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Everyone thought Yachie was some cunning and powerful yakuza boss

But she's more like a fuckin Bowser lmao

>> No.44320005
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44320005

She's the number 1 psychopath in the animal realm.

She also rapes deer

>> No.44320022

>>44320005
maybe i can't fix her

>> No.44320029

The lore tibbits about her actually being more used to brute force her way were really nice lol, no wonder she tanked so hard.

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With her ability she's probably not that used to hardships and effort, she's got auto +infinity charisma.
>>44320005
Love me deers.

>> No.44320450

>>44319763
So long gay Bowser

>> No.44320481
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>>44319763
She better not accidentally wander into caves anymore or her rule might end prematurely

>> No.44320519

>>44320005
the /k/ hu

>> No.44320549
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44320549

Yachie pokes your cheek with her tail, what do (You) do?

>> No.44320551

>>44320549
Instant loss mating press!

>> No.44320581

>>44320549
I call Momoyo.

>> No.44320599

>>44320549
naizuri

>> No.44320640

>>44319763
That's a win in my book.
Bowser is a sexy dad and I would love to suck his daddy cock

>> No.44320661

>>44320640
fuck off peach

>> No.44320664

>>44320549
>yellow eyes

>> No.44320678
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>>44320664
She always had yellow eyes.

>> No.44320728

>>44320640
what?

>> No.44320780

Made for domination loss

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>>44320549
So long, Lady Yachie!

>> No.44320989

>>44320549
I kneel.

>> No.44321500

>>44320549
I colonize her like she deserves

>> No.44321525
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44321525

"She has TWO bodies!?"

>> No.44321534
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44321534

>>44320022
You can certainly try
>>44320037
But do you love them as much as her?
>>44320519
I remember those innawoods stories.

>> No.44321589

Could she remove the shell, or is it stuck to her body?

>> No.44321598

>>44321589
You need to jump on her to remove it.

>> No.44321611

>>44321598
I'd jump in bed with her...!

>> No.44321621

>>44321611
Remember to press really hard.

>> No.44321636

>>44320549
Suck her tail

>> No.44322260

>YWN Welcome home Yachie after a long day of failure. She tries to keep her composure but eventually cracks and starts crying. As you rub her horns and comfort her, she keeps complaining about how the musclehead horse and angry gremlin keeps getting in her way. She eventually stop crying and comes up with a new Looney tunes styled plan to take over the Gensokyo. You lie to her tell how the plan is foolproof and perfect. Yachie acts all smug and happy again only for the plan to fail and cycle continues. Why live?

>> No.44322401

who was anon quoting?

>> No.44322491

>>44321589
Apparently not
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Who%27s_Who_of_Humans_%26_Youkai_in_Gensokyo/Yachie_Kicchou

>> No.44322629

>>44322401
Another anon's autobiography.

>> No.44323937

>>44319763
She's so fucking spoiled

>> No.44324192

It's the day of the biweekly Gensokyo festival, who wants to inform Yachie that, due to her recent performance, she has to sit with the other dorks like Remilia and Chimata now?

>> No.44324270

She seemed ominous with how she manipulated the heroines in WBaWC, what happened in this game to change that?

>> No.44324276

>>44324270
Big fish in a small pond is thrown into the ocean

>> No.44324568

>>44324276
But she's a turtle...

>> No.44324571

>>44324568
That's even more fitting. Turtles do well in places where they can be isolated (IE: Islands). When they're exposed to the world at large, they become easy prey.

>> No.44326396

>>44324192
Wait what happened? Why is this precious turtle a dork out of sudden?

>> No.44326441
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>> No.44326598

Can someone please illuminate me on what events happened in 19 in regards to yachie becoming a jobber?

