/jp/ - Otaku Culture

hahaha nooo... it sure would be terrible if a cute mongirl snatched me up... can you imagine the terrible things she'd do??

>>44485890
Sex with bratty demons who goad you into using them like objects

>>44485918
Why is red skin so hot?

>>44485961
It's exotic

i wish to have sex with ghosts

This is the thread I shall ALICE in
Only the good threads for ALICE!
ALICE!

The fuck, warhammer tripfag STILL trying to make his shit threads? I swear this motherfucker is almost as autistic as mick

>>44485961
I prefer my demons purple but the red ones do seem very feisty.

>>44486359
Unfortunately it looks like most people have chosen the other thread.
>>44486402
He’s been at it for years, I don’t think he’ll ever stop. This is why it’s important to quickly make a new legitimate thread after the old one dies off to deny the autists the chance.

>>44486472
>Unfortunately it looks like most people have chosen the other thread.
There appears to be a deadzone around very early euro morning when it's just clueless newfags and pests being up, that's the only times when shitpost threads are not immediately abandoned.

>>44486471
exotic skin... erotic...

>>44486491
Now that you mention it yeah it does seem to usually be around this time, and as an American who works nights I usually can’t do anything about it.
>>44486506
Now that’s an extremely breedable demon.

>>44486415
they have a fight, triangle wins
triangle wan

My wife's body is going to be a canvas

>>44486545
>they have a fight
Yeah mom and dad had a wrestling fight on the bed!

>>44485890
why are red onis always such gymrats?

>>44486631
Red = power
Therefore if a Oni was not powerful then she wouldn’t be red.

>>44486637
oh I see, so it's safe to laugh at blue ones, they must be weak asf
brb, gonna bully this blue transfer student from Zipangu

>>44486631
Red goes fasta

So we all know becoming sandworm food is the best outcome in MGE. But what's the second best outcome?

>>44486670
Werewolf pack's breeding stud

>>44486670
Wurm wrangler

This isn't addiction, I can stop any time

>>44486670
batcat venom addict

>>44486670
Tripping while walking in a field of Holstaurs and landing face down in one’s tits harem anime style only to then have a second Holstaur trip while trying to help you and land tit first into the back of your head thus encasing you in tits.

>>44486716
>anon is insecure about his baldness
>manticore "friend" keeps making stupid jokes like sucking on his scalp with her tailpussy and making funny sounds
>eventually the sheer absurdity of it makes anon embrace the bald and turn into a /fit/ gigachad
>regularly outfucks the secretly submissive manticore as a punishment for earlier ridicule
>all went according to her plan

>>44486732
>sucking on his scalp with her tailpussy and making funny sounds
that would be actualy pretty funny, ngl
>gloob gloob, the brain sucking aliens are here!

gonna tell my kiki I can't take it any more, scoop her up and take her to an awaiting taxi and send her off to a two month long, all expenses paid, luxury holiday in the Summervile isles

>>44486743
>brain sucking aliens are here!
the impending severe batcat venom overdose might have almost the same effect

>>44486762
Don't worry, the neurololgical effects should subside in a few hours.
Priaprism might hold for a few days though. Try to be more careful next time, okay?

gonna make a bold statement here
raging mushrooms are a cringe "i win" button for insecure fags and kc never shoulda added them
if they must exist they should be a mild stimulant at best and still not enough to overpower the average monster, but enough of a physical boost to escape an impending deflowering

>>44486777
>"i win" button
only because average westoid, porn-ruined brain treats sex as some sort of a competition on who cums with back in vertical position
you got your rocks off with the person that loves you the most in the world, who cares?

Maid cat.

>>44486777
MGE merges sex and love into one so any sex toy is fine, the maledom shrooms are just another way to practice love.

>be average schmuck
>a weird nympho woman/bat/cat hybrid literally made for semen sucking falls in love with you
oh no?

>>44486850
yeah, and?

>>44486710
based STR bro

>>44486850
Its more likely than you think.

>>44486850
>manticore does some research to find out what earth men are most afraid of
>cheating
>divorce
>rape accusations
>manticore decides it's not worth trying to scare them

>>44486850
But I wanted a succ type...

>>44486938
She's going to succ you alright, don't you worry
>manticore shows anon how she can pick up a 20KG weight with her tailpussy

>>44486956
>20kg
They can actualy train to be able to pick up to 100kgs. Some manticores are able to carry their husbands like that. It also helps with flying.

