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What would the AVGN say about Katawa Shoujo if he happened to review it?

>> No.4415848

>>4415840
Yell like the faggot he is, as always.

/v/ thread.

>> No.4415845

get out ks devs

>> No.4415853

Some combination of fuck, shit and diarrhea. This is about all he is capable of, it seems.

>> No.4415857

He wouldn't. Simple as that.

>> No.4415859

THIS IS GAME IS A SHITLOAD OF FUCK

I MEAN WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>> No.4415861

>>4415848
>Yell like the faggot he is, as always.

His last videos were surprisingly yell-free. You must update your rhetoric if you still want to come across as edgy, my dear man.

>> No.4415868

The what?

>> No.4415869

>>4415861
You follow them religiously, i'm not sure how that's better.

>> No.4415882

Email AVGN and ask him to review Touhou.

>> No.4415900

>>4415861
I watched his videos long ago. Didn't come up as funny, witty, or even good.

How you manage to stomach them after all this time is beyond my understanding.

>> No.4415914

>>4415868
Angry Video Game Nerd. He "reviews" games, with a loud voice and profanities.

>> No.4415920

>>4415869
He releases a review every month or two and each of them is 10 minutes at most. That's hardly "following religiously" or whatever other shit you were trying to say in hopes of putting me down.

>> No.4415924

So you have a bunch of chicks. And they're all fuckin' disabled. What a shitload of fuckin' diarrhea! I fuckin' hate this game.

>> No.4415935

>>4415924
Exactly why it would be awesome for him to do this.

>> No.4415963

I did like his review of MegaMan Zero 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZWTs8ymIl0

>> No.4415956
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4415956

>>4415924
Pretty much this is what I would expect him to say. Not that he ever did say anything more profound than that.

>> No.4415973

The thing with AVGN is that he reviews mostly old games, only /jp/ related shit that qualifies would be the PC-98 Touhous, but even then I doubt he'd do it because he tends to review games he played when he was a kid or shit that is genuinely bad.

Now, looking at the other side of shitty videogame reviews, I would most certainly like to see Yahtzee do a review on Touhou.

>> No.4415989

The Frustrated Eroge Nerd > Angry Nintendo Nerd

>> No.4416017

>>4415989
Self-promotion is reprehensible, ZUN-kun.

>> No.4416040

If we absolutely have to hypothetically say that he reviewed a Windows Touhou game, I doubt there'd be much to complain about. It's not like the controls are unresponsive or broken (one of his major gripes with most of the bad games), and for the most part memorization plays a minor role (unless you're trying to capture all the spellcards and stuff like that).

Well, he does grasp for straws when it's clear that he's reviewing a game that he doesn't consider all that bad, just to appease the fanbase.

>> No.4416351

>>4416040
>Well, he does grasp for straws when it's clear that he's reviewing a game that he doesn't consider all that bad, just to appease the fanbase.

There's been plenty of times where he just plainly reviewed game without overreacting for no discernible reason. Just look at his Battletoads review, or the Castlevania special. Or, hell, even the Swordquest review he released these days, there isn't a sliver of forced cussing in it.

>> No.4416407

>>4416040
He;s starting ot tone that down. The review he released yesterday isn;t really negative at all. It's worth looking at.

>> No.4416451

he might get angry when he realizes he will never have a disabled moe waifu unless he cuts off his wife's arms

>> No.4416459

Not old enough.

>> No.4416492

He'd say it wasn't /jp/-related and report the thread.

>> No.4416511

TODAY WE BRING BACK OUR SPECIAL GUEST, SHIT PICKLE

*fart noise*

WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY AS A LITTLE CARTOON GIRL? WHY CAN'T I BE AN AWESOME SPACESHIP LIKE A NORMAL GAME? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

*fart noise*

THIS GAME IS A SHITLOAD OF FUCK. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DODGE THESE BULLETS? THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! IT'S LIKE I'M PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULETTE AND EVERY CHAMBER IS LOADED.

*fart noise*

I'D RATHER SHIT AN ASS OUT OF MY DICK. I'D RATHER EAT A FUCK SHIT MADE OUT OF PISS. I'D RATHER EAT A STEAK WITH NO A-1 SAUCE.

*fart noise*

*friend comes in poorly cosplayed as a toohoo*

*AVGN beats them up and takes a shit on them*

>> No.4416549

>>4416511
Except he's chilled out a lot and actually talks about the game.

>> No.4416573

>>4416511
>I have watched only one AVGN review and I'm basing my opinions on it while ignoring the rest.

Cue you replying with "When you have watched one, you have watched them all".
Except not.

>> No.4416583

You should follow things you don't like in case they transform into things you do like.

>> No.4416625

>>4416573

TMNT
Odyssey
X-Men games
Ghostbusters
craploads of others I have thankfully forgotten

how many do I have to watch to know that he is garbage /b/ material for 13 year olds?

>> No.4416658

The "real" James Rolfe is actually a pretty nice guy. I met him about a month ago.

>> No.4416782

>>4416658
You met him yet you didn't ask him to review Touhou?

>> No.4416903

>>4416573
The reviews in which he actually talks about a game instead of cursing randomly are far in the minority.

>> No.4418760

WHY THE FUCK IS IT ALL TEXT? THEY EXPECT ME TO READ THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT? IT'S LIKE A FUCKIN' GOD DAMN NOVEL!

>> No.4418814

These are still my favorite AVGN videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV0M9_NwMHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4we8iFk-fY

>> No.4418844

>>4415859

something like this. Though to be fair at least the guy actually has a clue about the era of games he reviews, shame he only has one joke he labours forever.

>> No.4418920

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>> No.4418950

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>> No.4418971

What the fuck is a Dandelion Girl and why should I care?

>> No.4418986

>>4418971
OH LOOK! A WILD BUTTHURT INSECURE KS DEV APPEARED!

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>> No.4419000

>>4418971
If you ever needed to know what a mediocre VG was, this game will gladly show you.

It has average everything. Not bad, but not good.

>> No.4419008

>>4419000
OH LOOK! A WILD BUTTHURT INSECURE KS DEV APPEARED!

OH LOOK! A WILD BUTTHURT INSECURE KS DEV APPEARED!

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>> No.4419029

I am a KS dev. I do not like Dandelion Girl.

>> No.4419051

>>4419029
As a fellow KS dev, I do not like Dandelion Girl as well.

>> No.4419064

>>4419029
>>4419051
Your sheer comedic genius amazes me.

>> No.4419066

>>4418986
The fuck? Is it just me, or has /jp/ gone down the shitter lately.

>> No.4419085

>>4419066
/jp/ has been like this for a while. Remember when it was going to be C76 and we hoped that it would make everything better?

>> No.4419101

>>4419085
Ah yeah, we sure suck at predicting things.

>> No.4419162

>>4419066
OH LOOK! A WILD BUTTHURT INSECURE KS DEV APPEARED!  

OH LOOK! A WILD BUTTHURT INSECURE KS DEV APPEARED!

OH LOOK! A WILD BUTTHURT INSECURE KS DEV APPEARED!

Also FUCK OFF!

>> No.4419202

OP here. Sweet mother of all that is holy, what the hell are you doing to my thread?

>> No.4419214

>>4419202
It wasn't exactly a great thread to begin with.

>> No.4419236

>>4419214
But it had potential.

>> No.4419246

>>4419236
>>4419202
You do know that both AVGN and KS are not really /jp/ related.

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