/jp/ - Otaku Culture

but I like incest!

This is not a niche JRPG.

What are you doing here?

Get out.

It's not niche or Japanese. What the fuck bro?

I dig scars.

>>4271922

It is niche in the sense that it is a good game. There are like 30 of those.

Seriously, we already have Anonymous Jones barking up our asses with the AT3 threads. If he sees this he's going to set his botnet loose on /v/.

>>4271935

He is a faggot and you should have filtered him years ago.

>>4271935
like he even has a botnet

Jones being a faggot is beside the point. This thread shouldn't be here.
Reported.

>>4272018
Hi Jonesy.

Just as /jp/ related as your precious ATIII (that is, not at all) but I'm actually planning on pirating this sometime when I have the time, next weekend probably, so yeah.

Have a token report.

>>4271930
>Mass Effect 2
>Good game
GAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

>>4272016
Jones=AoRF

Confirmed botnet owner.

>>4272032
really, and what's he going to do with it

ME is basically a high budget VN. Kind of funny how bad you guys are freaking out about it.

>>4272030
>GAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Shut up Rance. The game is good.

>>4272040
>>>/v/
For high-budget VNs and other video games.

>>4272038
Oh I dunno, maybe spam and shitpost like he always does.

Dragon age is better. Mass effect is too casual.

>For high-budget VNs and other video games.
/v/ hates the "dating sim" part of ME.

>>4272057

I refuse to play an oblivion clone in which you can't jump.

>>4272055
oh how threatening

creating and maintaining a botnet for the purpose to spam some board

>>4272064
Oblivion clone? That's just silly. Everyone knows Bioware RPGs are their own category of clone.

I thought that was Walton Simons for a minute.

>oblivion clone
Nothing is worse than oblivion. I've never seen a game where the whole is that much worse than the sum of its parts. Let's build a giant fucking world and spend countless hours making it seem real and them lead the player around with a yellow arrow and fast travel. Brilliant.

>>4272044
No, it's not. It's 20 odd hours of collecting companions and 2 of actual story. The story itself consists entirely of "K, so, you're the guy from ME1, and there'll be an ME3 in a couple years"

>>4272104
More like next year

>>4272104
20 hours of collection? It only takes 10 minutes if you know what the rich planets look like to get all the minerals you need for the good end. Out of a 20 hour play through your hyperbole doesn't even make sense.

where oh where is the janitor

>>4272116
COMPANIONS

Not minerals

>>4272104
>I skipped all the dialog trees and answered right away ignoring all the character development
Good job Shepard.

This thread is now /jp/ related.

>>4272123
With your mother

>>4272124
Oh, I guess you missed that the entire point of the game was getting a team together and developing their characters. That's why they each had their own loyalty mission dedicated to them.

>>4272135
I guess you don't know how to read

>>4272140
Collecting companions is story bro. I guess you don't know how to logic. Also this thread really isn't /jp/ related.

>>4272123
Problem, Jones?

>>4272144
yeah back to spending 20 hours collecting minerals

Requesting threadban.

>>4272156
Why are u so frustrated?

>>4272156

>>4271922

This is payback for all the weeaboo shit you fags put on /v/.

Deal w/ it nerds.

>>4272224
This. And ME has a cute robot sidekick. You guys like that shit right?

>>4272234
It doesn't have uguu eyes.

>>4272234
>cute robot sidekick
Legion is moe?

I came her because one of you were bitching in a ME thread about ME. Do I come in your shitty /j/p threads on /v/ and bitch? No fagots so fuck off.

>>4272234

Tali is pretty moe too.

Posting ME Japanese fanart.

This thread isn't half as bad as it seems. I'm just trying to exaggerate Jones' fear of a /v/ invasion by pretending to be a /v/irgin.

Ever since somebody said 'JewRPGs' Jones has been buttmad about /v/ threads.

>>4272244
>why did you choose to wear my armor Legion? Why didn't you just repair it sooner with something else?
>I...I don't have a response at the moment.

>>4272252
It's not our fault if /v/ likes to troll itself.

>>4272278
>/v/ likes to troll itself.
That's like saying the sky is blue.

I'm gonna rape you now.

10/10 thread would read again

>>4272283
Are you being deliberately obtuse?

>>4272297
Did you just call me fat, you fuckbutt?

Don't move. I'm coming over right now.

>>4272297
No, acute.

>>4272306
>fuckbutt
Fuckbutt will become the new buttmad.

You heard it here first.

