/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>43566831
Enough of what?

>>43566831
I will NOT sex the Yachie. She will remain single forever.

>>43566876
Alcohol. You can bring in the moose now.

>>43566831
flatty

>>43566831
Enough of just dating? Is she going to make me propose? She could just do it herself, she knows that right?

I like Yachie lots...

>>43568311
How much?

>>43568318
As much as she wants me to...

>>43567634
She will now attempt to cure your severe case of being a faggot. Remember to say thank you.

What up with with her and deer

>>43576109
she's the deer otaku

>>43574047
Thank you Yachie

>>43566831
Looks like a boy. I won't believe this is a girl until she takes off her panties.

Why you like this dangerous women?

>>43583316
Mommy issues, and daddy issues at the same time.
not a good combination.

>>43583316
I read a lewd fanfic and it's cool how she can force people to do her bidding.

>>43576109
>>43577960
why though? what's the joke? is it her "antlers"?

>>43583515
So true. Yachie is so bad, but so good.

>>43583651
Allow me to explain:

>>43583651
it's part of her myth. in chinese mythology jidiao (the dragon turtle) raped a deer

>>43583902
Cool (not for the deer)

>>43583857
>>43583902
thank you, I can't find this anywhere though, do you have an article or page I can read about it or something?

>>43583942
I have no idea, I learned about it from 4chan.

>>43583942
Instead of theory work lets do practical work. Put these antlers on and I'll put a turtle shell on

>>43583316
Sticking your dick into a crazy coochie feels more exciting than a regular coochie. Also this >>43583515.

Okay okay, I'll admit it. I like Yachie so much because her shell is really cute!

>>43583573
Share fanfic please

>>43587850
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37786300

Just a little longer...

Say I were to write a fanfic about Yachie and upload it here, where would be the best place to upload such a thing? Just learned you had to wait for an AO3 account.

>>43597871
In this thread.

Yachie has some advice for (You), /jp/

>>43597871
I remember there was a touhou imageboard centered around fanfics or something. Couldn't tell you much more than that, as I never looked too closely at it.

>>43598035
thp.moe
the stuff there is usually CYOA but there's zero requirement for that

>>43597871
I'd be down.
Do what I did and post it here first as you're waiting, then upload to wherever later.
Write it to a text file and copy it in though, then you have the whole thing in one place, and when the time comes you can copy paste the whole file.

>>43588251
>consensual
lame

It's like the fanfic writer completely missed the point of Yachie's ability. Impressive descriptive writing skills though.

>>43598601
Would be pretty difficult to relate to a main character who wouldn't consent to 2hu sex.

>>43597909
"Why am I depressed?"

https://youtu.be/g8ky8WkQ484

"Good evening, Lady Kicchou."

A mellow voice from the window interrupted Yachie's thoughts as the maid entered horizontally into the bedroom, the carpet making a muffled thud as she fell face first to the floor. The gentle breeze of hell followed right behind her, giving the cold-blooded master a slight shiver.

"You've taken quite a while, Chesed." Yachie's bright red eyes pierced through the maid. "What, was cleaning the kitchen too much for someone as small as you?" While clearly a jest, the maid didn't find washing dishes and wiping down tables particularly amusing.

Chesed sighed as she dusted herself off, dragging her feet along before taking a seat at the foot of Yachie's bed. She had underestimated the aftermath of having to feed the three families. The weight on her shoulders was visible, the fatigue evident with every wobble.

"Yes, Lady Kicchou..." The maid's eyes were downcast, her eyelids growing heavier by the second. Yachie noticed the subtle signs of exhaustion that plagued her beloved: the slight sway as she sat, her barely audible voice, and her overall lack of 'being there'.

"Now, now. I do remember telling you to drop all formalities when we're alone, remember?" Yachie said as she crawled towards Chesed's back, wrapping her in a warm embrace. She added the weight of her own head to Chesed's shoulder, nuzzling it while leaning the other way so as not to bludgeon her unintentionally.

