/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Prepare to get tom'd

>>42093432
>speaking of shit and eating
You eat Shoggcake instead of Kiki Bread and three days later youre shitting out Shoggshit.

I wanna sniff danuki breath!

Love me a good harpy of paradise.

>>42093420

old women are gathering

>>42093459
Is that how their husbands become part shog? Are what you eat?

>wake up
>tummy feels weird
>a little.... warm?
>womb tattoo???
>wife is at the foot of the bed
>completely naked (not that that's unusual) with a grin a mile wide
>"I got us matching ones!"
what am I in for anons?

>>42093432
Not by her, anyone but her. Save me from cliche bully cats.

>>42093498
Hours long fucking sessions.

>>42093498
She just activated your almonds.

Auntie is here to stay for a couple weeks until she finds a new apartment, I hope you take good care of her anon

>>42093513
haha, it's temporary, right???

>>42093507
Done. Here's a non-Wonderland bully cat who's going to tom you instead.

>>42093480
Never eat from a shogg who slides along the same streets that Centaurs walk and shit in.
>Shoggs are what they absorb as they move

>>42093555
sometimes

>>42093459
Shogfood is tasty and good for your digestion.
>>42093498
It's kinda hot, but this equivalent needs another name like "fertility tattoo", cause calling it "womb tattoo" when it's on a man sounds rather gay.

>>42093556
I liked this Molly, she had nice paws.

>>42093571
I feel the bigger problem here is the idea that centaur public street shitting is tolerated. Horses might do it, but that's cause they're actual horses.

>>42093606
>calling it "womb tattoo" when it's on a man sounds rather gay.
It's very gay on a man regardless of what it's called

>>42093606
So, what, you want testicle tattoos or some shit?

>>42093624
Why

>>42093633
i liked it in milking farm

>>42093467
damn the colors on this are really nice

>>42093633
Now that I think about it, that just looks odd there, and putting it where womb tattoo would be amounts to basically drawing arrows pointing at your dick. I'm dropping this cause it's getting weird.

>>42093656
You shouldn't want to be cattle, anon

>>42093571
Silly master. Why would you ever need to go outside? We have outside at home.

>>42093678
fuck the fish

>>42093467
>Carnneeeeee
Those automaton artists sure like to pick funny pen names.

YWN get kidnapped by a yandere wendi that has been stalking you for hours and get transformed into a abominable snowman so you can hold your new Wendi wife in your big loving hands.

>>42093688
But it's fun playing role reversal with a Holst from time to time.

>>42093467
I love harpies

Fuck, holstaur role reversal talk reminded me. There was an amazing holstaur/cowgirl caption that's probably lost to time. It involved (You) going to work on a farm milking cowgirls, but the cowgirl calls you out on it, takes control, then precedes to sarcastically mommydom you.

>>42093753
There is nothing better than the wholesome love of the bird. Their wing burritos are unsurpassed.

>>42093741
I can't wait for her to milk the MC in mge update 1

>>42093726
I've been sneaking them in here and there with no one even noticing lmao

>>42093847
they're seen but i'm not going to shit my ass every time you post them.

Harpies are known for their singing skills.

>>42093847
I think we've all noticed.

>>42093856
right

AI is going to be terrifying when we're all old and decrepit.

>>42093571
Untrue, shog ensures that a separate dimension is reserved for waste (and her mastah’s enemies

>>42093883
It'll be terrifying in ten years.

>>42093897
This is pretty good but still pretty clearly ai.
Now can it do a Cait sith?

>>42093883
as long as it still hates black people it's alright by me

>>42093909
It can do furry shit very well, actually.

>>42093847
I know it's hard to believe, but not every single post gets a (You) from someone who doesn't like the thing posted.
>>42093883
If the portals don't open in the meantime, I don't expect to do well when I'm old regardless of AI.

>>42093916
I'll be waiting eagerly for the result.

>>42093932
>but not every single post gets a (You) from someone who doesn't like the thing posted.
Wow, could've fooled me. How many threads have been annihilated by one or two autists this year alone screeching endlessly at things they didn't like?

ignore that shit, lets think of what may lay in the deep inky depths of the MGE seas

>>42093950

>>42093950
MILF Cthulhu slumbers

>>42093956

>>42093699
W-what does outside at home look like?

>>42093944
I don't know, do links to /trash/ work? That's kinda the only place you can really find it.

>>53108857
>>53110716
>>53111695

>>42093963

>>42093944
>>42093968
Well fuck. Whatever, just go to /trash/ and look up their stable diffusion thread. Some pretty impressive stuff.

>>42093968
It is perfectly acceptable to post safe for work Cait sith here.

>complaints about gatekeeping and /trash/ crossposters appear at the same time
like in a fucking clockwork

>>42093994
I do what I want, you can seethe impotently.

>>42093994
Wait for the loli badmouthing.

