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But I like her because of that.

>>4407309
You can like her for being a bitch. Just be aware of it.

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu becomes an undead zombie.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

You mean keep the rif-raf out.
When I finally get to gensokyo I want it to be special.
inb4 delusional fags say I get eaten without mercy citing "cannon" sources.

Superior miko is superior.

>>4407335
You'll never get in because Reimu is a bitch.

IT'S SPRING !!

inb4 cirno rape/suicide

Yep, she's a bitch.
And a greedy bitch at that.

Reimu is lovely.

What if I donate?

Brotip: Yukari's the one who maintains the barrier. Reimu's just a victim of Yukari's pranks.

Reimu is cruel, but she knows what she wants.

Reimu is a neko miko.

>>4407299
Good Lord. Thank God you're not at AɳoɳTalk.com.

>>4407335

Prove you won't get eaten then.

>>4407472
Victim?

More like does it because she's a bitch.

>>4407300
How can you say that?
<-- Look ! She's not a bitch, she's just angry.

>>4407312
The last one should be 'Reimu accidentally frees a political prisoner but makes up by beating her to death'

>>4407555
Look! I have a Tiger-Sakutaro!

Who's the bitch keeping millions of generic enemies from flooding out and killing everyone? Humans don't graze well enough in Real-Life-Modo.

sure. a real bitch.

>>4407622
Even demons look like angels when they're asleep.

>>4407633
but no demon can be nice to yukuris. only reimu.

>>4407638
She's nice to Yukuris because they make every else's life hell.

>>4407653
But I like Reimu because she is a bitch.

>>4407653
Are there still only two Haters Gonna Hate Reimu images, or has anyone made more?

People sleep safely in their beds at night because Reimu stands ready to do violence on their behalf.

>>4407650
i donno. alice life are quite better since she got herself a yukuri.

yuyuko likes them too. as well as yuka.

Would you /jp/?

>>4407300
Don't worry. They'll begin to realize that within time. Fellow Reimu hater here.

>>4407472
Yukari just likes to fuck around with the barrier every now and then.

>>4407674
>yuyuko likes them too

>>4407686
that's excactly what i had in mind whan i said it.
but see how yuyuko shows her love, and how reimu do so.

>>4407698
you forgot the first part

>>4407702
sure, tnx

>>4407653

>>4407727
look at the tears in her eyes. she obviously hate doing that.

>>4407726
If you want to successfully force your meme you should go to /b/.

No one will give a shit here unless it reeks of weeaboo-ness.

>>4407742
They're tears of joy.

stop posting guro, please.

reimu is the only one ever cared for the little things. the fact that she hates them too and can still be nice to them only shows.

>>4407312
>Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice
I love her, fuck haters

>>4407772
By "little things" do you mean yukkuries? They're fanon. Canon Reimu is still a bitch.

>>4407312
>Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice
allways wondered about that, because it eems alice holds little grudge against marisa and reimu about that.

i don't think there is a real reason, canonwise, to say shinki is alice's mother. her creator, yes, her god, probebly, but not her mother.

>>4407813
no, she is a badass. learn the differance.

>>4407822
Prove she's a badass, then.

>>4407312
touhou 1-12, reimu doing her job.
her actions are a neccerily evil, and she is doing as little of them as she can afford without harming gensokyo. i'm suprised people hate her for not killing more youkai instead, but than gensokyo wouldn't be half as fun.

>>4407841
badass is what you call a bitch whan she is on the right side.
Q.E.D

>>4407672
>Yukari sleeps safely in her bed at night because Reimu stands ready to do violence on her behalf.

Fixed you there.

>>4407881
That is wrong, nothing can endanger yukari.
>Yukuris sleeps safely in her bed at night because Reimu stands ready to do violence on their behalf.
..is what you wanted to say.

but really, reimu actions are for the good of gensokyo. if you hate her actions so much, you can stick to STB.
(choosing marisa instead of reimu won't change the essence of those actions.)

>>4407893
please spoiler the next part.

/r/ a screen cap of Marisa telling Reimu "Bitch, get out of my way." in IN.

>>4407903
have this instead.

>>4407910
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST
STARRING REIMU AS JESUS

YOU WILL BELIEVE A MIKO CAN DIE FOR YOUR SINS

GUEST STARING REIMU'S ARMPITS AS THE HOPPING WOMAN

>>4407910

Where'd you get this? Is there a site with all the endings on it?

>>4407851
You clearly either haven't played the games or played them without reading the dialogues at all.

PCB: Reimu invades private property and disrupts a flower-viewing event even after hearing they'll only need to delay spring for just a little longer and that all will be back to normal afterwards.
IN: On the verge of an Earth-Moon war, Lunarian traitors devise a perfect plan to protect Earth. Our "heroine" royally fucks it up.
MoF: Our heroine sucks ass at gathering new followers. A new shrine offers her to turn over the Hakurei shrine as a branch shrine for them and Reimu fucks up with the Moriyas even when she could just have said "no" and fight them only when they came to the shrine to take it by force.
UFO: Reimu gets greedy over an innocent merchant ship's goods and ruthlessly sacks and loots it. On top of that, she fights somebody who preached that human and youkai could exist in peace without causing harm to each other.

Really, you can say you love Reimu for being a bitch, but if you really believe she's on the right side you're a faggot.

>>4407894
Nothing can endanger Yukari, but some things can interrupt her sleep in the middle of the night and you don't want Yukari to be woken up too early. Trust me.

>>4407918
more christ goodness at pic releted.

>>4407919
perhaps touhouwiki. this specific pic i got here in /jp/ a few weeks ago.

>>4407924
That is the right side, you faggot. Gensokyo is Gensokyo because humans and youkai can throw a wrench in each other's plans with little to no reprieve. You can be a dick all you want and there's no social stigma attached to it.

The perfect world.

>>4407903
She doesn't.

Alice is the one who says to Marisa "Just yell at her like you always do. 'Bitch, get out of the way!' Like that".

>>4407933
So Reimu is on the right side precisely because she's a bitch? Where's the controversy, then?

>>4407937

Marisa eventually follows up by saying the line.

>>4407924
PCB: spring is late. reimu goes to bring it back.
IN: moon is fake. reimu and yukari goes to bring it back.
MoF: morya suck ass at keeping old followers, so they move to gensokyo.
UFO: reimu take a rest from her usual work by going treasure hunting.

reimu actions are for the good of gensokyo, therefore she is on the right side. nothing about opinion here.

>>4407933
Little to no reprieve?The fact that they don't (usually) die or get any serious consequences doesn't mean a spellcard fight is a light punishment.

>>4407932
forgot me pic
its 1 am here. night you all.

>>4407903
Here

Score cropped due to me being shit at touhou.

>>4407957
It is a light punishment. It's a sport. Youkai cause incidents because it's fun that way. Reimu punishes them because it's fun that way. (Presumably) Reimu states personally in PCB introduction that Gensokyo is a fun place to be in simply because humans can beat up youkai around.

The sight of yukkuris compels me to commit grievous violence against them. Why is this?

>>4408072
They are abominations against all that is right and proper?

>>4407945
Yeah, I went to TouhouWiki to check I wasn't saying bullshit and noticed that, hence why I deleted my post.

>>4407956
Try to disprove me, rather than than just rephrasing the beginning of the storylines.

>UFO: reimu take a rest from her usual work by going treasure hunting
Are you serious? She's not just treasure hunting, she's stealing. There's absolutely no way to defend what she did there.

>>4407975
>Reimu states personally in PCB introduction that Gensokyo is a fun place to be in simply because humans can beat up youkai around.
I'm sure not all Touhoes agree with that.