/jp/ - Otaku Culture

dead game

>>42911711
>white day
So JB is supposed to be the man in the relationship? Because she strikes me as the bottom between the two

>>42911412
Slightly alive game*

>>42911808
What a cute boy.

>>42911190
My wife doesn’t believe in that capitalist construct, she would rather organize communal kitchens and canteens, laundries, cobblers, kindergartens, children’s homes and opposed any division of the working class impose by the bourgeoisie. It’s why I love her so much.

>EO releases in 2 days
>still no e3 guide
It's nyover.

>>42912093
T-That's not how gifts work my autistic communist friend.

>>42912174
Why would you need an E3 guide when the E2 guide is "Don't do this map."?

>>42912197
Brap.

>>42912174
If you beat E2 you will instantly clear E3, trust me

>>42911711
And Massa is just confused af.
>>42911794
I guess that would be because France is one of 2 countries that regard their ships as male, the other being Germany. Russia MIGHT be male pronoun ships, but the rest are female hence the game existing

>>42910442
Yeah that’s in
Fuel Ammo Bauxite and buckets.
Im hard capped on steel but if you can run out of that before the other stuff you’ve got serious problems

>>42912176
Valentines day and white day are just capitalistic tricks to make you waste money on chocolate and flowers, just like mothers day

Too late

>>42911711
Big Mamie is a Big QT

>Quest tracking tool (For older quest chains): https://tsunkit.net/quests/#/search
how to use it? "Auto reload when marked complete" is ticked by default but nothing happens

>>42915160
I hate zecoshit like you wouldn't believe

aaaaa

>>42913922
Oh my god you're actually that stupid товарищ.
Just DO NOT spend your money to кормить ебаный мир потребления, it's that easy.
Fucking LARPing kids holy shit.

>>42915825
Screws... the eternal struggle

>>42915825
>1414
Look at this richfag

>>42917010
>not having 3000 devmats
kek what a pleb

Help. I've been trying to figure this out for hours.
I downloaded the switchyomega extension and followed the steps here: https://github.com/planetarian/KCDocumentation/blob/master/KCCacheProxy.md#enabling-proxy-for-chromekc3
but each time I try to open kancolle's webpage (whether it's KC3 or the dmm webpage) I get a blank white screen and error notifications (pic related).
What do I do? Do I need to download anything else? Do I have to install some application?

>>42917274
forgot pic

>>42917274
Is it a CORS issue?

>>42917437
I have no clue. But I never downloaded any cache files to my harddrive so I'm thinking that might be it.

>>42917010
what

Is yahagi the new best CL? Did Abukuma finally BTFO?

>>42917459

>>42917641
>Is yahagi the new best CL? Did Abukuma finally BTFO?

>>42917641
ABKM is still much more affordable and cuter

>>42917274
Just use mudfish, it's much simpler. You will receive free credit upon verifying your email which will be more than enough to log into kancolle. In fact I've only paid $3 since 2017 (picrel) and never had to pay again thanks to the pay per traffic data plan. And I've been using it to play Monster Hunter Frontier and PSO2 so the free credit from mail verification probably will last you for a decade if all you have to do is log into kancolle. Don't use VPN Gate as the wiki recommends, never use a free VPN.

>>42917885
I returned after a 5 year retirement

>>42917901
Yea but I think KCcacheproxy has a function where it saves the girl's portraits onto your hard drive so that loading times are quicker.

>>42918044
You only need it to load the game page, you can disconnect from the vpn whenever you see picrel and play on your own traffic so everything should load fast unless you have a shitty internet

>>42918080
Excuse me while I make a new carrier fleet.

This stupid ASW Hayabusa Skilled better be fucking worth it if I gotta wait this long to start.

People are still using VPNs to login? I did that cookies editing thing on DMM and turned on gadget redirect on EO years ago and haven't had to touch VPNs since.

現在C2機関では、現在展開中の「艦これ」期間限定海域：前段作戦実装の新艦娘三隻に続く、春イベとなる同後段に投入する新艦娘の準備を鋭意進めています。
後段作戦では新たなタイプ・艦型を含む、三隻の【新艦娘】、本イベ全体では計六隻実装予定！
この後は、「艦これ」開発/運営Twitterで！
Looking at the tweet on the 8th of March again, it looks like there will be a new type of Japanese type and a new class of foreign ship.

