/jp/ - Otaku Culture

See >>/jp/thread/S40506402 for context.

Playing a game. I was a white cat going around a level like Mario, breaking blocks by scratching or jumping and swishing my tail at them. There was a block that was labeled "5", it took a lot of hits so I was getting excited as to what was within, but a girl shows up and spoils "The Moon." I break it and a shiny white moon pops out, I can grab it and take it around with me, it granted a "moderate boost to all stats."

>>40538388
It's not irrelevant and you refused to answer my question

>>40594489
>what's going on
I'm posting my dreams. If there's a greater understanding you seek, you should probably just read them. If there is still greater understanding you seek, I don't think I can help you.

In bed, looking at my Yukari figure, spun her around to look at her hair, unlike the actual one it was flat, longer and extremely fucking beautiful. Then I saw it again and a large portion of the right side had fallen off. Then I saw it again, only a small amount of hair on head remained, I thought she'd look better bald than this, and that I either need superglue(One Ring/True Dragon Dress) to put it back on, or I need to time travel.

Wake up in bed, I notice a poodle is in my room, and someone's using my shower. Alarmed, I go into my kitchen, I wanted a tenderizer hammer but as I heard him noticing me gone and coming over, I picked up a nearby knife. I went at him, trying to slit his throat but it was dull, and he said "Knife #3 isn't for cutting" He pushed me off, then grabbed a knife, then slit his own throat from the base and across his shoulder, then held the wound shut and said "Now, you're the one who's going to tell me things" After my initial suprise, I say "I can go back in time?" He says "Yes!" I say "Oh! Please tell me I can save my fucking wife." Then I wake.

In my bed, I have my chunk of Lapis lazuli, I start biting into it, edible and tasty. I go on Facade.com, there's a webpage of people's dream diaries, where you could roll a random part of their dreams. I thought "Damn, I wish I'd posted my dreams here instead of fucking 4chan" All the different diaries have a black and white sketch, I look over them wondering which would be the best to apologise to Yukari with, seeing one that had a man kneeling kissing a woman's hand, I looked over the rest but there was none greater, so I clicked on it.

Wake in my bed, hear a dark eldritch voice cursing me from the direction of my ceiling, so to balance it out I imagined a dark eldritch voice blessing me from there too. I had a green tarp cylinder that I was packing a whole bunch of gemstones into, including a large green one, thinking the green represents me, as I hop inside and prepare to time travel.

In my room again, this time there's two girls with me. One of them tells me to suck her fat cock. I say "Ok, I'll suck your fat cock, but first help me time travel so I can lose my virginity to Yukari" she says "You already have sex with us every week" then after staring at my face for a couple seconds, she jabs my cheek, I say "What?" she says "Ants" I look in a mirror, the "ants" growing out of my pores start sprouting and blooming into Coldblood Flowers, I thought "Yuuka would be proud!" Then it seems like there's a rainstorm going inside the room, with me preparing to time travel again with gemstones.

There was a guy who had fucked his life up and went back in time. His life reverse until he was back in college, but he was jaded by this, not wanting to go through the same events, so he left with a bitter feeling. I followed along with him, as we went into another academical building, the insides all rich polished wood.
Going around with a professor who was familiar with time travel, we passed through a kitchen, there was a brown skinned bald guy with a brain-like head, or rather three of him, the professor said "There's only one of his kind" so I was trying to see if they were connected at their legs, but there was bench in the way. I saw the brain guy handing out red apples to people.
Sitting with the guy who timetraveled and a few others, the professor in front of us pointing at a projected slideshow, saying "The people you hate appear on here" I was expecting the people I hate to appear, but I guess it was all for the other time travel dude.
We went somewhere else and played a game. We remarked about how cool it was, the little protagonist shapeshifting into various characters, he went around outdoors fighting enemies and running a race, there were visible Katakana sound effects appearing along with his actions, there was a lame pun about "A Nite to Fort" which didn't make me laugh, but the guy next to me went "...Really?" which did make me laugh. The protagonist morphed into a Robosapien X, running down a track.
Stopped playing that game, instead some people went to play table tennis. I was told to act as referee, but I grabbed the ball when it was still possible for one to make the hit, the professor just said "Everyone in his family is annoying."
I'm beside a wooden table. I look at a sheet that has all of Yukari's plans for the future on it. Sadly, I don't fucking remember them, other than "Apocalypse", except they were all extremely fucking cool sounding, I said to myself "Oh Yukari, you're so cool, you're so cool..." The scene reset, I was looking at the sheet again, this time it had a symbol of The Demiurge on it. I said to myself "This dream about time travel is ok, but I need to *actually* go back in time" The professor kind of reassures me, and leads me into another room where we rolled up cigarettes, burning them down from the very bottom to light the whole thing on fire, smoking that. He said "Let your life sing"

