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Hey guys, I just figured out something that might be really important when I reread Umineko! You see, Virgilia = Kumusawa. Weird I know, never would have guessed if it wasn't for that scene where Kumusawa transformed into Virgilia!

>> No.4427608

K-on!

>> No.4427609
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look at that guy still believe in fantasy

>> No.4427617
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Battler is a faggot.

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i remembered the days before EP5..

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>> No.4427618

>>4427609
>>4427616
These are good

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>> No.4427636

>>4427617
What the fuck are you talking about!? Those were the best scenes in the VN. I was depressed when Battler stopped screaming bloody murder whenever people taunted him with magic.

>> No.4427638

is it just me, or does Virgilla's outfit seem like a Marisa cosplay.

...just saying.

>> No.4427643

>>4427638
No.

Jessica, on the other hand, is a confirmed Marisa cosplayer.

>> No.4427646

>>4427636
Yeah, "MAGIC EXISTS" Battler is kind of a faggot.

At least Piece Battler is still a bro.

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>>4427646
Are you saying Battler the Cape a faggot?Kill yourself

>> No.4427657

>>4427653
What's he going to do, drown me in his angst filled Tears of Ultimate Sadness?

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>>4427657

>> No.4427662

>>4427634
I pick the one with women.

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>>4427653
If Cape-Battler had been as awesome as he looked in fanart he would have been totally badass. It's been said a lot, but he looked like he was cold and mature and tired, but still ready to beat your ass into the ground. Then he ended up bringing Beato back and being a bitch. At least he's dedicated.

Man, that's like getting a participation award. "You weren't badass at all, but you sure were dedicated!"

>> No.4427659

>>4427646
>Piece Battler is still a bro.
I would explain the various ways in which I am amused and disgusted by this, but it's a long story

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>>4427660
I wouldn't blame Battler at all.His family is fucked up.By the time he reached the truth, Beatrice died.;_;.Look at that portrait.Don't you sympathize with this guy?

>> No.4427679

>>4427675

So moe ;_;

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>>4427675
I only sympathize with the final boss on his throne.

>> No.4427683

>>4427675
I would, but then I remember that ultimately, his complacency is aiding the true murderer.

He's just a dick then.

>> No.4427686

>>4427653
We wanted a cold and unenthusiastic badass, we got a whining emo faggot. At least anti-magic Battler was manly when he wasn't being mentally raped, and at times hot blooded because he was sick of being mentally raped.

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>>4427675
I would be more sympathetic if his waifu had stayed dead for a while.

Jesus fuck, Ryukishi, way to deprive Beato's revival of all emotional impact.

>> No.4427691

>>4427686
Anon so cold and loveless

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>>4427686
>We wanted a cold and unenthusiastic badass, we got a whining emo faggot.

This, this this this a thousand times over.

Our ideal sorcerer-Battler was uninterested in everything that wasn't his waifu. He was still crazy, of course, but just kind of bored and tired of Lambda and Bern's shit.

That's why I'm rooting for a meta-hobo end. Beato dies and fucking stays dead, and Battler gets to roam the earth as a batshit and disinterested hobo.

>> No.4427714

>>4427708
I am pretty sure that what he did in EP6.Baawwing about Beatrice constantly..

>> No.4427715

>>4427714
He was ignoring the trolling shit, yes.

But he was supposed to spend the rest of the time being cool, not crying.

>> No.4427717

>>4427690
Beato didn't revive. She's dead for good. This new Beato, even though she improved at the end, is different.

She'll never be the same. ;_;

>> No.4427725

>>4427715
Yeah, I think most of us wanted a cool Endless Sorcerer.

Instead we get HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

And now he's not even GM anymore, his time as GM was laughably awful.

>> No.4427731

>>4427717
She's kind of 'downloading' Beato's memories, right?

So right around the time Battler really gets attached, she'll remember that OH BY THE WAY YOU PROMISED TO KILL ME SO YEAH LET'S WORK ON THAT. Fun times with blue wedges, man.

>> No.4427732

>>4427708
>>4427714
>>4427715
Did you guys read ep6 at all? Battler was very cool after he found out about the love contests and before the logic error.

>> No.4427735

Battler did enough of that stuff at the end of episode 5.

Even Kinzo has his pathetic moments, and Battler's just like him.

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>>4427732
And then he went fucking crazy.

>> No.4427739

>>4427732
Yeah, destroying the meal Beato made for him. Very cool.

>> No.4427740

>>4427735
Most of us just wish his ratio of pathetic moments was a little lower. Shit is disappointing.

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>>4427735
"Just like"?

They're the same person.

>> No.4427743

>>4427725
Battler is the worst character ever. How he can STILL be reduced to a glibbering mess every game EVEN AFTER HE LEARNS THE ENTIRE TRUTH OF EVERYTHING is amazing.

>> No.4427749

>>4427747
I don't want to read a VN with some anon from /jp/ as the protagonist.

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>>4427743
Bro, so would you.

>> No.4427751

>>4427747
After learning everything?

No, I'm pretty sure most of us would do well, considering it's like reading a book when you know the ending.

Meanwhile, Battler knows everything, and he still gets surprised, how the hell?

>> No.4427752

>>4427739
>Yeah, destroying the meal Beato made for him
What part of "after he found out about the love contest" is unclear? He reconciled with Moetrice after that.

>> No.4427755

>>4427749

I creamed at the thought of Battler visiting this board.

N-not that I like or or a-anything...

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>>4427755
He is a /jp/edo at heart.

>> No.4427758

>>4427752
Oh, I thought you meant before the love contest and before the logic error.

>> No.4427763

>>4427751

I'm pretty sure an anon said that Erika had fucked up the sixth game.