>>42918739
I want to make a bunch of little Tenryuus

>>42918871
Not on PC, but I have to on Android because no matter what I can't get GotoViewer to keep the cookie working.

>>42912176
>>42915919
It's depressing that many anons here fell for that corporate commercial construct. It is a billion-dollar industry that's nothing more than an opportunity for the big fat companies to get bigger and fatter who exploit the proletariat in relationships into buying expensive gifts, and shaming single people into buying themselves expensive ice-cream. Box-office rom-coms and pink, fluffy, cuddly, sickly merchandise, all boost sales of big companies that do nothing but exploit the working-class populace. Liberate yourself from this farce and see the red light for freedom.

>>42919346
sounds like someone didn't get a valentines gift

>>42918192
I have shitty internet

This quest is not acknowledging that I scrapped enough guns. It's stuck at 50% completed even though I scrapped everything. I tried equipping and unequipping the drum canister but no luck. What do?

>>42919581
Are they locked?

>>42919588
Yea I just realized I forgot to unlock it, but the quest still won't complete even with it unlocked.

>>42919362
Usually the people who hate Valentines are guys who got rejected or dumped. Though only thing that’s worse is if you get dumped or divorced near your anniversary.

Artists sure do like Hatakaze

>>42918080
Mommy

>>42918739
Tenryuu, i have doubts you will do well on the beach with those shoes...

>>42918739

>>42920660
I require sauce

>>42921543
https://exhentai.org/g/2225843/4e62589c83/

No jp version was scanned, so you'll have to settle for this

Tell them something nice.

>>42918023
>5 year
next time say 10, might as well

>>42919471
how is that relevant to anything? vpn won't make your shitty internet better, on the contrary

>>42919346
>i've no idea what I'm talking about
no

>>42919608
Next time don't forget to unlock them before doing the stuff.

>>42922975
stop spoonfeeding you insipid kike

>>42922860
"Both of you, in my quarters. In 10 minutes."

Live update or another maint for EO?

>>42924488
live

>>42924190
This is one of my favorite pictures.
Give them both a Kai Ni already.

>>42922860
They're my wives
I don't need to say anything nice

>>42924190
erotic tummy...

>>42924190
I can't see the base. I don't see pantyhose.

>>42925242
They'd need it.

>>42919346
>nothing more than an opportunity for the big fat companies to get bigger and fatter

Is there a way to get Furniture Coin box faster than doing expeditions? I want to make my office better than it is.

>>42927067
I think there's a map that hands them out.

>>42927077
yes, 3-3.

>>42924190
Would impregnate and then marry and them move with into a small village in Germany

According to the C2 tweets the ship on the last will be a new type of ship. Though whether they mean class or actual new type of ship is anyone's guess.

>>42925655
the man's very good at drawing tummies

>>42922957
t. can't read

>>42927173
besides minesweepers and cruiser autism what are we missing?

>>42928203
hospital ship that tanaka mentioned

>>42928203
There's still frigates that are slightly different from kaiboukan.
Or if we want to get memey we could get an aviation destroyer or airship tender.

>>42928203
Destroyer tenders, carrier support ships likeSunosakis, minelayers and -sweepers, merchant cruisers, survey ships, target ships, monitors, etc.

>>42928203
The command ship, basically a US Yodo.

>>42928203
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-351-class_submarine
Sub with milk tanks big enough Nimu is flat in comparison.

>>42927067
Cute Arashio, glad to see someone in this general with taste.

Stupid sexy OL

>>42929697
Which KanMusu has the best butt?

>>42931272
ass-ashio

>30 minutes until EOs
I'm ready to be disappointed.

>>42931502
>30 minutes
You poor innocent child

>>42931483
Asashio has like... no ass.

Arashio, on the other hand...

>>42931522
I too, was once young.

>>42931502
>30分
pfffff

>>42931483
you mean asshigara

So wait, are we getting a split EO?

>>42931643
E4/5 Friday night (Saturday morning), E6 at an unspecified later date.

Update will go live on time.
There will be no gomen.
Everything will turn out alright.

>>42931670
>I wanted to start the event right now
>this shit happens again
i swear of god you fucking fatman.

