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437713 No.437713 [Reply] [Original]

Hey, what if Tsukihime was a musical?

>> No.437716

It'd suck.

>> No.437726

>>437713
lots of jumping, everywhere.

>> No.437727

>>437713
Imagine if Tsukihime was a musical. On ice.

>> No.437731

>>437713
Sacchin would have all the songs ;_;

>> No.437733

>>437727
Tsukihime on Ice, the new Disney Show.

>> No.437741

>>437731
Sacchin'd be a Spectator, as usual.

>> No.437748

group sex on ice with Akiha, as the lead.

>> No.437757

>>437748
That means it's not a musical, anymore... unless it's one of those crazy French ones.

>> No.437761

>>437713

Why is Hisui the black one? Why isn't she the blue ranger and Akiha the black?

>> No.437806

>>437761
Why the hell would she be blue?

>> No.437825

>>437806

Why the hell would she be black?

>> No.437846

Shiki:
In sleep he spoke to me
In dreams he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks my name
And do I dream again?
For now I find
The killer of the night is there,
Inside my mind

SHIKI:
Sing once again with me
Our strange duet
My power over you
Grows stronger yet
And though you turn from me
to run away
The killer of the night is there
Inside your mind

Shiki:
Noone has seen your face
Only your leer
I am the "name" you wear

SHIKI:
It's me they fear

Both:
My/Your spirit and my/your blade
In one combined
The killer of the night is there
inside my/your mind

Hisui&Kohaku:
Is that the The killer of the night?
Beware the The killer of the night

SHIKI:
In all your fantasies you always knew
That man and mystery

Shiki:
Were both in you

Both:
And in this massacre
Where night is blind
The killer of the night is here/there

Shiki:
Inside my mind

SHIKI:
Bring me, my imouto-san!

Shiki
He's there,
The killer of the night...

>> No.437873

>>437846
Someone mail this to Nasu.

>> No.437887

>>437846

I lol'd

>> No.437889

>>437846
Iz dat sum phantom of the opera ripoff?

>> No.437973

SACCHIN
I feel petty,
Oh, so petty,
I feel petty and guilty and pain!
And I envy
Any girl who hasn't loved in vain.

I feel thirsty,
Oh, so thirsty
It's alarming how thirsty I feel!
And so petty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the petty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that pathetic girl be?
Such a petty face,
Such a petty dress,
Such a petty smile,
Such a petty me!

I feel crying
And enraging,
Feel like running and killing for joy,
For I'm ignored
By a pretty wonderful boy!

>> No.437974

SACCHIN
I feel petty,
Oh, so petty
That the city should simply kill me.
A mob
Should be organized to destroy me.

ANONS
fap fap fap fap...

Sacchin
I feel dizzy,
I feel funny,
I feel fizzy and funny and mad,
And so petty,
Tohno Shiki could just backstab!

ANONS
fap fap fap fap...

Sacchin
See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

ANONS
What mirror where?

Sacchin
Who can that pathetic girl be?

ANONS
Which? What? Where? Whom?

Sacchin
Such a petty face,
Such a petty dress,
Such a petty smile,
Such a petty me!

ANONS
Such a petty me!

ALL
I feel crying
And enraging,
Feel like running and killing for joy,
For I'm ignored
By a pretty wonderful boy!

>> No.437993

They can call it 'Molluskal the Musical'

>> No.438011

>>437973
I'd pay to see that.

>> No.438088

I'd so want to see that.

>> No.438206

>>437846
oh lawl

>> No.438773

Someone make a musical of this.

>> No.438801

>>437846
We have a fucking winner

>> No.438874

Heck, this one could be sung by half the characters as is.


Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation.
Darkness stirs and wakes imagination.
Silently the senses abandon their defences

Slowly, gently, night unfurls its splendour.
Grasp it, sense it tremulous and tender.
Turn your face away from the garish light of day,
Turn your thoughts away from cold, unfeeling light -
and listen to the music of the night...