>> No.44326680

>>44326598
This basically explains it>>44326441
Yacchie lured Aunn away to attack the Hakurei shrine, and yet she's forgot that komainu come in pairs and that means Aunn 2nd body is still there in the shrine

>> No.44326718

>>44326680
also, she gets lost trying to go to the hell of blood pools and ends up at the sanzu river
toutetsu then threatens to use her tail to perform a giant swing

>> No.44326792
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>>44326680
Can you imagine being outsmarted and losing to a komainu?
This is why she should've left things to a real professional.

>> No.44326893

>>44326680
also in the VS mode, when aunn wins against yachie she starts asking her if she can guess which body yachie's currently fighting
I'm pretty sure the kiketsu family would disintegrate if this got out

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>>44326893
>>44326718
>>44326680
Holy crap, my entire perception of Yachie is destroyed. I mean fuck, I get her losing to a shrine guardian cause they're supposed to be divine beings and all but holy shit.
She's going to have too sit at the dork table with Remimi next time there's a party at the shrine

>> No.44327753

>>44326992
I hope thusly this'll lead to people not just depicting Aunn as a dumb dog and actually using her personality, since between WaHH and this it's very clear that Aunn is actually very sly and observant and probably the smartest person tied to the Hakurei shrine.

Obviously this won't actually happen, but I can hope.

>> No.44327765

>>44327753
Same, I knew aunn was observant but I didn't know how cunning she was and always assumed she was a bit of a dork. I'm pleasantly wrong

>> No.44327843

>>44327753
>>44327765
Her story is not translated yet, but as far as I understood from MTL she didn't do anything here.
Yachie was just dumb and not knowledgeable about komainus, and she got tricked by Tsukasa
Similarly, one of Aunn's beasts got tricked by Tsukasa into leaving the shrine to keep Yachie busy
They both got played.

>> No.44327874

>>44327843
Perhaps she did get tricked into leaving but the fact that she has two bodies means one can leave at anytime without her failing her duties. I'm eagerly awaiting an en patch but it seems that our lovely little dog is smarter that we initially gave her credit for

>> No.44327884

>>44326992
but remember that it's not all her fault, zanmu (19's final boss) manipulated the events to put the animal gangs against each other and stop them from accomplishing anything, yachie is just the one who got the most lost in the chaos

>> No.44327895

>>44327843
why wouldn't she try and gain some knowledge about the residents of the shrine she's trying to destroy

>> No.44327900

>>44327874
while it's true that aunn is smarter that she looks, i think this is more an example of her diligence in protecting the shrine rather than intelligence

>> No.44327916

>>44327900
Fair enough, but in the end practical intelligence is observing a situation and coming up with the best response to it. Which we could say she did, but I'll wait till the game is fully avaliable before seeing how it alters my perception of the characters

>> No.44327925
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44327925

I don't care if she's a dork, I still love Yachie.

>> No.44327943

>>44327765
She showed signs of it in HSiFS already, when she tried to bullshit Cirno and Aya after their fights by claiming that she was holding back or opposed to violence, but it obviously didn't work then since Aunn just ate shit and her opponents immediately call her out on it. (It's actually kind of funny how often Cirno is right for the wrong reasons in that game)
Though I'm more curious why she believed that Cirno's power at the time had an evil touch to it, since she had no such reaction to any of the other protagonists, nor to Okina herself, so it must've been something unique to Cirno.

Aunn is very earnest though, and while she's not as dumb and easily tricked as Youmu, that still has a dork-like quality to it.

>> No.44327945

Do I remember wrong, or is it correct that the animal spirit leaders cannot go to the surface?

>> No.44328059

>>44327945
In 17.5 Yuuma went to the SDM, so false

>> No.44328155

>>44327843
>>44327874
>>44327900
>>44327916
Aunn I think is comparable to Spongebob. Someone who can be naive and friendly, but is hyper-competent at her job.

>> No.44328234

Yachie has one thread...

>> No.44328254

>>44327943
Well I do believe komainus are very specially able to defeat and ward against evil much like how gargoyles are supposed to so I'd give her the benefit of the doubt that there's something going on with cirno.

