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Marry a Youkai in Gensokyo! Here's why-

1. Youkai are eternally young and beautiful! Yukari and many others and attest and prove this fact!
2. They are very powerful! Everyone loves power right?
3. They can protect you! They'll find ways to make you live as long as they do! Youkai are passionate lovers, once they have you they'll never want to let go!
4. Youkai are an endangered breed, so by giving a youkai many children, you'll be helping to repopulate their kind! And imagine how cute your children will look with green hair, blonde hair, or whatever hair color your youkai wife has!
5. They are cute and love you!


Gensokyo is full of many cute and single youkai! Yukari, Alice, Yuyuko, Aya, Satori, Kagerou, Remilia, and more! What are you waiting for?

>> No.42513364
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so many little yams to be made

>> No.42513369

>>42513364
You know spiders kill their partner after mating, right?

>> No.42513377

>>42513369
This doesn't apply to all spiders, and also Yamame isn't a spider! She's a youkai and a very nice girl!

>> No.42513378

>>42513369
that's pretty rare in the wild

>> No.42513381

>>42513378
Your intelligence is pretty rare bitch

>> No.42513383

>>42513369
>>42513381
Akyuu getting an early start. Does she have an alarm for when a thread like this gets posted?

>> No.42513390

>>42513383
oh. i thought it was a compliment

>> No.42513394

>>42513377
If you ever played Touhou 11 you'd know how much of an ass she is

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>> No.42513540
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Youkai...? Marry youkai...? Heh, no thanks. They're practically animals. What's next? Marrying fairies? Anyone that would "marry" a youkai should be laughed at. They don't love you. They just need to reproduce.

>> No.42513827

>>42513540
Gods have no place to bully youkai on this front. Especially not Kanako, virgin old hag.

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>>42513540
>What's next? Marrying fairies?
Yeah no one should do that. Ever
Since no one should it I'll take one for the team and marry these three faries

>> No.42515515

>>42513847
Marrying 3 is way too much, and I don't think any person should do that.

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These are some very good arguments.
However, counter argument: I love my human wife

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Ara? A human seduced by a goddess? How heretical, but when faced with such beauty, can it be helped? Admit it, you've fallen for Okina's charms.

>> No.42515915

>>42513322
have fun trying to get one without getting eaten. like there even real in the fist place anyway.

>> No.42516072

>>42513322
I just kill youkai on sight desu, would never marry one

>> No.42516262

>>42513322
Why would high-ranking youkai ever deign to marry a human? They're all assholes that think themselves above humanity, and humanity includes (You). A marriage is a partnership between two creatures, a partnership where they both love each other and see the other as an equal. A marriage where one party sees the other as inferior (racially inferior even!) is flawed from the get-go.

I guarantee you most half-youkai are rape babies.

>> No.42516281

>>42516262
>A marriage where one party sees the other as inferior (racially inferior even!) is flawed from the get-go.
You can love someone weaker and younger than you anon. Love is a strange thing. Also remember that youkai still have the hearts of women!

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>>42516281
>You can love someone weaker and younger than you anon.
Being weaker and younger doesn't necessarily make one inferior, as you can make it up in other ways. If one person in a marriage sees the other as inferior then the marriage is doomed to fail. They don't see you as a spouse, they see you as a pet or a possession. Thinking youkai as marriage material is a trap only the unexperienced fall for.

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>>42513322
>And imagine how cute your children will look with green hair, blonde hair, or whatever hair color your youkai wife has!
Hmm doesn't look that cute to me

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>>42516386
>they see you as a pet

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>>42513402
Whoa.

>> No.42517912

>>42513322
I refuse

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making littler devils with the little devil

>> No.42520484

>>42516386
Being a valued possession/husband sounds nice. Someone wants to have me that much, and all to themselves!

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the eggplant youkai

>> No.42521351

>>42515776
sorry, i was distracted by the funny diagram on your dress-banner, what did you say?

>> No.42523436

>>42513322
>just marry a youkai bro

>> No.42523744

i am going to marry many youkai and there is nothing that the idiot shrine girl or nasty human girls can do to stop me

>> No.42523747

>>42516262
>A marriage is a partnership between two creatures, a partnership where they both love each other and see the other as an equal.
shut up christian idiot we are going to marry into unequal partnerships with yokai women and you can't stop us

>> No.42523761

>>42513394
Now here is a man who understands...
Well atleast she's a graze powerhouse...

>> No.42524473

Why would anyone choose to marry an youkai when there are tons of lovely heavenly maidens who desire nothing more than to marry a wonderful human husband to dote on and start a happy family with.
Unlike the evil and smelly youkai, the heavenly maidens love humanity and will give them boundless love and serve them as a proper wife should.

It's super easy to meet one, too. All you need to do is pick up one of their veils lying in and around the village, and a heavenly maiden will come down right away to become your loving spouse.
What are you waiting for? Marry your way into heaven right now!

>> No.42524852

>>42523747
>christian
That's entirely modernist garbage

>> No.42525410
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>>42521351
Okina's funny tabard...

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>>42515776
I she angry?

>> No.42527002

I will exterminate the youkai by breeding with them all and ensuring that no pureblooded youkai are ever born again

>> No.42527588

>>42520658
Using the body editing app on my mysterious phone to set Yukari's fertility to absolute max!

>> No.42530176

>>42526822
She's smug, full of secret knowledge

>> No.42530324

I can't wait to spend my life with my Youkai wife instead of a stupid human!!!

>> No.42530627

>>42524473
Tenshi is mean and a brat... I don't see how she'd be a good wife...

>> No.42530703

>>42513322
Youkai eat people, specially men.

Why do you think there're no men in gensokyo?

I'll marry Reimu.