Close your eyes and surrender to your darkest dreams!
Purge your thoughts of the life you knew before!
Close your eyes,let your spirit start to soar!
And you'll live as you've never lived before

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind,
in this darkness that you know you cannot fight
the darkness of the music of the night.

Let your mind start a journey
through a strange, new world!
Leave all thoughts of the life you knew before!
Let your soul take you where you long to be!
Only then can you belong to me

Floating, falling, sweet intoxication!
Touch me, trust me, savour each sensation!
Let the dream begin, let your darker side give in
To the power of the music that I write
The power of the music of the night

You alone can make my song take flight
Help me make the music of the night

>> No.438877

>>437713
Your MS paint skills are awesome by the way.

>> No.438884

>>438877
OP didn't make it. I have the complete set, though.

Ren needs to skate in halfway through the musical, perform a double-axle, and then pull out a sign that says REPEAT AGAIN...

>> No.438899

>>438884
>I have the complete set

Any chance on posting them?

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>> No.438917

54325345345 hours in paint.

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>> No.438925

Those are brilliant
Especially
>>438909
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I also still have the anon drawfag suggestion thread works, which are quite good.

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Posting Masked Rider in Type-Moon Toku thread.

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>>438967
I remember what most of the suggestions were for the individual ones, but most should be pretty obvious.

>> No.439528

>>438884

ITS LEN FUCKING LEN.

THERE IS NO "R" SOUND IN JAPANESE GODAMN, THEY PRONOUNCE IT AS "L"

>> No.439531

>>439528

Get out of /jp.

Fuck.

>> No.439539

>>/jp.

>> No.439556

>>439539
>>>
it only takes 1 '>' to quote, dumbass.

>> No.439562

>>437974
>ANONS
>Which? What? Where? Whom?

That part wasn't scripted.

>> No.439566

>/jp.

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Think of me... think of me fondly when. You say. Goodniiight~

>> No.439652

SACCHIN
And now I'm all alone again,
No where to turn, no one to go to
Without a hope, without a friend, Without a face to say hello to
but now the night is near,
and I can make believe he's here.

Sometimes I walk alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of him and then I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The city goes to bed
And I can live inside my head.

On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone, I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me

In the rain the pavement shines like silver
All the lights are misty in the river
In the darkness, the trees are full of starlight
And all I see is him and me for ever and forever

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to him
And although I know that he is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us

I love him
But when the night is over
He is gone, the river's just a river
Without him the world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
The streets are full of strangers

I love him
But every day I'm learning
All my life I've only been pretending
Without me his world will go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known!

I love him
I love him
I love him
But only on my own.

>> No.439658

>>439652
Didn't even have to touch that one.

>> No.439670

so random lol xDA

>> No.439678

>>439670
2/10

>> No.439689

So... would a F/SN musical be like a combination of Camelot, Wicked and possibly some Disney songs from Hercules?

>> No.439701

>>439689
>>Hercules
UBW Overture: From Shirou to Hero.

>> No.439709

>>439701

Fuck that made me lol.

>> No.439711

SHIKI

Shiki, I am overjoyed
To meet you face to face
You've been getting quite a name
All around the place
Stealing Sisters
Killing all the dead
Now I understand you're Nanaya
At least that's what you've said

So you are the Shiki
You're the great Nanaya Shiki
Prove to me that you're divine
Cut my leathal little line
That's all you need do
Then I'll know it's all true
C'mon King of the Kill

>> No.439729

>>439701
Hahaha

>> No.439744

SABER
I loved you once in silence
And mis'ry was all I knew.
Trying so to keep my love from showing,
All the while not knowing you loved me too.
Yes, loved me in lonesome silence;
Your heart filled with dark despair.
Thinking love would flame in you forever,
And I'd never, never know the flame was there.
Then one day we cast away our secret longing;
The raging tide we held inside would hold no more.
The silence at last was broken!
We flung wide our prison door.
Ev'ry joyous word of love was spoken.


And now there's twice as much grief,
Twice the strain for us;
Twice the despair,
Twice the pain for us
As we had known before.