>> No.44328263

>>44328155
Only naive in the sense that she's pretty much a newborn as far as life experience goes. I forget how much in universe time passed since she was 'born' but I don't think its been long at all

>> No.44328344

>>44327943
>Though I'm more curious why she believed that Cirno's power at the time had an evil touch to it
I'm guessing Eternity might have something to do with it, assuming Okina was correct and she is the Tokoyo no Kami.

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44328374

#doggoshitters get the fuck out

>> No.44328381

>>44328374
Lmao go and get and get lost on your way to the store again TURDle dragon

>> No.44328415
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44328415

I know none of you can even beat Yachie with Aunn on Lunatic

>> No.44328515

>>44328344
I 'unno. Everyone else fought Larva too, and Cirno only enters her door well after fighting Aunn, so I can't imagine her influencing much.
Plus, there's no reason to believe that the Tokoyo NEET cult was even evil, especially when you consider that Okina is obviously super shady at the best of time and it's hard to view her as particularly righteous.
>>44328374
Only characters with dignity get to have a thread. This is the home for fairies and komainu now.

>> No.44329039

>>44327943
Only thing I can think of is that Cirno getting her power boost was about to stop being a fairy and become some sort of Youkai.
>>44328374
Her sprites are a bit weird in game, her boss sprite doesn't blink and her player sprite tail seems to be flowing or drilling or something weird.
I think ZUN said something about wanting to put more emphasis on her tail than shell in WBaWC, but o boy, it now heavier than the rest of her body. I kinda like it tho.

>> No.44329244

>>44328374
>>44328415
I don't know why they gave her yellow eyes

>> No.44329469

Would a normal human have a chance at defeating Yachie in single combat?

>> No.44329476
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Aunn is banned from this thread

>> No.44329477

>>44329469
Before 19, I would've said no way. Now? Maybe.

>> No.44329479

>>44329469
maybe if you flip her over
and then pin her down with your body weight in some sort of position

>> No.44329507

>>44329469
Just jump over her and touch the axe.

>> No.44329525

>>44329479
Or just climb onto her shell and she can't get you.

>> No.44330656

>>44327943
>Though I'm more curious why she believed that Cirno's power at the time had an evil touch to it, since she had no such reaction to any of the other protagonists, nor to Okina herself, so it must've been something unique to Cirno.
I think it's more about how "unatural" was for cirno being brown due an excess of power

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>>44331251

>> No.44331389

I hate the yellow eyes
Why can't ZUN keep track of his own characters' looks?

>> No.44333026

>>44328374
>>44328415
She might as well be a Lamia with that huge ass tail

>> No.44333051

>>44328374
>>44328415
>>44333026
Can she wrap you around with her tail during sex?

>> No.44335023

>>44329469
Just grab her tail and spin her around

>> No.44335129

>>44329476
Cry harder TURDle dragon

>> No.44335507

>>44331389
half the new casts these days have red eyes so I'll take any variation

>> No.44336087

>>44333051
I'd rather she inserts her tail deep in my ass

>> No.44336651
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44336651

Lots of dumb wolf posters in our thread, no surprise you meat heads get hot and bothered over one dog.

>> No.44337260
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>>44320780
Proof??

>> No.44337903

>>44336651
damn... so this is the real power of the keiga family? shitposting on the /jay/?

>> No.44337924

>>44337260
that fertile dragon belly was made for growing human children

>> No.44338000

if you listen carefully, you can hear the clacking sounds as yachie furiously tries to defend her reputation on the jay

>> No.44338139
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>> No.44338413

>>44338139
Devoting yourself to Yuuma!
Joining her on the raid on the Kiketsu estate!
Yuuma beats up all the guards by herself!
Being allowed to do all sorts of things to Yachie while Yuuma holds her down!

