/jp/ - Otaku Culture

finally, we are free...

>>43231423
>>43231403
True and based, I try to shave it every week when I go to work.

>>43231449
Wtf is this real?

I wanna sniff danuki breath!!

>>43231449
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah POG

>>43231463
Pure confidence in that stride

I could write something today maybe I dunno

It can't be helped.

>>43231556
Steamy, intimate, breath-huffing session with a centaur or whitehorn.

Baph'o'met

>>43231561
Maybe but anon is still her master in the end...

>>43231556
Write about pregnant mamono!
> Just when you thought your pelvis was safe...
> Your wife's pregnancy hormones kick in

>>43231582
shapely figure

>In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city.
>Apophis is not the law. I am the law.

>>43232119
>Laborers, 1 minute past their allotted 5 minute break time, behind schedule, call it rookie.

why does my shog keep making food suspended in a weird grey aspic?
it's still delicious though.

>>43232119
i suppose we should consider ourselves fortunate ms anubis does not adhere to the oldest laws but she really ought to get with the times

>>43232371
Gelatin is good for your hair and nails.

fat

>>43231449
Do you charge your automatons with GaN Chargers and not the old fashion silicon based chargers?

>>43232420
What am I, a cat? Is Miss Shog just doting on me like some kind of pet?
> Oh, god, Miss Shog is
> Bathing me
> Feeding me
> Petting me
> She thinks I'm just her pet!
I am going to have to go show Miss Shog that I am definitely not some dumb pet. I might even have to hold her down and fuck her right in her dumb shog pussy.
Then she'll have to admit I'm not some pet for her to
> Buy "cute outfits" for when we're out together on walks
> Go with me on doctors visits to make sure we both hear what they say about me.
> Give flea and tick baths for days when we met that kikimora at the beach.

>>43232466
the fuck is this technobable, just plug 'em

>>43232466
with blood

>>43232466
clockwork key (erogenous)

>>43231449

Fuck werecats

>>43233686
i wish to, but it's that easy

>>43233709
*NOT that easy. clearly an hacker kut edited my post.

A Selkie enters your boat, demanding petting, high fives and fish. What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIqVteqBc1Y

>>43233844
i suppose i could high-five

Lilim appreciation post, I wish I woke up next to a lilim...

>>43233730
Just molest her ears and ignore any cry for mercy until She purrs.

>>43233844
I love sea seals but KC butchered them and put them on a generic anime girl. Sad and cringe.

>>43233935
leopard seals get up to 12 feet long
so maybe 3m selkie?

>>43233963
She is not a real sea seals mermaid, I'm not interested.

>>43233963
You have to eat all the penguins tho

>>43233991
i'm not sure i can eat the poor cute penguin.

>>43233935
Hate how a seal girl slot was wasted on cosplay joke

>>43233991
>>>/c/4215225
too furry

>>43234070
he just wanted a kigu mm, in japan the costume thing is more popular.

>>43234070
be neat if they could lean into the cosplay thing and wear other demonbeast skins

>>43234078
That's not even a button nose.

>>43233935
>>43234070
I mean isn't Selkie RL lord that they take off their seal wear as if it was a suit or just clothes? If so KC is staying true to that.

>>43234169
Yeah yeah, I know but still disappointed.

>>43234183
Though I'm curious how you would handle her? How would you present her?

>>43232119
Love dominant Anubis
She just needs some cuddles and lovin, she'll go easier on people then

>>43234455
I like both of those flavors of fox and everything in between.

Monsters will worsen your severe porn addiction with real sex

How do you deal with a sudden very high-level monster encounter as a level 1 adventurer?

>>43234622
I mean if you have sex alot, would you even bother with porn?

>>43234770
hug

Dwarves are just magical midgets they’re nothing special.

>>43234622
>porn addiction
>real sex
what?

>>43234622
Wha--?
How? How are you possibly going to stay addicted to porn if your wife is paying any attention to you at all?
> I'm into cosplay.
Boom, wife has outfits.
> I'm into shidding and farting.
Boom. Wife is eating all the beans.
> I'm into anal.
Boom. Wife buys a strap-on to use on you.
> I'm into handholding.
Boom. Wife holds your hand--even in public.

It's just that simple--you cannot find a pornographic endeavor that your wife can't replicate. PLUS she's hornier than you. That's one of the central themes of mamono--you're the one who's going to end up sexed out, not her.

>>43234770
Yandere Vibes.

>>43234770
play dead, just like with bears and tigers.

I had a dream about the vampire girl from MGQ last night. The lesson I learned is that gazers aren't the only girls you should never lock eyes with if you value your virginity.

>>43234770
Kite her back into town and use the town guard to defeat her with numbers.

>>43234817
> Fake your death in front of high-level monster.
> She has you dragged off to Miss Lich.
> Miss Lich immediately recognizes that you're faking.
> Locks you in a room with one of her "adopted children" and says you can come out when she's pregnant.
> Ghoulish End.

>>43234829
>I had a dream about the vampire girl from MGQ last night
qrd?

>>43234770
drop an arm then walk away

Here is your lich, bro
https://imgur.com/a/9CwXJZR

What's the song of her people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIx4srqU3BE

Good morning, everyone!
I see we've already had some lovely art and discussion, and I hope that all continues.

>>43234918
Not emotionless enough.

