/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Franchise oshi has landed. Other cringey quotes and fabricated titles are automatically disregarded and snickered at.

kneel before your thread oshi

>>40754134
your oshi will never be korean
you will never be a woman
>>40754135
hi, T! what's up, my dude?

can a kind anone pls re-up the now dead streamables?

>streamable
https://streamable.com/omeee6

>from all sakamichi idols he choose the whore

I hope this thread turns into a shitty one.

>>40754201
qt

>>40754121
a very round ou pee, if you catch my drift

>>40754201
kute nogigumi

>0626 PM
>0627 PM

>>40754206
don't worry, copycat schizo won't flood his own thread away

KAKKIKAT!!

>>40754217
hi, half filipino, half indonesian faggot!
>>/jp/thread/40692355#p40699741

>>40754217
speaking of whore

>>40754232
kute

>>40754211
Does he like that prostitute now?

>>40754250
he always liked her, as she's /pol/ incarnate

>>40754211
MARU!

kneel before your thread oshi

>>40754235
this triggered

>>40754279
I want to be Seira's oniichan

Thread oshi if you're Stecola

>>40754359

>>40754359
this will trigger

thread is already shit huh...

>>40754391
it is now that you posted, faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7UOV-jodfo
thread healed, cleansed and purified of deportee filth

>>40754413
how is it going, dude? you alight?

>>40754413
how is it going, dude? you all right?

>>40754434
yes everything is fine thanks for asking I hope you are doing well too. cute seiratan

>>40754434
>dude
please use their desired pronouns

>>40754470
I am great, thanks. mei is getting a pb soon, I bet you are excited. I am just happy that anon who said you are suffering from a termina illness was a falseflag. it kind of hit me at that moment that anyone here can disappear at any moment. keep it up. do you think mei will graduate soon? having a pb late in her career can be a bad sign...

>>40754536
Considering Kiichan and Hina are graduating, I'd say the odds are pretty more than likely? But not 100% confirmed

>>40754536
yeah I think she will graduate soon to make room for 4ki and the pb is a thank you gift from management for all those years.

>>40754655
she had a good run, even if she graduates she will leave happy I think. I am sure you will support her even after she is not a member anymore

when

>>40754488
Brown girls are so sexy
Unf

daily tamami posting

https://youtu.be/jSRNXoWlk5M

>>40754681
imagine kissing their brown little....

>>40754889
Penis?

>>40754716
>>40754913
kute

ok, see ya tomorrow, faggots

>>40754916
orifices

>>40755172
Man I love Konoka

Rate my squad.

>>40755219
TWO PEPES?

>>40755193

https://www.showroom-live.com/r/46_HIKARU_MORITA
/our girls/

ok hear me out, according to Sugai, she "forgot how to talk to people" during her and ozeki's showroom

>>40755219
What the fug is up with Teresa

>>40755276
It's true, my wife is kind of a sperg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tLUWvagvbU
it's up lads

>>40754279
I'd kill to be this man

>>40755427
a skinny balding manlet with glasses?

No one compares...

>>40755427

>>40755485
This guy is only larping, the other guy likely felt Seira

>>40755425
The idol personality really doesn't go that well with english, feels like I'm watching a kid's show

>>40755275
10 seems really mature for her age.

>>40755219
Their Bahiyyih is better than ours.

>>40755300
A weird filter

Did you know, that:
1 According to sales chart provided by a kind Anon Kage is one of the least popular idols in her group?
2 This will trigger.

3 You will samefag.

>>40755676
nice butter face

>>40755676
Would considering as an oshi if this was real.

>>40755676
what do I need to search on twitter to find more shopped pics like this?

>>40755425
Bitch is so Americanised that is repulsive now.

Grab marino

>>40755689
?

>>40756110
making Ogawa gape...

>>40756110
Only sick fucks would lewd this cutie.

>>40755851
physically nit possible

>>40756248
not*

>>40756280
We don't accept typos here, you're gonna have to leave

Can Higashimura even talk properly? Feel like I've never see her finish a sentence, she's always all fidgety and weird

>>40756430
She was okay on radio.

