/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's a father's responsibility to marry his own daughterus.
It's shameful for another man to marry and deflower them.

>>44328811
>hits pipe

I simply wish to be ambushed and surrounded by oni aunsters asking where their share is when I try to buy beer to drink by myself at home, and subsequently spend the night shoved in between several sweaty drunk oni tits/tummies

Abyss beckons.

I said it before, and I'll say it again in case some didn't see it.

Bapho-chan did nothing wrong.

>tfw no blood roses to give vampiric monsters or ways for me to make beatuifl thorned scupltures
if i was living near vampire monsters, i'd wear a thorn of crowns

>>44328871
And I'll repeat Marune does everything right.

>>44328874
Probably not nearly as fun as you'd think

>>44328871
I want to be lured into a van by sabbath girls under the false pretense of beer and rock CDs...

>>44328870
kay, she likes blood rose?
>>44328896
it'd hurt but you get used t it after a while i'd imagine
also they would catch the edgy dork vampires eyes a whole lot, since a man is wearing a crown of thorns

>>44328904
>it'd hurt but you get used t it after a while i'd imagine
Assuming you can manage to not bump or jostle it at all. Go ahead and implant a thorn into the sole of your shoes for a test run and see how easily you get used too it

>>44328871
>>44328876
>Bapho-chan
>Marune
Make way for the best goat

>>44328918
at a certain point you'll juist stop feeling the pain
all together, and it just be cool and edgy just like those vampires wants, they'll be crawling all over me

i believe undead only feel pleasure and cannot feel pain at all

I want to be an innocent commoner boy that gets kidnapped and put into wight's rape dungeon then kept there for days while I get drained and clawed mercilessly until I am completely mind broken.

Honk honk shog flayer chimera coming through
Yerb god tier

Molest elf ears.

>>44328979
I want to court a young wight the normal way, and make love under star- and moonlight in a huge hedge maze style garden.

>>44329043
would squish

slurp

>>44329043
Cute. That eye gives her more eldritch vibes than most Shogs.

Going to revive one of the previous chief gods to be my zombie cumdump

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110865999
i don't remember the forest biome being this high level

>>44329473
The forest has many layers

>>44329386

Moth-fu

Why do foxes always look like they are plotting something?

>>44329514
Moth-er

>>44329562
Moth-balls

Do you know that the monsters come up to you on the safari? Sometimes a jinko will just walk up to the jeep, pick up a boy, and walk away.

>>44329616
do not feed the wildlife

>>44329616
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4pwzVovhdiA&pp=ygUOUmFnZ2xlIGZyYWdnbGU%3D
Oh no. Another boy got taken. What a shame.

>>44329616
>>44329638

>This happens to anon
>Shitting his pants in fear
>Jinko takes him into the tall grass and sets him down
>Stares at him
>And stares at him
>And keeps staring at him
>Anon is frozen with terror
>Jinko is frozen with autism
>She has no idea what to do now. She never planned on getting it this far. They said pick up a boy, now what?!

>>44329561
You're just being racist.

>gacha trash op
God I hate /vg/ niggers.

>>44329649
It's too late now.

>>44329664
>Chesh with a tuning fork grinning in the distance

>>44328921
nice monster girl image bro.
i love her big horns, fluffy tail, and draconic wings.
sure am glad this isnt off topic shit, like a meme.

>>44329638
>>44329642
Imagine feeding this jinko fox burgers

>>44329678
>Happy chuffing jinko that licks anon's fingers clean of bbq sauce
>Tongue feels kinda nice though

>>44329638
Saucenao does not give the right result for this, yikes.

>>44329672
This is some dogshit /vg/nigger thread, just accept that it's going to be shit like this until archive.

>>44329678
This looks more like a caracal to me, one that's already been fed fox burgers.

I'm hungry and the only places open this late at night are the Demoniac Diner and the Blessed Bistro. I mean, on one hand the Demoniac Diner is a nice bar and grill, and I've heard good things about their wings and sauce but that place is so scary... the interior can't be seen from outside and the sign is constantly spewing fire and laughing evilly, and they make you sign a contract instead of pay for your meal. On the other hand Blessed Bistro is top notch, absolutely gorgeous eatery ran by Angels with the best service and their food is the best in town without a doubt, but they have really high standards and cost quite a lot and I don't think I'd be able to pay for it... thing is though, they're still fine with that. But if you can't pay then you have to accept a Valkyrie to "guard your eternal soul" and she'll be constantly trying to convert you to the Order.

I'm really torn, I don't know which place to eat at...

>>44329683
https://twitter.com/urisaba
i very much enjoy the lusty expressions and sturdy bodies he draws

Eros dating app for lonely men but it just adds them to the bounty board with a price on their heads depending on how the questionnaire/profile was filled out

>>44329705
jinkoburg from Burger Lim

>>44329700
Stay on /vg/, tranny.