>>43231556
Kikimora and Shoggoth clean one another and prepare each other for Mastah. Could be lewd, could be not lewd, since for Kiki, cleaning the Shog is just cleaning the house.

>>43234918
She's all tattered.

Come out to play anon in this beautiful spring day, it's almost summer and your auntie is waiting for you outside

>>43235086
What does she think about having kids. Just curious haha.

>>43234829
We talked about this last thread.
Gazer, Basilisk, Cockatrice, Owl Mage, Vampire (according to legend), and Medusa all have powerful gazes. High level Succubi and other Inma (Arch Imp, Lilim) can probably get away with something as well.

>>43235086
would

I see a hag.

>>43234579
Hello my friend

R&I

>>43234770
tell her you got the wrong room

>>43235312
you can't just filename a furry as sith and get away with it anon!!!

>>43234770
Who is this demon?!

>>43234345
Pretends to be the greatest monster of all a human woman and if you can still love her she reveals her true monstergirl form and the two of you live happily ever after. In all seriousness monsters disguising themselves as humans then revealing their mamano nature when their new husband can't (or won't) escape is underutilized so it would be nice if selkie had a somewhat unique gimmick like that. Goes without saying that making her seal parts a sleeping bag instead of committing to a more monstrous aspect was a mistake too.

>>43234770
say hi and ask if she want to have a date, have the date, go to the inn, fuck the old girl till her hips give out

>>43235353
the leather club is two doors down?

>>43235361
I've heard there's a mischievous gang of cheshire delinquents that cast spells on anon's waifus to temporarily sith them for a day or two. So be careful when you plan a vacation to Wonderland! Don't go into those strange neighborhoods!

>>43235462
But you haven't presented what her form would be. As in her monster form.

>>43234918
Source?

>>43235557
Seal lower body like a mammalian lamia

>>43235542
always was

>>43234770
fight till the end
surrender,giving up and run away those words don't exist for me

>>43235677
way to get 2koma'd

>>43235554
what happens if my wife is already a sith?

>>43234770
ignoring her till she speaks then civilly talking then walking away, then going back to the cute autistic mob faced kiki inn owner

>>43234070
That's literally how the Selkie folklore works though? They're women who turn into seals with their skins, similar to how a Gallizenae may do it with an animal pelt.

>>43235709
See the bottom left panel of this comic: >>43235361
Giant ball of fur

>Make a hobby out of travelling across Zipangu and the Mist Continent repairing old abandoned unkempt shrines and temples alone
How long does handyman anon last?

>>43235599
Ah, I see. A seal mermaid basically

>>43234829
just wear sunglasses with mirrors, then if they try to use their eye beam at you they'll use it on themselves like a dummy.

>>43235803
he's doing pretty good if he makes it off the boat

what would you do if your classmate became a vampire, anon?
especially if she confesses her long time crush on you?
oh and also you have the ability to kill reality itself or something but that's not relevant right now.

>>43234829
Imagine getting coiled up by a lamia using her hypnotic eyes and voice, bonus points if they're a hebi using spirit fire too

>>43234829
so i should just go around with a blindfold and learn the ability to see with using my eyes?

>>43234870
The good ending

>>43235868
>oh and also you have the ability to kill reality itself
then I do it right away to fuck over my idiot neighbour Jerry.

>>43235693
???

>>43234829
so i should just go around with a blindfold and learn the ability to see without using my eyes?
damn so i can be the blind swordsman archetype then?sagsh

>>43235929
That's insta loss anon

>>43235955
Yes anon, blind yourself. Surely that won't make you more of a target for monsters, all helpless and vulnerable like that.

>>43234899
Not much to tell.
>On a night walk
>Heard a girl say my name and turned around
>Looked into her eyes and felt my body tense up
>Commanded to kneel and she drank my blood
>Complimented me on the flavor of my blood and said she would have to keep tabs on me
>Wake up after she put her hand in my pants and I got too excited

>>43235986
nah, i still need them but i both dont want to get controlled and not see any woman that is not one of my wives

>>43235086
Pudgy aunt needs to be more active and get a better diet. I guess I'll have to start cooking for her and going on runs with her until she finds a husband.

>>43235868
That depends. Is she cute?

>>43236078
very.
but she's competing with a giga super vampire that is quite literally the perfect being and also the avatar of the earth itself.
and also against a french woman but who cares about her.

>>43236133
I guess I'll have to pick one of the girls that have an actual romance route then. French it is.

>>43235868
Bone my sister, the twin maids, the old hag vampire, the nun, the vampiric alchemist, the cat familiar and her evil counter part, my old wizard sensei.

>>43236155
she'll get a route soon™
for some reason she's included in the side where you fuck your half demon sister

>>43236176
>old wizard
that the one with the red hair? fucking love mages with long crimson hair and a penchant for pyromancy

>>43236185
Far Side was always superior.

>>43236247
Yes. The beam spammer.

>>43236270
Sion has such a great design. Very arousing.

You cannot convince me that Geizah-chan has all those sharp teeth but isn't a biter. If nothing else, she'll nibble you now and again.

>>43236313
highly brushable teeth

>>43236313
>>43236325
Exotic mouths lead to extremely sniffable breaths. Gazer is on the top tier bucket list of girls' breath to sniff.

>>43236371
snouts are pretty exotic.

