/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42514843
how do we even stop the green menace from taking our sons? they are simply too cool

>>42514843
What does greenworm's nutrient mouth goop taste like?

to think this cute caterpillar is gonna get crushed under the dumb mod's heel...

>>42514886
not if we get more posts than the other thread - mods delete the ones with less traction

>>42514886
there really needs to be more communication between moderators and posters.

>>42514862
we must embrace the worm and hope they are benevolent
our genetic material will further serve the righteous cause of mwee

>>42514886
save the greenworms! be active in your posting here!

Smoke

>>42514875
if this >>42514917 is any indicator - their saliva is an aphrodisiac of sorts. Other that that - it has to be extremaly nutritient to keep you strong during the cocooning.

>>42514898
The deleted thread was gaining traction and was about to surpass the AI shit one in post count, something fucky is going on

>>42514917
Aw shit I didn't notice that stenciled penis.

Greenworm wife's goop ice cream...

>>42514944
I doubt officer delf would notice it too, if you didn't post about it. There's one hellwan pic that's always posted here that has a dick in the corner, but no one ever notices.
>>42514942
That's why we must make sure this one is firmly ahead.

Turly the fate of a thread is like human fate, vain are the sad prayers on knees, for the stone does not hear nor have mercy.

>>42514971
I want to mercilessly fuck that stone.

>>42514914
I wouldn't be suprised if this was an elaborate "revenge" of the usual suspect. spamming new offtopic threads is his speciality, remember all the warhammer OPs?

>>42514980

whoa, love from a stone!

Worm thread.

>>42514992
I got something for her, just as hard as her body is.
If she doesn't want to listen to my prayers, then she will get the meat chisel.

>>42514994
smokey obaa-san has bad influence on my green daughterus!

>be order male
>on a week long solo scouting expedition
>not sure why, you arent a scouter.
>your goal is to watch a local lamia village and report back daily routines.
>day 1: nothing of interest
>day 2: a white snake glanced at the hill im on a few times
>day 3: same as before
>day 4: the white snake has been keeping a near constant eye on the hill. not sure if she is just weird or noticed my presence
>day 5: dont see the white snake anymore, but her presence is still felt.
>day 6: someone has rummaged through the camp. i have to leave now
>day 7:
>-----
>"so as you can see sir, from what we know about white snakes and the unfinished log it seems like he was-"
>"yes yes taken and raped i know. send another scout! we need to figure out whats up with this lamia village."
>"i think they are just horny, sir"
>"nonsense. they are monsters. there has to be an ulterior motive damnit! in fact i'll go march right into that village and ask whats going on"
>-----
>"so the commander has..."
>"yes, the commander gone to the lamia village."
>"and this was a month ago."
>"yes"
>"how much do you want to bet on him already being married"
>"the commander married? nah. i'll bet my virginity on it, if im wrong i'll go into the village as well."
>"... the most recent scout came back a few hours ago and said that the commander is indeed married, before going back himself as he had a snake coiled around him"
>"damnit."

>>42514971
what if I remove the seal from the stone?

>>42515005

Now that's a real challenge for a veteran buttspanker. Talk about hard buttocks.

>>42515022

>>42515022
It's full of Zima.

>>42515030
what's that? can I eat it?

>>42515005
>get carried away while fucking a park at night
>turned into stone with her still riding your dick
>have to spend the day seeing all the tourists laughing and making photos of you

>>42515018
>day 2: a white snake glanced at the hill im on a few times
now what kind of nonsense snake mating ritual he accidentally invoked, to catch that hebi's attention

>>42515018
Damn monsters, always such inhuman cunning in their capturing activities.

>>42515028

loli wife, happy marriage. it's set in stone.

>>42515027
at least she won't flinch or make a noise if it's daytime
wonder if they get off being molested and denied like that during the day, kinky stone masochists

>>42515049
wearing pants is an ancient proposing tradition from Zipangu, he should have weared kimono

>>42515047
it's worse if you get transported to the museum and given a cringey name as an exhibition, while tourists take pictures with you getting shamefully reverse mathing pressed

>>42515049
the hebi saw it as him stalking her and didnt want to be out hebied.

>Single vampire brooding over the fact that she doesn't have a husband, starts to worry she isn't considered "threatening" enough to have adventurer's raid her castle like the neighboring lich tower
>Her minions always assure her that she is perfectly terrifying, and that would be adventurers are just intimidated by her majesty and seek out inferior dungeons that aren't as looming
>She wouldn't want those boorish commoners who get scared of the grandeur of her home anyways!
>Wakes up one night to her servants on high alert
>An adventurer has been sighted at the castle perimeter, and a high level one at that
>He's been standing out there all day, close enough for the denizens to notice him but too far to stray out to challenge him
>Obviously he is scouting their defenses in preparation for the grand battle, and waiting for nightfall in order to give the vampire a proper, honorable duel
>He's actually just waiting for nightfall for the gargoyle on the outer gate to destone so he can ask her if she wants to go get coffee or something

>>42515073
>be a geo surveyor
>take your optical level camera to measure angles to build a new road
>hermit hebi living on the hillside thinks you're a stalker, taking pictures of her
>decides she won't be outhebit and takes you there and then

>>42515081
>come back from the coffee with your goyle gf
>it's almost time for her to stone, so you say your farewells
>she wants one final peck on the cheek before you say goodye
>as you close in, she grabs you and pulls you in for a kiss
>sun comes out and you both stone like that
>get your mouth and throat thorougly tongueraped for 14 hours before sundown

Statues are the best monsters to come out of the undead realms.

