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One morning you wake up to hear the sound of a car skidding away and a loud smack of something hitting your doorstep. You open the door and find this.

What do you do?

>> No.4381639

Hide the thread like all the other Umineko threads.

>> No.4381640

Close the door.

>> No.4381645

Tape all of her doors shut and feed on her tears with chopsticks

>> No.4381638

negate her.

>> No.4381664
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>>4381639
>>4381640
umad

>> No.4381672

/jp/ is the worst possible kakera

>> No.4381677

make her stand on one leg

>> No.4381681

Love it and take care of it.

>> No.4381684

You gonna git taped.

>> No.4381696

>>4381645
Requesting a definition of "doors" in this context.

>> No.4381703
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>>4381684

>> No.4381712

>>4381630

throw in woodchipper.

>> No.4381715

>>4381696
lol

>> No.4381723

Use her detective powers to take over the world.

>> No.4381739

get that tape off her face before she suffocates obviously

>> No.4381749

>>4381630
Invite her to join my family for the time being and have dinner as a guest of honor, meanwhile we discuss important financial business regarding the succession of the family head.
Surely she's a quiet and innocent lady. She'll be a passive observer meanwhile our servants search for her familiars.
... Hey, this might sound crazy, guys, but this sounds strangely familiar to me...

>> No.4381752

>>4381630
Nothing because 2d doesn't exist in 3d.

>> No.4381758

Take the tape off her. Ask her if she needs anything.

>> No.4381763

Let her inside before my neighbors call the cops for having a bound and gagged 12 year old on my doorstep.

>> No.4381765
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I WOULD HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX WITH HER IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION

>> No.4381777

Unbound and gag her, then ask her to summon Dlanor.

>> No.4381778

>>4381630
"Everything will be just fine..."

>> No.4381782

>>4381765
>implying she would accept such tasteless methods.
She would rape you in every conceivable way. Thing is, you wouldn't know what hit you when she's done doing it.

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