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>> No.42531423

>>42527588
Doing the happy with the Gappy to make Gappy more happy by making more Gappy!

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my foxwife can't be this cute

>> No.42531723
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42531723

maybe date a god

>> No.42531742

>>42531723
I don't want Alice to become my daughter though, she's creepy

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>>42531742
But you could do this!

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>>42513322
So if I marry Komachi, She will start getting Maternity leave?

>> No.42534620

>>42531872
More like you'll start being yelled at by Eiki

>> No.42541103

>>42531699
Fox is always cute

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>> No.42544140

>>42513369
That's actually more the exception than the rule

>> No.42550077

>>42541131
Would dealing with her body hair be worth it?

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>>42531423

>> No.42553336

>>42530703

reimu is unable to understand romantic advances from anyone but marisa, sorry bro.

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>>42553027
A youkai in its (un)natural state.

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>> No.42558442

>>42553336
So what you're saying is Reimu is going to make her husband dress up as Marisa? That's really perverted

>> No.42559038

>>42553770
Unnatural, but ideal

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>> No.42560640

I'm going to impregnate a Cirno!

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I want to repopulate the entire hell raven species with Okuu since Reimu slaughtered them all

>> No.42560950

>>42560759
>Reimu slaughtered them all
But why

>> No.42563728

>>42560950
For a laugh

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>>42560950
the crimson slasher needs no reason

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>> No.42569975

>>42513322
well okay which one?

>> No.42571052

>>42558442

maybe.
maybe i'm saying she'll forcefully dress you like marisa whether you like it or not
maybe she'll even peg you and whisper marisa's name in your ear. It all depends on how degenerate (You) are.

>> No.42571435

>>42571052
Impregnating Reimu while dressed as Marisa!
Marisa walking in on you two!
Marisa walking away!

>> No.42572532

yokai wife! yokai life!
yokai wife! yokai life!
yokai wife! yokai life!

>> No.42573019

>>42571435

Marisa returning with Patchouli to burn the shrine down together and magick away the evidence!

>> No.42573183

>>42573019
This would fail for several reasons;

1. Reimu is still Reimu and still powerful and scary, even if she has weird fetishes
2. Patchouli would take 5 steps out of the Scarlet Devil Mansion before her fat asthmatic ass would fall to the ground and she'd be too tired and sweaty to continue

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>> No.42574127

>>42573183

sounds to me like you're making excuses for being caught on the spot, hands red, and ass clad in marisa's freshly used clothes. There is no forgiveness for sexual perverts like you.

>> No.42575950

>>42574127
Hey, those aren't Marisa's OWN clothes! They're just a copy Alice volunteered to make!

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Sounds to me like you guys want to be girlfriends rather than boyfriends of your hu.
Reimu deserves better than scrawny femboys pining after her, poor girl might get some self image issues from this, seeing what looks like homosexual men act like they're interested in her romantically. Sends a message that her feminity is seriously lacking. Besides, if she really has a fetish for Marisa then what's stopping her from going after Marisa directly? You'd just be a poor imitation at best, and she propably won't love you for who (You) are.

>> No.42576827

>>42576597
>Besides, if she really has a fetish for Marisa then what's stopping her from going after Marisa directly?
Girls can't love girls

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>>42576827
Then it all sounds like a poor excuse to inflict your crossdressing fetish on a pure innocent maiden.

>> No.42576861

>>42576851
Reimu is neither pure nor innocent.

>> No.42576995

>>42576827
Didn't stop her from slobbering all over Meira's girlpp

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There's nothing wrong with dressing up as Marisa!

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>>42577008
An incident where everyone decides to dress up as Marisa!

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>> No.42577719

>>42577661
sex fox

>> No.42577737

>>42577661
chaste cuddle fox

>> No.42578427

>>42577512
But what could the cause be?

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>> No.42580569

>>42578427

it starts when marisa tells everyone that reimu is a degenerate who dresses visitors up as her best friend, and in a twist of fate, everyone mocks her by doing the exact same thing.
it ends by having marisa dress up as Reimu instead!

>> No.42580936

>>42576851
I didnt. Im a man and i will marry reimu and impregnate her.

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Marriage ceremony with youkai!
Honeymoon with youkai!
Breakfast in bed with youkai!
Summer walks with youkai!
Hating the stupid hakurei shrine girl (what a fucking loser bitch) with youkai!
Rainy days inside with youkai!
Drinking with youkai!
Mountain picnic with youkai!
Child-rearing with youkai!
Bedtime stories with youkai!
Avoiding taxes with youkai!
Radio exercises with youkai!
Marriage counseling with youkai!
Funeral planning with youkai!

>> No.42586481

>>42513369
Good.

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>>42577661
Double deal.

>> No.42595538

>>42588174
prepare for trouboe and make it double

>> No.42595542

>>42595538
more like exponential (progeny)

>> No.42595567

>>42576597
so true, if only there was a way to filter these scrawny faggots, only leaving the strongest and most manly subjects, maybe a fist fight of some sort?

>> No.42595623

You WILL spirit yourself away to Gensokyo
You WILL eat a piece of that hobo you murdered earlier to turn yourself into a youkai
You WILL marry a youkai and live a gorillion years with her.

>> No.42595720

>>42595567
I won by default in my category on account of being the only one there. Besides, Yuyuko will give some of you some stiff competition.

>> No.42599937

>>42595567
any human-lover would get destroyed by a youkai-lover because only a real man would love a youkai

>> No.42603222

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105178144
fertile fox

>> No.42607852

https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9047617

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>>42513322
forever together with my youkai wife

>> No.42608067

>>42513402
this makes me strangely horny

>> No.42613868

humans are disgusting
yokai are the best
meet a yokai TODAY for a better life

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>> No.42614846

>>42608034
erotic 139 year old!

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