"Y-Yes... Yachie." Chesed muttered as she felt her hair gently combed by Yachie's fingers. It was a stark contrast from earlier, having her hair pulled forcefully while insults rang out, a wide audience laughing at the pathetic sight. For now, however, both were free to fully indulge in the presence of their lover. Hearing a slight whooshing sound, Chesed turns to see Yachie's scaly tail wagging without her intention, finding it endearing that the matriarch had a soft side reserved just for herself.

"Then... what would you like me to do tonight, Lady--" Chesed let the honorific slip as she bit her lip to stop herself. In truth, she wanted nothing more than to rest for tonight but her desire to please her lover wished to triumph over her lack of energy. "Y-Yachie... What now?"

"I do wonder..." Yachie's fingers traced along Chesed's collarbone, sending jolts of electricity down her spine. Gently, she raised herself to nibble on her ears, the desire for Chesed's moans fighting with the need for Chesed's sleep. "The usual? Shall I make you my plaything for tonight? Perhaps you'd like to take the lead this time... "

The maid doesn't respond, her cheeks flushed as Yachie continued to spoil her. She was considering pushing through, to fulfill her master's want for the flesh. The moment of reflection was cut short, however, by a very impatient Yachie.

"Won't talk, huh..." Yachie suddenly grabbed her waist, playfully wrestling her as their bodies became a tangled mess. Yachie looked down on Chesed as she reveled in her victory, straddling her lap. Leaning in, she cupped the maid's face, a hunger threatening to devour her whole within her eyes.

"You've been working too hard." Yachie chided as she planted a kiss on Chesed's vulnerable forehead. "You are to sleep here tonight. In my bed, with me."

"W-What?" Chesed blinks, surprised by the sudden shift in behavior. The order only served to sow some distress into Chesed. The scandalous rumors that would form if the head maid were to suddenly disappear for one night, and to be found in the master's room no less! "B-But ma'am, I still have to get back to my quarters! If word comes out-"

"I don't recall ordering you to complain." Though her voice was stern, traces of sincerity hinted at Yachie's concern. The maid found her will relenting at Yachie's words, unable to complain. "Need I remind you of your place in this world?"

"Y-Yes... Yachie..." Chesed felt a lump form in her throat, as she silently thanked her beloved. Unable to tell if she used her ability, she could only assume that she accepted out of her own volition.

"I love you, my dear human." Yachie dug in, giving Chesed's neck a tender kiss, teeth grazing lightly upon the exposed flesh. The gesture caused a stifled moan to erupt from the maid, a brief glimpse of what could have happened tonight. "My beloved Chesed... Do take care of yourself."

"I... I love you too, Yachie." She looked up at the woman she loved, feeling nothing but bliss at the moment. She was happy to not only serve the Kiketsu matriarch, but also be the one she held dearest to her heart.

"Now go to sleep." Snapped Yachie, pressing their two noses together. "You'll have to make it up to me tomorrow."

"Y-Yes Ma'am..."

-end-

Apologies if it's not up to snuff/you didn't expect GL. I'm a bit of a writelet but I had fun making it. If you have any feedback, do tell! (~_~;)

>>43597871
it's probably worth waiting for the AO3 account regardless because it's pretty good for archiving it

>>43603073
Too toothless for me. Literally anything happening would be nice.

>>43603073
good writing dw
you could punish your mc more, I mean why did he end up in hell to begin with?
but I get that it's gotta be wholesome

>>43606135
>>43606498
I'm planning on following it up, this was honestly just a vent piece after a long day at work. Humiliation will come next. I'll wait for my AO3 account before posting it in the original content thread though.

Like having your hand stuck in a bear trap.

>>43616369
Like a moth to the flame!

>>43616415
Simply impossible to say no to.

>>43616369
>>43616415
pure and wholesome content is god tier, especially with evil chicks
Yachie is normally a meanie, but she genuinely likes you so you get to enjoy living in the eye of the storm

>>43616612
Would Yachie need to use her ability to have sex with you?

post fat yacchie

>>43621837
No way. No manipulation needed on me, unless she already knew how eager I'd be and actually used it as a way to slowly tease me for her entertainment.