Is there ANYTHING that you can safely drink post-portal?
>Milk gets you claimed by a cow
>Alcohol gets you claimed by the drunk monsters
>Water gets you claimed by an undine
>Soda machines gets you claimed by pyrows
>Tea gets you claimed by Wonderland
>Juice gets you claimed by a plant
I don't know a monster that exclusively drinks coffee or produces it so maybe that's the safe option.

>>43236410
bear grylls style it is

43235709
43236402
>furfaggot subhuman
>responding to the /trash/tard attention whore on top of that
Rope yourself

>>43236313
Biters get the gag

The fact that the furshit isn't being deleted is further evidence that the jannies are the ones posting it.

>>43236410
Shirley Temple, to disappoint the alcoholic monsters

>>43236430
If you haven't noticed yet, it's always a circlejerk of same 2-3 faggots responding to each other. No idea what can we do about that trash, but getting visibly mad is probably not the solution.

>>43236410
Coffee gets you claimed by an Anubis

>>43236402
Look, I don't have a problem with siths per se. I would friend one, but anything intimate is off the table unless she's my last option. And I see breath sniffing as an intimate action.

That being said, the only girls that're hard nos on breath sniffing for me are mushrooms, succubi and all their subspecies, and foxes. And of course, the girls that don't have breath to sniff like slimes, skeletons, etc. So yeah, I guess I would sniff sith breath, but we're talking lowest priority here. Maybe a nice cu sith could be bumped up a few spots in the line, but that's a big, conditional IF.

>>43236410
arachne fiending for that caffeine

>>43236459
Ordering non-alcoholic drinks means that you have to be the one to drive the alcoholics home.

>>43236459
>The second you look away they put enough alcohol in it to make an oni blush
You will have drunken sex anon

>>43236490
riding on hammered ms whitehorns back trying to steer her stumbles in the right direction

>>43236461
People are too complacent about these waste of oxygen faggots. Everyone needs to start telling them to kys until they get the message.

>>43236508
I'd sniff Miss Whitehorn's breath first to make sure she really did drink heavily, so that I know that me riding her home isn't some ploy to trap me in her cabin and rape me fashionable deer style. Even if I know she's faking it, I'm still going to purposely walk into the trap.

>>43236522
doesn't tend to work well on attention seekers but you do you

>>43236490
I don't have a driver's license, so they have to walk home anyway.
>>43236498
Not taking eyes off the glass, then.

>>43236542
>I don't have a driver's license
Then you're not old enough to post here.

>>43236557
>Assuming they live in a state where you have to drive
Gay car dependence is gay

>>43236461
You, yourself, are responding to a false flag of concern trolling.

>>43236542
Oh you'll just get grabbed by an oni then. You can't escape mamonos anon

Not gonna lie lately these threads have been pretty bad.

>>43236564
I would rather be dependent on a car out in the sticks than live in a city full of niggers.

>>43236570
/monster/ has been sabotaging the threads so more Anons go to their shithole bunker. Just post as you normally would and ignore it.

>>43236566
Possible, but at least I'm showing that there are still some people who care instead of quietly leaving.

>>43236570
Yes for the same reason that's been said a hundred times already. All the retarded subhuman scum from /d/, /trash/ and various discord servers were riled up by KC telling the NTR faggots to fuck off and also some failed coup on the wiki.

>>43236604
Are bogeys really that big? I might need to reconsider my opinions on them.

>>43236637
Same is true of bogies.

I wanna sniff danuki breath morning, noon, and night!

>>43236604
Did he just pop a boner and that’s why she’s acting like that.

monster girls are defined by the size of their melee weapons

>>43236626
>e failed coup on the wiki.
ni hao failed?
The first chinese failure in centuries... Millenia, even.

>>43236693
She must be one of those elite variants, the red eyes are a dead giveaway.

>>43236693
When a mino's eyes have turned red, you're in serious danger. Even if she isn't expressing anger or distress outwardly, you're in danger. Well, your pelvis and virginity is in danger.

>>43236693
I like the ones fighting with bare hands. Jinkos do have big paws, so I'll count that.

>>43236729
squish those pads

>>43236729
Cute jaguar.

>>43236729
She could have great success fighting with these milkers as well.

>>43234770
I tell that i am sorry it was my first day, then turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>43235186
>High level Succubi and other Inma (Arch Imp, Lilim) can probably get away with something as well.
I remember KC mentioning evil eyes while describing Demonic pleasure tattoos,it's an impressive if somewhat delicate and expensive tattoo in the eye itself

>>43232851
Now that's a very loving shog!

>>43234770
R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1 R1

>>43236729
Yetis would make great fighters, if they wanted to be

>>43236862
Shog is your toilet. You shit in her mouth and you wipe with her tongue.

>>43236867
high level grappler for sure.
if you see a ribbed sweater you're done for

>>43233887
Imagine waking up with your head resting on her thighs.
I want to fuck Lilim thighs

>>43233887
Why is she looking at me like that?

>>43236922
She thinks it's funny that you don't know you're already raped

i never been but how close is /PMMM/ to the old madoka thread on /a/?

>>43236939
>you're already raped
But I'm not!

>>43231582
Yall need to stop posting these goats. I'm too coomerbrained to resist.

