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>>43585543
Help her make kids the natural way

>>43585543
Impregnate her on Alice's Bed while she watches in the corner.

>>43585796
This but with Alice and Shiki cheers us on

>>43585812
This is a really appealing thought.

>Shiki
But that's Shinki not Shiki Eiki!
This should be a Yama thread!

>>43585543
>>43585796
>>43585556

>>43585543
>I met that creative them
How do you even come up with such absurdly bad english, is it a reference to something?

>>43587900
OP didn't translate it anon, it's a common image.

Ask her if she would be okay with being my mother.

>>43588640
Sex with Shinki's daughter!

>>43590093
That would imply Yumeko could feel sexual excitement

>>43590117
I'm going to make Yumeko my personal project. Shinki will be 100% okay with this as long as SOMEONE is showing interest in her. I WILL make her feel pleasure in doing something other than whatever Shinki says.

>>43590258
God, finally.
I-I mean, good luck anon!
Yumeko is a fine, upstanding and reliable girl, I'm sure you two will make a great couple!
Who am I? Oh, j-just her friend Shi... Shi... Shinko! Yeah, Shinko!
Oh, and don't forget to be safe, although if you did Yumeko is perfectly capable of tending to any kids you might have in the near future!

>>43590574
Shinki Hernandez

These darn Makaians are on my bed again...

>>43590117
>Yumeko is an emotionless maid
>Mai is a sadistic brat
>Alice is Alice
damn, no wonder Shinki is that desperate for grandchildren

>>43585543
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>43586709
I can’t believe Shiki forced herself on Alice’s friend. Why isn’t Alice saving him?

>>43593922
This is Alice's fetish, its why she has bimbofied dolls of all her friends

>>43590258
But what if she just doesn't get sex? What if she just lays there expressionless and unfeeling, like Reimu?

>>43600431
That's fine too.

>>43593851
The fact that Alice has nothing specifically wrong with her, but just is the way she is sends me.
It implies that no single thing about her would be that big a deal, but all together? Nah, clearly as bad as Mai.

>>43600431
I will make her understand.

Yumeko is 190cm tall, the perfect height for a typical anon to rest his head on her breasts while standing up, yet still no boyfriend. What gives, Shinki?

>>43603083
She'd need to be a little taller for me.

>>43603090
If an anon expressed even a little interest in Yumeko with the stipulation that she would have to be taller than she already is, Shinki would waste no time in putting her ultimate magic to work and scaling up her maid daughter.

>>43603083
It's not about the looks, it's about the way she presents herself to others. You should have a look at her Makaider profile, it's a pretty sad sight. All she has to say in her main description is "Shinki's personal maid".
No hobbies, no likes and dislikes, not even that quirky bit of putting your astrological sign.
It gets even worse once you match with her. Her replies are so cold, and she hardly has anything to say after the classic "How are you?".
She's cold down to the way she types! No exclamation marks, no three commas, nothing! I'm pretty even actual artificlal intelligence can do a better job at emoting than Yumeko.
You've got to understand that Makai boys are the adventurous boys. They want to feel something when going into a relationship. They don't mind up & down, they're okay with getting their hands dirty and pulling some devilish tricks to the world as long as the journey was worth it. They don't want a glorified mother that neither smiles or frowns at their hijinks.
Maybe if that tourist agency plan hadn't been cancelled, Yumeko's chances at having a boyfriend wouldn't be so low. I doubt those willing to go to Makai would especially dig her either, as they'd likely line up with that aforementioned Makainese attitude, but it's more about facilitating entry into Gensokyo for the Makai residents. Maybe if Yumeko got lucky at one of Gensokyo's bars, she could catch a fine looking boy who's into her, and then hopefully, not scare him when asking him to follow her back home. I'm sure it'd take a lot of advice from Louise for things to go right though, as without it, we can't be too sure if Yumeko tries to force herself into that poor pretendant, knocking him out and bringing him back to Makai. Shinki wants a proud, happy family! She didn't raise a rapist! And no, she does NOT want to hear about Stockholm syndrome!

>>43593922
>Shiki
Stop mispronouncing Shinki's name.

>>43585543
She's getting real kids this time and experiencing the joys of childbirth.

The Makai creatures' natural habitat.

>>43603258
Shinki's daughters aside from Louise can't catch a break, can they? Yumeko cannot comprehend small talk with her matches and Sacchan doesn't even get a lot of matches in the first place, as not many are brave enough to swipe right on an angel of death and the second in command of all of Makai, and the few who do often unmatch later when they get cold feet and realize just what it is that they're doing. And don't even get me started on the rest.

her theme is so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvlWFDOBevQ

>>43585543
Going to do what?