>>44486981
Gotta say, that's one interesting way to snatch a man from the air

>>44486981
I'm concerned that this batcat has a drinking problem.

>>44487032
>problem
what problem? she is able to drink whenever she wants
>>44487012
yoinking a man is a serious problem for the employers though, don't you know thousands of workplaces suffer every year?

>>44487044
goddamn that is a meaty tail

>>44486981
Uhhhh she doesn't look like a real doctor. Actually I think I have somewhere else to be at now, I'll go ask the receptionist to reschedule the appointment bye

>>44487059
pipe down boya, this will only sting for a moment

>>44487078
I'm pretty damn sure that mass kidnappings of men and monsterization of women on newly discovered worlds is a violation of the prime directive

>>44487083
1. it never happened, and 2. they are better off that way

>>44487088
This is suspicious, I'm starting to think those are not real starfleet officers. I'll have to beam over and inspect the ship

>>44486732
I will save this green. I like it a lot, thanks anon

Where is the right thread?

>>44487184
The other one was made by a known thread pest, go figure

>>44487193
Fugg I was posting in the wrong one. Can I repost here?

>>44487201
Why not

>be me yesterday night
>paint CMS miniatures
>Look at him
>Special weapons guy with a half gas mask and nice bald head
>Space out 30 min imagining that it's me in MGE fighting in Eros name
>A perfect mix of my love for weapon, cybernetics and power armor, my power fantasy, my desire to fight and protect something truly good and a little hint of cool edgy
>Almost fall asleep
I think glue fumes are attacking my brain but I like the consequences. Which mamono could pair well with what I described?

>>44487215
Anubis would paint minis with you.

>>44486769
I hope to find a bat cat with magic shrooms venom

>>44487223
Yeah but schedules are not my thing. Maybe if I put some Anubis venom in her it could correct this flaw

>going on crusades with Valkyrie
>slaying monsters with Valkyrie
>being a good person and a shining beacon of the faith with Valkyrie
>trying to convert people with Valkyrie
Why are angels so great?

>>44487223
Yeah but schedules are not my thing. Maybe if I put some apophis venom in her it could correct this flaw

>>44487310
You WILL cum exactly on the pre-defined time after engaging in the scheduled daily love making session and you WILL be happy

Give her the cummies, anon

gonna prank my local ancient evil fox by offering her burgers with vegetable patties instead of meat, ahahahah

>>44486188
Ah yes, "ghostbuster" anon famous for busting fat loads in ghosts.
Whatever works I guess

>>44487548
>do this
>she takes one bite into it
>she freezes, like she's in deep thought
>a minute later she looks up at you with a stare that could kill gods
>...
>wake up in her bed, but she's not there
>the last thing you remember is that vile stare
>you have a headache and your pelvis feels like shit
>the bed is a mess
>and the smell of actual meat is drifting in from outside.

have another splice

>>44487628
Wow, in monster countries even children can make legally binding contracts. How progressive and modern.

>>44487628
I suppose that's adorable enough.

Post ogre

>>44487670
It's all ogre now

today's fantasy is joining a high orc and acting as her army's strategist as we take over a random US state in the name of love

>>44487670
Yosh!

>Barbarian orc warbands fighting each other as they pillage south into the civilized lands.
>very rarely they gather around a single chieftain and unite into the orc tide.
>a last alliance of men and dwarves stand to oppose them and stop their settlements being all but razed in the orc quest for booty
>no elves invited, nobody likes elves and they're hornier than the orcs.

Don't ever post ogre

>>44487193
Not falling for your troll attempt, sorry.

>>44487859
Your loss

>>44487887
Something is missing here.

>>44487420
No, can't be happy in those conditions. I will go with the sphinx

your wife's tail is not "meaty", she is obese. you need to make her eat a salad.

>>44487949
you cant stop me, hagville will become wide town!

>>44487949
anon please you'll upset her

>just wanted me a normal catgirl or a wan
>autistic NEET lim has other ideas

>>44487949
My wife is obese (and that's a good thing)

>>44488108
>"Lillim has fallen to a new low, billion must love"
t. local crazy anon

>>44488034
neferious horse

>>44486981
makes >>44486732 a lot funnier

>>44486506
Why are blue and purple skin so sexy?

