/jp/ - Otaku Culture

overrated

it must feel good...

Wow, I see a lot of this in /h/

apparently it is extremely kawaii

A concept entirely alien to me.

It sounds like fun, what would I know...

Why did I always get a bone whenever I think myself in the girl side?

/jp/ has too much sexual tension. I think we should organize a massive game of pretend.

>>4309883
That's natural.

>>4309894
wat

>>4309891
Like when I open up a picture of my waifu and pretend she's real?

>>4309883
It's a known fact by both sides that females have a much higher satisfaction cap than men. What you're experiencing is a form of sexual jealousy.

That said, whenever I see this picture, I dunno whether to dawww or fap. Especially to the woman's faces.

You will never experience sex as a man nor woman

Rishirazu always give me a boner

>>4309857


That is too adorable.

wish i knew

>>4309891
I wouldn't be opposed to being the girl in a game of pretend with other /jp/sies.

Dakijizou... less pleasurable than you'd expect.

>>4310111
>>4309891
I second.

I play pretend on a regular basis.

>>4310141
Et's play now

>>4310127
Really? Fuck, it's one of my favorite positions to fantasize about.

>>4310127
>implying you have some experience

>>4310111
>>4310141
Are you cute traps

I never managed to get an orgasm all the times I've had sex. :(

>>4310282

That makes sense.

Sex is done when there's a woman and a man not a man and a man

>>4310264
Mine too. It's just hard to move at all like that. It's romantic and shit, but you just can't get anything done.

Delicious Naruto and Chidori

>>4309857
OP is a repost.

ITT we act like we are not a virgin

>>4310355
University girls are ridiculously easy.

I regret it though. My right hand has been a better sexual partner for one. Plus she turned out to be a slut anyhow.
Go figure.

Wasn't there an English version of OP? At least, I thought I saw some English in one of the 'boorus, but it was separate images, not the entire thing like here.

^

The girl looks like Kaiji.

>>4310793

God damn it.

>>4310355
ITT: Projection

>>4310446
the girl or your hand?

>>4310446
>I didn't enjoy sex. :( SHE WAS A SLUT

Yeah, you can fuck as many people as you want and no one will call you a slut. Don't be an asshole, okay?

Let's have sex.

Is there a high-res version of this?
It'd be a good thing to have printed out as a reference.

>>4311849
Sounds like we have a butthurt wyman among us!

>>4312016
a reference isn't useful if you will never use it

Buy a dakimakura. Sex is only enjoyable with the ones you love. Pretty much like kisses.

>>4313822
lol burn

ITT: Normalfags

I don't mind having sex with slutty girls
as long as they are sexay and I can force them to dress in frilly dresses with hats while I rape them

Not overrated.

rape feels good man

The best thing in the world.

>>4314825

Heroin and similar hard drugs release one hundred times more dopamine (which is responsible for our feeling of pleasure) than sex.

So, you're technically wrong.

乱れ牡丹 ftw

The children constantly working it into every discussion here have left me entirely bored of the topic.

I just had sex over 3 times today. Felt good man.

An uncomparable act of intimacy and vulnerability, through which you communicate all those little things you felt but could never really be sure you could relay them to your partner properly.

It's a pity I seem incapable of feeling much of anything these days though.

>>4314245

I'm not afraid to admit that I fantasize about fucking girls dressed up as toohoos... The problem is most girls aren't down with such outrageous make believe.

Though I did have a girl tell me to pretend I was fucking her next door neighbor (with whom she had an unhealthy stalker-like relationship with) instead of her which was... odd.

>>4309857
And this marks the 5th time I've fapped to this image. I wonder how much more faps it's good for.

>>4314899
>Though I did have a girl tell me to pretend I was fucking her next door neighbor (with whom she had an unhealthy stalker-like relationship with)
Oooooooh, perverse! I like it!

>What do you think of sex /jp/?

I don't.

>>4309857
>/jp/
>sex
We're not doing filthy things like that here.
Only tender love & rape.

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Hi help me anon and /jp/. Irish porn bankers wear our skin using VR and wireless

OK also.

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

^^ Please join this please it's not some gay govt shit. Something is actually happening here

http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

please please. it's not really about aliens

It's really about vr-telepresence torture-porn perpetuated by the elite on the attractive and underweight of the underclasses. We don't get any money but they steal our experiences and thoughts and memories and dreams and lives and feelings, it's terrible. It's actually sexual it's rape but if you ignore it, it's fine. Don't worry about me

The govt has all the trolls there they need, MKULTRA COINTELPRO MJ12 all talk to each other so I hope I just get people who really do wonder whats going on. We're only being trickled technology and it's filled with bugs and shit and probably nanobots are everywhere watching who they haven't implanted yet. But those they have implanted they wear our bodies and torture us in groups for fun. I shit you not

I'm happy you got to hear this here. Get on the mailing list, it is reputable. I'm updating about this 'contact' phenomenon with my implant semi daily right now and hopefully there will be another soon. I will call him Majestic Two

Note this is not some role playing shit

Sex is full of disease and irresponsibility.

