/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's a drawing you retard

>>40302744
She is not

>>40302744
No it's real

>>40302744
Okuu laughed when I showed her your post. Not everyone is so pathetic as you fucking loser.

>>40302744
Shut the fuck up you double nigger.

>>40302744
and you're a post on an imageboard. Why should I believe you?

why would she want you as a husband?

>>40311703
I got a stick, bitches love sticks

>>40302744
gtfo retard

This thread is a summary of /jp/

>>40302744
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

>>40313926
children will scream because ur so fat and ugly LMAO
what's your superpower fatass, eating 6 burgers at once?

>>40301906
If you love Okuu enough in this life, you will be able to find her when you reincarnate in your next life.
No, suicide is cheating and it is not allowed!

>>40301906
Show that girl some blue
>>40311855
These too

by being a nigger

>>40319694
Would yellow work?

>>40311855
She’s a bird not a bitch, but yes birds love sticks

>>40331752
>but yes birds love sticks
Example of this

Soft boob-wing hugs

>>40301906
Open up a smoke detector.

>>40314373
My superpower is pulling high powered explosives out of my ass

>>40341105
Birds love a man that can provide sticks. How can she expect to have babies with a man that doesn't bring sticks? It just isn't realistic.

>>40351231
I thought you would say something about birds in real life

>>40360881
He did

>>40311855
Okuu, lemme smash.

>>40325092
She doesn't want yellow...

>>40362160
She's special, yellowcake works.

>>40301906

>>40347534
wrapped around in tender softness~

This thread has somehow managed to lack Okuu post more Okuu.

Mfw this is the new okuu thread

Would you like Okuu if she was tan?

>>40380538
Of course as long as she's the same cute bird at heart.

>>40380538
It's odd she's not tanned by default.

>>40302744
fpbp

okuu seems a bit different today

>>40383572
Cool Okuu.

>>40380538
delicious chocolate okuu

>>40380538
Nigger Utsuho

>>40384517
Don't call my wife a nigger

>>40383572
Okuuzilla

>>40380538
>>40384728
Okuu after spending a week in Burundi....
Amazing... simply amazing...

>>40302744
That's called a photo idiot. You take photos of people and people are real

Okaeri!

>>40386530
Dumb, clumsy, a bird brain. And yet i love her.

>>40386783
Sometimes simple girls are the easiest to love.

>>40386843
Yes simple and cute, don't care if they have a small or big bust.

>>40383779

>>40387537
OKUU IS A N

>>40301906
Why would anyone want to marry a retard that can't even wipe her ass properly?

>>40385700
What was Okuu doing in Burundi?

>>40386973
low t response. she should always have a massive rack

>>40388127
ice girl

>>40388364
me on the left

>>40388366
Getting a tan.

>>40388423
Skirt too short might as well remove it

>>40388455
hot
>>40388470
skirt is fine, not going to stop me anyways

>>40388380
She's great regardless of her breast size, anyone can have huge breasts.

>>40388482
>not going to stop me anyways
prove it.

>>40388493
already on our third child

>>40388500
Ah... lovely.

>>40388500
Fertile birb

>>40388550
me crying my eyes out on our second child on the left

What's going to happen to her?

>>40388570
Nothing, Aya is just weird.

>>40388570
Okuu is too pure for that.

I want to kill Okuu by snapping her neck.

>>40388597
I want to kill anon with a .357 magnum to the chest

I wanna rip Okuu's wings off and let her cry in terror as she clutches them, knowing she'll never get them back.

I want to kill anon with a .44 magnum in the chest

I want to punch Okuu in the stomach and make her spew. I want to put bruises all over her face and body, I want to give her a black eye. I want to choke her until her face pales and she's gasping for just one breath.

I want to kill anon with a .50 action express in the chest, stop this now

Wow calm down guys.

I want to torture Okuu's friends in front of her, I want her tied up so she can only watch in horror through tears as I rip Satori's third eye to shreds. I want her to feel so powerless as her screams fall on deaf ears.

I want Okuu to feel so utterly defeated she wants a way out, I want to give her a dull knife and watch as she tries to commit suicide but she can only scar her delicate skin.

