/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43505151
Meiling

(you)'re favorite 2hu.

>>43505236
Eirin would never offer herself up like that. Ask Tewi.

I'd rather have Alice pay me for sex.

>>43505151
Reimu. Definitely Reimu.

>>43505233
Does she even get paid for guarding the gate?

>>43505151
None, no sex before marriage

>>43505411
No matter, I can respect someone that favors Eirin.

>>43505664
Yes

>>43505664
Payed with a roof over her head, and food when she doesn't get any intruders. Otherwise, she has to eat those intruders.

>>43505151
Sanae while Suwako and Kanako watch. Fun times at the Moriya Shrine.

>>43505890
How about having sex with all three?

>>43505920
Not allowed...

>>43506057
I don't care, threesomes are awesome

>>43506077
Nuh uh, not allowed. Not gonna happen.

>>43506097
Why

>>43506136
Kanako's powers are dependent on her virginity.

>>43506136
They're married. While the other 2hus can get away with it, the Moriya family can't. They would lose too much faith.

Shion gives sloppy blowjobs in the Mcdonalds parking lot in exchange for a cheap meal!

>>43506077
>Threesome
So you're only watching while those three Moriyas doing the deed?

>>43506077
Anon can't count.
>>43505416
This is hawt; someone make a doujin or story out of this.

>>43505151
Kotohime

Id pay you for sex

>>43506683
obviously Kanako "Millenium Maiden" Yasaka will just masturbate in the corner

>>43505416
How much would you charge Alice for sex, gigoloAnon?

>>43506659
Seems like an easy way to get a disease, no thanks.

>>43506154
Fake. Just look at her, there's no way she didn't have sex

>>43508294
It's worth it

>>43508305
...Speaking from experience, anon?

>>43508305
If you were Shion you would actually consider sucking a cock for a meal?

>>43509015
>>43509093
Absolutely

Mokou all the way

>>43510534
Imperishable dump truck

>>43510534
What would she even spend the money on? It's not like she has to eat or drink.

>>43511325
She eats and drinks because nobody likes a skinny bitch, anon

>>43505151
>paying for what you can get for free

>>43513766
Nue couldn't pull pussy even if she tried

>>43505448
dead fish sex

>>43513718
A moot point when she can throw herself off the nearest cliff and regenerate her body for free

>>43511325
She might be able to survive it, but starving is still very painful. Besides, not having enough food means weakness, which Kaguya would exploit and force Mokou into yuri sex.

>>43515018
Is dead fish sex better or worse than giving yourself a happy ending?

>>43505151
no one ever says chiruno despite her being the cutest of them all. retards.

>>43516807
Churro deserves lovemaking not compensated sex

>>43516840
I don't love her I lust her. She would be a nice pet. My pet ice fairy.

>>43516860
>i don't love her
Perish

>>43515683
Much better. Imagine railing Raymoo while she looks at you like you just murdered her whole family.

>>43516860
>>43517067
I feel the same way about Rumia.
I just want to adopt her and feed her animals so I can see her cute little face light up each and every time without fail.
Best daughterpet.

>>43505151
they do it 4 free

>>43518944
Byakuren does.

Meiling because i love this cute sleepy dragon and I wish to be her husband

>>43519113
Never marry a hooker

>>43519163
but i love her!

>>43519171
She belongs to the streets!

>>43519102
Only if you're a little boy, otherwise not in a million years.

>>43505416
You've gotten to know Alice. Nothing special, you just watch her shows and sometimes make small talk with her. Then, one day, Alice walks up to you with a guilty and embarrassed look on her face. "Would...Would you like to spend time with me tonight?...I have money" She holds out a small purse and opens it so you see the coinage inside. Her usual aloof attitude is completely gone. You're pretty insulted that she thinks you would sell yourself for money. Alice clearly has a poor understanding of male sexuality! You want to refuse, but you get the feeling this is the best she can do and it would feel awful to reject her. You just go along with this for now, maybe it will turn out good for her! Alice is so excited and leads you to her place. It's creepy with it being so far into the woods and being filled with dolls, but whatever! Alice leads you to the bedroom. Alice has to prepare herself for a full minute before she can even undress, wow! Alice finally loses her virginity while the dolls watch! Alice is still nervous afterwards and asks if you want to do it again something, and you say maybe!

>>43520990
Cute!!!

Isn't Reimu way too suspicious here?
Corruption runs deep at the youkai shrine.

>>43523888
Are you implying she's a pimp?

>>43505151
I would pay for her retirement.

>>43520990
Let's fund a doujin of this! Come on /jp/, we can do it.