>>44329672
>Chimaera hours

>>44329705
Just order from one of those ghost kitchens on your delivery app of choice. Just be warned, if you end up liking the food there's a high chance you'll be haunted by the spirit of a forlorn chef that was never able to find love in pursuit of perfecting their craft. Even if that craft was the perfect french fry.

>>44328811
>Quote from a dark elf’s husband.

>>44329772
i'm going to get fucked up on paw beans

>>44329777
Equivalent post on 4mon
>I''m going to get fucked up on human digits

>>44329616
Welcome To Mamano Park, Life Uh Finds a Way.

>>44329782
Big pawed monsters are weak to being fingered.

I won't fuck a cat.

kots deserve fox burgers

>>44329812
tom

>>44329805
>Mamano park
>Asked if single or married before safari starts
>Told its for insurance reasons
>About half way through the safari the driver presses a button on the dashboard
>Deafening sirens start playing
>Bright neon sign rises from trunk of car
>"FRESH MEAT"
>Jeep slows to about 1mph
>The spaghetti kots begin to circle

No... NO
I WON'T FUCK A CAT, I...WON'T
DON'T CALL ME TOM!!!

>>44329812
>>44329665
lol

>>44329858
Better not be so bratty lest a hag kot will tom you instead

>>44329858
Too late.

>Go to thai restauraunt
>Ran by twin werecats
>Do not make the joke
>About to order
>"I'll have that one."
>One snickers, the other elbows them
>"Could you say the name?."
>"The number 18"
>Werecat about to die holding in her laughter
>"The name Sir, please."
>"..."
>"The Tom Yum..."
>Anon gets raped in the parking lot afterwards

>>44329873
>>>/vg/

>>44329872
The cat kingdom is just full of old cats that are too lazy to roam anymore. You don't get to say no either.

>>44329872
Is Sylvester ok?

>>44329926
Meant for >>44329858

Where the prehistoric, fossil hags at?

how to remove tom debuff and cat scratch fever?

>>44329930
Duchesses of Hazard.

>>44329986
Ascend to TOM and mollify her

>>44329986
Have sex with dog.

Kots good. Me enjoy Kots. Me happy

>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.
Indeed cats are disgusting

>>44330014
dogs are great

Oh, that kind of special autism.

>>44330054
not even, just copypasta at this point

>>44330043
Em...

>>44330014
That's a good girl! But why does the idea of having a wife so loving and earnest slightly unsettle me?

>>44329844
I don't think the glass will hold them at bay for long.

>>44329979
Dig at Dragonia's cemetery much deeper than you normally would.

seems like anon only has 1 wish

>>44330054
>>44330059
I love this greentext, feel good and I don't know why

>>44330171
Trash yurinigger anime

>>44330215
First season had a baller OP tho.

>>44330215
it's cool to see an H artist get mainstream work

>>44330064
Is this how some monsters marry? I bet Eros runs a zoo where each monster has got a button to lower the glass for a split second.

>>44330215
Isn’t that one dragon straight though? It’s been awhile since I watched it.

>>44330238
You know, if you gave me some mana markers I might volunteer to wander into a monster reserve, no enclosures or "safety" glass needed.

Snakes on my brain.

>>44330264
The glass makes it hot though. imagine getting pinned between a jinkos breasts and the pane of glass, and the chesh zoo keeper just points and laughs at you

>>44330215

>>44330276
oh god anon fell in the elf enclosure

>>44330276
Eh, I'm not one for exhibitionism and I'm sure an enterprising monster could find plenty of things to pin me against. A recording of my first encounter with the wife narrated by femAttenborough might be fun for laughs though.

>>44330291
For fuck sake zoo keeper chesh! Get the butterfly net, the elves have broken into the enclosures again and are pretending to be exotic.

>>44330272

The protection racket in MGC... is not what you might expect

>>44330338
>"Nya ha ha! Whats wrong with Anon volunteering for the breeding program?"

>>44330388
>every enclosure suggests the contained species is endangered, despite no sources or evidence
>there's "critically endangered" hastily written in marker over a couple of them
if only there was some way i could help

You better not promise to marry that cool onee-san that babysits you as a kid when you're older. She'll come looking for payment just like if you babysit any monster brats who promise you that they'll come looking to fulfill their promise

>>44330388
>>44330414

>See a cute jinko at the zoo
>There's an adoption programme
>Neat. You can pay money to make sure your favourite monster stays well looked after
>Pay the money and leave
>Few weeks later doorbell rings
>Very large crate with notable air holes on anon's doorstep
>Heavy panting from the air holes
>Anon puts his eye to one
>Jinko rushes to his side of the crate, nearly toppling it over in the process
>Nipple pops out of hole anon was just looking through

uh oh

>>44330420
I can't help but think anon will get dragged into the crate like that scene in Jurassic Park

>>44330272
Snakes are masters in proactive love.

