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My deadly disease wife.

>>44263688
Still sexier than kisume!

>>44263654
She looks very cute! But I'm afraid I cannot enjoy her presence. Ever since she appeared I'm feeling a bit off...

Giving my wife some coffee

>>44263831
Careful not to overdo it, or she'll get hyper!

>>44263688
Your wife looks great with her huge knockers.

What is the spider doing

>>44264055
Why, relieving your symptoms, of course.

Yamame's sorry, she's got a really busy schedule and couldn't stay for a date, but she's got a friend who's eager to make new friends, perhaps more if the current goes well! Yamame even convinced her not to bring her sickle!
Is that a deal, Anon? You'll go on a date with Yamame's small green friend, right?

>>44264108
of course, i love the bucket loli.

>>44264108
I see the loli, but where's the bucket?

>>44264108
kisume feet... are wrong!

More artists need to do her Gouyoku Ibun outfit.

>>44264108
What's her schedule so full of anyway?

>>44264626
it's lovely
the clothing slits are surprisingly lewd

>>44268505
Yamame is shockingly lewd.

poor yamame's threads just can't seem to stay on the board. Do no others appreciate spiders?

>>44272613
I like the Yam!

>>44263831
This will end up like this:
>>44264558

What kind of Yam do you prefer? Small and flat? Fat and busty? Or perhaps the forbidden combination: petite and plump? Asking for my silicon friend.

>>44274132
Big butt small breasts.

>>44274166
Ah. A fellow graduate of Hakika Academy.

>>44274192
Lick the spider thighs.

>>44274132
babu yammy.

>>44274314
That's one ETBT spood.

Tight fertile spider pussy.

>>44264626
it is a cute outfit

>>44274192
I feel like I'm about to get kicked in the nose.

>>44276893
Just don't look where you aren't supposed to.

>>44274132
Busty
>>44274166
Respectable opinion

>>44277746
If you do not look she will also kick you in the nose.

>>44274597
yam deserves a dozen mini yams

>>44274166
Unexpectedly, she seems a little butt self-conscious about it.

>>44282876
Yes please!

where does the web come out?

I want Yamame to bite me

>>44283130
Where, exactly?

>>44283122
Usually all over you.

>>44283122

>>44274314
Smol spoders are very non-threatening and cute.

>>44263654
cute

>>44291274
smol yammy is still a dangerous predator.

>>44291274
>>44292615
A small spoder is called a spud.

>>44292844
the spud is a potato. yammy is not a tuber.

>>44292977
Are you sure? What does this look like to you?

>>44293012
it's over for the spoder, her secret is now exposed.

>>44263654
God I wish Yamame was in my room.

>>44294127
Imagine having a cute spider like this on your bed.

>>44300503
The spood wants to lewd
I will lewd the spood
the village will curse the introduction of several more spoods

I went to go weightlift at my dads two days ago and there were three wolf spiders running around on the tile floor outside. Little fucks were going 10 miles per hour towards me so I had to jump over them.

I read a neat little fic a few days ago where Yamame cures a guy's infection by having him expel it together with his baby batter. Thought it was neat.

Scenarios that make a mudane situation into something lewd are great.

>>44303500
Did Yamame want his firstborn as payment?

>>44303500
On AO3?

>>44311533
Yup.

>>44311803
Well?

>>44314970
Huh?

>>44315263
Y'know

>>44315263
You're not gonna share?

>>44319187
It's not like there's dozens upon dozens of Yamame fics on AO3. You can just look it up.

Yamame giving you the flu whenever you're not around her and curing it when you get back in contact lwith her ike some sort of pavlonian conditioning so you never leave her side again!

>>44319939
Can I have the same but with amazing blowjobs instead?

>>44320288
anon, how did you think she was going to cure it?

>>44320320
Hasn't she the power to... you know, manipulate infectious diseases? Couldn't she just, like, wiggle her little spider fingers and make it disappear? I'm sorry, I'm not well versed in this youkai stuff...

>>44320776
She can only manipulate the disease by spreading copious amounts of her saliva on your poor, ill body, and everyone knows that anon's penis is where it's easiest
don't ask akyuu for clarification, she's an idiot

>>44320288
Have fun spending the rest of your life eating regurgitated bugs with her, anon.

>>44321545
At least her pod is nice.

>>44263688
Very few things are hotter than an otherworldly lady expressing her feelings in her own unique way.

Her Gouyoku Ibun dress is too god damn lewd.

We need to go bigger...

>>44337638
I'm sorry. That's my fault.

>>44337664
Congrats on the triplets, anon!

>>44337734
>triplets
Tridecuplets maybe, this is a spoder we're talking about.

>>44337638
What method do you propose?

>>44263688
Still sexier than kisume!

Nobody's posting in her thread...

>>44344431
she reached 80 posts. all alone. it's not that bad.