>>43625503
You know. Stuff.

>>43603258
>no exclamation marks
Not spongeworthy.

>>43585543
>What are you guys going to do with Shiki?
I'm going to impregnated her daughters in front of her

>>43585543
>What are you guys going to do with Shiki?
I'm going to impregnated her in front of her daughters

Post giantess shinki

>>43637319
Oh if only such a magnificent thing existed…
But until that glorious day comes, what kind of things would you do or want her to do to tiny you?

>>43593851
What about Yuki?

>>43637693
Yuki has no chance in anything, because she adores Mai and will always hang out with her, despite Mai destroying any other relationship she might have and ruining any chances she has
When Yuki met a boy that showed a little interest in her, Mai spread some rumours around town that Yuki was a loose women, which caused the guy to break things off with her
The Time Yukispent crying into Mai's shoulder made it all worthwhile.

>>43637319
haha that's crazy anon...

>>43637639
you know...stuff

>>43637639
let's just say it's firmly /d/ tier

>>43640911
That’s some good stuff right there. I envy them.

>>43640924
Honestly same. Probably anyway. I’d gladly worship that Makai godess’s feet for starters.

Shinki's most assertive daughter.

>>43585543
I just nutted to the futa Reimu x Shiki set by Monaka.

>>43637319

Shinki Megami Tensei

>>43644780
Anon is too afraid to object...

>>43585543
I think Shinki is one of the coolest 98's but than again I'm a slut of silvery/white hair

>>43651467
shinki is slut for lonely virgin men in their late 20s

Can you believe that dudes are just completely ignoring all these Makaian babes? I don't really mind, though, 'cause that just means there's more of them for me.
I just spent the entire day at the beach with Yuki, Mai and Alice Mk. 2, and it was simply a fucking incredible time!

>>43654062
Very dangerous, anon.

>>43654062
That's great, Shinki, i'm glad you had fun with your daughters at the beach.
Still no grand kids in sight, unfortunately.

>>43654295
Yeah, it's a huge danger to my chastity, but I think I'm up to the challenge.

>>43654062
That picture is OLD. Alice and Mai have are now sexy and voluptuous.

>>43654371
Are you saying that Yuki isn't? Just because she's fit and genki doesn't make her less of a girl, you know. The only short and modestly endowed Shinki's daughter is Elis.

>>43656640
Makai vampires just mature at a different rate Anon!
Elis will be smooth and sexy before you know it!

>>43657756
Imagine if Makai vampires matured at a slower rate than regular vampires, and Kurumi would temporarily outgrow Elis. Wouldn't that be funny haha?

>>43657768
it would, however Kuru-chan will never outgrow her cousin Elis, because they are both makai vampires silly!

>>43654371
You're thinking of the old Alice, the new model fixes that bug and also the one where she turns into a doll autist. This one remains perfect forever.

And Mai is obviously lying. You should know how she gets by now.

>>43657784
But what if Elis is done maturing and she'll look like this only in her dreams? She's getting pretty old and that growth spurt that's due "any day now" sure is taking its time...

>>43658000
Poor Elis, forever doomed to wear bear-print panties.

>>43657756
Dwarf-size vampire!

>>43651946
You know too much about me...

>>43651946
it's nice to be in the target group for once

>>43663449
And poor Mai, forever doomed to be bullied by her older sister who looks like a little kid.

>>43667713
>forever doomed

>>43667713
>>43673726
Mai's breast size is more inconsistent than most 2hus. There are flat Mais, average Mais, titcow Mais...

>>43667713
Makainese hands typed this post, specifically ice witch ones.
Nice try, you're not getting any sympathy from me Mai. We all know why Yuki is still single, since it's not like she hasn't found someone so desperate as to go out with such an emotional wreck as she is.

>>43673739
Uses illusionary magics.

>>43585543

Yuki will happily comply with Shinki's request to get a boyfriend, but she never seems to understand Shinki's babble about having kids. Aren't kids just brought over by a big stork? Yuki doesnt get it!

Oh no...

>>43638244
too bad

Mai is getting bullied again...

>>43680623
Dear god, is Elis going to spike her food again?
I'm not convinced that it'll work a second time...

>>43676786
Woah, Alice was part of the Mai and Yuki gang? I'm assuming she was the third wheel of the group. Embarrassing the other two with her lame quips!