>>44330436
SHOOT HER

>>44330414
>"Why just come over here Anon, sign this sheet and we can get you started!"
>Anon signs up
>Chesh looks at the paper, nods, and just tosses Anon into the enclosure.

>>44330420
Come on Anon, just open up, it'll be fine.

>>44330436
Just pin cushion the box with realm silver spears, Popup Pirate style. Sure, the rape will be extra hard when she can move again, but at least you could have your way with her the first time. It'll set the tone for the rest of the relationship, and that's important.

>>44330447
nothing says love like a couple barrels full of eros buckshot

>>44330436
i'm sure after a couple cursory questions anon will be able to determine ms jinko is not presently in heat and then feel comfortable letting her out and sort out the misunderstanding with the zoo

>>44330447
Thst seen scared me

>Go to MGC zoo
>Head to the kot center
>Lots of kots
>Head over to the Jinko pit
>You'll never guess what's at the bottom of the 10 foot drop
>Put your head over the railings
>About 10 Jinkos, none have noticed you yet
>Chesh zoo keeper comes up behind anon
>"Yeah... we put them there during their heat cycles to stop them from doing anything weird."
>"Do you not feed them?"
>"Oh shit. I forgot."
>Chesh whistles to get their attention
>Jinkos see anon. Start trying to claw and climb up the walls. When that fails, they start exposing themselves, doing lewd gestures, pointing at anon's head and then between their thighs etc.
>"Wow. They look pretty hungry Ms Chesh... Ms Chesh?"
>Anon turns around, Chesh has already got the run up she needs
>Boot up anon's ass sends him clean into the pit
>Fortunately, he had a soft landing.
>Chesh doesn't need to see what happens next. This is her last shift before the zoo closes for the season
>Closes the pit with a grate like you might with a pool.

Love sahus

Usagi

>>44330492
>10 ft clearance
i'm starting to question this organization's safety standards. tigers jump way higher than that

>>44330447
>in order to help the program be successful the zoo hired the most trigger happy cupids they could find to blast both of them
Spared No Expense indeed.

>>44330493
's a fine fish

>>44330372
>Going to work
>pay the rats outside your building to not break into your place and steal your underwear
>pay the snake down the road not to lovingly coil you on your way to work
>Pay the harpies flocking outside the subway to not sing beautiful songs to you
>Pay the Demon OL to stop trying to get you to sign a contract while you're relaxing on the train
>Pay the mermaid that lives in a pond by your work to stop splashing you
>

>"Will you be my frontline meatshield?"

>>44330507
Magical girl wererabbits.

>>44330529
Umm you do know that’s a dude right? Which we’ve been over this before.

>>44330519
very nice feesh. Little art sadly.

>>44330510
It's measured in jinko feet. Cause they've got beeg ass paws. That's like, 30 human feet. Lucky anon landed on Jinko tits and not Jinko abs.

>>44330510
Any higher and feeding time might hurt the future husband and wives from the fall.

>>44330538
He's posting furshit, why the fuck would you assume that he's posting anything in good faith?

>>44330538
I am clinging to that ambiguous gender tag.

>>44330549
Not much I just remembered we’ve been over that picture before.

>>44330558
I'm gonna stomp on your fingers so that you let go and fall.

>>44330572
nya!

Are drunk Jinkos more or less spaghetti?
Thinking about tossing a few beers into the Jinko pit

>>44330594
they get more cuddy, rub up against you more and have a decent chance of falling asleep on top of you

>>44330604
>>44330594

>Get Jinko drunk
>She's very friendly and cuddly, but nothing more and nothing sexual.
>Wake up with anon under her
>Goes turbo spaghetti autism
>She blubbers about what she and anon did last night
>He just taps his nose.

True evil.

>>44330165
Cat get!

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110872786
atlach with large venom glands courtesy of nav

>>44330636
Smug Nacho, needs correction.

>>44329740
Peak female form

What monsters would be the most needy if ill? Think laying in bed with a little silver bell they ring to get anon's attention. Demanding hot tomato soup, cuddles, and constant attention.
Conversely, who's the most over reacting and fussy when anon gets ill?

>>44330064
They seem to make the glass very thin for some reason...

>>44330732
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Category:Disposition_Index#Selfish
The big C is easy but by thread canon also wight. Apparently not the profile. Seems most wight personality is thread canon. ha.

Can KC ever top the Hellhound entry? It's his most popular and copied mamono.

>>44330825
Let's see.
He draws one monster girl a year
so no.

>>44330825
no, but I'd bottom and enter a hellhound

>>44330825
Maybe if he gets around to a lion.

>>44330854
lucky that paradox part 3 is almost done.

>>44330525
>Pay the Demon OL to stop trying to get you to sign a contract while you're relaxing on the train
That, in itself, would require a contract. Checkmate, human.

Balrog soon...

>>44330525
>pay the snake down the road not to lovingly coil you on your way to work
Aw, anon she just wants a hug!

>>44330872
his next work will be a new sith, sorry.