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>>4427763
Battler didn't exactly expect her to fucking cut off the heads of five living human beings.

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>this thread

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>>4427767

>> No.4427772

>>4427763
Because he felt sorry for his opponent.

Then, he refused to expose a part of Beato's heart, which almost cost him everything.

Ironically, this episode just proves that without love, you'd do pretty goddamn well for yourself.

>> No.4427776

>>4427772
Erika still ended up the worst for ware.

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>>4427772
If Battler had been the disinterested, cold, and awesome sorcerer we thought he would be, this would never have happened.

Why does Battler have to be such a nice fucking person? Shit.

>> No.4427782

>>4427763
>>4427767
Yeah, and I don't understand this. At that time, he looked like he really didn't know how to solve the closed room, but Beato found an answer in the end. It can mean two things: either Beato's answer is hypothetical (like small bombs), and Battler really didn't know it, or Battler really decided that it'd be better to go to hell for all eternity and not to tell the answer to Erika.

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>>4427747
How could you still fail even when you know the answers

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>>4427782
He really thought that hell would be better.

His fingernails were peeling off from scratching at the door for so long, weren't they? That's hell. He already went, came back, and bawwwed about it.

>> No.4427792

>>4427779
He'd of dominated the EP6 gameboard, Erika would be his willing slave, and Bern would be reduced to his leg rest.

But no, we get fucking "I'VE SEEN MY FAMILY SLAUGHTERED BRUTALLY LIKE SIX TIMES, THE WOMAN I LOVED ERASED, AND TROLLED EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. BUT YOU HAVE TITS, HERE'S AN ADVANTAGE FOR YOU, I AM SURE YOU WILL NOT EXPLOIT IT LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH HAS."

You know, the more I think about it, the less I like Battler, thanks Ryukishi.

>> No.4427795

>>4427782
Once he was trapped in the guest room, it didn't matter whether he came up with the solution or not. He couldn't move any external pieces from there, which is why he needed Beato's help to get out.

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>>4427792
Battler is a dipshit no matter what.

At least he's got his looks?

>> No.4427805

>>4427801
And apparently he attracts every witch in Umineko, as expected of the heroine.

>> No.4427811

>>4427795
Before Lambda, Bern and Erika left, he could propose a solution. If he knew from the start that Shannon=Kanon or Kanon=Kinzo or whatever, he had the right to use it. In fact, Beato did the same, but she managed to turn the pieces so that Erika would be obliged to explain everything (because Beato sent a letter to Lambda before the duel).

>> No.4427812

>>4427792
People only seem to remember the last 5% of Battler in every episode when he makes some awesome re-entrance and forgot the 95% of him being mentally challenged

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>>4427805
Umineko could be a world-class eroge with all the tits Battler attracts.

>> No.4427820

>>4427812
You wish you read 100 books a year.

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>>4427820
The Cat in the Hat is only stimulating reading material for those with minds like Battler's, though.

He's choosing quantity over quality.

>> No.4427825

>>4427820
Considering it's Battler, I'm sure he includes picture books and manga into his repertoire.

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>>4427825
>>4427828
picturebookmind

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Fuck you guys.

>> No.4427842

>>4427835
Piece?

You're alright, keep denying the witch.

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>>4427842
Hold on, I'm on the phone.

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Battler is a creepy virgin.

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i love Battler

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>>4427851
Get back in bed, slut.

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>>4427851

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>>4427859
If having sex with an imaginary woman meant you lost your virginity, this board wouldn't be so pathetic.

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>>4427867
We know you're a whore, okay? Relax a little bit.

>> No.4427879

>>4427874
Fuck yeah Amakusa.Teach that bitch her place

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>>4427879
It's really more of a consensual thing, if anything.

>> No.4427889

>>4427874
adultbattlerfuckinghissister.jpg

>> No.4427903

So Ange got fucked by Amakusa in EP6 or what?

>> No.4427908

>>4427894
knowing Ange, anything is consensual

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>>4427903
Not just for EP6. If they're screwing it's not a new thing for them.

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You know you want some of this, creepy virgins.

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I'd prefer this, thanks.

>> No.4427919

You know, all this could have been avoided if Battler just fell in love with his sister.

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>>4427919
But that happened.

>> No.4427923

>>4427919
hurr durr

>> No.4427924

>>4427917
>Beatrice submissive
In that relationship? Maybe with someone who cried less, she clearly wears the pants, and probably penis in that relationship.

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>>4427924

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>>4427924

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>>4427928
Ruined for marriage.

Battler is so innocent.

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>>4427874
thanks to Rifyu i am liking this pairing

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>>4427944
Ange is so hnnnngh there.

Lately this pairing has been growing on me, even though I really dislike Battler/Ange.

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>>4427944

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how popular is AmaBato?

>> No.4428132

You know what? I enjoyed episode 6. Battler is not a cold bastard, and you know what? I prefer him this way. I like the incompetent but human Battler.
Fuck you all.

>> No.4428188

>>4428132
>I like the incompetent but human Battler.
Human beings have the mental capacity to learn from their mistakes.

Battler, after all he's went through, is still somehow hopelessly naive. He's the Chris-chan to Anonymous' Beatrice, minus the love.

>> No.4428228

>>4428188
Would YOU have expected Erika to cut the heads off of five living people?

I mean, I myself was expecting Erika to do something to screw up Battler's plans, but I never expected her to go THAT far.

>> No.4428238

By the way, in Episode 6, didn't Bern or Lambda say something about how their act with Erika in front of Battler wasn't actually an act, at least in part?

>> No.4428269

>>4428238
They did. I assumed that they meant that Bern was really disappointed with Erika, she wan't just acting pissed off.

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