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Dlanor A. KNOX.

>>4339760
Kanon is indeed a bro. Seriously, he deserves to marry Jessica and become the next head. Too bad he has to share his body with a crazy stake-happy blonde woman and a step-over meido.

Personally I would say Lambda, Ange or Beato. But there is a lot of cool characters aside, like Kanon or Rudolf.

Only good characters in the game are Battler, Gohda, Kanon, and maybe Jessica. Everyone else is trolling.

Krauss has a big dick. Discuss.

>>4339773
>marry Jessica
>a happy end
We need to have our heads checked.

>>4339785
Krauss is a good man.
But he's exceptionally stupid.

>>4339784
>Jessica
>in number of people of not trolling
Haha, good laugh.

>>4339788
Hey, the dude smiles only ONCE, and that's when he confesses to Jessica.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BfljvI5f0U&feature=related

We may not like Moon-chan, but he sure as hell does.

>>4339784
>Jessica
>Good

>>4339760
If Kanon is a loli that's even better. Seriously. A loli that is also a bro.

Just...mindblowingly awesome.

When was it that we stopped hating Kanon because of the stupid 13 year old shippers on AS?

>>4339784
>Jessica
She trolled during a TIPs! Seriously! She trolled during a TIPs! That's like.... double trolling!

>>4339809
When we realised that he really is one of the good guys. Episode one, tries to ice himself to prevent his crazy witch side from killing everyone. Episode 6, he saves Battler from a locked room.

This is my true form

>>4339801
Is that the instrumental to Bern's image song I hear?

Kanon manages to save or protect people, yet he goes MIA.
- Attempts to protect Jessica from goats
- Leads her to safety
- Faces off against Lucifer
- Breaks through the bars of the prison in the basement of Kuwadorian
- Saves Battler from the sealed room
- Bro-fists Moetrice in front of her portrait, reminding her of how the true Beatrice was.

>>4339827
Yes, it is. Oh Ryukushi, you so crazy.

>>4339773
Nobody deserves to marry Jessica.

I'm hoping Shkanon is just Ryukishi trolling us since it's close to the end and that Kanon is the real Beatrice. I don't care if he has to pull highly convoluted shit out of his ass to revoke Shkanon, AS LONG AS IT GETS DONE!

>>4339851
This.
Bromance end is best end.

>>4339851
You mean George. Seriously, think about it.
George is going to end up with Shkanontrice in the end.

Not Jessica and her lesbian antics.
Not Battler and his OPPAI obseesion.

Shkanontrice is going to end up with GEORGE.

>>4339860
You just want Battler to fuck Kanon in the ass, right?

>>4339869
Not at all.
I just don't want Shkannontrice to be true and have him get snuffed in favor of his annoying slut of a sister ending up with GEORGE, of all people.

Just a reminder:
The people we hate are George, Jessica, and Shannon. All others are dependent upon individual taste.

>>4339879
Well, you know, if you needed George taken care of.... I know this guy, who knows this guy, who knows Jessica, who shot him in the fucking head in episode 4.

Seriously. For a good end, this George of Nazarath must die.
Must die! Must die!

>>4339884

I thought everyone hates Bernkastel/Erika for being bitchwhoresluts.

>>4339884
But I like Jessica! Seriously, she's either a delicious troll at this point, or a pure hearted lesbian.

>>4339863
George and Jessica are both shit tier. Battler deserves to win, but he's pretty much the only one guaranteed to have hobo end.

>>4339863
If Shkanontrice is true I'm hoping that George and Jessica get together. Purely because they both are such horrible marriage prospects that they deserve each other.

>>4339884
You mean the people you hate. I, for one, love Moon-chan.

>>4339897
Oh, come on, you may not like Jessica, but that's just cruel.

>>4339785

Doesn't matter if he is or isn't big.
Krauss is impotent, that's why Natsuhi couldn't conceive for years.

>>4339897
Dude, no one deserves George. Not even the devil himself.

>>4339910
I'm honestly not sure what Shannon sees in him. He's a total douche.

>>4339899
Ah, haters gonna hate. Jessica is fine.

>>4339902
>>4339893
>>4339899
You might as well also admit to loving Shannon, because you apearently like complete sluts.

Most hated? Is it Maria?