>>44330854
I dunno, I imagine the design would be less unique than Hellhound's even if it turned out very well.
>>44330872
So many possibilities for the boss of Pyrows.

>44330751
>44330830
>44330879
This is pathetic Mick, just end yourself already

>>44330879
Someone already did the OC you wanted https://files.catbox.moe/o48vo6.png, now take your meds and fuck off back to /vg/ with the rest of the rabble

>>44330863
?

>>44330901
It has a thousand monster girls.

>>44330887
Tall intimidating punk delinquent design please. Leather jacket and silver chains with magma and fire underneath

>>44330895
>someone puts in the effort to actually learn to draw
>seethe over it harshly
why?

>>44330636
Such big breasts for such a small spider

Go on. Push the tongue back into the mleming ocelomehs mouth. see what happens

I'm gonna interrupt the Lilim's evil monologue by saying SHUT UP YOU STUPID MONSTER.

>>44330986
>I DONT SEE A MR LILIM ANYWHERE, GENERAL. RAPER OF KINGDOMS MY ASS!

>>44330986
I swear, can't have a good monologue now a days as everyone tries to cheap shot.

>>44330872
Something something something the dark flame will not avail you, Flame of Udûn.

>>44330903
No it doesn't

>>44331036
Damn, I was misremembering. It's only 800.

>>44331036
Please don't feed the starving irishman

Zirozhebi

>>44331043
You want me to draw some porn? I was thinking of waiting but I might be good enough now.

>If won't let her eat you, how can you say that you love her?
Sandworm probably

Jabberwock, more like, flabbywok (cooking instrument) lmao fat

>>44331090
Wonderland's prime most vore monster.

>>44331095
is it safe to stick your head in one of her other mouths?
what about ur dick?

>>44331133
Only if she's your wife or soon-to-be wife.

>>44331136
toothy ass blow job. have you seen those chompers?

>>44331140
They've got big, thick tongues. You won't feel any teeth.

>>44331144
consider wock tails, but with braces

>Space Outlaw Anon
>Mamono Magi
>Thief Anon
>Special Agent Duster
all successful series, and now ShogTV wants you, yes (You), to come up with the hit show

>>44331161
Undercover boss deonora

>>44331161
judge kitty

>>44331161
remake of the classic Sky Captanon serials, everyone likes a dashing heroic pilot

>>44331161
large predators and small humans

>>44331154
What do glowing tails mean?

>>44331161
Pandimonium's kitchen. Get that famous demon chef to yell at people for cooking poorly while they try to win a job at a restaurant

>>44331185
pitch it

>>44331188
Usually atomic breath. Take cover.

What are demon momsters and sisters like?

>>44331161
>Anon in the Middle
>How I Met Your Momster
>Cory in the Shoghouse
>That's so Tengu

>>44331212
cartoonishly evil

>>44331212
>sisters
same as always

>>44331161
>Mamono Magi
we only need another season

hellhawk.

>>44331226
What, does she put raisin cookies in her sons lunchbox? kiss him infront of all of the other kids? maybe even put a contract in his school bag that he needs to sign saying he loves his mom before he can open it?

>>44331242
Mostly just the laugh

I'll just pay the Monsters not to rape me. Nothing can override the insatiable greed for money that everyone has, not even their sexual desires.

>>44331235
what happened in the previous seasons?

Amazon wife commission done! Commissionist has spots open in case you are interested anons.

>>44331256
I still cant decide which is better

>>44331256
Nice

>>44331256
>didn't go with red hair

>>44331266
>>44331256
Either way, your pelvis will be smashed.

>>44331212
Demon momster falling to pieces as her newly born son is placed into her arms

>>44331267
>>44331266
Also I think the red hair version is even better, but it's your call.

>>44331256
>>44331266
I'm a fan of the red. Who's the artist?

>>44331270
Umm...>>44331266

I cant decide which one looks better though

>>44331266
What about black?

>>44331283
>Amazoness experimenting with dying her hair
Gotta find out which one her hubby likes the most.

How I wish to spend all day in a kejourou's silky embrace

>>44331279
>>44331279
Twitter Leenvidia or preferably this mail for your wife commissions leenvidiahaze@gmail.com

Feeling sad? Feeling blue? About to drain a quart of bleach?

Well don't... just drink any bleach! Drink lichbleach! Leaves you not just dead, but drop dead handsome! 10/10 zombie kikis reccomend lichbleach over shogbleach alternatives. Dont delay, find your new zombie wife and buy lichbleach today!

>>44331271
Why? She only wants her payment.

>>44331325
>No one will break my hubby's pelvis, only I can do that.

>>44331314
But does it remove ghastly stains from my clothes and sheets?

>>44331314
>find your new zombie wife
I refuse that's unethical

>>44331266
>>44331256
>8ft

Can Amazons really get that tall? I assumed that was the size for Onis and Minos

>>44331341
You're right. Guess we have to ostracize this anon now.
Such a shame...