Fuck off asshole

I hate Okuu.

there are over 100 threads to troll on and you have to pick ours

Why can't we be friends?

Okuu does not deserve happiness.

>>40388721
Sure we can, you just need to ask.

>>40388731
Alright, let's be friends!

>>40388770
okuu's toned abs~

Okuu deserves pain, not children. It's okay to hurt them if they're a retard.

>>40388770
Thank you. Don't have that pic about "there we are friends now" so give me a hug.

I will hurt Okuu.

>>40388783

>>40388800
Thanks, i really needed one one for tonight.

Why would seeing some random imaginary cartoon birdgirl be happy enrage someone so much? I can't imagine. How miserable does ones life have to be to get so upset and feel so much hate over something so trivial and arbitrary as a fictional character?

Being a happy boyfriend to Okuu-chan who is like a cute little sister I never had then marrying her and making her my adorable sister wife!

>>40389258
Getting extremely lovey dovey with your new sister wife~

>>40389315
Incest? In my house?

>>40388783

>>40389368
Maybe? idk

>>40389386
Thanks anon.
>>40389390
As long those feelings are real, genuine, true, born from inside both of their hearts then i can let that pass. That's love and that's a wonderful thing.

>>40301906
beat her game

>>40390075
Kissing this precious Okuu in the mouth while hug her!

>>40301906
had a 3d girl like this and she had a smelly pussy
3d really does suck

>>40390116
Yes please

>>40380521
You do not have sevenhundread forty one Okuus

>>40389813
I hope thats the standard already. If it isnt...

>>40391275
Not him, but 741 Okuu images is a lot to you? She's existed for 14 years and has thousands by now. It would probably only take me a month at most to save that many images of her that I liked, at a very casual pace.

>>40391514
Of course not, just find it funny that he saved the image with my filename
I likewise do not have 741 but roughly 1260something, or had till tragedy struck and my pc fried, now dont know if the ssd containing it also shat itself or not, possibly setting me back to around 800 + whatevers still on the phone

>>40392036
I also experienced a HDD failure back in 2017 and lost a ton of Okuu images; literally thousands, so I know your pain. Going through all of Danbooru, Pixiv, and Twitter took me a few months before I had most of them back. It took a few months longer than I thought it would since many artists over the past few years stopped bothering to upload their stuff to Pixiv anymore and began to only tweet them, making certain images harder to find again. Then theres the occasional scenario of artists just deleting their art or Pixiv profile entirely for no apparent reason. Now I have my Okuu folders divided up between multiple SDDs and many backed up just in case.

>>40341105
Nests, sticks are used to make the home many birds use to raise their kids

>>40388846
its called cute aggression
it is a tragic mental illness

>>40392240
Is there some website or method to scraping posts off twitter quicker rather than scrolling through endlessly? Gets tiring and feels futile depending on how active the guy is
Few of the images persumed lost will be a complete pain to dig out because some of them were found whilst randomly going through obscure eastern websites that google/yandex would lead me to

>>40394401
I simply went through all the artists I ever knew who drew a good Okuu, looked through their entire Media post history, and saved what I was looking for. I don't know of any way of reverse image searching twitter images; only Google, Pixiv and the boorus.

>>40388550
Why was a baby born with a full set of hair? wtf?!?!

>>40388366
You know exactly what she was doing in Burundi, anon.

>>40397513
Getting a tan.

>>40396397
Okuu is just that healthy

>>40396397
Yokai hell raven genes I guess

>>40396397
Me and both of my brothers were born with full hair it's not that unusual.

>>40403465
American feminist women see a baby with a full set of hair and think it's their moral ethical duty to abort them

>>40394401
You have no idea how much I want to lay in a field of grass with someone now.

is this Okuu anon is still around?

>>40406260
Yeah -> >>40388680

>>40406265
Oh, I had no idea you were the same person Okuu gunanon. Neat. I was wondering if you still had that Okuu daki, where it came from, and if you had another one.