Does your wife have the discipline to edge you, or is she a greedy fuck who wants your semen asap

>>44488114
>obese succ, out grocery shopping
>knows the disgusted stares she gets, she's just smug about them because she has a ring and they dont
>enraged 9 foot tall muscle monster stomps up to her
>"HOW?"
>"how what?"
>"HOW DO YOU HAVE A RING BUT NOT ME?"
>she's in genuine distress because she's taken care of her body and remains a virgin while this lazy fatass is happily married

>>44488381

>>44486732
Damn batcat needs correction

>>44486743
I wish someone would draw that.

>>44487044
Thick manti-tails save males.

>>44486732
she can also use her tail to polish bowling balls

>>44488518
>Anon appears next to his fat wife
>and just says, that demeanor. calm down and breathe, then go to a gym
>not to workout, but you'll find a muscle lover there

>>44485890
The mornings grow colder, soon Yuki onnas and Wendis will come out of hibernation

>>44488034
obligatory webm

>>44488937
>prefer winter
>but it makes me sad because it reminds me that im not cuddled up next to a fluffy monster as we sit infront of the fireplace in an otherwise unlit room
its like a stab in the heart every time i think about it.

>>44488976
her tail thumping the ground is the good stuff

>>44488976
i like to pretend that the loop is just her being worried about her ever growing tail.

>>44489015
>THUD
>"awww yiiiissss that's the stuff, now do it again"
>"honey, I've been banging my tail against the floor for the last hour and it's starting to hurt, can we just fuck already?"
I'd imagine that your neighbors from below wouldn't be so thrilled about that.

>>44489014
Come, sit with aunty yeti and tell her about how you want to cuddle up to a fluff monster

>>44485890

>>44489045
>living in an apartment in mgc
>not a house
damn sad

>>44489015
>rub the dragon's horns because you read that was their weak point
>"y-your attacks are nothing, human!"
>meanwhile her tail is thumping the ground uncontrollably

i will have sex with a fat old dragon

>>44489162
dumb old dragon blew all her inheritance on gacha and crypto scams, please understand

>>44489219
I will take this meaty dragon and cuddle them possesively, more dragon means more to love

>>44489219
Fuck off Deonora, we know it's you

Back at it again after far too long. This is the intro to the new series I'm working on.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49777792/chapters/125650456

Hopefully the rest of it can come out a bit faster now that my personal life is a bit less hectic.

>>44489292
I wish denora was a fat old dragon, she's that ancient and still built like a twig, do you know how ripe the market is for hags right now? There's barely enough on the market for meaty monster appreciators

>>44485890

>>44489313
>A group of paladins embark on a mission to investigate rumors of a new Demon Lord
You've got my attention

>>44489014
Use a fluffy plaid. I roll myself in it before sleeping and imagine that's a chesh or bunyip hugging me. Feel good

>>44489317
We don't have any pictures of Big Mama but I assume she's built like a dump truck.

>>44489313
Femdom?

>>44489313
You posted in the wrong thread. this is a raid thread.

>>44489390
This is pathetic, you are far more autistic than any gatekeeper

>>44489313
oooh, nice nice nice

>>44489410
ok, gatekeeper-kun.

>>44489317
thats where u can fix that easily with some soft wurm milk

>>44489317
>she's that ancient and still built like a twig
Good, she's in shape like a mighty dragon should be.

>>44489359
DL must be the softest of soft MILFs after giving birth to hundreds of lims

I wish fat fetishists would remain on /d/ it is becoming too normalized here.

>>44489486
lilith's panacea suggests an hourglass-type body for her

>>44489488
True

>>44489497
It might have been modeled before she got fetish for giving birth shows and now everyone just copies the old image

>>44489313
love you Magus (not in an alp way)

>>44489481
>looks like this
>still a virgin after millennia
Deonora is the dorkest of all dorks, even threadcanon Druella is a total stacy compared to her

>>44489356
ive tried something like that, its not enough
it lacks the warmth of another
it lacks the radiant happiness
it lacks the fluffy tails wrapping around both of us and acting as a blanket
it lacks the lazy hugs that go on for a few minutes.
its just lacking.

>>44489481
>in shape
>mighy
>is twig
lmao

birds are the wor(l)d

>>44489582
For the warmth use an couette (don't how to say it in English) over it. For everything else we can only wait and dream.

