/jp/ - Otaku Culture

But the only person I'm friendly with in Gensokyo is Reimu

>>43271602
Can i swap her out for Marisa?

>>43271602
What kind of crack shack place is this?

>>43271670
No.

>>43271602
what would a stalker Reimu be like?
would she float out of reality to spy on you?

>>43271602
Why is she particularly invested in my yearning for a monstrous wife?

>>43271602
Does she have to lie on top of me while I sleep though?

>>43274234
Yes.

>>43271602
>The shrine maiden will be keeping tabs on you from now on.
But I masturbate often...

>>43271670
>marisastolemypreciouskidneys
rest in piss
oh wait, I guess you can't do that anymore, huh.

>>43271602
Ok, i see my plan is going nicely, time to move to part two

>>43271602
She'd start stalking you as you're the only one that regularly donated to her shrine. So once she learned that the bought talismans and trinkets you got from her was so you can explore gensokyo without being molested she started getting worried about you (and your wallet) being eaten up.

It started innocently enough, she'd ask you where you were going this week in order to make you specific talisman that worked best against x youkai but eventually she started thinking about you more and more often. Being mostly isolated and having literally only one man regularly make your acquaintance will do that to a girl at such a tender age after all.

Sometimes when she can't stop thinking about you she'll make a paper doll to go track you down, it'll stick to you so she can easily locate you and report back if something happens. You've never noticed as it's rather inconspicuous, not even youkai noticed it either. One day however your wards failed, perhaps it was due to the rain you got caught in washing away the ink or the youkai being powerful and desperate enough to weather its effects. It was academic to you as the situation was perilous regardless.

You figured your hubris as an outsider was at an end when suddenly a rain of needles and seals covered the ugly body of the undisguised youkai. It screeched as it was reduced to thin air and became a memory. Reimu set down next to you and wasted no time in checking over your wounds, bandaging the sadisticaly created bleeding gashes with honed skills of someone that undoubtedly has seen this often enough.

You uttered a heartfelt thanks as you passed out from the loss of blood trickling from the wounds the sadistic youkai inflicted you with. When you came too you were in a warm futon, sitting on a tatami floor behind a paper sliding door. Your clothes had been changed into a robe and with stumbling difficulty you rose to your feet.

You entered into sunlight hallway and by happenstance you went the right way, entering a warm living room where the red and white miko sat on her veranda.

>>43275169
Writefags are credit to /jp/

>>43275169
How sweet.

>>43275169
Laughing and telling Reimu that my wife hunting isn't going quite the way I expected!

>>43275169
This heals the damage from the Aya thread.

>>43275745
the aya thread?

>>43275783
Anon you do not know what you missed. Luckly for you the thread is still up so just go read it yourself. Writefags here are better than all modern writers.

>>43271676
a house in a western country

>>43274279
She'll take note of what your masturbating to

>>43275745
Don't get too hasty now. Things are always sunshine and rainbows at the start before that overly protective behavior slowly transforms into an overly possessive one, and even worse.
Still cute, though.

>>43275834
>Millenial/zoomer writers who can't put in a single conflict in since that might offend someone
Fix'd
I'm patiently waiting for the next installment in that one.

>>43280957
the clingy miko will calm down once she has a child of her own

>>43275169
Amazing, but uhm… could you please make it so she doesn’t go insane(rape or abuse) if you continue written, pretty please?

>>43280957
She will reconsider her actions once she finds that I am quicker to get like that than she is.

>>43281490
Maybe, the last reimu work I did was the drunken husband beater. I don't want to retread the same path though. Maybe mutual co-dependcy?

>>43283115
Mutual dependancy would appeal to the anons here, if nothing else.
We joke about the yanhu's, but the reality is *we* are the yanhus.

>>43275169
NEXT PART FUCKING WHEN
Bro I need to read what happens next. Pls make it so Reimu loves me.

>>43283115
I knew it, I knew that was you

>>43283115
I vote for mutual co-dependency

Before you called out to the lounging miko she said in a voice that betrayed nothing but a bit of laziness, "Oh you're up huh?" she half muttered without even looking in your direction. "Your old clothes are hanging out on the clothesline... but honestly they're a little ripped up."

You rubbed your chin, finding stubble growing out already and realized you must have been out for since yesterday. The memories of that desperation came flooding back in your mind along with the relief seeing the small (compared to you) girl save your hide.

You opened your mouth after clearing your throat, "I just wanted to say thank you... Really, I didn't think I was getting out of that one. Not to mention you taking care of me personally..." Reimu perked up at that, literally in this case as she got onto her feet and turned to face you

Her placid nonchalance seemed a little more forced somehow as she walked up a few steps to you and sighed, "Listen don't think it was anything personal okay? You're an important source of income, even if you are a damn fool wondering off to wilds like that...". You thought she was going to keep lecturing you but instead she motioned to the table, "Look just sit down, you look like pale death and keep swaying all the damn time! I'll put on some tea for you and get a bit of food in you.

You were in no state to refuse after all so you sat down at the small dark wooden table thats clearly been in use for many, many years with how scratched up and worn it was. You watched the miko dressed in a modest yet thing summer uniform light the stove and get a kettle boiling over a fire lit in the belly of an earthen stove and sighed inwardly. You didn't like making trouble for someone, much less a young women with her own life.

You were kind of curious about how she found you, but honestly you didn't care right now it WAS her job to do this kind of thing after all. So you kept quiet as she brought out a tray with your tea cup, it had some ice in it to cool it down, and a small plate of rice crackers out. You felt awkward but still thanked her and apologized for imposing. She shook her head as she sat down opposite of you, "don't worry about it, it was your money that bought those snacks after all" She gave a thin smile as if amused by some joke only she knew.

You two didn't chat much after that brief exchange letting the time whittle away as you realized you were hungrier than you thought and ate your portion the snack with relish. By the time you were done you realized with a bet of jet lag that the sun seemed to be dipping closer to the horizon, you were really out longer than you thought!

You started standing up, you were a bit unsteady but better now that you had some food in you and your body working overtime to replace your blood lost. "I thank you for everything but I really can't impose any longer... I'll have to get moving now if I want to make it back home before dark."

Reimu gulped down the last sip of her tea and an odd expression started to flash across her face before dying down like it didn't even happen. She spoke up, the mask of nonchalance was more clearly more strained, "Y-You... You're in no condition to take such a long walk you know, you're only human!" she regained her composure before continuing, "I'll have to insist that you spend the night here, the guest room you woke up in is free and its no issue to make dinner for two people. I consider it an investment! that's all..." She hastily added in that last it felt.

Either way, you honestly were dreading a walk back as you were and you didn't really have a reason to refuse your savior. Even if it was about money to her you so you agreed and apologized in advance for imposing. You brought your ripped up clothes in off the line before night fell and before you knew it dinner was being prepared.

Reimu looked at you with a bit of antsy concern as you started to eat but didn't say anything as she ate in small bites. Not wanting dinner to be in complete silence you spoke up which seemed to make the ever increasingly antsy miko jump slightly, "Thank you again, The dinner is rather delicious and the miso soup is perfect!" you said earnestly. Her chest puffed up in pride a bit as she took the compliment and entirely let it get to her head, "of course, I mostly cook for myself and my guests so i'm rather good at it you know!"

You gave a polite smile at her openly bragging words and chatted about this and that, anything you could grasp at like those other guests she mentioned and what not. Dinner was soon over and at Reimu's insistence you bathed first as she took your clothes to wash them, you felt a bit awkward at letting her handle your underwear, even if it was just so she can wash it tomorrow, but other than that the night passed uneventfully and soon you drifted off to sleep.

>>43284780
tldr but thanks for the reimu

>>43271602
Hypocritical of her to get friendly with the local youkai, but when I do it's suddenly a big issue. Why is it a big concern? I like being nice to them! I think Reimu needs to take it easy before thinks start getting out of hand.

Reimu succeeds when whatever she is doing she is barely trying at all while when she actualy try she always fail miserably. Shes is not getting Anon so soon.

>>43284780
Excellent, thank you. I really enjoy your stories and impatiently await the next chapter.
I also gave myself the liberty to correct a bunch of typos as well as adding a bunch of periods and commas, among other minor adjustments, as a thank you for these stories:

https://notes.io/qMYyX

>>43285546
Also I'm a bit drunk and I messed up a comma now that I proffread, but it's in a much better state than the original regardless

>>43285546
>>43285555
I thank you regardless.
This is what I get for sleeping through grammar classes in school all the time, I suppose.
Either way I figure i'll continue this story for a little longer, at least until anon learns to love the stalker of a miko

>>43285566
Well I do love stalker Reimu very much and I enjoy self inserting myself into the narrative lmao, so you keep posting them broski

>>43285555
Five same numbers!
>>43285566
Two same numbers in a row!

>>43283141
This image of Mystia both makes me really horny and also really scared of her.

>>43285667
>Five
Anon...

>>43285995
I know right?
I'm not even much of a fan of her, but image does in fact get me hornier than normal.

