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>>43961218

Gazer also best cat

Bin the Lim.

>>43961218
Gazer Goop™ smoothie

>>43961224
That's a pretty soft looking dragon.

>>43961224
That's a good tummy.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Here's actual best girl.

>>43961224
>Strength: average
For a dragon, right?

>playing FGO
>explanation chapter and bossfight against Dracae. Water-spirit that kidnaps men to get a husband and mate to have a baby
Maaaan. Do we have one of those in MGE? Searching Dracae just makes a bunch of dragons pop up

Dragon hags

>>43961285
Literally every aquatic monstergirl

>>43961285
Yeah, that's a lot of aquatic MGs, most notably charybdis and kraken.

>>43961315
I am afraid of drowning so I'll stick to the nice, safe desert.

The Demon Lord endorses playing with little girls

I found a gold Sahuagin that said she'll grant me any wish, and she actually delivered. First I wished for a kiss, then I wished to mating press her, and then I wished to marry her.

Seriously need me a like like monster girl.

>>43961334
The demon lord endorses people watching her give birth. I'll stick to the big curvy girls, thanks.

I decided to drive around the world and had no problems until I got to dragonia. Then all of a sudden it was corrupt cops and fine after fine given to me with a note offering alternative payment. Should I keep going? I'm almost out of money but only have the Malef part to get through until I leave the country.

>>43961250

>>43961369
I fucking love that this happened, pure KC mindset
>kenko-san, would DL let me watch her give birth?
>"what the f- yeah sure man, whatever makes your dick happy, she'd be even selling fucking tickets for her birth show to people like you"

>>43961384
Dragonia doesn't take kindly to recidivist scum like you. I think the fox region of Zipangu is more your speed. They smell better and don't have those unsightly scales, too.

>>43961369
She just wants single men around to give her daughters away to.

>>43961396
Triple Wurm!

>>43961302
>>43961315
Just weirds me out that Scotland had this perfect MGE myth yet she isn’t an actual monster here

>>43961224
What's Easter politics?

>>43961434
>she isn’t an actual monster here
Yet. Maybe we'll see her once KC is done dicking around with what he's working on and gets back to actually releasing profiles.

He died in that prison, the prank is not so fun now

>>43961445
One party wants to build giant stone heads and the other party doesn't.

>go to aquarium in mgc
>watching all the demonic fish swim by when suddenly this presses against the glass
>wyd?

>>43961461
>chesh gets Anon arrested
>plans to break him out with her magic
>jails are coated in an anti-wonderland glue (yes, it's real)
>now has to get arrested herself and break him out from the inside before his sukeban oni cell mate sells him for a pack of cigarettes

How are you enjoying summer so far?

>>43961482
tap on the glass where her pussy is pressed against

>>43961486
>sells him for a pack of cigarettes
I'd probably become local currency in MGC prison

>>43961488
Pretty gud without comic ballon tits.

>>43961486
He is already dead, stab to death by some gang member who want to rank up. Maybe the chesh will learn from this mistake. Human's prison are still hellholes

>>43961486
>oni cell mate
Anon would be done for as soon as it's shower time and she (intentionally) drops her soap and bends over with her ass facing him.

>>43961482
Ask the staff for the catch of the day special

>>43961488
>How are you enjoying summer so far?
by staying inside like usual

>>43961517
Can you still milk a sea cow? Can you keep one from raping you by swimming away at a moderate pace?

>>43961488
Horrible like every years

>>43961486
You gotta join a gang for protection

>>43961517
>Oooh what are you doing down here underwater. Let me help you
>*Bonk*

>>43961533
Of course, sea cows are mammals.

>>43961250
Seems pretty good, keep it up, sosu~
I can help with coding.

>>43961539
turf war? more like a tuft war

>>43961517
Manayetee

>>43961496
>think you're going to get mating pressed the instant you get into the yard
>dragon wanders over to you
>biggest one you've ever seen, coated in scars, only one and a half horns
>tells you that you belong to her now
>rents you out to lonely monsters
>they're not allowed to do anything more than grope and snuggle you without her permission
>monsters have to pay years worth of prison loot if they want to actually buy you
>a gang of monsters have been in the talks of pooling their money to buy you from the boss
>chesh is hard at work making vulgar license plates in the shop and trying to tunnel out with a spoon

>>43961403
Clean your air filter before and after your visit though, the fluff will murder your engine otherwise.