>>44489618
like i said, "of another"

>>44489614
gimme turkey harpy

>>44489564
>nobody will approach Deonora because they're too intimidated by her glorious appearance and status
>nobody will approach Marietta because they think she's a dick
Being dragons is suffering

>>44489682
>she keeps making innuendos about being "stuffed"

>>44489666
Well sorry fren. Maybe take magic shrooms, made more happy for a while and it was far easier to forget the other factors for 4-6 months. I will take some again in January to repeat the cycle.

>>44489696
>someone approaches deonora because he wants a proud and strong warrior.
>instead gets a complete dork that just knows a few high power spells
>leaves, dissapointed
truly a cycle of torment

>>44489696
imma pop into her court room and bend her over and fist her
then pop a bogies mask on her

>mindflayer puts tentacle in my head
>something is not right since my brain is so gooey
>she pulls tentacle out of my head with a bit of purple goo on it
>its shog goo

>>44489882
Is she upside down? That board should be floaty, right? But there''s light coming from "up", so that can't be it...

if flayer put a tentacle in my head. all she'll see is a mind filled with intense obsession with clussy to the point she'll get turned part bogie

>>44489917
It's actually a heavy weight rather than a float, often used to bait men into situations where they'll need to be rescued by some sort of monster (normally aquatic). Of course this backfires when a man, bemused, just lets go and swims back to shore.

>>44489966
Dastardly lifeguard monsters, so tricky!

>>44489906
>Makes Wonderland look sane
he goes to high class restaurants with packed shog lunch

uhhhh... I'm going for some cigarettes brb

>>44490115
You shouldn't damage your health like that. Your family won't like it.

>>44489882
You know, a huge spider speeding towards you in the water would be a horrifying sight even with the cute waifu on the front.

>>44490180
>:DD
Would spurdo become a grizzly or a Cheshire?

>>44490180
>smug muscular lion girl brags about the intense pelvis breaking session she's going to put you through tonight
>ends up cumming before you even got fully erect inside
>by the time you come, she's a quivering mess begging you to stop after having 30th orgasm in a row
>"oh god... I thought I was going to die"
and that's why lion girls usually come in prides

>>44490263
Hell you just flick thei clit and they’ll cum their brains out

Lizards

>>44490311
waifus are the only good thing about this shitty game

I need me a good, Christian Hellhound to go to Bible study with me, and then have pelvis shattering sex with when we get back home (we are married, so there's no issue)

I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS, I EAT FRIED FERTILIZED EGGS EVERY MORNING
I WANT TO BE PROTECTED BY MY BLACK HARPY WIFE WHILE WE ENJOY OUR LIFE TOGETHER IN HER NEST
HER BEING AGGRESSIVE MAKES HER BETTER

>>44489313
Looking forward to this series Magus, it's always a treat. Don't stretch yourself too thin writing.

>>44490482
that reminds me that we need a harpy based on the hornero, a bird who makes house-like nests with mud and manure
they are also monogamous and lay from 3 to 5 eggs which both parents raise together

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Thigh of dragonnewt and (camel)toe of frog
Chest wool of werebat and tongue of schedule dog
Apophis' fork and blindfolded wurm sting
Lizardman's leg and owl girl's wing
For a charm of powerful trouble
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble

>>44490544
All she does is give me a thumbs up and say "daijobu yo!" and "yosh! ganbatte!"

>>44486670
Sabbath guinea pig

>>44489744
I don't think a dragon that old needs to be a warrior to be overpowered as fuck.

>>44486670
the best outcome is spawning in the great ancient and hidden kingdom of smiles and pranks

>>44490609
but she is also a strong warrior given that she led the Dragai uprising

>>44490164
are there Stogies in MGE? cause if not then I don't wanna go

>>44489488
The between chubbychasers and pig farmers is razor thin

I want to ask Deonora to breathe fire on me.

>>44490702
I bet smoars taste better when you can taste your wife's fire breath on them

>>44490664
Best to ask a Nurarihyon since they're obviously the authority on smoking

i want the porc

>>44490773
you get big porc

>>44490808
>"B-building codes? We need those?"
>"Oh, I'm not very good with passwords but I'll do my best!"

>>44490808
i want bigger porc...

lolis

Radicals this
Order that
I just want to ALICE for God's sake!

>Look for a job in MGC
>There's a listing for dog breeder
>Look at address of company
>It's just someone's apartment

They aren't even fucking trying at this point

>44490883
rope yourself furfag
>>>/trash/

>>44490892
...what's the pay like?

