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♫ Girls will be boys
and boys will be girls
it's a mixed up
muddled up
shook up world
except for Lola
la la la la Lola

Well I left home just
a week before
and I'd never ever kissed
a woman before
but Lola smiled and
took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy
I'm gonna make you a man"

Well I'm not the world's
most masculine man
but I know what I am
and I'm glad I'm a man
and so is Lola
la la la la lola
la la la la Lola
Lola la la la la Lola
la la la la Lola♫

>> No.4372195

oh god a trap
must fap

>> No.4372258

You met her in a club down in old Soho? Where the champagne tastes just like Cherry cola?

>> No.4372266

~Chisame is what every /jp/erson wants to be like and to be with.

>> No.4372275

>>4372258 Cherry cola
God damn Brits and their BBC

>> No.4372285

>>4372275
Can't argue with that.

>> No.4372290

>>4372266
Fuckin true.

>> No.4372301

Chisame needs to clean his desk

>> No.4372304
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>Chisame's Corner down

>> No.4372334
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>>4372304

I TOO RAGE. IT IS DOWN. I BET CHISAME WENT TO RECEIVE CHOCOLATE FROM ALL HIS STALKERS.

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>>4372304

>> No.4372360

http://kureha.no-ip.org/kureha_blog/

It's still up folks... new site address for the slowfags

>> No.4372362

Man if only Chisame gave us his address we could give him valentine day presents!

>> No.4372363
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>>4372304
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!

>> No.4372367

>>4372362
I don't think I'll do that... you guys will all send me dildos or something.

>> No.4372372

>>4372304
>>4372334
>>4372348
It's up, idiots

>> No.4372378

>>4372367
What if we compromise and send chocolate dildos?

>> No.4372392
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4372392

back to /a/ please.

>> No.4372396

>>4372367
I can guarantee you that most of what you get will be chocolates or dresses/accessories.

>> No.4372405

>>4372392
you must be new here

welcome to /jp/ where chisame resides

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>>4372367

I'll send a maid. Of chocolate. Wrapped in gold.

>> No.4372413

>>4372362

If I found where chisame lived I'd break down his door rip off my shirt put on some gloves and start cleaning his computer desk/room.

>> No.4372415
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>> No.4372427

>>4372413
that's not really possible, as you'll have to get a visa to enter the country and the plane ticket isn't exactly cheap.

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>>4372415

We'll get whoever did this, don't worry.

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>>4372413
the room is much cleaner than what it used to be... as evident from this older pic

>> No.4372443

>>4372437
Why does a big blue whale talk like a big black woman?

>> No.4372447

disgusting fag

>> No.4372450

I've been thinking of buying a new outfit. Maybe Clannad cosplay or something...

>> No.4372452

>>4372392
This. Fucking attentionwhore.

>> No.4372454

>>4372443

Because she is angry and motherly.

>> No.4372467

Also I'm not OP and I can't sing because I'm tone deaf.

>> No.4372470
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>>4372452
>>4372447
>>4372392

>> No.4372476

>>4372415
What the fuck.

>> No.4372482

>>4372413
Taiwan, bro. Go there.

>> No.4372498

>>4372427

I'm in and out of the country all of the time and it is not far from here.

>>4372442

ugh learn to make your room as pretty as your body or I'm coming over there and jamming my duster right up under your bed.

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I guess we just have to obtain this then.

>> No.4372517

male camwhores belong in /b2/

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>>4372482

Set sail

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>>4372482

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>> No.4372554

>>4372517
It's okay because it's trap.

>> No.4372556

>>4372502

I don't get it.

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>His site coming back

>> No.4372572

>>4372559
It's been back since... yesterday... the address is just different.

Chisame's address has turned up here before, I have it saved.

>> No.4372595

I'd fuck him in the ass. Not because I'm gay, but so I can stop his camwhoring ways.

>> No.4372601

>>4372595
That won't stop his camwhoring ways.

>> No.4372608

>>4372595
I don't think that you lose your camwhore's license with your anal virginity, although I haven't read the fine print throughly.

>> No.4372618

I'd fuck him in the ass, too. That might do the trick, as I've got a face only my mother could love and pretty big dick.

>> No.4372619

>>4372595
>>implying that chisame is still an anal virgin

>> No.4372624

>>4372619
What a slut.

>> No.4372634

Boys in the Girls Room. Girls in the Mens Room...

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>>4372601
>>4372618
>>4372619

>> No.4372664

>>4372634
I fucking love Garbage.

>> No.4372701

>>4372664
Sure you do.

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The most annoying part about the pics is that Chisame cant get his face feminine enough to post it.

I mean, look at traps like Mono, goddamn.

>> No.4372719

>>4372712
Mono is much better than Chisame.

>> No.4372747

Do you guys know what trap this is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hL2jNAhLU

>> No.4372789

>>4372712
Faces are a pain, because if you aren't born with a proper looking one you can only get so far by hiding your manliness with makeup and jawline hiding haircuts.

Although when someone doesn't know that you are crossdressing to begin with, they tend to be fooled much easier. Seeing girls clothes and a girls hair cut blinds them to manly features.

>> No.4372859

yeah, Chisame's pretty manly, it's amazing he can be at the point that he is now

>> No.4372867

>>4372747

I think that is Mono, I'm not sure though.

