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How would you sexually assault your favourite Touhou?

>> No.4360080
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Sakuya

>> No.4360106

probably by trying to put some poison into their drink... im too much of a coward to get violent

>> No.4360109

>>4360080
>How

>> No.4360118

>>4360109
He'd use Sakuya to sexually assault his favourite Touhou, obviously.

>> No.4360127
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Pic related.

>> No.4360135

I wouldn't, because she's my favourite Touhou.

>> No.4360140

>>4360127
This.

>> No.4360258

>>4360080
explain

>> No.4360266

>>4360070
see >>4360053

>> No.4360291
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Force myself upon her while she sleeps.

>> No.4361827

Here it comes my little raven sl--
*NUKED*

I don't think it's happening, guys.

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>>4360291

Putting moral issues aside, it's a pretty impressive feat pulling off sexual assault when you're dead.

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>> No.4361892

Pop her ice cherry

>> No.4361964

While she's sleeping, I'd slowly rub Cirno's cold, bare feet over my dick, for a frosty footjob~

>> No.4362170

>>4361964
Enjoy your purple dick.

>> No.4362187
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4362187

Rub cheese wiz all over my dick.

Easy.

>> No.4362222
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OMG this is fucking awesome, I suggested the OP's EXACT LINE in a thread where someone was asking for ways to troll /jp/.

I'm honored, OP

>> No.4362226

Fill her cunt with tar.

>> No.4362233
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4362233

Why would I want to sexually assault Kisume? She probably doesn't even know what sex is.

>> No.4362250

anyone have a link to that niconico video showing similarites between ZUN songs and other songs? I'm dying for it.

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>>4362222
You thought that posting about something that most of /jp/ desperately wants to do would troll /jp/?

>> No.4362286

>>4362278
second. That makes no sense at all.

>> No.4362308

>>4362233
It's more likely that she assaults you. It's her nature, it can't be helped.

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