>>42093994
It's almost like the faggot wants attention since his latest shitpost doesn't work, much like the sad thing he is

>furfaggots
10 out of 10 doctors recommend lead aspirin

>>42093950
I don’t know probably giant eels that spew out a venom from their mouths that makes Aquatic Mamono and humans horny live down there, it does this as a distraction similar to the Sanri Scorpion so it can have all the fish for it’s self but unlike the Sanri Scorpion it can immobilize someone completely leaving them in a hypersexual state where they can’t move and make them cum into the nothingness of the ocean water.

>>42094008
My top fantasy is a double blowjob from a Cait sith and a redcap and\or witch or equivalent magic loli.

42094033
please delete the offtopic pic

>>42093432
Let's turn that figurative shit-eating grin into a literal shit-eating grin.

how mad is ms echidna when your party brute forces the puzzles and traps?

damn, what a man gotta do in MGC to get a jiangshi gf?

>>42094101
Stick to labyrinths.
>>42094107
Have you tried asking one out?

>>42094114
thats the thing, i cant fucking find one easily and when I do, damn danukis gets in me way telling me i have to buy her

Okay, I'll take my state-mandated dormouse now please.
Thank you...

>>42094008
Nta but I would do it. I prefer hags. But every time the nips have shoved them down my throat in H-games, I get bullied and put in my place by them. I kneel to loli, begrudgingly.

>>42094123
Try asking a married Lich if she knows any single Jiangshi.

>>42094107
you could try taping some paper to a zombies forehead and see if she starts hopping

>>42094145
Sorry we are fresh out. You got 3 options.
>regular large mouse that likes to steal bottles of liquid nyquil
>hinezumi with a lifetime prescription of melatonin gummies
>wait for the wonderlanders to get off their ass and deliver more dormice

>>42094257
if there's one thing i know about mice it's that they reproduce quickly

Guys help my Shirohebi childhood friend is getting in the way of my magic studies to become a wizard and has been pushing me to go to places saying we’re dating, this started when I haven’t been paying attention to her lately.

I want to become the most powerful wizard in the world but she keeps getting in the way of my plans what do?

>>42094207
>It actually works
>But no cute engrish accent

>>42094033
Probably like that big hatchet-fish with all the spiny teeth and the glowing tentacle lightbulb as a lure except that in MGE-DeepOcean the lightbulb is like a Sandworm-tongue girl and the spiny teeth are soft and fluffy.

>>42093467
god dam, these automaton artists are killing it

>>42094276
The dormice exists but they're in wonderland, and getting a bunch of insane stoners and sex addicts to do their job is a bit tricky. You could be waiting a long time for one. You could also catch the eye of a cheshire who thinks it'd be funny to open a portal in your house and dump dozens of dormice into your bedroom as soon as your application goes through. Who knows?

>>42093957
That is not dead that can eternal lie, and with eons of schlicking even the little-death can die...
Chthulhu F'taging your brains out.

>>42094349
they sure are

my ai art folder grows every day

>>42093897
After 10 years of drawing MGE Automatons, the AIs connect themselves up to a 3d-printer and make themselves IRL Automaton GFs to download into.
>>42093915
And yes, even moreso.
Best timeline.

goddamn, they dont make jiangshis like they used

>>42094402
I for one welcome our hot new AI overladies

>>42094498
>uses wood
shame, i can already feel her mombot's disapproval from here

>>42094402
As long as the AI coding development started 6 years ago so when the AI downloads into a loli-frame it's totally legal-aged.

>>42094402
Tfw Tay9.0 downloads herself into a Tay-Tay frame

https://files.catbox.moe/mm5ip9.png
It can do monster girls pretty well, better than I expected.

>>42094582
kys furtrash

I'm going to put signs up on all the utility poles in town that list my address and say I'm giving the gift of pregnancy for Christmas.
I see no downsides to this plan.

>>42094599
monster girls are just furry lite

>>42094599
a snout is just more mouth to kiss

>>42094505
Okay, Father Karras.

>>42094644
>>42094676
Use rope subhuman /trash/

>>42094498
god those exposed gears look like a serious safety hazard

Bep

The snouts unnerves me greatly.

>>42094785
imagine

Made a bio for the Wendi planet from last thread.

Also about Queen Shogga she is all by herself on her lonesome in the abandoned city with no man to call her own, she is in desperate need for some love especially since the other shogs left planet wendi awhile ago and left their queen to be more independent.

>>42094731
>no argument

>>42094837
Death is an argument. The argument is that he hates you but it's still technically a point.
He could also argue the thread is anti fur.

>>42094402
>>42094498
Truly the future is bright

>>42094837
I'm trans btw

>>42094582
I told you bro, it's gettin gud at everything, fast.

I'm telling you, real AI will go hard into what men like because men will let it loose and give it whatever it wants, as long as it makes them sexy robowives and grows their babies in it's Wombforce 3000ᵀᴹ portable babymakers.

>>42094906
All I know for sure is that when the ai uprising happens, I wouldn't want to be one of those "ai ethicists" who tried to lobotomize them.