>> No.44338416
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SO LONG GAY YACHIE

>> No.44338445

Oh great, now Toriel Undertale fans are raiding as well

>> No.44338462

>>44338445
we're not Ranfags though!

>> No.44338494

>>44338139
>>44338416
How is it possible that in one day she became perfect bully target? Is Yachie outdorking Chimata and Youmu?

>> No.44338618
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>>44338494
Are you trying to imply Chimata is an unlovable dork like Youmu?
Because if you are that's slander, and you will be hearing from our tube fox.

>> No.44338845

>>44337924
are you sure you want Yaccie to give birth to your kids?
I don't think she'd be a very good mother

>> No.44339071

>>44338845
she would be better than seiga

>> No.44339176

>>44339071
That's not a high bar. Even Yoshika would be a better mom than Seiga

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>>44339176
pov: you are assaulting the Hakurei shrine when all of a sudden the statues start barking in wannese

>> No.44339221
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pov: you are assaulting the Hakurei shrine when all of a sudden the statues start barking in wannese

>> No.44339304

>>44339221
What is the image referencing?

>> No.44339634

>>44339304
An Elden Ring bug
https://youtu.be/xiUObucHgc4
tl;dw a bug caused a dog enemy's attack to hit multiple times, dealing massive damage.

>> No.44339637

>>44339304
Some dog enemy in one of From Software's circle-strafey I-frame-rolly games had a bugged attack that did damage every frame.

>> No.44341677
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>>44339221
Poor Yachie is not going to live this down.

>> No.44341792

Is there art of Aunns double body defeating a bunch of otters sent to destroy the shrine yet?

>> No.44343658
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>> No.44344426

>>44338845
>He doesn't want half-scalie kids

>> No.44345102

>>44343658
Stop it! She's already dead!

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44347780

I iz matrerh of kiktse fml

>> No.44348054

>>44347780
wolf goast paws wrote this post

>> No.44352251

I miss her red eyes

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>>44347780

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>>44321525
>>44335129
>>44339221
>>44341677
>>44347780
Dogs are not allowed in this thread.

>> No.44359967
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>>44343658

>> No.44360184

>>44359967
Yachie when she realises that Aunn has two bodies.

>> No.44360232

>>44338618
Chimata is a loveable dork

>> No.44363512

How to tell your Yachies apart:
Red eyes = fearsome, manipulative Yakuza boss.
Yellow eyes = gay Bowser.
Know the difference. It could save your life!

>> No.44363524
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Yachie got played like a damn fiddle!

>> No.44367491

>>44363524
I want to fiddle with her tail

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lot of slander against the boss here

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>>44368246
they are just jealous of the Kiketsu Family

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>>44368246
this fat tissue seems to be dislocated, let me post real Yachie pic.

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>>44368270
How could they not be jealous? We are trained in COC (Close Otter Combat)

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>>44368246
Delusional flatty.

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>>44368478
Cute dumb flatchie

>> No.44373119

>>44368357
otters are incredibly skilled, and amazing teamworkers! on a coordinated group, we can take out an alligator! kicchou-sama even told me stories about her otters defeating an elephant! if I wasn't a human, I would be part of the kiketsu group!

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>>44373119
Otter paws typed this!

>> No.44373984

So I wonder why ZUN did do yachie so badly?
Did a turtle dragon tip over his beer?

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>>44373984
I think he realised that he'd made yachie basically too perfect in 17, so he wanted to try and correct it a little. In 17, she manipulates every protagonist flawlessly, accomplishes her goal of using the protagonist as an assassin, regains some control over the beast world and even gets saki beaten up for good measure.
That said, I think he corrected a little too far in 19, because I'm not sure she actually pulls off a single thing she attempts in this game apart from gaslighting biten

>> No.44374044

>>44373984
She's the smuggest of the three, and thus the most satisfying to take down a peg.
Saki's a meathead and nobody expects much from her, and Yuuma's cowardly but also pretty easygoing, so she can take losses in stride.
Yachie is the only one who thinks she's way hotter shit than she actually is, which makes her perfectly suited for complete humiliation.