>>43621837
>>43621931
It would be cute if she tried to use her ability to take away your resistance, only to realize there wasn't anything there to get rid of and get all flustered.

have a smol goat

>>43566831
Yachie is flat!

>>43566831
Is this AI artwork?

Snek

There's something quite compelling about making the worst choice possible for a woman to court, knowing fully that it's very unlikely that it ends well for you.

>>43635854
Like if you would have a choice in the first place.

>>43635887
you proved your worthiness, so you have been selected to put hybrids in here
Do not resist

>>43635949
>Do not resist
We've been over this

>>43621931
lithe figures are my kinda thing man...

Learn to read Yachie's body language. This might just be the difference between seeing her another day and seeing the inside of a coffin for the rest of your short life.

>>43621931
fertile dragon belly

Drawing contest!

>>43651765
And how many otters has she given birth to by now?

>>43567634
I WILL sex the Yachie. She will remain creampied forever.

>>43649400
I can barely read my own language, imagine japanese or body language.

>>43653250
always a shame when normal posts get jannie'd as collateral damage because somebody shitposted too hard elsewhere

>>43656105
Yachie breeding otters is "normal" to you?

>>43656156
no, it was just the picture that looked fine
its obvious Yachie will only have (You)r kids

>>43566831
What kind of youkai is she?

>>43656178
A very imperious one

>>43656178
she's just a turtle with horns i think, nothing to worry about

>>43656201
Wouldn't her shell make the handlebars hard to use?

>>43656214
no fair, goats are versatile

>>43656198
>>43656201
I mean, what species is she? Did ZUN base her on a existing youkai or is it a unspecified one?

>>43656282
turtl

>>43566831
Are the rumors true? Does Yachie really kiss human boys?

>>43656282
A Jidiao, some extinct turtle dragon.
Funny enough despite being myth creature, it is more described like a lost animal species.

Which of the leaders would win in a drinking contest among themselves?

>>43663470
probably the bottomless abyss if i had to guess

>>43656724
Nope, only girls.

Saving this thread with gote

>>43671513
I do not like goats.

>>43671523
whoa

>>43673756
Did her horns droop down when getting head pats?

>>43566831
are her antlers dangerous?

>>43566831
Haven't we all?

>>43683613
You should probably worry about the other parts she can harm you with first.

Yachie...

>>43698204
I can fix her...

>>43566831
What is she going to do about it.

>>43698339
Please don't fix her. I like Yachie as she is.

>>43577960
this person has a penis

>>43701980
Huh. More to love, I guess.

>>43583857
le subaru art heckin kawaii

Yuuma > Yachie >>> Saki

>>43702010
based

>>43656105
I believe it was deleted for duplicate image posting

>>43703209
>duplicate image posting
Nah, I think anon has it right. The site will automatically reject your post if you attempt to post a duplicate.

>>43710885
You can also delete your own post if you notice that you made a mistake.

>>43710970
There is no mistake when I say: I love Yachie!

>>43711108
Loving Yachie could be a mistake in itself...

>>43711146
We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

>>43710970
only for a short while, then its locked in

>>43711146
Love is never a mistake.

Cute

>>43740283
Underappreciated 2hu

>>43567719
>Alcohol
Heresy

Ready to kill!

>>43759894
Yachie has a gentle side.

>>43760824
Yachie's cutie flattie flat

>>43759894
>Ready to kill!
It looks like she just finished.

>>43766544
she can keep going

>>43760824
Yachie please gently rape my unwilling body!!

What a classy leader!

>>43751657
You can have her share if you feel about it that strongly.

>>43566831

Yachie doesnt have a lot of new allies.
Only otters.

>>43818698
Who wants to be friends with Yachie? She can manipulate you, and you won't even know it happened? She is probably more hated than even Satori.

>>43818715
I'm easily manipulated anyway. Yachie can use and abuse me all she wants.

flat

>>43821729
Don't be rude

>>43818715
Sometimes I manipulate people and I don't even notice it happened, that's quite similar. I think we'd make a good couple.

>>43824328
It's a compliment!

Can she take off her shell?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86585748

>>43827141
No, I was being rude.

Maid Yachie!

Yachie can manipulate me through her sheer looks alone.