>>43680677
Makai version of https://youtu.be/Yr60SJOjrAs

A moon!

>>43680672
Mai mostly preys on easy targets like Yuki and Letty, and can't really handle the bantz of someone like Elis. Elis is a master troll who can make Mai get quite upset, even if she's good at hiding it. Elis is also very strong while Mai is pretty mediocre, so she can't effectively fight her with words or magic. Being Mai is suffering.

>>43681755
Is that..... THE MOON?! AAAHHHH! NOOOOO! I'M GAINING SEN! AHHHHHH!

I thought that Shinki was this grand powerful godlike figure. Some terrifying, amazing, inspiring being.

Instead, she's just a dork like her daughter.

>>43684347
Because everyone already knows of Shinki's might, she has nothing to prove. So she can be as wacky or as serious as she desires!

Makai mom.

.. soon to be Anon's mom too.

>>43684414
I can't believe Elis wears Lolice's old bear print panties...
Are they still hand-me-downs if it's the elder sister getting her imouto's clothes that she's outgrown, or would it be more accurate to call them hand-me-ups?

>>43585543
Running away. She scares me.

>>43695150

>>43695150
How in the world can you be afraid of this >>43696739? She looks like an absolute sweetheart!

>>43695137
"Hand-me-downs" sounds cuter and more "appropriate" considering her stature. More importantly, though, how does she avoid being made fun of whenever the family goes to the beach?

>>43697165
That's the thing!
She doesn't!

Elis is starting to develop some issues from her small size though, like aggression, random violent outbursts, rudeness and sadism...

Oh god, is she going to become Makai's Gengetsu? What have we done...

>>43697165
>>43697197
Mai knows that she's more likely to get away with teasing Elis when everyone else is around and she takes any and every opportunity to do so, even if it means having to endure her revenge later own. Elis might get teased for her tiny size by everyone, but bullying Mai when Shinki isn't looking and taking selfies with Sacchan's boobs helps her cope.

>>43697012
Woman. If I talk to her and mess up I'll embarrass myself forever.

>>43697228
I'd be more than happy to cheer Elis up by hanging out with her! I could, well... help her build a sandcastle! And maybe give her some upsie-daisies!

>>43697646
So then don’t be weird around the Makai mom. Keep it cool dude and try not to be too intimidated by talking to a living, breathing, goddess.

>>43697669
Elis is not a child! She will have your respect! Or else!

I bet she'd secretly enjoy all of that.

>>43585543
Lot's of things

>>43697933
I wish I had a cool mom.

I need to tell the truth, this thread smells like period blood...

>>43700603
Pandemonium is basically a household of just Shinki and her adult daughters. Only women that is. Imagine the period rage and the fights when they get all synced up and are all on their period at the same time.

>>43701839
Couldn't that be solved by simply impregnating all of them?

>>43701854
It could, but then you'd have to put up with their pregnant mood swings.

One in the stink, two in the Shink.

alice's mom has got it going on

>>43709347
Woah
Shinki is fit

Getting a hug from Kikuri!
The koin is absolutely massive!
Even /jp/'s tallest Anons would feel like a mere plushy in comparison to Kikuri's imposing size!
Her calm demeanor and constant praying make her the perfect candidate to spend time with if you've been filling stressed out!

>>43717688
God I wish Kikuri would carry me like this.

>>43709347
sports bra paizuri

>>43712253
God knows how many kids later and her body looks basically brand new!

>>43723428
How does her gash look though?

>>43723428
Shinki has never actually given birth. She's a virgin.

>>43728669
deflowering the virgin MILF goddess...

>>43712253
Fit? You can literally see her pudgy belly poking out. I wouldn't be surprised if the only reason she and Alice went there was to fail at trying to pick up a guy.

Going to Makai is like playing Baroque.

>>43728713
Fit for sex, that is.

>>43726938
I really hate how Barudo draws Shinki's eyes. They look so soulless and unnerving compared to everything else.

>>43741115
the impassive stare is somewhat fitting for a god when observing something as insignificant as myself

>>43741115
Could be more expressive for sure, whether it be intimidating or soft.

The daily lives of these creatures...

>>43748389
Imagine the amount of woman moments everyday if you lived with them...

>>43590117
Is she a yandere?

>>43752160
all touhous are mentally ill and unhinged

>>43752160
The Makaian being territorial.