>>44490890
You have an addiction. I think it's time you went to AA to get clean

>>44490896
You can keep the entire litter of pups.

>>44490896
Competitive, but apparently they have excellent paternal leave

>>44490897
Everyone can Alice.

>>44490892
you think THATS BAD, being a birthday clown is hell
so many lolis want the clowns sasauge
hell I even once got a hag trying to fuck me in the clown getup
a man cant be a clown without being a whore now

>>44490896
I hear it comes with a free wife.

>>44490897
AA?
Alice....
Alice....

>>44490897
I am NOT addicted!
I can stop ALICEing any time i want'

what does it mean to alice?
What is the essence of alice
why do you want to Alice?

>>44490924
That's what all addicts say

>>44490892
I don't see the issue, you were looking to breed dogs yes? And that's what you are going to do for the rest of your life

>>44490920
Mall santa is the worst.
You get swarmed by gotes clamouring to help. For some reason, a bunch of elves insist on helping as well (they keep going on about how vital elves are to the most important human holiday, so therefore they are like a quasi religious figure to human? I don't get it)
The kids are usually fine, but then you get adults who want to sit on your lap.
Succubus and demons and bogies saying how naughty they've been.
You hear the same "I want you" about 50 times a day.
Don't get me started on the bright-eyed wurms (they are fucking heavy, don't let them sit on your lap)

>>44490963
How does a Wurm sit on anything?

>>44490920
>be birthday clown
>get booked for some kids party
>probably just some brat, their parents should keep them in line
>check the venue
>momonika sabbath
>you start writing your marriage vows

>>44490963
don't worry anon, Christmas magic surpasses monster magic

>>44490968
She flops on your lap. Or worse, coils you. Either way it ends with a pancaked anon.

>>44490975
>current DL was the first ever to get a present from santa

>>44490920
>be clown
>monster tries to rape me
>opens my fly
>starts pulling out an endless chain of napkins
Hohohehehihhaha

>>44490894
If you don't like it, leave.

>>44490936
>what does it mean to alice?
ALICE...
>What is the essence of alice
ALICE?
>why do you want to Alice?
ALICE!

>6 2 wan

>>44490950
cute wannie! I would definitely take up on the offer
>>44490744
she's a mare, she's cocky, she doesn't take no shit from anyone, she smokes her stogie anywhere she wants, she doesn't have to find a "husband" like you

>>44490994
>brat fishes out my cock from my trousers
>its a cock shaped ballon
>I blow a party popper above her head as i continue on

>>44490968
by sitting their bum down
but yes, they are very heavy but still soft
>>44490970
I just send my cunny loving partner to those
I take the normalish jobs, I have to put a disclaimer that I am a clown, not a whore. not that helps my case but hey, at least its written there
>>44490994
will you be laughing when a bogie gets her oversized mitts on ya?

>>44490994
>monsters usually give up after 10 sec of napkin pulling
>hag aunt of birthday kid has crazed look in her eyes as she just keeps pulling
>she breathes heavily while shouting "It's in here somewhere! I want it!"
>*nervous honking noises*

>>44491011
keep her on a short lease handler anon

>>44491050
>she starts reaching the end of the rope
>announce loudly to the kids and family
>"it seems someone's desperate for a creampie!"
>Smush a pie into her face right as she reaches the end
>pull up your fly quickly
>continue the act
>safe... for now...

>>44491074
Luckily that was only the fly of my first pair of oversizes clown pants

>>44490719
>dinner with ice dragon
>she opens the freezer and stares inside for a few moments, as if she'd forgotten something
>"Oh, I um... excuse me a minute"
>she hurries into the kitchen
>curious, you follow her and peek inside
>the dragon has her shirt off and is squeezing her own milk into two glasses
>"Come on, come on, don't ruin it now..."
>she takes a straw and starts blowing into one of the glasses
>she hasn't noticed you yet, so you slip back into the dining room and sit down again
>a minute later she walks in
>"Alright, I hope you like ice cream!"

>>44491074
>hag now can brag on 4mon about how she got a creampie from a handsome stud

>>44491127
Liquid nitrogen came out of those nipples

>>44491127
Ice cream is meant to be made with monster millk, and optionally other monster inspired flavourings.

>>44491127
Do you think the flavor of the ice cream changes depending on the monster girl? Hellhounds' milk tastes spicy, mermaids are more like water ices with different fruit flavors depending on the mermaid, and so on?

