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>>43147075
My daughter is a responsible business owner!

>>43147075
I recognize that sausage! It's my dick!

>>43147536
Shouldn't that be attached to you?

>>43147075
I will not buy any meat from her!

>>43147801
Don't worry, she doesn't sell human meat. She saves that for herself.

>>43147801
don't be racist.

>>43147075
>Meat scale
yeah, that's all meat right there.

>>43147829
She's clearly selling pieces of Chuck.

>>43147829
I hope so. I want my lolicon nutrients inside her small body, not inside the body of some hag youkai or dumb villager.

>>43149775
who?

>>43154249
Chuck Swirsky. Frickin' liberal

>>43154249
Chuck Yager. Frickin' gatlord

>>43154249
Chuck Testa. Frickin' taxidermist

3 roomba threads on Friday 7th!

nooo!!! don't eat my sausage!!!

>>43154951
The superior daughterhu! More popular than Flan!

>>43147075
>chuck

>>43154249
Chuck Norris, frickin' LEGEND

>>43147075
I'd give her some of my meat, if you know whadda mean

>>43147075
So this is how Sneed came to own the business...

meat loli as a butcher!

>>43147075
I like how happy and content Rumia looks at me while she mans the counter

>>43171841
Daughterwife has been trained well!
She no longer eats human meat, and uses her immense knowledge to be a productive member of society!

>>43171862
Sugoi?
Rumia is so smart and talented!
I always knew she had it in her!

>>43147075
She sells the hoo-man meat in the back probably.

>>43171904
Don't spread lies.

>>43171904
Nah. The fate of unfortunate Chuck aside, she prefers to keep that for herself.

>>43171904
>She takes the hoo-man meat in the back, definitely
FTFY

>>43185984
She also takes my human meat in the back, but in a different way

>>43147075
But there's one meat that's missing...

>>43191648
Roomba is not sexual!

>>43147075
She really likes my meat.

Would Rumia get along with Nemuno?

>>43199762
>>43185984
>>43191648
>>43197567
>>43167818
>>43163221
Oh, I get it! You guys are talking about your penis! That's hilarious!

>>43147075
What is her favorite cut?

>>43209775
She's developed a fondness for the versatility of the shoulder. Once you roast it you can use it for anything like sandwiches, stews, or just as is. Plus all the gravy you made makes for a perfect dip for said roast beef sandwiches

>>43209750
N-no!!

>>43147605
Not anymore

>>43147075
You got some vegetarian meat?

Is this the Rumia's Big Jiggly Bo0bies thread?

>>43147075
Fucking hell, I had this idea where Tsugu and Rumia would work the cashier at a butcher shop that the girls from Gochuumon would visit sometimes, and I don't think it was inspired by this image. I hope if I do get around to making it no one will think I took the idea.

>There's been rumia threads consistently up for the last few months
Looks like Room Bah isn't going anywhere.

>>43244139
Rumba is super popular after all!
The danger loli is best loli

>>43244301
There are multiple danger lolis, but this one is perhaps the one blessed with the most youkai moe.
Look at her, she's too silly to be a real threat to someone if they knew what they were doing!
I bet she's make an excellent daughterpet if you fed her regularly.
A little expensive maybe, but a worthwhile investment once you give her crayons, some paper as a gift and she starts drawing you as her surrogate father figure!

I bet she's soft and gives good hugs too.

>>43203384
I don’t understand what’s going on in this image

>>43242828
Did sombody say R4M1A B1G J1GGLY...

>>43245654
I like to imagine that at first she's rather boney and her hair would be a little flat and greasy, but then when you give her a bath with some good conditioner and make sure she eats regular meals she'd be come soft and super patable.

>>43246763
Rumer probably reeks of cobalt.

>>43246763
I swear on christ almigty i'm not a lolicon, but I want to bathe and hug rumia so much it's unreal.

