining.

>>44803030
https://twitter.com/MonsterGirlAdv
Here you go. Follow if you want.

My cat is acting weird lately. She's been outside much more than usually and returns much later aswell. She also seems much more stressed out and is really tired once back home. She's partly a cat so of course she does her cat things with her cat friends, but this is getting questionable. When I asked her she said it was nothing, but I didn't believe that. So, after asking a few more times she decided to take me out on a double-date with her friends. We arrived and I began to have my doubts. First, the others had no dates, perhaps they didn't arrive yet? Second, they all looked stressed, but perhaps they were simply nervous? Third, they all had these toy guns, perhaps they like to play these sort of games? Eventually they handed me one and we all went into their van, the entire time I wondered where we would go, but after some time we would stop at the local catnip-treasury. I took a look at my dear kitty cat and she simply told me to "do as she does", whatever that would imply. We all rushed inside, her friends yelled something at the present danukis and they opened a HUGE metal door. This room was filled with so much catnip I couldn't believe it! I did hear sirens from outside and I swear I saw some hellhounds snooping around too, I wonder what they're up to? Atleast I get to spend some time with my kitty cat, she sure has some silly friends.

Eeehhh, halfway through I realized that the "normal" catgirl doesn't fit with the MGE hellhounds or danukis, but I feel like it be too much of a waste to simply discard it all now. So sorry if it's a bit too much off-lore, I had this scene in my head since some weeks now and tried to write it down

>>44803049
I will just casually walk into fox tails.

>>44803069
expressionless monsters are scary...
they could drain you dry and their face wouldn't even twitch!

>>44802921
Ruffle her hair

Why are foxes like this?

>>44803065
>elevator door about to close
>fox hand stops the door and steps inside.
and her tails spill all around, pushing you up against the wall and filling the entire elevator
>the door fails to close several times because it keeps detecting her tail fluff
oh no (oh yes)

>>44803069
At least she's decent, wearing a lab coat.

>>44803069
>expressionless face
>tail affectionately squeezes you and pulls you closer
>tell her you love her
>she nods
>tail starts wagging like crazy and make heart shapes

What do i do
i woke up and my lich professor has me in an enclosure and the class seems to be looking at me for some reason

>>44803105
The class
>Necromancy 402: Dismemberment And Reattachment

>>44803105
They are just studying a boy in their natural habitat
Just do the usual like going on 4mon and posting empty egg carton images

>>44803117
i'm not wearing the labcoat or carrying a clipboard but that sounds a lot more like captivity than the natural habitat

>>44803069
Face at breast-level is the best height.

>>44803117
nah, im going to practice my clown routine

hey, got a second?

>>44803144
Yeah, what's up?

>>44802986
You make a compelling argument

>>44803138
i agree but also nominate an honorable mention for standing paizuri height

I just want to impregnate a cowgirl.

>>44803185
the herd must grow

Where my rata lovers at?

>>44802921
She’d probably rape correct me for a thousand years for masturbating to monster girls or talking about them in an anonymous imageboar-

>>44803201
Right here.

>>44803154
>what's up?
chicken butt

>>44802733
I think the author said her story wasn't done. That said, she wasn't what I would call a nice girl. She was going to rape the MC and he clearly didn't like alraunes, so it didn't bother me. Mean girls don't deserve loving husbands.

>>44802621
I will do it alone and hide from them. More pain mean more power at the end

>>44803284
Anon no! No one's done it without a wife before!

>>44803287
Fake, also if I die wisp or lich can't revive since I don't have mana.

>>44803259
sure she was. she was patient, understanding of his apprehensions, had history with him and to get blue-ovaried at the last second by a selfish bee who then goes on to molest her and steal her prey is a weird vibe
it's not unfixable but i'd rather not be in that position to begin with

>>44803301
Imagin being a floating spook warcraft lich and raising your own undead horde.
Fun.

>>44803303
I'm sorry Anon, the writer is a bee autist mad at KC for not giving honeybees armor and larger wings, you're never going to see this resolved, the alraune won't be mentioned again.