>>42515081
at which point do desperate vampires dress up as their lesser minions to snatch the adventurer for themselves?

>>42515113
boo.
I want my crazy loli wife.

>>42515113
>clothed statues

now THAT's heresy

>>42515113
wonder if gargoyle friend would ask you to put anime marathons on her smartphone, so she can watch something during the day
>>42515129
get on with the times grandpa, boys are crazy for daisy dukes now-a-days
>>42515127
"Renrushka" sounds a bit slavic, be wary not to end up with a loli wife that sounds like: https://youtu.be/lKPzwNwV4y0?t=60

>>42515129
post more clothes, sir

yeah excuse me for likin my beer cold, my rifle loaded and my statues naked. damn yankees.

>>42515171
it's these damned order liberals, poisoning the minds of our kids with their progressive ideas
heck, I didn't even know my wive's name 2 months into our honeymoon and I was already an incubus
how can youngsters even know true, traditional love if they do all the "dating" nonsense before roughing each other up like we did?

>>42515018
>conscripted and sent on a forced march to meet the fiends in battle
>kingdom can't into procurement and logistics
>have barely enough rations, but it's not enough to cover all the energy lost from physical exertion
>monsters feel bad for us
>bring food and share their rations
>kikis even open up a field kitchen
No! This isn't how it's supposed to work! Stop helping!

Statues wear clothes to infiltrate Order towns.
A naked statue in the middle of the park? Something is suspicious and the monsters are probably behind it, Order is on alert
Statue has clothes on?
Well those monsters are sex crazed fiends who would never practice anything close to moderation, so this statue was probably just made by some horny dude playing a prank by moving it around town during the night. Anyways, initiate Anon is on night watch duty tonight.

on the talk of gargoyles, a idea
>entire town of monsters and humans under a similar curse
>during the day it looks like an artist took a ghost town and filled it with statues to simulate a frame in daily life
>during the night the town seems like any other town would during the day
>its said that any who stay in the town until dawn also fall to the curse.

>>42515212
reminds me of the time a man from Italian Army invited his cousin from Austro-Hungarian army to come with his company and share a Sunday dinner together and they did come and had fun together

>>42515220
imagine the disappointment when the new statue of Chief goddess commissioned with the yearly donation of the entire parish is caught sucking off private Anon in the bushes

>>42515198

back in my days i was drowning in centaurs' pussy all day and at night i still had the stamina to call for some amazons' cleaning service. my house was a mess but they sure knew how to polish a sword, know what i mean?

>>42515238
we must return to tradition immediately, end the commie bullshit like wearing clothes at home

>>42515221
finally, a town where my sleep schedule would be normal!

>>42515227
reminds me of a army that left on a expedition and came back with zero casualties and one extra person.
and thinking about it, thats exactly what happens with mamano squadrons
>"stay away fiendish monsters. i-i may not be armed but umm..."
>"oh dear, are you hurt?"
>"it looks like your rations are low. please take some of ours"
>"your gear is terribly worn out. take my coat!"
>"h-huh?"
>"he's scared. what should we do?"
>"let me give him a hug!"
>"he's crying"
>"i'll stop"
>"n-no. please..."
>"oh alright, do you want to come back to basecamp with us?"
>"but the order..."
>"they let you get to this point, what do they know."
>"..."
>"you're right."

>>42515266
I think it was some canadian corpus in WW1, the german POW liked them so much he decided to go back with them.

>>42515244

you're on. me i only wear my staw hat and my good hols wife know when it's milk time just by a quick look. sure it's a pain to keep all the wild mg on check, but a man gotta be a man.

>going to karaoke with Ushi
>expecting she will growl and sing all the heavy metal throatmurderers
>she puts children songs from zipangu on
>trembles and shakes, but still sings them with graet joy
would you laugh at her, or find it adorable?

>>42515288

Enka is zipangu's soul. I would sing them like a shameless weaboo.

>>42515227
Imagine seasoned order commander who was in many battles, leading you - a fresh recruit straight to the monster camp for some grub and socializing with the ladies, and when you ask him - he says he's been doing that for 20 years now, these incubi and monsters are his friends, and it's simply a tradition to eat together before the skirmish at this point.

>>42515310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3cPq5vmXng
thank you Tomo-chan for introducing me to this banger

>>42515321
>"so you're telling me that the people we fight against are good enough that we can just hang out with them"
>"... yeah? what do you think we are, a bunch of hateful extremists? we do this for fun."
>the new recruit pauses for a moment before throwing his gear on the ground
>"screw this, im marrying a spider"
>and he walks away into mamano territory.

>>42515280
back in my days we didn't have any fancy "mana markers", if you wanted a specific type of waifu, you had to whip out that phone book and search there

>>42515288
what would you sing at the monster karaoke?

>>42515333
>hiragana subs

Anki-sama, help me.

we have surpassed the other thread. hopefully the jannies will be smart this time.

>>42515354

wormy-chan is safe. now i can die peacefuly. tell horace to not bury me in the pet sematary.