After waking up, thinking about that girl saying I had sex with them, so I was think "Noooo I don't want sex with ANYONE but Yukari." I went back to sleep, and there was a dream saying "Actually, you fuck Seiga and Sakuya all the time."
I was with Sumireko somewhere. It was mentioned that the Kuchzuke "'Kuu' ni naru" meant "Cool" It was mentioned that it's "The Age of Trannies" but that that's just a glow-op(No duh.)

Playing in soccer oval. There were a couple of little people who had leveled up a few times by hanging around me, so they became a tiny bit threatening, with one throwing a bomb and another detonating it. I went over to a bomb-man who was setting up a turret, trying to kill him with them, but they died quickly then I did too, so I said "Damn, I got cocky."
Saw a videogame with various Touhou characters walking around, they had sideways facing sprites, full-body for everyone, except Yukari and Seiga, both of whom stuck half-way out of a gap, with big bosom.
Outside somewhere. There's Altaar, as a seagull, on a nearby tree. He called out something, maybe calling me a sperg, I said "I didn't know you got a part-time job as Captain Obvious." He flew above me and pooped on my head, so I called out "Haha, you gave me good luck." then threw sticks at him.
I was standing with some average looking real girl, I thought "What the fuck am I doing?" then went over to my wife Kaguya and started fucking her. Cowgirl, I saw it from third person, I fucked her pussy slowly, then fucked it really fast, then came inside, cum slipping out.
In my room. Altaar and Royal Guard were saying I was just jealous of their muscles. Altaar was wearing a yellow shirt. I pinned Altaar down, put a large corkscrew to his head and drilled into it, calling him a bitchbrain.
Going down a dark tunnel, I come to Altaar, a man the size of a blue whale. I fly away down the tunnel as he lunged after me, swallowing me up, but I left behind a substituion jutsu log inside him, appearing above and throwing dozens of harpoons into his back. Then he turned around it repeated, he lunged, swallowed, I subjutsu'd, threw harpoons. Then he was still, I went over with a drill, drilling into his head while calling him a bitchbrain, then went over and fed him into a large garbage disposal grinder.
I was playing a game, talking about it like it was my dreams, saying "They're the most infested things in the world." I saw myself walking along floating blocks like in Mario. Below was hellfire with giant spikes sticking out. There was a enemy that was a piece of shit that ate pieces of shit another piece of shit shat out and shat them back out as projectiles. Running along, the floating blocks fell so I was falling into lava and "bouncing" upon the spikes like Mario, someone wondered why I wasn't dead yet so I said "This is just a showcase" pointing out I had two rows of pink hearts that were depleting slowly. I saw myself go to the end of a path, then the blocks just fell out from beneath me and I died to a pitfall, a guy watching said "It's like I Wanna Be The Guy" I said "It's not quite that bad" and he mentioned having to make "Bullshit hard jumps". I came to the first boss, Altaar, The Great Mighty Poo. He was bound to a wall, I went up close to him using a little curse laser, but I died for this. I respawned with a different weapon, throwing curses from afar. He said "I'm not gonna let you get away with that" as he unstuck himself from the wall, and started sliding around the room releasing waves of projectiles.

I saw Satori on a little kiddy teatowel or a baby napkin, her looking just perfect on its pattern of kids stuff that was light blue and pink. (Cant really find any images that fits this, MSI's Tight album cover is similar.)

Saw people playing Dark Souls in a little maze room. One person goes over to another that was hiding in a corner. He casted the spell Beyond, which made him shine with golden light, immolating nearby enemies, the other guy hates him using this and just let him kill him. I'm talking with someone, they bring up the spell Melt, which increases your attack speed, and greatly increases spell casting speed, but removes tear. He said you can keep the tear if you use it with one of two weapons, the Dao, and the Pao. He showed me the Dao, a long chinese halberd, he mentioned doing some weird movement with the unique strong attack, that gave it huge reach. Then he smacked down a nearby knife ornament, showing you can sharpen it on that, as I saw the game had a Monster Hunter sharpness gauge.

