/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40318946
>putting the title in the name field
No, you don't understand

>>40318976
Ehh, he got it close enough.

>>40318976
>>40319026
I understand I fucked it up on the field, I had hit refresh without double checking when I reentered the field.

>has all the time in the world to make a thread
>cocks it up anyway

>>40319054
Hopefully jannies do the right thing and clean this thread up.

>>40319075
Anon... jannies don't exist to wipe your ass.

>>40319075
For better or worse, jannies don't give a fuck about it.

>>40319093
No, I mean by getting rid of this dipshit's thread.

>>40319105
Good, we don't need to play musical threads.

>>40319039
Then why the fuck are you making an early thread you piece of shit?

Do monsters get arrested by monster girl police for attempting to assault a man just minding his own business and trying to get by in the demon realm?

>>40319135
no, the police just hold the man down and cheers the girl on

>>40319119
>Good, we don't need to play musical threads.
You say that like we're not in a fucking thread doing exactly that.

It's so hot out.

>>40319130
anon we hit the image limit four (almost five) hours ago.
its time to let go.

>>40319159
That's how crime like that gets normalized and becomes a part of their culture. Would there be any way to convince monsters that rape isn't the way to go?

Stop fighting, post monsters.

>>40319170
you're trying really hard to push your shitpost thread, arent you?

>>40319173
rape them first

>>40319181
im not op, and if you were paying attention you would see that the poster count went up with that post.

>>40319189
That only excites them and rape you back harder

>>40319193
well now you know how to establish your new marriage: you must battle rape for dominance

>>40319211
i feel like this is how monsters use 4d chess to make anti-rape men addicted to getting assaulted

>>40319181
These people are obviously either bad actors or complete newniggers that refuse to understand why we haven't been spamming threads every time we hit image limit for years now. It's so fucking obvious they're either from /tg/ or somewhere else since no fucking way would anyone who has been here since the early days would be this retarded on purpose.

This is my fetish and I hate it

>>40319260
Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is this post? Are you naturally this retarded or does it come naturally?

>>40319260
I'd rather just hold hands

>Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a hæða ecge, a real sexy bitch.

>t. one of the many declassified letters of Tolkien to his son

Also...

>Christopher, my dearest son. Remember that strange Kiwi man I told you to sell the movie rights to? Well, it's absolutely crucial that you have him shoot a 15 minute action sequence of Bilbo and the dwarves fight an army of orcs while they use wine barrels as boats as they are being violently swept down river. You should use GoPros for this scene, that would be hella rad like a snowboard montage or something, wouldn't you agree? While you are at it, have a fat dwarf wear the barrel as an armor like a fucking cartoon and have him slaughter dozens of orcs with a spin attack. Christopher, I assure you that this is the only way you can honor a childrens book I wrote while struggling with a horrible PTSD.

>Love, your father.

>t. another declassified Tolkien letter, courtesy of Ratatoskr Archiving Ltd.

Your ancient undead wife would be unintelligible

>>40319315
What about an ancient dragon?

>>40319315
well she wouldnt get memes so it kind of balances itself out

>>40319359
I'm grateful for that. Memes are so dumb IRL. I have to skip so many posts here already because the reposted stale memes.

>>40319409
sus

>>40318946
I'm not gonna ream you for an early thread, but
>Title in the name field
YOU FUCKED UP
YOU FUCKED UP

>>40319432
I want to touch her scars. Including the ones on her face.

>>40319440
I want to fight whatever did that to her.

>>40319445
>implying she didnt already kill it

>>40319259
Just continue chewing them out for doing stupid shit and ignore the shitpost thread if it happens again. We've been through this with /tg/fags last year, can't give in or they will never stop pushing for changes.

//WARNING: Core containment has failed.
//Unit has been corrupted and is no longer under control.
//Core corruption: 100%
//CAUTION: AI Unit exposure to core has caused transfiguration.

>>40319315
>monsters pre DL were man eating carnivores at worst if they werent things like holstaurs
>except in Zipangu because the men wouldnt stop impregnating them
through dick, unity

How are Order Inquisitors in MGE? Are inquisitors and maybe "Inquisitorial Troops", elite soldiers under the command of inquisitors the one of the few or handful of dangerous and actual threats to monstergirls, especially those infiltrating human society? You know, the inquisitor types you see in fantasy wearing dark or black church-looking garbs and uniforms and wear those iconic wide-brimmed church hats. And Im going to assume the Order Inquisitors have the same fighting stance and style of a Soulsborne character; is quick and agile, dodges attacks, has a melee weapon in one hand and a powerful firearm in the other hand thanks to intensive training inquisitors get compared to regulars. Would inquisitors and or their retinues pose a threat to any monstergirls?