>>42931671
>things that never happen

>>42931670
Why is it even called a single event anymore?

>>42931684
Technically the MO was the "Early Spring Event" and the EO is the "Spring Event"

Gomen status?

>>42931815
Expect a "Come back in 10 hours" shortly.

Don’t tell he didn’t fucking start implementation or whatever until 1100 JST.

>>42932122
He simply forgot about EO.

The Japs have a point. Going back to regranting health with simple maps would be better at this point.

>>42932260
>HP regen
I had to go two nights without sleeping to clean that event, screw it.

>catbomb in the middle of sortie
>thought tanaka finally implemented EO
>no, just a random catbomb

>>42932280
現在、問題は解消し、全20サーバへの再投入及び後段作戦開放の最終シークエンスに入っています。
順調に作業が推移すれば、1.5～2時間内外で後段作戦の開放の可能です。
同開放前後に、後段作戦の各参加艦隊情報もお知らせしてまいります。

Check in another two hours from this post.

>>42932260
If they make the maps simpler (not gimmick shit and tag bullcrap), I'm on it.

I’m fine with bonus ship damage , and other stuff that award people for training their ships. But equipment bonus on top of that is too far.

>>42921243
>hiding behind the desk
>implying Kaga would do more than raise an eyebrow, say something like "Oh, sorry. Please, do go on." and leave the room.

>>42932431

Give her a break, she's a shy girl under that "tough" façade.

>>42928203
Hilfskreuzer.

>>42932431
Tenryuu knows if she was seen Kaga would say "Did TTK make too much semen for you to swallow? It's OK, I can take things from here."

Congratulations to anyone who predicted the new ship type would be "Fuck carrying daihatsus, I am the daihatsu."

>>42932952
Lol wait, so LSTs are in?

>>42932952
Post the full size of the yank, please

>>42932952
Tuscaloosa is kind of cute.

>>42932952
>that depressed, dead-eyed DE
that is my fetish

>>42932957
Yes. She's the nameship, "No. 101" also DE is Nomi and CA is Tuscaloosa.

>>42932966
Here you go.

>>42932977
My cute southern wife

>>42932977
I feel better knowing that once New Orleans comes that she's going to look amazing.

>>42932952
>>42932977
>no new turret
Kind of bullshit but my new CA wife is hot at least.

EO music
http://203.104.209.23/kcs2/resources/bgm/battle/222_9591.mp3
http://203.104.209.23/kcs2/resources/bgm/battle/223_1933.mp3
http://203.104.209.23/kcs2/resources/bgm/battle/224_6520.mp3
http://203.104.209.23/kcs2/resources/bgm/battle/225_8228.mp3

>>42933034
We only have Mk.9s and Mk.9 mod 2, but we should've gotten Mk.12s with Tuscaloosa.

>>42932952
Trash trash and trash. Why are we still playing this garbage

>>42932952
>emo DE
>sexy blonde homewrecker
>gandamu shoujo
>evil hatsuyuki
>lunar mistress
Not bad, fat man.

>>42933055
That bass and cello duo on the first one is amazing.

>>42933070
It's burgshit guns, there already overbuffed as is. We don't need more overbuffed meme equipment.

>>42933081
No one cares about your opinion, serbian.

Show the maps

>>42933087
Everyone but burgs think the same retard

>>42933100
If that were true Tanaka wouldn't stick to the Japan-Italia-American alliance.

>>42933105
And Heywood has been super popular, hasn't she

>>42933055
Pretty good, I'm hyped up to start now. The final one is straight out of a horror final fight.

>we

>>42933081
They aren't over buffed, American equivalent is simply superior
Reminder that the Japanese prototype fighters are only as good as the American standard issue fighters

>>42933119
>Japanese prototype fighters
Reppu is on part with the end of the war F6F. And no they're not. If US equipment had been superior, their hit rates would've been higher, and suffered less catastrophic damages.>>42933113

I have to admit when Tanaka said new ship type I wasn't expecting a literal daihatsu girl.

>>42932977
Sexy. Too bad she's a N'Orleans class. IJA stay winning this event, I guess.

>>42933163
We weren't gonna get a Baltimore out of this event.

>>42933177
I didn't say I expected a Baltimore, but I'd rather have gotten a Pensacola.

