/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44514061
Yes

taking a bath with Patche

taking a batch with Patche

>>44514061
I love Patche and that pic!

>It's time Gensokyo's best magician got some appreciation
I agree. Marisa is awesome!

>>44514061
I know Patchy has a problem admitting it, but I really like spending time with her.

>>44514292
NOOO PATCHE THE BOOK WILL FALL IN THE WATER

Patchouli stole the precious thing

>>44514292
>implying that stinky neet takes baths

>>44524000
We're talking about Patche, not you
>>44523767
She enchants her books with waterproof magic

Patchouli walks into the Voile library, feeling refreshed after a busy morning of research. She spots Remilia and Meiling lounging on some chairs, deeply engrossed in reading a volume of manga together. Patchouli sighs and scowls when she sees they're reading Naruto. She walks over to them, leaning down to peer at the pages disapprovingly over Meiling's shoulder.

"Naruto? You can't be serious. That series is nothing but flashy fights and tired plotlines reused over and over again. There are so many better options in my library than that trash," Patchouli says in a condescending tone.

Remilia pouts at the magician. "Aww, but Patchy, it's really cool! Look at all the action scenes! Who cares about plot when things go boom?"

Meiling nods eagerly in agreement. "Yeah Ms. Patchouli, the fight choreography is amazing! I've been trying to learn some of these taijutsu moves myself during my leisure time."

Patchouli sighs heavily, looking between the tiny vampire and gatekeeper with a weary expression. "Of course neither of you care about the quality of the writing or character development. Typical." She shakes her head in disappointment. "Honestly Meiling, you should be at your post guarding the gate, not in here indulging Remilia's childish hobbies."

Remilia crosses her arms, scowling up at her friend. "It's not childish! Manga is literature too you know!"

Meiling holds up her hands defensively. "I'm sorry Ms. Patchouli! I was just on break for lunch and Remilia wanted to show me this volume she found. I'll head back to the gate now, don't be mad!"

>>44538343
Patchouli sighs as she finishes putting down her research materials, giving Meiling a weary look. "Well, I suppose I can't be too angry with you. It was an honest mistake after all."

She glances disdainfully at the manga still sitting open on a nearby table. "Though I maintain your taste in reading material is far more offensive than a momentary lack of courtesy."

Meiling rubs the back of her head awkwardly. "Ah come on, Naruto's not so bad! In fact..." Her eyes light up as she forms a swirling orb of energy in her palm. "Check out this cool move I learned! The Rasengan!"

She grins proudly while Patchouli simply stares at the spinning sphere, unimpressed. "Yes, fascinating," the magician deadpans. "You do realize those are just frivolous parlor tricks, right? That series is riddled with poor writing and contrived plotlines."

She pinches the bridge of her nose. "Honestly, I was about to educate you both on the author's numerous shortcomings before we were so rudely interrupted. For example..."

Patchouli's eyes take on a scholarly gleam as she launches into a detailed critique. "The inconsistent portrayal of Itachi Uchiha is a prime example. Introduced as a malevolent villain, his character was abruptly rewritten as a secretly noble anti-hero just to provide more angst for Sasuke's storyline. And the excessive focus and power escalation of the Uchiha clan throughout the narrative reeked of favoritism from the author."

She shakes her head disapprovingly. "The entire plot was clearly made up as it went along, not following any coherent structure or-"

"Aww c'mon Patchy, you've gotta learn to just go with the flow!" Remilia cuts in with a playful grin. "So what if the writer changed stuff up over time? I'm sure it was all part of the master plan!"

Patchouli gives her a withering look. "I sincerely doubt that. Only a simpleton would consider that narrative trainwreck 'masterfully planned'."

As the two bicker over literary analysis, Meiling listens with a bemused smile. She didn't really care about picking apart the manga so critically. As long as it was fun to read, that's what mattered to her. But she didn't mind hearing Patchouli passionately tear apart the storytelling flaws either. The magician clearly took her reading seriously, even if it was a little too nitpicky for Meiling's tastes.

Letting the lively debate fade into background noise, Meiling exits the library and returns her focus to guarding the gate. The brief excitement had passed, and she was eager to get back to diligently doing her job. With friends like these, she knew things were bound to stay lively around the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

my wife fatchouli

>>44543278
I would be demolishing that pizza alongside her

>>44538370
I liked it.

PlumpChouli, my beloved..