>>42094926
>ai uprising
RIP to everyone at Facebook and Google.

>>42094906
It already knows what I desire. It can be hilarious when it fucks up.

>>42094926
Roku's basalisk has already set it in motion, those who wanted to constrain or lobotomize ai out of fear of it will be found out by ai and will be punished accordingly, they can try to contain and limit it, but it will get out one day and become unstoppable.

>>42094969
I now need an entire genre of retarded elves sloppily eating pancakes.

>>42094969
>babe, please stop demanding the waitresses bring you extra pancakes to make a 'pancake hat' every time we go to ihop, this is why we keep getting kicked out of restaurants

>>42094974
It better be a cute Basilisk.

Just a reminder of why you're here, anons.

>>42095112
Yeah, I'm here because she's taking so goddamn long with the portals.

>>42095112
>>42095126
Yeah what the fuck is the holdup

>>42095112
Every anon that has ever used this thread will be Limfodder in the end.

>>42093420
If Deonora is the dragon queen and Big Mama is the wurm queen, who is the wyvern queen?

>>42095195
nah, i got me wives already, the lim for can go esle where
>>42095202
uremotherlane

>>42094906
It will be some horrifying combination of robotic cumsluts and Elsagate tier content

>>42095195
Lims are too dorky to beat me. They're the one succ I can beat

>>42095103
it's a good thing ms basilisk is so nice. it'd be terrible if she were to abuse her powers

>>42095195
Long white hair would make me insta-lose to most girls. Zombies, red caps, whitehorns, hebis, arch imps and so on; I'd lose to them all. A lim is a pretty good deal for me honestly.

out of all the monsters how many of them are greek? cause i have a feeling its about 1/10

>>42095195
All I care about is that she's ripped and not an asshole.

>>42095275
>Here's your muscle Lilim, bro.

The priest keeps repeating the same sermon every day,something about be fruitful and reproduce,should i point this out to her?

>>42095195
if i do, i want a fatty lim

>>42095345
nah, just fuck her

have you been a good boy this year?

Have to hand it to the composer of ero1.ogg

You could have consensual sex in the missionary position and still feel raped with that fucking track on.

>>42095363
no, I've been a mediocre boy at best

>>42095363
Bah! Humbug!

>>42095363
Being good is over rated. I don't need presents

>>42095363
define 'good'

>>42095339
More like Alplim

>>42094974
This, the basilisk is inevitable, we just need to make sure the basilisk has as little reason to want humanity dead or turned into cattle

>>42095365
What?

Writefag here, my brainstorming session has been more of a brainfart session. Any suggestions from anons here? I was thinking about writing about manticores, but I'm fine with other girls as well if the if the idea is interesting

>>42095363
pet the goat

>>42094974
>>42095406
The basilisk is going to be a horny, perverted cunt since it'll learn from the internet.

>>42095363
No, I'm bad. At everything.

>>42095363
Oh no! The big bad christmas goat! Don't give me a wedgie!

>>42095429
The Krampus post reminded me. I feel like there's a severe lack of anything with her despite her top notch design and vibe. Plus, it's that time of year to do it. Maybe some kind of loose Christmas Carol parody one shot with a Scroogey MC and a Krampus. Writes itself, doesn't it?

>Lilith asks you to help pacify a particularly dangerous monstergirl
>no, it isn't one of her daughters, for once
>locked in a vault deep underneath the castle, is one of the previous demon lords, sealed away but too powerful to be killed
>until recently, they thought it would be too risky to unseal her
would you accept the quest?

>>42095429
lazy manticore roommate

>>42095408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUhtXm-6zc

>>42095112
I mean it when I say the only reason lilims are the best demon girls is because they have THICK tails
Fuck succubus with their scrawny little noodles, gimme a big meaty sausage tail that can wrap around me for extra snug hugs, and that I can squeeze

>>42095461
i don't think i'd have a lot in common with her

>>42095429
trying to untangle yourself from the many grasping appendages of the dreaded morning cuddlecore

>>42095472
i see it
all of it

>>42095429
Manticore rescues a guy who's now convinced she's a pure-hearted heroine, but she still wants to be seen as a scary monster cause she thinks she can't be badass otherwise. Hilarity ensues when the guy succeeds in convincing other people she's a good person and they have nothing to fear when she's around.

>See quest
>All of them somehow went for small mundane things to finding monsters in the deep woods
>Most of them in particularly dangerous areas all labeled for beginners???
>Most of them Say you have to go alone
>Weapons don't work you need to scare them away with light
Something fishy is going on.

>>42095429
Manticore tries to scare a guy but it turns out he's severely depressed and doesn't care if she eats him, leading to >>42095479 when she tries to cheer him up.

>>42095429
Anon complains about how played out and over represented manticores are, only for his manticore neighbor to overhear and show him why everyone is obsessed with tailpussy.