>>43961588
the fuck is going on with her nose

>welcome~ welcome~
>what would you like to buy, handsome~

>>43961609
Do you have Graham Crackers?

>>43961486
Ahah ruining someone life is so fun. Mamonos and 3D are looking like the same thing in this thread

>>43961609
I'm gonna slap her in the face with a big wad of cash.

>>43961609
A rope,. please.

>>43961597
She’s a clown now the bogies got to her.

Made another LIM chapter.
Again, the title name is not literal. Made a few fixes for the first chapter.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47024158/chapters/122205931

>>43961609
Is that weird leaf in the back for sale?

My 5 year anniversary with my lich wife is coming up!

>>43961556
Fun fact!
Manatee girls have a surprisingly large amount of mana. But their so simple minded they rarely use even a portion of it!

>>43961623
Man are you trying to get married to a Wisp or what? Men who kill themselves will be turned into Undead Incubi and will be instantly married to a undead monster it be the rules in the Undead Kingdom.

>>43961609
I'll take that knocked out Tanuki in the back for 20 bucks. Take it or leave it.
Before you ask, no, I don't like foxes, they're ugly.

>>43961369
>The demon lord endorses people watching her give birth.
Well, she doesn't require you to do that to play with the little girls so you're still good, no need to hide among the big girls.

>>43961622
>she picks up the cash and counts them.
>"that enough for.... 2 months of special service."
>"we can either start here or at your place~"
>"no refunds"
good job Anon. you just paid to get foxed

>>43961635
I'll have to remember to check it later.
>>43961648
Daughters grow up so fast, too.

>>43961650
No, I hate them
False, you can be send to after life in order territory.
I need a new rope for my fishing boat, that's all. Can I buy one?

>>43961642
>>43961660
>the fox is now glaring daggers at you
>"10000 bucks and all your clothes."

>>43961673
That they do!

>>43961681
That would probably disappoint a Wisp and other undeads where you’re just buying rope for mundane things instead of committing unlife, where it would be comical of their reactions.

>>43961609
how much for the bound tanuki?

>>43961686
I am the bike zoom zoom.

>"monster girls love you for who you are!"
>every mg story has male main characters that are conventionally attractive, are skilled in some field or has strength of character in some capacity
>even when they are described as unlovable losers
Sometimes I wonder if a monsters girl would even look in my direction, as it would seem that I am not even on the same level as the most dysfunctional of maladapts.

>>43961488
I want to go hiking but work and weather keeps getting in the way

>>43961686
I need her clothes, her boots and her motorcycle.

>>43961721
I mean if you’re passionate about something I’m pretty sure a monster girl would go after you.

>>43961728
>not passionate about anything other than maybe games
Damn...

>>43961721
Sure, you just get one of the NPC monster girls, like the level 1 slime who challenges everyone but always loses and gets left behind.

>>43961724
go deep into the woods

>>43961737
>eccentric Salamander becomes obsessed with competitive games and declares regular combat obsolete
Come the fuck on, use your imagination a bit

>>43961737
You either get a automaton or a very nerdy Anubis. They are very autistic about those things especially with Miss Anubis she goes crazy over those Lego video games.

>>43961706
I will comit unlike but not now.

>>43961747
more of a hill man myself

>>43961749
>competitive
I'll pass thanks

>>43961757
>When you tell her you have a thing for angels

>>43961728
Ahahahahahahahah
Made me actually laught, where do you think we are?

i wuv my jub

>>43961609
Hello yes, I would like to buy 99 potions, 99 hi potions, and 99 elixirs
I WILL brute force that next boss and nothing will stop me.

>>43961673
>Check it later
Thank you.
Again I find the timing auspicious again. Right when the actual edgeposters are being edgy again, oh well.

>>43961609
I'll have a number 9 with cheese.

>>43961769
What you don’t have a hobby or some shit?