>>44344431
She's more popular than shanghai at least!

Watch me Yamame, I'm posting!

>>44345000
Stop posting lewd things! It's too hot to get aroused!

>>44345264
Anon, there's nothing lewd about that image, you just have a dirty mind.

>>44345264
You can't just say that and post an even hotter Yamame

>>44345606
You're out of your mind. Can you see the look she's giving you in that pic? The blush? The purposely restrained arms? She's practically BEGGING for an intense tickling session!

>>44346490
You lost me at the tickling part...

>>44346490
What do you mean by "purposely"? That was clearly the result of an unfortunate accident!

>>44347033
A tsuchigumo as old as her wouldn't make a mistake of that kind!

>>44347047
Shit happens, anon.

>>44347090
I am disillusioned.

>Tsuchigumo (土蜘蛛, literally translated "dirt/earth spider") is a historical Japanese derogatory term for renegade local clans, and also the name for a race of spider-like yōkai in Japanese folklore.

>>44263970
if tea is like beer, and coffee liquor, an energy drink is probably fucking everclear but worse to yam

For the lads who enjoy a good fic, there's a writeanon posting the story of a villager who's been trying marisa's dating services. The story is far from over but yamame is the current main candidate to win the anonbowl.
Pic related is a collection from the first thread at >>44121508
Second (and current) thread at >>44290289

>>44350630
I'm already following it, but this writefag deserves all the visibility he can get.
AI art by >>44261596

>>44350630
sorta related, but does anyone know if the guy writing that abusive Riemu fic from the daughter's pov is still going?

>>44354294
its not, he abandoned it ages ago

>>44319187
oh no, Yamame discovered coffee
this is bad

>>44354828
I'm sure drunk yam wont break your pelvis

>>44354327
Shame, does anybody have a screen cap of all the posts?

>>44263654
I have developed a minor attraction to the spider.
she a cute

>>44263654
I always let spiders live as long as they aren't too close to my desk or bed. They do more good than evil, at least here where they aren't lethal enough to kill a human.

>>44354992
what if the spider in your bed is too big to handle?

>>44354959
>developed a minor attraction
Will you leave it untreated?

>>44355140
As long as I can trust it to not bite me. But can one really trust a spider?

>>44355570
Only if it's a terminal case I'm afraid.

>>44355956
You can trust it to bite you.

>>44356535
What a way to go...

>>44356535
Slander! Libel! Calumny and aspersion!

Spiders are amiable and consistent creatures. They do not attack unless provoked, have no animosity toward humans and a diet that offers nothing but benefits to their human neighbours! The only way a spider would bite you is if you distressed or hurt it first!

Get yourself a spider room mate! As soon as possible! Now! RIGHT NOW!

Yamame has big secret best girl energy.

>>44357376
What does that mean?

>>44357439
It means what it sounds like, she's the best girl but she's glossed over due to numerous reasons.

>>44357376
It's true.

Spider is waving

>>44361051
Shouldn't she be weaving?

>>44362109
Can't do it all day, she needs a break sometimes.

Turning Yamame into a mommy.

>>44370357
Don't do that, spiders have TONS of kids.

>>44370357
anon... don't some female spiders eat their mates?

>>44372674
Yes, but Yamame is based on the Argiope spider that doesn't do that.

>>44372674
An astute question! However, the Argiope spider, on which Yamame's visual design is based, do not engage in such behaviour. Their courting ritual involves the male weaving a web nearby the female's until she gets used to him and accepts him as a mate. They are exceptionally friendly spiders, celebrated in Japan, as they are believed to bring luck.

>>44372750
I see... so the best bet is to learn to knit and practice near her.

>>44372764
Or move into a neighbouring cave.

Yamame is feeling funky!

>>44379029
i want to tickle yammy

>>44379883
Don't! She might try pecking a kiss on your cheek in revenge!

>>44379930
this only make me want to do it more and more! to tickle a dangerous 2hou like flan-chan, rumimi or yammy.... will it end good or not? the danger make it more exciting.

do you like your yams in different outfits?

>>44383906
Is naked an outfit?

>>44386543
World class childbearing hips

Hello! Are you the milkman? Want to come in for a cup of tea?

>>44389501
How generous of you, Yamame-san!

Fun fact: Yamame's smile when seeing you is bright enough to light up the entire underworld, serving effectively as its ersatz natural illumination.

You have been woken by a spider.

>>44401192
I hope she didn't bite me while I was asleep.

>>44401649
No worries. It's not lethal.

>>44401649
She didn't, but now that you're awake, she might nibble a little bit

>>44401733
I don't know, there has to be some kind of lethal long term effect to a permanent boner.

>>44400115
Is she also a yoyo player?

>>44402081
Not really lethal, but you would lose your dick if the blood pooling inside it isn't drained out in a few hours.