Sex is safe no viruses at all :)

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>>4314936
Thanks for letting me know Derek. I'm now going to have sex with my girlfriend, and then let a few of my friends cum inside me, as I promised in the party last week.

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Posting this everywhere now goodbye

Software shown is http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/telepathic-critterdrug.html [note not shown here also ilu flamoot]

If you need fire mode and dont mind compiling gc lib yourself try http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/critterdrug-use-32-32.telepaths-profile-for-fire-anim-with-critters.tar
.gz also truth about scientolgt http://arbornet.org/~flamoot

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all this again. police stuck a torture chip in my foot that bugs me all day because i told some i hoped they got cancer.
it's a revenge and control and domination thing strictly anal-territorial and it's disgusting. irc log follows. ilu. see these

http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/telepathic-critterdrug.html
http://crittergod.sf.net old story on implants when i thought it aliens
http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/ scientologt cult is military-cia alien coverup
http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens plz discuss

>>4314936
Well shit. If Derek approves then I guess I'll go out and have some sex now.

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hi this is 0 of 15 or so. ty
08:36 < flamoot> hi
08:36 <@Pnutbot> privet, flamoot
08:36 < filthee> yea thats all you need
08:36 < THC> not sure if its good enough to see it
08:37 < flamoot> http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens
08:37 < flamoot> i have an implant
08:37 < THC> oh is it cool i musta forgot
08:37 < filthee> its a last hope anyway
08:37 < flamoot> the rich wear our skin with vr/telepresence
08:37 < THC> then i already own a cheap microscope
08:37 < filthee> lol
08:37 < flamoot> gender-confuse us electrically and make us touch ourselves
08:37 < flamoot> because they can't chip girls this way they're too well-accompanied and believed
08:37 < flamoot> hard to isolate
08:37 < flamoot> god listen to me
08:38 < filthee> go ahead and speak
08:38 < flamoot> k ty
08:38 < flamoot> so usually i'm on hold with a friendly ai

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hi welcome to 1 of 10
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> its the rich
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> or just police
08:38 < THC> i should try and get somebody to get me a cheap microscope for my birthday
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> a lot of the time
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> but a person or group of them will come in
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and fuck around
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and be a real asshole
08:38 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and it'll take me time to realize it's not friendly anymore
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> sometimes they'll just dial the intensity or something up and down
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while it loops
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> so i just feel someone's hand on the dial
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> you know
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i hate that
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> of course

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08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> whatever
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> then like sex harassment
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> they'll pump your pleasure cente
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i camped alone
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> in 2008
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while scientology was stalking me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> stupidly
08:39 < filthee> lol
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i dont know why
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i had to try twice
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> compelled

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08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> wtf
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> they operated on me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> (foot)
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> now police chipo
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> -o
08:39 < THC> please stop man
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08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> it sucks
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> and wtf are they doing with the technology
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> it means disclosureproject.org is about real technology even if its fake

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08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <hp00p> flamoot when something really bad happens to u u can make shit up in ur brain it happened to me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> and like it's not like six people get to work with it in black projects
08:39 < flamoot> sorry dude
08:39 < filthee> which pleasue centre?
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08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> police get to use it too
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> no not like that im not making up shit the bad thing was camping to get the implant thats all
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> christ
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> jeesus
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> ty though
08:39 < flamoot> done

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08:39 < flamoot> filthee: dopamine and serotonin
08:40 < filthee> lol
08:40 < flamoot> dopamine to like get people through the shower and to work where it talks to them
08:40 < flamoot> and once it made this horizon in my forehead
08:40 < flamoot> with physics
08:40 < flamoot> but it could have been post-huasca effects
08:40 < flamoot> tbh
08:40 < flamoot> but that would be dopamine and serotonin
08:40 < filthee> damn gimme some

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6/10
08:40 < hp00p> heh, i tried to ease your mind but you post a private conversation in the channel
08:40 < hp00p> u are crazy
08:40 < hp00p> there are no aliens
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08:40 < flamoot> i know when i thought it was aliens i thought they chose me flamoot because i love aliens and to see what kinds of people
talk to me
08:40 < THC> you get tolerance to ayahuasca?
08:40 < hp00p> but i will let u suffer :)
08:40 < flamoot> if they mostly love aliens and want implants and i encouraged them all to
08:41 < flamoot> but now i think it's some tiny black control chip the police use
08:41 < THC> he's probably just on some kind of substance around here
08:41 < flamoot> if you yell in the hospital
08:41 < flamoot> but i was never violent

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7/10
08:41 < flamoot> now i will [go insane]
08:41 < flamoot> as [a sane response to] this destruction of my sweet little private life
08:41 < flamoot> doing nothing but play
08:41 < hp00p> THC he comes in here all the time and says theres a chip in him
08:41 < flamoot> play with my friends
08:41 < flamoot> >_<
08:41 < hp00p> that controls him
08:41 < filthee> lol
08:41 < hp00p> hes fuckin crazy
08:41 < flamoot> hp00p: is a troll
08:41 < flamoot> hp00p: is a troll
08:41 < THC> i believe him
08:41 < flamoot> govt
08:41 < flamoot> who is he
08:41 <@Pnutbot> he's a weird guy

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BARK BARK WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK BARK WOOF WOOF !