>>43680714
i would 100% watch if this was a thing

>>43748466
Why is she wearing Alice's underwear?

>>43762929
She wants to know if they're comfortable. If not, she'll get Alice some new lingerie.

Shinki's dhinki?

>>43741115
she stares at you like you're no more significant than an ant and that's the hottest shit ever

Hi.

>>43778486
Hi Alice's Mom.

Have you been to THE temple?

>>43788475
Mini-Sacchan a cute

>>43793032
Midboss sandwich with Noroiko!

>>43799727
Midbosses copying what they saw their older sisters do!

>>43799734
That's wrong!

>>43793032
Cute!

>>43763283
Imagine your mom buying you lingerie!

>>43813074
Its okay cause the store owner who makes the lingere(Shinki's daughter) is embarrassed as well at having her mother shop at her store she set up to sell to the many Makai girls(Shinki's daughters)
So Alice(Shinki's daughter) having lingere bought for her by her mom is no problem!

?

>>43818727
POV: You are pink Kurumi

>>43814046

>>43824414
I would gladly accept both of them.

>>43824414
I will never accept this loser.

i dreamt i met the real shinki at a cosplayer event. she told me i was wasting my talent. i wanted her to conjure me some makai pussy but i couldn't bring myself to ask.

thank you shinki-sama. i'll find better ways to spend my time.

>>43834467
missed my attached thread contribution picture.

>>43834467
"Anon-san. You have such great potential. I wish for you to apply yourself and become a better person. You may not know it now or even believe me, but you have more talent than you could ever realize. You have no idea how much you could improve the world around you and bring happiness to the people you know. Please, Anon-san. Put in the effort. Do it for me."
"ok that's cool and all but can you get me some makussy"

>>43834467
Was the Shinki in your dream big or smol?

>>43834503
i have some tangible things i could change, and i will. i see it as a message to consider what's actually important to me, and i appreciate the reminder. despite this, though, i am but a mortal man; in the face of a divine presence, i wanted her to hear a prayer for the sake of my cock. it's not my best trait.
>>43834522
she was pretty unassuming with an average build, chilling on a chair in a corner the whole time. she looked like someone's mom, but she had an air of importance around her, and i felt like she could stare into my very soul.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THE ANONS ON MAKAICHAN ARE CALLING ME AN UGLY WHORE AGAIN
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>43837460
Better think twice before eating my hotpockets then bish

>>43837460
Witchy-thing from Makai!

>>43837460
I mean, where's the lie?

Alice is Player2 Yuki or vice versa? I mean just look at them.

>>43846741
Shinki ran out of ideas please understando

>>43837489
Turning Mai into a sobbing mess by making fun of her online!

>>43848418
Hey now...

>>43848418
She’s going to find out where you live and step on you now.

What did Mai do?

>>43854438
Shinki found out that it was Mai under a dynamic IP that was calling Yuki an ugly whore

>>43862724
Is that Mai's punishment? Forced to wear a bunny suit for the entire day?

>>43865562
That + hypnosis earrings + breast expansion

>>43865588
Interesting, I hope Yuki doesn't do anything bad to Mai while she's in such a vulnerable state!

>>43865588

Makai girls are finding new friends!
Will you be their friend too?

>>43873835
Yes, except for Alice.

The koin!

>>43878886
Elegant as always, the Koin brings peace to a chaotic world of demons.

The God of Makai is secretly Mother Yule!

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have you worshipped her today?

>>43890974
If you worship Shinki enough, you'll eventually get warped to Makai. Be careful however, as there is a very high chance you'll immediately get put on child making duties for the sake of Shinki's happiness. Of course it won't be so brutal if you comply, you'll even get to choose your Makaian concubine, but for the sake of things going as smoothly as they can, you'll first be put with Shinki's most reliable daughter, although perhaps not the most... entertaining one.

>>43891092
>you'll even get to choose your Makaian concubine
They're called concubines if you marry a loser daughter like Yuki, Sara or Alice, wives if you marry a regular daughter like Louise, Koakuma, or Yumeko, and mistresses if you make the mistake of marrying a high ranking and/or evil daughter like Elis, Mai or Sacchan.

>>43890974
No

>>43904835
paizuri

>>43910619
That's a waste of sperm. Please have vaginal sex with Yumeko instead.

>>43910718
Ok, Shinki. Just let me get my condoms and make sure that Yumeko took her birth control pill today.

What's the fastest way to Mai's heart? What about Yuki? I really need a Makai wife.