>>44491227
Absolutely. Ice cream and monster girls go very well together.

>>44490482
>I EAT FRIED FERTILIZED EGGS EVERY MORNING
>fertilized
Anon, no!

>>44489313
Give me more.

>>44490482
anon you know what fertilized means right?

>>44490997
ALICE is best with a purple onee-chan to guide her!

>>44490482
Eggs

>>44491139
>they press her even further
>admits it was from a birthday clown
>birthday clowning is now akin to hiring a male stripper
>the usual uniforms are now rather revealing
yeah fuck u anon, now I cant find normal clown outfits, only sexy clown attire

Why do you guys have two threads?

>>44491298
That dumb dorkcat doesn't even know how to do the sex, she'll give her bad advice!
Advice like: "and when he holds your hand its basically like your kissing, which is basically like you're married, which is basically like sex. You are already pregnant!"
She'll play it off later as a prank but not until she watches Alice in the act and learns the truth!

What monster has the best ass and why is it kakuen?

>>44491328
kakuen ass is smaller than cockatrice butt

>>44491319
Some retard (the one who made the other thread) insists on putting stupid shit in thread OP despite being told to fuck off many times over 2 fucking years.

>>44491348
Its not about the size of the ass you ape, its about the shape and feel when you squeeze it.

>>44491269
>>44491295
i'm pretty sure he meant what he said

>>44491360
This. Plus kakuen seems like the kind of girl, when in heat, to drop onto a man's face from above and facesit him into submission.
Just imagine walking through the jungle, minding your own business, and then monke butt.

>>44491360
Bony, flat ass.

>>44491384
Are you trying to say I have a bony and flat ass?

>>44491384
You could play Donkey Konga on these bongos

>>44491358
We should get a cait sith(non-mge version) thread sometime

>>44491400
is that a bulge? or i'm just blind?

>>44491360
cockatrice butt is softer, monkey butt is like marble

>>44491405
It's her pocket sand

>>44491400
That's a thick monke

>>44491405
Looking at this artist, it might be, although pixiv tags have no mention of girl dick.
I guess it's best left to one's imagination

>>44491440
muscular ass is kino tho

>>44491405
No, if you don't want it to be.
Yes, if you do.

>>44491477
Does the thread like kakuen? They are underrated. They're tricksters, right? It's a shame monke gets overshadowed by cheshire and bogie.

Mana is stored in the chest and thighs.

>>44491440
valk ass is the only ass you need.
https://files.catbox.moe/qkubn9.jpg

>>44491486
2hubros are going nuts about kakuen right now thanks to the new monkey 2hu, so i think the board itself loves them

>>44491486
Considering they were a member of the smug squad back in the day?
Yeah, I'd say they're enjoyed.

>>44491324
Exactly! The dynamic of the precocious ALICE and the smug-yet-naive Cheshire is too perfect!

>>44491486
>>44491506
>>44491508
Kakuen are the CLOSEST relatives to humans, so therefore ALL human men belong to kakuen ass.

>>44491486
bogies are peak sexiness tho
their lore is also kino

>>44491527
all human men belong to kakuen fists
fuck sex
I WANT TO FIGHT ONE

>>44491527
If I wanted something that was close to human I would go with a human girl, I want a Wan since dogs are mans best friend and so it logically goes that a wan would be the best wife. And she wouldn't try to throw poo.

>>44491541
stop posting off-topic images or use catbox

>>44491363
Nice off-topic image faggot

>>44491486
Because Cheshire and bogie are better

>>44491506
>>44491541
>>44491363
please use catbox for offtopic images, thank you

>>44491578
You shouldn't have fallen for this bait thread. You empowered them.

>>44491527
I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
FROM CHIMPAN A TO CHIMPANZEE
NO YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A MONKEY WITH ME

>>44491506

>>44491581
>still whining that /mgt/ doesn't cater to ADD-ridden newfags
sad

>>44491583
That ape is built for breeding.

>>44491583
orangutan kakuen when
orangutans are the best apes

>>44491527
k and? imma go with jabberwocks, they be bigger and softer

>>44491583
OH MY GOD, I WAS WRONG
SHE WAS BEST GIRL, ALL ALONG
WE'LL FINALLY MAKE A MONKEY
YES YOU'LL FINALLY MAKE A MONKEY
YES YOU'LL FINALLY MAKE A MONKEY WITH ME

>>44491527
imma stick with harpies

>>44491558
Domesticate wild beastgirls.