>>43961754
>schedule dog
Only if she is exceptionally cuddly

>>43961779
Not anymore I think

meiya gives her friend some cheesecake

>>43961771
Oh yeah, Happy (late) Birthday!

>>43961788
thanks

>>43961754
>good news, you get an Anubis
>bad news, she's into Warhammer 40k

>>43961792
maybe I'll finally get my admech painted...

i got a lot of birthday art from friends. the one with the kiki is one i commed for a friend (the kiki is his wife)

>>43961721
Jesus fuck get a hobby. If nothing else you can attract the "I can fix him crowd" if you are super cringe. But do you really want to be whipped into shape by a Dark Elf or a Dark Priest?
Or maybe the Sabbath will find you and adopt you as the big brother to a precocious little Witch.

>>43961787
Happy birthday, man.
If my waifu wants to learn baking, can she ask Meiya for some tips?

>>43961805
Miss Wurm cares about your physical AND mental health.
And gives excellent hugs.

>>43961810
yeah!

>>43961721
Well duh, most adventurers or explorers are gonna be skilled or have strength of character.

i got a lot of art.

>>43961805
Or no one will notice me, just like right now. A slow uneventful life, not sad or happy, just a void. I don't mind being a nobody guy, it's comfy in a way.

>>43961721
>>43961866
Either kill yourself or stop whining, nobody wants to read your tumblr blog.

>>43961875
You're right, my bad

>>43961860
Now I'm jealous

I am pumped on abyssal juice nobody can stop me now hahahaha!

i love my wife

>>43961926
glazed eyes
vacant head

>>43961931
You calling her mentally changed?

>>43961924
>anon melts into a puddle and gets mopped up by shog

>>43961939
Meant mentally challenged maybe I’m the challenged one.

>>43961931
>>43961939
>>43961946
go kill yourselves. fuck you.

I can deal with monsters and their flirting without stuttering or anything, but the moment I look a monster in the eyes with the right color eyes, I'm toast

>>43961940
Impossible that’s just dumb wouldn’t happen I will have my harem of abyssal girls and rule the abyss.

>>43961948
lmao

>>43961953
Who asked?

>>43961957
But why? That sounds like so much work. Wouldn't you rather have Miss Shog cook you a nice dinner? You can eat it with the new dinnerware and silverware she ma--bought--for you.

>>43961983
I asked.

>>43961990
No you didn't.

>>43961987
No I want to become the chaos emperor.

>>43961953
I'd stutter and yellow eyes with black sclera would leave me speechless, especially on a blueberry. Yellow/hazel is nice in general though.

>>43962012
Black sclera is one of my weaknesses, too.

>>43962014
Oh no... it's starting again

Forcing eye contact seems like a pretty common way of flirting.
You aren't weak to that sort of thing, right Anon?

>arrive in hagville
>acquire cardboard box in alley
>borrow sharpie from a store
>write "to a good home" on box
>lie down in box
>take nap

>>43962012
word

>>43962014
I love sweaty or wet monsters

blue skin erotic

>>43962012
Red and black sclera is my go-to but yellow also works

>>43962040
I know the nose staring trick, I'll be f--

>>43962012
Is this blue enough for you, little fish?

>>43962040
God know I wouldn't be able to look any monster in the eye, much less intense ones like hellhounds or this dog

>>43962040
I can handle eyes promising great bodily harm, but I cannot handle eyes promising extreme levels of love and devotion.

>>43962040
To some, eye contact is meant to be a challenge so it's best not to look and risk it.

How would you respond to a monster you consider 10/10 complimenting your looks in no uncertain terms?

>>43962014
Her tail looks like a buttplug.

>>43961218
I can defeat Gazer.

>>43962091
This anon got “attacked” by a Gorilla Kakuen.

>>43962080
That's pleasantly blue. It helps that mersharks are closet good girls, too.

>>43962103
My Fight/Flight/Freeze instincts would kick in, and I'd probably either simply nod or say something like, "uh, thanks" and try to leave.
> Difficulty: She's likely either very yandere or an Ushi. Probably an ushi.