>>40406278
Uhhhh sorry anon, I'm not him, I just wanted to point it

>>40403537
still less retarded than the trumptards who single handedly just caused the biggest growth to black birth rates in decades. Replacement theory? My brother in christ you amerimutts on 'the right' are better at wiping out out whites than anyone the left, falling right for (((their))) plan by doing room temperature IQ shit

>>40406278
Yea thats me, using a lighter blanket because its hot outside

>>40397513
What a disgusting whore.

>>40397513
I don't actually... You can do many things in Burundi.

>>40409855
Taking fat cocks up her cloaca!

>>40409895
no

Sup Okuuhater, gonna another mental breakdown? Here, maybe this will help. Just take in her cute, happy, heartwarming smile.

>>40410139
AHHHH THE CUTE BIRD IS GOING TO DRIVE ME CRAZY

>>40410139
I have to protect that smile!

I will rip her hair out and set her wings on fire. Okuu is a fucking retard.

>>40410390
Damn, it didnt work? Thats too bad. Here have another one.

>>40410390
She's gonna hug you whether you like it or not and wipe away all that rage and despair in your heart!

I will rip this retard's teeth out one by one with pliers. Retards deserve hatred and vice.

>>40410628
Words words words, Okuuhater! It's pointless to fight it! Okuu will overpower you with her love and happiness every time!

I hate Okuu so much, I would feel joy smashing each of her fingers with a mallet. Orin is so much better.

>>40383572
>Okuu(112)

>>40410764
I have 376 okuus, what did you mean by this?

>>40410771

My wife and our cute niece!

knda uncomfortable fucking her while those wings are wagging

>>40412118
You don't want her soft feathery wings hitting you while you fuck?
Are you ticklish or something?
I mean she could probably wrap the wings around herself if it bothers you that much.

>>40410628
>>40410725
This poster has the biggest collection of cute Okuus and won't sleep at night without his Okuu daki.

>>40412681
I want her soft feathery wings AROUND me while we fuck.

>>40412118
Forget her wings, imagine the unbearable stench of her unwashed cloaca on a hot summer day! Since it would be a bad idea to open the windows during the day, you're trapped inside with this thing and her horrible smell. Yuck!

>>40413716
Orin licks birb's pussy clean on the daily.

>>40417449
fuck off yurifag

>>40417706
Who said anything about yuri?

what are all the symbols on her cannon and what do they mean?

>>40417449
hot

>>40385780
That's not a photo you retard. She isn't real.

>>40421382
Soft!

>>40426656
Beautiful pets!

>>40302744
checked and fpbp

>>40301906
you rope

>>40439825
need in wallpaper size

>>40458380
Post the fixed version please.

>>40457160
I dont know of a bigger version but maybe it will look ok if you run it through waifu2x.

>>40383779
I prefer caramel myself.

>>40301906
learn quantum physics

>>40301906
Give her lots of cuddles and affection

>>40458713
>>40458380

>>40301906
beat SA on lunatic

>>40463696
If I can only beat it normal, can she at least be my GF?

>>40463744
if you don't have the drive to beat lunatic, how would you have the drive to be a good husband to her

>>40463744
you get a hug at most

>>40463796
I'm not very good at shmups, I struggled just to beat it on normal

>>40302744
The platonic concept of Okuu exists.
It will take many, many years, but she will be real. Or at least, a close approximation of her.

>>40457160
Here you go

>>40464339
wow thanks, using that

>>40465824
Nice desktop, very appealing

I will suckle on her teats till i fall asleep

>>40471954
okuu's nursing handjob!

cool bird

>>40484067
Putting my face on this Okuu's chest and smelling her breasts

>>40502519
Okuu, no! Don't shoot!

>>40500585
inhaling the radioactive smell of her breast and suffering from radiation poisoning

I can't seem to be able to get this card to work in Koikatsu in any way the third eye is always missing for me even if I have the required hfpatch so of course I went to the /jp/ okuu thread for help.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90300890
This is the card.

>>40509303
Cute smol borb

>>40513093
that Okuu has big Okuus

>>40513164
Medium okuus

I have an Okuu dakimakura cover but never ended up purchasing the pillow insert for it. I also don't want to sleep with it because that would be uncomfortable for her and I would feel bad. I'll probably just have her hang around my PC room.