>>43284780
>Her chest puffed up in pride a bit as she took the compliment and entirely let it get to her head
Reimu a cute

>>43284780
I like it!

>>43287186
Chimata is scary

Imagine being loved by Reimu. Must be bliss, I need her to look out for me and stalk me while pretending she's only "looking after her investment".

>>43294607
I love the thousand yard stare she has going on

>>43285566
The grump should get a bump

>>43299716
Wow!

>>43299716
Is the grump leaving all the incident resolving to Marisa???
If so, can I give *her* the bump once Reimu's back and functioning normally again?

>>43302617
helping Marisa make her own apprentice!

>>43284780
Where's the rest?

/jp/-newfriend here, what's the etiquette for writing? Can I just pop into a 2hu thread and start writing or will anons be mad at me?

>>43305646
Normally you can just pop into any 2hu threads and begin writing, most anon are welcoming till they say otherwise.

>>43305646
I am waiting patiently

>>43309061
You may or may not see a post in the Chimata thread at some point in the near future...

>>43302617
that's a tiny Marisa

>>43302617
Why would they let a girl that needs a highchair to reach the table drink?

>>43302617
Marisa would be a real freak if you flipped her switch. She be nervous the first few times but after she gets used to it the girls going to turn you into a mummy if she has her way. She probably has a hidden stash of hidden stash of recipes on 'marital aid' concoctions that she got her hands on but could never use until now.

>>43271602
i want to be stalked by Reimu

>>43316154
I don't. She's unwashed and rude.

>>43316203
>She's unwashed
Delicious

>>43316203
>>43318675
>She's unwashed
Yeah seconding this, that only makes being stalked by Reimu more alluring

>>43305646
the only rule is to take a few seconds and familiarize yourself with the character or if the thread is being silly with a fanon interpretation then feel free to use that if you wish. Theres no rules here, only fun

>>43316154
This but I also want to be raped by her.

>>43316203
>She's unwashed
That's good and if you love her she'll smell good anyway
>rude
If you love her then this is just a turn on

>>43318675
>>43321334
>>43321919
What's wrong with you? Why would you want some musky shrine maiden fogging up your bedroom windows with her heavy breathing as she watches you sleep, cussing under her breath about how she wishes she could slide under the covers with you and wake up together like you're a married couple?

>>43322000
But that's hot

>>43322000
My suicidal tendencies have skyrocketed with the making of this post

>>43322000
Why wouldn’t i?

You awoke in the morning to the sounds of birds calling their morning rituals and the smell of food wafting into your room. You felt refreshed as your body clearly was working hard refilling your blood levels and compared to yesterday you felt like superman as far as strength goes.

As you took in your sun soaked surroundings you noted that right on the side of your bed were all your clothes mended and neatly folded. You couldn't help but feel immense gratitude at your savoir as you moved to take off your robe... only to find it partially removed? Huh, the belt binding your robe on you was entirely undone and was hanging open already... well you figured that you must have tossed and turned around in the night and dismissed it entirely with the thoughts of, "its a good thing I was under the covers and miss.Miko didn't see me so unsightly, I didn't even have any underwear on!"

You dressed quickly wanting to follow the scent of breakfast on the breeze and despite feeling a bit breezy down there as your underwear weren't in the pile you found Reimu in the kitchen. Without having any real way of seeing you thanks to your approach you heard an uncharacteristically cheerful voice call out.

"Good morning, dea- Anon! breakfast is almost ready! Would you mind calling in Aunn?" Honestly, her being able to tell whenever someone is approaching from her blindsides was something you still weren't used too. "S-sure, just give me a second" as you stepped out past the open sliding doors to the kitchen that were attached to the living room and off the veranda you approached the komainu statue.

You were rather friendly with Aunn, it wasn't hard as she could tell your good intentions and being naturally friendly herself you two were close like she was a dog you always gave a treat too on your daily walk. Knowing that was what made it so weird this morning since she seemed to be avoiding your eyes and looked away with a bit of a red face.

Aunn was even dismissive of your questions as to what was wrong despite usually being forthcoming, Reimu's radiant smile seemed to be a bit forced at times when she glanced at the green haired guardian. However, you didn't inquire any deeper as it was honestly none of your business. Besides, Reimu would tell you if it was important, you trusted her after all and she practically seemed to be glowing as she happily chatted as if her usual mask of aloofness was just a lie.

You two were alone after breakfast, Reimu had finished up cleaning the mess from breakfast after denying your offers to help with a beaming smile on her face. The green haired Komainu took off outside quickly still avoiding your gave and turning red when she saw your face, maybe she was mad?

Either way, it was with a bit of awkward phrasing that you had to ask, "I have to thank you again for everything, but... i'll have to get going and its a little... breezy... is my underwear done yet? I didn't see it with my other clothes this morning" Reimu coughed a bit as if clearing her throat went wrong, it was as awkward to ask as you thought it'd be.

Her radiant smile died as her expression got a little more neutral, like a busy student having fun with his friends only to remember the project he entirely forgot was due tomorrow. "Ah, y-yes I apologize I didn't have it ready in time as... Uh... You see while I was mending everything last night after washing the dirt and blood... I uh... spilled some j-juice on it!" So you see I had to rewash them this morning and leave them drying till now!"

Reimu seemed a little hasty in explaining and honestly you've never seen the graceful miko fumble anything every since you've known her, but it did charm you a bit to realize she was still human after all.

The red and white miko seemed hesitant to release you and offered you lunch or divinations (for half off!) and other such things. However, you did have to go. You were sure your friends in the village were worried about you not to mention you didn't want your boss at the lumberyard to count you as dead just yet, so you had to take your leave.

As you walked away Reimu watched you leave from the top of the long staircase leading up the foothill to the shrine proper. You really did like Reimu and this whole event only made you feel more and more grateful for her, all the oddness of her behavior was just dismissed as someone that needs to get out more. You figured you'd have to take her down to the village sometimes to socialize her, its the least you could do for an important friend you owe your life too!

>>43322000
She's welcome to get under my covers anytime she so wishes. Who am I to deny the shrine maiden what she wants?

>>43322283
>spilled some j-juice on it
clumsy miko

>>43322377
No! Once she's under the covers your fate is sealed. She'll be holding you close while you sleep, and when you're going about your business the next morning everyone will know you've been claimed by her because her scent will be clinging to you. Both humans and youkai will distance themselves from you, afraid of becoming a target. Is that really a life you want to live? A life where Reimu is the only person who will associate with you?

>>43322497
yooks are the only ones a sense of smell that sharp and would definitely avoid angering the living laser guided bomb
regular humans won't register the difference

>>43322283
>I uh... spilled some j-juice on it!
I lol'd at this. Stupid sexy Reimu.

>>43322503
That may be the case later on, but initially she's going to leave an odor on you that will be noticeable to even other humans. The time she would usually spend cleaning herself was spent watching you bathe instead. Once you start taking your baths together, it won't be as pungent, but by then everyone will know you've been taken by her.

>>43322497
>Is that really a life you want to live? A life where Reimu is the only person who will associate with you?
So be it. After having no one be associated with me throughout my life, I am unfazed by loneliness; but having her by my side is an encouraging thought which I welcome with enthusiasm. Just wondering if she'd make me move in with her at the shrine or that would be too forward and open for now.

>>43322517
Anon please I can only get so erect

>>43321909
same

>>43322283
>she seemed to be avoiding your eyes and looked away with a bit of a red face.
Aunn knows too much

>>43322283
Oh Reimu chan…

Reimu-chan is NOT a weird stalker, stop calling her that!

>>43330872
I've known her for like two weeks, I think it's a little early to call her my wife

>>43322283
Reimu is not very smooth.

>>43271602
Why would she care if I hang out with youkai? It's none of her business.

>>43333823
Yeah, Reimu is a DORK

>>43341700
Those dubs may have a point, but I don't believe Reimu is as much of a dork as Youmu. Though I fear that Reimu may go down that same path that dork took in having an interest in someone.

>>43341964
Reimu won't go yandere kidnapping and chaining up anon in her storeroom, trust me
She's a stable girl, really!

>mfw I been having retarded fantasies about half the 2hu cast having some curiosity about me because of these threads

>>43349714
reading these writefag threads before sleeping so I can dream up their written stories is always a treat. perhaps not good for my psyche but ah well.

>>43350190
There's only like, three, though.

>>43356933
And more to come if writefags continue doing the work Anon intended.

You'd been feeling a little paranoid, it wasn't much really and you'd been trying to brush aside the feeling as merely it being an overactive imagination.

It was what you were going with for now at least since the feelings of being watched only happened recently and mostly only when you were out of the village. You rarely felt this way during the day and when you were at work or otherwise occupied everything felt like normal. You were able to ignore the feeling and put it down to your nerves
still being rattled since your encounter with the feral youkai from before.

