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Rape the maids!

Rape some fairy maids then die a painful death when Sakuya or the sisters catch me.

>>4149344
[x] Get raped by the maid

>What do?

Reported.

>>4149350
Shit yeah, I'll take it!

Kill myself with a rusty knife for arriving in the worst household in Gensokyo. Being sent to hell or the netherworld would be infinitely better than suffering that shit.

I play with Flandre in her basement...
...I hope you know what I mean.......

>>4149372
You're a zombie negro?

I become a vampire hunter and kill everything in my sight.

>>4149404
Didn't work for the last vampire hunter, and she was a Belmont. What makes you think you're any different...?

Flee.

>>4149412
I didn't say it was a good plan.

Probably get eaten or killed for being on their territory, like most of gensokyo?

>>4149412

>she was a Belmont

PATCHY-SAMA

HYDRO
STORRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMM

>>4149412
>Belmont
>she
Come again?

>>4149441

retconned by IGA

>>4149337

*grabs dick*

>>4149412
Belmont?

>>4149372
how did her power crystals get destroyed?

Assume this pose

Find Flandres.
Live a good life.
Get biten; live forever.

OP, you need to be more specific.

Where in the SDM are we? Anywhere but the library and the outer grounds is asking for death.

Put a mask on and become the elusive Phantom of the Mansion, who is always seen out of the corner of your eye when you realize there are less cookies on the table than you thought there were.

>>4149461

>>4149544
sinister!

especially for a dark mansion full of demons!

I seek gainful employment, as the head maid doesn't seem to be too picky about who she hires. I probably spend more time in the library than anywhere else, though, because I like books. Since all the books there are about magic, I try to learn, end up killing myself or getting killed by one of the residents. But damned if it isn't a better way to go than getting old and having all your body parts fail one by one.

>>4149360

Hey now, being sent to the netherworld would be amazing.

>>4149521 outer grounds
Grope China. Die happy.

I would dash right the fuck out of there, explaining how I just suddenly appeared (I'm sure my foreign clothes will help my story)

After escaping, I will find Kourindou and help Rinnosuke learn the uses of most of his items.

I will also use my job to interact with the regulars, eventually having one of them (probably Marisa, unfortunately) fall in love with me.

>>4149584
The only thing more sinister than a mansion full of demons is a man stealthy enough to steal their food for years without being caught.

>>4149609
Anyone here remember the story about the homeless person living in some Japanese man's closet?

>>4149646
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20080531f4.html

Given the fact that Sakuya can stop time at will and that she actually uses that power to clean every place in the mansion, chances are she'll find your hideout by accident and stab you in the back even before time starts flowing again and you realize your death.

>>4149412
Gee, I don't see any whip.

Or glyphs, or any sort of destructive spells.

I imagine Sakuya in the Assassin order, and the Luna Dial as an artifact from the previous civilization in AC2

Go down on my knees and beg to be used as a furniture in exchange for my life.

>>4149674
>doesn't see default knives
>implying Killing Doll and ZA WARUDO aren't destructive spells

Get out as quietly as possible and try to see if I could find work at a real household.

>>4149372

That's exactly what I would do. Only not quite.

>>4149702
:3

>>4149695

No Vampire Killer, no Belmont.

>37 posts and 8 image replies omitted.

What funny is all the fags who bash the SDM know they could never get this many responses without derailment with any other Touhou household.

Butthurt Eienteifags say what!?

>>4149736
why can't we all just get along?

Kindly ask the nearest fairy maid to escort me outside, explaining that I am lost and not sure how I arrived in this place, and I did not intend to trespass.

If they are kind, I am dumped outside.
Or I am raped by Flan.

>>4149743

ESCAPE

and meet Mokou.