/jp/ - Otaku Culture

because everyone knows that no matter how much aya or hatate cry about it, megumu will ALWAYS be their boss

That's not the best tengu!

>>42965974
I love you Aya!
I love you Aya!
I love you Aya!

>>42961658
>best tengu
you posted the wrong one.

>>42965945
Being the boss don't make you the best.
It just makes you richer and more powerful
And I desperately want to fuck Aya's virgin pussy god please I want to sniff and lick it so bad I don't ask for much just this once let me get kidnapped by a horny tengu to be used as her personal breeding partner.

>>42961658
What is that trash design? Looks awful and embarrassing. Even AI generated better than this.

>>42966117
If only Aya could hear our plea

>>42966169
Oh god it's the UM hater again.
Fuck off and post somewhere else if you hate 18 so much. It's that simple.

>>42966203
Meds

vtomors are at it again

>>42966286
Usage of such lingo does not aid your case.
Have a smug tengu.

The rapist tengu

>>42972397
Silly anon!
That doesn't narrow it down at all!

>>42966181
Judging by that bare skin, she has!

chicken legs

Tell me what you like about Iizunamaru Megumu

>>42972487
There's something about manipulative women that makes them attractive even if it's a big, awful bait. Guess i'm just here to take it regardless.
Her lasers are fun too although even the easier in my opinion 1st spell where they show up they still fuck me up and they're really bad if you're running some specific cards.

>>42965974
>>42966055
>>42966117
>>42966181
>>42972464
I'm glad you love my wife

I want to...FUCK...a tengu!

>>42973108
You will get fucked by a tengu
It might not be as fancy as you imagine

>>42973114
I will be doing the fucking once they "capture" me.

BunBun Special Report: A Tengu rape crisis? The truth behind the incident!

Recently in the human village,there have been rumors of Tengu raping villagers through various means such as coercion and assault. This has lead to growing outcry in the village and demands that the Tengu take responsibility and put an end to these acts. However, an independent investigation by BunBunmaru Newspaper has found nothing to these rumors. We asked an expert on these matters, Megumu Iizunamaru to explain how this misinformation spread. "Rape is defined as forcing sexual acts on unwilling partners, however in all known cases the human did in fact consent. We believe human men have a biological and psychological response whereupon a Tengu attempts sexual intercourse with him, he becomes unable to refuse and thus consents to the act. While we don't know the exact reason why, we theorize that the human's short lives and their recognition of a superior species unlocks a hidden part of a brain that encourages them to find the partner that will give them the best descendants. So while these liaisons did happen, none of them were rape as they all wanted it. The rumors likely started because of people misunderstanding the nature of what was going on" Iizunamaru has expressed interest in continuing her research. Any readers interested in joining the experiment should fill in the form on the following page and send it back to the BunBunmaru Newspaper.

>>42973711
What happens to the not raped men after Megumu had her fun?

>>42974184
they get not eaten

>>42973670
All forms should be adressed to #9, Waterfall springs, where your pure and honest reporter, will confidentially deal with all the information in question
PS: Make sure to fill out the part that says where you live and active hours, for science!

>>42980498
Aya nooo!

>>42972487
Her brazen abuse of her position of authority gives her some appeal. The combination of a tall stature and yet perfectly filled out womanly parts that makes it clear that she was made to give birth to half human children is nice too.

>>42980801
Why are tengu so
GOD
DAMN
SEXY?

>>42980924
Pelvis-shattering sex with Megumu!

>>42980924
Raptor perfected Megumu

>>42980801
it's thoughtful of her that instead of simply physically overpowering me she takes the time to extort me into compliance

Megumu before she became great.

