/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Damn it, 4chan system time is off by like 30 seconds, isn't it?

I love you Jones!

no

>>4372975
Filtered for being a jerk

I don't really like you all that much, Jones... so, no.

>>4372983

filtered for being anonymous jones

>>4372956
B-baka! Their friendship chocolates! T-that's all.
It's not like I l-like you or anything. S-stupid!

>>4372956
B-baka! They're friendship chocolates! T-that's all.
It's not like I l-like you or anything. S-stupid!

>>4372996
Whose friendship chocolates?

Not with you Jones, but I'll take that chocolate.

>Take Kagami, leave Jones behind.
Thanks bro, happy Valentines to you too!

0

why are you giving me a bag of shit?

I like you well enough Jonesy, but Kagami is the second to worst Lucky Star.

>>4373761
Because I don't like you, Sion.
Just shut up and take it.

>>4373772
Go climb a wall of dicks. With your taste, you'd probably like it.

I love you Sion.
Lets get married in Vegas after we win EVO.

>>4373772
All of them are pretty bad.

I already got some chocolates today, they're delicious!

>>4373812
I wish I could give you chocolates. ;_; I love you! Happy Valentine's Day!

>>4373819
These ones aren't yours!?

<Jones> Reki: "Kagami is the second to worst Lucky Star" <-- Them's fighting words
<Reki> I can't help but dislike tsundere
<Jones> This is the point where I'm supposed to insult the character you like, but I can't remember which.
<Reki> And when you put here next to someone like Konata, well :3
<Jones> Kagamin > Konata > Miyuki > Tsukasa
<Azurite> I like tsundere 99% of the time
<Azurite> Kagami is in the 1%
<Jones> Great, I'm surrounded by homosexuals
<Jones> Oh, wait, this is #bun, never mind
<Jones> You're always like this

>>4373840
No. ;_;

>>4373854
Jones has such shitty taste in tsunderes.

>>4372953
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>4373851
My mom must be trying to make me feel good then, oh well. Happy Valentine's Day, and I love you too!

>Lucky Star
Oh Jones, sometimes your tastes are so shitty it's sad.

>>4373892
Enjoy your chocolate, my dear. Do you have any plans for today?

>>4373854
>>4373871
>>4373928
You wouldn't know good taste if it bit you on the tongue.

I don't know why you guys are complaining, right now I've got a girl describing all the things she'd do to my body if she were over tonight. Would you like an excerpt? Of course you would, you horny bastards. I'll just alter the names a bit.

She: moaning as your kisses send tingles up my spine. pushing you back down id stand up and unbutton my pants slowly sliding them down, turning around bending over slightly as i slid them to down my legs, showing you my ass
She: stepping out of them and turning back to you, grabbing your hand and pulling you up, making you stand as i slide your pants past your erection, and down your legs
Me: Sounds good... I'd have to slap your ass for wiggling it in my face though you know..
She: and id love it ;)

I'm going to enjoy my valentines day, /jp/.

>>4373960
You're cute when you're like this.

>>4373973
Have fun talking to men over the internet anon.

>>4373973
Roleplaying online doesn't count as sex, anon.

>>4373987
It's a play by play of our next meeting, actually. Much better then silly rawlplay. Here, have some more you cuntwaffle.I know you want it, just like you want your nightsparrow/crow waifu to puke into your mouth while you make out.

She: sliding my lips up and down on your cock as my tongue licks circles around your head, looking up watching the pleasure on your face, the sight of your pleasure making my mouth move faster, my hand moving in taandum with my mouth, feeling your cock get even harder in my mouth
Me: My mouth would open and form a smile, but no words would come out. I'd squeeze my eyes shut even tighter in pleasure as my length harded and swelled inside your mouth, you lips running along me.
She: my other hand cupping your balls, gently massaging them as my pace becomes more urgent. moaning softly on your cock. knowing your body can't take much more yet slowing down slightly prolonging your release, moving slowly looking up at you grinning with my eyes.
Me:I'd look down to match your gaze, our eyes would meet, and you would feel my balls shuudering, pumping, as precum (or maybe cum) begins to work it's way towards release. My body would shudder in anticipation, my erection twitching inside your mouth.
She: locking onto your eyes my mouth picking up ppace again urging you to release, my tongue licking you begging to taste your hot cum, moaning as i feel your body shudder in my hands, your length stiffening as your body gives in to me

<Reki> I like Kagami because she is a bitch like me
<Reki> The system works!
<Jones> Yeah, well, fuck you

>>4374031
So ugly.

>>4374037
bunbunmaru = shit just like this thread.

>>4374043
Don't talk shit about the real life coolface, stumbled across it on /x/. /b/ was spamming. Pic not related.

>>4374031
Looks like roleplay to me.

>>4374093
Yes, it's roleplay, but we can roleplay when we aren't together, right? or do you frown upon the practice, Mr. "goes to /jp/ so probably plays VNs which may or may not involve dating".

Happy Valentine Anonymous.

I
HATE
EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU

WHY
DO I
LOVE YOU

>>4374146
Because that's exactly how I want you to feel... Oh ho ho~

I rather die alone..

I support Lucky Star, purely for this image.

I dated someone like Konata. It didn't end well. :|

>>4372956
Reported for /a/ shit, blog and #bun irc chat.
Enjoy your ban.

>>4374176

This image is good too.

>>4374176
>>4374205
Wow OP, "Anonymous .tahw ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA," you don't understand not to post /a/ porn threads on /jp/?

>>4374194
>>/a/ shit, blog and #bun irc chat

OK, I can deal with the /a/ stuff and blogging, but Bunbun IRC chat? Now that's just going too far.

I reported you're thread, Sion. Enjoy your gay Valentine's activities with Jonesy.

>>4374238

I'm not Jones, I'm the resident anal fanatic.

You'd be a /h/it ANAL FANATIC.

>>4374261

Unfortunately like any true /jp/er I do not leave /jp/.

>>4374245
Really? Well I've reported the individual porn posts, and somebody else has reported the porn thread, so maybe you'll both get recommended for an internet spanking.

>>4374276

Cross your fingers. I've never had a single post of mine deleted, ever.

>>4374291
If this were anywhere OTHER than /jp/ we'd be seeing a big, fat <spoiler>ghosthalfofyoumu</spoiler> (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST). You shouldn't tempt the mods.

>>4374304

I'm not faulting the janitor or praising myself. I'm just saying that I've not observed my posts being deleted.

>>4374269
This looks like a doujin. Source/sauce please?

>>4374276

Is a man not entilted to the sweat of his ass?

>>4374327

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/165650/db200cb8b3/

The rest isn't as good as the cover page is.

>>4374325
...these are dudes?

>>4374343
>>4374312
>>4374291
MOAR

I like you, ANAL FANATIC.

You're a big sissy baby if you have ever reported a post before btw

>>4374343
Thanks anyways. Also if you haven't read Tokyo Glider's stuff I recommend you do so. This one in particular is a favorite of mine. http://g.e-hentai.org/g/109547/a087606bae/

>>4374369
You are the cancer killing /jp/

>>4374366

Why thank you.

>>4374359

As you wish.

>>4374388

Pussy

>Cross your fingers. I've never had a single post of mine deleted, ever.
Derp.

>>4374399
cancer

>>4374369
ZUN is a big sissy baby, sure, but those random buttsex images were neither about Kagami nor about despair day, so they were off topic, reportable posts.

They seem to have vanished.

Sorry I am a "pussy"