Walking with some guys into someone house, he had framed Patchouli Knowledge paintings all over the walls, which I thought was awesome, thinking I wanted a house like that but with Yukari paintings. I had a top-teeth retainer that was irritating me, I pulled it out of my mouth, then pulled out another layer, then another couple more.

In a classroom. Yukari was at the front atop some rocks. I said "I'll never give up on her." A couple of guys made fun of me, singing "Gimme sum luv~ Gimme sum luv~" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPppoxju15U

I saw something hinting at how to create/write. I saw two black women float off into the distance, they said something about The Abyss. Then I saw a couple of pregnant mothers, one of them had four baby faces press up against her stomach, then one of them popped out, then it vomited out another, then that another, then that another. The mother was Lain's mother, the fourth child was Lain, but there was also another version of that Lain baby, I saw it as a desktop spreadsheet icon, half-formed with Lain's face on it.

I saw told "Janny is testing you"

I was with a schoolfriend. I gave him a title like "Dark King Murky" and I gave myself the title "Crimson King Hornet"

In a classroom, there's a Christian teacher speaking. I have a picture on my laptop of Duke Murmur, as Gut's child, but his body was extra large, like a seal. I'm thinking about showing it to the class but the teacher obviously wants to avoid it, and throws a couple of grenades at me. I back up into a corner above a couch while others ran in other directions. I saw other grenades exploding in the distance, the explosion radius was big enough that I'd definetly die from the two thrown nearby while in this corner, but they weren't exploding, then one of them went off with pitiful blast, so I sad "Maybe it was bitch grenade" someone isn't satisfied by this so I say "Yeah, authors write themselves into corners all the time." I'm walking with the teacher, I mention who God made the manager of the world. He asks who, I say "The Devil" he says "The Devil!?"

Me as Inuyasha at a ship. Someone mentioned that I was sad, and I'm going to be even more sad when I lose my party members.

I was floating in the sky with a red jacket on. I said "I am the Full Metal Alchemist" then said "Actually, I'm the protagonist of most stories."

On the ground, "Aya" was speeding all over the place, casting Illusory Dominance. I pulled a gun and shot all over the place, then her and her illusions stopped in place, bullet holes in them, and she said my master had taught me well.(It only takes a couple fucking brain cells to see 90% of the Touhou OPs on this board are fake and gay glowie sanctuaries, not sure if I should bother pointing them out just so a glowie can come in here and say "take meds"[not that one wont already come in here to do that because of my dreams])

I was Sasuke, floating up in the air with a red lightning aura, seething incomprehensibly. I was apparently going to flood Altaar with red lightning such that it overflows out the top of his 9th chakra and poisons all of his Astral bodies.) I was on the ground, there was an old lady ahead of me that was Altaar in disguise, I shocked him by he cast off his disguise and wasn't going to take it easily, there were a bunch of people around me who had been disguised as old ladies, they were all described as "Sad, and Ancient" while I was merely "Ancient"


Went through some corridors avoiding dart traps until I sat in front of big TV screen. I set up my Yukari figure to the left of the screen, her umbrella slipping off but I couldn't be bothered getting it right, as Naster sat at my right for a duel. He mentioned that I could be replaced by anybody, so I said that he could be replaced by anybody.

There was Dark Souls NPC, I had met him 3 times before, at different places around the game, hugging his knees and acting depressed, one time in a closed off room. This time he was sitting at the middle of a very long dining table, white tablecloth. He was bitterly, sacastically talking about being the Lord of Man, and having to go face an onslaught of foes up in the Grand Archives, before he regained his composure, stood up in his chair and said "Come on! You've got to come with and help!" I had three options, the default option was to say something like "It's just fake."

Yukari was saying that the glowniggers can't actually "win" unless they post a /jp/ OP with a document that has all the information they've gleaned from my dreams.

A girl was saying "Hey, you've only written 1 page of stuff that makes you sound like a girl, while they've written 8 pages just to try and bring you down." She compared Yuuka and Yukari, who are almost the same entity, then said "It shows the power of a 'seal holding something up', since Yukari would be just another girl they don't give a shit about if not for you."

I was in a classroom, along with the rightful teacher. An annoying short kid comes along with a couple of others, since they've got more people what they say is 'right.'

