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Obviously, there would be thousands of fat smelly jap otaku vying for her. Who would Cirno choose?

>> No.4078454

Batman.

>> No.4078453

she'd choose surtic because he's made of citrus :3

>> No.4078462

Dannychoo

>> No.4078458

>>4078453

Go away Surtic tripfaggot nobody cares about you

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4078467

I think we all know the answer.

>> No.4078468 [SPOILER] 
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Morgan Freeman

>> No.4078469

>>4078467

STOP POSTING KOG PICTURES IN EVERY SINGLE CIRNO THREAD

>> No.4078474

She's not interested in anyone from the outside world except ZUN.

>> No.4078475

>>4078458
i'm not that petty to post as Anonymous.

>> No.4078476
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>>4078469

>> No.4078478

How the fuck should anybody know?

>> No.4078486

She's the strongest, so she'd devise a system where she spent time with every otaku at least 9 hours per year, that way everybody would be happy

>> No.4078489

I think she would choose to continue having fun and not worrying about such things.

>> No.4078491

Would anybody actually CARE if Cirno made the 3D transition? All I see Cirno as is the equivalent of a 9-year-old brat who has ice wings and wears a frilly dress. I think most would be going after Meiling.

>> No.4078496

>>4078489

in after Tohno

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>>4078491

>> No.4078505

>>4078498

See what I mean? 3D pig disgusting. Nobody wants that.

>> No.4078510

>>4078498
3-D slut.

>> No.4078515

>>4078498

Look at that baka.

>> No.4078527

This is the problem most Touhou fans have. They fall in love so much with how a character LOOKS that they have little idea of the actual personality. If you really loved Cirno, you wouldn't care what outfit she wears, what powers she has, and how cute or ugly she looks. What counts is that you know her and love her for who she really is.

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>>4078527

>> No.4078536

>>4078527

That's deep, anon.

>> No.4078541

>>4078527
this. so much.

>> No.4078542

>>4078496
what?

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>>4078527

>implying anybody knows Cirno
>implying that anybody will ever have a chance to know Cirno
>implying Cirno might exist somewhere

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>>4078527

>> No.4078552

>>4078550
Gensokyo exiiiiists eveeeeerrywheeeeere. 9.

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>>4078474
This. She's a loli fairy, she eat humans.

>> No.4078563

>>4078554

That picture contradicts the definition of Cirno. Firstly, Cirno is a girl, and that picture is a guy. Secondly, it doesn't matter if Cirno is ugly, but Cirno can't be fat due to the amount of time she spends on pranks and playing around. She would naturally have a high metabolism, so she would be skinny.

Nice try, though.

>> No.4078564

>>4078527

>This is the problem most Touhou fans have. They fall in love so much with the characters

Fixed. That's the main problem.

>> No.4078568

>>4078559

I don't mind being eaten by Cirno if my flesh could become a part of her.

;_;

>> No.4078572

>>4078564

If by characters you mean the looks, then yeah, but very few fans actually have a basic outline of how their character acts.

>> No.4078581

I Fucking Hate Cirno.... ;[

>> No.4078584

baka baka

>> No.4078594

You don't need to know cirno's personality to rape her.

>> No.4078595

>>4078527
Sorry but looks are almost, if not just as important as the personality. Without looks there is no sexual attraction, which is a very valid and important element in a relationship. You are not shallow for being fond of how Cirno looks, because that's ALSO what makes Cirno Cirno. Like Yin and Yang, you need both the personality and looks, but you, as Cirno's love must also accept and love her in and out.

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>>4078572

I know. Every single 'fan' should check this first:

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Wiki

>> No.4078604

>>4078498
Call me a fag for liking something 3D but she is a pretty cute Cirno.

>> No.4078603

>>4078559
>fairy
>eat humans

either ZUN created a crazier world then i thought, or there's something wrong here.

>> No.4078601

I love Cirno and want her to be my beloved tomboyish daughter. Sexual attraction never comes into it.

>> No.4078623

>>4078595

Comparing personality and looks to Yin and Yang is like comparing ice and fire to terrorists and nazis.

What you need to get past is the whole vessel thing. Human beings, fairies, youkai, etc., are nothing more than a single-celled soul that is currently inhabiting a body. Sure, if the soul CHOSE to be ugly on its own accord, your argument holds validity, but what if the soul had no choice? Should you just be all "your mugly" and leave that person even if you have a strong connection personality wise? Contacting a youkai that specializing in soul-transference could put the ugly person's soul into a more attractive body.

Judging on looks I can understand to an extent, such as how well they keep themselves clean, if they care to comb their hair or not, etc., because that shows their habits and how well they will be with you, but if they are ugly and have no control over it, basing your decision on that is stupid.