>>43962126
I forgot but don’t mersharks playfully bite their soon to be husbands.

>>43962103
I would not put myself in such a position.

>>43962127
Yandere Ushi.

>>43962103
I'd be panicking on the inside but able respond without seeming like it

>>43962103
Not believe her, tell her to go bully someone else, then leave.
Words will simply not cut it

Reminder that if you encounter a purple snake in the desert, you should always check if she has feathers. You might stand a chance against an Apophis but if it's a Basilisk then your best chance is to just run.

>>43962089
What are you afraid of? Are you that scared of romance? It's very silly how much time we spend in these threads, talking about how desperate we are for even the slightest bit of affection, only to cower in fear at even the hypothetical of such affection.

If you are a really devoted worshiper you have to drink the milk, ALL of it, straight from the tap.

>>43962130
Soon to be husband's just get aggressively bitten (no harm is done thanks to MAMONO MANA), husbands get love bites and cuddles.

>>43962156
It always comes with a caveat.

>>43962132
You'd prevent being approached by a girl you find hot and vice versa?

>>43962162
Begone, milky thot.
These are "Eyes up Here" hours

>>43962162
Fine already, just stop tormenting the smaller foxes with your milk.

>>43962103
Attempt to flirt and probably fail unless I was in a certain kind of headspace.

I'm going to unseal an Ushi-Oni by taking her blindfold off and then saying "Go! You're free now! Go and be free!"

>>43962173
ye

>>43962132
You're human, Anon, and she's a succubus-infused monster girl.
> Kabedon at a party
> She simply walks up to you while you're seated
> Teleports into your home
> Incorporeally walks into your home
> Slimes her way into your home
> Tears the roof off of your home and flies away with you.
These are all things a mamono in love might do! You cannot pretend you can fight off any/all of those scenarios. Your future wife could be on your roof RIGHT NOW.
> Go check! I'll wait.
So, yeah, your non-answer is just you lying to yourself.

>>43962199
she cannot fall in love if she never sees your face

>>43962139
Stop, my penis can only get so erect!

>>43962206
You'd think so but beast girls mostly hunt by smell.

>>43962206
That means she doesn't love you for your looks, but your personality.

>>43962206
You're funny

>>43962206
Oh.
Ooooooooh!
Anon, Miss Basilisk can. It is part of her whole shtick.

>>43962215
That's true--if you get too close to an unwashed hellwan, the stench will incapacitate you.

>>43962215
>>43962217
>>43962218
>>43962221
she cannot fall in love if you dont even cross paths
inevitably she will find another single guy

Would you help your evil wife with her schemes or try to fix her?

>>43962237
You will cross paths will her. It won't be this girl, and it won't be that girl, but you will meet The One eventually.

>>43962237
Miss Sandworm does not give compliments subtly!

>>43962249
full evil all the way, else i would get bored

>>43962199
>Slimes her way into your home
Oh geeze that's a big part of my slime fantasy/nightmare.
>Barricading yourself in your room only for her to slip under the door
>Watching in terror as she slowly pools under the door crack
>Suddenly something wraps around you from behind
>A second body of her had slipped under the window while you were distracted
>You jump out of bed and try to escape, somehow getting away from her sticky, slimy grip
>Attempt to flee through the bathroom window
>Slime that entered through the bathroom sink grabs your legs and makes a beeline for your groin
>Slimes from the bedroom closing in
>You panoc and lose your footing, and almost take a nasty fall
>Lucky for you, you are saved by the big mass of slime relaxing in your tub
The entire time they are all unnervingly calm, almost flirty. With a kind smile but such lustful eyes.

Shog has no legs, haha! She's legless!

>>43962046
also how i plan on getting a wife

>>43961609
One 20€ Steamcard.

Barges into your house
Becomes your wife
Doesn't leave
Refuses to elaborate

>>43962371
Sigh.

>>43962368
gonna spray her with a water bottle
no smoking in this house

>43962371
>43962375
>>>/trash/
Fuck off vermin

Goblins or Imps?

>>43962399
I'm writing an imp fic right now. I doubt it will go over 2k words though.