>>43236857
It's mentioned in the genie's extra info:
"As written in the profile, this time's update, “Genie-chan's” body is endowed with a spell formula for magic that grants wishes. Her very existence itself is a magical vessel which could be said to be almighty. There are various ways of using magic, such as chanting incantations or preparing magic circles... In other words, “spell formulas” are required. Basically, it is necessary to study them to a certain degree, memorize them, and practice. But they have the “spell formula” incorporated into their instinct itself as well as their biological structure in the first place, so just like humans innately know how to breathe, and wolves innately know how to bite their prey, they innately know how to wield magic. Races such as “owl mage”, “gazer”, etc. that are endowed with evil eye, wicked eye, and so on, and monsters such as “succubus”, etc. that are innately masters of seduction magic are the same way.

Also, there are broad categories of spells called “systems of magic”, like “necromancy”, “elemental magic”, etc. which have been mentioned in profile text. Among those, there is a system of magic called “teletomancy” which uses magic circles, altars, offerings, the performance of rituals, etc. to charge up mana and use big spells. The power Genie-chan uses is classified as “teletomancy”. You might be thinking, “Huh? There's no magic circle, nor even an altar. Besides, a ritual isn't even performed?”, but that's monster girls. Her body itself is the “altar”, and having sex with a man is used as the “ritual” for casting magic."

>>43236857
>>43237036
Here's the actual text for eye-related dark insignia:
"
With this location, the effects mainly appear while joined with one's partner and engaged in sex, but unlike in the case of the hips, it strongly effects the state itself of being connected and the skin to skin contact that occurs during sex, and it supports the feeling of ecstasy and fulfillment due to having the thighs and hips pressed closely together.

As in the case of the arms, effects are also apparent when wrapping one's legs around a man, and those who engrave on their legs tend to prefer things like locking their legs around a man during ejaculation and fixing the hips in place. Compared to the arms, it signifies an even clingier and more obsessive love which is even more perverted. In rare cases, insignia are engraved on the top and bottom of the feet, and as in the case of the hands, the effects kick in when touching a man with one's feet, or fondling the penis with one's feet. It's an indication of an even stronger desire to control than the arms.

Mainly engraved on the part of the cheeks below the eyes, or on the eyelids.

Insignia engraved here effect the target's vision. Generally boosting the power of the eyes to observe the opposite sex, resulting in quick-sightedness to focus more on sexual things. A man's slightest movements and subtlest changes will no longer be missed, and all of these observations will inspire arousal and ecstasy in those with insignia engraved here. Due to this effect, the gaze tends to gradually grow lewder. The presence of an insignia around the eyes signifies that one views the opposite sex in a sexual manner. On the other hand, in the case of married monsters, naturally, the only thing that comes into their gaze is their husband. An insignia for the sole purpose of observing one's husband signifies something like the following to him: “I'm always looking at you.” “You're always attractive.”

Additionally, it's possible to engrave insignia on the eye itself, but this technique is only possible for extremely advanced casters. When a spell formula is engraved on the eye, the power exhibited will be far beyond that of an ordinary insignia. Not only does it influence the vision, it also changes the eyes into what are called “evil eyes”, which exert influence even on those gazed upon."

>>43237016

>>43237053
maybe that's what is under ms ushi's seal

>>43234770
first, quaff a haste potion. (if you don't have haste, getting away may actually be impossible, even if you encounter them at the edge of your vision range). the one exception to this rule is if you have just descended a staircase; you will almost always be able to escape an edge-of-los encounter by reascending, even unhasted. unsurprisingly, this also means the best move, if near a staircase when the encounter happens, is to rush to it.
if you're in the middle of nowhere, haste and then read a teleport scroll.
if you're incredibly unlucky and walked right around a corner into them at close-range, read a blink scroll or cast blink to get some breathing room, THEN haste, then read teleport.
certain items may be useful in securing escape against particular out-of-depth foes, but that is outside the scope of this short guide, and do not replace these three major escape tools.

>>43237068
Eh no, the seal is something else entirely. It's basically something that holds back sexual desire.
"Q:What's the purpose of the eye seal of an Ushi-Oni?

A:It's a seal, or rather a talisman. It's purpose is to hold back the sexual desires of the Ushi-Oni. The sexual desires are in that held back state. Taking it off is a bad idea!"

>>43237072
Grabbable and squishable

>>43237072
Fitting for Wonderland anons

what if i asked haku too many questions?

>>43237110
>too many questions
There is no such thing. A true master is an eternal student.
Also she'll just take the opportunity to become your personal tutor.

>>43237125
>There is no such thing.

which mg is the dustiest?
which mg is the gustiest?
which mg is the rustiest?
which mg is the crustiest?
which mg the lustiest?
which mg the trustiest?

>>43237125
which mg is the sappiest?
which mg is the nappiest?
which mg is the yappiest?
which mg is the scrappiest?
which mg the snappiest?
which mg the happiest?

>>43237125
which mg the blaziest?
which mg daisiest?
which mg graziest?
which mg the laziest?
which mg is the wittiest?
which mg is the prettiest?

>>43237125
which mg is the snootiest?
which mg is the hootiest?
which mg the fruitiest?
which mg shootiest?
which mg the funniest?
which mg the sunniest?

>>43237125
which mg is the spreadiest?
which mg is the headiest?
which mg is the readiest?
which mg is the steadiest?
which mg the liveliest?
which mg the loveliest?

