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4383692 No.4383692 [Reply] [Original]

You seem to be under the impression that sage affects a thread negatively. This is untrue.

The value of a non-stickied thread is 0. For all intents and purposes, the thread is in equilibrium.

A normal post has a value of +1. At the instant a normal post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+1, and the thread is bumped, breaking equilibrium. However, the thread immediately returns to its previous state of equilibrium, 0.

A sage post has a value of 0. When a sage post is submitted, the value of the thread becomes 0+0, and the thread is not bumped, but remains in equilibrium.

Tl;dr SAGE DOES NOTHING (and you are most likely an idiot)

>> No.4383706

lol did you write that out in word or something and then screencap it? Why is there a red line under "/jp/"?

>> No.4383719 [DELETED] 

>>4383710

>> No.4383708

>>4383692
sage in all fields

>> No.4383710

Let's find out how reporting works.

>> No.4383715

coda put sage scoring back in. it causes threads to be un-bumpable faster.

>> No.4383722

rude sage

>> No.4383724

The word "faggot" is the same as "sage". In the real world, "faggot" means "homosexual", and everybody is offended, whereas on the internet, "faggot" is just another term for "troll".

That's the case here. moot intended sage to not be offensive. However, it has evolved to be offensive, and there's nothing all you whiny faggots can do about it.

Thread saged and reported.

>> No.4383725

/jp/ is the only board I've seen use it correctly.

>> No.4383731

>>4383692
We know how sage works, that was just /a/ invading due to Valentine's Day.

Also, did you write that entirely, or did you adapt it from someone else' post? I remember copying&pasting something quite similar on mulitple boards.

>> No.4383733

>>4383724
THIS

>> No.4383746

>Wahhh people sage my topics.

>> No.4383748

>>4383724
The opinions of my impostors are not necessarily the opinions of myself. Sage is not an insult. However, sage is often used in conjunction with insults.

The relationship does not make them the same, though.

>> No.4383755

This copypasta was so good it needed it's own thread.

>> No.4383763
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4383763

The middle finger of the human hand is intended to be used for grasping things. Using the middle finger to make obscene gestures does nothing. That's not how the middle finger works.

>> No.4383772

MOOT DIDNT CREATE "SAGE". ITS FROM 2CHAN YOU DUMB FUCKS

>> No.4383774

>he's being offended when someone sages in his thread

>> No.4383776

>>4383748
Ignore Sion-chan. He's been getting a bit good at impersonating me lately.

Sage's intended purpose is what I use it for most of the time, but when 98% of a user base uses it as an insult, it's downright stupid to believe otherwise.

>> No.4383778
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4383778

SAGE

>> No.4383786

>>4383724
What are you smoking?

Sage originated on /v/ when moot made a thread asking when Sega was going to make a new console and accidentally spelled Sega as "Sage".

Needless to say, he was trolled to hell and back for his typo and it eventually become a meme. He eventually made sage a way to cause a thread to delete faster.

>> No.4383794

Sage simply doesn't bump a thread, and a way to show distaste at the thread.

The end, and sage.

>> No.4383795

I wish the two people posting in the gyaru thread knew how to sage.

>> No.4383809

>>4383786

Wrong, wrong, WRONG. It's from 2chan you ignorant retard.

>> No.4383818

>>4383786
5/10 for effort

>> No.4383821

but /jp/ already knows how sage works

It's simply used when
a.) your post is off topic or doesnt contain enough information to disrupt the board by bumping a topic
b.) the thread isn't worth bumping

That is all

(By the way, in this case, it's option b)

>> No.4383840

Why must we always reply to every thing, no exceptions?

This sage copypasta is disgusting.

>> No.4383841

>>4383776
>Ignore Sion-chan.

Good preface, but you lack sincerity in the rest of your post, Sion-chan. Most people on /jp/ understand the use of sage. It tends to be fools from other boards that misinterpret its use when they come here.

>> No.4383863

fukken sage dis thread cuz its sh!t

>> No.4383875

Bumping to piss off /jp/.

Why does /jp/ take saging so seriously?