At a shallow river flowing from a tall waterfall. I was fighting Slave Knight Gael. I used Gael's Greatsword, sword dancing with it like an Abyss Watcher. I had him pretty low, before he used his impale grab, then after I was low and out of estus, a little vespoid killed me by spinning at me. I respawn. I see a view of the waterfall, /jp/, I see a view of the sky, a blood moon shining down upon this canyon, a caption appearing "Blood Moon on the Rocks" I started the bossfight again. There was a "King of the Storm"-esque prebattle, with a giant white wolf, I just punched the fuck out of it with Dark Caestus, toppling it over and killing it in a few seconds. Fighting Gael again, this time he threw red poison needles, I blocked them with my arm, then pulled them out, but he laughed "That just makes the poison stronger." I died again somehow.


Near a Boost Juice shop. I saw a poster that represented a "dark red and blue" webpage Angus had created, but the colour was very dull in comparison to a poster that representing my websites, that had Flandre standing in a dark red and blue room.

I had a fourth website, it was like the others but it only had very brief notes about the dreams. I saw Flandre happily waiting at a hill upon a dirt road in a bride's outfit, looking towards the rising sun, and I thought I had to change that site and this image because things have changed.

A DS2 faggot was spitefully comparing /jp/ to DS2, saying the glowniggers are like Throne Watcher and Throne Defender, and I'm having trouble getting past them.
In a tower, I was on a wooden platform near the top, there was a little ladder to the top in front of me, and a Bloodborne Doll at the top pinging me with Soul Arrows. I was trying to position myself just right on the ladder, so I'm below her enough that she can't hit me, but couldn't get it right, taking damage until I ran out of stamina and fell to the bottom of the tower. I notice I'm Flandre, wearing a lioncloth and a ragmask, and that I had nice abs. I Thrall leaps up and axes my stomach, but I'm somehow still not dead, as I start climbing up the ladder again, noticing I have a nice ass, when either I got Soul Arrowed or a Thrall darted me, and I finally die, saying "Good! How the fuck wasn't I dead yet?"

Marge?

>>40594454

Saving thread from the page 9/10 unbumpable zone which shouldn't exist.

Playing a game, fourth in its series, at a jucuzzi with Altaar+Royal guard, don't remember much other than I flew up and they were trying to catch me. It was over, I said to Altaar "Only the first game in this series was good, the rest have had no soul" and he agreed. I thought about "The Programming" and how basically everything these days is soulless. Altaar has his shirt off, and I see he's a fucking skinny ass skeleton, I muttered "Toxic Age stunted our development" and thought the world at large really needs my dreams.(Too bad most of them have turned into stupid fucking /jp/ analogies.) Go into Altaar's room, it has some dudes watching South Park, I think I see Cartman having drunk a shit ton of Boost Juice. A guy asks me where the remote is, I point out its on the table right in fucking front of him, he's like "Oh" and the others joke about him having narrow pupils. I go to my room, but it's occupied by a couple of guys playing DotA, a stupid guy in the chair playing and Royal Guard on a black chair to his right, I sit on a white chair to his left.

I had been lifting weights, I had gained a decent amount of muscle on my forearms. I heard something like "skeletal muscles don't help abs' gains", I went over to a chair and tried to do sit-ups but there was too much of a gap for my feet to wedge under properly. Some handsome muscle guy was visiting the house, my brother who's all obsessed with muscles invites me to come listen to his sexcapades. In the backroom, listening the muscle dude talking about girls, only remember one thing about him sharing a bed with a girl and "letting her enjoy her half of the bed" I wanted to ask him to lift his shirt to check out what his abs were like. I hear someone from the backyard call out "Order for Lord!" I go out and he gives me a disc case with Diabolos with an orange supernova background on it, looking ready to charge but with his head reared up to his right, but the game is just Dark Souls 3, except the guy who sent it had modded in Diablos' assets as a boss.

I see a guy in my backyard, dude had a girl and Saya(from Saya no Uta) pouring oil on his feet.

In my unit, I look on my phone at South Park, Stan with a couple of girls, and Kyle with Flandre wings(Am I both? Am I also Cartman? I once asked Hecatia for a nickname, expecting something cool, and the bitch called me Eric Cartman) I hear someone at the door and see Kaguya, looking like a real asian girl, beautiful face, beautiful hair, holding a Kaguya fumo, so I called "Kaguya!" then noticed Yukari standing next to me, and wondered if I was making her jealous.