>>43529505
Honestly I would be down as long as it was a group effort.

>>43529505
>>43529517
Are full-on doujin comissions even a thing?

>>43529584
For the right price yes.

>>43529592
they are rather expensive though

>>43529731
That why I said if it was a group effort.
If we had maybe 20 anons we could do it depending on the artist and the length.

I'd pay her for the privilege of sending her a percentage of my income on a monthly basis. Hopefully she will then offer me sex at some point. If not I may have to get additional jobs and pay her even more.

>>43529799
Simp. You're worse than the holoniggers.

>>43529799
Sounds like a solid plan. I'm sure you'll win Star's respect and get to have sex with her once she sees how you'll consistently donate all the money you can spare and do anything she asks without hesitating, no matter how degrading or humiliating.

>>43505151
prostitute
prostitute

ALL MY WAGESLAVE MONEY
ALL OF IT

>>43532070
>Yanagida Fumita
The Tomo-chan author?

>>43531435
Why is he worse

>>43505151
None, why waste money on sex when i could spend it on food?

For me, it's Sumireko.
Imagine her reaction to being propositioned going from shock, to embarrassment, as she angrily calls you a pervert and tells you to leave her alone. Despite that, later than same evening she's texting you at the number you left with her, asking for more information. So you send her the address of a cheap love hotel and tell her to meet you there to "discuss it." She's visibly nervous and embarrassed when she shows up, even flinching away when you touch her. Despite that, within a half an hour you've coaxed her into a room, and she's slowly and uncertainly stripping off her clothing one piece at a time, while you watch on with anticipation. She's awkward and clumsy and clearly inexperienced, but that's what you were expecting in the first place, and once your business is done, you leave the money on the bed, telling her not to be a stranger if she ever wants more spending money.
Then one evening a few weeks later, you run into her again. She's walking the streets on her own now, teasing passing men she thinks might have some extra cash by lifting the hem of her skirt, asking if they're looking for a little company for the night.

>>43533449
Building a relationship her in order to gather as much information on Gensokyo as possible!

I'd pay Ran dearly for just one night with Chen.

>>43529505
Why do doujin authors rarely have unique ideas? It's always the same shit.

>>43505151
I'd pay good money to have Yuuka inflict torture on my testes

>>43534359
What do you wanna do with chen, anon?

>>43539718

>>43537774
honestly can't think of a reason. My first thought was that the audience doesn't want more variety, but then it occured to me that if i wanted that kind of an idea the first thing i would look for is a hentai doujin, and so would anyone else - that's the selling point of hentai manga, you can find most of what you like no matter how weird it is.

>>43540766
Awwww how cute

>>43537774
No need for variety when they can just make another NTR doujin and get paid

Bump

PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!

>>43546428
Sex with shrine maiden!

>>43546428
I'll take 5 hours of the usual dead fish experience, as always.

>>43551313
That'll be 500 Euros

Patche, and then I would take her out of the job and marry her.

>>43554091
How much for Reimu to act inexperienced, embarrassed and let out occasional suppressed moans?

>>43554091
too expensive, I'll just go and use a fairy for free then dump her body in some bushes

>>43557832
Dumbass, the fairy will just come back to life

>>43557946
At what point is that my problem?

I'd pay the Lady Remilia "Remimi" Scarlet ojou-sama to let me change her.

I'm gonna wageslave for years and years to afford one night with John.

>>43546428
I'll take one live bestiality show with horse

>>43565550
But that will ruin her for all her future clients.

>>43569233
Not my problem.

>>43505151
I'd give Shion money because she needs it, but not have sex with her because I don't like prostitutes or women.

>>43569555
Please think of your fellow anons and their love for dead fish sex with Raymoo.

>>43571845
>Please think of your fellow
Not my problem.

>>43505151
>Mamizou
Straight business transaction.
>Tenshi
I'd trick her to do it for money.
>Kogasa
I would force her and then throw money at her once I'm done.
>Sanae
She'd return my money and let me fuck her for free.
>Tenshi, again
More tricking shenanigans.
>Mystia
Bonus for being such a loyal costumer.
>Alice
Same as Tenshi but I won't give her a dime afterwards.
>Tsukasa
Because I know she will be great.
>Sakuya
Only to see how she would react to my proposal.

>>43573744
Kog isn't for rape

>>43520990
Next part? Where's the next part? I need it. Deliver next part nao.

>>43573744
> Tenshi
A fitting Fate for that Fallen Celestial Brat

>>43565550
>>43563580
Based taste anons

>>43565550
Me as the horse

>>43576954
pictures like this always tickle my brain in a good way

>>43510534
Gyad dayum

Bump

>>43569687
This isn't the donation thread.