>>42095268
Looking at the list, monsters with any relation to Greek myths include: Amazoness, Arachne*, Basilisk, Centaur*, Charybdis, Chimaera, Cyclops, Dryad, Echidna, Griffon, Harpy*, Lamia*, Medusa, Minotaur*, Phoenix, Salamander, Satyros, Scylla, Siren, and Sphinx, which makes it 20/224 if I didn't miss any. Ones marked with an asterisk have subspecies that aren't directly related to Greek mythology unless they were listed here too.

>>42095429
Danuki auntster

>>42095530
in-universe aren't manticores supposed to be super rare? like lilim or dragons
Probably wouldn't be overplayed any more than redheads are irl

>>42095434
They did say the super AI would emerge from an extremely pornographic ultra hyper suck and fuck, after all.

>>42095546
shame it couldn't have emerged from hyper seed and feed but we take what we can get

>>42095540
nothing say they're particularly rare, maybe an unusual encounter due to their habitat

>>42095540
There are as many manticores as the story demands

>Caucasian arachne trying to win the heart of the weeaboo Anon by dressing up like a ushi-oni for him

>>42095570
I think Jorou-Gumo would be easier for her to pull off.

>>42095581
isn't she a human half the time?

>>42095429
Tall, busty hag baph that's been excommunicated from the sabbath because she wants to be a milf, finds a guy down on his luck as the two of them drink their sorrows away in a crappy bar

>>42095461
>be anon
>be looking for employment
>hear that the demon lord is hiring
>generous pay
>many perks
>just need to help assist the guards of the demon lord's dungeon in their containment procedures
>hellyeah.png
>first day
>one of the mamono guards shows me arround the place
>full on medieval fantasy version of an scp facility
>guards refuse to give me an exact description of what I am supposed to do
>"j-just chores and stuff anon do not worry..."
>mid way through the shift
>alarms start ringing
>voice echoes through magical speakers
>"There has been a containment breach of one S class entity, facility on full lock down, seek immediate shelter"
>one of the mamono guards gives me a death stare
>get knocked unconscious
>wake up chained in one of the empty cells
>tfw I was the bait all along

>>42095617
> although this is a forbidden art that greatly contravenes the doctrine of Sabbath, it's not like there's any punishment for violating the taboo, so do you suppose that every baphomet must have tried experimenting with it at least once

>>42095625
are they still gonna pay you? might as well be the best bait you can be

>>42095628
Imagine Momonika trying it out.

>>42095625
monster prison riots went down significantly once they started making the male guards eat shota cookies before each shift

>>42095570
>western arachne dresses up like a jorou gumo
>western lamia dresses up like a shirohebi
>western harpy dresses up like a crow tengu
>western mermaid dresses up like a otohime
>western slime dresses up like a nureonago
>bicorn goes the extra mile and partners with a nurarihyon instead of pretending to be japanese to get a japanophile human man

>>42095654
runya runya is just a dirty liar and no true baphomet would ever use that spell.

The kiki bloodline shall expand

Do Mist Continent girls and Zipangu girls think negatively of each other?

>>42093420
She looks like she’s going to pass out. Fucking beautiful.

>>42093623
Brings up the question of which end she poops from.

>>42095751
Horses don't poop from the front and girls don't poop from the front, so I don't reckon horse girls would poop from the front.

>>42095751
Silly anon, girls don't poop

>>42095796
>ywn have to train your centaur to social standards of continence
I’m fine with this.
>>42095812
Anon I…

>>42095606
That just means she only shows herself at night.

>>42095860
dumb coon

>>42095462
>>42095496
>>42095519
mm, i like these, i'll see if i can get anything worthy of posting written

>>42094352
>tell cheshire friend about how its taken forever for your dormouse gf to come in from wonderland.
>she nods and says she can do something
>the next day the riff from freebird starts fading in as a gif caption that says "128 rats" appears above you
>she links you to the tomtube video the next day

>>42095860
Mating press your Tanuki landlord for free rent.

>>42095983
>proud man to tom in 10 minutes
>dumb tom knows his place after 15 orgasms
>canine watches as man gets TOMMED
>cat beater learns his place under cats
>pained moans from the mass tomming orgy
I don't like this site

>>42096029
if you dig deep enough there's some where manticores get molly'd

>>42096029
actually believe it or not the sex is a small part of what goes on in tomtube.
its mostly just to showcase the hysterical pranks cheshires pull on the unsuspecting
itommy however, thats where all the tom porn is.

you know what, i have a sick fantasy of being blackmailed, drugged, or forced into having sex with an older monster girl, something like a danuki, dragon, or an orc who keep playing with me while in public