>>43237150
it's greenworm

Sometimes when I'm in the shower I like to imagine that I'm being sexually assaulted by an aquatic monster girl.
It gets really intense and I even hurt my head once. The orgasms are good though, I recommend it.

You have to eat ALL the eggs.

>>43237248
Would a monster let you lick in between her breasts after a work out?
It could be one of those things were rape and such is ok, but boob sweat is too far.

Careful walking alone at night. Roaming bands of beastman gyaru might corner you and invite you to fun social activities in an assertive but lighthearted way that makes you drop the barrier you've built to distance yourself from others emotionally.

>>43236603
I am more than fairly certain a majority of them don't give a shit about this site or thread.

>>43237201
>be sure to not drink your waifu

>>43237074
>Put on my Boots of Blinding Speed and use a scroll of Icarian Flight to escape said encounter
>do a sprint before jumping far away
>happen to land inside the closed petals of a dormant ancient arch-alraune
Not that thought out I suppose.

>>43237324
oh no, my fear of intimacy

>>43237324
they can taste the loneliness surrounding you and will fix you

>>43237125
>Sensei, what are your sizes?
>Sensei, what is your ovulation cycle?
>Sensei, will you wear this schoolgirl outfit I found in your closet?
>Outgrown it? Nonsense put it on please sensei

My cyborg berserker can't be this cute!

>>43237438
I know what the ladies like. The ladies like armor plating

>>43237433
Reptilian elf.

>>43237133
the devilbugs are the dustiest
the sylphs are the gustiest
the curse swords are the rustiest
the wisps are the crustiest
the succs lustiest
the kitsunes the trustiest

>>43234770
this is probably one of those scripted losses before the tutorial fairy shows me how to play

You know, a Alp Pyrow would be kind of hot.
I will not elaborate further.

Posted about a week ago how I was having trouble with writing some monster girl stories.
I found this green that I posted months ago, but it was at the end of the thread's life, so I thought I'd post it here to see what everyone thinks of the idea.

>Wake up bright and early
>Back’s a little stiff, but you feel rested enough
>Gotta get ready for work
>Shit, shower, shave
>Breakfast is just a bagel slathered in cream cheese
>You grab your keys, wallet and phone, but you have one more thing to do before you head to work.
>You walk over to the large repurposed fish tank you got from your cousin
>Lift the mesh lid to look inside
>you’ve laid down a bed of moss with a large piece of driftwood
>Laying across the driftwood, the terrarium’s occupant appears asleep
>You reach inside to grab her food and water dish
>No surprise when the little furred woman darts from her spot, latches onto your hand with her paws, and starts to bite you
>Feel the prick of a barb as her tail wraps around your wrist
>It hurts, as it always did, but you use your other hand to go about changing out her food and water while she’s distracted
>By the time you’re done, the biting has become licking and nuzzling
>Place one of her favorite treats in the tree and give her a pet between her ears
>Her little bat wings give happy flaps and you have to pull the tip of your pinky out of the tip of her tail
>It’s a nearly weekly event, but a quick one
>She isn’t a bad pet, just cranky in the morning
>Finish up and go to leave
>Look back and see your little Manticore sitting in her “tree” nibbling on her ill-gotten cookie
>The throbbing in your wrist will be a good reminder to go by the Pet Shop after work to see about getting her a friend
>The throbbing in your pants will remind you to pick up more Antivenom

>>43231449

>>43237324
>>43237411
Gyaru monsters will make me sing my favorite sing at a karaoke then I will cringe about that memory for years to come.

>>43237599
That's a girl, not a pet.
You sicko.

I think I can beat a Kakuen bare handed. No kidding. I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could. Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb. I have insane speed and reflexes matching my speed. I just have to wait for her to charge me, dodge her and bop her head hard. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish her. There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will power my friends and 2) It's not with your weak body that you'll do anything. Any men with a little bit of practice can take out a mamono with a knife. Bare handed it's not much more difficult, it just require more technique.

>>43237612
Reminder that karaoke clubs are a thing in Saida. That entire island is one of the first places I want to visit after the portals open.

>>43237629
Do a little twirl on your kicks and maybe she'll tickle you.

>>43237609
My loving six year old wife.

>>43237612
>they record your lovely singing voice
>always show it to you so you cringe
>take you out to more karaoke and parties to get more cringe on you
dangerous gyarus

>>43237664
>karaoke tape blackmail into more karaoke
villains, the lot of them

>what monster girls envision men in our reality who like monsters to be like
Cute, shy, girly white boys with long blonde hair with bangs covering their bright blue eyes
>Reality
Carl Brutananadilewski

Holy cow!

>>43237760
evil cow

>>43237760
>>43237795
One offers you a freshly baked cookies along with a glass of warm milk.
The other shoves her teat into your mouth while masturbating.

>>43237828
if only i knew which one

>>43237828
The latter bakes you cookies after the fact btw.

>>43237731
>Cute, shy, girly
Gay, we know beast women love hairy men that are either skinny or muscular.

>>43237834
>evil cow hands you a plate of cookies and a glass of milk
>laughs at her evil plan of pampering you into her husband
>the cookies are shaped in hearts and little cows

>>43237879
straight out of a devil's guidebook

>>43237852
You got it flipped around, bud. It's the dainty, dignified monster ladies that prefer hairy brutish men while the beast girls want a man with excellent hygiene and a strong sense of etiquette (who else is going to groom them proper?)