>>42933163
Prime scrap garbage

>>42932977
AL still wins for New Orleans class design. Tusci is boring.

>>42932952
>LST
Why though

>>42933311
To inflict six-figure damage on DJ Hime.

So about those E2 tags...

>>42933318
Installation types are already the most bullied enemies in KC, not that we needed another nuker for them.

>>42933333
still not info, quintsbro.

>>42933257
Zeco Akagi has the better wings.

>>42933133
I guess that makes Japan dogshit then since more of their ships are at the bottom of the ocean.

>>42928571
Been watching this ship shipper's art for a while and they're noticeably improving over time. It's nice to see.

>>42933163
All IJA ships are useless and a pain to level up.

>>42933133
You mean the same F6F they were replacing for everything but nightfighting at the end of the war?

>>42932952
>>42932977
Gorgeous
Hoshiakari is becoming one of my favorites lately

>LSTs
Fucking what

>>42932952
>no new turret equipment
At least pretend you are a naval nerd Tanaka.

>>42933081
Anon I'm very sorry my country bombed your grandma's shed but you really need to let go of this unhealthy obsession. I promise we maybe won't humiliate you again when Albania annexes Kosovo in a few years.

>>42933133
>Reppu is on part with the end of the war F6F
And they built 8 of them.
The Americans built 12,275 hellcats
The best carrier fighter the Japanese made, with a production run of 8, was just as good as one of 12,000 American planes

>>42932952
Once again Tanaka confirms every milestone for this game he celebrates with a potato.

>>42933257
Is this AI generated

>>42933505
Yet he refuses to let potatoman draw the missing fuckbuckets.

>>42933505
I'd honestly feel sad if we ever stopped getting potatoes and I say this as someone that doesn't like them
It's tradition at this point

>>42933477
>>42932977
It’s a no.101 Japanese landing ship to be precise. But why bother with this when it can’t carry planes or guns. In the end Tanaka shouldn’t have given Japanese DDs and cruisers the ability to carry any Daihatsu except the most basic one and maybe the amphibious tank. The actual large Tank daihatsu wasn’t carried by destroyers but Tanaka gives them that ability anyway.

>>42932952
So the event pretty much ends with Tuscaloosa. The last map is just a victory lap.

>>42932952
>people thought this beauty was an escort carrier
Really guys? Do blue shirts fool you that much?

>>42933566
She can equip DD guns and yellow guns.

>>42932952
What are the stats of Tuscaloosa and the No.101 landing ship?

>>42933573
>The last map is just a victory lap
stop saying that double nigger

>>42911412

>>42932952
Post the full size of the tayto

>>42933682

I guess I am forever locked out of hard mode now since I'm sure this new potato will be required for any map with installations

>>42933819
Are you someone who refuses to use taters?

>>42933257
i give Tuscaloosa 3 months minimun to get the same amount of fanarts that it took New Orleans 2 years to achieve.

>AL still wins for New Orleans class design.
MY ASS, if you are going to hit where it hurts say that KC hates nazis unlike AL, thats why we dont get any cute krauts anymore.

and the fucker started quoting himself in searching of (you)s

Okay, I'm at hard cap, where's E6 so I can start planning the event?

>>42932977
what are the chances of foreign ships being given regional dialects in the future?

>>42934087
Around zero, although it would make Italian and German ships quite amusing.

>>42934087
Only Ushida Shuu can deliver, but for that to happen she needs to learn those accents first.

>>42932952
>>42932977
I must reiterate how much I love 2D milk trucks

>>42933667
A bunch of the artists i follow really like uohcuteru

>>42934087
>Tut das not, Prinz?

タスカルーサは、重巡だし、まぁ良いとしよう。第百一号輸送艦ってのはさぁ。謙介さぁ。

前段は熊野丸以外は「まぁ…うん」って感じだったけど、後段は…タスカルーサ以外が…海防艦…そして特殊な芋艦(´；ω；`)

We should have gotten another Essex class instead. This new girl is no good when we already have a bunch of daihatsu slaves who either have better battle power or can contribute to air defense.

>>42934144
>implying an aussie can do other accents

Maybe the data leak is tricking us. Actually it's weird that the ship for a map not yet added has been supposedly leaked.

>>42935104
All of these ships are for E-4 and E-5.