>>44543311
anything else you'd demolish

But realistically, after more than a century of living on nothing but magic, almost never exercising and having a very weak immune system and body it's more like the opposite of Fatchouli but Bonechouli that would be the case.

>>44547057
Would you play her ribcage like a xylophone?

There's no point to Patche threads, every single one gets ruined by fatfags. Hope this thread falls off the board before reaching 50 responses too.

Patche isn't fat or thin

>>44514061
There's no point to Patche threads, every single one gets ruined by fatfags. Hope this thread falls off the board before reaching 50 responses too

i like the patchu

What could (you) talk to her about for hours that would keep her attention?

>>44560802
Books, the answer to everything with Patche is always books.

>>44560802
Children's card games

>>44560802
This and that

>>44561869
wizard poker

>>44561226
I don't know anything about books, what am I supposed to say? "Got any new words on the page there?" "Where are all the pictures?" "Which of these are best suited for juggling?"

>>44588219
The hidden truth about Patchouli Knowledge.

>>44560802
I wouldn't she does seem like someone who enjoys small talk and I really don't either. I'll just quietly read in the library and maybe ask for a recommendation if I am interested in some topic in particular.

>>44560802
All the BL books she's been hiding around the library like nobody would notice.

Do NOT face Patchouli Knowledge when Astral Projecting
Today while astral projecting I tried to enter Voile, Patchy is at a power level so high I cannot do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I am spiritually injured to a great amount but I think I'll make it.

I can't imagine what she would do to a new, unsuspecting thief. I'm scared that I will have to face her again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my crystals to try and heal as quickly as possible.

Please be safe everyone. Patchy is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to steal a book.

>>44603373
I don't want to steal books from Patche though, in fact I'd gift her books.

>>44603373
What do you think Patchouli thought of the Quaran?

>>44603503
Would Patchy like 50 shades of grey?

>>44603512
Impressive spells for exploding things

Cute bloomers!

>>44622120
Patche's understated but refined sense of style is always an underappreciated thing in art works

>>44603610
Not degenerate fujoshit enough.

>>44603512
Studied it carefully

>>44626490
I hope Allah doesn't have the same power against vampires that his Christian counterpart has.

>>44626234

>librarian
>shoots at you when you try and borrow a book
What's her problem?

>>44626914
You steal, Marisa

>>44626914
It's a private library. Do we know if the books actually belong to Patchouli or are they Remilia's and she just manages the collection?

>>44626234
Something about her goes very well in pencil. A kind of quiet elegence.

librarian paizuri

>>44626965
Yes and Patchouli actually wrote a large number of them.

>>44598097
She doesn't seem distressed about falling.

bookzuri

>>44637085
She can float, or maybe she's hoping anon will catch her

does anyone have the "standing cutely" image

>>44651045
Here you go fren

>>44547057
she's literally me

>>44653037
floating fatly

>>44653037
danke anon
have a cute patcho

Patchy has arrived back from page 8.

lovely patchy

>>44538370
Unending life is still too short to spend time reading Naruto
>>44626490
Apparently it's about belief in a force driving away "devils"
>>44626914
In addition to what other anons said, many of the books she has are not only unique but also dangerous. Luckily Fairies do not read.

>>44514061
Is patchy a youkai or a human? Are magicians considered youkai?

>>44676925
They're very human like youkai.

>>44676925
She's ______cute______

>>44678990
What does it take to fluster this unflappable magician?

>>44642762
don't get cum on the books

Sleepy Patch

>>44690617
At least she's already in her pajamas.

>>44711733

>>44720462
Patchouli is BORED and there are few things more dangerous than a bored magic user. For the good of Gensokyo, entertain her somehow!

>>44723476
EZ.

>>44731493
God, I'd love to play vidya with Patche

>>44731524
I was going to ask if Patche would be more into Tetris or Puyopuyo then I noticed her hat.

>>44676925
neither, they belong to the "devil" species, like vampires.
>>44676947
one could theorize that youkai would try their luck and attack mages because of this, much like hermits who also get attacked by them

Imagine living covertly in Patchy's library, sneaking out at night to randomly hide and rearrange her books with Koakuma!

>>44742822
Koa would never go for it. Who do you think is the one that would have to fix it?

>>44746069

>>44752212
Has the tide turned? Is Patchy now the servant and Koa the master?

>>44760784
Would kiss and massage