>>42515344
>Kingdom of Teulor's economy collapsed
>entire revenue came out of mining silver, and the discovery of Ocelobrazil ruined the market
>wise king had to cut off spending for the army
>neighbouring demon realmapplied to the Sallly and Lizzy Melee Combat Foundation in their help
>with the donations from fight loving monsters from all around the world, the bankrupted kingdom could muster a grand army for the yearly war campaign
>before the deciding battle a festival is held
>touched king of Teulor held a speech where he thanked all the good Demon Realms dwellers for their kind help, that made this grand battle possible
>extremist and order forces alike clapped with tears in their eyes
>>42515350
I promise I will learn today, I just gotta shitpost a little bit, first... Just for a few minutes!
>>42515348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d-28nn_gpA
(hope they wouldn't be mad at me)

>>42515350
you don't need to learn japanese if KC never releases content anymore.

>>42515379
we protected her smile

>>42515354
From my experience, celebrating it or taunting the shitters like this may end badly. But at least it looks like most of the active posters still care about keeping mgt good, so that's already something.

>>42515395
I love this picture a lot.

>>42515395
What would you rather have?
1. Greenworm wife
2. Gromit mug

>>42515401
This thread is very high quality so far, lots of cute pics, cute posts and cute greens.
Persistence always win. Trolls come and go, commited Anons persevere.
>>42515408
Greenworm wife, because gromit mug is just a dream, but she is here for me...

>>42515348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-a8HIH9iQU

>>42515408
I can pull any greenworm with a cool gromit mug. The answer is obvious.

>>42515348

lame goth-rock/metal songs. works better with an undead mg.

>>42515348
I would make sure to invite the meatiest hags I know and sing this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd_3EkGr0-4

>>42515408
>pick greenworm wife
>"hey anon check out my gromit mug its so cool right?"
>pick gromit mug
>soon-to-be greenworm wife: "woah anon that gromit mug is so cool!"
you think you had a choice?

>>42515438
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FORCES YOU ARE DEALING WITH!

>>42515444
if a monster shown me her gromit mug, I'd offer her my dick for eternity there and then
I'd lap on her pussy like a dog for a chance to drink from the gromit mug

>>42515435
>sing a real headbanger
>zombie date rocks out too hard and loses her head
ya sure it works better with undead?

>>42513997
Be careful about Redd, he likes to draw Rajang NTR, did it to me a few years ago.

>>42515465

you just need to tickle her body until you can find her head. it's a tested method and never fails.

>>42515499
how does one put it back on?

>>42515507
put it back on the neck, and give it a strong, passionate kiss
induced manaflow will repair the torn tendons

>>42515507

just put it on then neck. its like magnets, nobody knows how it works but it does.

>Lich queen sets up shop in the arctic circle
>Get raped by a gargoyle at sunrise trying to challenge her
Enjoy the next few months, Anon.

>>42515348
Naatu Naatu

>>42515554
I imagine many gargoyle couples go to artic circle for these long polar night vacation, where they can do stuff together in normal hours.

>>42515554
Ah, the sun won't come up for the next six months. Nothing to do but fuck and drink moonshine

cosmic ancient evil mofu

>>42515571
>static sex during polar day
>active sex during polar night
you can at least play squash or something
>>42515586
>huff the tail
>lose your mind
>but you can now speak every language there ever was and will be

>>42515586
Looks like she's going za warudo

>>42515018
>be order inquisitor
>find evidence that your boss is working with the monsters
>take evidence to his boss
>she thanks you and says she'll look into it
>a few hours later, you learn that you're being reassigned to a new case that will take you deep into monster territory without any backup

>>42515606
this is a conspiracy! I must imediatelly consult it with my assistant - Captain Sue Kubus, she's the only one I can trust!

>>42515617
>"the joke is that despite having a name that sounds like succubus, sue kubus is actually a normal female but its then later found out that she is indeed a su-"
>anubis gets slapped and everyone goes back to watching the movie, mildly annoyed at the spoiler.

>>42515631
>shut up fleaball! let me watch it myself

>>42515631
I thought the joke was that it was called differently, when Chuck owned it.

>>42515617
>Captain Sue Kubus
>inquisitor anon always tells her that she is his most trusted friend and confident
>she just wants to fuck him but he is too cute to disappoint

Zombie fucking? In MY Sunday morning cartoons?
It's more likely than you think.

>>42515655
Chuck was faking his illness for attention. Electricity is good for you.

>>42515683
It's okay so long as she's a nun. Sunday = nunday, and zombie nuns are the best.

Baphfag posted a progress of his new doujin, holy shit it looks great!
https://twitter.com/AlexDoheny/status/1619592062483193858

foxyburgher post, in commeration of a great loss.

Damn that swashbuckling catgirl, always pickpocketing rich folks and raiding old mansions like a true cat burglar.

>>42515733
you're right, it does

>>42515736
burga

>>42515748
What a fun archetype.

>>42515733
eh, you would have thought that a monster girl centered doujin would have more monster girl porn.

>>42515763

double yum

I wanna sniff danuki breath all day everyday

>>42515733
The succubus has a cute design, surprised that she doesn't have multiple daughters

>>42515606
>So you want me to take this potion that makes me look like a child and wander into mamono territory with no one to act as a parent or guardian figure?
>I’m sure there’s nothing suspicious about a boy miles from home without adult supervision

>>42515775
I generally don't like disconnecting MGE/monster girls in general from their fetish porn roots, but it can be a novelty to have some quality material that's NOT soaked wet with cum and pussy juices, just for once.

>>42515748
She’s your favorite fearless hero and you know it

>>42515798
She has a son instead.

>>42515831
An only child...

>>42515681
I thought this is a crime and mystery movie, not another romcom!

>>42515804
What's weird is commissioning it and keeping it mge.
I assume this isn't the portal doujin?