>>43237893
Damn extremists spreading out their vile ideas.
How are men supposed to resist such unfair methods?

Hot
Dragon
Paizuri

>>43238013
it's okay.
now lava golems on other hand...

>>43238030
Super underrated girl

>>43234770
Befriend and recruit her into my party with the use of the following starter class skills
>manipulating
>mansplaining
>manhandling
>manspreading
>manwhoring

>>43237969
They're not, and that's the point. They've learned the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
We are doomed to extremists in naked aprons serving us the most delectable homemade cakes, cookies, fires, tendies and pizza

Remember to tell your hound that you're taking her to the park when secretly you're driving to the doctor's office

>seeing the sights of the cat kingdom
>vip booth in the cat yowling opera
>walking the windy slanted streets at night
>watch the public walk of shame for the bad toms
>oddly egyptian themed festivals
>gently ushering away all the stray cats around you unless you want to prolong your stay indefinitely.

>>43238053
>convince yourself that you won't lose to demons
>demon neighbor invites you over for some home cooking
>cry out that you lost to demons after eating her cooking
>she doesn't get it, but she's happy you like her cooking

>>43237150
>>43237145
>>43237142
>>43237135
>>43237133
The one back home

>>43238053
It's not fair, I want to pamper her with homemade cooking.

Reminder that eventually we will run out of ancient evils and have to settle for young evils

>>43238191
this is why i sustainably source my ancient evils

>>43238013
Is it the dragon that's hot or the paizuri?

>>43238191
I prefer evils that are around my age

>>43238191
but young evils just want to rob banks or take over towns. i need an evil that wants to dominate the world

>>43231449

>>43238191
stronger harder faster better evils

>>43238191
I can go with an ancient good.

>>43238217
>Evil monster is just a late 20s Christmas Cake
>Most evil thing she's done is forcing a village to give her food tributes
>It shows

>>43238235
those are in plenty of supply, just be careful that she will get baby crazy after seeing all her former enemies married with children

so what type of clothes would the mob faced bunnies would wear
Also am i doing better drawing cute faces?

>>43238264
Cat ears only is obviously the best option.

>>43231449
What will she do with this fisho?

>>43238191
the rehabilitation programs are running smoothly

>>43238324
she's a cat, so eat it, i presume.

>>43238286
Daisy dukes.
That bunny does look cute, Anon.

tell me anons, where do (You) think MGC's various districts and landmarks are located?

>>43238324
give to anon as an engagement gift

>>43238356
Well there’s got to be hag ville that is on the outskirts of MGC.

>>43238398
and the quarantine zone surrounding it, of course

>>43238356
who rules the spoopy estate?

>>43238431
snoopy

>>43238398
I thought that was a separate place now?

>>43238431
Mistress Madame Malevolencia von Spoopy!
The estate used to be run by a vampire family, but you know how that always goes--dhampir daughter shows up, wrecks up the place, and the family ends up moving out in embarrassment.

>>43238353
so daisy dukes with a tied up vutton up shirt acting like a croptop?

>>43238320
Isn't the only flat chested YGO harpy?
Puberty hit her like a truck.

>>43238452
she sounds pretty spoopy herself

>>43238455
feels like they'd have the cartoonish white gloves, not quite as huge as the mouse, but definitely that style

How do I explain to a dragon that I can't care if she "ruled over the lands for centuries" or "Am the strongest being in all of the land" and that I'm still gonna need her to pay her taxes on her gold hoard?

>>43238455
Yep.
>>43238483
Sounds more on cartoonish side, but nice gloves can be cute.

Gonna drink onions milk in front of holsts and minos.

>>43238503
Ogres approve.

Such a mundane, low-level, unassuming species of mamono. Yet secretly the most powerful and most envied by all other mamono, except for some deranged goats and their cult following. All the other mamono like to imitate them. Their men like them to imitate them.

Holsts are powerful.

>>43238516
As a wise goblin once said: "Boobs... Awesome."

>>43238483
>>43238496
She is gonna have the big paw hands

>>43238516
i don't think people underestimate the holst

>>43238544
I don't care about big fat tits, I care about the lady they are attached to.

>>43238516
Ded cow the most dangerous of them all.

>>43238217
>in her twenties evil
>daughter of a powerful ancient evil but is nowhere near as infamous as her
>her minions are just delinquent mamano being paid to pretend that they're her henchmen
>most of her evil plans are just her trwying to seduce anon in the most chuuni way possible

>>43238568
even the emotionless lich is happier when she became part cow, can their reign of big boobed terror ever be stopped?

>>43234870
>Locked in a cell with Ms Goul
H-how will I get her pregnant if she insists on finishing with a blowjob everytime?

>>43238568
Ded cow milk on its own is inferior to live cows
It's stellar when used in frozen yogurt though

>>43238646
This elf is part gote

>>43238592
Oh, Anon, she'll insist on that at first, obviously, but all you have to do is mention something like:
> "I want to introduce you to my family"
or
> "I could go for some chicken wings."
And suddenly a very nervous ghoul will consent to
> Missionary position,
> Handholding,
> LOVEMAKING.
I hope you like squirters.

>>43238611
don't waste the image limit on AI trash

To whichever one of you infiltrated my dreams and thwarted my attempt to get raped by a Hellhound: Fuck you.

I want a loli wife
Can I get one?