Tonight you wouldn't let that feeling get you down though and with a charm you picked up from the shrine for a few mon and a promise that you limit yourself to exploring around the village you went out into the dark streets. You were looking for the elusive rokurokubi said to be lurking the under the willows around the canalway!

Unbeknownst to anon a small paperdoll that's been lurking in the shadow where the wall meets the roof slipped out and attached itself to his back as the lanterns in a particular shrine blazed to life.

Anon was no stranger to the dark streets of the village, often stumbling around with his friends or boss from the lumber yard after drinking their share from one of the local bars. Still, it was later then usual for even late night drunkards and all the bars had closed already.

The dark moonlight dirt road stretched as far as you could see snaking through the silent and darkened village before disappearing behind a corner of a building. Thanks to the moon being as bright as it was tonight you left your lantern at home and with a thrill running up and down your spine you played off the feeling of being watched as just being your imagination and set out.

It didn't take long for you to reach the canals, it was a central feature of the village and most roads lead there. The particular spot from the rumors, where the willows flank the canals, was down a smaller footpath used only by residents of the area as an alley.

You felt a tingle, that feeling of being watched intensified and you couldn't help but glance around. It didn't help that the dark buildings seemed to loom over you, but after standing and waiting for a bit at some boogeyman to jump out at you nothing happened aside from the sounds of unseen birds swooshing through the air.

In the distance you see a figure walking down the canal, its hard to tell in the pale moonlight and shade from the willows but it seems to a women walking down the canals. 'Dammnit, another bust' you thought, as you walked down the canal hoping to at least enjoy the rest of your night walk.

You kept your hopes up however, meeting a cute girl under a wonderful moonlit night like this is certainly romantic after all. With those slightly naive thoughts in your head you sauntered forth trying to seem casual about approaching a women alone in the dark.

You called out to the women, "heyyy~ miss, its a wonderful night isn't it? why don't we enjoy a walk together?~". Damn dude, you're a fucking pro at picking up chicks.

She didn't seem to respond much and now that you're a bit closer and you realize her back is turned, you can pick up a muted red coming from her clothing and hair. You call out again but you're cut short by a voice you kind of recognize, "Oh... and what business does a human have walking around this late at night...?"

The women's voice and sharp red hair seemed oddly familiar but you just couldn't place it... maybe you knew her from somewhere? well whatever. You pushed that thought to the side and processed her words, did she just say 'human?'. You were feeling a little weirded out but responded, "I was just on a night walk hoping to find that elusive rokurokubi, walked around the entire village too but no luck" You were about to continue by saying, 'but i'm glad I found you instead' when she interrupted.

The vaguely familiar women still had her back turned to you when she let out an amused, "oooh? you seek out such a fearsome and terrifying creature?" she had odd emphasis on the fearsome and terrifying. "You should be careful what you seek you fool!", suddenly her head launched off her shoulders with her neck trailing along like a tether which caught you by surprise and made you jump.

It gave you a sense of body horror as the almost severed head cackled at your surprised reaction, you almost wanted to gush at meeting her but a louder voice told you to run, NOW. You lead the rukurokubi on a chase guided by instinct as you gave a shout in fear before finding yourself cornered in an alleyway.

Your legs were weak from fear as she advanced upon you, now surrounded by several flying heads all with sadistic expressions, and mentally you kicked yourself in the pants for letting this
happen again. You were about to pull the charm you had ready out when a flash of silver flew down from the sky and embedded itself into one of the heads.

>>43360907
Rip bnaki

>>43271602
Donate to Hakurei shrine to make her feel better.

>>43360907
>when a flash of silver flew down from the sky and embedded itself into one of the heads
poor banki
trying to be cool and scary but only getting hurt

>>43360907
I tought you where dead since it went a few days without writing. Cheers writefags, you are credit to board.

>>43360907
In another world this would be a banki story

>>43322283
>>43360907
Not realising that anon is still alive, I really liked how well the story was going so far that I wrote an extra episode for it lol

One unexpected day, you fell ill and became practically bedridden. Although some friendly neighbours occasionally deliver you food, none of them have offered you proper treatment, fearing that you might spread the disease to the village.

All of a sudden, while you are lying down on your bed, a bowl of warm soup appears before your eyes. Reimu was there, sitting on her knees. "E-eat this anon…" she mumbled, bringing the spoon close to your lips. You didn't notice her, not even the soup, probably because you were unable to sense anything due to the severity of your condition. Suddenly, she moved her hand away and uttered out loud, "S-sorry! Was it too hot?"

Reimu blew on the spoonful of food, exhaling with a small puff of air, and then she brought it back to your mouth before giving you a gentle smile. "Anon, say ahhh~" She opened her mouth, encouraging you to do the same. As you parted your lips and took the food, you were struck by the soft texture of the delicious soup. You wondered how much effort she had put into making that simple soup, just to make sure it was easy for you to chew. You can't help but tear up, she's so gentle with feeding you, and her mere presence calms you down. "A-anon, are you okay?!" she asked, immediately placing her hand on your forehead, "You're burning up! Let me get you a cold compress!"

Afterwards, she held a slightly wet cloth on your forehead, easing the pain that you had been suffering from. The cold compress provided a soothing, cooling sensation that put you into a deep sleep. Mommy Reimu isn't something you expected before, but you remembered that you're in /jp/, so you went along with it. When you opened your eyes, however, you caught Reimu lacking; she was on top of you, undoing your robes. But then she noticed you and started panicking, shouting aloud, "N-no! This isn't what it looks like anon! I-I was just trying to change your clothes, like I did before!"

You couldn't speak or even move a finger, so the Miko thought you were still asleep. "You really are strange, aren't you, Anon?" Reimu giggled, "Let me do this quickly." Suddenly, you heard growling noises emerging from the door. It was the green-haired komainu, Aunn. You remembered that you haven't given Aunn her pet treats yet, which must've been the reason why she looked so angry. Aunn pulled Reimu away from you and began scolding her, "You perverted Miko, that is not how you treat men!"

Reimu grumbled, "What do you mean? Aren't you the one cuddling him all day, and asking for belly rubs?!" As their voices became muffled, your vision went dark and you unconsciously fell back to sleep. Afterwards, you woke up and noticed that only Reimu was there. Such a weird dream, you thought; never would women fight over Anon.

Thanks to Reimu's utmost care, you eventually regained your health. You showed your gratitude by donating all of your savings to her shrine, after all, you owe her your life. Then, you took a relaxing stroll with your adorable komainu doggo and said your goodbyes before setting off to the human village.

After those days with the two, you just realised something... you haven't been wearing your underwear the whole time!

>>43364912
>>43360907
Kino shit, hoss

Appreciate you taking your time into writing these for everyone to enjoy

>>43364912
Writefag here, its cute and I approve

>>43365237
Ah, which one are you?
I'm writing the Yuuka one right now.

>>43365250
the one that started the stalker reimu story

>>43365549
Oh, okay.
I got a little confused.

>>43364912
>Mommy Reimu isn't something you expected before, but you remembered that you're in /jp/, so you went along with it. When you opened your eyes, however, you caught Reimu lacking; she was on top of you, undoing your robes.

Faggot writepigs like Hemmingway spend their entire lives dreaming of finally being able to pen such pieces of art

I am genuinely sad I can't have a Reimu gf
I just want to find a girl like her that treats and loves me like what anons write up

>>43364178
I like to imagine that banki was feeling a bit down, no ones been wondering around her spot lately and she probably had a hard day. She really reallllly needed this scare and once she learned anon was searching for her she knew it was time to shine.
Usually she'd probably just let them run but the fear in anon probably was delicious and so she chased a little too zealously. She just intended for him to pass out and maybe she'd take his wallet or something to get some conditioner for the heads she's spawning in.
Instead all she gets for her overzealous fun is the ire of a shrine maiden who choose that daredevil of an anon as the object of her affection.
Banki isn't getting out of this one with only a few bonks from the gohtei and a stern talking too.

>>43366061
Don't we all

>>43271670
I'd argue she would be the more dangerous stalker. Reimu's responsibilities keep her bound to the shrine, but Marisa is free to follow you wherever you go.

>>43371733
Anon reimu neglects her duties as shrine maiden just to do nothing the entire day.

The Rukurokubi's attention snapped to the interloper, all her heads turning in unison as more needles pierced the heads of the crimson youkai. You knew danmaku as well as most of the villagers, it was a form of entertainment as much as conflict resolution, and no small part of the village enjoyed attending the Moriyan shrine's demonstrations or watching the skies when an incident occurred.

This was not like danmaku. The needles weren't fanciful and near endless flurries nor was the mood almost lighthearted one for one they struck home on a head and only due to the youkai's quick thinking the needle struck the empty air she was standing at prior. The sinister voice of the youkai that just a second ago was relishing in sadistic joy at your fear cracked as she quickly became the prey.

"H-huh!? the red and white miko?! w-wait a minute! Let me explain~!" she cried out as she tried launching out her magical beams and spawning more of her heads but Reimu didn't give her a chance accurately sniping each head not even a second before they poof into reality. Limited by the slow speed of her bullets and weakened due to her heads being taken out before they could cast anything a singular seal quickly found itself planted on the main body causing her true head to cry out as her magic waned before it could materialize.