>>43913880
ANON NO!!
DON'T FALL FOR SHINKI'S LIES, MAI IS A HORRIFIC SOCIOPATH WHO WILL DRAIN YOU BANK ACCOUNT AND STEAL YOUR KIDNEYS!!!
SHE IS NOT WIFE MATERIAL, I REPEAT, NOT WIFE MATE-

>>43913880
Just be nice to Yuki and that should be good enough. She's a bit of a clutz and can get very passionate, keep that in mind and act in good faith around her moments of stupidity. You'll have to be careful about Mai once you engage with Yuki, as she won't take kindly to her favorite toy having someone who can potentially shield her from bullying, or hell, might even try to actively solve the issues she runs into every now & then. Thankfully, Mai's insidious methods can't exactly reach the big boss of the place, as Shinki is mildly aware of Mai's traitorous trickery, but chooses to look the other way. However, given that you'd be in a highly desireable position for Shinki's goals, Mai's attempts to bring you or Yuki down by talking with Shinki would probably fail. You can still expect Makaichan to be even more of a hate filled site as before, and a suspicious amount will be directed to Yuki. You're gonna be on comfort duty a lot of times if you do decide to spend time with Yuki. Don't expect the most thought provoking discussions or activities either, Yuki is very much of a child at heart. She cries during horror movies, she claps in front of the TV and cheers for the good guys, and she kept her collection of plushies Shinki made for her.

>>43913903
>>43914012
Yuki obviously sounds like the better choice but i honestly might feel bad for marrying someone so naive. Is there no way to get Mai to come around?

>>43600513
>The fact that Alice has nothing specifically wrong with her

You know; except for her reclucive nature; her massive ego [She literally won't use her grimoire out of what it would do to her ego if she lost using it]; her very questionable color theories, and a combo of a mom/god complex [She wishes to create a living, independent doll. Basically; create life. Now consider what Shinki does.]

>except for her reclucive nature; her massive ego
>her very questionable color theories,

Woah Alice is just like me, maybe i really should marry her after all.

>>43897826

>>43914012
But does she sleep with the plushies? This is very important

>>43915493
Sara is underrated.

>>43915493
GENOCIDE CUTTA

>>43914674
I beg of you, for all that is holy, please spit on me again Yumeko, I have never been so erect.

>>43914682
Yes she does. She says it protects her from nightmares and that her plushies are her friends.

>>43919773
Seems like an attachment to inanimate objects runs in the family...

>>43919773
Still orders of magnitude more stable, well adjusted and successful than Alice.

>>43919773
Sleeping with her sounds like a hassle. You'd probably have to sleep on the edge of the bed because she wouldn't want you to "crush" her "friends", or push them out of the bed.

>>43922201
You dont get the full picture
A relationship with Yuki makes you her big plushie. Every day, she'll want a hug and she'll sleep with you. She can't exactly read the mood or the potential reasons why you wouldn't want one.

>>43922436
Pretty stark contrast to Mai who'd make you sleep on the floor or the foot of the bed on a good day.

>>43915493
How did Sara do it?

>>43925879
Sara is a fit gatekeeper with a body of a gymnast who does physical labour most of the time. Alice is a lazy skinnyfat doll weirdo who spends most of her days sitting on her fat ass.

Makai Critters!

>>43934785
Eat

How enjoyable is Makai summer?

>>43926360
Gatekeepers are all somehow fit, even the lazy ones like Meiling...

I wonder if Alice used to go and sit with Sara at the border of Makai when she was feeling upset at her situation inside. They might have been friends, and maybe Sara was the one who let Alice sneak out of Makai to live in Gensokyo.

>>43945020
I like the sound of that, how nice of her.

>>43945020
I think it's more that Sara isn't exactly the brightest girl around, even compared to Alice.

>>43937704
Elis' Amazing A-cup boobies!

Wish I could live with Sara. Just enjoy the scenery and make some tasty yakitori together

>>43958440
And then you'll make a happy family with her with plenty of kids, right Anon?

>>43958588
I'd rather we stay close friends.

>>43958588
Yeah sure, whatever, Shinks. Now can you take me to Sara already?

Acquire Makai Woman!

>>43962128
I want to acquire this Makai woman.

>>43585543
SHINKIIIII
IM GOING TO MATING PRESS IMPREGNATE ALICE AND THEN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND MARRY HER
THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME SHINKI!!!!

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Falling for Mai's (fake) love!

>>43972627
What is Mai's love like?

