/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Lock lunarians in a dog kennel with Clownpiece.

>>44542556
What does koishi's shirt say, anon.

>>44542590
total nippon death

Lunarians don't qualify as people.

>>44544350
sometimes I think junko's breasts are a little bit TOO big

What will Junko's next scheme to get to Chang'e be? Will she, perhaps, use Reisen to convince the moon rabbits to unionize, undermining the bottom line of Lunarian society and making Chang'e useless to them so that they'll give her up?

>>44544422
marriage and babymaking with me (it'll go better this time)

>>44544403
They're perfect.

>>44544451
>(it'll go better this time)
Not in Gensokyo it won't. You'll need 24/7 surveillance AT LEAST to prevent your kid from getting snatched up by that titty taoist.

>>44544422
She steadily builds up an intelligence network and influences Lunarian society to grant Chang'e a pardon. When Chang'e is free and unguarded, Junko beats her to death.

>>44542483
My turn

Preparense, el mundo estara cubierto de sangre. Mis Lunarianos, levantaros, hacedme grand. Estais acabados, a la mierda el ser humano. A la mierda todo aquel que no coma de mi mano. Ya no sere mas el malo. Sere la voz guia de este nuevo futuro, adios al pasado. Toyohime, yo controlo a esas criaturas. Ni te acerques, si no quieres ser devorado.

Anyways, humans are garbage, behead, humanity

>>44544517
This just in! Lord Tsukuyomi has ruled that Chang'e's death from 2 danmaku to the back of the head was a suicide!

>>44544571
Do you think we will see Tsukuyomi one day?

>>44544568
Tough talk for someone who looks extremely horny after 1500 years without a man.

>>44544580
Of course not, Lord Tsukuyomi is a very busy man, he can't be bothered with the petty trifles of assisting with the micromanagement of rabbits. Ignore the slanderous rumors that he's locked in his room playing League of Legends and shouting slurs in his group calls.

Wish I could wake up to Junko's gentle breathing every morning

>>44544585
shut yer trap, youkai!
you will know, Toyohime-sama is very well married! Not only that, her offspring is the most perfect example of lunarian supremacy and virility! such specimen would be Yorihime-sama's husband!

>>44547444
Was very well married, past tense, and given how she acts, probably very backed up.

>>44542483
Yes mommy Junko!

I want to have as many children as humanly possible with Junko!

>>44549313
Why, so you can kill them on behalf of Chang'e?

>>44544422
Junko's basilisk. She will be eventually be incarnated through the pooling of a thousand psychics' power. Meta information regarding the Lunarians will be erased from reality (Which of course entails the complete annihilation of anything and everything related to Touhou and ZUN), and anyone who lewded her and/or didn't maintain anger towards the lunarians will suffer eternally through forced junction into a permanent collective consciousness of suffering in ethereal (soul) form.

Junko's soft mama feet

>>44549444
I see two potential issues with this: How will she compete with more popular hus, which will naturally have access to more psychic brainspace, and what about the people who lewded her for the purpose of giving her another kid?

>>44542483
What will Junko's next scheme to get to Chang'e be? Will she, perhaps, use Reisen to convince the moon rabbits to unionize, undermining the bottom line of Lunarian society and making Chang'e useless to them so that they'll give her up?

>>44549392
I would never do such a thing! Especially in the name of a filthy moonie!
I only wish to bring Junko happiness.

What if Junko eats Chang'e liver? Will that prevent ceasing to be once her grudge is complete?

>>44559558
The Hourai Elixir isn't supposed to work on non-humans, last I checked, but if you want her to persist after her grudge fades, you could always give her another kid.

>>44559169
That's exactly what her last husband said.

>>44559558
Junko can't kill Change'e but she CAN give her permanent suffering. Just throw her into former (or current) hells lava pits. She will regenerate forever in the magma, completely immobilized by its pressure and unable to escape.

>>44542556
uwu

>>44544568
Dear Toyohime please respect the bloodline of your Dragon God and disclose your secret power of sea and mountain to be able to disappear and reappearing somewhere else. Oh please dear Toyohime take this piece of gold as payment for the action describing the certain abilities above.

>>44544585

>>44566866
I imagine a forest full of trees. Gensoyko? Coordinates of

https://youtu.be/zUzd9KyIDrM?si=NxXssqPgKR-3leeG

>>44544403
Her Chest fluctuates depending on the Artist, just like every other 2hu.

We are the Mooninites, and our culture is advanced beyong all you can comprehend with 100% of your brain.

We are the Mooninites, and our culture is advanced beyond all you can comprehend with 100% of your brain.

>>44542590
ningen.

>>44544479
What is the kidnapping rate for little boys in Gensokyo?

>>44547444
>her offspring is the most perfect example of lunarian supremacy and virility! such specimen would be Yorihime-sama's husband!
Das rite!

>>44592012
Between hermits, tengu, and rabbits, only 10% of males make it past adolescence with their virginities intact. The ones that do tend to be handled by the tanuki, kitsune, and oni to ensure none of them ever ascend to wizard-hood.

Junko's got unfullfilled urges.
She needs to mother someone.
Buy them clothes, read them bedtime stories, tuck them to bed, cuddle them after a scary nightmare.

>>44592236
The sages fear the wizard. That's why he had to go. God bless.

>>44592442
He got raped to death in a Sage futanari gang bang. Such is the fate of upstart wizards...

>>44592261
I hope Junko won't mind me kneading her tummy

If a man were to achieve Grand Magi status, what would happen to Gensokyo?

>>44605353
Could be obliterated, though I'm sure a normal person with the right means could do it too.

>>44616691
"Hey, you want this?"

I'll tell you a secret, Jun-kun, [spoiler[I AM Chang'e.[/spoiler]

I AM Chang'e, Jun-kun.

Fuck you mom!

>>44616477
MOMMY

Are YOU a bad enough dude to survive the infernal, pelvis-shattering, bed-breaking, baby-making sex necessary to give Junko another kid? And don't think she'll be stopping with just one, this time.

>>44633983
D-does the hat stay on???

>>44633983
How am I supposed to help her raise the kid if I'll be paralyzed from the waist down?

>>44633992
Yours won't.
>>44634393
Your options are
A: Seek medical help from the shady Lunarian quack doctor.
B: Get some sort of wheelchair and Kappa tech to enable you to continue some semblance of a normal life.
C: Lay back down and accept your new role as the stud behind what will become an empire to rival the moon.

>>44633992
Of course

>>44623154
Kaguya is so cute when she tries to be spooky!