Predator turned prey the vaguely familiar Rukurokubi cried out in fear and shouted, "i'm sorry! I won't do it again~!" as now almost powerless she flew off as fast as her enfeebled form could. You felt pity for the thing as Reimu, still silent and with a gaze that could cow a god, started to chase her but you called out to her before she truly slaughtered the small-fry youkai.

"Miss Reimu! I'm glad you found me in time again!" as if the heavy murderous intent from a moment earlier was but a lie Reimu turned her attentions to you and coughed awkwardly as she landed. "A-Anon that was you again? What in the world were you thinking being out so late! You're lucky I was... was... out on a p-patrol!" Reimu was nearly shouting as if she was getting angry, at least to you.

You felt guilty honestly and thought that her anger at you was justified, honestly you may be a thrill seeker but this was too much if it was only going to cause trouble for the miko. Even though you felt you had it in hand with charm ready to go you weren't enough of a jerk to spurn the help she most graciously gave, even if it was something akin to protecting an investment for her.

As Reimu went on about, "How a normal human like you needs to be more careful, I-I won't always be just around the corner!" you bowed a full 90 degrees which caught her off guard and made her silent as you honestly apologized, "I'm so sorry for bothering you again Miss.Reimu! I promise it won't happen another time, you won't ever have to help me again!"

Reimu gave a short surprised sound and as you continued to talk about how you promised to not leave the village again and making her 'take time out of her days and nights to bother with you' she hurriedly spoke up in a near panicked tone, "I-I get it so stop with that talk! I'm.. i'm not really mad you know..." hearing the miko vomit those words out in a hurry you looked up feeling like a guilty dog. Reimu continued a bit more calm and twirled a lock of her long hair as she spoke, "Its my duty to do this sort of thing you know! Just... next time you go out chasing some thrill take me with you!" if it wasn't so dark in the alleyway you found yourself you would've seen her face go red as a beet.

>>43377728
>if it wasn't so dark in the alleyway you found yourself you would've seen her face go red as a beet
CUTE

>>43271602
I'm getting really tired of this shrine maiden. Every time I start chatting up a cute youkai she barges in and kills the mood. Why does she always manage to show up at the worst possible moment?

>>43378406
You should start wearing 'i <3 youkai' shirts and talk to her about all the cute youkai you flirt with. Chicks are good at taking hints, she'll understand

>>43377728
She is such a bully.

>>43379036
Do that and you'll wake up one day tied up and covered with seals as Reimu tries to exorcise the demon of lust that is inhabiting you.

>>43382040
Reimu would never do that!
She'd never kidnap an anon, strip him down, cover his privates in seals, then edge him for days until he repents!

I'm sorry anon, I just can't see a stuttering tsun girl as Hakurei Reimu
I appreciate the writefagging though

>>43382040
imagine Marisa walking in and seeing Reimu waving her gohei around yelling lust demon begone

>>43384406
Is an obsessive stalker even Hakurei Reimu in the first place lol

>>43388643
eh. maybe not, but you can still write it while keeping at least the way she speaks and thinks authentic
as it stands, it's more like a generic trope in the form of a girl that was just named reimu

>>43384406
She's not tsundere, she just was mad at anon because he's running off getting himself in trouble all the time

>>43383901
what if anon gets hard and the seals fall off

>>43389937
The seals are specially made to cling on like a glove and prevent ejaculations.
Reimu WILL exercise that lust demon from anon!

Is there a general somewhere to talk about touhou related writefagging? Something like the writing general on /vt/?

>>43395839
Why contain it? Let the writefaggotry spread and fester in all of the 2hu threads.

>>43395839
>Something like the writing general on /vt/?

>>43395839
Write wherever the fuck you want

>>43396614
i'm not talking about the stories that anons write, i would just like to talk about the act of writing itself. but fair

>>43395839
Some anons tried to make Yandere 2hous thread but there was 0 writings there because there is no reason to write them there and not on the 2hou's own thread.

>>43396887
I wrote a few one offs but yeah I'd rather write longer form stories in the appropriate thread

You were late, of course. Your work at the lumber yard concluded late today despite your best efforts, all because your boss was making you work the mills instead of your usual job of being the only idiot ballsy enough to travel far enough from the village to scout for properly sized trees. It was for your own sake he said, considering your condition wasn't tip top you were grateful, yet it got in the way now when it mattered.

Finished with your bath you slipped on your clothes after you hurriedly dried your hair and body, it wouldn't do to smell like a dog after all! You owed Reimu that much after all, she was the one that enabled your habit to be able to explore Gensokyo as you pleased to seek your thrills not to mention bailed you out several times.

As you hurried out the door of your bungalow nestled in the lower class residential of the village you could've sworn you saw a flash of red out of the corner of your vision. It drew your attention, not in any small part thanks to the red rukurokubi that still haunted the occasional nightmare you had but as you turned you realized it must have been the stress getting to you.

You rushed to the village's gate, hoping that you didn't keep her waiting long. A part of you felt foolish for rushing so fast, especially since Reimu herself seemed rather aloof about the whole thing.

When you were last at the shrine making your usual donation you got your fortune told as well, mostly just to make the trip worthwhile rather than that you put much stock in things like fate. It was as you were lingering around the grumpy faced miko making small talk that she sighed, "If you're not going away then just come inside already! I got some new tea leaves that I wanted to try out..."

Aunn was conspicuously absent after you greeted her at the Torii, for some reason still avoiding looking at you too hard even after you gave her a treat and headpat, much to your disappointment. In the end it was just the two of you in familiar living room of the shrine with tea between you both and a pleasant breeze of cold mountain air keeping the heat out.

Reimu looked bored as you chatted about this and that, making you keep up the conversation yourself, as the minutes wore on and Reimu kept her involvement in the conversation minimal you decided that its better if you hurry up with your business as the conversation lulled. "Miss.Reimu I know I've been a bit of a thorn in your side" Reimu seemed to perk up a bit as you spoke in the same even tone as before, "so to make up for it I was hoping I could take you out to that pricey restaurant off the canal..."

She seemed to be thinking it over with a complex expression when you added on, "of course its not a date or anything! Aunn is more than welcome to co-" However, Reimu seemed to have made up her mind rather fast at the mention of Aunn joining and interrupted you, "Its fine! Aunn has to watch the shrine after all!" You were about to insist that it was fine but something about Reimu's expression made you think twice, you promised to yourself you'd get Aunn an extra large treat next time...

Finding the distinctive miko you waved as you shouted, "Miss.Reimu! over here!" Reimu looked rather grumpy as she trotted over to you. "I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long, but I had to work a bit longer tha-" you began only to be cut off, "its fine! I didn't wait here long lets just get a move on already..."

You didn't know why but Reimu seemed rather uncomfortable being seen with you, at least somewhat, and kept glancing around as if keeping an eye out for someone in particular, you thought for a second maybe she would've been embarrassed to seen by a friend with you but there's no way Reimu would be embarrassed by anything!

As you gave a few glances of your own to the miko at your side you noticed her messy hair, it was as if she very quickly flew around and didn't even have the time to pat it down properly. You figured she must be busy and started feeling bad about dragging her out, "You know Miss.Reimu I thank you for humoring me and all... but if you have something you need to do don't worry about me."

The miko's face seemed to snap her head towards you like a dog that just spotted a rabbit, "Huh? W-what do you mean by that?!" You scratched your head and put your thoughts together, "Well its just... You keep searching around for something and it looks like you're in a rush. If you're busy today there's no need to worry about keeping our appointment"

Reimu's face looked for a second as if she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar by her parent and as she formulated a response a new voice piped up as a peculiar black and white witch materialized from the crowds, "Oh its Reimu? I thought you said you were going home da ze~!"

The mortified look on Reimu's face flashed by so fast you would've thought it was a lie if you didn't have your eyes on her for the millisecond it existed.

I love Reimu lads

>>43397909
It would serve Reimu right if Anon got together with Aunn instead.

>>43401400
Anon isn't a white woman, though.

>>43401501
>he doesnt know about cookiepill anons on /an/

>>43397909
>"Oh its Reimu? I thought you said you were going home da ze~!"
Busted

>>43397909
luv me mu

Why do I love Reimu so much? She literally is my dream girl

>>43405028
This. This so fucking much. Ever since I first laid my eyes on her, I have had a deep, profound love for Reimu. From both appearance and personality, I literally believe she's perfect. Any flaw that could be pointed out only endears her to me further.
There is nothing more I wish for than to sit with her side by side relaxing on the veranda; Leaning against each other with our hands held together.

>>43405028
>>43405471
You are a bland person with no personality, so you fell in love with the bland girl with no personality.

>>43406218
Cope and seethe
Back to your hololive thread

>>43406292
He was right
You need to be more creative

I love bland so fucking much it's unreal

>>43406292
>hololive
I meant that gensokyo has much better girls than her.

