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There are far too many Futos.

>> No.41897260
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>>41897005
Zzzzz...

>> No.41897604
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There are not enough Futos.

>> No.41897960

>>41897604
What are those floating arms doing to Futo

>> No.41898379

>>41897005
A long as we don't feed them after midnight we should be good.

>> No.41898387

>>41898379
I'm worried about what happens if one bites me.

>> No.41898398

>>41897960
We shall never know.

>> No.41898416

>>41897260
Futobutt?!

>> No.41898433

>>41898387
They're pretty well behaved, they won't bite you.

>> No.41898993

what happens if i get infected with the futo virus

>> No.41899771
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Now she is a cat!

>> No.41900002

>>41899771
a weird looking cat

>> No.41909255
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Ponytail or no?

>> No.41909715

>>41909255
Futo's power grows exponentially with a ponytail.

>> No.41918613

>>41898387
You turn into a Futo.

>> No.41918926

>>41897604
Futo-chan is from a long time ago, surely she wouldn't be a lewd girl, right?

>> No.41924536

No more Futos.

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>>41924536
yes more Futos

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>>41918926
Yeah. No way.

>> No.41925930

>>41918613
But what if I don't want to be a Futo?

>> No.41925963

>>41925930
Why not? Futo is cute, lovely and, most importantly, Futo is fearless.

>> No.41926308

>>41925963
I don't want to be an ADHD midget.

>> No.41926615

>>41926308
Futo is not a midget!

>> No.41930928
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>>41926615
She's pretty short.

>> No.41936836

>>41930928
I can't trust this chart. Seija and the dancers should be taller than Futo.
Source: My ass.

>> No.41936904

>>41936836
But that would make Futo the second shortest.

>> No.41940797

>>41936904
Futo should be noticeably short compared to most characters. I just think of Seija as being one of the taller hus and I never thought the dancers to be particularly short.
Maybe one day I'll make my own height chart.

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>> No.41944241

>>41944053
Big think

>> No.41954586

>>41944053
Futo thinking about her thread prematurely dying.

>> No.41954746
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>>41954586
Maybe one day, but not today.

>> No.41962353

futo is too amazing to not die in a fire
she goes out with a BANG

>> No.41968546

fu__

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>>41968546
to!

>> No.41970366

>>41968656
fit-o

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>> No.41976629

>>41930928
it will never stop surprising me how japanese characters are always midgets
I'm from a country where people are relatively short and being 170cm is normal, but even then the fact that they consider 170cm "tall" is so weird to me

>> No.41976812
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Tasty looking Taoist. One bite couldn't upset Buddha, right? Temperance isn't abstinence after all.

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>>41918926

>> No.41979144

>>41976812
Do not bite Futo.

>> No.41979185

>>41930928
why is megumu the same height as me

>> No.41979350

>>41979185
Haha manlet

>> No.41981156

>>41976629
170cm would be rather tall for a woman just about everywhere, I think.

>> No.41982683

>>41979185
Are you a girl???

>> No.41982869

>>41930928
There are anons on this board shorter than Seija, let that sink in

>> No.41982961
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>>41982683
Nope just short.

>> No.41983565

how do we create more Futos

>> No.41983987

>>41983565
SEX

>> No.41984216

>>41983987
I don't think that is how Futo' are made.

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Get in, dude.

>> No.41986684

>>41984391
No way, it's too toasty.

>> No.41986727

>>41930928
NOOOO IM SHOU

>> No.41987185

>>41983987
Do NOT sex the Futo!

>> No.41991676

>>41986727
why are you guys so short

>> No.41991852

>>41930928
Feels good being a 6'3" GOD
I can princess carry anyone of them

>> No.41993969
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41993969

What is the ideal amount of Futo?

>> No.41994018

>>41991852
You can also carry everyone in this thread.

>> No.41994209

>>41993969
4 Futos.

>> No.42000446

>>41993969
14 futos. One for the day and one for the night. We now multiple that for every day of the week and we get our ideal amount of Futos.

>> No.42008521

>>41991676
They are turning into a Futo.

>> No.42008939

>>42008521
How can we save them?

>> No.42009606

>>41994018
I refuse to believe literally everyone on /jp/ are manlets say it ain't so!

>> No.42014273

>>42008939
I don't know if we can. The best thing to do is keep them away from any source of fire.
If we find their prince we might be able to gain control of the Futo hivemind.

>> No.42017263

>>42009606
It is the unfortunate reality.

>> No.42019924 [DELETED] 

>>41897005

>> No.42027005

>>42008939
You can't. Better start buying them cute frilly clothes for when they complete their Futo transformation.

>> No.42031192

>>41991852
I can princess carry you anon

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>>41897005

>> No.42031207
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>>41897005
I don't see enough Futos

>> No.42031519

>>42031207
There's a Futo inside all of us.

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>>42031519
indeed

>> No.42042069

>>42032827
Why is she looking at me like that?

>> No.42044497
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It's snowing!

>> No.42044550
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Aiya, I like fire.

>> No.42050765

>>41897005

>> No.42051582
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42051582

Snow day.