>>40319546
Shut the fuck up

>>40319546
>>>/tg/

>>40319409
and I find it kinda bussin'
I find it kinda cap
these dreams in which I'm dying
are the ones that kinda slap

>>40319574
Redditor

>>40319546
Kill yourself

>>40318946
Look out, here comes the hebi!

marry foxes

>>40319315
>tfw no Anglo-Saxon barrow-wight wife grumbling about the fucking Normans

Do you think the Sabbath has a unique wedding arrangement? Like, do you take your soon to be wife to the local park and consummate your marriage?

>>40319733
You go to the local McDonald's, you buy your bride a happy meal and you consummate the marriage while she consummates her meal and plays with the toy.

>>40319732
Give me a Druidic wight, a Roman wight, an Anglo-Saxon wight, and a Norman wight. Let them battle it out to decide who is top wife.

>go to 4mon to larp as a ancient kitsune on the tofu & meat thread on /ck/
>tricked into revealing that you are a human boy with a shota fetish and have a degree in cooking
>someone replies to you "are you brave, anon? be a brave little boy for me."
>you hear footsteps outside your house

>>40319768
>webcam turns on itself

>>40319768
How do you end up revealing that much? The most I could see happening to me is a monster seeing my reflection in a knife when I tease them about being bad cooks.

>>40319870
fox trickery works in mysterious ways.

OK, so why does High Orc carry around used condoms?

Is it as a snack for the road?
To use the demonic energy as a health/stamina potion.
Something else entirely?

>>40319925
>Is it as a snack for the road?
yep. survival rations for when their overlord isnt aound to feed them straight from the tap

>>40319870
>Gremlin finds a picture anon posted of bad tofu with EXIF data not removed
>shows her anon's location
>Searches through information using Doonugle
>Surprised to find out location doesn't contain any girl
>But a human
>A boy~
>Gremlin giggles as she writes up anon's dox to post on 4mon /hum/ board
Anons should really take care of their personal data that could be traceable.

>>40319954
I want to be this gremlins arch nemesis and be utterly undoxable. She'll have to pull some true autism to find my location like those anons that found Shia's dumb flag a few years back

>>40320004
but then the gremlin will get so mad that she decides to come and rape you herself instead of leaking your location.

>Church Choir-like Latin Chanting is hear everywhere

>>40319732
FUCKING NORMANS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISLAND REEEEEEEE!

>>40319954
Atleast she's not posting it on /hag/

>>40318946
First spaces are gone after colons, now early retard messes up the thread name, what's next?

>>40319315
If a monster girl started to hit on me in ancient English I would obligated to make her a mother.
I don't care if she gives our daughters outdated names like Odelgarde, Thomasina or Brunhilda

>arrive at the exotic banks of a southern island, occupied by Jinkos
>disembark your ship
>announce that the island is now under the rule of your Merciful King, and the girls are now his subjects
>to quench the resistance, third of the single women from their tribe are to be sent back to marry the men back at your kingdom
>other third will have to wed the colonizers that arrived
>angry chiefwoman comes forward to you
>furiously asks why not all of them

>>40320630
Jinko chief is very wise, would marry her.

>>40320229
I like it when I can't tell if a girl is an angel, an automaton or both.

colonization period in MGE would be wack
>send an expedition to exotic island
>initially all is well, get foreign spices and fruits and gold
>fast forward one generation and all of your overseas subjects are kakuens, kakuen husbands, or kakuen sons
>two generations later and the gentlemen from colonies start arriving back
>no real way to expell them, since the spices are too good to pass on
>kingdom gets monsterized
>now everyone is some sort of a succu or incu-bus
>even your wife turned into a monke
meanwhile smug Druella pours herself another glass of wine, because she found another way to take over Order kingdoms

It is mathematically impossible for me to lose to hags.

>>40320699
I'm afraid you're not very good at math.

Just had a dream about a hellhound forcefully breastfeeding me, never had I ever been so disappointed to wake up.

>>40320743
wash your sheets

>>40320681
Kill yourself

>>40320764
mom would be sad

>>40320681
what if I want to go to monkey island, to never be heard of again?

>>40320722
>No flab poking out between the skirt and shirt
Not a true hag, it still fits too well.

Would you a girl with a hag body that can barely fit in her school uniform, but she actually is the age she claims to be?

>>40321122
yes, and I would help her diet to become slim, because I love girls my age with normal bodies!

>>40321122
No, but I would a hag that fits perfectly into a grade schooler uniform despite her age being in the quadruple digits.

Should I be more scared of hellhounds or hellcats?