>>44491616
>your tail seems to like it though
first time I heard this line in a less creepy context.

>>44491629

Today I woke up with a really niched fantasy: handjob from behind. But this time your wife grabs your hand at it and keeps saying “stop wanking yourself! Stop wanking yourself!” while your head is between her breasts and you can only incoherently moan as she forces you to wank yourself

>>44491674
that sounds like what a bogie or chesh would do

Two asses for the price of one

>>44491701
The price is too high.

>>44491701
Scary

>>44491701
doppelganger has the better 2 for 1 deal

I am addicted to monster butt. send help.

>>44491527
That would be elves

>>44491689
>Cheshires
>having guts

>>44491726
Find me an elf willing to admit she is related to a species she views as dumb and dirty.

>>44491742
That would be most elves. Did you fall for non-elf propaganda?

>>44491726
>>44491763
>elves
what do you take me for? someone that will stoop so low as to fuck a knife ear? i'm not a zoophiliac willing to fuck an animal
have sex with our dwarven sisters instead

Is a cheshire’s ass her weak point, or is it her pussy? Need an answer fast not sure how much longer the yarn ball will distract her

>>44491821
base of the tail and lower back like all cats

>>44491779
You want me to fuck THIS?

>>44491830
yes, shortstacks and lolis are kino

>>44491821
ass. fuck her ass or huff her ass or rim her ass or slap her ass or play the bongos on her ass or eat her ass or eat off of her ass or hotdog her ass or squeeze her ass or compliment her ass

perhaps the real monster... was the order.
-edgy dhampir

Playfully teasing my alp boyfriend!

>If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary.
Federalist #51 (James Madison)

Imagine how smug angels would be when they find out how important they are to earth human religions.

>>44491864
sorry, i just fuck and change angels into clown angels, collecting their holy halos and giving them the halo of fun

>>44491872
I just want to crusade, buddy.

>tfw no angel auntie as well demon auntie so you can meet them both on Friday nights

>>44491726
I'm not a zoophile

>>44486670
any variety of venom addict
idk why the thought of feeling uncomfortable withdrawal symptoms, sheepishly going up to your apophis/girtablilu/oomukade/manticore wife and asking for a hit, and then having her indulge you with mind-melting pleasure while she watches you melt into a gooey puddle ahhh
maybe KC has this fetish too there are like six mgs with aphrodisiac venom

>>44491726
i see a long eared cow

>>44492022
I like the thought of (you) technically having a chemical dependency on your wife, but her not ever holding it over you and just indulging you whenever you feel like it
She can't say no to you, humans are just too cute when they're needy!

>>44492022
You can have the same thing right now with your local dealer and crack

>>44489313
luv magus
luv writefriends
simple as

>>44489363
Can someone answer, please?

>>44492022
I'm kinda squeamish on those girls. And I say this as an alcoholic.

>>44492041
>Being married to a manticore is like having a crack addiction
chief god's DARE program gets less informative by the day

KERO

>>44486670
Raiju lightning rod

>fox fuckers
imagine having such shit taste

>>44491712
Doesn't Doppel just turn into whatever unrequited crush you have, or did she get new lore?

>>44492022
>KC fetish
Honestly, off the top of my head, which MGs have aphrodisiac venom? Apophis, girtablilu, oomukade, manticore, vamp mosquito, atlach-nacha, hornet? That's a lot.

>>44492131
you can do both old hag kitsune and cunny danuki

>>44492150
why not switch it up
old hag tanuki who actually speaks like an old hag

>>44492059
There's no sex in the published chapter, but if I had to guess based on the character's personalities, yes.

>>44492148
Canon that Doppels imitate a perfected version of your bitch 3D but they also magically draw the 3D in and convert them so you eventually get 2 improved versions of the 3D.

>>44492154
and a bratty loli kitsune who is actually an old hag who is coping

>>44492163
Also, just read the fucking tags

>>44492059
read the tags you fucking retard

>>44492163
For fuck sake, thanks anon
>>44492181
I'm retarded

>>44492188
"dont worry anon you maybe are retarded but you are my retard"

>>44492214
need tard wrangler wife

>>44488034
>>44488976
This is good stuff.