>>4339923
Jessica is fucking annoying. She's always either bitching about how much she hates her parents or screaming and crying when she finds them dead.

>>4339919
Shit tastes + mental instability.
I don't care how Umineko ends, but I want George/Shannon to be crushed. Mercilessly.

>>4339919
He's like that best friend in a given teen movie. Sure, she'll go with him for a bit, but it's fuckobvious she'll end up with the cool, jerkass in the end.

The only people who like Jessica are faggots who like large chested blondes no matter how shitty they are.

Ronove, Rudolf and Kyrie are my three favorite characters. Shame that for the latter two so little backstory has been given, though I am led to believe that Episode 6 remedies this somewhat.

>>4339930
Well, you know, first off, she doesn't really bitch about her parents too much, and, uh, her parents died. That's a pretty big fucking deal. Seriously, what did you expect? Her to be happy about it? They died! Battler complains about Rudolf all the time, and he cries when Rudolf dies.

I stand by my theory that if Jessica were a guy, he'd be the biggest bro in the series.

>>4339933
But George IS the cool jerkass. You should hear some of the shit he says in EP6.

Pretty much the only reason he started going after Shannon in the first place was because he was jealous of Battler.

He also didn't give a fuck about murdering people on the gameboard. "There just pieces," he said.

>>4339943
Kinda like Beatrice, right?
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

>>4339892
You would seriously have to be some kind of huge faggot to hate those two.

>>4339954
But Battler doesn't spend the whole episode screaming at everyone and throwing shit across the room.

>>4339930
>She's always either bitching about how much she hates her parents or screaming and crying when she finds them dead.
Interesting contradiction

>>4339930
>screaming and crying when she finds them dead
HOW DARE SHE

>>4339965
No, he usually cries a bit more. UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOH!

>>4339973
That's the point.

>>4339930
THAT BITCH. WHAT A HYPOCRITE. COMPLAINING ABOUT HER PARENTS BEING DEAD!

>>4339959
Ya, because Beatrice is trying to act like Jessica because some douche said they liked girls like Jessica.

>>4339957
> Pretty much the only reason he started going after Shannon in the first place was because he was jealous of Battler.
But I thought he started liking Shannon a year before Battler did.

...Wait a minute. George was 16 at the time, and Shannon was 9... GEORGE IS A FUCKING PEDO

>Kanon.
>A bro.
Oh /jp/, you're so silly.

>>4339985
Because just before it she was wishing that exact thing. What a fucking hypocrite.

>>4340006
He's a creepy virgin.

>>4339997
They are pretty damn similar. Hell, everytime Beatrice or Jessica is described you get a shitstorm of INELEGANT INELEGANT INELEGANT.\ But people love to argue...

>>4340012
It's all an act

she killed them

Haters gonna hate.

>>4340006
Yeah, Jessica made a remark on how they had one sided feelings for several years.

>>4340012
Things people say =/= Things people want.
And she doesn't say "Gee, I wish my parents were brutally murdered".

Seriously, you are retarded.

DERP

Dlanor <3

>>4340006
He mentioned that he saw Battler and Shannon having fun and talking to each other naturally, and he got jealous because he had no social skills. He wanted to make Shannon fall for him out of spite.

Pokemon anime is shit. At least spam PokeSpe.

>>4340053
Goddamn you George, why are you such a faggot?

>>4340019
Though when Beatrice stops putting up face because Battler blows her off, she acts more like a depressed/desperate version of Kanon than anybody else.

>>4340090
Well that's because Kanon is Beatrice.

>>4340099
That man is a HUGE faggot

What's Shkanontice?

>>4340156
Since Kanon is Beatrice, the Shannon = Kanon crap that was given to us has evolved it into Shkanontrice.

>>4340169
I hate that cunt

>>4340157
Who's the one in the low tier with long dark purple hair?

I hope she stays as heartless of a troll as she was in ep 5. I love her for it.

>>4340267
You listened to her image song yet?

>>4340284
No, but given the context of it now I'm not sure if I want to.

>>4340292
>>4340296
>>4340302

Rhyme? wut. I approve

>>4340267
She will up until the end. Then after meta Battler succeeds in preventing the tragedy for his piece self and suicides so he can pass on to to the real after life with meta Beatrice whom he killed as promised, she'll realize her error.