>>40318946
>>40318976
anyone want to pool bets on wether OP was new or high off his rocks?
Personally I’m going for high or sleep deprived but it’s hard to tell

>>40321475
ain't nothing wrong with being new, when you are respectful and want to learn and lurk for a while
this Anon didn't do the last one, so he got teased a little

>>40321475
OP is a newfag, simple as that

>>40321122
Beware the blubberwock, my son.

>>40321846
no can do, I'd tackle her then proceed to make sweet sweet love to her

I want a soft loliwock with a ponytail and I want her sitting on my face NOW!

>early thread
>title in name field
>garbage OP picture
If only we could just not enable these fucking retards

>>40321946
ah come on, he didn't mean anything bad, he'll be a good MGT Anon soon

>>40321946
>complaining about an early thread after the old one is already gone
Slowpoke pls

>>40321946
when this thread was created that one was at the image limit for five hours, and stayed up for at least three more after that.

Hey Anon, you showed up just in time, all outta sake.

>>40320681
That's assuming the monsters are the primitives. Maybe it's like one of those 4x games where you accidentally find a society way bigger than you and now they have a new toy to play with. Imagine sending an expeditionary force to clear out a landing point for a colony in a newly discovered land, and they come back wearing skimpy outfits and are being bossed around by a bunch of werecats. A serious looking cait sith pulls out a scroll and reads out that the Cat Kingdom officially accepts your gift and welcomes your nation as a vassal, you are to join the royal messenger to return to the kingdom so that you can marry Princess Catarina and bond your kingdoms through marriage.

>>40322233
I just watched a short video on a few times the explorers and "colonizers" were actualy cool with the locals and got an idea on a greentext.
MGE world is vast, both situations could probly occur

>>40322058
He won't learn if he's not told, and for some once is not enough.
>>40321846
>>40321903
Imagine a Jabberwock building muscle.

>>40319440
>>40319445
>it was her husband during sex

>>40322233
cat kingdoms foursomes...

>>40322359
>Anon beats the shit out himself
>>40322281
EEEWWW

>>40322233
Cat Kingdom? More like Cursed Kingdom.

>>40322454
a pair of nekomatas and one werecat? what's wrong with that

>>40322717
You'll be run ragged following the selfish whims of cats anon.
Don't do it, get a kobold.

>>40322279
I was just adding my own little dumb bit. I got the thought of a haughty catgirl busting down the door and forcing a poor prince into marriage immediately after discovering them and thought it was funny. I'm usually fine with any story so long as it isn't edgey or blatantly trying to start shit. Your story was nice, and has lots of potential for other races. Like a large mouse sneaking on a ship and going back with them. She gets into the kindgom and bites a buch of girls, starts up a gang, and they start gang raping guys. It basically becomes the bubonic plague, but instead of horrific death you just have a rat loli for a wife.

>>40318946
Around echidnas,beware

>>40322914
I don't like snake hair.

>>40318946
lmao what is that picture?

>>40323063
Any specific reason as to why? the wock has it worse and i dont see anyone complaining about those

>>40322625
>this stresses the hellhound

>>40320681
Colonization Era in MGE. So basically: Order white bois develop Jungle Fever and now have brown jungle girlfriends. Be it Amazon Succs or whatever brown tribal human girls are available. Surely for missionary conversion and not erotic exoticism.

>Ocelomeh laughs at an Order man's pathetic tolerance for spicy food
>offers "milk" to help wash it down

Which monster is the coolest?

>>40318946
The dude looks like he came from Kisekae.

>>40323405
Ice dungeon Echidna

>>40323203
>jungle mamonos convince dense Order missionaries that it's all fine with the church if they do it in the missionary position, that's what it's for
>they fall for it

>>40323203
>Order pope allows the colonizers to have multiple exotic mamono wives
>they really need those supplies in their war, back on the old continent
>fast forward 400 years
>in South Mamonomerica there's a tradition of 90 days long carnival
>Monster Girls parade praising Chief God in fancy suits, with only their nipples and pussylips covered
>a brown Ocelomeh shouts praises for Diosa Principal towards her gigantic statue in the middle of the local capital from a stage in a bikini that leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination and bunch of feathers stuck everywhere

>>40323308
>order man orders sandwich that is way spicy from Ocelomeh shop
>Ocelomeh gives sandwich with ketchup
>"woah bro this is way spicy"

>>40323464
hmmm, rio de janiro. Brazilan booty

>>40321846
>>40321903
I like this fat hag dragon!

>>40323482
me too
She a cute

i believe in dragon supremacy

>>40323490
SHE'S FAT

>>40323501
and your wife is lazy and floats, at least wock walks and is way citer

>>40323501
Gazer please, maybe if you had a sandwich or two you wouldn't be flat.

monsters in negligees!

>>40323553
i will take the demon on the right you guys go ahead and take the rest,dont come back for me

>>40323499
I believe in dragon inferiority.

