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>>43631284
What sort of things will she assist me with?

i'd

>>43631284
What kind of "assistance" does Patchouli need from a literal sex demon?

>>43631300
she can organize books and stuff

>>43631284
Do you think she gets horny all the time in that library but is frustrated because her succubi nature dictates she requires semen to alleviate her tensions because there's no men around ever? I'm sure even the ugliest man would drive her wild on sight. Patche probably has to cast a few spells on her to keep that lust at bay.

>>43631697
Why not keep a lowlife male on hand to keep her in check instead? Surely someone is stupid enough to volunteer as succubus food.

>>43631755
Me. I am.

I love her <3

>>43631284
I love her..

Stupid sexy secretary

>>43632189
I want to marry this succ and feed her everyday for the rest of my life.

wut dat mouf do

>>43631284
Does she know C#?

Will she help me have sex with Patchouli?

>>43631284
she looks so sincere and professional. I think my relationship with her will be strictly professional

>>43638198
Of course, stay sure of that
>last part of this series is STILL not translated after these years
sad

>>43638902
A damn shame. But what does Koakuma get out of having fat old men fuck patchouli?

self insert

WAKE UP

>>43631284
i think she is not even a character, and nearly everything about her has been concocted by the fanbase rather than the creator
that sort of thing is neat as a concept, but i'm not a fan

>>43631284
My honest thoughts? I'd mindbreak her into submission and make her my accomplice into having her reveal to me Remi's deepest secrets just so I can marry her and become the SDM master.

>>43641974
its funny how after that and the fairy that appear before cirno on stage 2 ZUN named every midboss too instead of only the stage boss.

Koa

>>43651039
Koa that's unprofessional! Why would you do that?

>>43631284
Red hair is nice.

>>43659718
Maybe her shift was over, ever thought about that, huh?

>>43651039
Sorry Koa, the AC is broken until the part I need gets shipped.

>>43662534
here have a goodwill replacement till then :)

>>43662521
Shift? She is supposed to be a full time assistant!

>>43662766
E-even during bathroom breaks?

>>43662766
E-even during bed!?

>>43662766
E-ven during the weekends?

>>43662776
Yes she scrubs my back.
When i piss? No, that'sjust embarrassing.
>>43662787
Yes she keeps me warm
>>43662795
Yes she makes me laugh and keeps me company. It's not what you think thogh. we have professional and only professional relations.

>>43662881
How is having a literal succubus "keeping you warm" during night in any way decent or appropriate?

>>43662562
Would koa get jealous if another girl started getting friendly with her master?

>>43662925
I-i was kidding. She doesn't even like to be in my room, she'd kill me if i asked her to keep me warm. But she's still just a call bell away, to that extent she is a full time assistant

>>43662969
W-why would she? Her relation with her master is strictly professional

>>43662925
Also excuse you, she may be born a succubus but she is a very decent and dignified woman. Look at how modestly she dresses

>>43662995
It's still attention being taken away from her.

>>43663067
She will get it back somehow dw :)

Koa noooo! You can't smoke on the job!!

Koa and her daily struggles to keep sexual thoughts out of her mind.

Would Koakuma be a good mother?

>>43663961
Only one way to find out :)

>>43663031
I can still see her hair, she's a SLUT

Koacaine is a hell of a drug

Your response?

>>43665001
"Did you use a tit inflation spell again Koa? You know I'm married to Meiling right?"

>>43665001
What are the condoms for?

>>43665008
she can put on a china hat and you wouldnt know the difference

>>43665001
Yeah. Don't worry, I can find it on my own. Then a year later I realize she was hitting on me and never live it down.

>>43665012
Hong has a smile as bright as the sun and a bear hug that can damn near crush my spine, Koa can try but she's trying to use sexiness instead of loving wife energy in this competition.

>>43663985
Koa... you’re innocent girl act doesn't turn me on...

>>43665001
Please bring me the "How to impregnate my daughter Koakuma: An introductory course on succubus breeding", Volume 1 Second Edition and Volume 2 Third abridged edition, by Shinki.

>>43667342
Imagine if there really was such a book.

What are her credentials

>>43673585
just look at her and she will make you forget the job requirements :)

I need stress relief

Assistant get in here

>>43683880
Excuse you? What sort of assistance do you think she provides?

>>43683912
M-massage!?

>>43683926
koakuma has resigned on account of sexual harrassment at the workplace. Are you happy now?

>>43683912
That's a very good question. I don't do much besides laze around.

>>43683940
No! She has to return the clothes before leaving!

>>43683940
Don't fall for her succubus tricks!

>>43683970
they're a parting gift, forget about them.
>>43683991
koa is a very dignified and modest library assistant. she might have been born a succubus but she is pure.
>>43683966
can't believe someone saved the shitty edit i made in gimp. i even got it wrong the first time around.

