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4060518 No.4060518 [Reply] [Original]

Do you NEETs know of any good ways to make money online?

>> No.4060525

inb4 MMORPG

>> No.4060529

Get a real job and join the Marines.

>> No.4060534

cybering

>> No.4060544

Camwhoring.

>> No.4060546

>>4060529
recon sniper platoon reporting in!

>> No.4060564

Scam other people looking to make easy money online without any real skill or effort.

>> No.4060565

Mechanical Turking.

https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome

(Don't do this).

>> No.4060574

Online poker.

Seriously.

>> No.4060586

>>4060574

How much you lose/earn?

>> No.4060598

Google AdSense

>> No.4060612

You can apply for social security online can't you?

>> No.4060614

Stocks, running a website, ebay hunting.

>> No.4060619

>>4060564
This.

OP I'll tell you my secret for a one time fee of $99.99. WOW!

>> No.4060623

>>4060565
Why not?

>> No.4060638

does any NEET really make an honest dime, without technically voiding the second E in NEET

>> No.4060651

Disability gives you all you need and if you can't get it, then you don't deserve to live it out as a NEET.

>> No.4060671

>>4060638
No, they don't. That's why this thread is full of bullshit answers.

>> No.4060700

>>4060518
Stockmarket, some neets do stocks never leaving their rooms

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4060711

nah.

>> No.4060712

>>4060700

Wouldn't that make them self-employed?

>> No.4060713

Translation

>> No.4060719

neets don't earn money they live off welfare

>> No.4060729

>>4060700
Yes I'm sure most NEETs have enough money to start a healthy portfolio

>> No.4060743

medical transcription
just pretend all the patients are lolis

>> No.4060748

>>4060700
>Stockmarket
Gambling is bad

>> No.4060751

>>4060565
>Reward: $0.01

so how long does it take to do each one?

>> No.4060777
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4060777

>>4060729
>Yes I'm sure most NEETs have enough money to start a healthy portfolio
I got tree fiddy.

>> No.4060782

>>4060729
How much does it take? I've got 1000 bucks lying around that I can't afford to risk.

>> No.4060792

Anyone know any good places to research getting into the stock market? I know next to nothing about it, but I've got some disposable income laying around and it seems like a decent idea.

>> No.4060797

Get a real job, seriously.

>> No.4060799

Create a blog on blogger.com, write interesting articles, get linked to by other people, and earn money with Google AdSense.

>> No.4060807

>>4060799
That requires genuine creativity and effort though.

If you really want a way to earn money without much labor you need to speculate with what you have, but I doubt you have very much. Currency speculation isn't worth it unless you have a lot of money, same with blue chip stocks, high risk is your only option to make money quick, and that's dangerous by definition.

>> No.4060816

>>4060797
Stop posting, seriously.
Go back to /a/.

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4060817

>>4060807
high risk creates miracles without love it cannot be seen etc etc

>> No.4060815

MMO's and Real Money Trading.
ie. Gold farming, item farming and then just selling it.

>> No.4060833

I'm a NEET on government disability and have around 30k lying in the bank.

How should I start to invest this?

>> No.4060835

Find a private forum / group to join. Anything open will be shit

>> No.4060838
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4060838

>>4060833
Lottery tickets!

>> No.4060862

>>4060833
Go find a real financial advice forum. Or wait for Mugen to show up, I'm sure he can help.

>> No.4060863

>>4060518

I charge $100/hr for consulting and contract coding and I make some pretty decent coin off that. But of course, I have a niche specialty; if you're an average PHP codemonkey you won't earn shit.

>> No.4060865

>>4060782
With only $1000, you'll lose enough to brokerage fees that it would be hard to make any money without taking risks. You may as well go to Vegas with it.

With five or ten times that amount, you could trade relatively safe stocks and turn a decent profit by watching the patterns.

>> No.4060866

>>4060862
Where's law abiding pedophile and investment banker at a time like this?

>> No.4060890

buy gold
crash stock market
???
profit

>> No.4060911

>>4060890
ロナルド・アーネスト「ロン」ポール（Ronald Ernest "Ron" Paul, 1935年8月20日 - ）は、アメリカ合衆国の政治家。テキサス州選出下院議員で任期は10期目を
数える。共和党所属。

1974年に共和党議員へ立候補するも落選。その後1976年の議員選でもロバート
・ガメッジに敗退するなどしたが、1978年に当選。1980年より2年間議員職を
務めた。1988年アメリカ合衆国大統領選挙へアメリカ・リバタリアン党とし
ての出馬で、3位に終わる。1996年に共和党へ再当選。以降数年にわたり再当
選を繰り返す。

2007年に2008年アメリカ合衆国大統領選挙への再度出馬を表明。カリフォルニ
ア州にあるロナルド・レーガン大統領図書館で2008年1月30日に行われた共和
党大統領立候補者のディベートにも参加し、各メディアに取り上げられる
など選挙活動を続ける。インターネットにおいて、名声が高く支持率が高い
。

>> No.4060915

Does freelancing count as employment? I don't know/care for the specifics of the term.

If you've got a talent, say 3D design, charge people for your work.
You can exaggerate how much time you need and charge by the hour. If you're a douche

>> No.4060928

>>4060890
Funny story, and I do believe I've told this before on /jp/:
I have a friend who came into some money, so he waited for the price of gold to drop and bought a few ounces. He then waited for the price to peak again and sold it, then waited until it dropped again and bought more with the profits from the sale.

He kept doing this over a few years, and now he's got a hunk of gold the size of a brick. Where does he keep it? He painted it black and uses it as a doorstop.

>> No.4060944

>>4060915
If you're making money on our own, it's employment.

>> No.4060939

>>4060865
By decent profit do you mean enough to survive on?

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4060954

>>4060911

I was talking about this, but yeah.

>> No.4060998

>>4060939
Possibly, but if it's your only source of income, then you would really want a good sized savings to fall back on to pay the bills, if you had a bad couple of months. There are definitely people who make a living off of the market, tho.

>> No.4061016

>>4060928

Is your friend's name GORUDOSMITTO, by any chance?

>> No.4061025

>>4060998
I was thinking of doing it in addition to my part time job, yeah.

>> No.4061032

Watch Akagi, become a mahjong master, gamble online.

>> No.4061049

I trade foreign currencies and earning roughly 30 dollars a day.

>> No.4061085

>>4061032
Or just gamble normally online with Poker or Black Jack.

Keep an excel sheet and read books on said topic.

>> No.4061092

>>4060835
We should make a private board for /jp/ NEETs to share money making methods.

>> No.4061119

>>4060915
>If you've got a talent, say 3D design, charge people for your work.

You couldn't even pay /jp/ to take an interest in 3D!

>> No.4061122

>>4061085
Huh? As far as I know, professional gamblers don't just eagerly teach their techniques to anyone. If that happens then everyone would be gambling the same way and it makes it harder for themselves to earn money.

>> No.4061124

>>4061119
Tell that to all the Love Plus threads months ago

>> No.4061145

did ZUN really draw that?

>> No.4061162

>>4061122
I'm not really on the ball for that stuff. My brother does have a few books since he's a real poker buff, though I don't know WHO wrote the books. I would assume the books tell you how to play during heads up or whatever.

>> No.4061165

>NEET
>Not in Employment, Education or Training
>Not in Employment,

>> No.4061189

>>4061145
>did ZUN really draw that?
Isn't that from fangame (Underwater Palace or something)?

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