And after all had been said,
Here we are, my love,
Silent once more,
And not far, my love,
From where we were before.

>> No.439751

SHIROU

If ever I would leave you
It wouldn't be in summer.
Seeing you in summer I never would go.
Your hair streaked with sun-light,
Your lips red as flame,
Your face witha lustre
that puts gold to shame!

But if I'd ever leave you,
It couldn't be in autumn.
How I'd leave in autumn I never will know.
I've seen how you sparkle
When fall nips the air.
I know you in autumn
And I must be there.

And could I leave you
running merrily through the snow?
Or on a wintry evening
when you catch the fire's glow?

If ever I would leave you,
How could it be in spring-time?
Knowing how in spring I'm bewitched by you so?
Oh, no! not in spring-time!
Summer, winter or fall!
No, never could I leave you at all!

>> No.439756

One night in Fuyuki and the Grail's your oyster
The witch is in temple but the mana ain't free
You'll get a familiar in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the knight's a she
I can feel a Servant sliding up to me

>> No.439761

Let's not forget Eye of the Tiger!

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>> No.439764

>>439761
That's not really musical material...

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>>439763

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>> No.439815

Sacchin's Lament


What ever happened to my part?
It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act Two,
And I've had nothing yet to do.

I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy Diva
The producers have deceived her.
There is nothing I can sing from my heart.
Whatever happened to my part?

I am sick of my career
Always starting second gear
Up to here, with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy no rewards,
I've no Tony Awards,
I'm Constantly replaced by Britney Spears!

>> No.439853

RIN

Bless my soul
He was on a roll

SABER

Person of the week in ev'ry
Japan opinion poll

RIN

What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a servant and you're talkin' S.R.O.
He was a no-one

ALL

A Shirou, Shirou

RIN

Now he's a honcho

ALL

He's an hero

RIN

Here was a kid with his act down pat

ALL

From Shirou to hero - in no time flat
Zero to hero - just like that

ALL

When he smiled
The girls went wild with oohs and aahs

SAKURA

And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase

ALL

From appearance fees and royalties
Our Shir had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche an' famous

SABER

He could tell you
What's a Holy urn?

ALL

Say amen
There he goes again

RIN

Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10

>> No.439861

RIN

Shirou to hero - and who'da thunk

RIN

Who put the Bone in his own Sword?

ALL

Shirou!

SABER

Whose daring deeds make him bored?

ALL

Shirou!

SAKURA

Is he bold?

ALL

No-one braver!

SABER

Is he sweet?

ALL

Our fav'rite flavour
Shirou, Shirou...

Bless my soul
Shir was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high

RIN

And the nicest guy

ALL

Not conceited

He was a nothin'
A Shirou, Shirou
Now he's a honcho
He's an hero

ALL

He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From Shirou to hero
Shir is an hero
Now he's an hero
MOU IKKAI

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Shiki:
Akiha!

Akiha:
Shiki, I've waited so long.
I knew you'd come.

SHIKI:
Akiha will finally have to become my queen!

Shiki:
For the rest of my life, I'll keep you near...

SHIKI:
Then it's a duel!

>> No.439915

>>439861
A SHIROU, SHIROU! MOU IKKAI!

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>>439915

>> No.439958

This thread ruined every Disney musical for me.

>> No.439959

>>439918
Egao saku kimi to dakiattetai
Moshi tooi mirai wo yosou suru no nara
Aishiau futari itsu no toki mo
Tonari dooshi anata to atashi sakuranbo

>> No.439979

GILGAMESH
BETTER THAN BEST
THE KING OF HEROES
ALL HE SEES, DOWN ON YOUR KNEES,
MONGRELS ARE THEE!
GET OUT OF HIS WAY, COME ON,
OR SUCK GATES OF BABYLON,
AND GET IMPALED WITH TEN SWORDS IN THE CHEST!

GILGAMESH
PERFECTLY DRESSED,
THE KING OF HEROES,
HAS MORE SWORDS, THAN HE HAS WHORES, DEFINITELY.
HE’S DESTROYED ENEMY LORDS
SIMPLY BECAUSE HE WAS BORED.
WHO CANNOT BE IGNORED?
WHY, GILGAMESH!