>>42515851
the crime is anon's virginity and the mystery is when are they gonna fuck

>>42515854
I'm pretty sure it's the same thing, it was supposed to show life some time post-portals and the page you posted was just the intro

>>42515748
It's all practice for the one true price
Her magnum opus
She is gonna steal (you)r virginity
She has it all planned out, from dramatic shootouts in the port town with the local guard to the one on one duel with sword on the top of the ship's sails while the ship itself is under attack by a kraken. It will be a legendary final heist before she vanishes (along with her new husband) to a far off land to live off her stolen wealth and start a new life
Before the allure of adventure brings her back

>>42515887
dammit, I don't even want to hear what will the nature documentary be about...

>>42515943
the nature documentary is a first person boss rush featuring a shota that was sent to the jungle for a school project.

>>42515900
what a waste.

>>42515748
>Alp joke
Based Baphfag

>>42515943
the nature documentary is about anon but he knows he is being filmed
it goes from him telling them to piss off and to him inviting them for dinner

>>42515988
Meant to reply this one >>42515733

>>42515935

holy kit-cat, that's a dangerous pussy in more ways than one.

>>42515935
>she has it all planned out
>spills her spaghetti instantly when you ask her out on the border of town as she's hyping herself up

>>42515969
>>42515900
>>42515854
>>42515804
>>42515775
There is literally nothing wrong with SFW MGE content. In fact, I'll daresay I would've preferred if MGE was PG-13 instead of pure R-18 from the start.

>>42516106
I too like the SFW MGE content the most, but I recognize it started as a porn series and to change it is to twist the original idea and ruin it.

>>42516129
A SFW MGE doujin doesn't change/twist it, KC has always stated that life with a monster girl was (usually) just a normal life but happier and more sex. Exploring that aspect is absolutely reasonable.

>>42516106

Right now MGE is very vanilla, the early lore was more akin to MCQ.

>>42516129
it's okay if kc does it, but turning it into a modern setting post portal wish fulfillment is utterly pointless and basically an original IP.

>>42516152
I'm not saying it is, I am happy we got new MGE SFW content, because I like it and I like it a lot.
I'm just saying that to cut out the shrex entirely would be bad.
I even liked the pics that headpat Anon comissioned a lot

>>42516155
>very vanilla
I guess, if you think bestiality, gender-bender, incest and turning kids into sex demons is vanilla. I think the term "radical vanilla" is more applicable to MGE.

>>42516216
you forgot kemono and transformation. It's really not very vanilla at all, just no ntr or homosexuality.

>>42516216

Years of 2D ero-stuff warped my judgement of vanilla a little.

>>42516274
*refined your taste, while saving you from degeneracy
normalfags literally watch gangbang porn with adultery as underlaying plot, regularly

>>42516266
>or homosexuality.
Some homosex is canon but only when girls do it, because that's hot.

I LOVE CHOCOLATE
Only in 2D

>>42516310
It is hot but I don't consider it homosexuality when it is only done to attract a man.

>>42516294

they say lolicons have just sophisticated tastes after all. and for "they" i mean the lolicons.

>>42516152
It is a breath of fresh air to see people making content with SFW / daily life aspect of MGE, this kind of content is very rare.
Frankly, I want more.

>>42516337
>Only in 2D
But I want to herd the nigger cattle

>>42516384
Well to each their own.

>>42516450

i would milk her until she turns flatter than a loli.

>>42516129
I don't mind sfw MGE content as long as it isn't weird about it. People who come to a porn setting and act like they are above "coomers" or try to "fix" it are absolutely insufferable.

>>42516337
The only black allowed in my house my pet cat.

so did someone say choco?

>>42516541
This, so much this. But baphfag commissioned a shitload of lewds before that, so you know he's legit.

>>42516577
Yes.

>>42514886
The only things mods want to do is delete porn and behead those that insult Indonesia in hololive threads.

>>42516590
then more choco you shall get

>>42516579
I'm pretty sure he's one of the Discord people.

>>42516450
That is a shiny cow! She looks so oiled up that you could use her body as a slip and slide. At this point, you could close your eyes and just ram your dick in anywhere. She's so lubed up, you couldn't tell if your in her a hole, her thighs, or an armpit.

>>42516599
Nice

>>42516599
Too fat

>>42516604
Yeah well wikifag is also one of "the Discord people", what about it?

>>42516617

>>42516622
I think that's self explanatory at this point.

>>42516617

nah, just a healthy chubby cat.

>>42516617
lmao

>>42516617
some chub is good for you, your kids will be warm in momma's belly

>>42516617

>>42516631
Yup, she needs to go hit the gym
>>42516645
It's not healthy to be a fat fuck

This thread gives me life, that I jerked off to something a couple minutes ago that made be sick right after where the post nut clarity hit hard and need some wholesome love featuring monster girls to heal me.

>>42516691
*Made me* Mistyped.

>>42516707
>Cat grumpy
>Bite her behind the neck and pet her ears until she purrs
>Cat fixed

>>42516691

>>42516726
you need to store plenty of love in the cat, so she doesn't run out

ghost hags.....

>>42516852
POV: you and your trad wife are fullfilling the marriage responsibiltiies for the purpose of healthy procreation and unifying in body and spirit

would bicorns be mormons?

>>42516797

>>42516875
Yes.

>>42516906
>just imagine the ectoplasm sloshing aorund in those titties

>>42516931
i really like this one
shes wearing the slut clothes but
her face just looks so gentle

>>42516971
Yeah me too, Yuyu makes good art.
It's the cover of an ASMR btw.