>>44402170
Remilia or Chiyari could take care of that.

>>44402081
For one it can't be good for your heart.

Is Yammy a good seamstress?

>>44414544
Don't you doubt her.

There have been more Yamame... developments... in the story mentioned in >>44350630.

IMAGINE

>>44402081
Less blood to your brain.

>>44424228
The sprite that singlehandedly made billions act up...

>>44421868
jam in the yams
pyoo'd in the spood
making kids with the arachnid

>>44402081
Yes, the blood will eventually coagulate and saline will need to be injected to flush it out. If it isn't then you'll lose your dick.

>>44263654
squish the spider

>>44433957
...her tits, you mean?

>>44447863
Scary huge.

Thoughts on her friend the bucket loli?

>>44463488
very useful. the bucket.

>>44463488
very useful. her fat butt.

>>44463488
I'm jealous.

>>44464283
this is what happens when you just roll around with your bucket instead of walking like a normal loli.

>>44464283
I wonder what kind of diet they have in the Underworld.

Wake up with the queen.

Are the spider legs fanon?
I haven't played Gouyoku Ibun yet so I don't know if they were shown there.

>>44472587
In GI, her sprite has these things that sometimes act like legs and sometimes like ribbons.

>>44472606
Oh, that's cute.

>>44483863
You have been visited by a spoder of great perception.

You don't have to do anything. She'd have visited regardless.

Once it gets cooler I wonder if I should capture a wolf spider from one of my nearby parks. Usually they've got a few hundred babies on 'em.

>>44487567
There are better ways to acquire a spider gf.

>>44487591
Yamame may be a terrifying youkai, but she looks weak to being milked. Why doesn't Akyuu put practical information like this in her chronicle?

>>44491010
Akyuu is envious of Yamame's milkers.

Fish fear her

>>44263654
I want to make her lay thousands of eggs.

>>44518142
In whose intestinal tract?

>>44509716
Big boobas!

>>44414544
She makes her own legwear!

MRS. WRIGGLE, GET DOWN!

Eight breasts

>>44533823
Sixteen nipples

Big boob spider paizuri mating press

Can she wear a water drop as a hat?

>>44533823
>>44533923
This better mean four Yamames.

>>44533823
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/477901

>>44533923
imagine

Random Yamame fact of the day: she is actually not a spider!

>>44540696
Yamame a buzz buzz

>>44540696
this looks like what would show up in the bunbunmaru on really slow news days

>>44542447
What do you mean? It's 100% accurate information.

>>44527084
>WRIGGLE, GET DOWN!
The enemy spooder...

>>44549601
a single hug from her arms can melt a man's heart
tread carefully, boss

>>44263688
Edgy

Get out you fucking spiders!

>>44557919
"Fucking spiders" is precisely what we're here for, anon

>>44557810
no, it's cute

Chompers. Not to be let near.

>>44565296
you'd have to fight me to stop me from letting her bite me

>>44565369
there is a species of spider that causes incredibly strong painful erections with its venom
tsuchigumo are also legendary for kidnapping men away to breed with
coincidence? I think not

Meet the Youmame. Also known as Yamamyon.

The yamabutte

Give it to her. That thing.

>>44591371
No way, its mine. Get your own.

>>44591400
Well, she wants yours too.

>>44591455
If she wants it, she'll have to take it. But she already knew that.

>>44591757
How many times have you fucked?

>>44591371
>sighs and starts jacking off into a ball of silk

>>44591888
Hard to say. It's the only memory I have of tsuchigumos since I was a kid.

Sitting next to your Yamame girlfriend

>>44591371
My precious thing?!

>>44591371
Sure, in exchange for a private youkai show.
Bring your friend, the one with pointy ears that swears a lot.

>>44594347
Just give it here, already.

>>44592316
This is literally 5 minutes after you first meet. She moves in to your house, sits down and says "what are we doing tonight?"

>>44604637
I do like a decisive woman.

>>44604637
I can't wait till she murders me because she got hungry and it took too long to make dinner

>>44604637
"I'll go grab some dinner for us to eat here, what do you want?"
Then I head to the Hakurei Shrine to report a youkai problem

>>44604637
Sex.

this spider is MASSIVE

>>44613158
Made for full-body-contact hugs.

>>44613186
As well as an endless list of other irresponsible acts.

>>44626900
Hakika will never again draw his completely flat yet super wide-hipped (and orally fixated) Yam.

Can Eirin cure every disease Yamame creates?

>>44627017
>look em up
>last yamame artwork was 6 years ago
Damn.

>>44634697
It still hurts.

At least his OC HRPG series is doing very well and is widely celebrated, even on 4chan.

>>44263654
tickle the cute spider

Spiders can lay up to 600 eggs. You might want to fuck the spider, but at what cost?