>>40756430
>hey Yui, want to know the flavor of my lipstick?

Higashimura vs Rika
Who would perform better in society?

>>40756504
But enemies can't be lovers anon...

>>40756441
I see. I like how they do her singing voice in the mvs
https://youtu.be/Y7_oYVS1lLs
>>40756519
Bet Mei could sign for disability checks

>>40756576
I bet they practiced quite a bit...

>Watanabe Rika
>failed 50 job interviews before her debut
>tfw now I'm a fresh unemployment filling +50 job applications a day and still hasn't landed a job
Rika I'm sorry for mocking you. Man, being a shakaijin is no joke, this world is cruel

>>40756719
Mate I'm on 30 something job applications still no job

>>40756719
I'm seeing a pattern here. You should be an idol.

>>40756719
Happened to me before, was spending whole days looking for places to apply, very frustrating. Thing is that the HR people are usually very lazy and won't call you right away, gotta be a bit patient.

>>40755306
YIKE5

Kakehashi is so cool

https://youtu.be/hSytSEnIFeU
Wuh

>>40756941
Za racist

>>40756871
Yeah she looks edgy sometimes

>>40757017
Why is she called that?

>>40757090
Balls where mayutan??

>>40754137
I kneel.

>>40757090
>>40757097
I'm liking Miku

>>40757196
Good

1st Alubum

4th Gen > 5th Gen.

>>40757273
based yonki appreciator

>>40757291
I'd kick endo in the face, no sexual intercourse involved, i just hate that bitch for no reason at all.

>>40757196
Same but a different Miku

>>40757303
Hi, Bosnian poorfag!

>>40757304
O shit it's a morimoto kintarou

>>40754121
I hate Aruno so much it's unbelievable. You know, i hate women in general, but i've never hated a woman as much as i hate her.

>>40757341
Hi, SteCola!

>>40757341
are you a virgin by any chance? or homosexual?

>>40757341
This will trigger

>>40757362
Imagine being only 29 and getting to host an idol variety with all the young girls in there...

>>40757291
*hug* and *punch gut*

>>40757368
don't get me wrong i hate women but i still like them, if i had the chance to have sex with one i would

>>40757387
>if i had the chance to have sex
So you are a Bosnian poorfag virgin.

>>40757387
wait, you never?

>>40757401
like a clockwork lmao

>>40757362
This was cute as fuck, where the streamable at

>>40757415
not the right tomezone, for a falseflag I swea

Kinozaka is better than ever, baby!

Marino pb please

>>40757562
Thank you Japan for the fat idols

>sells out in 2 out 4 rounds
>one of the least popular
Huh, did you, anons, know that all Nogis are one the least popular idols out there?
None of them can sell out all their slots in the first wave while a bunch of SakuHina girls are fully sold out on day one?

>>40755656
>2 This will trigger.

>>40757584
Good think Kage is more popular than they are kek. Oh, and this triggered quickly

>>40757584
Deep breath anon, deep breath

>>40755656
3 hours an it still triggers.

>>40757623
Yeah I need to take them for the incoming rage from the Kage hater

>3 hours and it still triggers
>hater lost another archive war in the last thread
Ara ara sweet trigga

>>40757562
So that's why she usually wears loose clothes

>>40757584
literally kage>yoda+yamashita+endo
absolute state of nogizaka

>>40757584
So this upset him late in the thread. Good job.

>>40757647
This.
And that pic will trigger him even more after he lost last thread. Kage coper will now derail.

>>40757658
Indeed. How can Nogizaka compete against Kage's popularity when their sales are this low? So much for "muh main Sakamichi group"
>>40757669
>Kage hater lost the archive war
Read next time and calm down kek

>>40755425
>chili cheese fries
>chocolate chip cookies once a week
Her diet is complete trash

>Read next time and calm down kek

>>40757584
Kek ouch on Nogis. And it's still triggering the Kage haters

>>40755656
Yeah, tris triggered.

>>40757695
Mad and I love it

>>40757693
it's working though

>>40755656
Yeah, this triggered.
>>40757711

>>40757584
Wow It's still working

>>40755656
Here we go again.