>>4272297
Just stop, continued posting is only making the thread worse. Report, hide, move on.

>>4272318

Cancer-filled Assassin died, he would have died anyways in ME3, everyone else lived, Glorious 100% paragon, glorious Tali romance, glorious Geth rewrite, glorious Illusive fuck got his station. Also glorious every upgrade money and shitty minening minigame could buy, all that in about 40h or play time.

>>4272348
Sounds exactly like my game. I blew the station up though. I admit I felt bad about it.

>>4272348
How do you know? They were working on a cure, but he was unsure it would be completed in the time he had left. Not a death sentence.

>>4272348
I always thought you were AoRF. But since AoRF is Jones and Jones hates /v/ threads you cant be him. How disappointing. I no longer have any interest in you.

>>4272367
A hunch? He is also EMO designed to be lovable by girls type. I dont like Sasukes on my team.

So I sent him into the vents since I didnt want to risk my Legion or my Tali.

I also did all the loyalty missions, I wonder what would have changed if I didnt do them?

>>4272422
>He is also EMO designed to be lovable by girls type.
Wait, wait. Thane, emo? The only thing he regrets is his son's path in life, and he can fix that. He seems comfortable enough with his backstory, even as sad as it is.

>>4272422
Thane? Emo?

I'm not even sure why I'm taking what you said seriously.

>>4272443
>>4272452
Yes, while he isnt strictly emo, the emo "type" to me. That my opinion.

>>4272528
Your opinion is terrible.

>>4272368

>I always thought you were AoRF.

WHAT is WRONG with you?! They are so obviously not the same person, it hurts. How on Earth did you come to such a silly conclusion? I don't understand at all.

>>4272692
People always suspect me of something, yet I never did anything.

>>4272723
Whats Croatia like/

>>4272723

Well, I can understand that, but honestly, dear, you're so much stupider than AORF that I couldn't guess how Anon confused you two. I mean that in the nicest way, of course. AORF is a bad kind of smart. The Bot-making kind of smart. We don't need those smarts here.

Mass Effect game's threads ? Not related.
Mass Effect waifu's/husbando's threads ? Related.
Mass Effect poison sperm ? What the fuck man ?

>>4272368
>I always thought you were AoRF
You thought the dumbest person on /jp/ (Anon2007 doesn't count, he's a special kid) was also one of the smartest? Oh you.

Then again, you also believe the Jones = everyone shit, so it's not surprising.

>>4272811
Arcueid Brunestud, opposing smarts everywhere!

Arc 2012

>>4272820

my campaign slogan? "SCREW 'EM ALL"

>>4272826
I'd vote for you Arc.
I wouldn't vote for that other black man that got elected; but you, you have my support.

>>4272833

I swear to cut taxes on waifus and import more dating sims for the populace.

Read my lips: no new dimensions.

>>4272806
Horrible.
>>4272811
Agreed, AoRF is really smart I know him we talk from time to time. He is a really awesome guy.

>>4271887
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

Good morning, thread!

>>4273711
How do you get the old saves to work? Whenever I try to import ME1 save there's nothing there.

>>4271887
Stop spamming and harassing www. anon
talk
.com

>>4273716

There is a utility. Also, look in the proper god damned folder, Christ.

>>4273732
Utility? ME1 folder is in the same 'X:\Documents\Bioware\Games' folder as my ME2 folder is in.

>>4273738

Go into the SAVES folder, come on man.

>>4273738
the save utility, it's in the configuration program thing

I named my Femshep Lindy, as I think it is a pretty name.

>>4273742
>>4273741
THANK YOU SIRS!

>>4273750

There is a price to be paid for our assistance. Regardless of your alignment, you must accuse the first shopkeeper you see of classism.

>>4273753
Which shopkeeper?

>>4273753

HEY EVERYBODY! THIS SHOP DISCRIMINATES AGAINST THE POOR!

>>4273744

I named mine Clare.

>>4273764

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuYFEetWk5c

>>4273777
HHAHAHAHHAHAHA WILL DO GOOD SIR

>>4273777
Why the hell does male voice sucks so much, yet femshep's voice fits perfectly?

>>4273801

Because Femshep actually has a talented voice actor.

Shepard.

>>4273777
Oh shit, I saw that option but I couldn't take it since I was Paragon from my ME1 save. Kinda wish I went renegade now.

>>4273777
Hahaha, oh wow.

SEEEEEEEEED SEEDSEEDSEED NIGGERS

>>4273845

Buy it on steam.