>> No.439987

>>439958

meet >>439979

>> No.439996

>>439979

Damn I forget. What song's this parodying?

>> No.440002

>>439996
"Prince Ali" from Aladdin.

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Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
It means toothed pussies for the rest of your days
It's our intercourse-free neurosis

Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata?
Yeah. It's our motto!
What's a motto?
Nothing. What's a-motto with you?

Those two words will cause all your sexual problems

That's right. Take Pumbaa here
Why, when he was a young warthog...

When I was a young wart hog
Very nice
Thanks
He found that vaginas lacked a certain appeal
He thought they have teeth, and wanted a meal
I'm a neurotic soul though I seem thick-skinned
And it hurt my girlfriend that I never put my dick in
And oh, the shame He was ashamed
Thought of changin' my name What's in a name?
And I got downhearted How did ya feel?
Everytime that I...

Hey! Pumbaa! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry

Vagina Dentata! What a wonderful phrase
Vagina Dentata! Ain't no passing craze
It means toothed pussies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free neurosis
Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Vagina Dentata! Vagina--
It means Toothed Pussies for the rest of your days
It's our intercourse-free neurosis
Vagina Dentata!
(Repeats)

I say "Vagina"

I say "Dentata"

>> No.440023

>>439979
Wow. That's incredible.

>>440007
I guess Sakura is the ultimate stinkbug.

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>> No.440075

>>440048
wat

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>> No.440093

>>440078
I don't think Shiki would make a good surgeon, since he'd probably kill then when he does an incision.

>> No.440100

>>440093
That's..

That's the joke.

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>> No.440124

Needs moar I'll Make a Man out of You.

>> No.440128

SABER

Well Berserker had them twelve lives
Archer had a thousand swords
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of battle never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is jam it in
And I'll say

Mister Shirou, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Fight it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends summon Excalibur, LET IT RIP
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a saber for your charge d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha command? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all I gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Shirou, sir, give me a command or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
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>> No.440132

>>439979
We need a Gilgamesh x Kotomine duet.

>> No.440164

>>440132
>>440124
I'll get right on each of these and post them tomorrow after I wake up. Maybe in a new thread.

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>> No.440242

>>440128
You missed a spot

>> No.440251

>>440242
Although "Well, all I gotta do is rub like so - and oh" was pretty funny from Saber's perspective

>> No.440394

>>440242

What?

>> No.440514

>>440394

like the entire middle of it is almost unparodied

>> No.440618

>>440514

Because the entire middle didn't have any Aladdin specific oriented parts in it.

>> No.440624
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>>440124
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUS-NESS
TO DE-FEAT THE HUN

>> No.440629

>>440618
If you feel that way, it was probably a pretty poor choice to begin with then. 7/10 for the effort though.

>> No.440632
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440632

SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A MAN
OUT OF YOU

>> No.440646
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440646

MYSTERIOUS AS
THE DARK SIDE OF
THE MOON

>> No.440708
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440708

>>440632
Merlin, the techno-wizard.

>> No.440855

This thread ruined my memories of Disney movies. At least they were good.

>> No.440916
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440916

This thread is too good to let die. But I'm not exactly sure what song I could spoof..

>> No.440923

>>440916
It's time to make this shit theatrical. Go for a classic Broadway musical.

>> No.440935

>>440923
For example, a Kagetsu Tohya parody of 'Tomorrow', 'Today'.

>> No.442200

i'd want to see Berserker on a musical! on ice!

>> No.442335

call /f/ and /b/, this deserves a musical

inb4 /i/

>> No.442500
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442500

>> No.442633

NERO CHAOS:

Let’s get down to business, the night has begun.
We would have some problems, under the light of the sun.
You’re the saddest girl I’ve ever met,
But it’s weird and strange but true.
Sacchin, I’ve made a vamp out of you.

