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but she's hotter and would be a good option so George doesn't end up as a lonely faggot
he's one of the /jp/ers after all, a pedo right from the start

Agreed, Jessica is a smart, truthful girl who was treated well as a child and has nothing to gain from murdering the rest of her family.

>>4425671
>so George doesn't end up as a lonely faggot
>wishing good upon the fat man
I can't believe what I just read.

>>4425696
Fuck you, George is a bro.

>>4425696
he's not fat, the anime designs are canon, he's your average bishounen

Are we playing Hearts?

I used to think Shkannontrice, Jessitrice, or MOON would be the worst possible endings for Umineko. After watching Shutter Island, I can safely say that there is still an ending worse than those.

>>4425703
>George is a bro
>asshole who wants Shannon purely because he is jealous of Battler

>>4425713
Luckily we still have a decent ending that is possible, with Kanontrice.

>>4425713
which is...
please spoil me, I don't feel like watching it

>>4425656
post more Jessitrice!

George is a creepy virgin.

>>4425753
we know she didn't say that

>>4425739
Don't forget about me, anonymous. I've never forgotten you.

>>4425753

Exactly and that's why I'm the culprit

>>4425771
Won't work, as too much evidence that either Kanon or Shannon is Beatrice. Kanontrice works because Shkanon isn't nearly as strong as people like to pretend it is.

>>4425742

Leonardo Di Caprio's character is the missing 67th patient. The name he goes by for most of the movie is an anagram of his actual name, just like the name of the woman who supposedly escaped from her cell is an anagram of his dead wife's name. The whole movie was an elaborate script of the mental hospital to try and make him accept this fact, which is something he doesn't want to do since it would make him acknowledge that he killed his wife after she drowned their three children.

>>4425839
You know, I think George and Jessica would make a good couple.

>>4425870

What made this worse was that the first 30 minutes was more than enough time to figure out the major twist to the movie.

>>4425691
Pretty much everyone has something to gain for murdering everyone. Not just Jessica.

>>4425870
>>4425890
I figured it out by watching the trailer.
Seriously, they couldn't make it more obvious.

Battler was Bernkastels piece the entire time. Also I have no idea what I'm supposed to be solving.

Am I the only one still rooting for the IT WAS MAGIC ALL ALONG ending?

Beatrice is the culprit, she killed them with magic.

Why do you guys hate George so much? Because he wins where you always fail at life?

>>4425914
Guaranteed replis, btw.

get out jessica devs

>>4425902

The trailer made me suspicious that this would be the twist. The first 30 minutes sealed the deal.

Also, the BGM felt really out of place in quite a few scenes in the movie.

>>4425873
George is a pimp. If it wasn't for Battler he could get the Harem end with Jessica, Shannon, and reverse trap Kanon. You know it to be true /jp/.

>>4425936
You forgot Kumasawa.

>>4425739
Fag end? That's bad too.

Unless he is a she, but even then, Kanon is a very one dimensional character, just like Shannon and Jessica. His only cool thing is getting his shit ruined by Beatrice nearly every episode, and saving incompetent Battler in 6.

>>4425873
Jessica likes cute guys, she said so herself.

>>4425940
She can be the bottom bitch

>>4425948
>fag end
>bad

You are clearly new here.

>>4425961
......but only if they're hot.

>>4425999
JESSAAP CONFIRMED

>>4426016
So Jessica is Nanjo now?

>>4426018
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

>>4425996
What can I say, I like the hot moms more than throbbing cocks.

>>4426027
Faggot

>>4426016
Jessica is Shannon's best friend
Gaap is Beatrice's best friend

uh oh

>>4426044
And when I pointed this out a month ago I'd be scorned and ignored by all the jessitrice faggots. Who'd just say "nope, Nanjo = Gaap" with nothing backing it.

>>4426099
But Nanjo does = Gaap. Jessica is Beatrice

>>4426113
Are you implying that Nanjo is Jessica's boyfriend?

>>4426202
BFF. Difference, could save your life, etc.

>>4426202
no, they're in cahoots, he helps her fake death

>>4426113

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Nanjo = Battler

>>4426249
well Battler being suspicious in EP5 make me think he helped the adults to fake the cousins death.

>>4426266
The only thing I dislike about this is it makes EP6 first twilight basically a fucking retread in how it was done.

Way to be fresh and new, Ryukishi.

>>4426319

It pretty much was. Battler admitted himself that he basically just rebaked one of Beatrice's old closed rooms.

>>4426346
You're horrible.

I wish Beatrice was still dead.

>>4426266

It's clear that's what happened. The red confirms they weren't dead yet during the initial guesthouse "death" scene.

>>4426212
Ya, except Nanjo doesn't share Gaap's function. Gaap helps SET UP the scenes and is Beatrice's somewhat prankster friend, Nanjo just helps deceive and is merely an accomplice. Sorry faggot, but Jessica fits that picture, not Nanjo.

>>4426346
I wish Beato were the GM again.

;__;

>>4426386

>>4426386

Beato will never be the GM ever again. She and Battler will never have any more awesome arguments ever again.

>>4426389
Yeah... I mad.
You better not put meta in meta a la Battler and Lambda, Trollkastel.

>>4426386
So we can have more family members doing cool things when they're really assholes?

I personally can't wait for Bern's cold touch on the game, we've had six fucking episodes of sugarcoating, let's wipe away all the bullshit and shows these people for who they really are.

>>4426346
I wish this only because if Battler revived her later it would kick ass.

>>4426408
It's okay, Bern and Battler can have awesome arguments.

>>4426820
But it won't be the same.

Kinzo is not a name, Kinzo is a title, so the red talking about ''names'' refering only to the persons themselves is bull.

Kanon = Kinzo.

ITS SOLVED

>>4426880
Yeah, it'll be better, because Bern's a real villain.

>>4426924
But then the shipperfags will never ever shut up about how they miss the chemistry between Battler and Beato or something equally hurrdurr.

>>4426924
After her image song, I fully expect a fucking stupid "LET'S GIT BACK BERNS HART" end.

>>4426952
>getting back Bern's heart

And suddenly, Princess Tutu.

>>4426978
TWINTAILS BEATO

MY HEART JUST EXPLODED

>>4426978
hhhhhhhhhhhngh

Why DEEN, why? Where is my dem-thighs Beato?!

>>4427020
They gave her cowtits but took away DEM THIGHS.

What the fuck am I viewing.

Can this call for a Beato imagedump, preferably of the DAT [BODY PART] variety?

Umineko girls are the biggest sluts.

>>4427042
But Battler is the biggest slut of them all.

>>4427040
DAT BACK

>>4427046
And he happens to be a girl

Why is Trolltrice so perfect?

>>4427055
>kanon-grabbing-her-own-ass.jpg

>>4427061
Because she's a whore

>>4427061
Because she has the perfect combination of troll and dere.

>>4427067
A perfect whore.

>>4427079
A whore with a perfect pussy.

>>4427075
But didn't original-Beato have that?

>>4427088
Proto-Beato gained most of her memories at the end.

This thread needs more lesbians.

>>4427117

>>4427117
Amen to that.

>>4427117
You called the wrong ones.

>>4427117

Fuck off.

>>4427137
You sound like a slightly asspained brocon Ange follower.

>>4427143

No, I'm a "not every girl-girl friendship means they're lesbians, you fuck tards" asspained

>>4427153
Most Ange/Mammon shippers know that it's not an actual romantic relationship.

But it's hot.

>>4427153
hohoho u mad