>>43962249
>"You already tried to conquer the world solo and it didn't work... but imagine what you could do with ten dragons, or a hundred. You need family"
Telling her to give birth to a hundred daughters and raise them all to conquer the world may cause problems later, but I'm sure someone somewhere is trying to give birth to a hundred sons and raise them all to save the world, so it should all balance out in the long run.

>>43962399
A tier: Green skin goblin
C tier: MGE imp
D tier: MGE goblin
F tier: D&D imp (rimshot!)

>>43962065
True, but Dark blue or Light blue?

>>43962442
It's hard to compete with the Demon's deeper blue color, but the lighter ice girl blues aren't bad either.

>>43962399
redcaps

>>43961771
>>43961787
>>43961791
>>43961797
Cute bird and happy birthday, anon.

>>43962491
thank you

>>43962399
Whichever has the better lingerie.

>>43961250
I fear cats cause of her, never was into them much until her. She tommed me and I hate myself for it, I won't be a tom I WONT

>>43962103
I’d just give a very confused look

>>43962527
I dunno, Anon. Maybe just have a cuddle?

>>43962040
nah, overcame that

>>43962103
just look at her funny and tell her im good
im a married man

Submit to vampires
Become bloodbags
Love vampires

>>43962578
I will submit but i will not love

>>43962578
I will never submit to dorks!

>>43962587
You will love anon, you will.

>>43962574
Isn't your wife the 10/10 girl to you?

>>43962578
Never!

>>43962600
this didnt say my wife, its some random monster. and shes a 20/10

>>43961517
No joke I once saw three large manatee girls force a man to fuck them in the ass.

Behold! The Cat Girl of tomorrow!

>>43962620
Then think of the situation where it's your wife that suddenly feels the urge to extensively tell you how hot she think you are.

>>43962127
An Ushi would probably get me to do anything. I love them.

>>43962638
truly perfect, with them massive hips made for breeding

>>43962596
>Calling your future wife a dork
Not nice anon, she'll make you say sorry in the bed later.
>>43962607
Y'know I've always been torn on the fantasy of beating a vampire with a Dhampir, or losing to a vampire with a Dhampir. I lean towards the former

>>43962578
>call a vampire a dork over the internet
>muscle vamp knocks on your door the next day
>close it in her face
>she rips it off its hinges

Vampires are scary though...

>>43962646
probably tease her or blush a bit

>>43962680
For me, losing with the dhampir is the way to go just because I think a vampire deserves to finally beat the meddlesome duo that keeps foiling her plans

>>43962691
Don't worry anon, after she feeds on you she'll cuddle you and tell you how good you are and how she got the best human in the world.

>>43962677
Hips>tits

>>43962688
>She can't get inside because you didn't invite her in
>Call her a dork through the doorway the entire time

You wouldn't date a filthy Omen, they're cursed creatures touched by heresy and outcast by the Golden Order to die in the sewers!

Sleepy head

>>43962707
Based and same, plus I do kinda agree with vampires and I have a corruption kink

Don't fuck evil witches.

>>43962714
when fun sized yes, but the best is tall and meaty

>>43962680
>>Calling your future wife a dork
It would bring me to tears knowing that my future wife is a pathetic dork and the feeling is mutual because we really are kindred spirits, so we'd hug and cry while we realize we really do love each other.

>>43962770
look for one in a white outfit

>>43962746
Morgott hates herself...

>>43962779
Check--not just any evil witch will do--get one in a white outfit.

>>43962777
>A cupid that looks like she didn't sleep for 3 days grabs you and teleports you into a dingy looking room
>You see a pretty girl, she's a vampire neet
>You both get shot with love arrows and are told to have fun

>>43962779
I think she may be a dark mage in disguise

Imma be the johnny bravo of MGE

>>43962707
damn is that a squeezeable ass

>>43962770
She's not evil, anybody that feels that good can't be evil.

>>43962833
Please don't squeeze your adventuring partner's ass. It'll get you both distracted at the wrong time in a dungeon

>>43962854
No anon! She'll make you her pet, you'll never be able to live without her, hell you won't even be able to fall asleep easily unless you're holding her.