>>43246819
>i'm not a lolicon
>but
Its okay to love to the danger daughter

>>43246846
I would take her into my home and scrub all the crusted up blood and mud that she can't/won't get off my flying into the lake every now and then.
I would clean up the mess she would make after eating, since she doesn't know any other way that scarfing down a whole racoon in one sitting, guts and all.
I would make her little navy pajamas to wear at night when she went to her own room that she decorates with interesting bones, ones that I taught her how to clean properly so they don't rot and smell.
I'd tuck her in at night after reading her a story, one that was edited to include more blood and gore, and then give her a quick kiss on the head before going to my own room.
I would hunt down outsiders who don't know any better to feed to her so she gets proper nutrition, and loves me even more
If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

>>43246930
Yes this is wrong because you didn't include the part where you teach her the joys of your home cooking and start feeding her a balanced diet.

>>43246930
Ara ara

>>43245678
Nemuno offered to make Reimu food for free, and Reimu is starting to have cold feet.

>>43246996
Imagine adopting the danger loli and treating her like your little princess only for her to develop feelings for you. However you reject her because either you aren't into loli or because you can only see her as a child, she looks disappointed but she's not mad at least. Then one day you come home after hunting to find the big rumimi in wait with a smug grin on her face.

>>43247063
It would be like my little girl had grown up!
Overnight!
Literally!
I'm not sure if I could ever actually marry her or anything, she'd always be my daughter in my eyes.

>>43247086
Don't worry anon, big Rumia will do her best to make you change the way you think of her. She'll be trying to help you around the house more and imitating you, all while enjoying your pampering!
Rumia won't settle down till you think of her in the same way and you two uh.... hug a lot? Rumia doesn't really know what couples do but that won't stop her!

>>43246930
>I'd tuck her in at night after reading her a story
>one that was edited to include more blood and gore
That was a charming detail, in earnest.

>>43247214
I wouldn't be a worthy father if I didn't know about her after all.
For rumimi, violence is not a choice, it is a way of life. She does not question why that is so, she accepts it and moves on.

>>43247141
She can try all she likes, but she'll just get treated as my now-teenage daughter. Enough change to satisfy her, but not so much as to be weird.

>>43247260
>She can try all she likes, but she'll just get treated as my now-teenage daughter. Enough change to satisfy her, but not so much as to be weird
Rumia is growing increasingly frustrated since she just can't seem to get the kind of attention that would satisfy her!
Rumia is entering into a rebellious phase, but at the same time she doesn't want you to hate her so its making her confused!
Are you a bad enough dad to help Rumia work out her frustrations while she's in a delicate time in her life?

>>43247030
I still don’t understand the implications

>>43247460
Reimu is going to get fucking butchered by the mountain hag!

>>43147075
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLL
MY EMPIRE OF MEATT

>>43247403
Being a father to the darkness girl (no longer loli) is full of hard decisions
part of that is behaving responsibly and acting as a good role model for my beautful daughter.
She must grow up and learn who she is for herself, and although I might guide her, it is a journey that only she can take.
Or she could put the ribbon back on and go back to being a cute dumbass in blissful ignorance of the cruel world. Either or suits me fine.

Imagine making her iku

>>43247403
Deciding that Rumia just needs a maternal figure in her life and searching for a youkai wife to fill that gap!

>>43248443
May i make a suggestion?
I think they'd get along just fine, them both technically being violent psychopaths.

>>43248505
I found more art of them together!
Yuuka has a youkai mama in her somewhere, and my lovely daughter might just bring it out!
I mean, who could resist those soft cheeks, perfect for squeezing!
Maybe motherhood, even if only adoptive, will calm the killer in Yuukarin down a little, and allow her to enjoy life that isn't green a little more

>>43248505
If anyone could teach her how to temper her instincts into something deadlier, it's Yuuka. She understands that there is a time and place for violence and knows to keep it under control well enough that she can still go into the village and be generally thought of as a nice person.