>>44803336
bad faith. you truly can't help yourself

>>44803345
I can't believe today was the day we find out who gatekeeper-kun is.

Anon having sex with his monster girl wife and raising a happy family with her!

post more cute girls and stop engaging in this moronic internet war with anynoymous people you dont know

>>44803369
ah yes, the murderess

>>44803373
But I want to love her. She just makes it hard.

>>44803373
i can fix her...

>>44803303
Idk, maybe I should reread it. Didn't strike me as all that different from the stories where the MC is saved from the "evil" dark elves or amazons that used to be popular. The fact that the honeybee was a gallant knight just gave that vibe to me.

I want to adventure with a pai-loli ochimusa that has a 7ft tall, exceptionally muscular 'super mode' for fighting.
Who is also exceptionally chuuni.

>>44801576
>tfw want to read it but don't want to wait for more
fug

>>44803345
Here's the proof.

why are mad about bees?

>>44803387
>ms oshi always commiting sudoku at the slightest of offenses
>much to her master's chagrin
put down the sword ms oshi, there's really no need to-

>>44803406
Because they don't like that its hip to fuck bees now.

>>44803406
Because it's not hip to fuck bees anymore.

>>44803410
ms ochi*, even

>>44803400
What even is this lmao

>>44803355
This is the future that monsters want

>>44803410
>"Forgive me Goshujin-sama, I have failed you."
>You don't have to commit sudoku, its a simple mistake
>"Skim milk instead of whole milk cannot be tolerated my lord, I must atone for- W-wa! P-please put me down! I must redeem my clan's honor as well as my own!"
Such an adorable little thing but she gets too wrapped up in her fantasies at times.

>>44803411
>>44803412
so i should have a family with cute honey bees

>>44803445
it's vital for a healthy ecosystem

>>44803411
Man, bees. So hot right now.

>>44803445
Yes, yes you should

>>44803445
Of course! They're endangered!

>>44803429
>That one harpy with the husbands hair color
cute.

>>44803429
This is the future I want. Also, harpies losing their crotch feathers at puberty is my new headcanon.

This bee is slightly unhappy-looking.
Maybe because I told her I am sweet on her.

>when anon yells "GET PREGNANT!" while fucking his wife since he saw it was a hot meme

>>44803507
black sclera too strong. wouldn't mind an extra set of arms though

Remember anons, when monsters sleep they dream of being with their one and only, (you).

>>44803512
the words of power

>>44803521
I'm not sure this makes me feel better.

>>44803521
How would you go to sleep with a vampire? That coffin is rather small and getting air is propably pretty hard aswell. And just look at her eating at her pillow! That dork would nibble on her husband the whole night, sucking him all dry!

>>44803597
she's probably got a couples coffin gathering dust in the attic

>>44803597
Some men appreciate the intimacy, and if you didn't want to be nibbled on maybe you should stop sneaking into haunted houses without a scarf. Slut.

Be careful who you call small in highschool

Need tomboy loli ghoul

Rember, October is not just a month to think about the undead! Don't forget to consider bats, spiders, werewolves, and even cats this fall!

>>44803667
I'm always wearing turtleneck pullovers, so your "argument" holds no power here, mosquito. Besides, if you don't want me coming into your home maybe you shouldn't make it look like its abandoned and falling down.

>>44803792
It's sad you're desperate enough to call that mge now.

>>44803607
>Just nail 2 coffins together
lol

>>44803792
The age of the spooder is nigh.
And the wolf.
And the rat.
And the bat.

>>44803792
Spiders are too scary. Especially the ones who don't hunt in the traditional sit on a web and wait method.

>>44803857
trapdoor or ogre spider are particularly bothersome

>>44803792
Spiders are among my favorite

>>44803857
jumping spider hugs are accurate up to 30 feet

>>44803792
wolf you say?

>>44803941
what a plank!

>>44803869
>>44803928
Don't forget the diving bell spider. You can be prepared for any of the water's normal threats but won't expect a spider out of nowhere

>>44803928
This spooder is cute.