>>40757658
Personally I don't get involved in these wars, but no matter what the group members do to represent themselves, they are all popular to their respective fans. We can all be peaceful and get along with that knowledge, right?

>Derailing went ignored so bad he has to calm himself down with his own post

>>40757584
>Top idol group members in Japan can't even beat one member from the sister group
This one hurt him right after his "vacation" for 3 days lmao

>greentexting in anger
Yep, this did it alright. >>40757584

https://files.catbox.moe/flnesa.m4a

>"vacation" for 3 days
Still has a problem with a basic math.

>>/jp/thread/40692355#p40693097>>40724439
>>/jp/thread/40716852#p40724439

This will be derailed, or ignored because he got too emotional.

>>40757789
CHIKUBI-CHAAAN!!!

>"vacation" for 3 days
Still has a problem with a basic math.

>>/jp/thread/40692355#p40693582

>>/jp/thread/40716852#p40724439

This will be derailed, or ignored because he got too emotional.

>>40757584
He's still mad after this kek. That vacation and these low Nogizaka sales are hurting him badly now

>>40757798
I fucking hate aging

>>40757823
He should give up his spamming - he can't beat the popularity that SakuHina has

>>/jp/thread/40692355#p40693097
vs
>>/jp/thread/40716852#p40724439
>It's 3 days apart

This is what emotional statements with no facts and logic get you.

>basic math
>deleted posts in the last 2 threads
Kek still going

>>40757865
But to him it is 3 days apart and you wont change HIS facts!

>>40757894
Kek.

>>40757584
30 minutes later and it is still upsetting him

we should have a ChukInori general

>>40757912
When are they gonna fuck already?

>thinks anyone cares about his "basic math" after his wrong facts and his deleted posts are seen
I can't stop laughing!

>>40757912
This but without chilei

>>40757865
This still gets ignored, because facts and logic cannot be argued with emotions.

>>40757920
Wish it into being

>>40757920
>implying they haven't done it already

>>40757938
And now he's samefagging to cope. Looks like we finally found something to make him cry and it's this >>40757584

>>40757959
I mean on camera so we could all see

I see the sakuschizo is back again

>>40757584
Archive Anon here, finally took my advice and used the chart for the Nogi M&G sales to even things out. You're welcome.

>>40757992
Where is he? It's just the Kage Anon and the one who hates him fighting again. I don't see his posts.

>>40758006
the guy who posts low res saku/keya pics

>>40758017
Nah that's not him those are just reaction pics

At least those Kage cringeposters aren't ruining this thread with those SteCola level paragraphs so that's a good thing

>>40757974
Yuichan would never! Inoue on the other hand...

>>40757584
Kek

Inoue's a mega skelly

>>40757865
This still stands true.

>>40758284
should eat more more chuke

>>40758284
Damn I love when they do her hair like that on the poster, it's very cute

How popular is Maiyan compared to someone like Kanna Hashimoto?

>this still stands true
Talking to himself and still being mad about Kage's popularity kek

>>40758065
Not true, most of the japanese girls that do amateur porn are fat and have a body like yui

>>40758355
Our kind anon posted this >>40757584
and it is still destroying his sanity

>>40758348
probably the same. or a bit, just a bit, lower

>>40758284
Looks super cute with no sleeves

"WHO ORDERED THIS? FIVE GLASSES OF ORANGE JUICE FOR A LISP CUSTOMER!"

Thread Chef Kira reporting for work. What's the order for the day?

>>40758355
You are not capable of debunking these two posts with facts and logic:
1 >>40755656
2 >>40757820

>>40758383
Suck my dick

>>40758387
Kek he replied. He's super mad now, boys LMAO!

umezawa feet>sakuhinakeyaki

>>40758396
How inappropriate. Go to table 69 at the far back where the chefs cannot see you.

>>40758387
Triggered beyond belief

>>40758446
He is, that's why those two points were not contested with facts and logic to this moment.

>>40757584
Hell yeah HinataCHADS!

>>40758480
Who is top right?

>>40758488
Your sister.