>>43962875
I'm sure the dungeon boss is willing to wait for you to have a quick squeeze or two

>>43962883
What is she, a bicorn?

>>43962883
Flaunting in front of dungeon monsters is how your get KO'd by a jealous boss going all out

>>43962787
It's more like the aftermath of it
>Cupid goes to check on them
>they're together in bed with tears
>she asks wtf is going on
>"I love her!"
>"I love him too!"
>Cupid nopes the fuck out because she doesn't want to deal with this bullshit
>so much that she leaves her Banshee assignment to someone else

>>43962893
>Villainous bicorn decides to mindbreak and corrupt you and your adventurer partner because you're both cute

Is there anything more DISGUSTING than pre-marital sex?

>>43962824
>Johnny Bravo in MGE
>Walks around Lescatie hitting on mamono, but can never get laid
>They all turn him down because, somehow, every one he approaches are already taken
>That, or he was marked by a Hebi long ago and the poor bastard doesn't even know it
>The only one that gives him any attention is a sassy red-headed witch named Suzy

>>43962915
pre martial handholding

>>43962919
the funny thing is that he gets laid, we just watch his fuck ups

what do i unsealed an old wurm

>>43962915
A Unicorn wrote this post

>>43962915
True marriage begins at consenting insertion. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

>>43962822
well yeah, for mages. i'm talking about witches
good witch- white clothes
morally ambiguous- dark clothes

>>43962941
Give her a burger.

>>43962959
now what, i dont want her to rampage

>>43962915
>>43962922
You should be handholding during sex for the first time right after your marriage.

>>43962971
Show her your favorite movie and stay by her side so she doesn't want to leave.

>>43962971
Give her your penis later

If I just feed a Hellhound steaks until she enters a food coma and sleeps for twenty hours straight, then I'll be able to get away unraped and be half a country away by the time she wakes!

>>43963002
>Anon tries this
>She just holds him like a teddy bear during her food coma and rapes him upon awakening

>>43962882
That doesn't sound too bad, getting to be around her so often actually sounds really nice.

>>43963002
>Hellhound wants to fuck Anon
>he gives her lots of steaks
>now Hellhound wants to officially marry Anon ASAP because he feeds her and she still wants to fuck him

>>43963002
but not before fondling her before leaving

>>43963002
She's gotta work those calories off some way. May as well do it by chasing you down

>>43961218

>>43963036
>tfw no triplet monstergirl wives

People here talk about how they'd insta-lose to any girl that grabs them the minute the portal opens. But honestly, I'm tempted to take a different approach.

I'm a degenerate. I'm a pervert with more fetishes than I can name. I'd be a great catch for just about any girl of any species.
So why not make it tough? Why not reject every girl that comes my way? Turn down feeding a Level 1 slime. Tell a saggy hag her eggs have expired. And when the ancient evil wants me to join her? Calmly and cooly say "Nah."

Of course I won't hurt the girls. I just don't want to lose so easily.

>Talk to angel
>Sentenced to 1,000 years of rape for your crimes
>Ask what did you do?
>Back talk gets you sentenced to 10,000 years of rape
>Keep quiet
>Your silence is proof your guilty soul another 5 years of rape
>reac-
>1,000 more years of rape
>Jail cell looks like a normal house
>angel who prosecuted you is demanding you eat the dinner prepared before your punishment sex
Why are angels like this?

>>43963051
>taking turns with each every single night

>>43963051
>>43963059
>being forced to take turns one at a time because they share their sensations, so stimulating all three at once leads to pleasure related whiteouts
>which means you can "punish" them by pleasuring more than one at a time

Elves deserve spankings.

>>43963086
I want to fuck elves in my eldritch form.

>>43963086
elves deserve romantic dates

>>43963055
It only works if you're dead set on a specific type.

>>43963086

>>43963055
why be the callous bitch you've escaped from?

>>43963086
yes

>>43963123
What's that old saying? "If you meet the Buddha, kill him?" Even if I met a girl that's the same species as my waifu, I'd turn her down. After all, if she was really my waifu, I would submit immediately, right?