>>44331339
Anon, it contains chemicals that enhance your natural pheromones so that your zombie wife can find you. They get lost easy. Dont have one? Drinking lichbleach will fix that too

>>44331331
It sure does! Our special formulation uses potent chemicals like ghoul saliva and ectoplasm to exorcise even the scariest of spills

>>44331293
>YWN share a scarf with your wife
>The scarf will never ever also be your wife

>>44331370
Truly a wonder chemical, my fears of longlasting stains are quite dead.

>>44329270
>Ah finally, a master who makes civilized wishe-
>BWOMP

>>44331341
8 ft is excessive to me, but whatever gets anon going. I think more than a few inches taller than me just sounds like it gets in the way.

>>44331256
>>44331266
Would she get mad if you started counting coins to pay her?

>Anon dies alone
>Dont worry, hes going to a better place
>Cue truck driving his coffin to the undead demon realms

Hmm, this is a tough one...

>>44331406
>The truck only comes after I've died
Fucking bullshit, how do I get isekaied now?!

>>44331413
Sure I do... do you guys have oranges?

>>44331419
>She starts visibly sweating.

>>44331413
Yeah, I got ID: Insatiable Desire

>>44331419
Yes, and there are plenty of sporanges.

I am not sated anons
I need more Jinkos
Drunk Jinkos, cuddly Jinkos
Jinkos spilling spaghetti
Jinkos going into heat
Jinkos who have been fed fox burgers
I need them all

>>44331432
Your question I'll answer with another in kind
Though I believe you'll answer with body over mind
You ask so strange if we have oranges?
So what do you do in bed that can break a door hinge?

its got to be something great right?

I won't be tempted by Egyptian Undead!

>smoked cigars first time
Damn, that's good but will be better while petting my maido chesh. Portal soon t4

>>44331433
I just want one very deredere Jinko for myself.

>>44331469
I bet Cheshy can smoke a cigar without using her mouth or paws.

>>44331384
You won't stay cold with her around. If she catches you shivering, you'll be nice and bundled up in no time. I think it'd be cozy for her to be give you a piggyback ride with her hair.

consider a frostwyrm

>>44331469

This morning was really scary, I'm glad we are still here :)

>>44331414
A real man never dies, even when he is killed.

>>44331433
>Bimbo jinko
>She's actually just a normal jinko, but she let it slip that she enjoys when you trigger her instincts and turn her into a dumb molly, so now she has a reputation
>Also, you think you're on the verge of convincing her to paint her claws

>>44331552
Get her to adopt the gyaru looks and you're golden.

>>44331390
I mean, I'd do that.
I would totally do that.

>>44331161
the clown anon

>>44331564
Sounds like a job for the swim club. The chlorine would bleach her hair and fur and probably deepen her tan.

what if kc decided to make mgs to be aliens all along?

Eat hellhound butt for breakfast lunch and dinner. Wan of your five a day. A dogs breakfasst. Yum yum yum sweaty hellhound cheeks. No I am not mindbroken by my hellhound facesitting me for a 6 hour movie marathon

>>44330627
Did the robot claim the shota or did he stumble upon that robot?

>>44331668
And this is why it's important to take breaks between facesitting sessions. Poor anon here will never be the same again.

>>44331672
These aren't mutually exclusive.

>>44331266
Abs look stronger and harder than stone

>>44331690
Cat came back! She must really like those pets!

Scary women are attractive but surely having scary eyes as a man will keep the monsters away

am i the only one that imagines wights voice with a french accent?

Sleepy mouse

>>44331684
I want to stick my face inbetween a hellhounds ass to communicate like dogs do how happy I am she just got back from the gym

>>44331732
guillotine scars have been discussed, yeah

>>44331732
nah, i can see that but imagine the spainsh wights

>>44331717
What I want to know with this vamp did she get bit on her breast or neck first?

>>44331744
>spainsh wights
Always completely unexpected, but detested by haku everywhere nonetheless.

>>44331732
Wights should be Italian.

>>44331733
Feed it to my wife.

>>44331750
why do hakus hate them?

>>44331739
>Ze Pesants were quite atrocious, zey did not even dress up for my execution.

Wight was always russian

>>44331732
I imagine it's any of the romance languages, posh English, or the aristocratic American Southerner accent

>>44331768
>He doesn't see it
You've been added to her list of students in need of remedial attention.

>>44331774
those southerner wights are big and meaty, way tall and heavier than their European cousins

Monsters faking accents to larp as being from Earth is funnier

>>44331532
What the fuck are you talking about anon?
>>44331524
Easy but can she sucks you while smoking?

>>44331788
It's all that cobbler, ice cream, and bourbon they have in the summer. It goes straight to the thighs

>it’s another “adventurer mistakes pixies for fairies” campaign
Stop complaining about getting camped right outside the starting town until you’ve done your research, it could save your virginity!

