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Which Touhou would you play videogames with?

Don't bother saying I'D BURY MY FACE IN MAI WAIFU'S FAT TITS/FLAT CHEST. We know. We're assuming that you finished rolling in the hay, or dodging danmaku, or furiously drinking tea and eating cookies together with your Touhou of choice.

Whatever you want to do with her, you did. And it just so happens that you have your computer or your game console of choice nearby.

>> No.4240878

>videogames
OH SOMEONE'S GONNA SAY IT!

>> No.4240877

/v/ hurp durp

>> No.4240883

>>4240877
fuck you

>> No.4240882

>>4240878

too late bro

>> No.4240890

Kaguya. She's a hikikomori, so her skills should be at least decent.

>> No.4240894

/jp/ = Touhou

moot agreed don't bother him about it.

>> No.4240905

I think that entirely depends on what kind of game we're playing.

FPS Splitscreen co-op? Marisa.
FPS 1v1 LAN? Hm, Mokou.
MMORPG buddy? Patchouli.
RTS? Kaguya.

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Koishi. She'd be even better at mind-games than her sister. But the experience is ultimately unsatisfying for both of us because her heart isn't open.

>> No.4240926

SCHMUPS ARE VIDEO GAMES, BACK TO /v/

>> No.4240929
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I'D BURY MY FACE IN MAI WAIFU'S FAT TITS

>> No.4240931

All the touhou girls are way too pure to do anything with 3d filth such as us. Sage for thinking you are worthy in any way to meet any touhou.

>> No.4240946
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Cooperative? Alice. She has mad skills and could probably 40-box a raid in any MMO of your choice. Competitive? Either of the inaba sisters. Reisen would probably be decent at the games but have terrible luck, and Tei would cheat in such ingenious ways I wouldn't figure it out or I couldn't possibly be mad at such skill (in cheating).

>> No.4240941

>>4240929

But you already did that.

Oh, well, I suppose it's okay to do it again.

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Parsee. She'd either be jealous of me or forcibly make me jealous of her, even if I was not jealous, depending on who is better.

>> No.4240997

>>4240871
I'd play PoDD with Mima. I'd end up sitting alone staring at the screen with tears in my eyes, waiting for her to show up.

"Alright," I say. "I'll just wait a little longer. She'll be here soon, I can feel it in my bones." ;_;

>> No.4241054

thread belongs to /v/

sage

>> No.4241063

>>4241054
Thread needs to be bumped because Touhou is awesome.

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>>4241063
Whoa, that's a valid bump reason? I'm going to bump every thread I like with that from now on.

>> No.4241100

>>4241077
As far as I can tell that has always been valid on 4chan.

>> No.4241155

I'd play games with Okuu.

>> No.4241175
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I'm a huge chatterbox and of the characters I know anything about, Marisa seems like she'd be the most fun to bullshit with.

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>>4241077
Hell yeah it's a valid reason.

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I imagine this out of character Yuka would be fun for some friendly games.

Touhous wouldnt play FPS,RTS,RPGs maybe they'd play MMOs and maybe JRPGs...

They're females and I expect them not to be fascinated by games. Except Singstar, Guitar Hero or Little Big Planet and similar stuff.

I'm guessing they'd like artistic games like Valkyrie Chronicles or Eternal Sonata.

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>>4241199
They're females who all seem to love play-fighting for fun and are competitive as fuck.

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>>4240871
I would play video games with Yukari so when I get pissed off with some bastard over a game she can open a gap to that player allowing me to punch that lil fuckers face in.

>> No.4241230

>>4241223
Or she could just fuck with your Border of Frustration and make you not frustrated anymore. Surely you'd rather she do that?

>> No.4241231

Patchouli.

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>>4241230
Maybe she can mess with the Border of Life and Death and make it so Kircheis is here. ;_;

>> No.4241247

>>4241230

>Or she could just fuck you.......not frustrated anymore.

I see your clever plan, Anonymous!

>> No.4241249
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4241249

I'd play with Marisa because she'd probably provide the kind of playful competition I enjoy. She also seems like she'd be a true bro.

>>4241223

Holy fuck. That would be incredible.

>> No.4241291

>>4241249
She'd borrow your games and never return them.

>> No.4241293

>>4241223

If she let me punch people through the internet she would be mai waifu forever.

I would handle many objects of alien origin in my bowels for that power.

>> No.4241299

>>4241206
>love play-fighting for fun
My point, why play video games when theres magic, flight, battles to fill your time.

I'm sure I wouldnt play fictional video game shit if I could fly and shoot lasers and others could too, and no one ever dies.

Hell if there was only basic magic I'd probably learn the hell out of it instead of playing video games.

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>>4241230
You mean like this?

>> No.4241319

I doubt I'd have any chance against their youkai reflexes and thousand year experience.

>> No.4241323

>>4241319
At first yes because they're newbs, after sometime you'd lose all the time

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Cirno. I'd love to see her get frustrated as she lost at any game.

>> No.4241503

Utsuho

FUCK YEAH NUKE AND AIRFORCE GENERAL TEAM UP

>> No.4241509

satori

i'll still win

>> No.4241513

>>4240946
>Cooperative? Alice. She has mad skills and could probably 40-box a raid in any MMO of your choice.

Fuck yeah, Alice. We'd raid together. I would play one character and she would play the rest.

>> No.4241519

I would play 2d fighters with Satori.
Think about blocking on wakeup->wakeup dp
Think about wakeup DP->wakeup throw
Think about wakeup throw->wakeup dp

You have similar options in the midgame, getting free mixups as long as she can hear your mind.

What are you playing for? Sexual favors, ofcourse.

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>>4241199
>>4241249

>> No.4241538

>>4241513
You are redundant then.

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>>4241451
yessss.

>> No.4241566

Kaguya or Reisen

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