In addition, I'm going to pay one of my favourite artists to draw her and then have the result printed on a tshirt. I'll post the results later.

>>40516169
she's so precious

>>40521676
Your children will grow big and strong in Okuu's tummy
Then they'll have beautiful wings like mommy

>>40504038
That’s the best part

>>40302744
WTF?

Okuu had a bit of a crash landing...

>>40461924
Guys, she's not letting go. I repeat - she's not letting go.

Help

>>40534140
don't let go, you are going to be taken for a wild ride

>>40534194
W-what's gonna happen to me, I'm scared

>>40534261
baby making sex for the purpose of procreation while holding hands

>>40534140
If she's not letting go I'm guessing you've already given her lots of cuddles and affection. There's nothing to be afraid of, she's simply chosen you as her one and only lifelong mate. You need to take responsibility though, she wants to make a baby with you now.

>>40301906

Having sex with a radioactive bird wouldn't kill you?

>>40537925
A worthwhile death.

>>40537925
She isnt radioactive to begin with

>>40537925
Okuu just works with radiation, she isn't radioactive herself
she works with fusion anyhow, which is much less radioactive than fission, or barely radioactive at all if she uses aneutronic fusion

>>40537962
So I won’t die if I fuck her then

>>40538133
You might die from cuteness overdose

>>40537925
This >>40537962 but also this >>40537937

>>40537925
No - you'll live through your descendants

I want to knead her soft belly

>>40537962
Which she probably does as reimu and marisa don't currently have cancer.

>>40341105
Birds love bundles of sticks. OP is a bundle of sticks.

>>40543493
What an adorable birb, I want to hug her back.

Step 1
>Sacrifice a human child and convert his/her body into pure conscious matter(preferably one whose language you can speak)
Step 2
Train the consciousness slurry to perform advanced mathematical calculations involving base matter collisions and split a few atoms.
Step 3
Feed the consciousness slurry more minds of a lesser nature until it becomes as powerful as a quantum super computer. (~100,000,000-200,000,000) individual entities capable of solving 5+5. Stray cats work too in case you live in a place where missing kids is a problem that doesn't go under the radar.
Step 4
>Use your conciousness slurry to collide a series of base particles into the dimensional veil such that it dissolves. Don't worry about being careful, if you dissolve your homeworlds veil nobody would miss you anyways and you probably wouldn't miss them either. Leave them to die in the resulting storm of raw matter.
Step 5
Head to the nearest congregation of other individuals with similar intentions and trade your consciousness slurry for coordinates to a gensokyo hosting universe. Note it may have already been pillaged and looted and all your favorite waifus raped, murder, and/or sold into sex slavery. Buy world coordinates only from reputable sources.
Step 5.5
Check local markets for an oku, chances are someone has found her before. Warning, you may also find one on a meat hook or in a brothel.
Step 6
Buy passage or walk to the universe, a ship is preferable as traversing the interdimensional sea of raw matter is quite dangerous.
Step 7
Pierce dimensional veil or use the prior visitors open rift.
Step 8
Charm your oku with any method of your choosing. Oku is a retard by your Earth's interpretations, so typical attempts at romance will bounce off her like bullets at superman's chest.
Step 8.5
Where typical romance fails, ego surgery will succeed. Kidnapping is always an option if you are unable to perform the surgery yourself.
Step 9
Love her with all your heart and never let her go, until she dies and you are forced to find another one and start over only to find that she is one of literally trillions in the seas
Step 10
Survive ego death.
Rinse Repeat Relocate.

>>40546389
tl;dr and random green text
is this a bot?

>>40513467
>I have an Okuu dakimakura cover but never ended up purchasing the pillow insert for it

You don't realize what you're missing out on. the combination of a good quality daki cover and good stuffing for it is the comfiest/softest thing you will ever hold. Okuu would also never feel uncomfortable being held because of how soft and cuddly she is.

Oh, cute!

>>40547881
She and her smile are as bright as the Sun itself.

>>40546389
huh

>>40301906
Have you tried the old chloroform and hiace trick? Never fails.