>>44803982
Forgot the pic anon drew of that a while ago

I'm gonna act like a cunttease and reject monsters when they want to fuck or go on a date

Surely nothing could go wrong

Are you drinking at the MG Bar? It's the safest place for men(to get married)

>>44804110
I'm working at the bar. It's the safest place to be to stay single

>>44804110
Imagine being a bartender and getting hit on by a group of succs who lose their patience and rape you in a booth

>>44804110
monsters always picking up your tab and buying you extra drinks

Stupid goo girls...

>>44804231
This is why you should carry a step ladder, need a little boost to give your tall wife a kiss

Movie night with spider onee-chan!

>>44804110
Why wouldn't I? As a human male, I drink for free! Other human men should go there right now and hit on the vampire in the corner.

>>44804307
>You'll never watch Spiderman 2 just so you can hear her start saying "Pizza Time"

>>44804307
i'm partial to spider imouto

Good night Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that bats can range from smol and cute to...
Well, I won't say that Fruit bat-chan is big but you may need to find a way to deal with her expansive wingspan.

>Anubis writes all the warnings around the temple in hieroglyphics
Thissigncan'tstopmebecauseIcan'tread.jpg

>>44804550
don't be rude, bat auntster is cute even if she is big

>>44804550
>8 ft tall flying fox girl big enough to put a saddle on

>>44804569
She's discovered Melons are quite delicious.

>>44804575
>Neighbor wyvern is staring in awe as Anon and his bat GF take to the air.

It is now October so I am legally obligated to post spooky girls

>>44804602
Trick or treat.

>>44804602
spooky girls

>>44804619
with the lack of gaudy clothes im guessing this is just rehearsal.

>>44804579
>have to use several fans too keep yourself cool when snuggling giant fluffy batwife in bed

>>44804635
they are dressed right, they are doing Thriller

>>44804619
it's popular at crowded events to use ms dullahans head like a beachball

>reposted responses to reposted images
Like poetry. Are you even human?

Damn, mick has been pretty active this thread, huh?

>>44804687
>>44804705
Ah, some high-quality posts for a change

>>44804602

>>44804753
Would you prefer this?
https://files.catbox.moe/1zi0ht.png

>>44801855
What kind of emergencies is she talking about? Should I be worried? It's my first time in university so I really dont know how things work here...

>>44802162
Sounds like a good work out if it hurts all over but you end up stronger. If I can't bring magic to our world then I'll bring magic to myself, sure.

you already known this story,
you've heard it a thousand times before.

>>44804818
You know, like if you get lost or need help studying!

>>44803521
I'll make the reunion that much sweeter.

>>44801649
Don't be ridiculous, there's real stories to read here now>>44801576

>>44802539
Go with default burgundy (dark red), its the default for a reason

>>44802556
Maybe it's a different artist, shush

>>44804911
No, it was the wock guy. He already posted again.

>>44804916
>Wock guy
who?

>>44804562
I thought those signs were meant to be universal so even dumb-dumbs would understand

>>44804193
Dunno about that. The jobsite gets damn hot in the summer, and there’s a reason “take your wife to work day” is preferred to just setting up a water tent. Slimes might be pedestrian but they’re a working man’s choice.

imagine waking in some monster grls visual novel as the main love interest

>>44803038
This post is advertising or begging (a bankable offense)

I hate sand, it's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere

Guys, be safe. It's only a few hours into October, but there was already a skeleton sighting in my neighborhood.

>>44801377
We've all seen liches, but what would Demi-Liches be like?

>>44805124
I prefer dire liches
they are big liches

>>44803050
Good trigger discipline, you trained her well.

>>44802921
dramatically drag myself into an upright position and give her the old 'WHO DARES SUMMON ME'

>>44803999
Mummys are undead tho. Doesn't that mean she's killed the human?

I’m gonna impress those nuns at the underwater cathedral by how long I can hold by breath

>>44805016

>>44805381
Just don't turn blue and worry them!

>>44805310
>MGE is actually grimdark with frequent murder
Enslaved anon was right all along...