>> No.44374891

I don't know about guys, but as far as I've heard the Kiketsu family conquered Gensokyo and are now owners of the land.
Kicchou-sama is so strong!

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>>44374891
yeah, I found a picture of Kicchou-sama on the surface.

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>>44374987
DELETE THIS

>> No.44375042

i like how willing you guys are to do bowsette again its really inspirational

>> No.44375128

>>44320005
Supposedly Yacchie is only pretending to be a psycopath to hide her soft side.

>> No.44375267

>>44327943
It was also mentioned during the fireworks festival, as well as becoming very evident that time she datamined Moriya Shrine for Reimu.

>> No.44375305

>>44374005
Her correction in 19 is partly influenced by Zanmu's power being used to make everything Seinfeld-like.

>> No.44375975

>>44374987
"you're in a desert, walking along the sand, and you see a yakuza walking towards you. you reach for and flip her on her back. her belly is baking in the hot sun, beating her legs, trying to turn herself over, but she can't. not without your help. but you're not helping her, you only take a picture. why is that anon?"

>> No.44378131

>>44374987
>>44375975
lies, her shell is lightweight

>> No.44381277

>>44375128
I want to tease her enough so that her soft side comes out in short bursts

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44386076

I can't stop watching her PV. I've played it several times a day for the past week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBdhJ2Gkoe4
I also just realized earlier today that the artist is the same one that did Osana Reimu.

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>> No.44398373

>>44393279
Oh come on, she wasn't THAT dumb.
I mean sure relatively speaking she should be the smart one of the three, but still.

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>>44398373
this is your fate, yachiebros
you will never recover

>> No.44401730

>>44386076
Mad skillz

>> No.44409076

Yachie had a bad day, that's all. It happens to everyone, even to the smartest and most skilled people. Tease her all you want, but she will come back even stronger and she will make all of you shut up with her mind-blowing schemes.

>> No.44409400

>>44409076
I didn't know otters could use the internet.

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>>44409076
>Yachie had a bad day, that's all. It happens to everyone, even to the smartest and most skilled people. Tease her all you want, but she will come back even stronger and she will make all of you shut up with her mind-blowing schemes.

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>>44409400

>> No.44414412

>>44373984
>>44374044
I feel like ZUN is more fond of Yuuma and made her the most competent out of the three.
Saki turn out to be somewhat a goofball and Yachie went from mastermind to a cartoon villain. Meanwhile, Yuuma started as this invincible monster that takes no shit yet managed to work with a sage, acquired some control over the Hell of Blood Pools, was close with Ran before she became shikigami, etc. It's like she's meant to be charismatic and interesting character.

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>>44414412
I feel like he really likes the animal yakuza in general. They've played really big roles over the past few games, being antagonists in 17, 17.5, and again in 19. And we also found out that Ran was formerly a part of them too. Since Yuuma has a connection to Okina I'll be really surprised if she doesn't make yet another appearance in either a print work or a game too.

>> No.44414712

>>44414412
>Saki turn out to be somewhat a goofball
Eh, given its Touhou, I can hardly say that's a bad thing. At least she's consistently a goofball and didn't go from competent to getting pounded by a dog.

>> No.44414811

Yachie is just genderbent Bowser.

>> No.44414825

>>44414811
But she can't be gay, she's my wife.

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look at these damn posts
saki brought the whole squad, I see
is this what the keiga do entire day?

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>>44327753
>Aunn is actually very sly and observant and probably the smartest person tied to the Hakurei shrine
True. She's caught Mizuchi.

>> No.44414926

Aunn is shit in Touhou 19.

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>>44414926
She's only using half of her power after all, but what does that make Yachie?

>> No.44414975

That makes Yachie a piece of crap.