>>43271643
then why did you leave the house?

im killing the thread to let you all know that reimu is broke because she subscribes to marisa's onlyfans and has a findom fetish

>>43411819
Wtf is that real?
Does Reimu really orbit her best friend's onlyflans?

>>43411819
>>43413170
Fake news, Marisa doesn't have that shit, she may be a thief and a scoundrel but NEVER a whore

>>43414172
i cant believe marisa's a whore

>>43271602
Just don't annoy her too much.

>>43414377
is this AI art?

>>43419364

>>43420075
uh so is it AI art or not?

>>43414172
Woah, Marisa's a whore...?
No way, I guess that's how she pays for her magical supplies...

>>43423306
She does not pays for them at all.

Bumping for more Reimu (best girl ever, stay mad) stories

I want to give Reimu money

>>43428783
Reimu is shocked at who you want as the mother of your kids

>>43423306
implying marisa doesn't just "borrow" things forever so never actually needs money.

>>43428758
>Be me
>Meet youkai
>Reimu mad
>Youkai dead
>Sex Reimu
>Reimu happy

>>43428783
Same, and not even in a retarded findom type of relationship. Just wanna see her happy she got donations in her box (and see what she does with the money)

>>43429994
I hate it.

>>43429994
I am ambivalent about it

>>43429994
I love it

Reimu is a shit 2ho with 0 personality, no wonder her thread moves at glacial pace

Reimu is a good 0ho with 2 personality, no wonder her thread moves at stellar pace

Reimu with a terrible weakness to cold during winter months!
Clinging to anon for his body warmth with a blank expression!
Going completely teary eyed when anon tries to move away!
Reimu crawling into anons big winter coat and falling asleep with a blissful expression on her face!
Reimu is essentially a cat!

>last writefag post was 3 days ago
He is dead isnt he?

>>43431652
Reimu got to him. He's not allowed to go back to the Outside World now.

>>43431828
He needs to come back so he can tell me how he got there in the first place.

Woah... Reimu Hakurei needs me...? Okay. I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you Reimu! I got your back Reimu!!!

dont listen to him reimu,he's going to steal your donations

>>43431487
>Reimu is essentially a cat!
Boring. If I wanted a cat I would with Rin.

>>43431652
>>43431828
Writefag was found dead in his apartment with multiple large needles to the back of his head. The death was ruled as a suicide.

>>43405471
Sorry to be that guy, but source?
No results for image searches.

Reimubros??

>>43435805
I got that image off another Reimu thread. I suspected it being AI generated with how smooth it looked compared to everything else posted but didn't really give it much thought when saving it. Might be why you can't find the sauce.

>>43435805
>>43437464
Yeah, looks like AI to me.

>>43271602
I HATE REIMU

>>43437976

>>43438021
Why does Sanae hates Reimu

>>43438189
Gensokyo simply isn't big enough for two armpit miko.

>>43438206
But Sanae surely gets more donations and visitors to the Moriya shrine to be bothered by the existence of Reimu

>>43438189
Because Sanae will never get her own yandere thread and have stories written about her.

>>43438431
Reimu is not doing very good either since her story is moving at geologic pace.

>>43438495
Reimu is doing a very good job since her story is moving at lightning pace.

>>43438495
But much like crude oil, the slow processes compressing the writefag's thoughts into text increase it's purity and thereby it's quality

>>43438521
This, this thread is the comfiest Reimu thread I recall because the stories are good and people are enjoying them. Having writefags shit out uninspired stories just to bump the thread would bring the quality down.

For a moment you felt like you were among the cast of a noh performance as you sat at the table of the pricey restaurant you promised to take the often-grumpy miko too. Marisa's face was spread in a wide grin as if she was privy to a joke that never got old and Reimu's face subtly but surely was twisted into the mask of an oni.

Marisa was a girl you vaguely knew, famous enough in the village and with some youkai; you've heard she was based in the forest of magic and crossed paths with her every now and then at the shrine but at best you've exchanged a greeting in passing.

You tended to only go to the forest for work, as the spores in the air and mask you'd have to wear to filter them wasn't the most pleasant thing in the world to wear. In short if it wasn't for the visits to Kourindou you'd rarely head to that neck of Gensokyo.

Regardless of the nature of your association with the witch, it was clear that she was your best friend now. You were sitting opposite of Reimu, but at your side sat Marisa who was clearly running with the misunderstanding of your relationship with Reimu despite your efforts to dispel such illusions.

Marisa was overjoyed, even you could tell she was having a blast teasing Reimu, about what you weren't exactly sure. You figured Reimu wouldn't care even if someone misunderstood your relationship so it was a bit of a shock to see her reacting so strongly. It was also surprising how sour Reimu's face got when you invited Marisa along on your lunch, you figured she'd enjoy eating with her friend and it wasn't much to pay for a third person as you were planning on taking along Aunn after all.

However, contrary to your expectations Reimu returned Marisa's banter with an expression half between stomach pain and smelling something foul that just won't go away. Marisa lay her arm around your shoulders with a grin on her face, "I always thought you and Anon-san here would be a good match you know?" she put emphasis on 'always', "Isn't that right Anon-san? You always seemed to visit and it must drive you crazy to not be able to see Reimu da ze~!"

You were glad Marisa could see your friendship so clearly, even if you knew she was teasing Reimu you couldn't help but responding earnestly if not a bit hyperbolic. "Its true, after all, Ms.Reimu is a 'special' person to me..." you paused for dramatic effect, "Why... if it wasn't for Ms.Reimu my heart would be in Higan by now!". Marisa interjected with a 'Right Right~?'

Reimu's face went bright red yet retained a fierceness in her eyes befitting of a miko that faced down youkai of all kinds, "Of course, I'm naturally a vital existence to Anon-san after all... Unlike a certain witch who hasn't had a customer in over a year~" Reimu was overly smug at those words and it made you grin as Marisa retracted her arm from your shoulder and as if she was hurt put her hand on her chest.

The black and white witch grimaced as she said with a false pain in her voice, "How could you say that! You know I could have as many customers as I wish... I just don't wish to lead on poor people like Anon-san into an expensive lunch after I milk them dry ze~" You could practically see the sparks flying between the two as Reimu formulated another comeback in what seemed to be shaping up to be an endless verbal bout.

It amused you to see the normally unflappable Reimu dragged into a 'fight' such as this but before the spar could continue your lunch arrived. The conversation died down as you all tucked in to your over-priced meals and aside from breaking for a few words and to admire the miko in front of you eating with a sour face betrayed by the skill of the chef the lunch passed in peace.

You intended to split up with Reimu after the restaurant but it seemed that now that she was in a more jovial mood she intended on letting you walk her to the gates, which you had no problem with. It was as you reached the gate talking about random things that you brought up that 'out of all the things to worry about in gensokyo it seems that thieves have been out on the prowl lately'

Reimu froze up at those words as you described the eyewitness reports of the burglar seeming to wear a bright red robe, and though you were still haunted by the rukurokubi it wasn't like a youkai to rob people and you said as such. "You know its also strange that it seems a few things in my house have been going missing or just moved! I swear some of my dirty clothes have been going missing, I don't know what this burglar is thinking but he must be rather poor, or a pervert, if that's his interest!"

You were about to add on, "But i'm sure I just misplaced them last time I washed them!" only for the miko to seem to freeze up. Reimu hastily blurts out, "I-i'm sure they'll turn up! uhh! look at the time! I have to go! I'm sure you're underwear will turn up soon!" and she flew off into the afternoon sky with indecent haste.

You never told her that it was your underwear that went missing...

Sorry for the long delay, I was rather busy this weekend and just couldn't get the scene to flow till now
It seems I crammed a bit too many ideas into one post but i'll elaborate further later, for now lets just all luv me mu!

>>43441171
Do Marisa says da ze~! Often? I did not see her say that on the games yet, tough i did not play them all yet. And i do not fallow any of the written works.


Anon being so dumb is getting comical. He is just like me.

>>43441541
Da ze is something I see sometimes and its endearing to me so I went with it

>>43441171
>I'm sure you're underwear will turn up soon!"
Damn it reimu

>>43435805
>>43437676
Thanks, sad there isn't an actual artist I can follow for more similar works.
A fleeting glimpse in the constant frenzy that is AI art.

>>43441541
>>43441550
Isn't it her catchphrase?
It doesn't really translate into english from what i've heard, since it just means "let's", but the way Marisa uses it is more of a general tomboyish "intentionally bad grammar" thing.

>>43445076
It's just an informal way of speaking and she is far from the only touhou character to do it
People try and incorporate it like a catchphrase or translate in ways that make no damn sense

>>43271602
How do I get a shrine maiden gf? How much money do I need to make to wife her? Also how does a mortal human become powerful in gensokyo? I want to be strong so I can take care of myself and protect Reimu and to not make her worry for me.

BTW why does nobody visit the shrine?

