/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>4346445
Already has. Play EoSD. Its not exactly subtle.

Looks like someone never unlocked the secret endings.

Touhous are asexual

>>4346515
Keep on believing that.

Only lesbian marriage in Gensokyo.

>>4346578

... Melissa Etheridge haircut.

>>4346578
The rest of them are living in sin.

all of them are gay? even cirno? ;_;

>>4346578
Ran's her minion you sick fuck.

>>4346445
He doesn't have to. It is so obvious that people take it for granted.

>>4346669
Ran's her wife.
Chen's their adopted daughter.

>>4346663

The thought of Cirno hitting puberty fills me equally with dread and arousal.

Remember how much you cared about sex when you were 6 years old? Same deal in the Touhou universe. They don't view the word in the same way as a 30 year old 400 lb fat faggot like yourself.

>>4346663
There's no guys. They're either gay or they all die alone and unloved.

>>4346684
But they are all past the age of puberty with like one exception. To say they are nonsexual beings would be an extreme act of denial and a sign that you may be desperately clinging on to your innocence.

>>4346684
Have you even played the games? The dialog is chock full of innuendo. These are not innocent girls.

>>4346717
People keep saying this. Show me ONE example of innuendo.

>>4346578
is divorce allowed in Gensokyo?

>>4346702
>>4346684

Saying their sexual or nonsexual is irrelevant because THEY DON'T EXIST. If ZUN wants them to be sluts, he can do it, and if he wants them to remain innocent while drinking sake, he can.

>>4346741
Shut up. They do exist.

>>4346740
Yes, but they have to get an annulment from Byakuren.

>>4346758

Except that they don't.

>>4346763

How does Ran tolerate her wife's cheating ways?

>>4346663
>>4346683

>>4346739
Sakuya asking if Marisa was a love doll.

>>4346789
Not to mention Remilia's "you can eat me"

>>4346445
everybody in Gensokyo

>>4346741
Sluts wear panties not bloomers.

There are men in Gensokyo, they aren't real, etc. etc.

>>4346683
>The thought of Cirno hitting puberty fills me equally with dread and arousal.

Personally, I can't wait for it to happen.

>>4346827
You sick fuck.
I still laughed.

Tewi is too small for lesbian sex, it would kill her.

>>4346827
I don't get it.

>>4346845
I literally facepalmed.

I mean, could it be any more obvious?

>>4346827

Red... slush. Yes, curiously appropriate for the subject of ice faeries and puberty.

After dealing with the regular churning of frozen hormones, the general confusion associated with being neither a child nor an adult, unstable periods with 50% antifreeze content and frequently attempting to pleasure herself with an ice cube (with neglible results), Cirno finally did grow up into a proper young lady.

And as proper ice maidens do upon reaching maturity, spent the rest of her life in solitude preying on men lost in the Winter night.

>>4346823
I heard someone mentioned MEN?

>>4346855

>>4346890
Sanae is such a good girl.

>>4346898

Bobb Sapp?

>>4346906
Continue.

>>4346741
>>4346763

I love when people say STOP DISCUSSING GAIS THESE CHARACTERS DON'T EXIST as if it's some shocking revelation that they don't and we should all shut up and don't talk about the games we play/tv shows we watch/comics we read.

>>4346739
>Hold on Youmu, I got a bone stuck in my throat.
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>4346906
Meh too lazy to post all of them. Just go to desudesu for more.

>>4346955
Mystia is delicious chicken.

>>4346964
Yes'ir.

>>4346854
Cirno becomes a Yuki-onna?

Of course they're canonical virgins and gensokyo is a fairly innocent place; that just makes it all the more fun to joke about touhou antics. That's what fandom is all about.

>>4346782

By being the best mother ever.