>>40548372
Please dont bring attention to rule breaking deleted posts over 4 hours old. Just ignore them.

>>40301906
build rouge nuclear weapons

fit okuu is the best

>>40301906
Try playing eratoho that's closest you're gonna get without passing over the barrier to Gensokyo.

oops, meant to open the Aya thread instead. Btw this thread smells

>>40572598
No you opened the right thread.

>>40572611
Aya-san..

>>40572598
Okuu is a very clean bird that smell pretty.

>>40581737
I wanna cuddle in the onsen with Okuu
I'd help her wash her pretty wngs

>>40585897
Helping to keep your Okuu's wings clean is part of your responsibility as a husband.

>>40593294
Okuu can do it herself quite easily just like most birds, but it would be such a privilege and joy to do it for her and just enjoy the experience of bathing with my beautiful waifu.

>>40585897
I want her to preen my hair

>>40599224
As a previous bird owner, if she loved you she would preen your hair constantly.
It feels really nice.

>>40599301
>previous bird owner
what happened to your bird?

>>40599607
died of old age

>>40606694
Lovely bird

>>40611555
cutest bird

>>40623421
Strongest bird

>>40301906
Step 1: Find Gensokyo
Step 2: Go to hell and become Satori's boytoy
Step 3: Get lucky/obedient and she might let you fuck Okuu

>>40599607
His head fell off

>>40635577
God I wish that were me

>>40635577
this is all I want in life

>>40301906
Idk anon, she might be not real

>>40635597
which one

>>40662097
Shes real in my heart!

You realize Utsuho is a literal animal right? She may have a humanlike form but she's still just a retarded actual raven at her core. She's too dumb to understand what things like marriage and having kids are, she'd probably freak out and lose it if you tried introducing her to sex. Face it, it's impossible to mate with Utsuho, you will never be able to do any of these things you would love to do to Utsuho. All she wants to do is play and do her job and Satori would never let you touch her like how you want to. So give it up and surrender all your hopes of fulfilling your Utsuho based dreams.

>>40663421
tl;dr don't care, still love Okuu.

>>40663487
This

>>40669784
okuu-chans soft squishy boobies~

>>40669784
Too pure to fully understand whats happening.
So cute.

big

>>4066342 I don’t care about marriage. I love Okuu because of how nuclear she is

I love Okuu, she gives me so many lustful wishes that I want to make to her!

stupid lovely bird i bet she smells nice

>>40686905
Chickens smell kind of bad, so I'd imagine it's the same for other birds too.

>>40687008
she a big birb I think she fine

I want to let it out in Okuu until there's a dozen small birds with my last name

>>40687025
She fine as hell

THE HELL RAVEN IS FINE!

>>40698800
Mmmmm yes, those juicy childbearing hips

>>40698874
Yes taste those hips

>>40688505
Pink shit

Some chad Okuu artist drew a couple of Okuu pics for me and some other guy for free yesterday just for complimenting his Okuu. What a great guy.

>>40726823
She wants it

Posting this cute rare Okuu I just caught!

>>40734252
that's not okuu that's a dangerous slug please dispose of it at once

>>40734252
What >>40739505 means is that its really a harpy and slime monster cosplaying as Okuu from Monster GIrl and not actually Okuu.

>>40739505
dangerous breast expanding goo girl, also don't bully

>>40302744
Anon woke up and said
>I will be very based today
And he based himself

>>40741223
okuu wants to know who you are quoting

>>40741230
What a cute little bird
I want to cuddle with her

Is Okuu aware of how overwhelmingly erotic her body is?

>>40743028
Most of the time in fanon she isn't.
An explaination for why that might be could be because she hasn't had a human body for that long and doesn't understand human sexuality.
Combine that with her naive and airheaded personality and she might also be completely unaware that she is being lewd.

>>40742851
okuu paizuri!

Okuu is my beloved girl and she deserves a lot of love

>>40761902
Yes

>>40769698
I miss this artists Okuu

>>40761902
Never stop making her happy anon

Was a fun thread.

generated birb wife in 3d using dalle 2

>>40772386
It has the green skirt I guess.

farewell Okuu my beloved

>>40772386
why is she jewish