>>42935112
They would have announced No. 101 landing ship then. Go look at the tweets. They didn't announce her at all.

>E-2 is bizzarely hard as fuck.
>Only exciting things are the cruiser and anyone who like IJA rape.
>Yugure and Heywood are Unfornately both drops
Tanaka really is trying to get people to drop the game so C2 can be food focused again.

I'm seeing a lot of people on twitter complain about E2. Is it really that bad?

>>42935112
Bro... read the tweets. They never announced the new potato.

>>42935212
On Hard and memedium. I'm sure newfags who may not have the equips are having a tough time on easy too.

>>42935212
It's harder than E-3 for sure.

>イベ後段の新艦娘は3人中2人（重巡タスカルーサと海防艦「能美」？）が情報出ている状況か。
>最終海域にいるのが新しいタイプ（？）の子ですね、きっと、一体どんな・・・
>いきなり「信濃」ってことは、、、ないか？？？
Hahaha…. Maybe in the coming year.

At least there's only 8 tags this time.

>>42935329
I honestly refuse to believe you. That sounds like 3 too few.

>>42935325
All these poor spoiler free nips expecting Shinano, or some foreign ship that's strong in either specs or in merit.

Tanaka is tricking us. Shinano will be the final reward. The landing ship is a placeholder. Believe in Tanaka!

>>42935394
Shinano will be rewarded by the 10th Anniversary quest chain. Trust the plan.

Okay, is teh stupid skilled ASW Hayabusa fucking worth it? Literally not seeing a reasonable reward/effort ratio for this godforsaken map.

>>42936371
According to some anons from the future, worth it, for me it's a total meme

>>42936371
Enables carrier asw cut-in. Mandatory for 1500hp sub loli next event.

>>42936489
>>42936544
Fuck it, Medium it is.

all these mediocre designs, not even Konishi or Yoshinori could save it

>>42937918
>bunch of artists I follow suddenly started posting their old drawings of Houshou with a hashtag about reposting old Houshou drawings
Not sure why they did it, but it was appreciated nonetheless.

>>42932977
Hoshi Akari draws the best thigh highs/pantyhose.

>>42932952
The nightmare mommy is godlike

Why does Nachi prey on young shipgirls?

>>42917274
Are you forcing KanColle to run through HTTPS?
I also had issues setting up KC3+KCCP+English Patch+Auto Switch
Followed all the steps carefully and shit didn't work at all
Managed to fix it by chance by allowing KanColle to go back to HTTP

Is that SIX (6) fucking tags for E6?

Dead game

>>42947040
doko

Hapi

>>42948948
Why? It's just another mediocre ship that you will have to force yourself to use

>>42948992
I just like fletchers, and it's not like they don't get their share of gimmicks.

>>42949004
Yeah, but they fail at their one job of yasen.

>>42911271
>new maps
>bunch of literally who ships and literally what rewards
Nice.

>>42919346
Please tell me you at least opened all the main works (Lenin and from there). I know you didn't but please lie to me. This is too sad.

Kiss her.

>>42927671
>literal retard
Then don't whine anymore you pathetic piece of shit.

>>42932260
>at this point.
I don't think you can make event worse at this point.

>>42949317
is that a challenge?
t. tnk

>>42948948
>hey wood LEwd
I can't believe they got away with this.

>>42938240
Hoshi Akari is better than either of those two hacks.

>>42933072
this but unironically

>>42949515
Anonchama.... your dyslexia....

>>42949548
I just don't see the point of even bothering for worthless ships and equipment. When was the last time we had an event worth our time?

>>42949721
I remember farming I for her equips also TSLO event was nice.
Provided you actually play the game and not just hating.

>>42949237
why are you so sensitive? its not my fault if you can't understand basic english

>we

>>42949770
lmao

>wuz

>kangz

>c-c-c-combo breaker

>>42938240
>>42949543
not overdesigned enough for your chinkoid tastes?

>>42949967
do not feed

>>42949218
But I don't want herpes

>>42950188
>my wife has STDs
fuck off, she's pure

>>42942726
Where is this from? I’ve never seen this before.

GIWTWM

>>42950822
to this day I wonder how jp artists traslate they works
every autotranslate I know will do much better job

>>42950822
Why the fuck would anyone impregnate Kasumi? She will be such an abusive mother to the child that's it not even funny.