In a bathroom, standing with a bunch of old ladies, a half-visible illusion of Yukari beside me. I point at the old ladies and say "It's your fault!" Yukari says "I'm sick of this." and starts leaving the house. I chase her, she goes out the backdoor, I chase after several fleeting glimpses, before losing her, then fall to my knees, blood running cold, thinking I'll kill myself and chase after her as a ghost, then thinking actually I should try a massive dose of drugs first, as one of the kids playing soccer in my backyard laughs at me.

Playing an arcade game, perspective of a sidescroller platformer, I'm a dragon fighting another dragon. I had died, but tried again, getting used to how to breathe flame blasts at it and jump over his shockwave stomps, but died again. I tried again but this time the stage was completely different, and I died again. I had to pass 3 stages. I was playing on a Vita, I notice Altaar was watching me play, then he turns back to his big TV screen, where he had started playing the same game, saying I suck at playing. He was up to the boss after the third stage.

Playing a I Wanna Be The Guy-esque insanely unfair platformer. I came to the end of a screen where there was just a death pitfall, so I thought fuck it, and tossed myself down. It plays the death sound effect, but then just spits me out where I needed to go after a delay. Climbing a mountain, I had to toss myself into a bunch of ghosts, the Mario-bouncing-from-taking-damage helping me get up through a tunnel. I go into a cave, as I catch a glimpse of a massive giant climbing the mountain. I was riding a hanny golem, going along until I encountered another hanny golem, but I wasn't going to fuck with it. I laid back, it came after me but the giant, which was a huge hanny golem, burst in through the ceiling, picked up the hostile golem and smashed it against the ground repeatedly. Then I was continuing on, following behind the giant hanny as it climbed the mountain, but then a fucking steamroller shot up through the tunnel, flattening me.

Had an intrusive thought poem come in my head, first line I only remember "My love", second two I remembered completely.

"My love,
Twin flame, let us go on a journey
The moral is addictive chaos"

In a bedroom with Yukari, but she was young girl with short blonde hair, like JK Satoko. I look at her phone, she's listening to a Touhou arrange that had an Akyuu picture. I look it up and start listening myself, as she walks behind me. I say "I like Akyuu." She says "Me too." then I kissed her right cheek.

In a bed with Yukari and another girl. The other girl had had a bad dream. JK Yukari starts detailing some convoluted divination process where you buy something and go into a convenience store and if some thing happens then it was just a false dream. Yukari was wearing just a white button-up shirt, and she had a red ribbon in her hair, infinity bow.

From ~11th of June.
In a room with Yukari, she was looking away from me while I stared at her with love, until she turned to me with a smile, then asked me to redraw the cross on her ass. She showed her ass to me, there was a graffiti-like cross scribbled at the top of her crack, and a dick head scribbled a little above and to the right of that. She was at my right, looking at her ass with me through a gap. I asked if she meant that cross and she said "No." like 'don't be stupid'. I saw Gir in a dog suit, but purple with two horns coming out of the forehead at the top right of her right cheek, she said "That's a spoiler" I thought "What, I'm a Diablos?" Then I see a large Gir in his regular green suit, with huge muscles, flexing his arms above himself. There was a caption "Never give up, you don't know, you might have four or five lives." I say "Hey! I didn't see that before." She points out something on her left cheek that I didn't see, saying "That's a spoiler too... maybe I should just tell you" I said "You might as well, you're just going to confuse me."
/x/ fags replying to my site crimson hornets, one saying something about a "Crimson Moon Sonic Trading Card" and another comparing my dreams to Thus Spake Zarathustra, but saying I was blocked by cuckoldry and I needed a lot of self-improvement to maybe overcome it.

Playing Dark Souls 3, I had a special Moonlight Greatsword that had a bloody tinge. I said it's way cooler than the one from Bloodborne, its moonwaves even rollcatch really well. The weapon art was like Lorian's move where he quickly stands up and slams his sword down, with a bloody vortex.

>Benjamin
Disgusting Jewish name

Yeah, that's what I thought, except Yukari seems to like it so I don't mind as much.

I was in Irithyll. It was said because of the names given to me and my brothers upon birth we were due the lives of slaves, or at best a poor leather store tanner.

I was saying to someone I don't care for my name, it just comes from some faggot in The Bible.

Something happened where I made a post about being a Diablos but it was a little bit too late, or too early, was supposed to be a get or at a certain time, and so I wouldn't be able to get a following. I was heading around the right side of a mall as a Diablos, but apparently I'm inevitably going to lose to the glowies because nobody's taking my side.