>>44492035
there's something really hot about being in a relationship with someone with a wild power imbalance - she could easily hurt you or ruin your life if she wanted to, but she loves you so much and so deeply that the thought of doing so has never even crossed her mind
it'd be nice to trust someone so much. it can be really hard to trust people in positions of power over you

>loli Wight complains about you being too lewd
>while listing things she's supposedly pissed off about, she starts blushing heavily and getting clearly excited despite trying to hide it

>>44492245

>>44492245
>>44492265
fatty!

>getting abruptly rescued from the most horrific situations imaginable by monsters

>>44492267
rude

>>44492272
Deux Ex Monstrum

>>44492272
average jinko fucker

>>44492272
Time to pay back your debt, nya!

>tfw you're not licking your oomuwife's poison glands.
>tfw you're not kissing your oomuwife.
>tfw you're not with oomuwife.
>oomuwife.

>>44492272
>Anon gets rescued from the Mofu Mofia by the rata that he swerved to avoid hitting on the road

>>44492286
lewd centipede... indecent...

>>44492272
>man is hunted by a horny youko
>gets saved by a danuki
>now forced to give up his life savings and cum to THAT FUCKING RACCOON
0/10, would've preferred to get enthralled by the youko

>>44492314
Just get a divorce!

>>44492290
this looks so retarded, she looks like an egg

>>44492320
But all the lawyers are related to the danuki...

>>44492272
>exhausted
>wounded
>terrified out of your mind
>had to drag yourself though this seemingly never ending nightmare
>had to bear witness to some of the most heinous sights imaginable
>the true sin and depravity of mankind
>the evil and depravity that can be inflicted on others
>things that have probably made the gods abandon us in disgust
>mind barely holding on
>would curl up into a ball and scream your lungs out if not for the fear of being consumed by the horror all around you
>suddenly a squad of large monsters smash down a nearby wall
>scoop you up
>gently and softly tell you everything will be alright now

>>44492323
Need not get a proper divorce if you can't get the paperwork- common law works just as well. Sneak out in the night and take a bus to the other side of the country.

>>44492322
You look like an egg.

>>44492272
>>44492279
>>44492327
how would monsters even consul someone subjected to such extreme situations?

>>>/h/7540888
>>>/h/7541268
>>>/h/7547468

>>44492347
I imagine sleep/charm magic to quell the immediate pain and fear and then making sure he wakes up somewhere quiet, warm, and safe - probably in his new wife's arms.

>>44492353
Lamo mick in the wild

>>44492353
Guess he's right about you fags reporting everything to him. Do you plan on alping or him?

>>44492384
Hello mick

>>44492407
er, hi. Here's my hellhound progress.
https://files.catbox.moe/of8jj0.png

>>44492384
t. mad cuck

>cucks are still crying about KC
>44492384
I have a modest proposal: We hang every cuck and then everyone will be happy. Nobody who belongs here will give you any sympathy for posting/making or enjoying cuckshit.

>tfw no automaton to do ms hakus homework for me

>>44492347
>>44492355
>nice warm bed
>lots of sunlight
>open spaces
>bright blue skies and rolling hills
>nice warm lights at night to minimise shadows
>a loving embrace

>>44492446
And you have my full support as long as he draws a new cait first. Anyway I'm rather unhappy about having to animate hellhound sex but who knows how it will turn out?

>>44492272
>guys really dig it when you save their life
old monster proverb

At this point I'm not sure if I hate mick or people whining about mick more.
I just want to talk about vampire tits but it feels like a good 1/4 of the thread is derailing about him or cucks.

>>44492487
hate's far too strong a feeling to waste upon him. i recommend pity and disdain

>>44492506
Okay, I'll pity him and hate the people interacting with him, deal?

>>44492486
this old bunny looks friendly, i think. imma talk to her about the scary hellhound auntie that's been looking at me like if I was meat

>>44492467
I love scenarios where monster girls treat humans like scared animals
Mamono cooing quietly and slowly approaching panicked anon like you'd approach a frightened deer

>>44492516
i love mamonos who treat humans like easy money or business partners

>>44492544
>Danuki in totally platonic for-tax-reasons marriage with her 'partner in crime'

>>44492516
>ms lilim wants to win over anon
>all she has is a book on how to befriend feral cats
>well, whatever. should be close enough
day 42: soon anon will trust her enough to eat from her hand

>>44492555
cute

>>44492487
who is mick? i see some people talking about him, did he do something bad?