40758473
>deflecting the post from himself
The Kage hater sure is delusional and crying kek

the love it poster deleted all his streamables and is now posting Japanese MMA >>>/pw/6663838

>>40758387

>>40758496
Well we know why:
>>40757584

>>40758514
That explains a lot - I feel sorry for the Kage hater kek

>>40758016
my beautiful and talented wifey

>>40758488
cute sister bro

>>40758501
booooo

>>40758527
Yep that will teach him a lesson. Thread is good again.

>when the Shiga roke happens
>when she replaces Ozono on Love It

Comfy Hinata hours have arrived

Nogi = traditional wife
Sakura = edgy or alternative
Hinata = I want to say fat nerds?

Christ

>>40758501
Is someone really stalking him, or is he posting these updates himself?

>>40758809

>>40758868
Leave him be. He'll stop spamming at the end of the summer.

I want to bully this girl

I want to know what the theme is for Hinatazaka46

>>40758942
girl next door

>>40758947
butt angle please

>>40757291
The wholesome gen

>>40758959

>>40758954
That's one ugly neighbourhood

I'm joking

>>40758960
>>40758964
legs and booty gen

>>40758968
I hope you are, Kumi is wife tier once she drops smoking.

>>40758974
This girl smokes?

>>40758970
yes

>>40758974
>once she drops smoking.
Ain't gon happen

>>40758982
Do a flip miyu

>>40758981
Miyu? no, she is just smoking hot

>>40758960
>Seira
>Tittyhashi
>Wholesome
I don't know, man.

>>40758990
Is it just me or I do not find Kaho top tier in terms of looks

>>40758981
If you mean Kumi then no, it's a joke that Wakabayashi uses to tease her alongside her age.

>>40759002
4ki is like a family

>>40759007
Kato*

as in I want to marry all 16 4ki to make them my family

>>40758998
Jiggle that booty miyu

>>40759023
Please call Tenshi by her name

Seira

>>40759036
who?

e

kek

>>40759041
THE oshiri

>>40759036
When does Seira come back again? Why isn't it in the op news?

>>40759041
Lmao good job

>>40758942
Keyakizaka lite, but worse because Sakurazaka already does it better.

>>40759042
>>40759047
These girls need to pack on some muscle

>>40758999
>>40759022
she is so cute my afternoon is better now

>>40759051
August 31st, they did the same thing with fire and kubo.

>>40759059
too much cardio

>>40759082
I want to spill my curry on nyagi

>>40759007
People like different things, it's normal.

>>40759082
I hope Niga knows what her signature looks like.

>I am not crazy! I know she swapped those guest appearance invitations. I knew it was Suiyobi no Downtown. Right after HinaAi. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. She covered her tracks, she got that idiot in the third generation to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She’s done worse. That beach race! Are you telling me that Aya just happens to fall like that? No! She orchestrated it! Kumi! She went to a location shoot without a bra on! And I saved her! And I shouldn’t have. I took her into my own unit! What was I thinking? She’ll never change. She’ll never change! Ever since she was 29, always the same! Couldn’t keep her face out of variety show appearances! But not our Kumi! Couldn’t be precious Kumi! Meming them blind! And SHE gets to be captain? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped her when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop her! You-

"The Illuminati will see you now!"

>>40757584
You guys, I swear

>>40759132
Marina...

https://youtu.be/7xOWzXzH7Ck
what is this
WHAT IS THIS?

>>40759226
Sugai graduation

press the delete button

>>40759238
>>40759266

>>40759266
easy way to get a black eye

Remember to squish your idols daily.

>>40759007
She looks and her manerism are pretty galish but she is a dork actually, i like that gap

>>40758480
Can see their cocks hanging

>>40759349
Manafi's got a boner.

>>40759349
>>40759360
Home of sexual spotted

>>40759381
Manafi is a home of sexual? Shocking.

>>40759349
>>40759360
>>40759396
/alt/ is that way, blind-kun

>>40759403
Nibs is not for this...

>>40759403

>>40759349
>>40759360
Wow still triggered by this >>40757584

My oshi is a Sakurazaka member.

>>40757591

>>40759458
good

40759473
Still triggered by Nogi's low sales kek

>>40759501
Lmao and Kage's popularity

>>40759458
Who?