Fire be upon thee, APEP! Thy flesh is
seared from thy bones; The Lord of the Duat
will never enable thy shade to rise again! Crawl away, APEP! Thou hateful serpent;
thou shalt not copulate. Thou art put in
chains and taken to the place of
execution; there thy slaying shall be
carried out. And RA Said Unto Themself:
LET MY NAME ENVELOP YOU. SEEK NO SHELTER FROM THE FLAME OR THE TEETH OF THE BEAST. CLOAK YOURSELF IN THE FIRE OF MY WORD AND CAST BACK TO YOUR ENEMIES THAT WHICH WOULD BLACKEN YOUR FORM. I feed upon my own fire. I am RA, who protects myself! Nothing can harm me! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA! RA!

>>44331826
Excellent. Let's add some sweet tea to the mix...

>>44331788
As it should be.
A shame I'd have to live down south and not get actual winter.

>>44331531
>with a blizzard approaching, you take shelter inside a conveniently placed cave
>it's oddly warm and humid for a cave, but really you don't have a choice
>you tell yourself it's probably geothermal
>as you settle down and wait for the blizzard to pass, a pink-skinned woman slithers out from deeper inside the cave
>you realize that this is not a cave and you are inside a frostworm
>her mouth is still open, but you know you wouldn't get far in this weather
>maybe getting married to a worm wouldn't be so bad
>at least she's more polite than those sandworms

>>44331838
ms. anubis seems to be suffering from delusions of grandeur

>>44331838
Kill yourself.

This Salamander keeps challenging me because I'm an adept mage of the arcane and she wants to prove that pure strength can overcome magic. Every time I accept her challenge she charges at me with her giant sword and then I just point a finger and blast her away into the distance with my gale spell. She kept trying to get close to me for a whole two hours before she sauntered up covered in bruises and asked for a time out because "we're merely stalemated". I only used one of the seventy spells I know. She's never going to learn is she...

>>44331838
I love this artist

neat. somebody remembered her

>>44331859
She gonna imbue one of your spells into her sword and then you are right up shit creek without a paddle lad.

>>44331826
>>44331842
>>44331841
>tfw she uses her extra softness to entice you
>she loves hugging you and smothering you as well
>and shes 8ft

>>44331876

Thats great but I'm not moving below the mason-dixon

>>44331854
Go with thy face averted, thou emission of chaos! The hidden ones have overthrown thy words, thy face is turned backward, thy head is divided in two at the sides; thy skull is ripped from thy spine. Taste thou death!

SO WE BEEN RESSURECTING ANONS FOR 3 GENERATIONS
MOS THE TIME THE ZOMBIES STICK TO THEM. THE ANON DONT GIVE ANY KINE OF UH PROBLEMS

>>44331881
Good, keep your yankee ass north.

>>44331903
Good, don't need to move somewhere that can't handle an inch of unplowed road.
Besides, we have all the white tail we can handle up here.

>>44331868
Pfft, I doubt it. She isn't very smart, as expected of a lizard. She'll probably just come up with the same plan again, but this time she'll use a shield or something. I have way too many spells and if she did manage to get close I could just cast intangibility and let her embarrass herself for a little while. She's NEVER going to beat me, she should just give up. Stupid arrogant Salamander.

>>44331907
>Southerners get wight girls
>Northerners get White Tail
Sounds like everyone wins. Me, I just have all these cows and lizards...

>too bummed to draw mgs
tomorrow, I swear.

>>44331952
white tails?

Haha chesh can you spell pen island?

>>44331967
Deer. I call them durr when they're drunk.

>>44331963
nobody cares, mick.

>>44331967
Deer

>>44331952
i got big fat tanukis, big fat rats, big hounds, meaty shortstack pigeons and lots more of critters

>>44331901
I like to think apophis talks like this at anyone who mildly inconveniences her

imagine snorting a line off her tummy with a face like hers

>>44331790
The accents are real, they're just from fantasy countries with languages that happen to make the same kind of accents as the similar Earth countries. The french Wights don't actually have french as their first language, but the language and country is mysteriously France-like.

>>44332037
So then could I get a Bostonian accent Wight?

>>44331982
It's motivating.

>>44331790
I want a trailer trash redneck Wight that still thinks she's royalty somehow.

>>44332037
I doo not understaand you Earth people mon ami. Zis so called France of yours... they are just copying us, non? Zey even copied our Elfel Tower!

I'm gonna do it. I'm brewing unsweat tea in front of the Southern monsters

>>44332041
The countries or cities bear strange and uncanny resemblances to their Earth counterparts, are you sure you want a wife from Not-Boston?

I cant wait for my country to be colonised by dragonia

>>44332057
>Ahm queen of the junkyard! Yeehaw!
>Her werewolf best friend glumly drinks from a bottle of hootch while the wight empties her six-shooter

>>44332058
You just reminded me how new the Eiffel Tower actually is in the bigger picture, they probably wouldn't have an equivalent on a medieval fantasy world yet.