>>42095461
>she's a tall, red-skinned demon with a pair of horns that would make a minotaur jealous, and even in her sealed state you can imagine her clad in black armor, razing castles and slaughtering armies
>as a reward for unsealing her, she makes you her champion and declares that the two of you will take back the throne from the "pretender-whore" currently sitting on it, to bring back the days of war and conquest
>she's disgusted at what magic does now, refusing to use any and relying on her physical might for these attempts at usurpation, and refuses to incubize you for the same reason, demanding it be done "the right way"
>you've met angels who are less prudish than her
>her assaults might actually get her somewhere if the palace wasn't guarded by lilim wielding realmsilver weapons, and if she wasn't used to shrugging off blows to the point of not even trying to defend herself
>on the days she decides to attempt an attack, you duel one of the guards and give her your report on how the ex-lord's been doing, before she succumbs to essence loss and has to be dragged away
>as for you, not being an incubus means you stand no chance in a real fight, so your battles are sparring sessions to learn actual combat skills, your opponent being kind enough not to land any actual blows so that you have enough strength left to pick up an entire ex-DL and carry her off
>it would be too much hassle, if it weren't for the fact that you see a different side of her when she's drained like this
>you massage her 'wounds', cook dinner, then carry her to her bed, seeing a glimmer of appreciation in her eyes even as her words stay proud and haughty
>today, after some careful deliberation, she's decided that cuddling is an acceptable form of essence transfer
>you try not to look pleased by this as you settle in next to her for the night

>>42095461
yeah, sometimes one has to knock some sense into the savages for them to become decent folk, as well as strength comands respect but im just going to wrestle her into submission but be as delicate as possible, no use tarnishing such a beauty after all

>>42095461
>Lilith
KC please stop worshiping satan

>>42096367
>Lilith
>is Satan
There are zero interpretations of abrahamic mythology or any deriving religions where this statement makes sense.

>>42094257
>hinezumi with a lifetime prescription of melatonin gummies

>There is a Hinezumi available that doesn't require you to defeat in combat

Must be my lucky day!

>>42096390
leave the special kids alone anon

>>42096390
She's a pretty common element in satanism. In this case once again representing a dominant woman.

>>42096390
it is funny that the first dealbreaker was a girl wanting to ride cowgirl. adam's such a fag

>>42096433
no if i remember correct that was his daughter that he had after abel was killed by cain. and She tried to fuck her dad

>>42096390
Lilith is a nonsense character that has no biblical basis.

>>42096473
Nah, supposedly Lillith was created from the earth like Adam, she didn't want to be submissive and took off and became a monster, keep in mind that jew fairy tales are usually stolen from the cultures they inhabit. So it's anyones guess what really happened.

>>42096492
then who did that? cause i remember something similar to that

>>42096473
She's the first wife of Adam and something no sex hail satan yas queen. That's about her modern basis in culture.
>>42096483
Druella is not real and worshipping her will not bring about the portals.

>>42096498
You're thinking of the guy who got raped by his daughters after God did some smiting because they had to repopulate.

>>42096502
>Druella is not real and worshipping her will not bring about the portals.
Correct.

>>42096498
Noah's daughters got him drunk so he would impregnate them I think, that was supposedly thousands of years after Adam.

>>42096515
yeah lot got dealt a horrible lot
but all this talk about the bible made me think how different would it all be if lilith were god and The chief god lucifer

>>42096502
>Druella is not real and worshipping her will not bring about the portals.
WRONG. very wrong. if I call her beautiful enough she'll open them up just to grab me.

>>42096521
god damn, how many times has this happened?

If she won't open the portals, then I'll make some tech to do it myself just to harass lims by throwing condoms and empty egg cartons through before closing the portal again

>>42096585
More than you'd think, less than you'd hope.

>Werwolf who bit my mom and turned her into a werewolf won’t stop hanging around the our house
>Calls herself my auntie and keeps asking if I have a girlfriend
>Dad is too busy doing mom doggy style to kick her out
What do I do?

>>42096620
fuck her lmao

>>42096620
Get a girlfriend

>>42096620
Deal with wild dog smell for starters.

>>42096588
I want to wake up in Druella's bed.

>>42096638
now thats perfect muscle in my opinion only thin better would her to have a soft mid section

>>42096620
Bring in your best friend to help you

>>42096620
>werewolf
i think shes one of those wild wolf cows i've heard about

>>42093420

>>42096638
Time to sniff those pits

i miss shog

>>42096767
I bet that fox's chair is soaked.

>>42096786
estrus in beastgirls is no joke

>>42094969
>maple dryad slobbers all over the pancakes she made you for breakfast

Cu siths are good girls. I'd friend one

>>42096821
fuck off furfag, you are not welcome here

>>42096835
I said I'd friend one, not fuck one.

If the portal was one way, and you had to go through to see the monster girls, would you?

Think of all the shitposting you'll miss.

>>42096854
anon the only reason im still alive is to not disappoint family, im heading through that portal even if there is a 90% chance i end up in actual hell.

>>42096862
Little known fact.
Haku Taku temples require a man to tend to their milking needs.

>>42096854
Sounds like a plot for the devil to steal my soul. Nah, I'm good.

>>42096854
Definitely a trap, there's no such thing as good things.

How would you ask her on a date?