Paru baby, I love you so much!

Blond pengu

>>40759534

>>40759562
would

>>40759564
I love this tight little rebel

>>40759512
>Kage
Who?

Are people this retarded that they can't see how better the new single is selling compared to the last one?
30th single - 11 slots sold out during the first round
29th single - 7 slots sold out during the first round

>>40759591
You're still mad? Good lmao

>Nogi's new single
>selling better

>>40759592
And it's a shame. Actually is a much better song.
The new Kakki single sounds like the most generic idol song. Management just went with the safest pick to recover from the scandal.

>>40759598
>mad
I am not emotional. You still didn't debunk any of my statements from the last thread:
>>40746504

https://files.catbox.moe/5nwndg.mp4

>>40759617
>>40759617
LMAO THE KAGE HATER IS STILL MAD

>>40759610
600k-700k first week
>>40759612
No way in hell, actually sounds like shit and puts me to sleep.

>>40759633
As I said before: THIS is still triggering him
>>40757584
And 4 hours later it continues to do so

>>40759624
I want to bully her so much bros it's unreal

>>40759644
please no bully

>>40759637
Nah, you're just a Kakkifag.
Nothing wrong with Kakki but management just chose the safest and most boring route for the new single to make people forget about Aruno's debacle.

>>40759642
We should use this image from now on just like his spam script. It is effective.

>>40759644
you just like her don't you

>>40759266
who is nao mori?

>>40759653
I just prefer the more fun songs

>>40759653
if they wanted to please people they'd just release the traditional ballad they know everyone's been craving for years, even though when they were releasing them everyone said they were boring and nogi needed more energetic songs instead

>>40759677
her character in the zambi universe

>>40759688
don't worry if nogi would have released something similar to actually again he would complain about being a keya ripoff group and nogi having no image anymore

As I said before: THIS >>40755656
is still triggering him

>>40759534
>>40759562
Holy YIKES

40759717
4 hours later and the hater for Kage is still triggered that he can't stop replying lmao
>>40757584
This is hilarious

>>40759736
We found his weakness and he's losing it - let's continue to draw him out with Nogi's low sales

>>40755656
7 hours later and the emotional for Kage coper is still triggered that he can't stop replying lmao

>>40759745
Danm it is true Inori has gotten thinner

>>40759649
She's been smiling a lot lately. Unacceptable.
>>40759664
Yes. Her tears are aphrodisiac of the highest quality.

>>40759750
Kek he's still replying with shaky hands and copying our posts. Yep this is working very well

>>40759720
Hello, blind-kun

>>40759759
>the 'emotional for' Kage coper
Lol calm down, T

the chef sent this to you, it's just warm water

>>40759736
>hater for Kage
Lol calm down, T

>>40759714
I don't hate Actually, it just isn't as good as other lead singles.

>>40759801
(with cyanide)

>>40759802
Learn English kek

>>40759804
This nigga listens to the music my fucking sides

>>40759802
>"Hater for someone"
>"Hater for a female"
Reverse Uno Card.jpg

>>40759832
>he doesn't listen to the music
Sure some of it is complete trash, but some of it is great.

Wow the mean Kage spammer is spiraling downhill today, who got to him now??

>>40759844
They need to give Yakubo and Kira their braces back

>>40759851
This did apparently >>40757584
He can't recover from the damage as yet

>>40759872
Lol

>>40759872
Holy kek

>>40759872
i'm marking out

>>40759871
Poor thing. He'll calm down eventually.

>>40759825
>>40759834
Archived,

>>40759872
Poor Honosu did nothing wrong and got BONK'D

>>40759851
>Kage spammer is spiraling downhill today, who got to him now??
This, as always
>>40755656

>>40759888
Thanks, archive anon. The Kage hater really embarrassed himself there.

>>40759871
Damn that's some hardcore smiling on Sugai

>>40759897
Answered my friend already here >>40759871
Nice bait, though
>>40759889
Yeah he's crying now because nobody is replying to him. We got back at him good, Kagebro

>nobody is replying
>just replied himself

even schizo and mei anon made peace. why can't you two also do the same