>>44330872
I'm not holding my breath for any updates the rest of this year. That way if there are it'll be a pleasant surprise.

>>44332082
>Her werewolf best friend glumly drinks from a bottle of hootch while the wight empties her six-shooter
What if there was a little trailer park community of monster girls?
>afformentioned wight and werewolf
>wight also has a zombie "maid"
>she just fucks around all day. maybe digging through trash piles or something
>gazer mechanic uses her goop as motor oil for her beat-to-shit yet somehow usable trucks and mustangs
>Pharaoh and Apophis, who live directly across from one another, always starting some argument over the dumbest shit
That's all just the top of my head. Maybe an anon who lives just outside the park in a decent apartment has to walk next/through the park to get to work/anywhere useful and IMMEDIATELY gets hooted and hollered at by basically ever resident there.

>>44332121
Lucky there are other better artists.

>>44332062
Anon No!

>>44332079
When the portals open and Earth is carved up like a cake at the Berlin Conference, I hope to romance my new viceroy

>>44332079
What will the US be colonized by?

>>44331398
She would laugh and throw me into bed. Maybe say "if you want violent foreplay just say it."

>the night after your phantom gf got a hold of your horror games

Gonna ask a Dragon why she's a bitch, nothing bad will happen.

>>44332155
Nevada desert and most of east coast to desert kingdoms
Rest of east coast to Zipangu
Dragonia gets Rocky mountains
Lescatie gets most ex Louisiana purchase land
Southern states get kots
New England to Wonderland?
not sure about the rest, not from USA

>>44332183
Midwest here, we welcome our comfy farming monster overlords.
But the lakes are ours.

>>44332183
meant west coast oh well

The fluffiest.

>>44332183
I will accept over lordship of cows and nothing else.

>>44332183
Virginia would be a mixture of everything skewing towards Ocelomeh, Jinko, Genie, etc the farther north you go.

>>44332183
Pharaoh will rule from the Bass Pro pyramid

>>44332215
>>44332189

They will turn your land into the biggest farm ever. Nothing but pastures and lazing minos and holsts for miles around. Not a bad fate, to be a subject of the mootriarchy.

>>44332183
>New England to Wonderland?
No, Wonderland takes Florida. If you know, you know.

>>44331432
>If her hat isn't at least 2' tall, she's a thot!
Mad hatter probably

>>44332183
>Rest of east coast to Zipangu
Fuck. Going to need to make a trip to the east coast for My Ushi-Oni wife. Will be worth it for her.

>>44331703
Thats the point

>>44332228
Oh please.
And what of the weresheep lazing in the fields?
The Cockatrice in their nests?
The dryads and their great, well tended orchards?
You think its only pastures but there are far more ways to farm than you would know.

>>44332183
My country will be divided between elves, dragons, fairies and wonderlandians.

>>44332183
>Rest of east coast to Zipangu
I know you meant west, but all I can think of now is Appalachia being filled with moonshiner onis and everyone has problems with danuki or foxes rummaging through their trash.

>>44332288
Just put ogres up in them hills.
Western version of the same thing.

>>44328784

>>>44324749
Holy crap. I was not expecting my little greentext was going to get that many replies and continuation posts from other anons. Also:

>>>44325949
Someone wants a conclusion but seems no one in previous thread is willing to do it nor has done so. Oh well, might as well write it myself the grand finale:

>After much more hiding and trying to run away as a means of preserving the NPC Status, anon has eventually been caught and captured by the monstergirl heroines who attacked the base and the female soldier he knew well, now monsterized as a Holstaur has gotten her hands on him
>The now monsterized female soldier celebrates by giving NPC Anon as big long smooch infront of the heroine and her party
>NPC Anon also finally sees the Heroine is none other than a Dark Brave, to which no wonder why the base despite its defenses and having elite well trained Tier 1 Operatives fell
>NPC Anon finally surrenders the Crystal power source as well
>However things are not done just yet, as NPC Anon is now just like all the other captured human male soldiers but NPC Anon will be getting some special treatment not befitting an NPC

>fast forward, NPC Anon is taken to the Command Centre of a Demon Realm Military Base that has lead the assault on the Super Weapon