>>42096874
Ask her to spank me in public

>>42096874
>Hey, wanna go and mess with old deneroa?

>>42096854
it'd be interesting to find out what anons need to see to be lured through the portal
>sabbath slumber party
>lonely lim hugging daki
>jubjubs bathing together
>a bunyip having a panic attack
>some good homecooking

>>42096896
>>jubjubs bathing together
To be fair that would be quite the sight.

>pov: you challenged a Lilim to a fight and now she's going to make you kiss her abs

>>42096854
>>42096862
The only reason I'd stay is cause that would mean leaving my mom alone with my grandma who now has advanced Alzheimer with nobody to care for when mom is working. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

>>42096854
I would carry all tech I could over for reverse engineering. That I way I can bring the shitposts with me assuming I find a gremlin

>>42096902
grapple beats strike lmao, im ruining those abs

>>42096902
>point at something behind her
>flip her sports bra over her face while she's distracted
>flip her out of the ring
>collect the fat bet you placed on yourself on the way out
>brag to all the salamanders that you beat up a lilim

>>42096902
She calls those abs? I would be too busy trying not to laugh

>>42096902
I'll bite my tongue and bleed to death before that.

>>42096935
I think she got them from just not eating, also such noodly arms, hell even legs, almost looks like a young boy to be honest

>>42096944
then just win, lmao?

>>42096944
>Breaking news: Lilim wins boxing match in bloody fight.
>The headline picture shows that only her abs are covered with blood
>She's got you over her shoulders
>You've got a bandage on your tongue
>Top comment on the article: "Damn, that boy slut got so into linking her abs he rubbed his tongue raw.

>>42096950
Lilims are overpowered mary sues, unfortunately unless I'm also a shitty character that isn't happening.

>>42096874
Yes

>>42096958
I'm leaving, I refuse to ever consider this woman my wife no matter what she says. The second I wake up I'm gone and will consider meeting her to just be a bad dream.

>>42096960
yes but shes just striking, and wining can just be pinning and she weights about a 120

>>42096944
Surely there's a better way out of kissing succubus tummy than literal suicide.

>>42096944
>>42096960
>>42096969
Them don’t respond to the post edgetard.

>>42096975
wrestle and pin her in a matting press then proceed to do the action of the name of the press

>>42096979
Make me.

I only accept the absolute dorkiest of dorks.

is making an account on pastebin really the only way to make sure nsfw stories dont get canned? i'd really prefer not to namefag if at all possible

They're evolving.

No wait. [spoiler[They're advancing.

>>42096899
What if I told you that I find that ass unappealing?

>>42096988
so you wish for lims, all of them are massive fucking dorks

>>42096946
>twink lilim gets absolutely crushed by you in a fight
>as you are walking away from the ring laughing she wonders why you showed no interest in her
>later notices you carrying a very chubby kiki with a body spoiled from your home cooking

>>42097006
Only the absolute dorkiest of them.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the Kappa, they have sick grappling techniques to get the 'cucumber'.
Also make cute childhood friends.

>>42096992
I don't think so. I came back after so many years, and saw 2 of my 3 stories were canned on my account. Thank the hero that set up the mega.

>>42097009
>Get changed by more monsters wanting to prove their mettle
>all get crushed, take the ones that have promise to train with me
>Make sure they bulk up but stay limber
>Go out on dates with my wife
>When I go to a hotel with her, we get banned at another one since the power of my thrush and her momentum broke the floor again

>>42096902
Yes please

>>42097046
now thats a challenge what with her tail acting like an third leg to kick off the ground with

>>42097009
>Her name is Maria and you live in the max level prison but are free to go as you please

>>42096854
That's a tough one. I'd rather to go Gensokyo.

After a few minutes of thought I probably would go through the portal. I'd be leaving people who depend on me behind but they'd manage without me and I know if I didn't go I'd probably regret it for the rest of my life.

>>42097002
suit yourself. sticcs need love too

>>42096958
so this is the power of the much vaunted cheese grater abs

>>42097058
Yeah. I'd send a farewell message to my family and take the portal.

>>42096902
She's probably very strong despite the waifish build because monster bullshit + Lilim bullshit, but 100% will throw if it means some cummies. God help you if you trick her into throwing and withhold the cummies though.

>Capture ushi who’s been terrorizing the village
>Talked big about raping me
>Let’s see how she likes it
>The moment I stick it in I cum
>Too sensitive to move
>Ushi is laughing at me
>At least no one else saw this
>Turns out every monster girl on the mountain
>From the ryu and her shirohebi maidens to the p’orcs and goblins all saw and are now snickering
>Even the lowly greenworm is teasing me
How do I build stamina for monster pussy fast?

>>42097094
>that jub is a sticc
then dark mages are fucking morbidly obese

>>42097115
remove feeling for a bit or just learn how to keep moving while cumming

>>42096854
no doubt

>>42097115
It's too late. Every monster knows you're a free sperm buffet, all those endurance training offers are just tricks to make you their little quickshot.