Thankfully, the likelihood of getting raped by Tengu is incredibly low as long as you stay away from the forests surrounding Youkai mountain. That leaves you safe of Momiji as she never leaves the forest, Hatate never leaves her neet cave and unless you were somehow very interesting it's doubtful her spiritography would show you. Megumu resides in Tengu homeland mostly and is more focused on abusing Chimata, add on top of that she's racist towards humans like most Tengu are so even if you run her through sheer bad luck somehow, an ordinary and unremarkable human like her wouldn't mean anything and she'd just ignore you or attack instead of rape as her racism would prevent her from wanting to even touch you. That just leaves Aya who actively goes out across Gensokyo, she's the biggest worry as if you were an outsider who's managed to stick around for this long you may become a person of interest to her. There's multiple ways to go about avoiding her however.
You begin blending in with the villagers and adopting their way of life now that you've accepted you're staying in Gensokyo. The key is becoming disinteresting, Aya won't care about what she'll pass off as another villager so you'll avoid rape surefire this way.
Or get Reimu to just send you back to the real world, Aya won't be able to follow you back home.
You could also simply avoid Aya by already being taken. It's simple, start dating someone else before Aya can rape you and she won't be able to. There's plenty of good choices among Youkai who would protect you from Aya, have you considered Houjuu Nue who lives at Myouren Temple? I hear she's a perfectly respectable choice, and she has great thighs, you should totally date her desu.
Anyway, the point is, it's easy to avoid Tengu rape and the methods are at your fingertips. Besided, even if you got into the kind of situation where a Tengu was about to strip you of your virginity against your will, the most likely offender to act upon this being Aya, you coule simply tell her you saw something happening elsewhere. Tell her you saw Tenshi fighting Yuuka near the gardens earlier, she literally won't be able to resist the urge to get a scoop and will leave for where you send her immediately. Just be careful, she may wise up to red herrings after the third time or so and then you're getting raped for sure, no stopping it. Be wise with your ability to cunning.

>>42987290
Tanki misinformation detected. Aya is not a rapist and Nue will eat any Anons who approach her carelessly.

>>42987290
Tanuki misinformation detected. Aya is not a rapist and Nue will eat any Anons who approach her carelessly.

>>42972552
she's automatically an amazing boss because the chorus of her theme usually lines up perfectly with the first laser disco party card

>>42987290
Don't go near youkai mountain, Megumu's racist, hatater's a neet, be as interesting and conspicuous as is humanly possible, got it.

>>42991074
i think you're good as long as you don't accidently stumble into her room somehow

.

>>42987290
If a Tengu tries to rape me I will just beat them up.

>>42991151
She looked like this when I stumbled into her room...

Yes, Tengu are rapists. So? Just come over here and join Megumu in bed, anon, you'll forget all about that once she starts making you feel good. It doesn't have to be rape, you don't HAVE to resist. Don't resist, just let it happen.

Would you trust her and buy the egg?

>>43001987
I would buy it and swallow it whole while looking her dead in the eye.
I would then comment on how nice her pussyjuice tastes.
Finally we would both have hot violent mating sex on the spot.

>>43001987
It would be weird to eat the egg if I'm going to have kids with her.

>>43001987
tengu eggs are much larger so it's clearly a scam

>>43004460
only fertilized eggs get that big
also
I M A G I N E

fresh squeezed

>>42973711
I want to sex Megumu's feet and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

It saddest me to know that she very racist toward human

cute pair

"Did you know how the legends about children being spirited away by tengu began? It's simple. A man would be taken away by a tengu, and she would copulate with him until she had a child. For the benefit of these men, everyone told stories about how they 'stole' away children instead, to warn other without revealing the full truth. After all, is there anything more shameful for a man for their firstborn to not be a product of passion with someone they loved, but rather a product of their defilement? As amusing as that would be, let's make this easy for you. if you don't struggle and just think of how beneficial it would be to help bring a half-tengu into this world, then you can make this a happier memory. Won't you just agree?"

>>43016148
If you behave just as Megumu wishes, you might get to go with a drink and one of her patented rice balls, very flavorful if the rumours about it are right.
I wonder why...

>>43016148
Only if she promises to take responsibility!

>>43017019
Megumu stole Reimu's recepie, can't have shit in gensokyo

>>43017038
"Of course I'll take responsibility. I can't just dump you back at the village and let them figure out what's been going on, now can I? I can't let my plans end just like that. Besides, your child would need a father figure at home to help care for them and to help them deal with their more human side.I'm sure it won't be too much of a problem for you to give up your old life for this"

Found Megumu artist

https://twitter.com/mizuki_mukawa

>>43017019
what a great idea, but now i want hatate-style onigiri.

>>43024987
Hatate would use her signature scallop shell to form the rice.

>>43025073
but it wont taste like hatate this way. i want hatate-style with hatate flavour.

>>43025095
How could Hatate impart her taste to the rice? Do you have any suggestions?

>>43025494
i have a lot of ideas but they're all more or less lewd. i blam hatate for being cute and sexy.

>>43025527
She could just crack an Hatate egg over the rice. Not lewd..!

>>43025592
i would never eat her precious eggs.

>>42961658
blue aya palette swap.

>>43030932
>>42966203

Large Tengu.

>>43030942
who?

>>43037511
Newfag

>>43038842
shitty drama doesn't belong in /jp/

>>43046312
Smothered to death between giant sagging tengu tits!