Trying to correct /jp/ on how sage works is like poking a beehive.

>> No.4383889

I love sage

>> No.4383891

I don't get why OP is getting saged.

Isn't he correct?

>> No.4383895

>>4383875
bumping wont do any good. this thread has been saged too many times now.

>> No.4383907

Wow and I thought that /jp/ could ignore trolls.
First the weeaboo complaining, now this shit.
Nope, instead they respond to them.
Seriously guys, I am disspointed.

>> No.4383909

>>4383891
You don't "get saged."
Sage only affects the post.

>> No.4383914

>>4383875
>saging

>> No.4383919

>>4383891
because you always sage if you want to post you make an age post and immediately delete it so that nobody will know you didnt sage

>> No.4383921

>>4383891
Because it's not /jp/?

>> No.4383927

>>4383875
/jp/ likes to think it's the oldfags of 4chan and that they're preserving its history or something retarded like that.

The BAKA threads say otherwise. /jp/ is nothing but fags from /a/ who heard about 4chan from myspace or facebook and moved over here.

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>>4383875
Why are you angry at people that post with sage?
This thread is still at the frontpage. It is not like I am insulting your stupidity? Or is that what you think I am implying by putting sage in my email field.

>> No.4383948

>>4383927
It's like you really think you know what you're talking about. It's adorable.

>> No.4383952

>>4383914
Sorry, I meant to say sageruing.

>> No.4383956

>>4383927
But I was never on /a/.

>> No.4383966

i heard if you sage a thread enough, it gets moved to /b/

>> No.4383975

sage
amidoingitrite

>> No.4383977

>>4383931
I hate all sagers because the simple act of putting sage in your e-mail field makes you a faggot who thinks saging does anything.

>> No.4383978

>>4383956
That's even worse.

>> No.4383985

it come from 下げる
下げ means "lower"
sage is used in two instances mainly:
1. Replying in a thread, and out of some etiquette or another, not wishing to bump it
2. Replying in a thread you don't like so you don't bump it

Word has it that if you sage 666 times in a day moot appears and bans everyone on page 6.

>> No.4383992

>>4383948
I do. I've been here since 9/11.

In fact, I made the first post about it on /b/.

>> No.4383993

>>4383818
1.5x multiplier for being successful on >>4383809

>> No.4384004

>>4383977
But we all know (with the exception of you, it seems) how sage works, and only use it for the proper purpose

Sage DOES do something. What it does is nothing (it doesnt bump the thread), and doing nothing is doing something when the alternative is bumping the thread.

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4384006

This thread is like... /jp/'s taking things seriously as usual and one or two faggots aren't using sage to try trolling a bit.
I like stating the obvious, so here have a spinny maid.

>> No.4384016

>>4384006
i got trolled by your picture not being spinny nor a maid. sage.

>> No.4384025

>>4383977
No, we all know how it works. We just put sage in the e-mail field because we don't want to bump threads, either because it sucks or because our post sucks.

>> No.4384031

Bump for truth.

>> No.4384037

>>4383992
>I've been here since 9/11.

How miraculous.

>Sage DOES do something. What it does is nothing (it doesnt bump the thread), and doing nothing is doing something when the alternative is bumping the thread.

It works to point out the sort of people who bump worthless threads. Sometimes, it even shows who the OP is, samefagging his own thread.

>> No.4384042

>>4384004
You're an idiot.

There's no point in posting in a thread if you don't want to bump it so others will see it. Otherwise, you're basically admitting in your post that it wasn't even worth posting in the first place - so why post it?

Either post or don't. Saging is for faggots.

>> No.4384048

Go back to /a/, kid.

>> No.4384056

Ignore sage when evaluating a thread. I use sage to not bump because I am a person with humility and it is the humble way to act.

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4384067

>>4384006
...How did that get in there.
Here's your spinny maid, I hope.

>> No.4384071

TROLLING? IN MY /jp?! IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK...

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4384075

>>4384037
>implying anyone gives a shit about what a tripfag thinks

>> No.4384081

>>4384067
Thank you.