>>43974371
The only thing Mai loves is teasing Yuki
Don't try to become her new target!

>>43979739
Maybe she'll fall in love with me if I tease Yuki with her?

>>43980035
Mai doesn't take kindly to competition. She already has to watch herself around Elis and will take swift and decisive measures if she perceives you as someone who's even remotely invading her territory. Teasing Yuki is a guaranteed way to end up as one of Mai's pet anons.

>>43980098
What does being Mai's pet entail?

>>43974371
Waking up with Mai in bed!
Her kicking you in the butt, telling you to get out and make her breakfast already!
Bringing it to her on a silver platter!
She sips on the tea quietly, before quickly swinging the pot up and in your face!
She claims you got her the wrong flavor! She tells you to do it again, and really hammers in how much of a failure you are!
That combined hint of frustration, anger, and sadness in your face is the stuff of dreams for Mai! She may even be enjoying hersel under that blanke, but you wouldnt know, because your torment is the key to her lust, and if she sees even as much as a smidge of joy at the prospect of seeing your "girlfriend" enjoy herself and the happiness and eros that comes with it, she'll go right back to her annoyed, bullied look!
Later that day, you have a lunch at the Makai mansion's living room! Louise and Shinki are here!
Oh! Shinki looks beyond happy that one of her daughters is getting along so well with a boy, and what a shift this has been for her little Mai! She's so lovey dovey with her sweet little Anon! She's kissing his forehead, sneaking in little hugs as the meal goes on! It's so adorable!
That smile of Mai as she's doing all of this... It hurts your soul so much. You want to tell Shinki the truth so bad, but you just can't... You know that Shinki's blind love will prevail, and Mai can quickly turn a switch and act like a precious little diva who's being assaulted by the awful, awful Anon! So you say nothing, you suffer in silence, and only the most through of looks on you and Mai's faces can tell your true emotions right this instant... Mai's intense, lecherous look, and your look of pure, unfiltered misery.
After that torturous experience where you couldn't even take in to the great food Shinki had made, you had a bit of free time away from your little demon of a concubine, only to find Yuki. She was looking sort of worried and sad. After asking her what's wrong, you quickly found out she's looking for Shinki, who had now gone away to run some errands. Yuki says she was supposed to be reading her a story. The book she was holding... it looked like a children's book. In any other scenario, you would mocked Yuki's childish antics, but you had been through so much with Mai and knew Yuki lived her whole life dealing with that kind of experience daily, you couldn't help but feel a lot more empathy & fondness towards her. She was looking pretty cute too... You felt like you were walking on egg shells with Mai, not so much because of her prudish nature, but rather, the idea of seeing you happy in any meaningful way didn't please Mai. Even something as innocent as Yuki's stockings and garter made you feel... something, and it's not like Yuki could really tell anything. Knowing that made you feel a little dirty, but you needed some kind of relief, and it's not like you assaulted her.
Oh, why couldn't you have been claimed by her instead of Mai when the two of them found you collapsed in the middle of Makai? If only she was more assertive when Mai's around! You feel like you could kill for a chance at sharing Yuki's little world,silly and juvenile as it'd be, being on the opposite of that spectrum is so, so much worse...

>>43980349
Sounds terrible. Will she at least let me fuck her?

>>43980349
Why is she like this?

>>43980349
Already pregnant within the millisecond she touched me.

>>43980349
This is why you take the time to grope and chuchu mai as much as possible during this time. Mai would have to simply go along with your flirting and harassment so you can get your revenge there before the inevitable hatefuck to follow.
Or just ditch her for Yuki I suppose

>>43980833
Yes, but you're tied to a chair naked and she's reading a book.

>>43980349
I like these stories/shorts where it follows the classic bulletpoint pattern up until the reality of how awful what's happening sets in and the tone changes dramatically.

Moar pls?

There isn't a single /jp/ anon that reaches even as much as Sariel's shoulders.

>>43990056
Her being so tall has its advantages. Standing below her breasts in the shade that they provide is a good way to stay cool in during a Makai heat wave.

>>43990056
Anon... Sariel and Shinki are giants compared to the average human and makaian.

>>43990565
So what you're saying is that our kids will be tall

>>43990578
It is going to be like playing Shadow of the Colossus.

>>43990565
Sounds hot. How big are we talking about?