>An ancient evil awakens
>An ancient evil is tamed

>>40323512
This hag dragon calling anyone lazy is a bit...

>>40323618
>POV: you are a knight here to rescue a fair maiden from a dragon

>>40323643

>>40323490
>>40323501
>>40323512
Best friends forever!

>>40323630
all dragons sunbathe alot, they are cold-blooded after all
>>40323625
I wish to make sweet love and more dragons to tiamit
>>40323643
Princess play is one of the biggest fetishes of dragons, all dragons

>>40323618
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Dragon Capture Real Hahahaha Drigga Just Walk Away From The Cell Like Drigga Break The Cuffs Haha

>>40323757
It's her fetish

>>40323695
>Princess play is one of the biggest fetishes of dragons, all dragons
Of course, you're the princess, and she's still the dragon.

>>40323618
>>40323757
It's just roleplay, let her do it if it turns her on.

https://twitter.com/Gimmogu/status/1539232010526674949?s=20&t=bnH7hTJPuIlNh3_hLP8rYg

>>40323774
i think u got it twisted, shes the princess and you are either the monster that molests her or you are the knight that has come to save her
>>40323789
sex with fat fox hag

>>40323774
Can't I at least be a prince?

What would you cook for your wife?

>>40323800
Same thing I cook for myself: chicken and rice.

>>40323798
Dragons are too proud to play the role of anything but a dragon. She's the dominant one!

>>40323799
You can but she'll still call you princess, you might be able to convince her not to make you wear the dress though. This is what happens when you get caught up with hag dragons who never captured a princess of their own.

>>40323846
>Dragons are too proud to play the role of anything but a dragon. She's the dominant one!
>Implying that that mindset isn't the exact reason that it's a fetish for them

>>40323866
most dragons die virgins.

>>40323877
good thing they resurrect as zombie dragons and have unlimited time after that

>>40323877
well yeah but we're talking about the ones who aren't virgins with rage right now

>show up to the evil castle
>punch the roastie princess
>carry the blushing dragon out
>"you're safe now princess"
at that point her panties would be soaked more than a clumsy fisherman who went to fish in a dented boat

grooming and washing your dragon wife real form like an sports car or ol reliable pickup van

>>40323923
>Dragon is the princess being held
>That princess is a fat ugly ogre of a human that wishes to bed you
>Beat her
>Grab the dragon princess and run off to dragonia where you go and marry her

>>40323898
whats wrong with that lich? i cant tell what her expression is trying to say

>>40324024
shes very happy at how good her surrogate daughter looks after being revived

>>40323973
You have to do it while she's asleep or she gets all fidgety and squirmy

>>40323898
>those thighs
>lich hand on that meaty thigh
DEAR LORD

>>40324051
that sounds dangerous but i am willing to take the risk if that means she can show off her polished scales and boosts her self-confidence

>>40323203
>>40323462
>>40323464
Question is this:

Picture yourself as the Order white boi colonizers. You either get a fierce strong jungle mamono wife or a cute delicious brown tribal human girl, or both as two wives. You get a half white tribal daughteru, would you also be happy or okay with a good looking half-race brownish incubus son too?

>>40324154
>recreate brazil in mge
why would I want to add suffering to a happy setting?

>>40324072
im going to give her scales a mirror polish, her claws to the point of being able to cut easily tissue paper, her horn, polished to the quailty of a gemstone and her teeth, whiter than bleach

>>40323553
Uhh, ladies, I said we were going on a hike...

cougar cougar monster girl wearing a tight leopard print dress hits on you while you are on the bus, what is your response

>>40324259
Sergeant Johnson taught me there's no such thing as a puma

I want an extremely buff lilim to lecture me on her dream to save the world.

cunnilingus time idiot

>>40324154
the way I see it in my headcannon:
daughters: take the skintone and "race" from their mom
sons: take that after their father
this helps prevent all the three letter racebaiting bullshit in MGE

>>40324626
I like this
And boys born from momsters just pass on their human genes, no hybrid daughters

>>40323800
>Anon is married to a Kraken
>Wants to cook her a proper meal
>He never saw her eat anything other than raw fish and seafood she caught herself
Imagine the joys of cooking your wife all sorts of meals she never had before.
I can already see the stars in her eyes after she has a bite of lasagna for the first time.

>>40318946

>tfw no evil space Pharaoh to worship

>>40324623
Based

>>40323100
I don't like wocks either, but echidnas have the breeding thing going so I'm more conflicted.

>>40323973
>a vast dragon skeleton lies motionless in the cave, while children use the bones as a jungle gym
>mama dracolich is wide awake, of course - the undead don't need to sleep
>a living dragon would never let a child climb inside her skull, but it doesn't bother her because she doesn't have any flesh in this form

Did I miss hag hours?