If Yuuka eats people she can probably also show Rumia how to do it right and make proper meals out of the meat instead of just eating it raw,

>>43248572
I'm not even sure she does
Youkai mostly subsist off of fear, and in Yuuka's case that's entirely passive. She quite literally generates an obsene amount of terror just by sleeping all day (har har)
If human terror is one thing, youkai terror must be another.
Of course, men still fear her, that much is obvious, but she's one of the few youkai to be genuinely scary in day-to-day life. Most of the others are either too weak, or laze around all the time not doing anything. Yuuka on the other hand beats people up on the regular for *fun*. As in, her beating down of people is just her playing around (All of her themes are pretty playful in a weird way).
But yes, if there is anyone who could unlock Rumimi's potential, by god is it Yuuka. Both are very youkai-like youkai in their own way.
I don't have another one of them together, so settle for a cute Yuukarin instead.

>>43248622
Yuuka could be the one to teach her to be a more effective youkai while the human "father" is the one who teaches her more mundane things. Then at the end of the day they can all get together and show her what it is like to have a loving family. It would be a nice little dynamic to have.

>>43250188
Balancing the youkai and the human to raise room right!

>>43254899
The scariest youkai are capable of convincingly masquerading as a human.

>>43147075

>>43255042
Making Room one of the scariest youkai in existence!
Darkness youkai need the power to go along with a title so grand!

>>43262273
big jiggly

>>43244139
Huh, I own a jacket much like that one. Only with a turntable DJ based design instead of a sports one, but no Room to go along with it :<

Maneater lookin pretty fleek n eff ayy tho

>>43266123

>>43247753
I WILL MAKE YOU CRYYY
I WILL MAKE YOU EAT

I always liked to think that Rumia used to be really powerful youkai but since mankinds fear of darkness have mostly subsided, so have her power along with it. It is mostly little kids anymore that fear the dark and even they grow out of it one day.

>>43267367
The darkness is the basis for all other fears though. It's the most basic form of the unknown, not being able to see.

>>43267376
And mankind learned to fight darkness unlike fear of the unknown which still can manifest even without darkness or blindness and which more logically would fuel someone like Nue.

>>43267367
that's a good explanation, kind of like how wriggle is small

>>43267376
And id say fear of the unknown is the basis of the all fears rather than darkness, darkness and not beign able to see is just 1 aspect of unknown.

>>43267360
built for headpats

>>43269372
Born to eat
Live to be patted

>>43271830
Why would we pet her.

>>43275296
Because she's cute.

>>43275296
Your daughterpet needs love and attention anon.

Imagine letting the cutest girl in gensokyo lose her thread.

>>43286625
That's one big meat! What animal is it from?

>>43286703
Your mom

>>43290363
Lol. I was gonna post that too but didn't for one reason.

>>43293087
Rumima has her moments where she's still a little immature.
And we all love her the more for them!

>>43286625
I love that artist's Rumia so much...

>>43296504
She's going to eat your testicles you know

1. Don't feed youkai
2. Don't feed Rumia
3. Don't feed yourself to Rumia

>>43296513
She won't if I feed her plenty of other things!

Do you think it will be easy to rape Rumia?

>>43296847
NO
ROOM IS FOR HUGGING PETTING AND LOVING

>>43297317
groomia more liek
haha

>>43296847
She's extremely physically strong. It'd be more practical to deceive her into segs.

>>43297317
TRUE, NO RAPE ALLOWED

>>43297317
The only thing I want to do with Rumia is help her live a happy life!

>>43307411
>>43307302
Good!

Do not stick your dick in the Rumba

>>43307976
Roomba

Tying Rumia's ribbon to expose her forehead!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_wd9Qf0IE
>codemonkey says someday, somehow
makes me cry everytime unironically

Good thread

>>43307976
You should not!

Cute monster

>>43314244
Actually kinda eerie

>>43314682
No she isn't!
She's a cute ̶c̶a̶n̶n̶i̶b̶a̶l̶ daughterhu!

>>43313178
Fuck i meant to post this elsewhere
i was just wondering where this post went

>>43147075
I want a whole fairy leg, s'îl vous plait.
ToT imagine the flavour

>>43314740
She can be both. Being kind of eerie only makes her that much cuter.