Koakuma wants a baby.

>>43684209
then give her one faggot

>>43684007
A small world, isn't it? I've been gone from /jp/ for years too.

>>43684209
She wants paid time off in the form of maternity leave.

stupid dumb slut

>>43667342
Koakuma's favorite book is "The Big Milestone: A practical guide to the Lil' Devil conceiving your 10th child".

>>43692278
Rude and uncalled for. Koauma is neither stupid nor dumb.

>>43692401
She's no slut either btw

She has complete control over her reproductive system. No need for condoms, in fact she hates them. But if she wants a baby, be ready to take responsibility, and to have lots of pregnant sex.

>>43638198
that how her doujins usually go

>>43693062
fag

More

>>43693062
She's also kind of a klutz, so please wear a condom anyway.

Well?

>>43700512
When did I say that?

>>43700512
I'm sick.

>>43700512
haha imagine agreeing to sleep with her but making her wear a chastity belt to bed as a joke and watching her get increasingly aroused as you hug and fondle her without letting her get any release
that would be kind of funny right haha

>>43631284
Will she read me a bedtime story if I ask her nicely?

>>43700512
When I say "sleep with me", I mean literally sleep with me, not sexual intercourse. I'm having trouble sleeping, and I want to hug something warm.

>>43702807
Yes. Your options for books are >>43667342 and >>43692399.

>>43702330
Funny at first, but she'll rape you later.

>>43663296
Back to the snu-snu chamber

Nobody says it, but she IS a succubus, right? Not an imp or a generic familiar

>>43707374
it's unclear. but fun, so people roll with it

>>43707478
funni image

>>43707478
oh god imagine if you could get a good sniff of that air above her waist

>>43712360

>>43707374
Succs are the only kind of female devil that exist if I remember right so she'd have to be a succ since she's distinctly western

>>43724589
Why is she like this

>>43631755
Bad idea. There's nothing more delightful to Koa than mercilessly teasing their victim. It's an even worse idea to invite someone weak since she'll have the upperhand despite her relative weakness, so she'll be able to torture that boy with peaks, whispers and such frivolities until he's mind broken.

>>43725000
don't blame Koa, it's her Master's fault for getting a succubus

Succubi are actually quite diligent workers if you can teach them to work around their lustful tendencies.

>>43725124
Is she from Makai or Hell? Because either Shinki gave birth to a total slute, or Heca thought that creating a succubus would be "metal as fuck".

>>43725157
Superficially she looks a bit like Hecatia... but she also has wings like Shinki...

I'm gonna have to file a formal complaint to Patchouli. I know having an assistant is a godsend, especially in that colossal library, but she really needs to teach her some manners. Every time I've shown up, Koa sticks to me like glue, without fail. As soon as I arrive, her face lights up and makes the biggest smile you've ever seen, no doubt thinking of all the new ways she'll torment me next. She'll ask about my day, what I thought of the book she recommended last time, whether I fancied some girl yet, whether I'm free this weekend- I'm just here to grab a book and read, geez. I'll give her that much however, she can pick out any book I'll request or guide me to the appropiate genre section without so much as a hitch. Why does she need to stick around, though? I've noticed that her headwings flap around when she looks at me, and they only get faster whenever I speak to her. It's kinda distracting. Worse yet, last time I hung around the library to catch up on some reading, she brought a small cup of tea and heart-shaped shortcake to my table, told me to "keep it a secret from Patchouli" while giving me a small wink. Plainly unacceptable behavior, I can't believe an employee would permit drinking and eating at the library. And at the end of it all, she'll see me out, telling me to come back soon like nothing out of the ordinary happened. Hell, she followed me to the front doors of the mansion once, and Patchouli had to come angrily fetch her back. Wonder what that was about.

>>43732923
Damn Succubus!
Need Correction!

Stupid sexy succubus

>>43733562
needs to get put babies in her womb

>>43732923
I think she likes you.

>>43743581
That's impossible she has decent standards

>>43747507
She's a succubus. She has no standards.

>>43747545
does this work

>>43754767
Last time i tired i got kicked in the nuts and pepper sprayed.

>>43754767
It is advice for female girls who want to score a man.

>>43756133
Would it work tough?

so many koas

>>43756500
Not very well, once the desired man has sex with whoever is following the advice, he is unlikely to actually date her or anything (most decent men wouldn't date a woman who opens her legs to some rando), most hed ever do is give her a reverse booty call.
But koa is a succubus so it all makes sense to her.

>>43758238
Patchouli about to give Anon a stern talking to after what he has been doing to her familiar.

Koakumas crippling sex addiction

>>43765281
my crippling addiction to sex with koaCUMa

>>43631284