Maybe I get some sort of satisfaction (spiritual, ideological, just non-sexual) from saying no to girls who think they can seduce any man they want with ease.
Maybe I've played too many shitty eroges, and want some revenge for all those scenes where the protagonist pathetically gives in.

I'm sure plenty of girls would think it's a ruse, and I'm just looking for a crazy strong, crazy determined girl to seduce me. But honestly, the harder she tries
>underhanded tricks
>attacking my fetishes
>coming back again and again
The more strongly I'd want to turn her down.

Maybe I'm fucked in the head. Maybe this is just how I find my ideal partner. A girl that sees me as a real person and not just a cum pump.

>>43963086
Elf hands typed this post.

>>43963086
Elves deserve belts

Gonna make it big by counting cards at the MGC casino

>>43962997
>>43962998
just see this now

>>43961218

>>43963246
Haha, time for foxgirls

>>43963261
fox hours

>>43963199
>A girl that sees me as a real person and not just a cum pump.
You could have just said you want a girl who wants to take it slow and won't be flirty right out of the gate.

>>43963276

>>43963276
what do you mean, all the time is fox time when you live inside your own head
ha. ha...

>>43963227
There's 52 of them per deck, Anon. Nobody's going to be impressed that you know that--it's the normal number!

>>43963354

remember to give your foxlets a proper upbringing.

>>43963353
Not like that, anon. I'm going to beat the casino by playing the blackjack odds. They'll never know what hit them when I leave a millionaire!

I could beat every monster.
>Succubus
more like succs to be you because I won't fucc u bich.
>Greenworm
*picks her up and places her on her back* BOOM now she's cursed to wiggle around helplessly.
>Sleepy mouse
*Places comedically large mouse traps everywhere* Pest dealt with.
>Devil roach
Just tell them you only have interest in a monogamous relationship and watch them cry.
>Bicorn
*I would never cuck you* Bicorn would flee in shame at such words.
>Meme cat
Not funny, didn't laugh.
>Fox
*shaves her tails removing the mofu virus from the world*
I never lose and that includes my virginity.

>>43963390
Please do not do that.

>>43963292
Well that has more to do with the girl than me, right?
>A girl that will try and seduce you from the start
>A girl that plays the long game and "takes it slow"
I'm not a mark. I'm not so shallow and stupid. I'll turn them both down.

>>43963390
Instant loss bait walking

i can plap every monster unlike my gay cousin above

>>43963354

>>43963405
Sounds like a you problem. Every girl wants a husband to pump a few into her and love on, so enjoy being alone I guess.

>>43963390
>quote from anon who lost to a lvl 1 slime outside his village

>>43963415
I’m on that eldritch mofu it will change your life forever man.

>>43963415
The dreaded mofu ball

hello. id like monster girls with sharp teeth please.

>>43963439
Miss Gazer's smile is exactly what you need.

>>43963439
just a nice pair of chompers is all i want.

>>43963439
Failing that, here's a cat!

Are there any central/south american monster girl fans?

>>43963480
what if im more of a dog person

>>43963076
A harem who all share senses sounds pretty hot desu

>>43963505
Then a dog you shall have!

>>43963417
I think I just consider losing to a monstergirl as still losing, even if I get a happy life and a loving family.
It's fun being pursued, so call it selfishness to not want to give that up, even if I make it non-sexual.
But for finding a waifu, I want to do the pursuing.

I want a girl that has my heart simply by existing. She doesn't lie to me or try and deceive me, because she doesn't need to. She never consciously tries to seduce me, because her every action already drive me wild.
I connect with her on a spiritual and emotional level, not just sexual or fetishistic. I'm in love with the real her, so I pursue her instinctively.

>>43963518
Sounds like you need a queen slime.

>>43963543
yaaaaaaas

>>43963543
But they're all the same slime

>>43963556
Listen, you wanted your hive mind harem you got your hive mind harem.
Alternatively, maybe liliraune?

>Happily married to shirohebi
>Make the classic mistake of acknowledging another girl's existence
>Punished with blue fire and 72 hours of confinement in her tail
Honestly, it's probably best you just stay home at this point.