>>43317404
I still maintain she has some connection to the Crucifixion.
It would be fitting for a fairly Western youkai to be present at such an important event.

>>43314244
Shadow paizuri

>>43317593
Rumba is too insecure about her breast size to agree to something like that...

>>43317444
I'd say the crucifixion would have been well outside the sphere of relevance to a western being at the time that it happened. Unless Rumia was an Abrahamic demon, she'd have no reason to go out of her way to see the crucifixion of a random prophet, let alone know who that is. I could see her becoming fascinated by the religion after it established its self in Europe as its major religion though. Especially if we go by the interpretation that she is from Poland. Poland is known for having many churches and being very Christian in general.

>>43317602
Because they are too small or too big?

rumi n frends

>>43324131
Rumia's friends are... not the brightest.

>>43324131
Team 9!!

>>43325775
>>43324184
What fucker has been deleting all the images
can the trannies just fucking do their job normally

>>43147075
By far, my fav 2hu
https://youtu.be/A6APhMnKObA

I will take Marisa's ass please!

Darkness~
Darkness~
Hungry to the bone~

>Rumia is nearby

>>43333576
Very cute. Would like to feed her a cut of raw beef.

>>43333656
That was your mom

>>43333779
I'd throw her bits of steak and offal to pavlovian condition her to like me, like giving fish to a seal

Night crawler!
Beware the beast in black~
Night crawler!
You know she's coming back~

>>43334287
The only way to do it.

>>43336090

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>>43338278
It's all cute until she decides to just bite off the finger.

>>43338331
I'll let her have a little.
Rooms deserve a little fingermeat if they've been good girls.

>>43338352
I'd much rather just find some rando and chop their finger off to feed to her than my own.

>>43338422
And let another man enter your roomba? Cuck

>>43147075
You got veggies.

>>43343127
Why would a meatery sell vegetables?

>>43346902
Well we know where all the calories go...

>>43346906
Something is leaking

>>43346918
RUMI'S BUTT!!!!!!

>>43346918

>>43346906
>>43346931

>>43347078
Rumia's cleaning her teeth after having a big meal!

>>43346918
Very cute! Would pat on the head between the rabbit ears.

Rumia thinks a soup of Anon with mushrooms would be perfect this evening

>>43347882
Human meat tastes like pork, which doesn't go with mushrooms at all!
She'd be much better off with some more gamey meat like venison or boar, since the mushrooms won't go very well with the fat in farmed meats, and since humans sit around all day they have too high a fat content as well.



Or so i've been told.

>>43347882
I agree but tell her that I am from the outside world and the modern human diet has made my meat terrible for consumption. Instead I offer to help her catch not one but two humans who live on healthy Edo era diets.

Cannibal daugther is best daugther

The true complete darkness

>>43354502
When will you retards learn that cannibalism means eating the same species of yours and that a youkai eating a human is not cannibalism because its different species?

>>43355156
When will you learn to take a godamn joke

the rumia

She's hungry... Aren't there some human men around?

>>43286625
Built for rough impregnation

>>43355156
It's still easy for the mind to process it as such due to her human appearance.

>>43358728
What an odd place to count how many people you have eaten.
That's what's happening here, uh huh.

>>43147075
Everything? Even [REDACTED]?

>>43358728
What a little slut

>>43358728
I'm keeping away from Runaround Rumia.

>>43369456
Don't worry, she'll come to you

>>43369456
Those eyes don't look like they are taking no for an answer...

>>43376083
That anon clearly doesn't understand why Rumia is a predator nor about skirt predation

>>43376115
My dear daughter has become corrupted...
Who could have done this to her???

>>43376036
And I shall continue to distance myself from her.
>>43376083
If she won't take "no" then how about "never"

>>43382020
what is the mathematical chance of surviving a blowie from rumia?
what's the chance of still retaining your dick as well?

>>43381685
Your daughter is my loli sexslave, dude.

>>43346902
lewd...

>>43395705
It's just a little girl's back

>>43398798
Almost too lewd for a blue board