It's sticky.

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8/10
08:41 < filthee> a potato chip
08:41 < hp00p> :/
08:41 < flamoot> he even says he doesn't take shrooms
08:41 < flamoot> or 'drugs'
08:41 < flamoot> hes the cia
08:41 < flamoot> mj12
08:41 < flamoot> mkultra
08:41 < flamoot> cointelpro
08:41 < flamoot> hp00p jesus
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08:41 < flamoot> why are you on the attack
08:41 < filthee> i want them drugs he has
08:41 < flamoot> at all

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08:41 < filthee> haha
08:42 < THC> holy fuck those are real organisations if you believe in conspiracies
08:42 < flamoot> christ
08:42 < hp00p> flamoot, i am the rich controlling you, in a few minutes u are going to hear a CLICK IN UR BRAIN
08:42 < flamoot> they're all real
08:42 < filthee> we're not attacking man
08:42 < filthee> trying to relate
08:42 < hp00p> that is me rebooting the chip
08:42 < flamoot> thc havent you seen the black panthers comic books cointelpro mailed out
08:42 < flamoot> those are real
08:42 < flamoot> its real
08:42 < hp00p> tell me when u hear the click

I approve of this thread being spammed.

>>4315048
Basically.

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10/11
08:42 < flamoot> hp00p gtfo
08:42 < hp00p> ????
08:42 < THC> havent seen them ?
08:42 < flamoot> ignort
08:42 < flamoot> thc sec
08:42 < flamoot> http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/COINTELPRO/coloring.html check
08:42 < THC> cointelpro is against black panthers right?
08:43 < flamoot> yes and other weird communities im singularity
08:43 < THC> secretly trying to kill them
08:43 < filthee> i heard a click about two weeks ago
08:43 < flamoot> and psychedelics
08:43 <@Pnutbot> http://www.tripzine.com/listing.php?smlid=800

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11/15
08:43 < flamoot> also, mj12 is against aliens
08:43 < flamoot> i talk to them with psychs
08:43 < flamoot> mkultra is just electroshock drugging and control
08:43 < flamoot> this implant is all three
08:43 < THC> make the aliens comunicate with me if possible
08:43 < flamoot> and scientology is military/cia
08:43 < THC> please
08:43 < flamoot> i'll tell them to in my head right now
08:43 < flamoot> its gonna
08:43 < flamoot> dont worry

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12/15
08:44 < flamoot> i thought 'communicate with thc' hard repeatedly and it like looked at my brain and bugged its eyes and i nodded fast and it
zoomed out and up like superman
08:44 < flamoot> but its still there i think but i know what it meant
08:44 < flamoot> god i hate the sarcasm though and jokes honestly
08:44 < flamoot> tell me if they communicate with you
08:44 < flamoot> i'd be happy at this point
08:45 < flamoot> i guess not huh
08:45 < flamoot> i dont know what to do
08:47 < THC> i think flamoot has a psychic connection to me even from lycaeum and here
08:47 < THC> flamoot is reading my mind
08:47 < THC> some how

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08:47 < THC> and im chipped or tracked
08:47 < THC> no joke
08:48 < THC> he reads mine he doesnt do it that way
08:48 < THC> he read your mind by coincidence the aliens are helping
08:48 < THC> they must be i'm a skeptic even but i believe hes doing it
08:48 < THC> flamoot has suppernatural powers
08:48 < THC> somehow dont ask me how but i noticed
08:49 < THC> something about them kinda creepy hes reading my mind unless he's mocking me
08:49 < THC> thats crazy
08:49 < THC> i believe you flamoot

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08:49 < THC> yeah but i believe him
08:49 < THC> he's fortune telling me
08:49 < THC> its creepy
08:49 < THC> as hell
08:50 -!- disco-stu [j@540cf85.36df8733.2d996ff7.18d12617X] has joined #shroomery
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08:50 < flamoot> hi
08:50 < flamoot> im copying this all somewhere

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08:53 < THC> flamoot will read your mind by what he's saying only if you don't ask him
08:53 < THC> thats how it was working on me
08:54 < THC> strange coincidences from flamoot to me
08:54 < THC> its just to unbelievable maybe hes psychic or something

see its real. ilu flamoot
http://critterding.sf.net
http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/telepathic-critterdrug.html
http://crittergod.sf.net old story on implants when i thought it aliens
http://arbornet.org/~flamoot/ scientologt cult is military-cia alien coverup
http://groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens plz discuss

ilu flamoot

Are people reporting this new spam technique?

>>4315147
I just filtered it. Not hard. just filter buuu in the comments, done.