>>43038842
relegating any negativity to a single boogeyman sounds like fanboy denial to me. I distinctly remember her being called blue aya by countless posts back when the game came out in may 2021.

>>42972483
prime egg-laying hips

Megumu got you a treat
Eat up, Chima- er Anon.

I want to get raped by tengu!!!

>>42961658
why isn't there a /webm/ general?? it disappeared the other day, it was one of two generals I visited every day, still devastated

>>43068324
They don't make new webms.

>>42961658
There is no Morrigan orchestrated theme of her, so Aya it's still best tengu

>>43058724

>>43074046
Hehehe, made me laugh

I like to imagine that Megumu is really tall but with the Getas on she absolutely towers over most people

>>43081382
Enjoying the view of Megumu's panties while standing next to her!!

>>43081382
How horny do you think she is?
Being a tengu, and a higher up at that, I can only fantasize about how much she wants to fuck all the time

>>43085937
I wouldn't be alone in the same room as her.

Is it tengu tradition to be sassy about being able to stand on one foot with a geta?
Admitedly, it does look a little difficult

>>43086159
I don't know, but what Aya is doing in your picture might be borderline impossible to hold for long, although she might be cheating using her wind powers or just pretending to be balancing but flying really low.

>>43086159
They just want an excuse to show your their panties without making it obvious they want to fuck

>>43086159
Tengus can be smug little shits at times.

Best tengu for merciless romantic ruination by NTR!

I can't understand what this bird is saying. Is it some sort of Tengu in-joke?

>>43091102
Yeah man it's just a prank bro, the correct response is to play kiss grope chicken with her for a few. Sounds weird but trust me its tradition.

Making food for you

>>43091102
She's clear stating that she wants to fuck.

Is it wrong if I want to be manhandled by these tengu until they're satisfied?

>>43098279
If that is wrong I don't want to be right.

Misbehaving humans get the tripod (and then the rape)

>>43105847
She hasn't even brought a camera with her, what the fuck maggie.

I want to touch her wings

https://youtube.com/shorts/9y1X3AVysQE?feature=share

She looking down on you

>>43116519
And I'm looking up her skirt!

Do you think Megumu's still got it, or is she too old for these bolder outfits?

>>43116590
I say she still got it, can't beat experience.

>>43116612
Megumu is peak milf, no exception.

Megumu has tragically died, throwing tengu society into complete chaos.

All tengu are good tengu
Hatate might be a little shy, but she's less racist than Megumu and less Ayayayayayaya than Aya.

>>43120432
What is sex with Hatate like?

>>43120432
If the guy who drew this is anything to go by, life-changing.

>>43120489
you know what they say, crazy in the head...

i wanna stick it in megumu's butt

>>43120432
You mean that all tengu are shit tengu.

>>43124184
No I do not, please refrain from participating in misinformation.

Pegumu!

>>43124599
It's fine, anon. Everyone here already knows what tengu are like.

Megumu... doesn't like birthdays...

>>43124639
Rapists?
Please let them be rapists, come on.

Aya's not as good as a rapist as the other tengu.

>>43130727
Cute dumb Aya

Meanwhile, I fell for the /jp/ tengu propaganda

>>43120500
still tragic it was one of the good artists that died to chinky flu, whereas all the trash artists continue to plague us

>>43134826
Wait the artist died!? when and do you the have link to the info?

>>43134843
hatater, he went dark like a year ago or something.
He might have just offed himself, or been drafted cause he was russian, but kung flu seems likely.

>>43124657
old hags never like birthdays, ans she's surrounded by younger peppy better tengus...

>>43134852
Aya laughs until she is reminded that she herself is an old hag too

>>43134850
It's only been a year? God damn. Feel like he's been gone for a decade. I think about him a lot. Please be alive!

>>43134857
Only compared to humans!
By tengu standards 245 is pretty young!

>>43134873
that is hatatatatata's age
ayayayaya is over 1000

>>43134883
ayayayayayyayayayayayayayaya!
Aya ya!
I said Ayayayayayyayayaya!
what's going on!

>>43123789
>you know what they say, crazy in the head...
lazy about their meds...?

Hatate no!

>>43135150
It's okay I never like momiji anyway

>>43135164
She's probably naked under the coat.

>>43135164
Tengu abort unwanted children by boiling the eggs

>>43135155
but wolf tengus are men best aniki

>>43135186
>>43135164
We've been there anon, we've been throught that hurt, no need to bring it back up again

Bungumu

Fast as a shooting star

>>43137115
is this rape?