>BGM:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5NwCUox-QI
>A rather positive and optimistic middle aged human male commander begins debriefing the Heroine and her Party
>"Outstanding work, Heroines! You did more than just hobble the enemy's ground forces on the Orlando Plateau Havalayna Fields. Indeed Heroine, you and your party along with an entire battalion has successfully thwarted the enemy Colonel's nefarious plans. Post battle analysis along with technical analysis from our finest Gremlins and tech divisions have confirmed that super weapon is indeed a large scale anti-mana projector that would've nullified or even eliminated any and all magical capabilities and entities within a large scale target area. Potentially affecting millions of innocent lives, human, elven or monstergirl... I shudder to think what havoc and damage would have been caused by such a successful enemy attack. Either way, you Heroine, your party and all the troops and officers you help lead have saved millions of lives today! And no doubt all opposing forces troops are now in much better hands under our rule and care. Those young men and women will finally know love and peace under Lilith's loving rule and name. This success should also help free up our allies bogged down on the East Coast and the Sampo City area. In addition, this success will also allow us to move on and initiate our march on and liberate the rest of Katstaya from the hands of the Le'Gardian Regime. No doubt The Le'Gardian Regime has been dealt a crippling blow with the lose of their super weapon trump card and the lose of more of their troops, officer and Colonel Rayna Miller. Plus, I have already sent word and news of this entire operation and our success to General Rockwell and Madam Escandor, they will also be sending word of this operation and success to the Royal Makai Top Brass. We have a long road ahead of us. Go get some rest while you still can, Heroines. Dismissed!"
>The Heroine and her Party sternly salute their commander and they leave the room
>As the Heroines leave the demon realm commander turns to NPC Anon
>"As for you Son. You are brought here because not only of what the Heroines have told me about you and your circumstances. But I also am congratulating you for doing the right thing. I know this is overwhelming and plenty for you to take in. You probably were just a regular citizen enlisting in the army to serve your country, nothing more, nothing less other than simply working in the army to keep yourself fed and clothed. But it is rather amazing you, a man of little significance has been thrusted into a major event like this simply because the Colonel you served under handed a catalyst to an officer. Who is also YOUR Commanding Officer of your particular platoon. Who then handed that Catalyst; that crystal, to you. Under some desperate attempt and measure. But fear not Son, you're not going to face any charges or retribution. Not even your Platoon Leader, your fellow enlistees or even other officers will not face any serious repercussions. We are not like that and we are NOT that vindictive or judgmental. I myself know your experience for you're actually not the only one who's had circumstances like this. None the less, I just simply want to assure you nothing bad will happen to you. What you simply need to know is this: starting today. You and your fellow comrades are now fully fledged enlisted men and women of the Demon Realm Armies. Welcome to the Demon Realms, boy. You are now also a citizen of the Demon Realms, praise be thy Lilith's name."

>>44332322
>The Demon Realm commander also hands over something to the NPC Anon.
>OH! I almost forgot, I wanted to personally hand you this. Its your new uniform- actually I got two uniforms, one for you and one for your now monsterized girlfriend. The Heroine who brought you here did say a female soldier you knew had feelings for you and apprehanded you when you had that catalyst. Oh and more positive news for you, your Platoon Leader has already joined us. He actually got a rank-up granted to him by us and he is now a higher ranking officer. He too also told me about you and the circumstances that lead all of you here and you in my Command Centre. Seems you and him have been friends ever since you enlisted in the Le'Gardian Regime's Military. Oh! And speaking of your previous regime. The only ones who will be facing ANY real consquences and puishment is the colonel you served under. Colonel Rayna Miller and her still loyal officers have been properly arrested and will be dealt with accordingly. In a peaceful, stern but fair manner. They are the ones who did help build and greenlight that super weapon that would have doomed millions of lives. They will however, not be facing any firing squad or gallows. But will face some reflections of their actions in our prisons where they will atone for their sins and receive three square meals a day... Now enough of that! Go, boy. Don't let me keep you any longer than should have! I'm sure you're now monsterized girlfriend is waiting for you. And lastly, you will still be serving under your previous Platoon Leader. Go get some rest, you and defintely your girlfriend could get some."
>And thus NPC Anon has left the Command Centre with his now monsterized girlfriend eagerly waiting for him
>NPC Anon's new life almost turns out to be no different from when he was still a pure human and not a member of Demon Realm society
>It seems the lesson in the end of the day is: Even in monstergirl society, you can be still an NPC to live a rather normal life with little to no hectic situations

The End. Hope you guys appreciate this greentext and maybe the anon who asked for a conclusion can like this one.

>>44331207
so there's a big lady
and then a guy

Who colonizes Utah?

>>44332353
Bicorns and smoke hobos.

WARNING
GOBLINS HAVE STOLEN SEVERAL CRATES OF INSTANT LEVEL UP POTIONS
BE WARY OF HIGH LEVEL GOBLINS ON THE HUNT

>>44332423
Give her horns and hooves and bigger breasts

>>44332456
I really want to see alternate color or style coins.
Like jade coins or platinum.

>>44332480
>old ass aluminum creeping coin who still thinks it's valuable

>>44332464
>>44332474
Fuck off /vg/ tranny

>>44332463
better?

>>44332494
>"Impudent little welp. I'll have you know that I was rated as much as silver back in the day!"
>'And today you are a wrap around my burrito.'

>>44332474

Miss Honey Bee offers dating advice.

>>44332535
does beeing yourself involve throwing yourself bodily into a mass of bees?

>>44332535
Better than when they told me to kill John Lennon

>>44332562
Butters that you?