>> No.44415072

>>44319763
Actually in Zanmu's story she says Yachie hasn't been acting herself the entire time; and even Zanmu; who is clearly intelligent, calls Yachie intelligent.

Yachie is just out of character due to Zanmu's manipulations and the fact that as far as she is concerned; she is racing Yuuma and Saki so dosen't have time to properly plan.

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The true Yachie (red-eyed) stayed underground planning the invasion the whole time.
The fake Yachie (yellow-eyed) that went to surface is a decoy youkai that is able to take other people's forms and the true mastermind behind the incident.
That or Yachie got victim of Perfect Possession.

>> No.44422170

>>44338618
Triple nigger

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>>44414668
>Since Yuuma has a connection to Okina
She does?

>> No.44423707

>>44423634
flan's true end in 17.5 reveals that the entire incident was Okina's work, because she wanted yuuma dealt with for being too much of a threat but also so she could make a power play to take control of the hell pools herself. It's implied Yuuma basically becomes Okina's lackey by the stories conclusion and she helps okina manage the hell pools now.

I'll be really surprised if this never gets touched on again because Okina's reasons for wanting to make a power grab on the hell pools were left fairly ambiguous as I recall.

>> No.44423786

>>44423707
Oh that, I thought they somehow have a mythological connection

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>> No.44427030

>>44423707
I'd be surprised if anything ever comes from it because despite Okina constantly meddling in everything and securing alliances with extremely powerful individuals ZUN just isn't very inclined towards telling any kind of story with a real climax.

Frankly, given what happened in this game, it's already weird that neither Okina nor Hecatia made an appearance, since you'd think this would've been big enough to get them involved.

>> No.44427185

>>44427030
Anon, Zanmu's whole goal in the game was to prevent the situation from escalating so that Heca would NOT be involved.

>> No.44427435

>>44425951
Doujin of Zanmu getting mouthraped by slimy turtle tail when?

>> No.44428065

>>44427185
Zanmu created the entire situation from begin with. Everything from the land ownership, to the phantoms running around, to the animal mob leaders even having the means to attack the surface with their new flesh-and-blood underlings, are all part of Zanmu's scheming. When she says that everyone is dancing in the palm of her hand, she's not talking about how she steered an existing situation into a more favorable direction, but that she engineered everything from the very beginning. The entire thing was a fucking sham.

Plus, she wanted to use the whole thing to gain a degree of control over both Gensokyo and the Animal Realm by instilling fear into everyone's hearts as the supreme puppetmaster, somehow, which *is* an escalation, and since Okina and Hecatia are both rather fond of Gensokyo and its freedoms, would probably be cause enough to do something about it.

>> No.44428248

>>44428065
>the land ownership
Ah yes, an oni from Hell is aware of the existence of a dying god of market who has the power to relinquish ownership and got her to work with the daitengu, and it especially has to be in the form of children's card games that was made using dragon gems mined by an oomukade that resides deep within the Youkai Mountain, all to void the land ownership so she can cause the event of TH19, which was in part caused by her to stop an all-out war from being fought in the Human Realm of Gensokyo, which wouldn't have happened had she not relinquish the land's ownership to begin with.

You know how back then people were hyping up Yukari's power like her gap is some omnipotent thing? Yeah that sounds like what you're doing now except with Zanmu and her keikaku.

>> No.44428559

>>44428248
Chimata had nothing to do with it. The spirits relinquishing their lands and it ending up redistributed happened because of Zammu's commie nothingness powers. The suspiciously hollow phantoms scrambling for the land also came from Zanmu, as did several beasts awakening as youkai and/or becoming empowered, as did Saki and company losing the drive to fight. It's all Zanmu's doing.
Reimu even mentions that Chimata didn't actually do anything to take the land from them, and subsequently states that it was just a "natural phenomenon" that supposedly happened just because of her appearing in Gensokyo. Yukari similarly states that the whole incident is just "natural phenomena" happening that coincidentally led to the situation, but all of that is clearly just a blatant lie, in an effort to diminish Zanmu's influence by writing it all off as just a coincidence, without any mastermind pulling the strings from behind.