In an ark that had become flooded, I bailed out of a window as Flan, swimming up to the surface and getting into a boat with the rest of the SDM crew. I apologised for something, and they said it was alright.

I was making a comment on a Clockup Flowers video, saying "I'm just gonna snort a fat line of this song."

In my room, it was brought up that I had dreamt of Ninigi and another important Japanese god. Well, that dream was among this one, I didn't post it before cause he seemed like a grumpy god who I didn't want to disturb.


I had been sleeping with my Simon's Necronomicon, there was a chat of its practicioners watching me in my dreams. I sliced up my father with a tiny sickle, then I went and sat at the right seat of a red twin throne with Remilia. One of the people in the chatroom said he abhorred me while another said he sympathises with me after finding out the profane nature of the gods through reading Lovecraft. The people in the chat were talking about Japanese gods. I saw Ninigi in Gensokyo, he looked like ke-ta's Kaguya, but male, just wearing an unbuttoned shirt, standing outside a small red painted wooden shrine among greenery. It was where he had retired. He was annoyed at the people in the Necronomicon chat, calling them "Ravens raving about our mythology."

weed

I could use some weed.

First dream i can remember in my life was in third grade. There was a select screen with a whole bunch of animals on it. I picked a worm and wormed around in some mulch. Don't really remember any other dreams from beyond the last decade though.

>>40617061
you could use some meds

queen of touhou

Feisty deletepost, sister.

>>40621815
Medicinal 'erb ayy lmao xD

Zeus was going to get help, getting me attention maybe. It's "Good, but bad." he was going to take something away, maybe the effect of gemstones. A dude in the room who starts throwing knives at me, someone who escaped from a prison. I throw knives back. An old lady associate joins in with him, we throw knives at eachother for a while before I say fuck it, go into a neighboring dinner party and say "Hey, there's intruders" but they're gone, the old lady driving him off in a boat outside.

I'm in a bath tub full of unwrapped Kit-kats. Someone chides me about making stuff for Yukari, I say "Hey, I wrote stuff about her today." There's a PS4 controller that some chocolate was melting onto, I picked it up.

In a pocket dimension where I lost a fight. I'm outside of it, but losing the fight granted me a blue ball that was important. There was a red moon in the sky, so I wanted to take a picture of a blue ball overlaying the red moon, but I needed someone else to take the shot. I get someone to do it, but it was a little late, the moon starting to dip below the horizon. We try to move to higher ground to catch it, climbing over an electrified fence, though it wasn't too strong a shock. The place we moved too wasn't good either, so we were going to move again. There was a guy with us, along with a chimpanzee, and he gave himself away as just pretending to be on our side. He had an ability to project a "Bitch" stamp, taking control of whoever it lands on. He had already used it on the chimp. I ran away from him, he fired a Bitch at me but I dodged, the stamp dissipating on the ground like a Llyod's Talisman's dust. We run past the Grim Reaper, with a plague doctor's mask, sitting at a table sipping on a drink, maybe he had come out from the umbrella that was shading the table. I say to the chaser "Hey, isn't that the Grim Reaper?" He acts like he doesn't believe it. I thought about my dreams where the Grim Reaper is my father, so I wanted to ask him for help.

In an arena. There's a ~5 meter tall steel golem. A ~4 meter tall steel golem goes behind him and kneels, summoning ~3 meter tall golems to fight me. I take a bad hit, I hear Yukari wince(I'm actually playing a game, I'm standing to the left of the TV, Yukari's sitting on a couch in front.) I've low and I have no healing left, and I don't think I had a chance against all these steel giants in the first place, so I just let one kill me. It wrapped me up in a steel chain and body slams me, as it does so Yukari says "Steel!", making me laugh. I recalled her saying that like that sometime before. Then she's got the controller, scrolling through a shop menu. There's an item "True Dragon's Ring", she says "Hurry up and gain another two levels so I can buy this and we don't need to keep helping eachother" I notice there's a microtransation payment where she can pay $8.99 to buy it now, I say "Why don't you just pay real money?" She says "No way, you want me to pay with two of my levels?" She scrolls up the shop menu, there's Komachi, and several Grim Reapers.

I woke up and thought something like "Shit yeah, True Dragon's Ring, I only care about Yukari anyway, fuck /jp/, it can just rot in glownigger shit, not like any faggots will help me fight."