>> No.4372877

>>4372867
yeah that is mono
>>4372859
holy fuck huge manly hands, the DSLR is tiny in his hands

>> No.4372885

>>4372859
What ugly hands.

>> No.4372892

>>4372867

Does he have a site?

>> No.4372894

I'm just saying, I should have permission to cum in his ass for every picture he uploads.

>>4372859
Turn around and put the wig back on.

>> No.4372899

>>4372894
Just go rape his ass. He's asking for it.

>> No.4372911

/jp/ meet: we all pack rape chisame and leave him in an alley covered in cum.

>> No.4372912

>>4372894
it's not a wig, just a hair extender.

>> No.4372919

>>4372911
Sounds good to me.

>> No.4372945

>>4372911
I've already done that.

I took Chisame to a dark corner of the park where the street lights were broken, I blindfolded, ballgagged, and handcuffed him to a lamp post, where I fucked him while other anons watched from the shadows, as the came closer I lifted up Chisame's skirt for a surprise and came in his ass, I then left him there for others to enjoy till morning.

>> No.4372953

>>4372892
He closed his blog AFAIK. Not sure why.

http://ameblo.jp/easylabyrinth/

Does anyone know who this trap is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsaE_N5a7H0&NR=1

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>>4372945

Stale copypasta bro

>> No.4372991

>>4372953
that's not a trap bro, it's a tranny on hormones

>> No.4373032

chisame still has quite a way to go, needs makeup, eyelashes, eyebrow trim, eye haze, lipstick, costs quite a fortune

>> No.4373055

>>4373032

And he needs to CLEAN HIS FUCKING ROOM

>> No.4373063

>>4372991
How do you know?

>> No.4373067

>>4373063
go visit 2chan's trap board

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>>4373067

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>>4373055
he already did... sorta

>> No.4373103

>>4373082
>> pikachu pillow

what is this underage faggotry?

>> No.4373111

>>4373103
Chisame's 24 dude.

>> No.4373299

God damn Mono you should work at a host club that panders to lesbians

>> No.4373325

>>4373299
>>implying Mono visits 4chan

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.4373329

Happy Chinese New Years Chisame!
Also Happy Valentines Day!

>> No.4373338

>>4373325
>Implying I was implying Mono visits 4chan

>> No.4373364

Lol I'm kicking Chisame's ass on Xbox Live

>> No.4373391

>>4373364

Which game?

>> No.4373411

>>4373391

Trap Trap Revolution

>> No.4373419

GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS
GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.4373430

GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS
WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS
WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS
ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOOOOOOOVE

>> No.4373467

>>4373391
Modern warfare 2

>> No.4373491

Chisame, if you're still/really here I need some advice. I'm going public trapping with to a dress-up thing soon and I'm getting a female friend to help. Apparently I can't wear stocking again this time and need to wax, is this going to hurt as much as I think it is, and will it grow back thicker? Same with eyebrows for that matter.
And any basic trap advice would help.

>> No.4373507

>>4373467

Chisame playing with the football heads that inhabit MW2 online who would have thought it

>> No.4373508

>>4373491

>>will it grow back thicker?

That happens if you chop off your dick, just try.

>> No.4373516

>>4373491
I've never used wax, I use an epilator exfoliate and it'll be alright

>> No.4373523

>>4373491
Waving hurts, but it's bearable. It wont make your hair grow back thicker; that's an old wives' tale. Look up some guides on eyebrow plucking if you want to take care of them properly.

>> No.4373526

>>4373491
Not him, but here is some hair removal advice. Shaving is shit, don't bother with it. Waxing works well, but is expensive. My favorite method is epilators. The first time will hurt quite a bit, but the result is super smooth for a full week, unlike shaving which only lasts one day. And the hair that grows back is thinner and much less painful to remove each subsequent time.

>> No.4373529

>>4373508
Fool me once, shame on you...
>>4373516
One off thing, don't think I'd buy much just for this time. Thanks anyway.

>> No.4373549

>>4373523
Thought it was, but I was just paranoid about this. Got a friend who knows how to do eyebrows working on mine, so that's not a problem.
>>4373526
I'd never heard of waxing being expensive, I'll have to look more into this.

>> No.4373565

>>4373516
>exfoliate
How do you go about doing this? I've heard it helps with ingrown hairs and general skin improvement so I've been thinking about trying, but there are tons of products and homemade stuff so I don't really know what's what.

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>>4373565
I use these, scrub hard...

>> No.4373592

>>4373549
waxing is only cheap if your time is worth nothing.

>> No.4373607

>>4373565
exfoliate = scrape off dead skin

>> No.4373636

>>4373549
you have to buy wax, heating them, waiting for it to cool off

>> No.4373721

I got this stuble on my neck I can't get rid of. Should I invest in an epilator for it?

>> No.4373735

>>4373721
I've never tried it on facial hair before, so I'm not sure. But that must be SOME stubble if a good razor can't remove it.

>> No.4373790

What comes in this box, this box that rocks...♪♫

>> No.4375003

>>4373790

I can't get that tune out of my head now thanks.

>> No.4375019

>>4375003
you`re welcome

>> No.4375113

>>4375019

What is it from?

>> No.4375143

>>4375113
charles barkley taco bell commercial

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