I wanna see an Amazoness being flirty.

>>40318946
Dragons and bodysuits. Name a better combo.

>>40324678
Just spell it out,why are hair snakes bad?

>>40324752
Loli Dragons and micro bikini

>>40324685
Kind of her to let the kids play with her bones

>>40324834
>>40324752
Why even bother with clothing?
Naked is best

>tfw you get worshipped as a god by a cult of dark priests for fulfilling the procephy of the filled wombs
>You just got summoned nude to their cult base
>>40324858
naked is boring, I'd say dragons in habits

When does a momster stop breastfeeding their children?
hopefully never

Do kobolds eat dog food?

>>40324858
Clothes can put an accent onto the naughty parts, by either covering them and only them, or by covering everything but them by being otherwise normal clothes with holes cut out in specific parts.
what i'm trying to say is, dragons in clothes with nipple and pussy cutouts/windows.

>>40324892
How about burqas/niqabs

Hey, listen!

>>40324903
>student anon is invited to succubus classmate's house to study for the biology test
>knocks on the door
>turbo milf Succubus mom answers, much to succubus classmate's embarrassment
>They start studying
>succubus tries to make her move
>"honey! Time for your snack!"
>succubus classmate goes redder than a tomato
>anon gets to watch succubus classmate suckle from her mom
>momster offers her other nipple to Anon
>succubus classmate is dying from embarrassment

>>40319679
SHE IS COMING

this cow looks weird....
>>40324958
i would definitely start drinking from it

>>40324040
>"Now I will get a husband for sure"

>>40324970
The best cardio is running from monsters

What situation would make it possible to marry a MILF, her sister, and their daughters?

>>40325023
both are sisters, the duaghters are only by name alone, and you were just someone who just popped up one day the other would be major incest, since you would have your wife as your momster and your daughters as your older sisters

>>40325023
They're one of those lizard species that can reproduce asexually, and the entire village are all clones of one CC lizard.

>>40325104
>tfw you are the first human she’s seen in 20000 years

>>40325205
>She forgot how sex is supposed to work
>Tries to recall the time her mom gave her The Talk 25000 years ago

>>40325023
Aside from various adoption scenarios the only other way would be if they (or at least the "milf" and her sister) were humans corrupted into monsters.
Or maybe some weird asexual reproduction but I don't think that's a thing in MGE (maybe a lab experiment came to life?).

>>40324977

>>40325235
Silence in the library.

>>40325217
>having teach her and the rest of the village what sex is
>in exchange for fresh lizard milk

>>40325235
>>40325243
I want a buy a big mansion with a huge magical library that comes with a tall librarian succ

>>40325268

A hunter is patient

>>40321475
Sleep deprivation, I don't do drugs or alcohol.

>being sandwiched between two BEEG hellhounds in bed
How protected would I be?

>>40325328
Somewhere between "not at all" and "entirely".

>>40325235
I want to stick my head between those massive melons and pound away at her vagina while shes standing

>>40322279
Off-topic but I read a funny story where British explorers met Haida tribesmen. As they exchanged food The British were offered meat to eat, which they refused because they thought the Haida were cannibals. The British then offered the Haida venison which they refused. It turns out they both thought the others were cannibals and trying to offer them human flesh

>>40325421
Don't drink any glass of milk a monster girl offers you

>>40325396
You might get stuck!

>>40325442
and? Thats bad?
>>40325434
I will drink always assuming its their breast milk and ask for some straight from the tap

>>40324604
That wock is extremely lovable.
She looks like the type who would say things such as:
>It's not like I want you to breed me violently from behind or anything

This is how I expect vampires to behave. Specifically starting around 1:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTkDwh2oxYU

>>40325155
Cute shark

>>40325461
>and? Thats bad?
I am just saying that even if she is your servant, don't ever underestimate the succ librarian.

>>40324604
Pfft, that's like 33% of a wock.

>>40325481
>desperate CC vampire

>>40325434
Sure it may be strangely warm and pink, but the eros cultists said it was fresh from the source! Why wouldn't I support their fundraiser?

>>40325491
She? my servant. Dont make me laugh. Im just the guard human who is also the real master of this massive castle

>>40323625
>Ancient Evil redoes her plans for world destruction after having to deal with that bitchy Baphomet head of the PTA

>>40325499
what is needed for the rest?

>>40325540
Mass

>>40325569
mass is gained with age, shes way youngrer than that old jabber, I bet she dyes her hair to hide the greys

>>40325506
>drink milk
>cum pant
>aw frig, my pants...

I want to get a “noble” type MG hooked on “commoner” foods like hamburgers, slushies, and pizza!