>>43445197
Because it's full of youkai, it's really far away from the village, the path to GET to the shrine is up a hill and also infested with youkai, and to top it all off Reimu doesn't actually know what the Hakurei god *does* or *is*.

>>43445261
>doesn't actually know what the Hakurei god *does* or *is*
Wtf that's like being a christian monk and not knowing anything about Jesus. How did she even get this job?

>>43445327
its hereditary, and her mom probably died when she was young, making Yukari her effective mother for her entire life

>>43445336
>making Yukari her effective mother for her entire life
Fanon.
>>43445327
Given that Reimu's blessing is almost literally inhuman luck, her being unaware of the Hakurei god means very little. The god exists, its link with Reimu works just fine, and from what we've seen, Reimu tends to fuck worse up the more effort she puts in, so perhaps it's for the best she's barely aware of her own god.

Could also be just a general metaphor for unconscious talent. It works as long as you don't pay attention.

>>43445374
>fanon
if her regular parents weren't there, who else did it?
if they were, then why is she so ignorant of her job

>>43445374
It's principle of wu wei. I did not know Reimu was so advanced. She is my role model on the path of tao.

>>43445390
The thing is reimu is very much not ignorant of her job. She's got an encyclopedic knowledge of gods and shinto rituals, which comes up all the time across every manga and especially in both SSiB and CoLA
but the problem is she's too well-liked by youkai, so they keep coming to the shrine, which was already weak enough that it can't keep youkai away, but then she doesn't get human visitors, so she doesn't get any faith to make the god stronger and allow it to keep youkai away, so youkai keep coming to the shrine, etc etc
also she can converse with divine spirits and other gods, so she's actually ahead of the curve in that part of being a shrine maiden

>>43445816
>she's too well-liked by youkai
Why is she too well liked by youkai when she genocides them all the time, as that's her job

>>43447120
its play fighting, a slap on the wrist

>>43447131
Say that to the fortune teller

>>43447179
he wasn't part of the clique
friends of the miko are exempt from the rules so long as they don't flout them too openly

>>43447179
Fortune teller faked his death and fled to Cuba.

>>43447192
>>43447257
Justice for Fortune Teller. All Mikos are Bastards.

>>43447283
Thin red gohei, faggot

>>43447360
You can take your thin red gohei and shove it up your dickhole.

>>43271602
I despise Reimu more than I despise Youkai. But I still despise Youkai. She has nothing to worry about.

>>43447619
maybe if YOUKAI didn't want to be exterminated they shouldn't be YOUKAI
Every youkai has a choice and they choose to cross that thin red gohei

>>43275169
So, is this how the Hakurei clan reproduces? They just get stuck to the first human male that regularly gives them cash. Then sets up a situation in which the talisman they sell "Fail" so they can come in and rescue you and demand your body in payment.

>>43447710
She has autism please be patient

>>43447710
No, that's just raymoo
normally Yukari just abducts them a husband when they need to squeeze out an heir

>>43447727
Why doesn't Reimu ask Yukari for a husband like that then?

>>43447769
she's too independently minded

>>43447772
Then why doesn't she just abduct a husband herself? Is it also the autism?

>>43447769
Reimu's still a young maiden, anon. She doesn't need to worry about marriage just yet.

>>43447801
Yukari is a huge dork and wants a man who is funny(but not a clown), charming(but not so charming he seduces Ran, Chen, and other youkai), adventurous(but not so much he wants to leave Gensokyo), Kind(but mostly to Yukari), Fierce(but only when it it matters), brave(but not foolishly so), Assertive(but listens to Yukari), Smart(but not so smart yukari feels dumb), and thoughtful(but not so thoughtful that he's effeminate)
He also has to approach HER, when is that gonna happen given yukari's schedule of sleeping and lazing about at home? One of Gensokyo's mysteries

>>43447944
Has she ever considered grooming?

>>43448002
if the baby rabies ever kick in, she probably will abduct some young mortal to craft her own husband
They'll never know a life outside of pampering an ancient monster from that point onward

>>43447360
Isn't funny how shrine maidens make up 0.02 percent of the population of gensokyo yet they make up 90% of youkai exterminaton?

>>43448053
And that's a good thing, always support your heroes in red and white!

>>43448020
>>43448002
Touhou 21: Registering Yukari as a sex offender

>>43445055
It does remind me of kan_moko's stuff. He draws tired/depressed 2hus. Also sorta looked kamepan's style at a glance but his art is more cutesy.

I'm trying to draft a story up with a Reimu who's a bit more creepy, obsessive and stalkerish in general than the other writefag's.

Problem is I have just a basic understanding on Gensokyo, or the lore in general aside from how certain characters act, so I'll continue researching while the other story gets finished.

Speaking of stalkerish, in the first chapter stuff goes missing around Anon's house, yet I realized Marisa would fit in for stealing Anon's stuff more than Reimu. I could probably make it work somehow, or maybe I'm just overthinking it.

I hope eventual lewds are okay.

>>43449401
I'm looking forward to it, I wanted a cuter story since the last story about Reimu I wrote was about her brutally mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusing anon. That means the stalking will be more comedically played off by MC-kun being denser than uranium.

lewds are fine, I love writing lewds personally but the story isn't there yet

>>43449401
Marisa is expected to have done it, but she dindu nuffin so she sets out on a quest to clear her name and find the real culprit that tried to slander her

>>43449805
Is there anywhere i can read it writer-kun?

>>43448143
I mean, she canonically abducts children and adults because she finds them interesting.

>>43450326
Dozo
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43718466/chapters/109935363

>>43451462
and like to kidnap suicided people and feed them to Yokai

>>43455907
Silly Yukari, doing silly things for silly reasons.

>>43451482
Just finished it. It was pretty good!
Normally i do not take these fanworks very seriously but i got really invested on it and anon being pretty much dead inside at later chapters menaged to make me feel sad for him.

>>43451482
how much could I pay you to write me something?

The charms and wards were in place, exactly as the miko instructed you placed them on the doors and windows. You took a step back from your rundown bungalow and admired your handiwork, the white pieces of paper were a good contrast to the age-darkened wood.

You thought that with this you'd surely be able to keep your home safe and left for work right as the sun crested the mountains bordering Gensokyo. With a light heart and peace of mind you left on your way to work almost skipping, you would've too if you didn't have a certain amount of face to maintain.

Lately you've been scared out of your wits, and for good reason! Ever since that night along the canals you've noticed things just slightly off around your house. At first you just figured that the nights when you get dragged out by your coworkers for drinks was when you moved things around and misplaced them but lately you just couldn't dilute yourself.

Things like your cups, futon, clothes, journal and all sorts of things have been moved slightly or outright stolen only to be returned a day or two later. It always happened while you were out at work according to the neighbors, some robed figure would undo the lock on your door with a supernatural ease and let themselves in, not coming out for hours at a time. Sometimes when you got home you almost smell some kind of musky scent, must be her vile magics.

They would've done something about it, after all in this kind of neighborhood you all stick together but the nature of the burglar being a youkai ensures they hold themselves back. You couldn't blame them either, the rukurokubi that seemed intent on harassing you and making you live in fear was a terrifying monster despite her beauty.

You avoided telling Reimu for as long as you could, she's already done so much for you after all. Besides, its not like she could take time out of her busy day just to housesit and catch the thus-far harmless youkai, so when you asked for enough charms and trinkets to ward your small bungalow you were naturally evasive.

However, the miko was perceptive and pressed you on the issue with what you saw was genuine worry on her face. Even now you remembered the conversation well.

The shrine was well lit by the morning sun, having taken a precious day off of work you ignored the unsettling feeling of being stalked and rushed up the path to the shrine. You had your hand on the charm in your pocket and said prayers under your breathe to the Hakurei god until you reached the stone steps where the torii and the Komainu statues greeted you.

You had barely realized you were holding your breathe until you reached the steps but fortunately nothing happened, though you didn't truly relax until you reached the statue itself and greeting the stonefaced representation of Aunn. You made your customary donation and prayer with the feeling of safety pouring over you like refreshing water.

Aunn was the first to greet you, patiently waiting by the shrine till you were done with your business before approaching you expectantly, "Anon-san you sure are early this week!" you could practically see her eyes gleam as you dug in your pouch for her treat. "I don't suppose you've seen Reimu around have you...?" you tried to keep the worry out of your voice, "I just wanted to pick up some extra supplies"

The komainu must have picked up your emotions anyways and her face surely took on a shade of worry, "Ah... Right if you're here... Reimu err... She knows when people come to the shrine so she should be here soon!" she said between nibbles. As if right on cue a familiar and welcome girl in red set down at the shrine.

Reimu seemed unusually breathless, her face was red, ribbon lopsidedly tied, and her clothes disheveled. Although you tried not to look you could swear that her usual sarashi was undone given the fact that you could see... protrusions... through the material of her outfit.

Aunn sighed as she wondered off her treat in hand, "I'll get some tea on..."