Lonely as an anon,
But powerful within,
Once you tap your power,
You are sure to win.
You’re a spineless, sad, pathetic girl,
And you haven’t got a clue.
Somehow I’ve made a vamp out of you.

SACCHIN:
I’ve got nothing left,
Say goodbye to those who knew me.

Was I a fool for never telling him?

SHIKI:
This guy’s got me scared to death!

ARC:
I hope he doesn’t bite right through me!
Now I really wish that I hadn’t been killed by him!

NERO:
BE A VAMP!
You must attack men and women!
BE A VAMP!
You’ll have to drink blood soon!
BE A VAMP!
Draining them of their body fluids!
Under the darkness and the moon!

Killers are coming for you, to make you die! (when you are killed)
Drain their blood for power, and you might survive!
You don’t understand what it is that’s planned,
So hurry up and get a clue!
How did I make a vamp out of you?

BE A VAMP!
You must attack men and women!
BE A VAMP!
You’ll have to drink blood soon!
BE A VAMP!
Draining them of their body fluids!
Under the darkness and the moon!

BE A VAMP!
You must attack men and women!
BE A VAMP!
You’ll have to drink blood soon!
BE A VAMP!
Draining them of their body fluids!
Under the darkness and the moon!

>> No.442646

>>442633
wat

>> No.442680

>>442633
bump for win

>> No.442742

bump for someone making Shiki do "I Like Little Girls"

>> No.442793

>>442633
lol, the song about sacchin is begin ignored

>> No.443495
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443495

Bump.

>> No.443506

>>442633
>(when you are killed)

Ho ho ho

>> No.444962
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444962

Bump for musicals

>> No.445550

SION:
By night he came for me,
My friends were slain.
The face that bleeds greatly,
And speaks my name.
And am I free again?
For now I find,
The KAAATTOOOOO of Wallachia is there, inside my mind.

WALLACHIA:
Come once again to me,
Your path is set.
My power over you,
Grows stronger yet.
Freedom from TATARI
You’ll never find.
The KAAATTOOOOO of Wallachia is there, inside your mind.

SION:
Those who have felt your curse,
See your bloody tears.
Behind the masks you wear.

WALLACHIA:
It’s me they fear.

BOTH:
My/Your body and my/your curse,
In one combined!
The KAAATTOOOOO of Wallachia is there, inside my/your mind!

Chorus:
Is that the katto of Wallachia?
Beware the katto of Wallachia.

WALLACHIA:
In all your curséd dreams,
You always knew,
The power of TATARI

SION:
Was all in you.

BOTH:
And in this illusion,
Where all is dead,
In one combined!
The KAAATTOOOOO of Wallachia is there/here,

SION:
Inside my head!

WALLACHIA:
SCREAM, MY DAUGHTER OF ELTNAM!

SION:
Uuu, uu, UWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It’s here, the katto of Wallachia…

>> No.445607

>>445550
KATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTO

>> No.445623
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445623

>>445550

I katto'd.

>> No.445847

>>445623
TATARI!

>> No.445899

CIEL:

There, out in the darkness
A fugitive running
Fallen from grace
Fallen from grace
God be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face

He knows his way in the dark
Mine is the way of the Lord
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As Lucifer fell
The flame
The sword!

Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night

>> No.445978

>>445899
Eat a dick, Javert.

>> No.446200

I'll give this a shot from Belle/Bonjour lines like this to save posts
[Shiki]
Little prefecture it's a quiet city.
Everyday like the one before.
Little town full of little people, waking up to say.
[Shion]
Bonjour!
[Hisui]
Bonjour!
[Kohaku]
Bonjour!
[Akiha]
Bonjour!
[Len]
...
[Belle]
There goes the Priest with her curry like always.
The same old flavors and sides to eat.
Every morning just the same killing demons as they came,
To this poor providential city.
[Ciel]
Good Morning Tohno-kun!
[Shiki]
G'morning Senpai!
[Ciel]
Where you off to?
[Shiki]
The tea room...
I just finished off the most wonderful vampire,
He was blond and was made of rumors and...
[Ciel]
That's nice. Arihiko! The Sauce! Arihiko!
[Tsukihime females]
Look there he goes that guy is different no question.
He so sexy can't you tell?
[Shion]
Never refusing anyone.
[Akiha]
cause he's such a lazy bum.
[Everyone]
No denying he's a special man that Shiki.
[Miyako]
Bonjour!
[Shiki]
Good day!
[Miyako]
How is your family?
[Hisui]
Bonjour!
[Kohaku]
Good day!
[Hisui]
How goes your cooking
[Arihiko]
Heres the sauce
[Ciel]
That's not enough
[Shiki]
There must be more to this screwed up life.