Wurm abs!

old bat noble

>>40325643
she big

Turning the old vampire lady into a broodmother. Gonna make lots of dhampirs

>>40325643
This artist's bats are some of the cutest things to ever exist

>>40325643
I prefer fruitbats.

>>40325608
pizza is expensive, brother - a commoner couldn't afford to eat it everyday
>>40325617
I like it that you posted it

>>40325334
>>40325328
>Smug rich boy hiring two hellhounds as bodyguards, not knowing what he is actually getting into.

Tell me about how
Tell me about daily life in MGC

>Be A single wagecuck in MGC
>Lilim Viceroy and Zombie Mayor create Fair Housing Initiative, so you move into a larger, more beautiful apartment with subsidized rent
>As a Human Male, you get Affirmative Actioned into a better role at work, Demon boss gives you a raise after 6 months to keep you on board
>Public transportation is efficient and clean thanks to Gremlins and Bubble Slimes, seats are large and comfy so commuters can nap on the way to and from the suburbs
>Come home to your apartment and find a random Succubus has moved in and set up shop and is cooking dinner
>Life is good

>>40325724
I live in the slums, and I fight as a prize fighter against monsters for the joy of wealthy monsters, Its cool, we wear demon silver cetuses and the unicorn nurses are very nice to me. Still dont know my true name nor how my parents aside from my old dragon teacher. Life is good for me.

>>40325328
You would be safe from all other monsters but those two hounds.

I want to get a dog or two. Any tips on how to train them?

>Hey cutie, why dont you come with me back to my village.

>>40325689
pizza is literally "slap all the leftovers from the fridge on a dough base and put into oven until cooked". how is that expensive?

>>40325811
I'd love to see the face of an Amazoness when the guy not only doesn't resist, but he's very eager to go with her.

>>40325569
More like that's 200% of a wock.

ive come to the conclusin that i am really stupid. i need an equally dumb wife or a really intelligent wife. any reccomendations?

>>40325978
Zombie or Lich for different extremes.

Is pregnancy a debuff or buff in MGE?

>>40325643
>bite marks on neck
>bite marks on boob
What happens if a vampire bites a boob?

>>40326018
you get buffed
>>40326028
milk comes out

>>40326028
Bat boob

>>40326018
extra protection strength

>>40318946

Ghoul mouth pussy.

>>40326129
How do ghouls ever reproduce if their mouths feel just as good as any monster’s pussy, seems counter reproductive

>>40326164
im pretty sure they eventually just figure it out. good pun btw. proud of you.

>>40326164
Read the profile.

>>40326018
It's a debuff that buffs the husband and letting it resolve by having the time run out leads to the advancement of her milf meter. If you want your monster to have the best stats, pregnancy grinding is basically required. Milf mode is absolutely OP.

>>40326164
Ghoul puss is especially sensitive to pleasure because it's hardly used, right? Just ambush her one day. Do it for her.

>>40326194
Whoa, she's big. Love it.

We need more lolis in this thread

>>40326226

that filename and that offtopic pic responding smells like /monster/ scum, leave

>>40326194
imagine having an entire happy kiki family, what a dream

>>40326226

>>40326350
This fox is suspicious.

>>40326360
nice

>>40325869
>>40325869

Imagine her reaction if the anon outright jumps into her arms to be princess carried.

>>40326386
I would if she wasn't muscly. The way KC draws them is my limit for muscle girls.

Please give me your cutest pictures of vampires.

vampires should have SMALL breasts, not a blob of fat like some stupid cow!

>>40325756
>Life is a series of training montages
>Occasionally inspirational 80s music starts playing at random times

Sounds based Anon. Is there a demon realm biome where everyone lives in a musical? If I start singing an aria will forest critters lead me to a lonely Elf Princess?

>>40326409

>>40326397
>I would if she wasn't muscly.
Suit yourself. If she's beefy, I'm hers.

>>40326447
most women who are very lean actually have fertility problems. It's not a very natural state.

>>40326409
Vampires are best as hikineets

>>40326469
. .

>>40326473
most women don't have animal ears, or tails, or wings

>>40326268
I love myself a dragon who can change her form

>>40326469
What would Post-Apophalyptic Desert Kingdome look like? Would Anubis become a lazy and wanton sex-crazed courtesan, or would she be just as autistic but focused on scheduling how many times you cum every day?

>>40326535
soooo. all of them?

>>40326473
good thing monsters aren't shitty 3d women

>>40326436
Nah man we need more in between, all I see is big tit bimbos or lolis. Nothing in between.

How do I help a dragon lose weight when those damn tanukis make sugary snacks in the shape of gems and gold, it’s preying upon their instincts and is clearly abuse

>>40326740
Cook her a steak every morning. She won't want the sugar if you fill her up with protein.

>>40326547
Yes.