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4078625

ITT, we go down the rabbit hole

>> No.4078627

>>4078604

fag

>> No.4078628

>>4078603
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Fairy

>Fairies don't really need to eat, but they see the way humans deliciously eat their meals, and copy them and eat the same things as humans.
>They eat anything which humans eat.
>They especially like to secretly steal that which humans are planning to eat.

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>>4078623

>Contacting a youkai that specializing in soul-transference could put the ugly person's soul into a more attractive body.

I think you just gave ZUN an idea for Touhou 13. Alice and Marisa body-switch, anybody?

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>>4078623

>> No.4078633

>>4078629

Imagine the fanart that would come out of that.

>> No.4078635

>>4078628

You don't know about cannibalism, right? Well, Cirno does.

>> No.4078640

>an intelligent discussion in a Cirno thread

>> No.4078652

>>4078635
i'm gonna need proof of this.

>> No.4078650

>>4078623

...I'm speechless.

>> No.4078655

>>4078652

Why? Would you hate Cirno because of it?

You're such a hypocrite.

>> No.4078659

GEE, IT SURE IS METATHREAD AROUND HERE

>> No.4078662

>>4078655
I hate Cirno for her other merits. Tirno is love.

>> No.4078668

>>4078655
assumptions bro. if she really does, fine. it's a bit weird, but i'm not going to change my feelings because of a minor detail.

i'm only asking for proof, because i can't find any evidence that she does or doesn't.

>> No.4078669

>>4078662

forgot your tripcode there surtic

>> No.4078675

>>4078668

And that's exactly the problem: You don't KNOW Cirno, so you're nothing more than a fanboy like the rest. You're nothing special, and Cirno doesn't exist, so all your efforts are for naught.

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>>4078629
alice and shanghai body switch
have "alice" leave "shanghai" in marisa's house
???
sex

>> No.4078681

>>4078675
I'm tired of stating Gensokyo exists, just assume I do if someone claims it doesn't and I do not reply, alright?

>> No.4078685

cirno would obviously be bottoming for letty

>> No.4078684

>>4078668

Well, maybe the fans are too lazy or maybe they don't want to draw it, but when they tell you how to run away from an encounter with Cirno, it's for something.

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4078680

>this thread

>> No.4078691

>>4078675
i'm asking because i want to know more.
as for existing, whether or not she's real doesn't mean i can't like her.

>> No.4078701

>!9996999696

Hey wait, how long did it take you to find a 10-character-long tripcode with just 6s and 9s? I can't even search for 5-character-long tripcodes without having to wait for 10 hours.

>> No.4078705

silly baka

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>>4078701

A little little bit. I am the king here, so I can have any tripcode I want.

>> No.4078711

>>4078710

Oh? Why not !9999999999 then?

>> No.4078712

>>4078684
It could be why, or it might be due to the fact that she's a fairy with the power of ice.
a vague statement like that doesn't confirm or deny the possibility though.

>> No.4078717

>>4078701
When you have a personal botnet all resolving tripcodes at the speed of 5 million trips/second, shit gets done quicker than you can google botnet.

i heard this from /g/

>> No.4078715

The king is actually a whore.

Here.

#G~W)+LQt

>> No.4078720

>>4078715

Better for you if you delete that post immediately. That's my personal tripcode.

>> No.4078721

Testing

>> No.4078724

>>4078721

lol surtic

>> No.4078729 [DELETED] 

p cool

>> No.4078726

>>4078721
nice try attempting to copy me. now try with my secure trip included.

>> No.4078728

#G~W)+LQt

>> No.4078731

>>4078720
It is everyone's tripcode. Use something that's not publicly available next time. King.

>> No.4078735

>>4078726

My secure trip has three Ks in a row.

It is, therefore, the best and most custom secure trip in the world.

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4078737

I can still claim it as mine. Look, here's the proof that proves you stole my tripcode. See?

Now go out and look for your own tripcode.

>> No.4078738

>>4078735

there's a trip generator for secure trips?!

>> No.4078745

>>4078738

Nope. I got this completely by luck.

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>>4078737

>☢ Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom ☢ King of Gensokyo !9996999696
>King of Gensokyo
>KoG

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>> No.4078749,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>4078749

>> No.4078749

>>4078738
hold on.

>> No.4078751

>>4078748
Go back to /a/.

>> No.4078752

>>4078748

oh sh-

>> No.4078755

>>4078738
No.

>> No.4078757

>>4078748

Anybody with half a brain could have seen this.

>> No.4078760

wut

>> No.4078766

hi guys am i cool yet

>> No.4078772

Disregard all of my posts, I am a huge faggot starved for attention.

Please rape my face with millions of dicks.

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4078768

Sup.

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