>> No.446224

>>446200
[Sacchin]
Ah! Shiki!
[Shiki]
Good Morning! I've come to help you out of this sport equipment room
[Sacchin]
Really
[Shiki]
No I came to kill you
[Sacchin]
but you said you'd save me yesterday
[Shiki]
Funny thing is that... I lied
[Sacchin]
Wah?! Whats with the knife
[Shiki]
Well it's my favorite! Smooth handle sharp and trusty...
[Sacchin]
Well if you like it all that much, I'm yours.
[Shiki]
But Sacchin
[Sacchin]
I insist.
[Shiki]
Well thank you! Thank you very much!
[Classmates]
Look there at that boy he colasped. I wonder if he's feeling well.
[Tsukihime females]
throwing vampires in a bin
[SHIKI and Nero]
With that stupid shitty grin...
[Villigers]
What a puzzle to the rest of us, that's Shiki.
[Nanaya]
Oh! Isn't this amazing? It's my favorite because you'll see. Here's where I stab her point and blood goes everywhere
[Akiha]
Well It's no wonder that he calls himself a killer.
[Arihiko]
Very different from the rest of us.
[Classmates]
he's nothing like the rest of us. Yes different from the rest of us is Shiki.

>> No.446250

>>446224
*gunshot*
[Neko-Arc]
Wow! You didn't miss a Dead Arc! Your the greatest Dead-Apostle hunter in the whole world.
[Arc]
I know.
[Neko-Arc]
No vampire alive stands a chance against you. And no human for that matter.
[Arc]
It's true Neko-Arc. And I've got my sights set on the one.
[Neko-Arc]
The half-demons son?!
[Arc]
he's the one! The lucky man I'm going to make my servant!
[Neko-Arc]
But hes...
[Arc]
The most beautiful killer in town. That makes him the best! And don't I deserve the best!?
[Neko-Arc]
Well of course, I mean you do, I mean...
[Arc]
Right from the moment when he cut me, raped me, I said he's gorgeous and I fell...As man town as young can be resides killer as good as me,
So I'm making plans to rule and marry Shiki.
[Roa]
Look there she goes, isn't she dreamy? Madmoiselle Arcueid, oh she's so cute!
Bestill my heart, I'm hardly breathing. she's such a strong, tall, dark, and handsome brute.

lyrics end suddenly though

>> No.446387

Needs moar Oliver.

>> No.446508

>>446387
I tried hard, but I fail at rhyming. Let's see.
---
Akiha, Akiha
Never before has a girl wanted more
Akiha, Akiha,
She didn't know that her brother's a whore,
On a dark, dank futon, Shiki had stolen her innocence,
While he held her down
and filled her up with his vile essence

Akiha, Akiha,
What will he do when she turns evil on you?
He will rule the day somebody named her A-ki-ha

Akiha, Akiha,
Never before has a girl wanted more
Akiha, Akiha,
She didn't know that her brother's a whore,
On a dark, dank futon, Shiki had stolen her innocence,
While he held her down
and filled her up with his vile essence

Akhia, Akiha,
What heavens pray will the good Church say?

They will lay the blame on the one who named her

Ak-i-ha

>> No.447488
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447488

Can't believe this has been going on for so long. Oh well.

Ahem.


KATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATTOKATT-

Zepia Eltnam Oberon.
My name is Zepia Eltnam Oberon.
ZepZepZepZepZepia Eltnam Oberon.
My name is-
TATARI...
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
N-N-N-N
Ho, it's from the show! It's from the show!
-from the show!
Ho, it's from the show! It's from the show!
-from the show!
I'm gonna be in the play!
I'm gonna be-
Lead Actor!
I'm gonna be in the play!
HoHoHoHoHo, it's from the show!

AAAAUUUUUUUGH!!!!
I want you to-
Set the stage!
The star is here!
KILL YOURSELF!
Listen to rumors!
Scrub- my- monkey-
Is no encore!
Drain every drop from your beautiful neck!
Set the stage!
The star is here!
KILL YOURSELF!
Listen to rumors!
Scrub- my- monkey-
Is no encore!
Drain every drop from your beautiful neck!

My name is Eltnam.
The curtain.
The curtain.
My name is Eltnam.
The curtain.
The curtain.

Spin the vermin, reverse the guilt
Reverse the birth, reverse the world
Spin around and around and around and AROUND!!

Ho, it's from the show! It's from the show!
-from the show!
Ho, it's from the show! It's from the show!
-from the show!
I'm gonna be in the play!
I'm gonna be-
Lead Actor!
I'm gonna be in the play!
HoHoHoHoHo, it's from the show!

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447493

No wonder people say~
No wonder people say I look-
No wonder people say I look like Dracu-Dracu-Dracula!
No wonder people say~
No wonder people say I look-
No wonder people say I look like-
Arcueid
..Whaaat!?!

More bodies! Mooore!!
More bodies! Mooore!!
Be afraid…
Be afraid!!
Be afraid…
Be Mooore!! afraid!

Ho, it's from the show! It's from the show!
-from the show!
Ho, it's from the show! It's from the show!
-from the show!
I'm gonna be in the play!
I'm gonna be-
Lead Actor!
I'm gonna be in the play!
HoHoHoHoHo, it's from the show!

It's the new Thirteenth!
Just like me, she's a thief.
How do YOU like it?
Nero: We love it.
Nanaya: It's cool.

I'm gonna be in the play!
I'm gonna be-
Lead Actor!
I'm gonna be in the play!

>> No.447498
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447498

URUSAI!!!

>> No.447502
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...

>> No.447591

>>442633

That...that was beautiful anon

>> No.447664

(Context: Shirou is having a dream about Saber's past.)

SABER

I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!

UTHER

Well, I've never seen a king of England
With a chest quite so grand

SABER

I'm gonna be the main event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my SWORD

UTHER

Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing

SABER

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(You've rather a long way to go, young girl,
if you think...)

SABER

No one saying do this
(Now when I said that, I -)
No one saying be there
(What I meant was...)
No one saying stop that
(Look, what you don't realize...)
No one saying see here
(Now see here!)

Free to battle all day
(Well, that's definitely there...)
Free to do it all my way!

>> No.447666

UTHER

I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart

SABER

Kings don't need advice
From old men for the start

UTHER

If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, out of England
I wouldn't hang about
This child is getting quite annoying to sing

SABER

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!

Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!

UTHER

Not yet!

KNIGHTS

Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Arturia's finest fling

Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't waaaaaait ... to be king!

>> No.448117

Ham and jam and spam-a-lot.

>> No.448152

/r/ing someone to do Gaston's song for Gilgamesh

>> No.448577

>>447664
>>447666

Now all I can see is adorable mini Saber-Simba.

>> No.448584
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>>448152
And this thread is fucking awesome.

>> No.448585
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448585

>>448577

>> No.448589

>>448584
oops i meant to do >>448577

>> No.448605
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448605

CAAAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEEEEEEEEL
THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
TONAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>> No.448610

>>448605
toooonight~

>> No.448620

>>448605

Spring is here!

>> No.448624

>>448620
It's not the fucking time Lily!

>> No.448627

>>448585
Thunder, thunder,

Thundercats-- HO!!

>> No.448630

>>448605
I'D FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT BUT THE AWESOME IS INTERFERING WITH IT

>> No.448656

holy shit

this is the best thread ever

>> No.448668

Out of morbid curiosity, do Disney do Karaoke CDs?