>>42516971
nothing slut about your wife dressing sexy to make it more enjoyable for you
sexuality is good and pure, sex and enjoying it with your wife is wonderful
degeneracy and using sexuality to hurt and destroy people or yourself are bad, monster girls are anathema of that - for them only the pure sex is real sex (because they are "pure sex" themselves)

>>42517000
it would not be more enjoyable because i do not like 'sexy' clothes

>>42517031
then she will dress in something you like

today is nunday, remember to release your sins inside the nearest monster nun

>>42517055
I like them in linen apron and with hair rolls

>>42516861

>>42517065
Will do.

>>42517077
why are blindfolds sexy

>>42517096
Dunno, you tell me anon

>>42517096
because then all the other senses of the girl are twice as sharp

>>42517102
maybe cause it makes me focus on the big plump lips of the monsters

>>42517096
I like blindness because to me it represents an obvious weakness that she needs help with and a good reason for constant physical contact

>>42517096
because that's a display of sexual submission and it makes me wanna tease her

>>42517155
I know they're not actually blind, but echolocation on Werebats is cool.

>>42517182
>wife hears you buying a fruit jam in the store next door again
I have to buy it at the shop next to the office if I want to suprise her.

putting your powerful wife in a housewife outfit!

Return to monke.

Trying to design a Seraph and eventually a dark seraph

>>42517249

spank the monkey

>>42517234
I wish there was more art of the powerful \ aggressive races that mellow out after marriage (ex redcap) being plain happy wives

>>42514843
how green can a worm be?

>>42517234
>marry a Lilim
>except she was lonely for a bit too long and consumed too much romantic literature while waiting for (You)
>she's absolutely obsessed with wholesome romance and being a tradwife, no sex before the official marriage ceremony in front of a priest
>took weeks to convince her to do anything other than plan missionary for the purpose of procreation
>or to even keep the lights on
>had to tease for almost an hour to get her to use the mindbreak aura and even then it was only one pulse
When you wanted Druella, but your destined soulmate turned out to be her shy and quiet twin sister instead

>>42517249
is grease monke okay?
>>42517278
I like seing monsters in casual, comfly clothes a lot
>>42517281
the wormiest of greens
>>42517286
she sounds so cool, like a warm, approachable and wholesome person

>>42517255
aint that an ophanim?

>>42517234
>have ancient fox from before the transformation
>says that her old friends are meting up for the first time in 2000 years this week
>wants you to come with her so she can show you off
>you two arrive
>the rest of her friends are still fit and in their "powerful monster" attire. all with a menacing aura
>yours is chubby and in a outfit that some random girl would wear on the street... and with a very warm and loving aura
>slight snickering all around
>"so, ms. flabstune. who's the cute guy?"
>seeing the mischievous look on her face for the first time since early in your relationship she says...
>"this is my hubby! he can..."
>and to list about a hundred different things
>while "hubby" invited more laughing the mood in the room quickly shifts as their view on her turns to jealousy. all of their husbands dont do much other than have sex.
>when she finishes they start begging to know how she got you to do all of this
>she only says "he just wanted to" and picks you up to leave, leaving the rest of the girls in a very grumpy mood.

>>42517234
Nice

>>42517340
boys talk about breeding their evil wife so much she won't fit into her old armor
men talk about loving your wife so much, she won't want to go back to wearing her old armor

>>42517196
Impressive she can tell it was jam just by hearing.

>>42517255
>>42517325
but still very cool

ai thread got deleted.
hopefully the AI shitter doesn't pull any more funny business and just accepts that people here dont want to see that shit.

>>42517325
Ah, I suppose the halo makes it more ophanim then seraphim. Didn't think when wanting to give her a unique halo.

The other thread really got deleted

>>42517447
>>42517461
I'm just glad mods did something for once and we don't have to deal with this for a whole month. Back to monster girl discussions.

>>42517460
yeah, i think that it should be an angel of flame

>>42517447
Good.

>>42514843

>>42517498
Are the hearts tattoos or a trick of the light?

>>42515438
https://youtu.be/A_C5z-4Snz4

>>42517484
The Chief God complains that all the peasants run to succubi over angels but when angels look like they're a sneeze away from smiting you is that really so surprising

>>42517483
Also aren’t seraphims slightly reptilian looking, which now I can’t stop thinking about a dragon girl and angel girl fusion and that her scales and fluffy wings would glow bright like flames.

>>42517547
They're completely harmless if you offer them good food.

>>42517484
Sin Eater au ra.

>>42517547
>chief god gives up and says
>"fine, if those humans want horny i'll give them horny!"
>creates a group of angels that could put hebis to shame in their obsession and have bodies to match
>they all get monsterized in under 2 weeks

>>42517549
no, if i remember, their bodies are covered by their wings covered in eyes and one angel of that type like metatron have eyes and tongues for every person that ever existed

>>42517447
>>42517461
>>42517470
>>42517484
really? that's good news, but do not dwell on it - let's not be petty and hopefully the situation will not be repeated
>>42517588
SEX ANGEL SEX ANGEL
PLEASE BE MINE

>>42517547
Just be a good boy and you'll get a nice Angel wife.

>>42517607
>nice Angel
>chained up
Hmmm...

>>42517616
>Hmmm...
She is horny that's why they put the chains...

>>42517605
Fear her might!

>>42514843
This lady seems nice. I think I'll ask her out.

>>42517673
she needs to stop being this cute, or I might consider snail girls!