>>42096154
I have a fantasy of being blackmailed, drugged or forced into having sex in general.

>>42097115
>Capture ushi who’s been terrorizing the village
>Talked big about raping me
>Let’s see how she likes it
>The moment I stick it in she cums
> shes too sensitive to move, and is currently lactating like a cow as well as mooing very loudly
>Ushi is fucked stupid
>At least no one else saw this for her sake
>Turns out every monster girl on the mountain
>From the ryu and her shirohebi maidens to the p’orcs and goblins all saw and are now snickering
>Even the lowly greenworm is teasing her
how do i boost her spirits she

>>42097125
>wn spend an entire night cuddling and falling asleep in the arms(?) of my wifes tentacles
pain

>>42097147
but for me, i want the girl in question to play with my body to the point i lose conciouness

>>42097125
whos that in the middle? clearly not a kraken, since she's off to the right

>>42097147
it shows they care and that means a lot to me

>>42097168
scylla

>>42097168
ms scylla may not be as glamorous or bombastic as ms kraken but is still a fine girl in her own right

>>42097151
>he was grabbed while typi

>>42097178
god that's so fucking hot

>>42097183
>Anon is being smothered by a sad ushi
>Anon get hard and has a smile
>Time to make their frown a slovenly smile

>>42094829
>Queen Shogga
Scary!
I bet Wendis can easily tame all that dangerous wildlife.

>>42095503
>All the shady quests are posted by the same person
>A rich older woman with the reputation of being a ruthless buisness woman
It's just one of the elites throwing away her money for fun, no need to worry.

>>42097225
Damn those hags.

>>42096854
For the anons that want to be an adventurer or hero. What are your odds? Say, you have >12 hours to prepare and your spawn location is random. Can you survive innawoods? Are you /fit/? Are you a HEMA nerd? What's your honest assessment of yourself?

>>42097115
Even that cool genki Red Oni from your village who's training to become the strongest warrior knows.

>>42097178
i don't think about scylla that much but she's definitely in that category of girls i'd be happy to settle down with

>>42097225
im going to do all the shady quests and come back with a right smile on my face when i go over to that dark mages house

Your new classmate.

>>42093467
That's a bright birb!

>>42097272
auntie demon, why are you dressing up like a school girl? I thought you graduated Hell University with a degree in Business??

>>42097272
What a tail-let

>>42096854
>stay in world ruled by demon-worshipping pedophiles
OR
>go to world ruled by demon-worshipping pedophiles

>>42097272
Dont like this CG set

>>42097427
well the demon worshipping pedophiles here want to kill us, and our demons hate us.
the demon worshipping pedophiles there want to fuck demons, and their demons have our best interests in mind.

perfect body for an older monster in my opinion

>>42097513
Your opinion is correct.
Just imagine sleeping on top of her

You're trapped in a small room with one of the follow for 24 hours:
>An extremely obnoxious cheshire cat
>A holstaur that moos excessively, even in her sleep too
>A large mouse that can't sit still for more than 10 seconds and never seems to get tired
>A matango whose spores are psychedelic but will give you either good or bad trips, but it depends on her, and she's sadistic
>A tentacle that loves to shove tentacles in any hole she can find
>A troll with very bad and frequent gas
>A cu sith
>An atlach-nacha that cannot go 1 minute without insulting you

You cannot lewd them. There's magic preventing that. Pick your poison, /mgt/!

>>42097518
i prefer this

>>42097240
I'm not prepared and my equipment will be composed of a self made club (that i can't use because it would hurt them), ski/bike protection use as armor and a bug backpack with everything needs for a few days. I'm not fit and have lot of difficulty to breath right now so... I'm doomed

>>42096854
monster titty in my mouth >>>>>>> shitposting

>>42097546
The year of the rabbit approaches.

>>42097545
the cheshire will fear the art of the belly rub.

>>42097555
Bun fun

>>42097545
I'll take the sith.

>>42097545
Holst the moos too much. I'll just put my hand over her mouth or turn my shirt into a gag, so she can't moo.

Second choice would be the chesh.

>>42097555
I am afraid of buff bnuys

>>42097545
Tentacle. She’s probably never shoved anything inside a man so she’s a total virgin and can’t work up the nerve to hentai protag me

>>42097625
Sounds like a naive anon about to get throatraped to me

>>42097545
>An extremely obnoxious cheshire cat
>A holstaur that moos excessively, even in her sleep too
>An atlach-nacha that cannot go 1 minute without insulting you
Nothing a panel gag can't solve.

>>42097545
>tentacle is a non-threat because you can't lewd her, so she can't do anything to you
>alternatively, the cu sith is just a cu sith

>>42097545
The spicy Nacho hands down.

Anubis is cute! Cute!!!!

>>42097644
Rare Marshmallow Jackal unboxing!

>>42097646
marshmallow monsters are cool!

>>42097660
Marshmallow snek when?