>>43137191
it more of an sexual molestation

>>43137191
I don't think Aya minds.

>>43137239
Aya likes getting her butt grabbed? Wow, she's just like me!

>>42997663
I would free her, racist or not, hataters or anyone in particular deserves that!

Megumu cheering squad

https://youtube.com/shorts/lgVl6bsd934

>>43137115
>>43137239
To be fair, her ass is hanging like a bunch of grapes.
I think she wanted someone to grab it, but whether or not that someone was hatatatatatatatatata, is a different question.

>>43144726
God imagine getting home to your wife Hatate who gives you this look right before throwing the condom away and jumping into your bed with her new bull.

>>43144764
Unless that bull happens to be me, a bitch is getting pichuun'd and not by spellcard rules.

Tengu love it when you grope their butts so you should just feel free to grab Aya, Hatate or Megumu down there whenever you like if you see them. There will be zero repercussions for doing so.

>>43144774
that's what i call an useful info, now i just need to know where tengus hang around.

>>43134861
it was two years ago
february 2021 was the last time anyone heard from him

Megumuchads can't stop winning

>>43158771
I'd fuck both of them.
on a side note, how would Megumu react to being spoken to by a human that isn't Reimu or Marisa?
Like, just some regular dude asking her for directions or something, do you think she'd be all high and mighty and refuse to tell you out of some made up tengu pride, or do you think she'd be more like Aya and ask what you're doing?

>>43159578
She'd tell the guy politely, maybe providing some info about the destination which would impress the asker if you really wanna see her tengu quips.
But I think not every youkai has to be super quirky towards a normal human guy.

>>43159578
just try not to catch tsukasa's eye

>>43160401
That's no fun.
How would megumu behave as a yanhu then?

>>43169799
5D chess to manipulate you into into working for her and entering a relationship with her because she's too prideful to admit she has feelings for a human. She wouldn't admit that she really does love you in front of others, but she would punish any of her subordinates that badmouthed you or tried to poke into your relationship.

>>43170472
Not all that bad, actually.
She's almost as autistically dysfunctional as Yukari, though.

>>43170525
Hag just needs real affection and she'll calm down

>>43170525
that's kinda cute
I bet when she likes someone, even as a friend, she can't help but interact with them by getting all manipulative and shady and making whatever she says sound like a one way ticket to the tengu rape dungeons, and then when you leave (this has happened to megumu many times) she gets all upset and makes aya do extra work

>>43170720
Checks out, all the powerful characters in touhou are mega autists.
Yukari? autistic as fuck.
Okina? Also autistic, causes an incident to make sure it can be resolved.
Byakuren? Autistic enough to be a hyporciritical monk who still spreads buddhism.
Remilia? Mostly just a child, but still pretty autistic and surrounded by autists.
Marisa? autistic enough to eat mushrooms all day and devote herself to magic.
Keiki? Made an army of living clay soldiers *by hand*. No more words needed.
Yuyuko? Autistic enough to lack common sense.
Eirin? autistically devoted to Kaguya, who's an autistic NEET.
Kanako? Autistic enough to not stop fucking things up whenever she gets involved.
Okuu? autistic.
Miko? autistic.
Mima? autistic enough to train another autist.
Oh, and you'd better believe Yuuka's autistic as FUCK.

>>43176690
People these days, apparently everyone is autistic, le sigh…

>>43176738
Give me one touhou character, apart from maybe reimu, who isn't an autist.

>>43176690
Youkai quite literally aren't susceptible to human mental issues. Read the print works.

>>43176790
Youkai are quite literally all autistic, despite what you may think.

>>43176943
It doesn't matter what you or I think. Canon is canon.

>>43155607
Someone save the human children from these fiends!

>>43177197
Normal youkai behaviour mirrors that of autism, you pedantic faggot

>>43177218

>>43170692
Or get worse

>>43177481
That's me

>>43170692
>>43184238
Definitely more clingy, no matter the direction

>>43190157
me on right

Peak comfort has been found

>>43198241
balls deep in tsukasa is the way to be

>>43200537
Do NOT pipe the fox

>>43200644
Having loving, passionate sex with Megumu, but grabbing Tsukasa to cum inside as birth control, Megumu would never live down being the mother of a half-human child after all.

>>43201272
Discovering pulling out isn't surefire prevention and getting a half-tengu and half-fox child at the same time!

>>43204884
Pregumu would be so hot...