>>42517605
My darling dear,
Fuck you all the time~

>>42517684
>Mark <3 standard issue eros beret
hnggggggggggggggh, that's the one hottest thing any monster can wear
it's pure condensated SEX worn on the head

>>42517673

Due to her limited agility snails should stick to magic jobs.

>>42517616
pay no attention to her aura, the fact that her wings occasionally shimmer like they are an illusion, the heavy defenses around her place of sealing, the fact that an "angel" is sealed in order territory, the bright red eyes, the overabundance of sealing items, the walls and floor being sheets of salt, or the fact that there isnt an ounce of holy energy in this place.
she is most definitely a angel and you absolutely wont be raped upon unsealing her.

>>42517713
>limited agility
>should stick to magic jobs
Her might is umatched!

>>42517767
MGE Giant Slug is really missing the shell, it would make her a lot more desirable and different from Tritonia

Demon need love too!

>>42517673
I wonder what it was about those medieval paintings of knights facing off against snails. Must be embarrassing for dragons that's their rivals.

>>42517759
Seems legit.

>>42517788
Slugs don't have shells, snails do.

>>42517815
Then rename her to Giant Snail, whatever

>>42517767
>your life ends 30 minutes from now
cute, I want to kiss the snail now

>>42517801
yep, thats why you should press the big red glowing "DO NOT PRESS - WILL UNSEAL" button that she is begging you to press.
and you definitely shouldnt read the booklet next to the button explaining why you shouldnt press it... oh, the text inside faded anyways.
well you have nothing telling you to NOT unseal her. whats the worst that could happen?

>>42517788
>>42517815
From the profile:
>Originally they were shelled monsters, but the shell was getting in the way, so they discarded it through the process of evolution in order to obtain even more pleasure.
That's honestly a really missed opportunity. It'd be cool to go inside your snail wife's shell for some private time with her.

>>42517767
>AGI: Snail
Rude

>>42517855
>It'd be cool to go inside your snail wife's shell for some private time with her.
That would be great.
She would be like a sandworm where whenever you're with her, you're also at home!

>>42517855
>Monster Girl evolution
Mr. Darwin please stop fucking the finches

>>42517853
If Tamamo-no-Mae can leave her sealed prison, why not this one?

>>42517855
The reworked profile should state that they reverted to using shells since shell-less appearance made it harder to find a partner and they generally only get "naked" for their husband.

One time, I was in a metro train at a demon realm city, a cheshire cat with a french accent sat next to me with a box full of live rats. She asked if i'd like to hold one. I said no thanks. When she got up to leave, she gave me a condom.
I think I was suppose to follow her out the train car or something. But then again, I'm in a metro full of crackhead mamono and mamono pulling off crazy weird shit.

>>42517855
>trumpart cards are their own tiny pocket dimension
>but the snail shell has to go
stupid KC... needs sabbath correction...

>>42517885
minotaur evolution gave us holsts, so it's not so bad

>>42517873
>outside in a park with your snail waifu
>suddenly feel horny
>just set shell in the nearest bush and have a go at it
>every passerby knows what's going on, but at least you can pretend.

>>42517898
exactly, thats what she's saying. now, you might want to unseal her soon. her aura's getting pretty intense, its making the floor crack and she's starting to drool with heart pupils.
but she's definitely not going to rape you. shes just... lusting over the idea of being free!

>>42517936
>cop comes knocking on the shell to let you know you're bothering people
>This is a private calsium carbonate shell and I will not be harassed, bitch!

>>42517955
>get snail gf
>get invited into her shell
>go inside
>90% of it is just lined with guns

>>42517941
imma bite off the chains sealing her

>>42517973
drop on one knee and propose
but we will need to work on her magical abilities and expand the pocket realm, so my guns can fit inside too!
>>42517955
>fuck off you dark elf femcel!
>how is a shell quietly rocking back and forth behind a bush bothering anyone?
>you're just jelly!

Let the fox sealed
I repeat, let the fox sealed
NO DO NOT UNSEAL HER ANON

>>42517973
>tardis shell
That could be fun. Like if for inexplicable reason the shell is bigger on the inside and nobody, including the snails themselves knows why.
Would give some extra spice to an otherwise very plain and unattractive species

if your snailfu has a shell and you love it a lot, will she have a magical replica she wears on when you are inside the pocket realm too?
or does she turn into a slug inside?

>>42517998
nah, too skinny4me need more meat on her bones

>All this talk about slugs and snails
I wish SlapStickStrike would get back to making MGE doujins. A tritonia story from him would be kino.

>>42517998
But she said if I take them off she'll let me touch her boobs...

>>42518021
>fox hears you say this after giving her a good lookover
>she starts begging as you walk to leave the sealing area
>right as you are about to leave she says
>"i have a bottomless stomach! i can literally eat as much as you want"

>>42517998
>cuddle fox
>kiss fox
>remove seals from arms and legs...
>apply to chest and hips
>continue cuddles

>>42517483
>>42517549
Both of these are pretty good ideas so ill think on how to incorporate these into the design.
I admit I was trying to make seraph more similar to angel/valkyrie that I didn't consider the serpent and flame aspects enough.

>>42518078
Nice dragon

>>42518117
dont forget to make a pic where the six wings cover the feet, the body, and the face

>>42518004
>Like if for inexplicable reason the shell is bigger on the inside and nobody, including the snails themselves knows why.
Exactly. Sandworms have huge "inner homes" because they're just plain huge in general. Snails could be a unique magical version of that.
You could add that snail shells have magical properties that have a use in making size and defense potions.