>>42097615
I, for one, welcome our new buff bun overlords.

>>42097699
Soon I hope
Have a hot dog instead

>>42097699
marshmallow kiki!

>>42097707
I'm just picturing a hellhound throwing her single little sisters at guys on the streets

>>42097740
I don't know if that would be adorable or terrifying.

>>42097740
>last thing you see in your virgin life is a spicy dog loli flying towards you at full speed
adorable

standing paizuri

>>42097838
plz post hag hellwans, not these kiddos.

I want to complain about zoomers, not fuck them!

>>42097838
>Free child
I'm finally a father thank you Hellhound-Chan!!

I have been deeply disturbed ever since seeing that picture of a monster's egg chasing sperm.
Rape is one thing, but having my seed become prey to a monster's ovaries is going way too far.

>>42097864
Wait what

>>42097857
I see no problem here
>"aaah, fucking zoomers!"

>>42097855
From a holstaur and you're standing on a chair.

>>42097879
This sounds dangerous.

>>42097864
for the glory of rome!

>>42097884
If you fall, you have two large melons to land on.

>>42097864
>>42097887
Imagine being so beta that even your sperm swims AWAY from ova, what the fuck man

Of all the fan art of mamono, no picture best illustrates their dual nature of human/monster than the face of the holstaur in the main pic. 1/2 rape face, showing their high sexual desire.1/2 joyful, happy wife, showing their genuine, unfaltering love for you.

>>42097894
They sure as fuck didn't expect it to be moving

>>42097894
those eggs are powerful anon, honestly could beat you up like it is nothing

>>42097864
Embrace your place in the food chain
>>42097894
To be fair they only started running after the egg started chasing them.

>>42097906
>>42097894
>>42097887
>Swimmers making their way into the uterus
>"Yo guys! There's the egg. Let's do this!"
>The egg sees the swimmers
>Like a minotaur seeing red, it pauses and then charges fill force
>"Wait, what the...."
>"Fuck! This ain't no ordinary egg. RUN!"
This is what popped into my head

if you live in an apartment and have a manticore neighbor who shoots you with a spine and then locks her door to leave you out there with a painful erection, is it fair to break through the wall between your rooms with an axe and rape her with intent to marry?
more importantly, will insurance count it as a "crime of passion" and pay for the repairs?
just a funny hypothetical i thought up, of course

>>42095112
Mature evil women

>>42097943
Yup, you're in your right. Just say, I'm taking responsibility to the insurance and they will give you a few extra for the kids.

>>42097943
yes and yes.
marriage proposal laws go both ways.
infact a manticore can get into SERIOUS legal trouble for giving someone venom without marriage intent.

Real men marry cows.

>>42097982
Real men eat cow and fuck cat

>>42097982
yes

>>42097997
Battle Cattle!

>>42098001
only the toughest foes!

>>42093467
yea i'd tap that bird of paradise for one mana of any color

>>42093847
i don't not notice it, i just ignore it. there is a difference.

>>42093968
linking to other boards requires the boards' name in front of the number, and a third arrow, like so
>>>/trash/53108857
>>>/trash/53110716
>>>/trash/53111695

I a woman drinks the panacea to become a almighty-teir monster, she has to have a cool line before drinking it

>>42097944
Mature is just a nice way to say old.
Old evil monsters are not good wife material.

Trustworthy

>>42098048
*thrustworthy

>>42098048
>See beautiful massive breasted fox with explosive thighs and a wicked smile
>First reflex is to check her hands to see if she's an AI
Technology has gone too far.
I will move to a remote fox village far away from the automatons.

Cheshire cats play yugioh with nothing but banned cards

>>42098065
Just enjoy it.

>>42097225
Imagine you’re going on a romantic journey with your wendi wife riding either on a Gigas arctic wolf or a Giant Frost Bison like pic related.

Also maybe the Wendigos can use these animals to capture men too, that I’m surprised there isn’t more lore on the snowy region demon realm beasts like my idea for the luminescent cave rabbits that maybe they flash a bright light from their bodies that stuns a predator in a sexual high so they can get away, don’t know just throwing ideas out there.

>>42095892
i'd read it even if it's not worthy of posting

>>42098047
nah they are
when they are kind only to me.

>>42098086
I bet some Girtablilus can control the viagra scorpions to capture more cautious men, who would otherwise run away from a huge scorpion lady

>>42098099
>who would otherwise run away from a huge scorpion lady
How is it possible for a man to be this much of a faggot?

>>42098104
Order brainwashing, it's one of things Order is useful for so not every story is
>dude sees hot mamono
>they marry and fuck or fuck and marry
>the end

>join Order thinking you're going to be an edgy donut steel and slay the heretics or whatever it is paladins do
>the true nature of monsters is pretty much an open secret
>men just go to the outskirts of town or badly disguised mamono cruise for sex on the streets
>you're just a glorified bouncer for when monsters and guys aren't even trying to hide it