>>44640383
How much does it cost to feed a single Yamame Junior?

>>44634697
It gets worse. There are 2 Yam doujins of his that were never scanned or sold digitally, and the only available samples were on his private site, which has since gone defunct.

>>44640383
>>44640457
Aren't baby spiders mostly self-sufficient?

>>44647506
This is why you don't hire a spooder as a nanny.

>>44651888
Are you saying that gives you spooder granddaughters?

>>44657023
Yes??

>wake up
>see this
wdyd

>>44673099
I spend the rest of my days.

>>44673099
Hug the spood
If I woke up alive, its cause she wants to keep me so

Hey, good lookin'! What are you cookin'?

Yamame's hot springs attire!

Imagine, if you will, coming home from work to see this.

>>44676499
human guts, probably

>>44533962
this please.

>>44604637
what a slut

>>44677227
I don't see no springs, only a hot Yamame

This art reminded me that there is a serious lack of mahou shoujo Yamame art.

>>44689609
The spring is in your pants.

Surprise spats!

>>44701524
A skilled spinstress such as her should wear something more dignified if she's going to show it off!

>>44705375
I like it better when she is wearing nothing at all.

Rinyamame is retweeting AI spooders now... but not mine!

NOTICE ME, FAMPAI

athletic spoder

>>44708726
reminds me that he's liked two of my yammer drawings in the past
never retweeted them though, sadly

>>44709490
It's always a warm feeling. Shika Miso (the Yoshika guy) retweeted one of my Yams a few weeks ago. I got so giddy I'm pretty sure I dropped a metric ton of spaghetti in reply.

>>44709827
An inspirational image indeed.

>>44709827
The first night after Yamame becomes anon's roomate.

>>44709983
Hope she pays her half of the rent if she's going to crowd his bed like that.

>>44709827
I imagine this is every yook upon finding a mate
They grab their possession and hold on tight

>>44710099
Oh, she's going to pay all right.

>>44716754
In currency, right...?

>>44716754
>>44716794
She will pay you by giving you many children.

>>44716794
Yes, in the currency of interspecies sex.

>>44723621
But how do i buy food with that?

>>44723949
You need to use your imagination, anon.

>>44729908
Wouldn't that necessitate buying food from non-human purveyors? Or am I misunderstanding things?

>>44730639
The big dick energy radiating from you after having daily interspecies sex will make people give you stuff for free.

>>44710979
thank god she is not a mantis

>>44730660
See? This anon is using his imagination.

Grab a handful of spider.

>>44737121
Pubes

>>44742574
you mean spider hair

>>44742574
I assure you that sweater is made of all highest quality spider silk. NOT pubes!

We need more biblically accurate yammies in this thread

>>44737121
First she teases me all day and then she makes this face after I go for the squeeze. What the hell dudes!

>>44737121
Done.

>>44755922
Stop grazing the nipples!!

>>44756438
Sometimes a man needs a better score

I'm going to get rinyamame to notice me even if it costs me my ENTIRE sleep schedule!

Uncropped: https://files.catbox.moe/39z3r0.jpg

>>44763862
keep it up, you'll get her attention at this rate...

Playable spooder when?

>>44768551
If it couldn't happen in Gouyoku Ibun where she had a complete sprite/move set, it won't happen ever.

>>44755922
Miss spiders looks like she's having fun.

>>44768620
She also appears to be a little indisposed. Really makes one wonder how that happened to her of all people.

>>44768592
What a waste of work and assets, really.

>>44776881
At least it gave us Yammy's new threads.

And they're a PAIN to draw, god damn.

>>44776907
AI draw/writefriend?
If so, your advice helped me a ton when these AI art threads were still up, but I admittedly haven't done much with SD since then. Mostly some Okuu and Satori ecchi (and I think I only got around posting the 'best' Okuu I made back then). I hope that I can come back to it eventually, when the scene progresses and I have a better GPU at my disposal. Anyway, I hope that you do keep posting your stuff in 2hu-related threads, it's good content. Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

Yamameido!

It's almost over...

Who is going to treat my everlasting erection once Yamame moves on?

>>44781278
It me. Cheers. I'll continue to drop SFW-ish pieces (or crops whereof) until either I get banned or people get sick of my nonsense. No worries.

If you do get around acquiring a new scalper card, I mean graphics card, do check out /sdg/'s iteration speed chart. The raw processing power/price ratio is rarely telling, at least for this specific purpose.

>>44791217
May I recommend a certain moonie nurse?

>>44798327
Nurspider, huh.

>>44798327
They have spiders on the moon now?

>>44263654
Cute spider in my room can keep me company.

>>44799999
Spoder get, nice.

The spider is going to die ;-;

>>44800937
We reached the bump limit so she will live to see another thread.

>>44800937
She's just going into hiding because autumn is starting.

Yam won the anonbowl