>> No.448672

>>448668
Yes. I remember seeing the Lion King version when I was ~9.

My girlfriend owned it. My ~9 year old girlfriend.

That's right.

>> No.448694
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448694

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE KINGS AND VAGABONDS
BELIEVE THE VERY BEST

>> No.448715

>>448694
When I look at Gil's armor, I only think one thing:

C3P0

>> No.448725

>>448715
When I look at Gil's armor, I only think one thing:

My king

>> No.448758

>>448672
I don't think your girlfriend has the Kareoke CDs. Enjoy your girlfriend?

>> No.448777

>>448758
I did, twelve years ago.

Soon afterwards my family moved away and I've been hiki ever since.

Oh Sarah, how I miss you and your insane collection of Lego. She had the space monorail set. ;_;

>> No.448867

>>448777
I don't think she had lego, enjoy your...ok, that was stupid

>> No.448873

>>448867
It was the fucking space monorail set. It kicked so much ass you wouldn't believe.

>> No.449984

>>448873
FUCK, THE SPACE MONORAIL SET?! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

>> No.450044

>>449984
HOLY CRAP I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT SHIT FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS

>> No.450609
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450609

The more you love someone, the more you want to kill them...

>> No.450895

(To the tune of "The Ballad of Sweeny Todd")
Attend the tale of Nanaya!
His hair was dark and his eyes were odd.
He slew the demons and vampires
With the body and instincts he got from his sires,
He cut their lines and pierced their dots,
Did Nanaya.
The perfect killer of all things.

He hid inside a young man’s mind,
Far too deep for his poor host to find,
And what if he came out now and then?
He didn’t want Shiki Tohno to die again!
In Shiki,
Was Nanaya,
The perfect killer of all things.

Swing your small knife wide!
Shiki, hold it to the skies!
“Kyokushi, Nanaya!” and his foe dies!
His needs are few, his lust is there,
A need to hunt them in their lairs,
A lust to kill unnatural prey,
A need to stalk by night and day,
For purpose he deserves a nod,
Does Nanaya.
The perfect killer of all things.

Inconspicuous Shiki was,
‘til he saw the girl in white clothes,
A sudden urge, an urgent need,
Shiki knew that he had to do the deed.
Shiki moved quickly and Shiki sliced,
In seventeen pieces he sliced.
Shiki was smooth, Shiki had the gland,
Shiki would blink and a new woman he’d land.
Shiki was smooth, Shiki had the gland,
Shiki would blink and a new woman he’d land.
Shiki was smooth, Shiki had the gland,
Shiki would blink and a new woman he’d land.
Shiki was smooth, Shiki had the gland,
Shiki would blink and a new woman he’d land.
Shiki! Shiki! Shiki! Shiki! Shiki!

Attend the tale of Nanaya!

He killed a vamp and stole her heart!

What happened then, well that's the game,
And he won’t let us contest his claim…

Not Shiki,
Not Nanaya.
The perfect killer of all things.

>> No.451163

Archive this shit.

>> No.451181

>>451163
No, you ignorant faggot.

>> No.451200

>>451181
huh?

>> No.451222

>>451163
It already is anyway.

>> No.451224

>>450895
>In seventeen pieces he diced.

And now it's perfect.

>> No.451246

>>451224
No, in the original it has "planned" twice, so made it "sliced" twice instead.

Though "diced" twice has a ring to it, too...

>> No.451313

Presenting a variation of Food, Glorious Food, as sung by Nasu.
---
Fish, glorious fish!
Mollusks and crustaceans!
It's sure a fine dish --
A vagina like an ocean!
Sea shells and meaty crabs!
What next is the question?
The Nanaya clan have it, boys --
An e-rection!

Fish, glorious fish!
We're anxious to try it.
Three pussies a day --
Our favourite diet!

>> No.451327

>>451246
Whichever you prefer.

>> No.451366
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451366

>>451313
AWESOOOOOOOME!!

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