>>42950872
Turning Kasumi into a single mother seems like a fitting punishment for her.

>>42950872
what an idiot
girls like that make best mothers, I'm not kidding

>>42950954
>girls like that make best mothers
No, Having Kasumi as a mom would be worse since she would just belittle you for everything you do.

>>42951003
>she would just belittle you for everything you do.
she isn't being honest about it anymore, anon
dropping the bitchy attitude after the motherly feelings hits her like a truck is the entire appeal
just admit you're too thin skinned to handle a tsundere

>>42951022
>dropping the bitchy attitude after the motherly feelings hits her like a truck is the entire appeal
That's not how a mother should act. I would say that's verbal abuse, bordering on emotional abuse.

>>42951022
>to handle a tsundere
But tsundere is shit, there's no reason to deal with it.

>>42951022
Tsundere are shit and so is Kasumi. Tomboys is where its at.

>>42951003
And now I know you're an idiot whos 20 at best. At best.
Wanna know how?

My wife Samidare.

>>42932952
I wanna hug the potato abyssal!

>>42951131
Having a bitchy wife is not good

>>42950822
By me

>>42951408
...and you also know absolutely nothing about kc girls.
Stop humiliating yourself.

>>42951200
picked her as a secretary for her armpits

>>42950822
>>42950954
Asashio is better.

>>42951615
Arashio for me. Though I do admit I like preggo Kasumi.
And Asashio (Shoujo Kyouiku anyone?)

>>42951706
>Arashio for me
I hate it that artist always depicts Arashio as a blackmailing seductress. She's a prim and proper girl.

>>42951730
Oh no she’s very much a seductress, just not blackmailing.

>>42951730
>She's a prim and proper girl.
No shipgirl are prim and proper

>>42932952
Pretty good even in terms of girls
New blonde wife, new mistress (big) and mistress (small)

>>42951837
She’s not a seductress.

>>42951117
Based.

is it safe to start yet?

>>42952273
>Maps still unreleased
>"Is it safe to start?"
Of course not.

>>42948948
Is E3 final boss best place to get her?

>>42952273
E1 is safe to start.

>>42952273
Play the game and find out

>>42952273
rule of thumb is, if you're not a frontliner, you don't start until friendly fleets are up

>>42952310
People here play?

>>42952280
What do you mean E6 isn't out yet? It's been weeks, how is it not done?

>>42951074
>Reminded that Ebifurya doesnt know how to draw legs.

>>42952594
That’s okay. Nobody cares about legs

>>42952612
I care about legs.

>>42952830
t. a nobdy

>>42952864
Learn to spell

>>42952969
Overrated trash.

>>42952989
most homosexual post in a long time

>>42952989
>those cunts
>overrated

>>42953027
Yes, they are overrated.

>>42952969
Shimakaze is better than them

>>42953481
Shimakaze should have been the main character of the video game.

>>42953481
>>42953544
Only good thing about Shimakaze is her outfit. Yoshinori is a case of hitting gold once.
And he has become more of a prude.

>>42953701
Shimakaze has her personality.

>>42953705
Yeah a Sonic/Flash tier personality.

>>42953481
Lewd

>>42953713
Don’t be mean, Shimakaze is a nice girl once you get to know her.

>>42954073
>Shimakaze is a nice girl once you get to know her.
The only good thing about her is her sex appeal.

>>42953481
I still wonder why they made her wear a thong

>>42954195
To show the more younger, modern shipgirls aren't like the old relics.

>>42954277
He keeps pumping these images out real fast.

>>42954277
I want to make her into a mother.

>>42954300
>consistently new art
>both cute and lewd art
>even r18 versions
>lots of shipgirl variety too

I don't know how he does it, but it's quite respectable. Maybe it's actually a team effort.
Someone does lines, someone else does colors

>>42954717
God, Hibiki is such a great rapebait character.

Updated OP:
https://pastebin.com/2AAeKefJ

>>42954717
>>42954848
Why do artist lewd Hibiki. She doesn't deserve such treatment

Please support my wife playing Kancolle
youtube.com/live/pk9BtDwxVqE

>>42957874
>Those resources
I hope she is going for teitoku mode

Don't know why the link turn out like that https://youtu.be/pk9BtDwxVqE

>catgirls