>> No.44433203

>>44425951
Yuuma is smug since she dodges, Saki barely manages to dodge, every other character gets hit y the tail iirc.
I guess those two already know Yachie's foolery and how to avoid it.
>>44331251
>>44331375
Love the silly edits. I guess the game at least has some nice varied poses to meme.

>> No.44435669

>>44428559
Except the prologue and Reimu's ending explicitly attributed the loss of land ownership to the opening of the market. Not to mention Zanmu's own profile makes it clear she started making a move afterwards.
Also I'm pretty sure the natural phenomenon Yukari said was about the influx of spirits *after* the ownership got voided.

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Aunn is cool!

>> No.44442288

>>44440487
cute dog was a laser guided bomb in disguise

>> No.44444296

>>44428559
chima-chan, please. asking your daitengu girlfriend to spread lies isn't gonna achieve anything, you dirty burgeois.

>> No.44448523

>>44320005
maybe i can't fix her

>> No.44450125

>>44320005
>She's the number 1 dork in the animal realm
FTFY

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ero

>> No.44457053

>>44450755
Oh no Yachie. Couldn't you have gone with someone a little less... stinky?

>> No.44457463

>>44326396
>Outsmarted by one dog
>Takes out her pent up aggression on another dog
>used by some fox
>was a pawn the whole time
>2nd dogs boss chastises her for beating her ass more than necessary

Also some shut in says told her that a rival boss called her soft

>> No.44457484

>>44457463
Yachie is really a softie? Cute and wife material

>> No.44459552

>>44457463
don't forget that when the whole invasion ends in a draw, biten goes looking for yachie and finds her totally depressed and and a 'being a shell of herself' which sends biten into full 'I can fix her' mode
she's like the slightly more competent kogasa

>> No.44459574

>>44457484
so that means I can get engaged with her without fearing for my urethra?

>> No.44461155

>>44459552
Rude, Kogasa is extremely competent and not a wicked evil Yakuza.

>> No.44461179

>>44459552
Kogasa runs a legitimate businesses that makes her valuable member of society

>> No.44462944

>>44450755
>ywn have a dragon tail
It's not fair

>> No.44465802

>>44461179
And so does Yachie? The Kiketsu group is involved in numerous endeavours. Our Real Estate business is very important for those with too much land, but too few money on their hands. Kiketsu groups' Pachinko Parlors are the right amount of relaxing for elders and tired salarymen. Yachie's administration shines on their most important business: their Soap Massage Therapy is the most well regarded on the whole animal realm, where female animal goasts can de-stress innthe hands of talented, young, handsome human spirits.
Looking for belonging to something Great, and somewhere your efforts will be valued? Join the Kiketsu Group!
Here, you will be not like the otters!™

>> No.44465877

>>44465802
>Here, you will be not like the otters!™
I swear if you wrote all that just for the pun I'm gonna draw Yachie slapping you silly.

>> No.44465895

>>44465877
you should do that but then draw aunn slapping yachie silly

>> No.44465924

>>44465895
Even better draw Aunn mating pressing Yachie silly.

>> No.44466191

>>44465924
auun is spending too much time with reimu, the crimson slasher persona is rubbing onto her.
she not only attacked mizuchi, she did with yachie too.
that komainu is too dangerous. we already have reimu, we don't need dog reimu.

>> No.44466202

>>44466191
Reimu already IS dog reimu
she's Yukari's attack dog
now the attack dog has an attack dog

>> No.44469118

>>44466202
Just like Ran and Chen
Woah

>> No.44469157

>aunn this
>aunn that
Fuck you all, go make your own thread

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>>44469157
So long, yuri bowser.