Imagine the state of Gensokyo if Sanae started charging.

>>43585949
Sanae would never do anything that would risk her having less sex, especially if dishevelled elderly homeless men could no longer afford her.

>>43585949
Her shrine would go bankrupt

>>43528274
Too expensive.

>>43554157
pls respond

>>43554157
>>43597566
Dead fish sex is no extra charge, so putting on a performance might cost you an extra 2000 yen. 5000 if costumes are involved.

>>43505151
The girlfriend experience

>>43601606
isn't that like 2 bucks american?
bargain

>>43601647
Mokou might try and ruin it.

>>43605207
She wouldn't have to, Kaguya is a terrible girlfriend.
She lazes around all day, expecting everyone else to care for her every whim and need, you would be but another servent to her.
Oh, and the sex would be dead fish, and very, very rare, if ever.
She's a princess, after all, and one that will outlive you, your family, and the entire human race.

>>43585949
how much for french kissing her smooth armpit and cumshotting it

>>43505151
Kanako
Initially asking and she slaps me and storms away
A few hours later she calls and says she'll do it
She's dressed like this when she opens the door and says I'm dead if i ever tell anyone
She doesn't admit to it being her first time

I pay for all my wife's living expenses, and for a little extra I can pay to watch our bull inseminate her (he's a lot bigger and more masculine than me, darker too).

>>43606980
Yeah, but the question is, how much?

>>43605830
2000 yen

>>43607951
At least you get to see your wife naked when you pay her unlike Star fans.

>>43611798
N-nuh uh, when star comes by to pick up her allowance she sits in my lap and even lets me touch her a little!
I swear that next time I'll give her extra money if she lets me see her bloomers!

>>43613577
if Star isn't leaving with her cunny, rectum and stomach full of cum she ain't getting any allowance. I'd make her earn it.

>>43613577
>>43615513
>allowance
You mean a tribute. An allowance is what she pays you each month after you've handed over all of your income to her.

>>43505151
Why would I pay for sex?

https://exhentai.org/g/2554225/d0eb1a31f2/
ALL MY SHEKELS

>>43618766
Why would a 2hu have sex with a /jp/sie otherwise?

>>43625576
Because he overpowered/drugged her?

>>43626214
How is a normal human gonna do that unless it's a fairy, which are free anyway?

>>43632293
Buy a seal or two from the mu and once enfeebled you bind them with rope blessed with holy water

>>43632300
That really seems like a lot of trouble to go to when I could just throw a tenner at the 'mu and have a good time.

>>43554141
Roxanne...

>>43633793
Yeah dead fish sex with the pit miko is nice but imagine raping youkai feeling fear for the first time in possibly centuries and threatening them with getting them pregnant. Then after some fun you cum inside them anyways and let them promise their vengeance before tossing one last seal on them and leaving them in the brush after taking your gear with you knowing full well they'll be coming for vengeance and you'll do it all again

>>43640578
Please don't create filthy half-breeds like Rinnosuke.

>>43644376
Ingrate!

Hard to resist...

>>43649335
It's really too expensive...

>>43649363
Let's start crowdfunding to pay for Anon's visit to Aya!

>>43651179
I bet Aya is behind this.

>>43649335
I miss itolife 3hus

>>43649335
I would not read her shitty newspaper even if she paid me.

>>43534359
I'd pay Ran dearly just to huff her tails.

>>43551313
Caressing Reimu's flat chest for hours until her nipples are sore!

>>43657066
NOOOOOOO! Reimu has tits!

>>43607951
Oh shit, it's the hatate cuck.

>>43607951
Who is this semen demon?

>>43657363
your mom

>>43657418
I love my mommy!

I would pay Byak to let me fondle her tits all day and night.

>>43607951
>darker too
Was it Alphonse Ngalula?

Yuugi
She makes you sign a release (it's a gimmick, don't worry), picks you up with zero effort and carries you to bed

>>43666758
enjoy your shattered pelvis.

I'd pay to use her lap as a pillow and for her to stroke my hair.

>>43518133
Reimu selling her services as a self cleaning onahole is a fantasy of mine.

>>43508294
There is no STDs in Gensokyo.

>>43674000
Thank you, Dr. Eirin

>>43657251

>>43678617
Wheres her sarashi?

>>43681778
On my bedroom floor.

>>43681827
Reimu doesn't do outcalls.

How does hiring a hooker work?
Wouldn't the townsfolk think less of you for whoring out a youkai?

>>43686227
She made an exception for me because I'm that good.