Standing at a shore, very dark. There's an island with strange trees growing around it, more strange trees start growing over towards it, with an unsettling noise. I fear this, turn away, going around in a bit of a semi-circle, before facing it at a different angle, where I started spinning on the spot and going back to thinking of myself as a black dragon with infinite power, with the courage to head towards it.
I wake up and hear a dude sing a little song to me in reaction to my thoughts earlier, I only remember "Yeah, but don't you wanna win?"

Running around with a guy, accidentally go into a toilet stall, the big public toilet roll container senses us and says "Hm? Say something." but we ignored it and left without a word. I was thinking of writing a book where many inanimate objects talked.

Sitting in a classroom. There's a fat kid on my side, he gets up and says something, then turns around and starts thrusting backwards while repeatedly farting. I get out of my seat and run, circling around the classroom, going past a cute asian girl saying "The horror..." which made her laugh. I sat next to her for a bit, she said something about how to make me feel better. I say "A lap dance would be nice." We both laughed, but when I turned around and then back she had moved away, I thought "It was just a joke." I'm sitting at the front of class acting traumatized, hugging my knees. A couple of people bring over little strange cardboard objects, like a little easel but with a very complex shape, I set it up in front of me, they bring over another weird little thing, shaped like a P, I hold it in front of me like a cross, chewing on it or the easel, before going out of class to spit cardboard out of my mouth into a sink.

I said to Yukari "I like the steel enemies."

I walking on top of a fence outside. There's an intrusive thought telling me Yukari is going to wake me up in another reality soon. For some reason I thought it might be that shitty classroom from earlier, so I said "Fuck that, I'd rather just live this shit life, get a job and buy Yukari framed pictures for my walls, commission cool pictures based on my dreams." I'm headed towards a tunnel. A couple of shirtless guys come out of it, one of them has a man's face upon his stomach, who says "I hate you" to me. I say "Why?" He says "I like you, but you keep hanging around people" I say "Hey, I hate hanging around people, I'm only doing this because I have to." He sees someone else he hates leaving from the tunnel, and charges at him.

At Ds3 Firelink Shrine. There's a girl wearing a Dark Mask that I'm chasing around. She breathes out Poison Mists, I breathed out black Death Clouds and hugged her, enduring her poison while making her suffer my plague, before she topples over and I start humping her.

In a room with a big wall mirror. I'm looking at a picture that had myself on a bed with a giant dildo stuffed fully up my ass, with a super hot blonde girl, I figure Yukari, standing beside me. My mother(maybe also Yukari) comes into the room, sees that and says "Nice dildo." She points out another picture in the room, my astrological natal chart, it had red lines plotted on it that formed a loveheart, with fainter red lines making a couple of other hearts beside it.

I wake up in a shed at my dad's house. It's pretty dusty. I notice Yukari just laying on the floor beside me next to a little cat statue, I thought that's terrible and put her up on a stand next to me, next to two cats, saying "Old ladies go great with cats." I hear someone outside, sounding like a Christian proselytizing, though perhaps she referred to me when she was saying "Our Lord" She comes into the room. She ends up showing me a documentary she made called "Rampaging Colossus", saying that some kids are very hard to convince of spiritual things, and my dreams usually do the trick for those ones. I ask her if this is a dream and she says yeah. I ask if I should remember this stuff and post it, but she says whether I do or not she's going to make the documentary. We go outside to a fence, something about cops wanting me to learn how to skate and scuba dive, I guess it'd be nice to dream about doing those things. Going around to the front of a house, a seagull is making a strange mechanical noise as it lands on a trees near me, I give a British-sounding "Hullo." like that David Mitchell voiced Dark Souls consumable soul, which makes someone near me laugh. Go around to the front, three big stocky brown-skinned, maybe kiwi guys, with bright red/blue/green t-shirts, and eyes that were vibrant blue, red, green, came out. I say "Your eyes are cool." they made me think about tropical island, childhood, maybe some videogames.

Walking outside my unit. There's dark gray clouds hanging really low. One of them slides off a rooftop and seems to droop even lower. I jump up and grab one on a roof, carrying it around with me. Sort of like a dust cloud, dissipating somewhat as I carried it inside. In my unit was copious water damage all over the walls, spots of black mould everywhere. I said "What is this, the Apocalypse?" I go into my room, there's a little bump under my blankets retreating away from me, I figure what it was and run over to the end of my bed and snatch up my Yukari fumo when it pops out, saying "Baabaa! Mom! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!" I hear a voice beside my bed, maybe Bernkastel, saying "3 Dora, Right."

very autistic in here

>>40631056
Autistic enough to bring about the end of days.