>>43585543
>Neither of us have experience
guess we're fumbling through this shit then

>>43990972
Massive.
>>43640911 >>43645003

>>43991629
Well hot damn, I had no idea Makai mom was so freaking huge compared to tiny humans like us.
I have to wonder though given the fact that Shinki doesn’t seem to have pockets on that dress of hers, where would she keep or hold a person?

>>43991947
Perhaps in the palm of her hands? I believe the two would have some sort of shapeshifting skills, but rest assured you'd never really be taller than either of them.

>>43990565
How tall is the average makaian even? Sacchan is 8'+, Yumeko is 190cm and Elis is < 5' tall. That's a pretty wide range of heights.

>>43991969
That could work. But then again they probably can’t hold/carry you around all of the time either and they’ll have to put you somewhere else at some point.
And them being able to shapeshift is probable too. I can see them wanting to maintain a height advantage as well in order to better establish dominance over any humans they come across.

>>43992460
>But then again they probably can’t hold/carry you around all of the time either
Oh, but they could.

>>43992609
How embarrassing! To be treated like a child by these Makai girls!

>>43992631
To be fair, most of them are probably at least an order of magnitude older than you, considering how Byakuren was sealed in Makai for quite a long time. You'd basically be a child in comparison even in that regard. Not to mention how it might be hard for the 190cm tall Yumeko to take a smaller anon seriously as an adult anyway, not to mention the even taller Shinki or Sacchan.

>>43992990
Imagine doing your best as a 6ft+ man to impress the 8ft+ Sariel or 10ft+ shinki yet still being treated as a teen at best, or in the case of Shinki barely older than an elementary kid.
If doesn't help that Shinki has been slowly making your features look younger...

>>43993015
imagine passing Elis in a hallway in Pandemonium and her making a comment that you look a little shorter than usual haha

surely she was just joking when she said that you'll be smaller than her some day, right h-haha?

>>43992990
Dammit, it doesn’t matter how “young” or short I am, I’m still an adult. These women shouldn’t be patronizing to me!

>>43993015
Jokes on them, I’m not even 6 feet tall!
Shit.

Louise :)

>>43993095
Turns out Shinki always wanted to see a grandchild for so long that now that she has you she's going a bit too overboard in her whims.
Even if you complain she'll just think its super cute and cut off your complaints with coddling, hugs, and headpats. Its enough to soothe even the most wroth of beasts

>>43993917
>Jokes on them, I’m not even 6 feet tall!
You'll always be seen as a little kid in their eyes. It's officially Gengeover for you, anon...

>>43997734
At least you'll feel right at home with Yuki!

>>43997781
Yeah. In fact, if you're smaller than her, even she might treat you in a patronizing manner. But there's no way that there are anons ITT who are even shorter than her. That would be absurd haha.

>>43997734
This is some bullshit. I’m going to leave Makai then!

>>43997887
They'll find you and bring you back, not because you're a captive. It'll be because its dangerous for a child to wonder out alone.

>>43994722
If anon fails to knock up one of Shinki's daughters in a timely manner after arriving in Makai, there is no other explanation that would satisfy Shinki than that anon must simply be a child and not a fully grown human. It's easy for a makainese person to confuse an adult human and a child, since both are so tiny compared to the makainese. But Shinki won't let a visiting human "child" just leave Makai. That would be irresponsible and dangerous after all. No, keeping him there and raising him for a few hundread years ought to do it. Shinki has no prior experience in raising humans, but they must mature very slowly since anon doesn't seem to be getting any bigger at all during his stay in Makai.

>>43999022
a gods unconscious desires influencing the world around them is fine too

>>43999022
Naturally, after all Anon is content at Shinkimama's side and she greatly enjoys his company after Shinki-knows-how-long of watching her cute daugther's run around and play all alone from her castle.
He means the world to her at this point even if he'll take forever to mature its not like she's in any rush. Even when he started spouting off about, 'lifespan' and not wanting to 'spend the rest of his life stuck in a crystalline castle' she was patient since he's only a child after all.

Shinki got worried for a bit since he seemed to be getting sicker and sicker as the decades rolled by losing his youthful vigor she so enjoys watching, and seemed to be growing frailer. However, always the caring parent Shinki nursed him back to health lovingly using her powers to influence his body over the weeks and he regained his youthful energy in no time! Shinkimama is super caring!

Now that he's back to normal like when he first came to live with her he's a lot more docile and that warms her heart deeply. Even if it is a bit sad they don't play, 'hide and seek' anymore where he'd try leaving the castle only to be found the next day. Not only that but he seems a lot more introspective and wiser, which is a bit strange for a child but its okay since his smile always gives Shinkimama a warm and fuzzy feeling!