>>43690447
Why hire a youkai when you could pay for a lovely time with Raymoo?

>>43694899
>Raymoo

>>43698194
Raymoo's udders

>>43694899
I'm afraid of paying for Raymoo, just imagine how many diseases she has

>>43699068
see
>>43674000

>>43505151
None

I don't want some slut doing a job that everyone knows is a slut
I want someone pure that will love me or at least pretend to be pure and pretend to love me

>>43708989
Reimu can pretend for a handful of yen.

Buy John.

>>43713524
How much is it for GFE?
How long will the embarrassment afterwards last?

>>43719983
>How long will the embarrassment afterwards last?
For you or her?

>>43720115
Both

>>43713524
I can save her.

>>43720347
You can't.

I bet Reimu secretly loves being a prostitute.

>>43726830
Maybe, or the alternative is too horrible to endure.

>>43666758
I would much rather pay Suika In both money and alcohol. At least she would try to not snap my dick in half, Yuugi Is way too wild of a risk for me.

>>43726830
She loves it openly.

which 2hus would have the hottest reactions to watching you rail one?

what are the best 2hu doujins for prostitution?

>>43732418
The itou life Aya and Reimu ones

Obligatory

Suwako does it for fun. Getting followers and funding is a nice extra.

>>43745589
>this faggot doesn't draw 2hu anymore
gay

I could see the SDM running some kind of business with the fairy maids.

>>43743309
Why am I biologically programmed to like this

>>43750372
Yeah its pretty tough being biologically programmed to like Reimu...

>>43732138
Marisa

>>43749610
But fairies are free use. Who's gonna pay for one?

>>43758112
I mean I would pay Eternity Larva and Clownpiece myself. I would even give Cirno a little money but not much.

>>43760900
>>43758112
There's also likely to be any number of people who just don't know that, or can be convinced otherwise by Remi and her crew.

>>43762742
True, there's no reason people would assume that fairies work like that

Sanny is my favorite prostitute, I'd visit her every few days (to save up cum for her)

>>43768841
Sanae does it for free

>>43773085
She does it for the spunk

>>43762742
I would pay for a fairy maid if she were regularly cleaned and serviced.

DONATE

1 yen blowjob.

>>43798795
What a steal!

>>43798795
One yen isn't even a U.S. penny... what a cheap girl.

>>43505151
(You)

>>43798795
So if each blow job is 1yen and each blow job would take around 5-20 minutes that means if you were to pay her 1000yen you could rent her for at least 3 1/2 days.
Thats a LOT of Shion

>>43805158
Or you could save up for John.

>>43813120
What are the pros and cons of Joon vs Shion?

>>43813168
Shion would suck a golf ball through a garden hose for a dollar, Joon would take your house to look at her thighs, no pictures allowed.
Now, there's also the question of what diseases shion would carry at her price...

>>43813192
Who'd even bother with the bratty sister then? I'll go with Shion but not for her mouth.

>>43813168
Joon: Great but costs you all your money
Shion: Cheap but full of STDS

>>43813168
yeah, simp for j*on. I heard she charges a grand just to LISTEN a request.

>>43818324
how much does cuddling shion cost?
one square meal?

I'd pay the SDM absolutely obscene money for a night in Butachouli's sty.

>>43505151
>Which 2hus would you pay for sex?
(you)'re favorite 2hu.

>>43824050

>>43505236

>>43824050
no u

>>43750461
I think he was talking about the bald and bulky gray man in the picture.

>>43835111
trips confirm

>>43820082
A hamburger

>>43845894
Think she'd give me the gf experience if I threw a side of fries in there, too?

>>43505151
unironically, komachi
>tits the size of a mountain
>good drinking partner

>>43719335
>expensive as fuck
>probably a mediocre fuck
the only good things about her is that she has abs and the small chance that it turns into a threesome with her sister

>>43849890
Imagine Eiki showing up while you're boning Komachi to scold her for letting the souls back up again

>>43849756
and PSE if you get her a drink.

>>43861099
PSE?

>>43861901
porn star experience

>>43868129
I don't think Shion is capable of that.

>>43869402
She sucks like her life depends on it. In some ways, it does.

>>43849940
she can give a paizuri.

I'd pay Aya so much money, not even to have sex but to just let me jerk off while she lets me look at her panties

>>43878006
Aya will let you cum in her multiple times on a dangerous day for even a brief newspaper subscription

>>43878006
Same but I want to look at her hairy coochie.

>>43878006
Same but I want to look at her bra.

>That'd be three fiddy
Reimu after she accepts your request.

>>43887947
How much to get Marisa involved too?

>>43895989
Marisa has self respect.