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>>40594537
I dreamt about Sandy Hook so it's relevant. You can answer my question now

>>40637427
Dimwits go to Dimmlr.

Answered your question. Now you can delete your needless shitposts in my other thread, like I wouldn't have noticed your pestering here, unless, you're just pretended to be retarded and annoying?

In a classroom. I had Yukari's ability where I'd just slip through walls, though it was easier when it was at the borders, such at the bottom of a window. I went outside like that, accidently turning a little girl I passed by into food. Crows showed up pecking at it, but they'd peck me after because they could tell, a common myna showed up and did the same thing.

At a shrine, but there was obstacles blocking the torii so I had to weave around them like it was a dog show. I was chasing after Sanae. I went after her until I caught her on a roof, holding her down, though she was a giant, ~2 meter wingspan butterfly. Someone was watching me keeping her held down sort of smugly laughing about it.

Beside a road. Some people had been talking shit about Jesus, saying he's super evil and nicknaming him Jitler. Someone started cycling down a road with him, though the bike had a weird third wheel attached to a level that he had to get straightened out first. He went along with Jesus and he wasn't a bad person. I went somewhere, a couple of Simpsons characters got fell down and rose up as zombies. Then me and a couple of others ran while a horde of zombie Simpsons characters chased us. We fled to holy ground, a 5~ meter square cross tombstone graveyard place, where the zombies wouldn't enter. Yukari told me not to but I used a huge spinning attack that diced them to pieces. She was creating and dropping spectral green Dark Swords for me and another guy, dropped two stuck together at a time. Then she dropped some purple ones, though she said that they were hard to differentiate in her inventory. The other guy sort of jokingly brought up I should read holy scripture.

At Pontiff. I was making 4chan posts. For each one I made, someone made a post on an altchan that was a magic spell directed at me. I had a magic shield and just slapped the projectiles away with it with each post I made.

On my couch in my living room. I was hugging a red and blue seal of Furfur and Zepar. I asked if I could program them to do multiple things and they said yeah.

Went out beyond some glass doors into a outdoors place flooded with shallow water. I went off into a left subarea where there was a Coiled Sword planted by someone else. I pulled and it slowly withdrew. I went over to the main area, where in the middle was a Coiled Sword planted by me, with some guy trying to fuck with it. He didn't seem to be able to pull it out, I just grabbed gemstones I had left under it and left them by the glass doors to keep them safe.

Saw DotA 2. Wakasagihime was on the side of Dire, along with another water-based Hero(maybe Touhou). She had a W where she tied a water lasso and dragged around an ally, which she was using to save someone from Faceless Void's ultimates.

I was playing DotA 2. It was mentioned "I started playing DotA again." I pushed bottom lane, as Sniper. There was a pretty good wave going on, and all their towers were down to their Ancient, but I noticed a massive push on our top lane with several heroes, so it was going to be close. An enemy hero turns up at bottom, he and a wave of enemy creeps kill me, but just before I died I fired my ultimate at him as he ran off. He just survived, but a Gyrocopter missile fired over and hit him, but he just survived that too, then another global skill hit him, killing him.

It seemed like these dreams were in response to me just thinking of making an image of all the /jp/ threads I think glow and placing a picture of Thanos at the bottom with a couple of cringey glow OP texts beside him "Thanos roams this board, but his company is unexpectedly warm and fun" and "I love you /jp/. We're all in this together!"

My brothers were pointing out a thread on /jp/ that had tripfaggot Vert talking about tulpamancy, and they were like "haha so crazy" I thought I'd show them this thread and say "Vert is nothing compared to me." Someone gives me a laptop, there's an avatar on the desktop who looks purple and gold like Yukari, also feminine. I x'd it thinking that's not right, I should be an orange lobster man in a tuxedo. I saw an image of me vs glowniggers. Only animals were on my side. I remember giant bear behind me, an ass and baboon in front of me. On the other side was many people, among them was Dio, perhaps the Pixiv bitch who even posted some trash shortly after I posted my cruddy pictures. I saw a really cool Angus page, there was a pink rectangular border, lots of text that took several seconds to become clear. He jokingly reccomended some glownigger edit site, or maybe it was just Pixiv since Pixiv full of fucking trash, then said yeah, go check out this site called edit-club, where actual Touhou fans posted nice edits.