Red in the face from what you thought must have been a busy morning Reimu spoke up a bit hastily as Aunn left to the residential building, "I-I thought you worked on the weekdays Anon-san! I didn't think you'd have business with me... Err... Well don't just stand there! come inside already!"

You apologized for showing up unexpectedly and followed the seemingly rushed miko inside to the familiar living room, you felt a bit of reverence and awe at how hard working she was. She truly was an amazing women to just drop everything and attend her shrine like this!

>>43458654
Ahaha, dense Anon-san really is great

>>43458654
Reimu is a degenerate.

You sat around the table in the tatami smelling living room as Aunn served you both some chilled tea and brought out a plate of snacks before the glutinous komainu took her portion of the snack and tea. Reimu seemed a bit more settled by now, the flush in her face subsided and after freshening up in the restroom she once again looked the part of the youkai exterminating miko.

Before she could speak up after sipping her tea you started with your earnest feelings as you bowed your head, "I'm sorry for coming here without notifying you beforehand but I... well.. I just really needed to restock on supplies you know? Its uh... work! yeah... I went deeper into the woods than normal..." Reimu's face was the usual grumpy mixed with boredom that you knew so well as it seemed she barely kept interest in your words.

A part of you felt as if you weren't fooling her one bit, but you couldn't impose anymore than you already have so you justified your lie to yourself. "No its fine, really!" she seemed to say with a bit too much force that bent her mask of aloofness, the miko reasserted her composure before continuing, "Its my duty as the Hakurei miko to keep people safe and distribute methods of subduing youkai after all. Coming by when you need too is never unwelcome"

Your heart felt lighter already at being vindicated and you couldn't keep a heartfelt smile off your face, you heard a sigh to your side. Reimu looked rather satisfied at getting the sincerity of her duty out and continued, "So you said you needed supplies, where are you heading this week?" she asked with in a easy tone that betrayed the grumpy mask forming on her face.

Crap, with all that's been going on and the rush to get here you haven't even been able to come up with a good cover story! However, you weren't known as the flirt king of the village for nothing (you weren't), "ah like I said... I'm uhhh, I... I found a small cabin out there in the woods that I could use as a rest stop.... I'd love something that can keep out youkai and such..."

Fuck, you didn't keep the unease out of your voice at all! You expected Reimu to snoop a bit more but instead it was Aunn that spoke up, her voice had a tinge of disbelief in it, "Ohhh... so you need to keep a nasty youkai out of a house is it...?" Aunn turned to Reimu as if she realized something, "Surely you have something p e r f e c t for keeping out intrusive youkai don't you, Reimu-san?"

For some reason Reimu shot a quick glare at Aunn, something you didn't pay much mind too and instead took her words at face value. Reimu spoke with the voice of a professional but there was some underlying emotion... worry? It felt bad for lying considering how much the miko has invested into your personal safety but you continued.

"Thats right... I just need something to keep youkai out of my- I mean that cabin! Its hard to sleep at night knowing that you have someone intruding at will..." you half muttered feeling the guilt in your chest. Reimu's eyes shifted here and there in what you thought must have been worry and with what you heard as a tone expressing nothing but heartfelt concern she said, "A-Anon-san be honest... Do you think that s-someone has been going into your home?"

You couldn't hold it back anymore as the truth came out, you were reminded of how much you couldn't underestimate the miko once again. "Y-yes... that's right... I tried ignoring it at first because I didn't want to believe it! But it didn't stop and ever since that night you saved me by the canals that damn youkai has been breaking into my house and tormenting me!" you blurted out grateful to finally let it out to someone that truly cares.

Reimu's eyes betrayed her face as they went wide for a second in surprise and she gasped softly, "Y-you mean you knew ever since I-I-saved you and she started breaking in!". Reimu's face was understandably twisted into shock at your words but you continued, "Thats right... At first it was just a few odds and ends, I figured I misplaced them since I ususally go out drinking... things like my clothes, my cups, even sometimes i'd find my journal out of place like someones been reading it! I know... I know its just harmless, but sometimes I swear I can hear that youkai's heavy breathing just outside my window at night! It has me at wits end!"

Aunn's face was unreadable as she stared at Reimu only letting out an 'ehhh~?' while Reimu's face was rippled with worry as she looked down, her eyes shifting like a clock's pendulum. She was deep in thought for the longest time and you worried you placed too much onto her shoulders.

However, she looked up like she found a solution to all your worries and with a slightly too loud voice exclaimed, "Y-yeah that's horrible but I know exactly what to do! I'll prepare special charms just for you! we'll get rid of that nasty y-youkai with no problem!".

The sun was past the apex of the sky by the time you left, your heart was light, face smiling, and pockets laden.

>>43457525
Thanks, I tried pouring a lot of emotion into the characters. I'm sure it felt a little mellow dramatic at times though but I enjoyed exploring the themes of depression and trauma that poor anon-san had to suffer through.

>>43457780
one gorilion dollars, but really if you have an idea of something to write let me know and if I like the prompt I wouldn't mind making a short story, you can contact me over Ao3 if you really want

>>43458886
Poor gullible anon.

>>43459564
He's doing his best, but it's not his fault Reimu is a creepy pervert!

>>43445327
can someone answer this question: is reimu actually the hakurei god who disguises herself as a human

>>43460266
That'd be some pretty big reach, even for fanon. Especially when official lore contradicts you

>>43460285
i dunno, i really dont think she's human, after all she definitely doesnt make enough money to feed herself

>>43460310
She probably just bullies youkai for their lunch money

>>43458886
I hope some anon would compile the story before this thread gets yeeted into oblivion

>>43460532
god please stop breathing i cant believe people actually say yeeted unironically here

>>43441171
I'm actually excited to sit down and read through the new chapters

>>43458886
Aunn knowing what Reimu is doing and subtly giving her shit for it has to be my favorite part

>>43458886
I think the funniest part about this is that Reimu's depravity is like, completely indescribable. She's just leaped over so many fucking lines that it's hard to imagine this ever ending well once the truth comes out. Truly a youkai shrine maiden

>>43460852
The truth will never come out, Reimu will threaten to exterminate *for real* anybody who might spill the beans.
Of course, it's looking like yet again 'mus autism is making her have a need to lie in the first place.

>>43460852
she wants what she wants
Aunn's judgmental glare be damned

>>43460852
Anon is gonna be in for it when Reimu forces their relationship to the next level. If she's intent to spend all day masturbating in his house she'll 100% lock him up in the rape futon for as long as she can.
She'll get pregnant before the next mainline game comes out

>>43463796
I hope Aunn managed to break Anon out of the rape dungeon and start a new life together far away from Reimu's depraved clutches. That would be a good ending.

>>43463811
No, Anon's painis is Marisa's to steal ze!

>>43463811
What if Aunn turn out to be helping Reimu keeping Anon lock up

>>43463819
M-Marisa wouldn't really do that right? Try and s-steal Reimu's boyfriend like that... right?

>>43463852
Not steal, borrow!
Forget what I said earlier, slip of the tongue!
She's *borrowing* anon-kun!
It's not like he has a virginity to steal, right?
That pervert miko wouldn't be so stupid as to pussy out of consumation, would she?

>>43463869
Marisa will steal his firstborn

>>43463869
>It's not like he has a virginity to steal, right?
Haha no way anon is still a virgin at his age! Definitely not! He totally wasn't saving himself for someone special and was really looking forward to enjoying the bliss of the bridal bed with Reimu... haha not a chance!

is there ANYTHING marisa won't steal?

Damn, I got a lot of Reimu writefag stories to catch up on. Will do tomorrow while drinking for maximum enjoyment and self-insertion.

Taking it easy with your stalker, Reimu!
(you didn't invite her to the camping trip)

I like this thread

>>43465829
Damn right I didn't invite her because I knew she'd come anyway (after making up whatever excuse to decline my invitation had I've done that). Same reason why I brought two camping chairs and supplies for two without having needed to invite her.

>>43465829
ok reimu the feds are gone, the "shed" is about a 10 minute drive from here by UTV
do you wanna see where i grow pot first or my 50 gallon reflux still

>>43465872
I as well, this thread is very nice.

>>43466162
Anon no! Reimu IS the fed!

The only thing I don't like is that the sole reason for stalking is because Reimu is a golddigger
She doesn't even like anon, but his pockets!

>>43464640
is that biru?

>>43470647
Yes, the finest Asahi imported into Gensokyo for Reimu's enjoyment!

>>43458893
can you make a small bad ending for the Reimu abuses you on how you actually end up dying to your injuries and how Eiki, Komachi, Marisa, Aunn and everyone else basically reacts to the situation?

>>43471121
>get dead
>now you have to date youmu
the cruelest of all fates

>>43471121
You mean for the reimu abuse story?
Man you'll have to be a bit more specific, Anon-kun almost died twice and was at risk many times

>>43271602
When will this thread finally die? I'm tired of it hogging all of the writefag talent.