>>42518078
She looks like she bullies destitute peasants for their gold. Would not headpat.

>>42518075
>Unseal her and make her my chubby ancient evil wife
>When she start thinking about doing things like taking over the world, i just grab her muffintop

how come kc never updated?

>>42518191
Because this is the 2020s and we're no longer allowed to have nice things.

>>42518191
Too busy fighting NTR fags

>>42516106
>I would've preferred if MGE was PG-13
Musume no Iru Nichijou is perfect to you in this case. Because MGE should remain R-18.

I'm starting to suspect that elves aren't an endangered species after all.

I tried to draw my edgelord cursed sword oc who plays mmos and tops dps meters.

>>42514843

>>42518142
Of course! That's the plan. Along with dark seraph not caring to cover. might do a Eros variant of seraph too

I want to have sex with pregnant monster girls.
Having sex with monster girls who aren't pregnant is a necessary evil that I need to endure in order to have sex with them while they're pregnant.

What do you think of monster girls in battle attire?

>>42518284
Nonsense, please keep breeding the elves

>>42514843
You are not immune to fox propaganda.

>>42518374
Monster girls have great battle attire

I'd fuck an elf heroine.

>>42518407

You're right, i'm not. But in my defence i can tell that it's some great propaganda, and lolis always been my weakness.

>>42518236
what a cute chubbywan, I will search for more of this artfag now

>>42518372
wtf, are you me?
>rubbing her huge swollen belly
>drinking milk straight from darkened and also swollen nipples
>playing the game of guessing how many kids are inside based on the weight you feel when she rides you
that's how life should be like

>>42515129
Hey, it's not easy getting ready for a date when you only have so many hours when you're NOT petrified!

>>42518524
say that you want to be a good father to your kids too, and you are bound to get an echidna

>>42515348
Either Johnny Cash or Nat King Cole.

>>42518544
>Echidna faints after visiting internet for the first time and finding out about preggo fetishist forums

>>42517713
They don't need magic, their raw might makes them one of the most dangerous of foes to any knight foolish enough to challange them. How can you have not notice this by looking at the mere illustrations in the sacred texts, *gasp* dear say, did you even pay attention during order studies?
>>42517998
If I touch the mofu really slow, she swore the tailisman would not fall off. I mean, when has a fox attempted to fool a brave hero before?
>>42518407
Preposterous, no need to fear for vixen when all this newly arrived eastern priestess have sworn to protect us from all charms. Still don't get what all the strange writting is for, but I think they are keeping good to their word.

>>42515726
It makes me sad to think about Zombie nuns, just thinking about them, not even understanding that they're dead, just going through the motions of shambling around the convent and praying everyday at morning, noon, and night.

>>42518593
>wrote this instead of these
*sigh* I'm sorry.

>all these anons defending snails squires and knights

this is clearly some kind of psy-op, though the purpose is unknow to me.

Perhaps the way to anon's heart is to unleash a giant legion of spiders

>>42517461
why does hair covering her eyes make me so hard?

>>42518628
Anon, we've been over this. I want spider vagina, not a vagina full of spiders.

>>42518627
>Cat knights
>Tom squires
>Systemic sexual abuse.

i gave my wifey funyuns.

>>42518627
It's a common motif in medieval illustrations

>>42518632
Anon, those are your daughters. It just takes a bit of time before they gain humanoid form, but they are more adorable than regular toddlers.

>>42517767
>take snail knight to a play
>it's a horror
>she hides in her shell when the "Werewolf" comes on stage

>>42518628

>>42518596
Don't worry, they'll get better once they find a husband. Until then they have the mother superior to look after them.

>>42518315

>>42518372
But anon! Impregnating monster girls is the fun part!

>>42518714
Big spectral undead paws

>>42517096
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/104909153
uoh blindfold clergy. this one's still a human though, sorry.

>>42518524
Big.

>>42515348
Cat scratch fever by Ted Nugent, I ain't making it out of the karaoke bar full of kots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47floRRAFs

>>42518058

Oh, it's probably fine then

Touch the cow.

>>42518461
Who drew this? Both SauceNAO and Google Image Search give me nothing.

>>42515348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4WAUqmABWM
to attract all the older latin monsters

>>42515348
Me and meiya would sing a duet of scooby doo songs or nightmare before christmas songs because we're silly like that.

>>42518837
Matsuryuu
https://twitter.com/matsuryun/status/1608680732007989249

>>42518667
Smol spiders are very cute

>>42518667
My brain still tells me to throw shoes at them.

>>42518848
A duet with you as Santa and her as Oogie?

>>42518932
she'd love that. it's her favorite movie after all.
every time we go to the mall she just has to go to hot topic to buy a jack skellington t-shirt she says that jack reminds her of me. i don't know what she's getting at, i'm not even that lanky.

>>42518926
>throw shoe at spiderdaughteru
>she skitters behind the sofa and starts crying
well done

>>42518886
it do be

Which version of a cloning potion would you prefer?
>Parallel, All clones operate as autonomous individuals. Memory's are all integrated upon the spells ending
>Simultaneous. You control all clones simultaneously and feel all of their sensations at once. Needless to say this will be extremely disorienting at first

>>42519017
i don't particularly need a clone but the second one i guess

>>42519017
Doppelganger potion canonically works like the second and that is how it should be.

>>42518886
All spiders are very cute

>>42519017
Second one, otherwise it's getting into heresy.