>>44805454
>Morgan
>Instantly think of RDR2
>tfw no centaur waifu to rob banks and trains with

>>44805483
The human realms are what you'd expect them to be

>>44805523
>Having a (literal) cowgirl wife or a loyal centaur steed (wife)

>>44804193
Stupidly sexy, yeah. You can see her panties through her body! If that's not sexy then I dont know what is.

>>44805523
Do you really believe you'll be farming mangoes in Tahiti if you just rob one more train?

>>44805124
Dullahan but without a body, or the body doesnt have limbs, or something like that. In DnD a demilich looks like just a pile of bones and a skull, animated by powerful necromancy
I now imagine a schoolgirl monster girl demilich playing the Jolly Roger for the theatre clubs' play of Treasure Island

>Go to MGC redlight district
>all the prostitutes are virgins
I'm sure they're just lying. But that dragon seems really good at her job and what's the worse that can happen?

>>44805974
I bet this>>44805733
dragon is also a virgin

>>44803400
>Posting actual Dicksword shit
Holy shit get Canadian healthcare

>>44806031
Their most precious treasure until they get a husband

>>44804231

All non-married dragons are dragoncels are you all know it. They post online about how they don't need men and whatever else but the crumple the moment you give them the slightest compliment.

>>44806097
pretty lady

>>44806255
I love my malef wife

>>44805974
Prostitution is just MG speak for speed dating anyway.

The lack of ratas here is disappointing

>>44806742
The All Furry Robin Hood Disney movie didn't turn me into some fox-loving whore, but even as a little kid there was just something about the ardent pursuit of the squirrel lady in The Sword in the Stone. So pure, so sad. And something I knew I wanted even then.

>>44806777
For me? It was the aggressive pursuit of Flash Gordon by Princess Aura in the cartoon. I became a femdomfag at age 5
Children are so impressionable

Maybe hellhounds aren't so bad after all

>>44806929
They are bad for my pelvis.

Corpse Bride for me

>>44806777
You save money on a body pillow with a rata. Her tail acts as one for you.

>>44806958
hot skeleton

>>44806944
Dr. Hellhound recommends a high calcium diet.

>>44806255
Malefs are the easiest to bait on 4mon because they can’t help but respond to allegations of being MERE FEMALE LIZARDS without entire paragraphs about how that’s wrong.

>>44807408
How insightful.Does this ''Doctor'' recomend any affordable sources for calcium. I bet she's being paid to say that.

What foul, arcane knowledge do these grimoires contain?

Would you be interested in being raped by a powerful but psychotic ghost that really wants a baby?

>>44807590
Fanfiction between (you) and her

>>44807207
It's probably not that bad.

Quickshot monsters are made for overstimulation

>>44807590

ded

>>44808327
That's right, dead tired of store bought cookies!

>>44808356
I bet Ochimusha meido's cookies are to die for.

Sister Mary looks awful excited to see me all of a sudden. I dunno what it could be... all sweaty and heavily breathing like that. She invited me for a private worship session, so I'll go and make sure she's okay!

Say cheese!

>>44808491
Someone's cheesed to meet her.

>>44808503
>AI slop
>LoL whore
wow, peak SOUL right there

>>44808356
Goddamn. I want that bowl of cookie dough. I'm such a whore for cookie dough.

>>44808491
>>44808523
smack on some bacon and a burger patty and watch those ears perk up

marry foxes

I hate manticores so much
I see one and my blood pressure spikes
I swear if there is a manticore in the cardboard box on my porch I will be so mad I cant even tell you

>>44808581
No.

>>44808595
>open the box
>there's nothing but cheshire ass
>turn around to go back inside
the manticore was inside your house all along

>>44808595
lmao get cored nerd

>>44808595
Oh don't worry, she already broke in and is waiting for the perfect moment to ambush (you)

>>44808595
Good news, anon! You're gonna be the star of the hit new film Spined and Tailed 4: Milked to Submission!

>>44807738
Stroke an Alp’s tail until she leaves the bedsheets a wet mess!

>>44801576
Finally. Was waiting for this like Christmas.