>>43471379
specifically he did not survive his hospital stay after Reimu beated the shit out of us and Marisa and Kasen had to hide us

>>43471736
Stfu + go back to your hololive general

>>43472209
Anon, do you have brain damage?

Don't ever reply to me, holonigger

are you being a gibbering retard on purpose to make anti-holo people look bad?

>>43472245
Hololive is otaku culture.

>>43472266
>Hololive is otaku culture.

>>43472268
If it wasn't the threads would be deleted or moved.

>>43472266
Whether it is or not doesn't matter. You fags have an entire containment board to discuss that in.

>>43472281
lurk moar faget
janny is a h*l*fag retard who refuses to send that shit over to/vt/

>>43472266

>>43472311
I would think a paid employee would be fired if he didn't do his job. If janny doesn't send hololive threads to /vt/ then it is otaku culture.

>>43472421
>paid
well you see anon...

>>43472460
What are you implying?

>>43472523
Let's just say that TRIPLING the jannies income wouldn't have any impact whatsoever on them and their lifestyle

Love is just another form of madness

Remember to take care of your health

>>43473005
If I keep smoking, death will take me away from Reimu faster!

>>43472997
Damn, I wish Reimu would look at me like that...

>>43473048
Smoking is NOT sexy, rembu.

>>43472421
Look at the subtle paid janitor comment. The tasteful ignorance of it. Oh God he's not even being ironic

>>43473093
/tv/ poster i see what you're doing, and I appreciate it

>>43463869
Please share the source of that panel

>>43473127
It's from the satori rape doujin #1.
I edited to get that text box there but you should just be able to look it up with saucenao.

>>43475255
Nta but you should know saucenao won't work with cropped nor edited pictures

>>43475319
edits will as long as it doesn't change too much of the picture
plenty of times I've found the unedited version of a picture after reverse searching the edited one

>>43475569
I've rarely had that luck but good too know
Point still stands on the crops

>>43473005
>>43473048
I don't get it. is reimu against smoking or is she okay with it?

It finally reached the limit. Good. Die off and never return, stalker reimu!

>>43475770
I'm debating on whether I want to make another Stalker Reimu thread or to pick a different girl. Maybe I'll give >>43271670 his wish and make it a Stalker Marisa thread!

Farewell Reimu...

>>43475839
And yes, a Stalker Marisa thread does sound entertaining (as much as I would like another Stalker Reimu thread)

Don't die stalker Reimu! I want to see the end of the story!

>>43476300
The fate of Anon shall be a mystery...

>>43476316
NOOOOO I HAVE SO MUCH INVESTMENT IN THIS. I've been looking forward to the next installment so much

>>43476328
However unlikely, we can only hope that writefren returns whenever the next time a thread like this pops up

>>43476328
It was all a dream. The end.

>>43476427
>>43476444
I’m fucking devastated. I’m going to convert to a Moriya Shrine devotee

>>43476457
It's okay. You shouldn't have been attracted to the idea of a stalker anyways.

>>43476625
>You shouldn't have been attracted to the idea of a stalker anyways.
Oh...

>>43475255
Oh, thanks. I like yandere Marisa but if there are no actual interactions between her and Rinnosuke then it just feels like a waste of a premise.
And like that anon said, you can't find the source from cropped panels on Saucenao, you can easily check that yourself and see the zero results

>>43475839
Keep it as yandere Reimu. Marisa has Rinnosuke so there is no reason for her to be stalking Anon.

>>43476994
>Despite all of the hints she's dropping Anon refuses to reciprocate Marisa's feelings because he thinks she's in love with Rinnosuke
>Her obsession with making Anon notice her turns into her stalking him as she desperately looks for a hint as what she could do to make him fall for her
Seems like an interesting concept for a stalker.

>>43477024
That's dumb. Just make another Reimu thread.

>>43477458
You're dumb

>>43477024
I like this, but another reimu thread to finish off what writefren started would be nice.
Maybe if a different one wants to pick it up it would work.
Or, what about a combined Marisa/Reimu thread?
They go hand in hand after all.

so where can I read the rest

I don't understand why we can't just have two different stalker threads. We have three thread for fruithus, why not have two stalkerhu threads?

I just want another reimu thread
I'm too invested in the writefags story

Anon was having a good day, he met his quota at work today and had time after to visit Kourindou and talk with the cordial half-youkai who lived there. He even got a curio from the shop, a controller for a game console like one of the ones he used to own long ago. Despite it being nothing more than a paperweight he figured it'd be a good bit of nostalgia.

Unbeknownst to Anon news of his situation spread via rumors and gossip, Anon wasn't a gossiper in any real capacity and tended to keep his affairs to himself. However, the same could not be said for his neighbors who were all aware of what was going on.

The older ladies, the husbands, the old men, even the children all had ears to listen to his troubles and more importantly mouths to spread the word. Everyone who knew Anon knew he was a daredevil and an outsider which afforded him a certain level of notoriety by default, few were brave enough to do what he does much less dumb enough to have his hobbies.

So when he got into trouble with the local rukurokubi word quickly spread that the 'youkai-seeking fool' (said with affection, mostly) finally attracted the gaze of one of them. The rumors spread about how he was harassed and stalked by the multi-headed youkai daily, but as the nature of these things go the 'truth' was quickly distorted.

Its impossible to tell if it was the drama loving older women, the danger-loving boys, the lecherous old men, or the romantically inclined young ladies who twisted it. The rumor however took on new forms, it morphed from: 'Anon is being harassed by the rukurokubi' to 'Anon hit on the rukurokubi by accident and now it won't leave him alone!' to 'I saw Anon bringing the rukurokubi home with him, it always goes to his house at night and day!' to 'The rukurokubi got married to Anon, I saw him putting up talismans on his house to keep her safe from the miko!'.

Regardless of the reality of the situation and proliferation of the rumors Anon, being the subject of them, never heard about them himself. Unfortunately, a certain redheaded girl working as a waitress at a restaurant Anon sometimes went too coincidentally heard the story as well.

Sekibanki returned to the staff area behind the varnished hardwood counter of the small aged restaurant, it wasn't the most busy at the moment just before the lunch rush. Two more servers were there as well, both younger girls like she appeared to be, Banki rarely talked to them beyond a professional level as she felt she was above being friendly with the cattle.

Today however, she heard something she just couldn't help getting involved in as they talked amongst themselves, "Did you hear the latest about what that outsider was up too?" "You mean the one trying to date a youkai right~?" "yeah thats the one! the guy at the lumber yard, apparently he's been bringing her home every night and they even started living together!" "Ehhhh! you mean living a youkai?! Thats scary~" "Yeah I heard he's going to get married to her too! The ceremony is set to be done at the Myouren temple." "The buddahists huh~? Still I wonder if that rukurokubi is going to stop scaring people now that she's married?"

Banki got a jolt as she heard her species said so frankly from the mouths of such dimwitted girls, she would've been a bit snippy about it but she couldn't help overhearing their conversation due to how quiet the restaurant was at the moment. SHE'S getting married? SHE has a b-boyfriend?! SHE'S been doing t-this and t-that with him?! SHE'S been doing night crawls?!!!

The red rukurokubi was too shocked to keep up her prideful personality, her reputation as a youkai was on the line and for youkai reputation was everything, literally! Sekibanki blustered into their conversation, "Eh?! What do you mean a human is d-dating the terrifying rukurokubi!?" the waitresses turned their attention to the flustered redheaded girl, "You mean you haven't heard Seki-chan? I thought you were a huge fan of the rukurokubi!"

Sekibanki was able to recompose herself, kicking herself mentally for letting things slip in front of the cattle like this, "Ah... No I don't put much stock in rumors... And I'm not a fan or anything I just think she's real scary!" The girls were unfazed as they were completely used to the eccentricities of their prideful yet well-meaning coworker, "Yeah, anyways, I heard from my mom who heard from auntie that the outsider snuck out one night to the canals and started flirting with her! apparently the youkai-seeking fool hit it off with her!" "yeah they're even getting married~!"

The trio conversed for a while more before the gramps that owned the shop yelled at them from the back to get to work. Sekibanki went through the motions as she cleaned up around the place looking busy and attending the customers with the other girls. As the lunch rush started trickling in she resolved that she'd have to find anon and take him out, her very nature as a youkai was on the line!

>>43477606
>>43478089
If someone wants to make a second stalker thread i'd be happy to continue, otherwise i'll just toss it on my ao3
>>43477623
best to just have one of Marisa or Reimu or whoever, either way i'll continue it there

>>43478267
>otherwise i'll just toss it on my ao3
Did I miss the link or have you not posted it yet?

>>43478821
For this story? I don't have it on Ao3 yet

>>43478267
>If someone wants to make a second stalker thread i'd be happy to continue,
yes

>>43478261
>'Anon hit on the rukurokubi by accident and now it won't leave him alone!' to 'I saw Anon bringing the rukurokubi home with him, it always goes to his house at night and day!' to 'The rukurokubi got married to Anon, I saw him putting up talismans on his house to keep her safe from the miko!'.
literally me