>>42519017
The second one because I'm a dirty haremfag and I want to experience the absolute mind blowing domination of being fucked by all of them at once as I flounder helplessly.

what the fuck happened to both the other threads

>>42519017
The first is better because then I could organise hide and seek rape play better.

>>42519047
one was dealt justice and the other caught a stray

>>42519017
Latter. Duh.

Being an Order envoy is stressful
>Not even allowed a guard or escort most of the time
>Mamono barely understand personal space in general
>Called pet names by everyone, treated like a child
>No rape or forced marriage upon envoys is part of the agreement, but they’ll try everything short of that
>Several treaties and declarations have been read out or negotiated while groped upon a monster’s lap

Tigers are ambush predators, so a really sneaky Jinko could be hiding in your bed.

>>42519170
i should ask ms jinko if there's something on my back and show it to her

>>42518284
they are endangered relative to foxes.
then again, thats all monsters.

>>42519047
quick recap:
>retard makes thread with AI generated image, most likely to piss off anons who don't like AI "art"
>someone makes a new thread, but it's somewhat slow at first because early morning euro time
>meido axes it because technically there are more posts in the earlier AI thread
>some based greenworm enthusiast makes another attempt later, people quickly switch over and fill it with posts
>this time meido axes the shitty AI thread because all the activity is now here

>>42518374
my wife looks best in bikini armour. armour dresses are best with no panties, like a on centaur

>>42519207
dont forget that the AI op image was a response to an ai "art" argument in the thread before the ai one.

>>42519207
hard to beat the allure of greenworm

>>42519207
I really don't understand the autism around AI art. It's getting pretty ridiculous at this point.

today the thread is very good, congratulations to you all
I especially liked the Gargoyle and Snailposting.

>>42519279
>generate AI art
>"alright, fine. just keep it to yoursel-"
>"LOOK GUYS. LOOK AT WHAT I MADE"
>"you didnt make it, the AI did"
>"LEMME SPAM HUNDREDS OF IMAGES ON ART SITES!"
>"dude nobody wants to see this. at least only post the images with normal hands"
>"LOLOLOLOL SEETHING ARTFAG!"
you did this to yourself, AI tard.

>>42519279
too much saturation always gets pushback.
i also prefer when hands don't look like congenital birth defects
symmetry is usually nice too
the end result is typically pretty bland in the best case scenario

>>42519176
>Anon has a piece of paper saying "rape me" on his back
>he wasn't the one that put it there

>>42519318
"Pretty bland" doesn't usually result in seething responses.

>>42519279
The pictures themselves are less important, just a waste of image limit which nowadays isn't that important. The bigger issue is that AI seems to work like a magnet for shitheads. Previously there was a futafag openly posting futa and advocating for AI art at the same time. The usual furshitter also used to spam this generated garbage all over the thread. Now this idiot, just read some of the archived posts and how butthurt he was over people rejecting the AI thread.

I'd flip it around: why is it such a big deal to have one place on 4chan without AI art, this shit is everywhere on almost every board. Why make such a big scene about it, when you have countless threads dedicated to AI in every flavor possible.

>>42519326
dump of a couple truckloads of bland everywhere and you might get a different response.

>>42519328
why get so mad at it to begin with when the art itself is on topic and as good as anything youd find on dan or gelbooru

>>42519356
this is what im talking about
i havent seen more than a handful of ai images posted in a single thread out of several hundred images so this response is completely unwarranted

>>42519368
consider your insular take fortunate then.

>>42519361
>nonsensical panties
>floating hair
>nonsensical line below the armpit
>nonsensical shading all around
>both her legs are broken

>>42519361
>and as good as anything youd find on dan or gelbooru
HahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahAHAHAHAHhaaaa

>>42519377
>elbows too pointy, would not bang

>>42519163
>keep getting called back to the desert kingdom every few days because the anubis that's writing up the trade deals has a crush on you
>every time she tries to make a move she spills her spaghetti and gives up
>your getting high praise for being such a great negotiator but every visit deals critical emotional damage
>the other monsters don't even go for you anymore
>they hide behind corners and silently cheer for her on every attempt
>Pharoah even stopped negotiations once so she could go cheer anubis up after a particularly bad attempt
>if you don't get a job transfer soon, you may have to marry her out of sheer pity
>that is if the pharoah doesn't join the extremists and invade to capture you for her first

>>42519385
cope about it AI shitter, even real sketches are more appealing to look at than AI "art"

>>42519368
There used to be more of that a month ago or so, along with dumps of AI chat screencaps and there's less of it now precisely because anons started pushing back. Reasonable people got the hint and stopped, shitposting vermin still do it just to prove a point or to get people angry.
The spat with today's OP is the perfect example of what I'm talking about.

>>42518849
Thanks. Have this elf as a token of gratitude.
>>42519279
Some people think that if they kick and scream hard enough, the technology will simply blip out of existence.

>>42519361
>>42519368
I'm just going to keep doing what I've been doing, posting whatever good ones I find and ignoring the perpetually angry shitters. They'll always find something to be angry at, so pretend they don't exist and all is well.

>>42519361
>random wing sticking out of her ass (not in the manner of tail feathers)
>what the fucks going on with that hair in the back
>kneepit feathers
wait that last one might be onto something

>>42519361
Please, just shut up. Don't be that guy. Come on. I want to enjoy the thread instead of having two seethers argue back and forth about AI for the next 100 posts. Know when to bow out.