>> No.4384083

>>4384067
I have to agree, that image has 100% more spinny maid content than the previous one.

>> No.4384097

>>4384042
>There's no point in posting in a thread if you don't want to bump it so others will see it. Otherwise, you're basically admitting in your post that it wasn't even worth posting in the first place - so why post it?

EXACTLY

Why can't /jp/ understand something so simple?

>> No.4384104

>>4384056
Input:
>Ignore sage when evaluating a thread. I use sage to not bump because I am a person with humility and it is the humble way to act.

Processing...

Output:
>ai wanto tsuu bii japaniizu

>> No.4384117

>>4384042
>you're basically admitting in your post that it wasn't even worth posting in the first place
Or "admitting" that the thread you are posting in is not worth putting at the top of the board.

Also posting something that you admit isn't worth bumping the thread is fine. It's a good tool if you're just making an offhand comment to someone and dont want to disrupt board order by shooting a thread to the very top with just your little off-hand "conversation post"

I'm sorry if life outside of your little registered IP.Board/vbulletin forum world is confusing for you, but you'll get used to it, I promise.

>> No.4384123

bumping this shit

>> No.4384130

>>4384042
But I am too shy to post without sage.
I would to post but I am too shy if my post bump it to the top of the page for everyone to see.
Why can't you let me post with sage? I am actually just as shy as I am in real life.
Pretty please, don't be angry just cause I have sage in my email field.

>> No.4384131

>Lecture /jp/ on sage
>Receive massive butthurt
>Get the popcorn

>> No.4384133

>>4384097
No, there is no point in bumping a bad thread if it's not worth bumping.

>>4384075
And nobody cares what cross-board would-be trolls think, either, yet you still post.

>> No.4384143

>>4384131
...Don't you have better things to accompany your popcorn eating with?
That's just sad.

>> No.4384157

>>4384117
>forums
Sometimes I wish they had some sort of sage-like function (or why exactly do I still frequent some of them).

>> No.4384170

>>4384117
>disrupt board order

Oh brother.

What the hell is wrong with you elitist faggots?

>> No.4384183

NEW AND EXCITING

>> No.4384192

>>4384042
There are many legitimate situations where you shouldn't bump a thread:
Off-topic posts,
Posts in a thread that has already served its purpose,
Thank-you posts,
Arguing in meta-threads that don't belong, like this one,
Posting in a question thread when you don't have the answer.

There's a time to yell, and a time to whisper.
There's a time to age, and a time to sage.

>> No.4384195

>>4384157
When I occasionally do make posts on places outside 4chan, I go try to put the sage in for a sec before forgetting I can't.

>> No.4384197

>>4384157
Me too.

>> No.4384198

I've noticed that sagers also tend to be the shittier posters on /jp/.

Correlation or causation of /jp/'s shittiness?

We report, you decide.

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4384200

>>4384170
is it any more elitist than "PEOPLE USE A LEGITIMATE FUTABA TOOL FOR ITS INTENDED PURPOSE, BUT I DONT LIKE IT SO I'M GOING TO CALL THEM ALL LOSERS AND THROW A TEMPER TANTRUM WHENEVER SOMEONE USES IT"?

>> No.4384222

>>4384200
Just because it's there doesn't mean you should use it.

Perfect example - If I handed you a gun, which can only cause harm, would you use it?

That's what I thought. Now shut the hell up you dipshit.

>> No.4384226

sage.

>> No.4384228

>>4384198
loladhominem

>> No.4384229

>>4384198
Actually, it's Confirmation bias

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

>> No.4384231

>>4384226
bump.

>> No.4384234

>>4384222

Yes, I would.

>> No.4384237

>>4384222
>If I handed you a gun, which can only cause harm

What the fuck

>> No.4384240

>>4384222
If it causes harm to a fucking idiot, it's worth it.

>> No.4384241

>>4384222
considering linking /k/ to this post.

>> No.4384242

>>4384104
No a white boy from California that was properly raised.

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4384248

>>4384222
>Just because it's there doesn't mean you should use it.
>Perfect example - If I handed you a gun, which can only cause harm, would you use it?