>>43238657

>>43238692
Best I can do is this smol Ushi. Also, I kinda already gave her your name and location, so, uh, Good Luck, Anon!

>>43238692
>I want a loli wife
Who doesn't?

>>43238704
I accept my fate of being the husband of a loli Ushi

>>43236410
Brawndo's got what anons crave

>>43238692
it's permissible

>>43238488
That isn't how it works. If you can take it from her then you don't have to explain, and if you can't take it from her then she doesn't have to pay.

>>43238736
It's like having sex with a tractor-trailer in a parking lot (you know you want to).

>>43236410

>>43235803
Only if you have an old-bit well-kept scooter, wear a tattered bandana and sandals, and have a cheery but melancholic outlook on life, always looking to the next horizon as you travel to seek your next adventure
>The Hebi from S1E1 makes an appearance at the end of the show, revealing how she followed you throughout your adventures helping from the shadows so that you'd be there when you were finally ready to give up wandering and accept her as your wife>>43235733

>>43238577
>her minions are just delinquent mamano being paid to pretend that they're her henchmen
Nah, they're just her friends from school trying to help a gal out

How does your Manticore wife react when other mamono call her tail pussy disgusting?

>>43238899
she doesn't care - she only needs me to like it and I do

>>43238899
doesn't seem like a thing that happens

>>43238910
It's not but personally I find tail pussies disgusting. It's like having your dong flopping out.
But I'd still take a lolicore.

>>43238899
She introduces them to tail vore.

>>43238922
What about centaurs, then? All the horse-types just have their horse puss just out there in plain sight.

>>43238941
monsters are pretty lack about dress code

>>43238951
lax, even

>>43238922
So would you consider a Manticore wearing clothes with some pouch where she hides her tail?

>>43239029
Modest and good.
>>43238941
I don't like them but impossible to hide.

>>43238738
Cheeky brats need correction from adults

>>43239107
It's enough that I'm crazy, can I have a sane Shirohebi?

I paid a Dragon heroine adventurer to delve into a haunted crypt roving with undead to retrieve an important family heirloom of mine, an old enchanted goblet, but for some reason she's telling me the gold I offer alone isn't enough! She won't go away and just let me be with my goblet. Whatever do I do?! She's not gonna take my goblet is she?!

>>43239129
ms hebi is the sane one; it's the world that's crazy.

>>43239146
Okay, I will trust her unconditionally.

Lich and Wight fighting over who gets anon!

>>43239282
They would never fight, they're best friends! They'll just share anon

>>43239282
Lich and Wight come to a truce to share anon!
....he's already long gone by then because a Chesh took him.

>>43238324
We need to wait until the next episode to find out.

>>43238802
The fuck was that reply for.

>>43239282
Phantom coming up through the floor and yoinking anon while they're distracted!

>>43239389
you know she's rolling up in a spooky stagecoach

>>43239413
Or crashing through a window to whisk Anon away on her arm

>>43239137
>"paying you back some other way" means getting paid in actual money instead of sexual favors in mamono territory
>Anon tries to pay the agreed upon amount to a griffon adventurer for a job she did
>everyone in the guild looks at him like he's crazy

bear in mind when a friendly alraune is chatting you up from what you believe to be a safe distance, they are burrowing their roots towards you in order to pin your legs and capture you

If you rock and stone, you're never alone.

>>43239703
Not true, monsters aren't devious tricksters. Especially alarunes, why do you think they smell so sweet?

>>43231449

I don't like the way Shog is smiling at me. Why's she so sinister?

Slimes are the scariest girls, they'll get into your pants no matter what you do.

>>43239790
She's just happy she found a master that'll get addicte- I mean use her services anon

>some weird spade-shaped tendril is coming out the candle ashes
>get curious and pull on it
>”mmnh” from under the table
>rub it with your thumb and notice how soft and slippery it is
>”aahhhn~!” and the table starts rumbling
>notice succusister underneath and then lick it to tease her
I love bullying nuns

>>43239804
I'm afraid she has malicious intentions for me. I'm going to ask her to move out and sign a paper relieving her of services.

>All monster girl movies have a 1 hour long post credits scene where its nothing but sex (be it the protagonists couple/antagonists/entire cast/etc)
yay or nay?

>>43239899
Please god no, Marvel's after credits would drive me insane
Also rip theater workers they're going to have to clean up a lot more mess

>>43239826
>How to get raped and indoctrinated into a cult of the fallen god

>>43239860
>You habd her the papers
>Her smile falters before growing wide enough to make a Cheshire shudder
>You turn to go outside but the doors are all gone
Anon you shouldn't have done that, maybe she'll let you out after a few days, or weeks.

>>43239826
Procreate,multiply and be fruitful with Echidna nun

>>43239860
Anon, you fool... if you relieve Shog of service then she no longer has to take orders from you! That means she can do whatever she wants to you!

>>43240019
Not true! They're very submissive, like all monsters. If you don't want to get raped, put your palm out in front of you with your fingers spread, and say "NO". Have a order purity ring too

Which bug would claim you instantly? For me it's spiders, I'm submissive, sensitive and I squirm a lot even if I don't want to.