>>40325662
Anon no that's how you get a castle full of minibosses

>>40326740
Ask her to fuck you harder. What better way to burn calories than with high-intensity sex several times every day?

Best way to "fuck around and find out" in MGE?

>>40326972
fuck around, duh

>>40326226
no we dont

>>40326554
I am just saying fatty women are the most attractive

>>40326972
walk up to a cait sith and say that you don't like cats

>>40326972
Tell the members of the local monster girl sportsball team they play ball like a human girl

>>40327003
reverse psychology is pretty based.

>>40318946
>And now whereas my father did lade you with a heavy yoke, I will add to your yoke: my father hath chastised you with whips, but I will chastise you with scorpions.
1 Kings 12:11

>>40327030
Oh no?!

>>40326972
trying to hurt yourself in any way

>>40326972
Have a one night stand with a powerful monster and then sneak away before she wakes up.

>>40326972
>Begin at starting zone
>Jump really fast up some stairs
>No clip through the ground
>Fall, then suddenly appear in the Demon Lord's throne room
>Ignore her as she gets flustered, trying to come up with a speech on short notice
>Run to her bed chambers
>Steal her underwear
>Fast travel back to starting zone

>>40327003
>>40327021
Furniggers die.

>>40327089
>tell sith i don't like cat
>she pins me down with her cat minions
>sits on my face
>I breath in the sweet musk of cat and let the cat parasites take me over.
since cait siths are bipedal they would probably have buttocks

>>40327002
it's the opposite for me but you do you I guess

>>40327002
Strongfat then

>>40326981
yes we do

>>40327084
>Steal her underwear
There's no challenge if you can just have the best headgear at the start of the game.

>>40327183
Oh yes

>>40327141
>>40327134
Manticore is peak muscle girl. The impression of being strong is there, but no bulging muscle or missing fat in areas where there should be fat.

>>40327183
Remember Anons, beware monsters with eyes hidden behind their hair. They are hentai protagonists and know all kinds of insta-ko moves.

>>40327276
give

I really like the idea of the modern monster "army" just being their for fetish and propaganda reason.
Imagine joining the army because you fell for the propaganda and love your country but now your monster girl drill sergeant is giving you increasingly lewd punishments.

>>40327245
I mean she just looks like someone at a normal healthy weight who gives off an impression like that from force of personality. I don't really want to argue about this stuff though so you do you.

>>40327281
the only ones who would take it seriously are dullahans and that's only when they have their head on

>>40327301
Would monster girl parents be mad if their monster daughter was kidnapped?

>>40327317
was there love?

>>40327245
I really love tonned and muscly manticores, I sometimes love them so much I can't sleep. I just lie there thinking how wonderful it would be to meet one and take her for myself.

Loli Salamanders are made for cute adventures and headpatting during the day, and patting everything at night after enduring her sexy body all day. The best party member you can have.

>>40327331
>always casts her biggest spell
>needs "mana refill" after every fight
i'm starting to think i might just be a support character

>>40327323
They're cute and wonderful. If only KC would do official sabbath art of them.

>>40327317
Not at the initial kidnapping but they will be upset if you don't let them see their grandchildren.

>>40327183
What part of hag town do they all have bangs covering their eyes?

>>40327349
not a fan of sabbath, but I'd take any KC art and any Manticore art gladly
I wish I could draw well enough to draw a cute catbat like that. I'd do nothing but draw them all day.

>>40327349
they got a side-mention for the momonika sabbath at least. gotta wonder how they accessorize that tail

>>40327366
pacifier

>>40327355
>kidnap a rich Wight’s daughteru
>every time you contact her parents about the ransom money they always tell you to “come back when the grandchildren arrive”
>fucking monstergirls

>>40327372
that's a bad omen. you know it's going in your mouth next

>>40327387
That doesn't rhyme

>>40327380
>Kidnap a lizard girl
>Call her parents
>"Damn, that's really impressive. Kind of reminds me how I met my husband. Anyhow, at this point she gotta be ovulating so put a few kids in her and call us back"

>>40326107
>Your first kiss is stolen by a dullahan who threw her head at you
Good start to a comedy romance manga

>>40327387
Kinky. I like it.

>>40327455
>she throws a bit too hard and accidentally knocks you out

>>40327348
>always casts her biggest spell
>biggest spell is not very impressive
She's level 1 and a suboptimal class for her race, she's going to need some time to not be borderline useless (in battle)

>>40327380
>The parents are just happy she "moved out" since she's been living with them for 500 years now

>>40326226
I agree. But they must come with the ero fang

>>40327502
Isn't that a brat fang?

>>40318946

>>40327380
Stupid kidnapper. Could have just asked for dowry.