>>43963564
What if your hive mind was BEES?
> Where's that bee guy from that previous thread, anyway?

>>43963505
>>43963535
That's a werewolf

>>43963630
>fuck the queen
>ever single worker in the colony feels it
>productivity grinds to a halt

>>43963654
What's the difference?

>bump into wight lady walking down the street
>"Sorry! I should really watch where I'm going!"
>she tells me it's no sweat and keeps on walking
>what she doesn't know is I actually swiped her wallet from her purse when I bumped into her by "mistake"
>take all the dough inside and discard the rest
Hah! There was so much money inside, poor undead must be undead in the head too and doesn't even realize it yet. And she'll never know either!

>>43963630
Anon, Bee elementals are a myth.
Bee is not an element.

>>43963684
They're an element, all right. Look, they're even in 5th place in the rankings!
https://www.google.com/search?q=periodic+table+of+elements

>>43961218

Post slutty whitehorns please!

>Just bee yourself

>>43963704
Anon please, everyone knows that the BE element increases the bust size of monster girls exposed to it.

>>43963741
It's a little-known fact that all whitehorns are *complete sluts*.

>>43962103
Become extremely wary, she's trying to fool me or otherwise pull a malicious prank.
I would only reply with a "thank you, I appreciate it" or something along those lines and try to remove myself from the situation asap

>>43963036
POV: You were late with the chocolate pancakes

>>43963764
The biggest sluts in all of Winterland, perhaps even the entire world and beyond.

>>43963674
>Not realizing her money is mana marked
Oh anon, she's been wanting to catch a thief and teach them the error of their ways.

>>43963764
The biggest sluts in all of Winterland, perhaps even the entire world and beyond.

>find a new home to rent in a very safe neighborhood where there's no "rape-species" monsters nearby, in the big demon realm city
>the owner is a tanuki
everytime

>>43963056
a few years in anon asks her if she would be willing to marry him when he finally gets out of prison, he knows one day this will end but wants to be with her regardless.

>>43963056
>Each orgasm adds an extra century

>>43963390
>>Sleepy mouse
>*Places comedically large mouse traps everywhere* Pest dealt with.
Stop

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to be careful about what cheese you keep in the house.
if your holst cheese goes missing you may soon find some very shortstack/oppai loli mice in your home demanding you get more....or less so they don't get any chestier.

>>43964268
>f your holst cheese goes missing you may soon find some very shortstack/oppai loli mice in your home demanding you get more....or less so they don't get any chestier
I only have Ushi-Oni cheese at my house. They steal any of my Ushi-Cheese they'll become the next nights dinner.

>>43964268

>>43964287
Pasta rat

>>43964293
Thats a pizza you dingus

>>43964306
It's got cheese, meat, and comes with bread and sauce.
its Pasta.

>>43964335
Are you a wurm?

>>43964335
You disgust me.

>>43964335
i'm not itallian or anything but I have grown to hate you

>>43964335
that's a sandwich

>>43964345
Hug her quickly to being back her smile

>>43964441
she requires all tails to be thoroughly brushed

What's life without internet? These monsters should learn how to live with technical innovations instead of being a bunch of ooga boogas

>>43964473
But she has so many…

>>43964810
>Anon doesn't know that ooga booga technologically impaired monster girls are the best
While I won't go full amish, I can appreciate the fact that Uncle Ted was right and if the portals ever open getting away from this technological prison would be ideal

accept hebi!

>>43964473
Yes mistress.

>few years after portals and complete mamono domination
>anon goes full Ted
>starts sending funny spicy pipes to local mamono dignitaries
>they think the cylindrical object is a sex toy and start masturbating with it
>the explosion just makes the orgasm 100x better and doesn't harm them because Lim pussy too stronk
>then they decide to track down the sender and personally thank him for the gift

>>43965046
No I am with the abyss now I am too otherworldly for her.

Can you call yourself an undead connoisseur if you haven't fucked ectoplasm?

>>43965094
>go ghost hunting
>ambush a ghost girl
>scoop out some of her ectoplasm
>leave
>pour it into a tube and make a makeshift fleshlight