>comparing sage to a gun that harms people
But I thought you said sage didn't do anything?

Changing the entire foundation of your argument now that you're backed into an argumentative corner? Pathetic.

>> No.4384278

>>4384198
Flawed observation. You do realize that people don't have to commit to using sage or age all the time right?
It's like trying to find a correlation of people who wear hats to heart disease.

>> No.4384286

>>4384229
Confirmation bias?

Get out you retarded psych major. I know exactly what I meant and it has nothing to do with confirmation bias because it's a fact that sagers are shittier posters. You're admitting that your post is shit when you sage it.

>> No.4384295

>>4384237
>If I handed you a gun, which can only cause harm, would you use it?

Of course I would use it as a self defense.

>gun
>only cause harm
Sure is captain obvious in here.
I find it sad that you are at Emiya Shirou level of stupidity and couldn't comprehend the intricacies of sage.

>> No.4384297

>>4384278
Sagers are people who use sage, ever.

It's not that hard to comprehend. Well, maybe for you.

>> No.4384306

>>4384131
I always see claims of "butthurt," but this is, 90% of the time, a code for "My shitty trolling attempts aren't doing anything, time to accuse everyone who is calling me a moron of being mad."

>> No.4384310

People who misunderstand sage come from /b/ or /a/

>> No.4384311

ITT: order vs chaos wars

>> No.4384318

>>4384306
>"My shitty trolling attempts aren't doing anything"
>90 posts and 8 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Yeah...

I'm gonna go ahead and call you an idiot.

>> No.4384320

>>4384306
Butthurt much? :)

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>>4384311
Pic related.

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4384334

>>4384297
Except that you can't possibly know on an Anonymous message board, looking at a non-sage post, whether that guy ever uses sage or not. So knowing that "sagers" are shitty posters is patent dumbfuckery.

Claiming otherwise is textbook stupidity.

>> No.4384336

下げる

>> No.4384342

...And it looks like they've noticed the trolling is working.

>> No.4384346

FUCKING SAGE

>> No.4384350

I actually see more people on /jp/ using sage correctly than any other board

>> No.4384352

>>4384318
Here is another common troll fallacy: Post count = butthurt.
/jp/ is such a slow board that boredom is often misinterpreted as anger. Threads last longer here. This is why the use of sage is essential.

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>> No.4384361

>>4384318
Are you really so confused as to what real trolling is that you think people posting in a thread constitutes successful trolling? How droll.

>>4384320
Yeah, so very butthurt~

>> No.4384362

>>4384326
That game had a hilariously bad dub.

>> No.4384373

>>4384248
>no response to this post
>OP has given up
>only his hanger-ons remains

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>> No.4384381

>>4384352
your butthurt tears make my penis harder

>> No.4384383

>>4384352
And also why meta discussion balloons up as there really isn't that much that hasn't been discussed to death on the touhou and VN front.

>> No.4384389

>>4384362
I'm quite happy that it had dual audio or I don't think I would ever been able to beat it, as I almost rage quitted after hearing Yuri's voice. Some of the name translation was hilariously bad as well.

>> No.4384392

>>4384352
No, /jp/ just gets all tingly inside when it sees a meta-thread and has some obsessive compulsion to post in it and vent their feelings of how shitty /jp/ is.

I can say without a doubt that there is a massive amount of butthurt in this quadrant.

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>> No.4384398

>>4384381
I don't know how you can tell it's hard when you can't even find it.

>> No.4384414

>>4384361
>what real trolling is

Haha, oh wow.

Please enlighten me. What is "Real" trolling. Are there steps involved? Do I need to take a course? Is there a subscription fee?

>> No.4384417

>>4384392
Seems to me this thread is more about illogical fallacies, using "butthurt" as a cover for failed trolling, sheer boredom, and the correct use of the sage feature.

All in a day's work.