>>40327267
>>40326107
dullahan girls really do give the best head

>>40327519
>Over 9 tails
This is an abomination.

>>40327514
Good girls can have fangs too.

>>40327474
>break into a big boss monster's dungeon/castle
>fight through her hordes of minions
>make it to the boss room
>she starts doing her big bad evil speech
>you stop her and tell her your just here because you heard she had a chubby nert for a daughter
>she's too stunned to say anything back
>suddenly neet daughter busts into the throne room still in her pajamas
>"Mom the wifi is down."
>she sees you
>you stare at each other for a few seconds
>you begin to sprint towards
>momster starts cheering
>neet tries to run but gets caught almost immediately
>you princess carry the neet off into the sunset
>she's still panicking and confused
>boss momster shouts to come visit again after your first kid

>>40327514
i thought it was just the cute fang

>>40327622
Do I get tax write offs for taking neet monsters as my wife?

>>40327615
>>40327631
It may be cute and good girls may have them, but if you see a small monster with a fang there is an over 70% chance that she's haughty.

>>40327653
You should. Its a public service.

>>40327653
yes, but being a mother is considered employment in MGE

>>40327733
the more i find out about the way the demon lord runs things, the more based she gets.

>>40327519
Everyone is going to forget about mge

>>40327758
Considering the game I fully expect mge to never get a major update again.

>>40327786
>>40327758
oh no... well anyway
>>40327743
yeah, she's the type of gal that would listen to a whiney HFY fag talking only to butt in with
>blow it out of your dick
and incubizing him with a snap of her fingers

>>40327758
Everyone is going to forget everything. Nothing is eternal.

>>40327758
Only if KC decides to focus on the game 100%

>>40327653
Yes, but only after the first child. Blame danukis for that one. She had the bright idea to have her husband fake having a harem so the government would end up owing her during tax season. She just put them all in an apartment building with cheap snacks and good wifi and told them to do whatever. Now government needs proof of a healthy relationship for you to get the benefits.

>>40327733
>>40327811
Remember to be more patient next time, buddy.

>>40327811
>still hasn't taken the name off
>still posts like a retard
Early thread makers, everyone.

>>40327758
mge is the reason why this general blew up. Crabman's comic add to it. I remember when the threads were slow as hell on /a/

>>40327833
>>40327831
kek, I did that on purpose, I'm not the OP, was just baiting for easy (You)s

>>40327837
I remember when the only translations were done by a certain other imageboard

If she's not a worm, she's a thot!

>>40327850
>I was just pretending to be retarded

>>40327837
Crabman's oneshots were the life and blood from these threads then he killed himself with that mediocre harem manga, what a way to fuck up

>>40327917
OY
I never claimed not to be retarded. My wife thinks I'm cute because of that.

>>40327920
Monster musume wasn't that bad just not as good had he gone the Yome ga Kore na Monde route with it.

>>40327743
>20 hour work week
>Plenty of paid leave
>Unlimited "horny days"
The only downside is that you can never expect businesses to be open on a given day.

>>40327837
>>40327869
>>40327920
also a throwback from the /a/ threads only real OG's remember
I made them better :)

Posting videos of yourself cooking on mamono Internet, like a slut!

>>40327973
I'm gonna do that but also cook really badly.
Imagine all the monster girls talking about cooking me a real meal or monster girls saying they would still eat it.

>>40327973
>Boys cooking is listed under "Sub Hub"
>Guys Grilling is listed as "Dom Hub"

>>40327961
All I remember drom the /a/ thrreads was Kevin being a meme for some reason and the mm translator.

Is the thing about waifuing Hinezumis with massage thread canon or legit? If legit, is it exclusive to them or would it work with Salamanders too?

>>40327556
all the excess tail is just butt plugs. she's kinky like that.

>>40327920
The girls were great, but the story itself was boring. It did lead to those monster subspecies cards though. I remember those being loved by the thread back then.

>>40328042
I remember the oc the threads made on the sub species cards

>>40327920
Monster Musume would be more fondly remembered if it ended like...three years ago.

>>40327960
definitely worth it.

>>40328038
>thread canon or legit
almost always both, because if you were to ask KC he'll most likely say "yea sure there are quite a few of them that are into that and your waifu could very well be one of them!"
>would it work on salamanders?
short answer yes, long answer see reasoning above

>>40328042

>>40328038
It comes from a KC tweet. He said it about Hinezumi specifically, but you can always headcanon your firelizard wife falling for your pacifist ass because of your massages.

>>40327973
i fucked up my dinner today
i dont know if im ready for a wife

>>40328152
wg3 has a baphomet say that they want a worthy man but figure that any man can be made worthy later so actually just take any man.

>>40328157
I can't cook AND I'm dead inside, I'm definitely not ready for a wife.