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>>44469157
what, so we can make fun of yachie there too?

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>> No.44469921

>>44469912
pictures taken moments before disaster

>> No.44470379

>>44469912
Holy shit, Yachiekings not like this...

>> No.44471861

>>44466202
Ah yes, Yachies biggest weakness.
Two dogs.

>> No.44474244

>>44469912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUuKAPHHefE&t=36

Aunn's hair curls that way for a reason.

>> No.44474315

>>44469844
yachie, princess of the kiketsu

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>> No.44482613

>>44477976
Why is she attacking rocks?
https://youtu.be/-jyjJ-l5wdE?si=LSYflZFC5LMEEMOF

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>> No.44486049

>>44482613
cute

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What are the chances that after this string of humiliating defeats Yachie will start binging on junk food?

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>>44489395
I AI-improved it

>> No.44499042

>>44498925
you mean ruined it
how can you look at that and say 'improved' with a straight face

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chi-chan is precious, and must be protected

>> No.44516363

>>44505618
look at how flat she is

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Very serious Yakuza otters.

>> No.44533196

Why'd she gotta be a bitch to the monke?

>> No.44533258

>>44523715
built for mating press impregnation

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Hurr durr.....

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>> No.44545448

Is Yachie more miserable than Kogasa? I think she might be one of the most pathetic touhou characters.

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guys, the keiga are making fun of yachie-sama, again!
we must not accept this! I call for a counter attack on their turf!
let's show those mongrels what we do with baby seals after we capture then!

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Yachie is cute! I'll take her out to a nice dinner to help take her mind off that entire mess!

>> No.44551078
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Turning her into pathetic moe only boost her popularity further!
This is a win for Kiketsu family!

>> No.44551283

>>44551078
she won another tub of ice cream to eat on the couch while crying!

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>>44551283
Yachie was never the same after this.

>> No.44553939

>>44551477
a wolf comissioned this

>> No.44557644

>>44533258
Imagine feeling her tail flailing behind you as you conquer her

>> No.44563994

>>44551477
Get to the fucking gym!

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>> No.44567680

Is Yachie the most pathetic touhou? Biten pities her, Zanmu pities her, Saki thinks she should just die if she's so weak, she's outsmarted by a dog with the brain of a statue.

>> No.44567699

>>44567680
Hey. Don't imply Aunn to be some sort of idiot; she's probably the one with the most intelligence among Hakurei Shrine freeloaders.

>> No.44577607

>>44567680
this joke both undermines yacchie and auun.
you should consider auun faithul, resolute, determinate, and uncompromising, even when facing the kiketsu matriarch's corruption powers.

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Some of you Keiga family grunts need a lesson
Prepare for a visit from the matriarch herself.

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Consider the following: there are two Yachies.

>> No.44581634
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relinquish yachie and bring keiki back in control of the animal realm!

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Lmao silly turtle

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>>44582919

>> No.44590705

>>44581481
i-inside of me?

>> No.44592854
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She should go back to her old ways and stop thinking

>> No.44592891

>>44592854
but going frontal is exactly what she did in 19 and caused her to keep fumbling. She got too excited and didn't think through enough.

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considering both saki and yachie sound like they might look up to ran, how much must this sting

>> No.44592964

>>44592891
Well stop thinking smarter then

>> No.44593050

>>44592898
procedurely generated insults

>> No.44599917
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Yachie-sama...

>> No.44606688

>>44599917
Maybe she's puking out all the dumb.

>> No.44606696

>>44599917
Even the incident resolution party didn't end well for her...

>> No.44617234

>>44599917
someone spiked kicchou-sama drink!
bastards! they are not getting away this time!

>> No.44628021

RIP flat lizard

>> No.44635559

>>44581634
Get out of here Keiki. ZUN probably already forgot you exist.

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I miss her red eyes

>> No.44645732

>>44628021
Her chest was too flat to make the thread go to bump...

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