>> No.4384418

>>4384398
please keep crying your butthurt tears

>> No.4384426

>>4384417
hahaha butthurt tripfag is butthurt

>> No.4384428

>>4384352
Oh wow, it's more like the oppososite. The faster boards sage would have more of a effect as if people respond without bumping the thread, the thread will fall off the front page leaving only the OP to bump his own thread(which will get bumped off the front page). But on a board as slow as /jp/, you shouldn't respond to a thread that you don't like as the OP will most likely reply to you and bump his own thread. But then /jp/ can't ignore trolls and posts in every thread so I guess it can't be helped.

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4384433

>>4384381
Sou nanoka?

>> No.4384444

>>4384373
That's what I love about trolls the most.

>> No.4384458

>>4384426
>>4384418
Butthurted anons attempting to project the tears of their anus onto other anons.

>> No.4384459

>>4384426
Sheer repetition of assertions does not make them true, anon-kun. It just makes you look silly.

>> No.4384464
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4384464

OP here.

Came back after an hour to find my thread on the front page and laughed furiously.

You made my night, /jp/. Kudos to the troll who picked it up in my absence.

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>>4384428
>But then /jp/ can't ignore trolls and posts in every thread so I guess it can't be helped.

>>4384248 >>4384117 here

I'll admit fully that there's something to this. /jp/ responds to too many threads it doesn't like. Now, there is an element of "slow board boredom" to this, but it's still overdone.
On the other hand, deriding the "sage" tool as if it's an automatic admission of low post quality/idiocy is just as stupid. It's not as if most of /jp/ only uses sage as their knee-jerk reaction to freshly-posted troll threads or something. Hell, I use sage in threads I LIKE if my post is off-topic.

What I'm getting at is: there are many elements in /jp/, some know how to use sage properly and non-disruptively, and others just post it knee-jerkingly like idiots to troll threads. You can deride the latter all you want, but attacking the tool itself and saying that ANYONE who uses it is an idiot... is idiocy.

>> No.4384473

>>4384414
A real troll has love for the ones he trolls, and at the end of the day, everyone can laugh. It's not about "butthurt" at all. It's about the elaborate prank that only a true member of the community can pull off. A real troll makes the ::awesome:: face, not the "troll face."
See: Improv Everywhere, hidden camera shows, etc.

>> No.4384480

sage

>> No.4384484

>>4384464
Anytime. I live to troll /jp/.

>> No.4384485

Anons tend to think that sage is negative because of reasoning like:

"Sage doesn't bump a thread, so it'll get buried and die faster."

Which isn't true. An ignored thread dies faster.

A saged thread just increases it's post limit (1000), that's all.

>> No.4384486

>>4384464
>Came back after an hour to find my thread on the front page and laughed furiously.

Simple pleasures for simple minds, I guess.

>> No.4384489

>>4384473
ITT butthurt

>> No.4384503

>>4384484
Don't quit your day job, bro.

>>4384489
Ganbare, anon-kun! Keep chanting at the wall! Maybe the kids at school will stop bullying you!

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>>4384485
Uh, what? the autosage limit in /jp/ is 250 posts.

>> No.4384526

>>4384486
Only a simple mind such as yours would fall for such obvious trolling.

Not that I expect much from a tripfag. Do you masturbate to the attention you get or do you just like to let everyone know that you're desperate for attention and a failure at life even in the eyes of /jp/?

>> No.4384537

>>4384526
lolstrawman

>> No.4384560

The only kind of effective saging is image bombing a thread.

When I see a thread getting image bombed people generally stop replying, even the OP.

Then again, sage bombing is a bannable offense so do it at your own peril.

>> No.4384563

>>4384526
What exactly did I fall for? Your entire thread can be summarized as:

>I POST INTENTIONAL FALLACIES
>"You are wrong and you are a moron."
>LOL I TROLL U
>"How is this trolling?"
>U BUTTHURT U MAD TROOOOOOOLLLLLLEEEEEEDDDDD

Good work, I guess.

>> No.4384568

>>4384560
sage is not meant to be "effective"

It's not meant to have an effect at all, that's the point.

>> No.4384591

sage

>> No.4384585

>>4384537
I'm posting anonymously, it's about as non-attentionwhoring as you can possibly get on the internet.

Shove your strawman up your ass.

>> No.4384590

sage this shit

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