>> No.42057374

>>42051582
i can't believe futo likes the snow

>> No.42057429

>>42027005
Futo's dress isn't THAT frilly.

>> No.42060363

I want to go to Futopia.

>> No.42065535
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>>42057374
It's a good excuse to light a fire.

>> No.42067376

>>42065535
Futo is a bit too dangerous.

>> No.42067620

>>41897604
sauce?

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>>42067620
looks like kawayabug

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>>42067620
It's Futo!

>> No.42071206

>>42070397
All that effort to steal tojiko's legs and she still looks like a gremlin

>> No.42071220

>>42071206
It's her own fault, she chose to come back as a midget for some reason.

>> No.42072702

>>41930928
who among 2hus is the tallest of the hus?

i'd put it on either yuugi or kanako, since they both give off the feeling of being big amazonian women, and so long as we're not applying hacks like suika's power, reisen's ears, or aya's geta shoes

other tall hus are probably eirin, byakuren, yuuka, komachi, hecatia, meiling, yukari, junko, shou, mamizou, okina, shion, okuu, and maybe iku

a lot of 2hus with tall energy going on

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>>42072702
ran and yuyuko also feel like they'd be tall, but yukari casts a bit of a shadow on both of them

>> No.42074958

>>42072702
IIRC Eiki is canonically taller than Komachi.

>> No.42074960

>>41897005
not enough

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you know what to do

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>> No.42093690
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>>42077960
Do not drown the Futo.

>> No.42097303

Leech

>> No.42097491

Futo stole my bike!

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>>42093690
this is a fireboat curb

>> No.42106246

No Christmas for Futo.

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>>42097491
Rescind thy untruthful accusation at once!

>> No.42106277

>>42106269
Futo pout

>> No.42106501

>>42106269
Or what?

>> No.42106534

>>42072702
The real answer is Hisoutensoku

>> No.42114924
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>>42106501
Or she'll give you something truthful to accuse her with.

>> No.42117141

>>41897005
Not enough Futos

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>>42117141
true

>> No.42121767

FUTO'S LEGS? FUTO'S LEGS.

>> No.42121784

I finished transforming into a Futo after getting bitten.

>> No.42126023

>>42121784
How does it feel?

>> No.42133775

futo
cuto

>> No.42139560

>>42121784
I NEED EVIDENCE, POST PICS OF YOUR SOFT FUTO THIGHS!

>> No.42142937

>>42126023
I'm short now. It sucks.

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We must construct additional Futos. All in agreement?

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>>42153108
Ok I brought the plates, now we just need the girls to make them into Futos

>> No.42160294

Is Futo ok with JC's birthday? I don't want her to burn my church :(

>> No.42164364

Futomas.

>> No.42165858

>>42155443
Where are we going to get girls on the internet...?

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>>42164364

>> No.42175202

futo segs

>> No.42176052

>>42175202
futo segway?

>> No.42178451

I wish Futo was my friend :(

>> No.42179224

I wish Futo was my wife :(

>> No.42182464

I wish Futo was my retainer :(

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DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
WELCOME TO /jp/ PUNK
TAKE A LOOK AROUND
IT'S MONONOBE NO FUTO FUCKING UP YOUR TOWN

>> No.42187955

>>42183742
I don't fear you Futo!
Futo gang ain't shit!

>> No.42192669

>>42187955
Where do you live? Where the FUCK do you live? I'm going to go over there and shove my FOOT-o so far up your ass you're going to be shitting DISHES.

>> No.42200778

I can beat Futo with one hand tied behind my back and blindfolded.

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>>42200778
Within the baku's realm does not count.

>> No.42214542
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Are you guys ready to spend a whole 'nother year with Futo?!

>> No.42214611

>>42214542
Cuto

>> No.42214711

Futo

>> No.42225184

>>42214542
I could.

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Happy new year for Futo!

>> No.42230998

>>42228734
>>42229132
I don't remember Futo having those melons. I bet it's a new year miracle!

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Bump

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futo-chan riding a snowboard

>> No.42237356

>>42237146
sugoi

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>>42237060
God, I love her so much. I love her bombastic attitude, her sheer joy at being alive again, her long legs, the fact that she's a granny, everything about Futo is just amazing.

>> No.42239038

>>42237146
Baka Futo, this is /jp/, not /xs/

>> No.42247594

>>42239038
You're telling me I'm not on /futo/?

>> No.42249796

>>42247594
We don't talk about /futo/, not after that incident.

>> No.42261412

>>42249796
It was a simple spelling mistake...

>> No.42261487

>>41918926
They actually get lewder with age. Just look at Yukari.

>> No.42268806

>>42261487
>Just look at Yukari.
No thanks lol

>> No.42269241

>>42268806
That was a bigger burn than all the temples Futo lit on fire combined.

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snapshot of the individual spotted near 4chan servers
be advised

>> No.42272933

>>42271498
i hope futo succeeds next time

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>>42271498
Futo doesn't understand what a server is.
You need to place an image of the Buddah on it so she burns it down.

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janiturd deleted the taoist thread
>>41554407

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>>42276408
pop pop pop

watching boddhist dro--

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