/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Is it just me or is there something wrong with her legs?

There some gems, but 90% of them are absolute shit and they shouldn't have bothered.

>What's it like to live in a country where company mascots are lolis?

America is pretty cool sometimes, what with Morton salt, Coppertone, Wendys, etc.

>>4344878
Fuck

>>4344878
I know that octopi, despite having no bones in their arms, still tend to control them in segments as if they were joints, at least until they start wrapping around whatever they grab; presumably squid-loli's legs are flexible enough to wrap two or three times around your body.

>>4344865
> What's it like to live in a country where company mascots are lolis?

Feels good man

oh god she has no ass

Erin Esurance is hot too, but she ain't a loli.

Why does squid taste so shitty?

>>4344937
Oh god I want a frosty so bad

>>4344937

:3

Can't believe there's a whole book about it

>>4344963
i ordered one of their frosty cirnos before.

felt good man

>>4344962

>>4344968

I'm in love with the Morton salt girl.
I want to pour salt in her hair and watch
her dance. I want to walk her through the
salt rain and pretend that it is water. I want to
get lost in the Washington Cathedral and follow her
salt trail to freedom.

I want to discover her salt lick in the forests of Virginia.
I want to stand in line for hours to see her walk on in
the middle of a movie only to have the film break and watch salt
pour out and flood the aisles. I want to sit in an empty theater
up to my eyeballs in salt and dream of her.

When I go home she will be waiting for me in her white dress
and I will drink salt water and lose my bad dreams.
I will seek the blindness of salt, salt down my wounds,
hang like a side of ham over the curtain rod in the bathroom
and let her pour salt directly on my body.

When she is done I will lick her salty lips with my tongue
and walk her down the stairs into the rain, wishing that I
could grow gills and bathe in her vast salt seas.

Now in ZUNart

>>4344990

So romantic...

>>4344863
Why must you stupid guys constantly spam and attack www . anon
talk . com for? Please stop. We don't want any chanturds there.

>>4344992
Is ZUN.... American?

>>4344904
That could be painful, though. Squids prefer to rip apart prey with sharp spikes coming out of each tentacle. And I'm not seeing her beak on her mouth, neither her siphon, so any of that may be down there.

Not to mention for many squids "intercourse" means "rip a hole into the female and cum in it, make it as deep as possible so the female doesn't plunge her tentacles into the wound to seize and eat the sperm case"

On the plus side, male squids tend to imitate females so perfectly that not even other males can tell them apart.

Posting best squidgirl.

>>4344988
>>4344974
Ritsuko isn't loli, she 18

>>4345004
Ah, nature once again shows me why I should stay inside my home.

>>4344992

>ketchup and mustard ON the bun

I don't understand this.

Saber loev McDonald's.

>>4345016
Don't worry anon-kun, nature is bringing your waifu to you! Enter flying squids, incidentally common to Japan.

>>4344865
>You buy a snack or a drink, you also get fap material
it's only fap material if you're a raging pedo otaku

normal people see cute mascots

>>4345033 it's only fap material if you're a raging pedo otaku
I don't think it matters when you're posting on /jp/.

I'd cross those arches.

>>4345004
i think that is a squid boy.. *points at crotch*

Can't forget the little utz girl. :3

>>4345111
That's the siphon. I like Alicesoft a lot because they often do their homework really well, see all those historical references in Sengoku Rance.

Though, the siphon being the main method of rapid squid movement, Kraken swimming via expelling vast amounts of water from it isn't unthinkable.

>>4345113

so moe i died

>>4345113
That face reminds me of Tewi for some reason.