Either way Shinki is very satisfied now that Anon's accepted Shinkimama's love and kindness, she can't wait for him to grow up properly. She wouldn't even mind if it took half an eon, after all she has the time!

I bet Yuki wears very childish pajamas to bed! Probably has a star pattern on it too!

>>44001758
An eternity spent living in Makai and getting mothered by Shinki doesn't sound all too bad. Helping Yumeko with chores, playing games with Sacchan, exploring the surrounding Makai countryside with Sara, trying to avoid Mai and her bullying like your life depended on it. Yep, sounds like a comfy existence.

>>44008910
You're rarely gonna be playing games when you're with Sacchan. She only entertains you because if not, she suspects you might call Shinki and she doesnt want to deal with some scolding or arguments. Rarely is she going to be in the mood to boot up a game the two of you can actually play together, so what you'll actually be doing is more of a little brother moment, watching her play games. With years of experience under her belt being bothered by the various Makai residents, she'll hardly flinch or look at you if you get all comfy and snuggly with her, or try to poke her. You can ask her questions as she grinds relentlessly in what's likely some mundane looking RPG of some sort, and she'll answer with the most unenthusiastic of voices, but rest assured, she's having fun... probably?

>>44008982
Imagine getting comfy by wrapping one of Sacchan's ultra soft wings around you and watching her play games while she's not bothered by it at all. Until she realizes that it's way past your bed time and she makes you go to bed so she doesn't have to listen to Shinki nagging her the next morning for letting anon stay up too late.

>>44008982
Who is the highest ranking pest to Saachan's gaming den?
Mai? Elis? Yuki? Arisu?

>>44009144
Elis by far. She's the only one in Makai aside from Shinki who doesn't see Sacchan as some unapproachable perfect angel, and also routinely teases her. Mai holds a certain reverance towards Sacchan as they are both winged Makai creatures with blueish hair, while the other sisters are blonde. Mai also doesn't have a lot of friends due to reasons, so she values her eldest sister even more for actually giving her attention sometimes.

>>44008982
This sounds nice. I want to stay in her room for most of my waking hours.

>>44008982
Is Sacchan prepared to deal with the ol' "stand between her and the screen" technique?

>>44011509
Anon, she's 8'+ tall. Her flatscreen tv must be hanging so high up the wall that all she has to do is to stand up to see the screen again.

Is Matenshi from Makai too?

>>44011725
Well maybe I'll just unplug it.

>>44011897
A great way to get her to say "Oh would you look at that, it's time for anon to go to bed/take a nap."

>>43585543
>5

Dwarf size angel-thing.

>>44012428
care to extrapolate?

>>44015727
>Dwarf size
You sure?

Showing Elis photos from when she was an even tinier child!

>>44015866
She can live inside your satchel.

>>44015866
Woah
Mini-Sacchan is actually pretty big

Yukimai in a rare wholesome situation

>>44018840
Contrary to popular belief, Mai is actually pretty nice to Yuki for about 85% of the time. It's the other 15% that is mostly talked about in these threads.

>>44018871
Heh, i'd say it's 50/50. Yuki's unconditional love does a lot to Mai, for better or for worse. If she gets rejected too hard she knows she has Yuki who still thinks highly of her no matter what.
Mai would actually be really sad if Yuki had a change of heart, called Mai garbage and decided to never be with her again.

A Mai!
>>>/i/751427

>>43846741
Yuki is much more similar to Marisa.

Who are Yumeko's friends in Makai?

>>44024974
Friends?

>>44024974
The only mama's girl of Makai.

>>44024994
She's the doll of misery for a reason...

>>44024974
She has the occasional friendly chat with Louise.

Going to Makai School with Yumeko!

>>44029442
Sacchan getting a tenure at Makai university!
Sacchan lecturing the bare minimum of one course during a semester to fulfill her teaching obligation!
Enrolling in Sacchan's course and being the only student there!
Attending every lecture to listen to her talking about obscure occult philosophy for hours and hours without understanding any of it!
Failing the final exam getting a 'see me' note from her!
Enrolling on her course again the next year and not doing much better!

Makai is closing its doors!

>>44033787
Until the next tour i suppose

Bye bye, Shinki

Sara, please let me stay!!! Just 5 more minutes!!!

Moooom! Please don't leave!

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>>44029912
why is sacchan so mean...

>>43586709
>"Anon won't notice the difference~!"