>>43240019
>release shog
>she's free to do as she pleases
>captures you and demands that you make a mess for her to clean and give her orders
>forces you to request extravagant dishes for her to cook for you
>spend a considerable portion of your day spilling drinks into the carpet and looking for fancy recipes online for her to make

>>43240115
Easily the bee. Gotta save those pollinators

>>43240115
ushi oni, oomukade, mothman probably have the best shot

>Join the reptile cult
>Didn’t read the fine print
>Turns out they worship all reptiles not just snakes
>Try to leave
>Get grabbed by high priestess dragon for ceremony
>Said ceremony is fertilizing her eggs

>>43240115
ms khepri (x5)

>>43239899
Nah, I prefer the content to be balanced, my favorite is the buddy cop movie Green Recruit, A Story about a rookie cop Greenworm who is partnered up with a grizzled Hellhound Police Detective who may be corrupt, will they stop the anon who has been stealing innocent monsters panties or will they have their panties and possibly even their hearts stolen.

>>43240115
>>43240132
SPIDERS ARE NOT BUGS,If you call an ushi-oni a bug you WILL get raped

>>43240144
>is this really part of the religion?
>yes, it says so right here on this ancient edict
>dragon holds up a napkin that says men have to have sex with the cult leader
>ink is still wet
>now take off your pants

>>43240144
>joining any cult
>ever
Your fault. Meanwhile me over here at Church in Ordertown worshiping the Chief God, safe from all manner of Mamono ever.

>>43240144
i want to be cast down into the snake pits for eternity

>>43240162
i don't know about you guys but once i'm over there i'm starting or joining a cult really quick

>>43240160
bug is bug

>>43240115
1. Ushi-Oni
2. Oomukade
3. Jorou-Gumo
4. Arachne
5. Devil Bug
Most of the rest have a shot, but these would all be able to claim me trivially, while, say, wonderworms or mothmen are more iffy.

>>43236893
>burst into Lilim's Throne Room
>brush aside the half-dozen high-level monster guards that leap to engage you
>In a bellowing voice, announce
>I WANT TO FUCK LILIM THIGHS
>shock and amazement on everyone's faces
>scandalized Kiki maid drops the tea service in surprise
>Various Demons, Dragons, Dark Musketeers etc. turn curious eyes on the Lilim to see her response
>Blushing furiously, the mighty Lvl 99 Lilim agrees to hear your proposal with much stuttering and awawawa-ing
>After some negotiation, her demon general arranges a compromise--Anon will fuck Lili-samas thighs, but only if the Demon Army is allowed to watch--er, chaperone
>To make sure Anon doesn't try any funny business
>Day of the Ceremonial Thigh-Fucking arrives
>all 69 Legions of the Her Infernal Lowliness, UnderLady of Lust, Lilim-Commander of the Order of Eros, 1,314 Child of the Demon Lord herself, etc etc. assembled for the show
>Preparations have been going on for a week
>Demon Army technical brigades of Gremlins have setup ultra-HD 16k relays so every unit can see the action happening in detail
>Starting town tavern has been working overtime to provide refreshments
>heroes and adventurers from across the realm are gathering to keep an eye on the rowdy demon army
>Lilim is dressed in scanty white silk, 2 strips of which barely cover her erect nipples, and the third covering her pink pussy
>everything else is bare, to prevent anything impeding your access
>Her womb tattoo, glowing so deeply its almost purple against her pale pink skin
>You stand on a raised dias, holding her from behind, her wings held at their maximum span by silk cords, while her tail is wrapped tightly around your bare midriff, the spade nestled firmly against your chest
>Her Demon general insisted that, in order to prevent anything untoward, both of you have your hands restrained
>for some reason she decided to restrain them so your hands lie on top of hers, with your finders intertwined from behind, while she rests them in front on the ballistrade
>At the General's command, you slip your cock in between her thighs
>they practically sizzle with physical heat, and she's so wet that her dripping pussy provides more than enough lubrication
>The teasing sensation of the silk pussy-curtain fluttering against your glans feels godlike
>the Demon General calls out the pace, with the thundering of military drums
>THRUST
>At the first thrust the Lilim squeezed her thighs and moans
>she's only a little shorter than you, and with every thrust your cock, held horizontal only by her thighs, presses hard up against her dripping sex
>THRUST
>You plunge again, savoring the silky warmth of her thighs, the lewd wet squishing of her tortured pussy, the tingling coolness of the silk, then the stifling heat and tightness as you withdraw
>You continue, gradually picking up the pace, her fingers clenching against yours, body shaking and tail tugging you back and forth as she gets herself off from the sensation
>The Demon General frowns, noticing this interplay
>She strides over, running a talon up your naked, sweating back as you plunge back and forth between the Lilim's silky thighs
>"Oh, my, it appears my Mistress is about to cum"
>she reaches up and cruelly tugs the Lilim's left nipple, causing her to squeal and moan
>"You'd better cum quickly, otherwise she'll surely disgrace herself in front of the whole army"

Would you be able to hold out, Anon? or would you save the Lilim's dignity and blow a fat load in between her thighs?

>>43237036
I wanna kiss those star designs on her belly. I wonder if other Genies have unique designs?

>>43240115
I've had more dreams about spiders than possibly any other bug girl. I suppose that could be taken as a sign.

>>43240160
That's all bullshit, Anon.
> "Ushi-oni are bugs!"
> "Ushi-oni are BUGS!"
> "Ushi-oni are BUUUUUUUUGS!"
See? Nothi--

>>43237629
>Le pavé MMA
Kek